Suburban Senshi Entry #2155 - “The Random Tragedies of the Suburban Senshi and Friends”
#2155 “The Random Tragedies of the Suburban Senshi and Friends”
Agent McFUNderson 09/20/2018
Hey.
Rule34Rocks 09/20/2018
Hey?
Agent McFUNderson 09/20/2018
I can't sleep :/
Rule34Rocks 09/20/2018
I can. Goodnight.


FireFly_9 09/20/2018
You know that 100% of all private messages from hot singles in your area are scams, right?
SpeedRcr_X 09/20/2018
Why do you know this?


The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 09/20/2018
can humans even wake up at six in the morning


Gol_D_Lux 09/20/2018
People who say "no pun intended" are cowards! OWN UP TO YOUR AWESOME!


Perfect1 09/20/2018
How is this place not getting sued


Reverend_H 09/20/2018
.... yo do I look like the kind of gy who would be interested in that sorta thing, yo?
SpeedRcr_X 09/20/2018
...dude
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 09/20/2018
sirzli, hav u mat urslaf


Mdm_Maestro 09/20/2018
If "sorry" was enough, dear, we wouldn't have seppuku.
SpeedRcr_X 09/20/2018
SpeedRcr_X is AFK: ( I just remembered a dental appointment)


Charm_BUSTer 09/20/2018
There's a huge omnidimensional city hovering upside down in the skies over tokyo!!
GERMATOID 09/20/2018
-SIGH- SAME S[BLEEP]T, DIFFERENT DAY


Mizunomics01 09/20/2018
Any last words, scum?
// J_Daito // 09/20/2018
I see you're still single ;>
Reverend_H 09/20/2018
OHH S[BLEEP]T
SpeedRcr_X 09/20/2018
Damn he went there
Mizunomics01 09/20/2018
Mizunomics01 is AFK: ( rekt)


=/\catablanca/\= 09/20/2018
Mina it's not fair! Peoiple everywhere are going places in life and I still s[BLEEP]t in a box ><
C'est_La_V 09/20/2018
...When you're not dropping it on my rug ><
=/\catablanca/\= 09/20/2018
...or your sweater
C'est_La_V 09/20/2018
wait what


Dr_Xadium 09/20/2018
So Paise, on a scale of 1-10 how lonely are you?
Rule34Rocks 09/20/2018
...it stops at 10?


OG_Iron_Man 09/20/2018
Look I told you the problem is you keep using your tongue on the screen and it's not a touchscreen
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 09/20/2018
k


ThatGuyWith_Maskses 09/20/2018
...If I die in this battle I SWEAR MY GHOST WILL HAUNT YOU FOREVER
// J_Daito // 09/20/2018
Then your ghost is going to see some f[BLEEP]ked up s[BLEEP]t.


OG_Iron_Man 09/20/2018
I sent you a friend request but I think your account might have a bug, I got blocked.
Rule34Rocks 09/20/2018
I blocked you.


Reverend_H 09/20/2018
Goddamnit yo I've been in Tokyo for years now yo... why isn't there a harem of high school girls that worship me, yo?
Aya-chan! 09/20/2018
Maybe you should have gone to a High School in that time??


Rule34Rocks 09/20/2018
What the hell is this noise my phone is making?
Dr_Xadium 09/20/2018
Someone's calling you.
Rule34Rocks 09/20/2018
Inconceivable.


Agent McFUNderson 09/20/2018
God made the world... and the rest is made in China!
Agent McFUNderson 09/20/2018
E C O N O M I C S


The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 09/20/2018
I take super hot showers because I like to practice burning in hell. ♡
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 09/20/2018
jezus midal skool reali facked u pu


Mdm_Maestro 09/20/2018
Haruka, you're drunk.
SpeedRcr_X 09/20/2018
hweewlew; ye s im dsfr8ink


Rule34Rocks 09/20/2018
Why don't you just act like yourself?
Dr_Xadium 09/20/2018
Because when I do, they all leave


.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 09/20/2018
JAST B MAI FRAND I GAT AMNEY GADDIMMIT


Capt. Jack Harkness 09/20/2018
Talk dirty to me
setsy_meioh 09/20/2018
Every minute one garbage truck worth of plastic is dumped into the ocean


EmaSkye_LAPD 09/20/2018
...the incident report says "his gender and true identity are unknown."
EmaSkye_LAPD 09/20/2018
...wait a sec


FireFly_9 09/20/2018
When I was little, I thought people would die without a brain.
FireFly_9 09/20/2018
Facebook has taught me other.


"Silicon" Momoko 09/20/2018
Lyrica
"Silicon" Momoko 09/20/2018
Lyrica
"Silicon" Momoko 09/20/2018
Lyrica
"Silicon" Momoko 09/20/2018
Answer Lyrica are u awake?
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 09/20/2018
huh
"Silicon" Momoko 09/20/2018
Sorry, I woke you, didn't I?
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 09/20/2018
no s[BLEEP]t dumbass


setsy_meioh 09/20/2018
Everytime I see you, you're undressing me with your eyes
// J_Daito // 09/20/2018
I'm actually adding more clothes.


Rule34Rocks 09/20/2018
I should warn you, I'm an animal in bed ♫
Dr_Xadium 09/20/2018
As in you expect to lie there uselessly, be doted over and brought food?
Rule34Rocks 09/20/2018
...basically.


setsy_meioh 09/20/2018
The cliff I have selected will be the perfect spot for my first date with him~
// J_Daito // 09/20/2018
Yes. As soon as he gets on look at you, he can conveniently jump off.


Rule34Rocks 09/20/2018
Hahaha one time someone tried to scam their way into my mansion by saying they were a friend of mine, but they were fools. Wodehouse knew I had no friends.
Rule34Rocks 09/20/2018
Being a NEET has its advantages
Agent McFUNderson 09/20/2018
...dude T_T
Rule34Rocks 09/20/2018
what


The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 09/20/2018
If all goes well, I'll be a couch potato tonight.







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Knight Rider, September 24th
February 11th 2018
Ten'ou Haruka

This is why we can't come back to Japan, dears.
February 11th 2018
Kaioh Michiru

Meditations on Stress
February 11th 2018
Tomoe Hotaru

tits tuuf bang a jok
February 11th 2018
Tsukino Chibiusa

SO HOW BADLY WILL THIS BREAK THINGS
May 29th 2018
Souichi Tomoe

Where's the anti-Grimdark Mahjou Shoujo of today?
May 29th 2018
Aino Minako

RIP Charlton Heston
May 29th 2018
Artemis

Something wonderful happened to me in Paris two...
February 11th 2018
Hino Rei

You can Shut up now.
February 11th 2018
Jedite

~snowfall~
February 11th 2018
hino rei.bot

I feel... strange.
February 11th 2018
Furuhata Motoki

Check hotmail in Thunderbird
February 11th 2018
Karasuma Akane

It's got a rude Domain name but...
February 11th 2018
Aya Reiko

TNG Rap (Explicit Lyrics yo)
February 11th 2018
Rev. H. Elios

test2
February 11th 2018
Gemini Sunrise / Dr. X



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