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#2680 “It's gonna be a beast of a time”
 @spritflame LINE chat excerpt starts – 03 September 2026 10:22AM DJ Reverend_H10:22 AM 16 inches yo Franziska von Karma10:23 AM An obvious, foolish lie. FireFly_910:24 AM So you might be wondering why your techie friends have been screaming from the high heavens that identity verification laws (which inevitably ask you to have over your ID) are bad and wrong. // J_Daito //10:24 AM Not really. We have to think of the children!FireFly_910:25 AM You only think of eating them for dinner.// J_Daito //10:25 AM The children :3FireFly_910:25 AM Well the reason is because once you hand over your IDs, the possibility of them getting stolen is very high.// J_Daito //10:26 AM Surely you jest. Surely you know that our lord and savior Big Tech™ will always have our best interests in mind. How dare you assert their fallibility.FireFly_910:38 AM *raises eyebrow*// J_Daito //10:38 AM 150 million licenses stolen, big dealyou can walk it off  @SpeedRcrX10:39 AM yo yo yo who cares about any of THAT the BIGGEST NEWS just droppedFireFly_910:40 AM What's bigger than the driver's licenses of 150 million people's identity being stolen and up for sale on the Dark Web?@SpeedRcrX10:41 AM  Franziska von Karma10:41 AM Mr. Who? @[ DR. XADiUM ]10:41 AM Doctor. Not Mister.FireFly_910:42 AM Ugh. Mr. Beast. Everything I know about him I know against my will.So what's this about, his Youtube shenanigans? @SpeedRcrX10:43 AM NO MAN IT'S MORE EPIC FireFly_910:44 AM ... "And he's getting closer to the people he's trying to take down?" What is he, some kind of a super spy assassin or something now?@SpeedRcrX10:45 AM With that much money and hype? You know he could be the Batman. Mr. Beast is just his foppish playboy persona, but IRL he uses his wealth to travel the world and fight evilFireFly_910:46 AM How by trapping villians in death games? "Doctor Doom has to stay in this supermarket with only keto-friendly foods for 365 days or he dies!" Setsu_NAH!10:47 AM Oh his enemies are already planning to kill himFireFly_910:47 AM WhatSetsu_NAH!10:48 AM  // J_Daito //10:48 AM "Armed with AI" - hahah that's like handing a toddler a loaded gun"This mushroom is 100% safe to eat, go right ahead." "Oh I'm sorry I identified the ORGAN LIQUIFIER MUSHROOM as edible. That was my mistake and my error. Would you like to see other mushrooms you can eat?" it cheerfully chirps as he lies dying in the amazon, organ fluids leaking from his rictus-grinning mouth. FireFly_910:50 AM Mr. Beast will become food for the beasts in history's greatest irony.@spritflame LINE chat excerpt ends – 03 September 2026 10:50AM |
Suburban Senshi: We need Jokes. LOTS of Jokes.