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Suburban Senshi Entry #2665 - “Retail Revenge”
#2665 “Retail Revenge”
@spritflame
LINE chat excerpt starts - 28 June 2026 10:03AM
// J_Daito //10:04 AM
So the dinosaurs all had a bad dream and died
@SpeedRcrX10:04 AM
This is what Kamen Rider has taught us *nods profoundly*
// J_Daito //10:05 AM
Now their decayed bodies are the slurry from which Premium Bandai fashions new toys for the children
Made out of Gold Plastic, just to bring even more joy to the children's lives:



GERMATOID10:07 AM
THAT THING CRACKED FASTER THAN KAOLINITE-KUN'S SPINE THE FIRST TIME SHE PLAYED TWISTER! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
FireFly_910:08 AM
Please, don't remind me of the things you used to do to that clone of my mother, papa :P
@SpeedRcrX10:09 AM
You know what gets me more than disintegrating toys or women who fall apart when you try to twist them into pretzels? Waiters.
FireFly_910:09 AM
What.
@SpeedRcrX10:10 AM
Well think about it, you go to a restaurant, you pay your monies
Mdm_Maestro10:10 AM
You mean you pay *my* money, dear.
@SpeedRcrX10:10 AM
Whatever, the money is paid, the food is served, and you want to savor and enjoy this expensive-ass meal you just bought.
You're hangry AF. You take the first bite, so happy to just enjoy this exquisite--
And then the waiter just APPEARS "how's the first bite? How's everything over here! :D :D :D"
And you CAN'T F[BLEEP]KING ANSWER BECAUSE YOUR MOUTH IS FULL OF FOOD
IT's like a game to them
A sick game
FireFly_910:13 AM
...Okay, that is annoying.
But as someone who works retail, I can see how this would be a petty way to get enjoyment out of an otherwise soul-sucking job.
flame_SNIPER10:14 AM
Hotaru-chan you work in the Mugen Bookstore, how bad can it be? Do you know all the nonsense we have to deal with at the Shrine and we can never talk about it because of having to put up a serene front for the public?
FireFly_910:15 AM
YOU DON'T KNOW THE KINDS OF THINGS THEY ASK ME FOR THERE ☠
IT'S AN EDUCATIONAL BOOKSTORE, WE DON'T HAVE THE POP-UP KAMA SUTRA!!
// J_Daito //10:15 AM
Then what are you really teaching the next generation, hmm?
GERMATOID10:15 AM
THIS IS A GOOD POINT I'LL PUT IN A SPECIAL ORDER
FireFly_910:16 AM
PAPA NO
@spritflame
LINE Chat excerpt ends - 28 June 2026 10:16AM





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