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Suburban Senshi Entry #2576 - “There are too many fluids in the world-baby”
#2576 “There are too many fluids in the world-baby”
@spritflame
LINE chat excerpt starts - 23 September 2025 7:18AM
@SpeedRcrX7:18 AM
Too much fluid in that baby man. That's what did it
Too much fluid
@[ DR. XADiUM ]7:19 AM
You know if Nintendo wanted to use it's s[BLEEP]tty lawsuit power for good they could sue the government agency that used the Pokemon theme song to promote ICE raids on TikTok (And no, I'm not going to link that crap).
But they won't. They'll just pick on Palworld and patent things they have no right to
// J_Daito //7:29 AM
Nintendo is simply too powerful. Face it. Though I am glad that after 20+ years you are finally learning to embrace your hate, Xadium. Yes. Be a hater. Hate Nintendo. Feel the power of the Dark Side.
Det. Ema Skye7:31 AM
* Det. Ema Skye sighs *
You know with every day I'm more and more glad that because of the Golden Crescent case I took a formal transfer to the Alien Zone Police Department in Akihabara.
// J_Daito //7:36 AM
How's that working out? I heard you took on Sportacus as a sidekick
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.7:36 AM
F[BLEEP]K YOU I'm doing AWESOME in my job!
Det. Ema Skye7:36 AM
She is, actually. She's got a knack for investigating.
// J_Daito //7:37 AM
That's just the Tsukino nosiness gene.
Det. Ema Skye7:37 AM
Hey it pays to be nosy when you're a detective.
And it's going great, we have an amazing team over there.




And it's nice to not be hauled off on trans-Pacific flights constantly because a certain prosecutor refuses to hire local staff in Khura'in.
// J_Daito //7:40 AM
* // J_Daito // looks at the picture *
I object to the classification of the spore as "Metahuman".
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.7:41 AM
Why? I have powers!
// J_Daito //7:41 AM
Because I don't rate you as human :P
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.7:41 AM
OH YEAH WELL I DON'T RATE YOU AS HAVING A D[BLEEP]K
@SpeedRcrX7:41 AM
Jed is the d[BLEEP]k
golD_lux7:44 AM
Is anyone else hype for the Mandalorian and Grogu movie?



@SpeedRcrX7:46 AM
What you mean the "we condensed season 4 into 90 minutes and threw it up on the big screen" movie? I love me some Mando but this just feels like something that should have just been on TV. Or streaming. Or whatever the f[BLEEP]k it's called today. Is "TV" even really a thing anymore?
FireFly_97:46 AM
Considering you once sold our house for a 110" TV back in the day, yes?
@SpeedRcrX7:47 AM
I don't mean TV the device. I mean TV the "everyone sits around and watches the same thing and shares a cultural zeitgeist moment" thing.
flame_SNIPER7:48 AM
That died with Michael Jackson. The last big "TV moment" I remember was his "Black and White" video debut. Everyone was talking about that the next day.
[gTV]C'est_la_V7:50 AM
Now it's all viral sensations on social media!! Remember Gangnam Style?
flame_SNIPER7:51 AM
That was 2012 Minako-chan
[gTV]C'est_la_V7:51 AM
...It feels like yesterday what the fudge!?
@[ DR. XADiUM ]7:52 AM
Welcome to the hell of getting older. Everything feels 10 years closer in time to you than it is, and things either move too fast or too slow otherwise.
@SpeedRcrX7:53 AM
Well you lived long enough to learn there are too many fluids in the baby.
@[ DR. XADiUM ]7:53 AM
WTF even is modern society right now
@spritflame
LINE Chat excerpt ends - 23 September 2025 7:53AM











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