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Suburban Senshi Entry #2610 - “Always Remember. Christmas Naka. Tomi Plaza. ”
#2610 “Always Remember. Christmas Naka. Tomi Plaza. ”
@spritflame
LINE chat excerpt starts - 29 November 2025 2:35PM
Det. Ema Skye 2:35 PM
Scientifically speaking, the fact that you remember everything from the time you were a baby is amazing Hotaru.
FireFly_9 2:36 PM
Well, not really. If you discount the annoying fact of my body changing, my mind never altered with it.
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte 2:36 PM
So Haruka and the others kidnapped you from your father?
FireFly_9 2:36 PM
Twice.
Det. Ema Skye 2:37 PM
...twice?
FireFly_9 2:37 PM
Yes. After the battle with the Death Busters when I was reborn, they kidnapped me once.
Then, after Haruka-poppa had to change my diapers a few times, she deposited me back on papa's doorstep in a konbini shopping basket
Causing Setsuna-momma to have to kidnap me again prior to Nephelenia's rewakening by Galaxia's hand.


@[ DR. XADiUM ] 7:32 AM
Everyone needs to see this amazing not-Lego set ChuChuBucket found




@SpeedRcrX 7:33 AM
"Naka Tami" hahaha WTF
"Recreates DRAMATIC SKYSCRAPER ROOFTOP EXPLOSON SCENE for kids and adults"
FireFly_9 7:34 AM
I don't recall Nakatomi Plaza being decked out in Halloween colors.
Det. Ema Skye 7:34 AM
It's Halloween colors... you know... for the Christmas party.
// J_Daito // 7:35 AM
Very few people know this but Die Hard was meant to be a Halloween movie before it became a Christmas movie.
FireFly_9 7:36 AM
"This meticulously crafted set captures the iconic scene in stunning detail."
// J_Daito // 7:36 AM
480p pixel smear stunning detail
FireFly_9 7:37 AM
"is perfect for creating memories full of delight or commemorating important moments with friends, family, or moments of self-care
@SpeedRcrX 7:38 AM
Yeah because I want to think of an exploding brick tower when I'm "caring" for "myself."
Mdm_Maestro 7:38 AM
Well you probably would.
// J_Daito // 7:38 AM
It is full of delight, though, I'm laughing my ass off at it.
@[ DR. XADiUM ] 7:39 AM
Oh it gets better.




@SpeedRcrX 7:39 AM
CLASSIC SCENE EXPLOSION
CLASSIC
THRILLING
AUTHENTIC
DJ Reverend_H 7:40 AM
Yeah fatass blocky attack on Titan sized motherf[BLEEP]ker McClane jumping off that Halloween Candy painted building yo
Totally authentic yo
@[ DR. XADiUM ] 7:41 AM
Look how it leads to quality family bonding time:




// J_Daito // 7:42 AM
Look how the dad is all into it and the boy is sheepishly averting his gaze from the ABS abs of Blockhead McClane
@SpeedRcrX 7:42 AM
that much manliness will awaken urges
@[ DR. XADiUM ] 7:43 AM




I mean look how they've arranged the bricks on this guy to ensure he has a six-pack
@SpeedRcrX 7:44 AM
And a giant nozzle d[BLEEP]k
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte 7:44 AM
Sometimes a fire hose is just a fire hose
@[ DR. XADiUM ] 7:45 AM
Observe all the authentic detail:




// J_Daito // 7:45 AM
Removable hat huh. So if you removed the rest of the brown blocks he could be bald McClane from the later movies.
@SpeedRcrX 7:46 AM
That "Explosion" in the first block looks like some kind of mutant Majora's Mask bulls[BLEEP]t or someting
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 7:46 AM
Like one of those popped zits on TikTok
Det. Ema Skye 7:46 AM
ugh
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 7:47 AM
Boss you're a CSI you cut up dead bodies and a zit bugs you?
Det. Ema Skye 7:47 AM
Okay usually the coroner does that, and yeah, so what :P
@Sakura X. Aino 7:47 AM
I love how "Detailed" the police cars are, with their lack of wheels and all
Are they from Blade Runner?
@[ DR. XADiUM ] 7:49 AM




Always remember. CHRISTMAS NAKA. TOMI PLAZA.
// J_Daito // 7:49 AM
I'm going to sue it makes it look like that figure has realistic jumping action and I don't think he does
Det. Ema Skye 7:50 AM
If I looked like that I'd jump too
@spritflame
LINE Chat excerpt ends - 03 December 2025 7:50AM











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