Suburban Senshi Entry #2616 - “Suburban Senshi's Ten Days of Christmas Day 5!!”
#2616 “Suburban Senshi's Ten Days of Christmas Day 5!!”
@spritflame
LINE chat excerpt starts - 19 December 2025 7:58AM
[gTV]C'est_la_V7:58 AM
Hi Hi Minna-san!! Since we have far too many friends to by gifts for, we decided to just make a random gift pool! But the rules are different this year!
10 people got chosen at random to get a gift for another person, with the maximum budget at 2500 yen!! But to make it spicy, they don't know what the gift is, or who it's for!
The advanced Tomoe Research Labs AI selected a "keyword" for each gift and assigned it to someone at random, who won't know they're getting it until the day of! Over the next ten days we'll show what we got, and the giver will have to try and explain how the word the AI chose relates to the gift!!
@spritflame7:58 AM
today godot was the buyer
hotaru was the recipient
the keyword the ai chose was negligence
FireFly_97:59 AM
..."negligence" feels like it could be the 2025 word of the year.
Godot8:01 AM
Like burnt coffee that scalds all the way down. I agree.
So, this is what I was able to get, given the constraints of the gift pool:
// J_Daito //8:02 AM
RADIOACTIVE BARNEY IS COMING TO EAT YOU
FireFly_98:03 AM
I see Rudolph has been replaced
@SpeedRcrX8:03 AM
This is how Santa delivered gifts in ancient times
Godot8:04 AM
Well, if I had to make up a connection for this... during a routine stop to deliver presents to Jurassic World, the entire Reindeer Team got eaten by dinos because of corporate negligence. so Santa was forced to... improvise for the next leg of the trip
@spritflame8:04 AM
well done
@SpeedRcrX8:05 AM
NGL Santa riding around on a dinosaur to hand out gifts is pretty f[BLEEP]king epic