Suburban Senshi Entry #2618 - “Suburban Senshi's Ten Days of Christmas Day 7!!”
#2618 “Suburban Senshi's Ten Days of Christmas Day 7!!”
@spritflame
LINE chat excerpt starts - 21 December 2025 8:22AM
[gTV]C'est_la_V8:23 AM
Hi Hi Minna-san!! Since we have far too many friends to by gifts for, we decided to just make a random gift pool! But the rules are different this year!!
10 people got chosen at random to get a gift for another person, with the maximum budget at 2500 yen!! But to make it spicy, they don't know what the gift is, or who it's for!
The advanced Tomoe Research Labs AI selected a "keyword" for each gift and assigned it to someone at random, who won't know they're getting it until the day of! Over the next ten days we'll show what we got, and the giver will have to try and explain how the word the AI chose relates to the gift!!
@spritflame8:23 AM
today ema skye was the buyer
setsuna was the recipient
the keyword the ai chose was failure
setsy_meiou8:24 AM
WHAT THE F[BLEEP]K
@spritflame8:24 AM
...it was the ai
setsy_meiou8:24 AM
THAT'S GOING TO BE SOCIETY'S F[BLEEP]KING EXCUSE FOR EVERY F[BLEEP]KUP FROM NOW ON ISN'T IT
@[ DR. XADiUM ]8:25 AM
whoops we let the AI push code to production and now your database is gone
Det. Ema Skye8:25 AM
All power to the poor IT guy who remembered to make backups
Anyway here's what I got:
setsy_meiou8:26 AM
Socks. F[BLEEP]king Socks.
I hate getting clothing for Christmas
Det. Ema Skye8:27 AM
Hey at least they're heated
setsy_meiou8:27 AM
So instead of roasting chestnuts on an open fire it'll be my feet.
I know the AI chose these but don't get clothes for people at Christmas, unless they;'re homeless or poor or all their clothes got eaten by moths
[gTV]C'est_la_V8:28 AM
But what if it was a fancy expensive dress, or lingerie?
setsy_meiou8:29 AM
WHAT KINDS OF GIFTS DO YOU HAVE YOUR MAN BUYING YOU