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#2631 “Careers of the Sailor Senshi ”
@spritflame
LINE chat excerpt starts - 29 January 2026 7:21AM
Det. Ema Skye
7:22 AM
Oh god I can't do this. I don't know what the hell's been going on in Tokyo the last two weeks but it's just been back-to-back shifts and I can't get any rest and UGGGGGGRRRRGGHHHH
 
// J_Daito //
7:24 AM
Well you should've been born rich like Kaioh, or gotten a sugar mommy like Ten'ou.
Det. Ema Skye
7:24 AM
* Det. Ema Skye flips you off *
// J_Daito //
7:26 AM
It's hilarious because you've spent your life studying for the job that's basically killing you
Det. Ema Skye
7:26 AM
Oh, yeah, that's a barrel of laughs :P
// J_Daito //
7:27 AM
* // J_Daito // shrugs "Even the idiot senshi have made their way up in the world." *
Aino the Elder became a media tycoon by wishing on the Dragonballs.
Mizuno runs a huge biotech multinational conglomerate
Kino runs her little bakery cafe thing.
Hino the EIHGF ascended to head priestess of her shrine after her Grandfather died.
Tomoe the Younger works at the Mugen Bookstore
Meioh is a rotten social media personality making a fast buck on youtube views and Patreon donations.
Det. Ema Skye
7:30 AM
Sounds like everyone's hustling and doing well for themselves, what about you?
// J_Daito //
7:31 AM
I just sit back and s[BLEEP]tpost all day because I'm sitting on fat stacks of Dark Kingdom cash.
Det. Ema Skye
7:31 AM
Is that why your main computer is a Pentium on dialup
// J_Daito //
7:31 AM
Hey you don't stay rich by spending money.
Det. Ema Skye
7:33 AM
...So what does Usagi do?
// J_Daito //
7:33 AM
Chiba the idiot. But also drunken OnlyFans cosplay.
Det. Ema Skye
7:34 AM
...Yeah I don't feel bad about having my BA in biological science :P
// J_Daito //
7:35 AM
Even if it is killing you :P
Det. Ema Skye
7:35 AM
RARRRRRRGGH
@spritflame
LINE Chat excerpt ends - 29 January 2026 7:35AM
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Suburban Senshi: It's like kicking a puppy. But when the puppy can't be trained and keeps peeing everywhere.