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Suburban Senshi Entry #2647 - “How to get aHEAD of the Portable Music Game”
#2647 “How to get aHEAD of the Portable Music Game”
@spritflame
LINE chat excerpt starts - 07 April 2026 7:28AM
Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq. 7:29 AM
Kamen Rider Kabuto is just Food Porn. Fight me
@SpeedRcrX 7:30 AM
100%
Det. Ema Skye 7:31 AM
So how is everyone blocking out the fresh horrors
Vermellia X. Rosso 7:32 AM
I usually just wear headphones and tune out at this point :(
@SpeedRcrX 7:32 AM
Man don't get me started on headphones
Vermellia X. Rosso 7:32 AM
What's wrong with headphones?!
@SpeedRcrX 7:33 AM
Nothing, but like it sucks when you're out with someone and they just insist on having their headphones in the whole time
Vermellia X. Rosso 7:33 AM
Hey personal bubbles are important :P
@SpeedRcrX 7:34 AM
Yeah but if I'm on a date with you, and you still have your headphones in, that's a signal you're more interested in staying in your bubble than actually hanging out with me.
Mdm_Maestro 7:35 AM
I never wore headphones on dates with you, Haruka :/
@SpeedRcrX 7:35 AM
Elza Grey
Mdm_Maestro 7:35 AM
...she never wore headphones on dates with me :P
@SpeedRcrX 7:35 AM
Wait
You?
Mdm_Maestro 7:36 AM
O HO HO HO HO HO HO HO
@Chateaux Concierge 7:36 AM
Well that's probably just because she was pity dating you 'ruka, and just kept the headphones in to preserve her sanity.
@SpeedRcrX 7:37 AM
...F[BLEEP]k you. Don't you make a pair of headphones to trap your ward Eliza in like some sensory deprivation s[BLEEP]t
@Chateaux Concierge 7:37 AM
HEY she wanted it and my headphones are super stylish and of high quality!
@SpeedRcrX 7:38 AM
They look like Temu brand knockoff s[BLEEP]t
@Chateaux Concierge 7:38 AM
B[BLEEP]CH
I know about the headphones YOU made in high school and tried to sell!
@SpeedRcrX 7:38 AM
What
No, I didn't
how could you
Mdm_Maestro 7:39 AM
A little bird might have told her dear~
@SpeedRcrX 7:39 AM
I DENY ANY AND ALL ALLEGATIONS
@Chateaux Concierge 7:39 AM
Oh is that so, Ms. "I can get more bass if I just add more headphones into my headphones."
EXHIBIT A from the poor sucker who bought a pair!




Det. Ema Skye 7:40 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAH OMG what the f[BLEEP]k
@Chateaux Concierge 7:40 AM
Yeah Eliza coulda had it a lot worse :P
Mdm_Maestro 7:41 AM
I could see your dates strapping one of those on to really blot you out, Haruka :P
@SpeedRcrX 7:41 AM
LISTEN YOU S[BLEEP]TS THAT PRODUCED SKULL LIQUEFYING BASS
FireFly_9 7:41 AM
So that's what happened to your brain, Haruka-poppa
@spritflame
LINE Chat excerpt ends - 07 April 2026 7:42AM
Thanks to Aspirant Snark for pointing out these majestic headphones











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