[14:09] *** Sun Aug 12 2007 - Automatic Reset triggered - LOGGING START ***
[14:09] <Reiko> .
[14:09] <@Furu> >_>
[14:09] <Potamos> Aw crap.
[14:09] <@Shaldra Darkness> poof.
[14:09] <Reiko> - Excellent. -
[14:10] <@Raihosha> Congratulations Reiko.
[14:10] <@Furu> (( Depends on if it's on Google Video Pota. ))
[14:10] <@Furu> maybe...I should as kher about m-m-marri--..
[14:10] <@Furu> ask her^
[14:10] <Potamos> (( Hope it is, it's the first complete MST3K I watched. And it turned out to be the very last episode produced. ))
[14:10] * @Shaldra Darkness snickers at Furu.
[14:11] <Reiko> I claim this log in the name of the Scientology Debunking League.
[14:11] <Potamos> Down with John Travolta and Tom Cruise!
[14:12] <@Furu> It's not funny! >_<
[14:13] <@Shaldra Darkness> She's my niece, I find it quite funny.
[14:13] <Reiko> Now, now, remember the good times we had with Travolta.
[14:14] <Potamos> ...He's a Scientologist.
[14:14] <Reiko> Grease, Look Who's Talking and Look Who's Talking, Too...
[14:14] <@Furu> I'mjustscared
[14:14] <@Shaldra Darkness> I shouldn't be talking I'm not even actually married to X-chan yet.
[14:15] <Reiko> Doesn't give you the right to place his name next to the psychotic, couch-jumping closet case.
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[14:16] <@spiritflame> Irasshai BackdraftBuster
[14:16] <Potamos> Two words, Reiko, Two words.
[14:16] <Potamos> - BATTLEFIELD EARTH. -
[14:17] <Reiko> That is a forgivable offence!
[14:17] <BackdraftBuster> never saw that one myself...
[14:17] * @Shaldra Darkness grumbles and looks at her ankle.
[14:17] <Reiko> ANYTHING by L. Ron Hubbard would make a horrible movie!
[14:18] * @Shaldra Darkness is away: Dammit I have to deal with this before it gives out.
[14:18] * BackdraftBuster suggests that microwavable sock heating pad thingy for Shaldra's ankle
[14:19] <@Raihosha> Ms. Shaldra seems to be having trouble with her ankle... Why no one ever consults me? Oh well.
[14:19] <Potamos> Hey, Genty...
[14:20] <Potamos> I've been showing the ultrasound around, mitai na...
[14:20] * Potamos sighs "I can't believe there's only a month left..."
[14:20] <BackdraftBuster> Looks like a sock, but works wonders
[14:21] <Potamos> (( I have something like that I bought when I was having my neck aches. ))
[14:21] <Potamos> (( It's just uncooked rice in a bigass sock. ))
[14:22] <BackdraftBuster> ::nods:: yeah, it's really getting down to it, isn't it?
[14:22] <Potamos> Mmmhmm.
[14:22] <BackdraftBuster> (( and for reference Merril's off somewhere with a 2 or 3 to 1 ratio not a 23 to 1 ratio ^_^;; ))
[14:23] <BackdraftBuster> (( he's going to eventually come back with a couple of extra years on him not a couple of decades XD ))
[14:24] <Potamos> (( Oh. ))
[14:24] * Potamos gets a phone call from Suu "Oh, you're bored...Do something then, mitai na."
[14:25] <BackdraftBuster> (( ::nods:: yeah, but I need to finish up brainstorming with Hikari on stuff before that happens anyways ))
[14:25] <BackdraftBuster> Oh, that brings back memories...
[14:26] <Potamos> ?
[14:26] <BackdraftBuster> heh, I remember once when I was... 5, 6? Mom said that and I went of to amuse myself and ended up flooding the house ^_^;;
[14:27] <@Raihosha> Who can be bored when there are books around?
[14:27] <Potamos> True, and I don't know if Suu-chan has touched her summer reading and homework, mitai na...
[14:28] <@Furu> (( blergh it's 1:30 why is there no starcat D: D: ))
[14:28] <BackdraftBuster> I was stomping around in one of Dad's spare pairs of Turnout boots and oh god was she ever pissed! XD
[14:28] <Reiko> (( Because you [BLEEP] yourself at night. ))
[14:30] <@Furu> (( DX ))
[14:31] <@Raihosha> If Suu ever needs more to read, I'd be glad to introduce her to my daughter Rachael. She's the librarian for Aescapulus and our library is probably one of the best for several universes.
[14:32] <Potamos> Well, if CLAMP Gakuen doesn't have it, she'll probably ask for you.
[14:32] <BackdraftBuster> We've got a good sized library at the Manor too, although Rai's probably puts it to shame.
[14:33] <BackdraftBuster> Of course I'm guessing Rai's puts the Library of Congress and the Library of Alexandria to shame as well ^_^
[14:33] <@Raihosha> True the CLAMP library is excellent. But a professional librarian with access to hundreds of universes has an advantage.
[14:34] * @Shaldra Darkness is back
[14:34] <@Furu> This calls for the stern emoticon





[14:34] <@Raihosha> Oh, the LOC and Alexandria? I have backups for both of them. ^_^
[14:34] <@Furu> Stern emoticon is stern
[14:34] <Reiko> Your mother is stern.
[14:35] <@Furu> :[ She is.
[14:35] <@Shaldra Darkness> All mothers are generally stern.
[14:35] <Potamos> Your Howard is stern.
[14:35] <Reiko> My mother is dead.
[14:35] <BackdraftBuster> lol
[14:35] <@Shaldra Darkness> As is mine.
[14:35] <Reiko> Was she dead when you were born?
[14:36] <@Raihosha> So is mine, as far as I know...
[14:36] <@Shaldra Darkness> No I watched her get murdered.
[14:36] <Reiko> Oh that totally didn't go were I was hoping it would and now I actually feel an emotion.
[14:37] * @Furu hugs Reiko-chan :<
[14:37] <Reiko> - You're touching me. -
[14:37] * @Shaldra Darkness shrugs and kicks back on a couch.
[14:38] <@Furu> But you need to be touched!
[14:38] <@Furu> ....
[14:38] <@Furu> that...didn't come out as intended
[14:38] * Reiko GLARES at Furu
[14:39] * @Shaldra Darkness bursts out laughing.
[14:39] * Potamos moves over close to Genty in case the fireworks start.
[14:39] <@Raihosha> That is the curse of eternal youth, of course. If everyone doesn't have it, you eventually watch everyone you love grow old and die.
[14:39] * @Furu scoots away :D;
[14:39] * BackdraftBuster sees Murphy walking by the window, laughing
[14:39] <@Furu> Well I'm dead, so I have to say dying really isn't that bad.
[14:40] <@Raihosha> Not everyone can find their way back from Soul Society or HFIL...
[14:40] <@Shaldra Darkness> Man you guys are lucky when you die.
[14:40] <@Shaldra Darkness> you GO somewhere.
[14:40] <@Shaldra Darkness> I'm suck for 12 hours till my body regenerates.
[14:40] <Potamos> I don't know though.
[14:40] * @ctr X changes topic to `X needs an Ikuko and Shingo for Remoon. | HAY YURA > [14:38] <@Furu> But [Reiko] you need to be touched! | Furu will have his budokai match done Sunday or Mike advances `
[14:41] * @ctr X is away: "suck?"
[14:41] <@Furu> >__<
[14:41] <Reiko> O_O
[14:41] * Murphy pays Xadium bribe money ^_^ b
[14:41] * @Shaldra Darkness rolls her eyes and lays back, taking up a full sofa.
[14:42] <@Ðøctør · X> ^^
[14:42] <Reiko> Murphy?
[14:42] * @ctr X sneaks up to Shal's Counch and COVERS her in tiger lilies and FLEES~
[14:42] <BackdraftBuster> you know... that's weird... even for *here* o.o
[14:42] <Potamos> (( Oh man, I'm in heaven, I found some taiyaki yesterday at the Japanese grocery...Just pop them in the microwave for 15 seconds ))
[14:42] <@Raihosha> Tiger Lillies and Fleas? ^_^
[14:42] * Reiko looks at Murphy.
[14:42] *** Murphy is no one

[14:43] <@Shaldra Darkness> braaglepuff
[14:43] <Reiko> A-HAH!!
[14:43] <BackdraftBuster> as in his Law
[14:43] * @Shaldra Darkness digs out of the tiger lilies
[14:43] <@Furu> <_<
[14:43] <@Furu> >_>
[14:43] <@Furu>





[14:44] <BackdraftBuster> F[BLEEP]K YEAH!
[14:44] *** Jupiter Knight [Thunderknight@GRSImperialGuard.eighthfleet.mil] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[14:44] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Jupiter Knight
[14:44] <Reiko> SEAKING IS A FORCED MEME
[14:44] <Jupiter Knight> *yawn*
[14:44] <Potamos> F[BLEEP]k yeah!
[14:44] * @Shaldra Darkness lays back on the tiger lilies instead of in them.
[14:44] *** @ctr X [user-11345xdm@TARDIS14356.panopticon.gallifrey.sen] has left #suburbansenshi2 (going to add "Suburban Senshi: SEAKING IS A FORCED MEME" to the title rotator)
[14:44] <BackdraftBuster> (( twas the battlecry of Otakon 07 ^^ ))
[14:45] <Reiko> Oh, JK, just the man I was looking for.
[14:45] <Jupiter Knight> ?
[14:45] <Reiko> I don't know how things are in the time, being from the future and all, but.
[14:45] <Jupiter Knight> To quote Bart Simpson "I din't do it, no one saw me do it, no one can prove I did it"
[14:46] <BackdraftBuster> (( well one of two battlecries; the other was "So... I herd u liek Mudkips..." ))
[14:46] <Potamos> (( I thought it was "GET UP YOU'RE ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL" but I don't think Blue ever rode in The Awesomemobile ))
[14:46] <Reiko> What's is like working under the 64-somesuch satellite senshi under Jupiter?
[14:46] <Jupiter Knight> The only Senshi I work for is Sailor Jupiter
[14:46] <Jupiter Knight> The others technically work for her and I
[14:47] <BackdraftBuster> (( I would not want to ride in a vehicle with that as a battlecry ^_^;;; ))
[14:47] <Reiko> I would assume they'd hold a higher rank than you, and thus be your superiors.
[14:47] <Potamos> (( the color commentators are talking about Baltimore during the Red Sox game ))
[14:47] <Potamos> (( It's a Bloodhound Gang song. ))
[14:47] <Jupiter Knight> I am the head knight... and married to Mako-chan
[14:47] <Reiko> Wait I thought she had the hots for Mizuno
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[14:48] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Sailor Jupiter
[14:48] <@Shaldra Darkness> Alternate Makoto.
[14:48] <BackdraftBuster> Twin Xadium situation
[14:48] <Sailor Jupiter> who?
[14:48] <@Raihosha> Parallels, Reiko. Keep in mind where you are.
[14:48] <Reiko> What the f[BLEEP]k is with this house?
[14:48] <Jupiter Knight> Reminds me of my time with SG-28
[14:48] <@Shaldra Darkness> I don't know I just live in the soda machine here.
[14:48] <Reiko> I swear, maybe there's a rift here, like in Cardiff.
[14:49] <Potamos> (( Huh, Merv Griffin died ))
[14:49] <@Shaldra Darkness> Well we do have a Torchwood group who appears occasionally.
[14:49] <@Raihosha> You didn't know, Reiko?
[14:49] <@Old_X> *beep*
[14:49] <Sailor Jupiter> ?
[14:49] <@Old_X> *Beep* [The rift was formed in 1986]
[14:49] <Reiko> Rifts normally make my vision of time... blurry, for lack of a better word.
[14:49] <@Old_X> *beep* [During the Akira Exerpiment]
[14:49] * @Shaldra Darkness frowns and closes her eyes, ears folding back.
[14:50] <BackdraftBuster> 28... who was the CO of that team? Tormey's mentioned some people from around that part of Colorado
[14:50] <Reiko> Oh, wow.
[14:50] * Frenzy hops up on the back of old X's machine and waggles his eyebrows
[14:50] <@Old_X> *beep* [It was bad]
[14:50] * @Old_X runs over frenzy with his chair
[14:50] <@Raihosha> This is a nexus of probability. That's why I keep coming here, well beyond all the firends I've made.
[14:50] <Jupiter Knight> I was... it was the Japanese-American team
[14:50] * Frenzy is riding on the chair
[14:50] * Cyril bites Fenzy's head.
[14:50] <Reiko> But it's not centered on this house, is it?
[14:50] * Cyril pulls him off the chair.
[14:50] <Jupiter Knight> I was originally in SG-10 for a while
[14:51] <@Old_X> *beep* [<_<]
[14:51] * @Old_X is away: *beep beep*
[14:51] <@Raihosha> The house is the nexus, I'm not sure where the rift is.
[14:51] <BackdraftBuster> rings a bell, though it's a really tiny one... Tormey's run about on occasion with a couple of SG teams...
[14:51] * Cyril shakes Frenzy a bit.
[14:51] <Jupiter Knight> The same SG-10 that got sucked into a black hole
[14:51] <Frenzy> s[BLEEP]t s[BLEEP]t not this again s[BLEEP]t s[BLEEP]t
[14:51] <Jupiter Knight> I happen to be very ill that day
[14:51] * Cyril lets Frenzy go.
[14:52] <BackdraftBuster> ooh....... damn......
[14:52] * Cyril goes and curls up beside Shaldra.
[14:52] <Sailor Jupiter> Wait, aren't you also the former HC Admiral of the Guardian Republic, Kev-chan?
[14:52] <@Michael d> Stargates: Causing horrible TV for the past 5 years!
[14:52] <Jupiter Knight> Yeah
[14:53] <Jupiter Knight> WHAT?!!!
[14:53] <Reiko> Gosh, with 63 satellite senshi, who needs an army? That's a bit overkill.
[14:53] <BackdraftBuster> Hey! It ran for *Ten* years and it was awesome thank you!
[14:53] <@Raihosha> But I've worked out that when I first appeared in this reality, I came out on the site that would eventually become this house.
[14:53] <@Michael d> Awesome if you like horrible Tv.
[14:53] <Jupiter Knight> I agree, I can't wait for the two movies and the new Stargate: Universe
[14:53] <Potamos> Afternoon, Mike-kun! Feeling better?
[14:53] <@Furu> STARGATE IS NOT TERRIBLE
[14:53] <@Furu> NOW GET Dante IN HERE SO I CAN REARRANGE HIS FACE
[14:54] <BackdraftBuster> (( Movies? New?? Go on... ))
[14:54] <Reiko> Stargates give me a headache.
[14:54] <Sailor Jupiter> 63... well most of them are protectors and Generals for the Jupiter military
[14:54] <Dvlmaycry> Little man, you know you ain't got hope
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[14:54] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Dvlmaycry
[14:55] <Potamos> Oh, there's going to be a match? This I gotta see, mitai na
[14:55] <Jupiter Knight> (( Since I actually do belong to SG-10 and I was at Comic Con, they were promoting the two movies as the end of the SG-1 series ))
[14:55] <@Raihosha> So, who is called away?
[14:55] <@Raihosha> This Time!
[14:56] <BackdraftBuster> (( wait... what do you mean by "actually do belong to SG10"?? ))
[14:56] <@Furu> Gooooooood, goooooooooood
[14:56] * @Furu is away: To the Budokai arena!
[14:56] <Jupiter Knight> (( I intend to ,when I leave to go live in Japan again, to create a new SG unit called 28 for the Japan, Ryu-kyu, and Okinawa regions. I might aff the S. Korean fans as well ))
[14:56] <Potamos> (( Fanclub? ))
[14:56] <BackdraftBuster> (( TV extra?? ))
[14:56] <Jupiter Knight> (( Yes, fan club. I met with Teyrl and Ben at the Comic Con ))
[14:56] * Reiko is away: Watching
[14:57] <Jupiter Knight> (( Ben Browder that is ))
[14:57] <Potamos> Come on, Genty, shall we watch the fight?
[14:57] <BackdraftBuster> (( We had an O'Neill at Otakon ^^ ))
[14:57] <BackdraftBuster> (( I *still* gotta post my pics ^_^;; ))
[14:57] <BackdraftBuster> (( cosplayer though ))
[14:57] <Jupiter Knight> (( As in Richard Dean Anderson, or someone who dressed up as him? I probably know him ))
[14:58] <Jupiter Knight> (( Oh ))
[14:58] <Jupiter Knight> (( I probably know him then ))
[14:58] <BackdraftBuster> (( It would have been B[BLEEP]CHING if O'Neill/MacGuyver showed up! :D ))
[14:59] * @Michael d is away: lawls, SG
[14:59] <Jupiter Knight> (( I agree. I wanted to meet up with Michael Shanks and Amanda Tapping though ))
[14:59] <Jupiter Knight> (( I figure if I make it to my retirement in the Navy, I would ask to have Amanda Tapping do my retirement ceremony ))
[15:00] <Jupiter Knight> (( She has done that and reenlistment ceremonies for military in the past ))
[15:00] * BackdraftBuster grabs the TV remote and cues it up to watch the match ((in a separate FF tab))
[15:00] <Sailor Jupiter> Kev-chan, what were you doing in Gas Panic 99 last night?
[15:01] <BackdraftBuster> Gas... Panic??? >.>
[15:01] <Jupiter Knight> Watching poor horseboy get dragged out by a couple of bouncers I think
[15:01] <BackdraftBuster> that's a weird as hell name for.... well anything
[15:02] <Jupiter Knight> Gas Panic 99: the favorite hangout of gaijin in the Roppongi district. It's popularity is greater than that of Velfarre
[15:02] <Potamos> Hmmm! That was a lucky blow for Dante...
[15:03] <Jupiter Knight> (( I was on the USS Essex, and I know it's a wierd name but it's the truth. All the gaijin, especially the Yokosuka bound sailors hang out there ))
[15:03] <Jupiter Knight> After that I saw a fight break out between two groups of people. It almost reminded me of a gang fight
[15:03] <Sailor Jupiter> ...
[15:05] <Sailor Jupiter> I see
[15:06] * @Shaldra Darkness reaches down beside her and pets Cyril.
[15:07] <Jupiter Knight> What you don't believe me?
[15:07] <Sailor Jupiter> I'm wondering right now...
[15:08] <Jupiter Knight> How about I take you to the Azabu-Juuban Onsen, let you wash away those feelings of question
[15:09] *** @Raihosha [visitor@nacom.aegis.int] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Later all.)
[15:09] <BackdraftBuster> (( see ya Rai ))
[15:11] <Jupiter Knight> (( Adios Rai ))
[15:12] <Sailor Jupiter> ...
[15:12] <Sailor Jupiter> You know, I will just have to ake you up on that offer
[15:12] <Jupiter Knight> You will? Sweet!
[15:12] <Sailor Jupiter> Take me there lover boy
[15:12] *** Sailor Jupiter [joviusthunder@TPCD.gov.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (My guardian planet hear my cry! Bring forth the storms, kick up the wind, and fire the lightning)
[15:13] *** Jupiter Knight [Thunderknight@GRSImperialGuard.eighthfleet.mil] has left #suburbansenshi2 (The thunder rolls and the lightning strikes!)
[15:13] <BackdraftBuster> hmm... can't exactly take credit for the idea, but Potamos, would you like to go as well?
[15:14] <Potamos> Hmm>
[15:14] <Potamos> Oh, the onsen...Sure.
[15:16] * BackdraftBuster smiles and offer his arm to Potamos, "shall we?"
[15:17] * Potamos takes Genty's arm "We shall mitai na!"
[15:20] * BackdraftBuster walks with Potamos to the neighborhood onsen
[15:23] * @ctr X AMBUSH HUGS Shal
[15:23] <@Shaldra Darkness> GAH
[15:23] <Naocat> (( man I had a few weird dreams last night ))
[15:23] <Naocat> (( involving 1. Ouran 2. little fat seals and 3. pokemon ))
[15:23] <Naocat> (( surprisingly, no Otakon, but I think that was the night before ))
[15:24] <Naocat> (( weeeeeird. ))
[15:24] <@Ðøctør · X> /em feels something so totally out of joint in the metafiction that his brain breaks
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[15:24] * @Shaldra Darkness sighs and closes her eyes again.
[15:25] <Naocat> (( XD; sorry. ))
[15:26] <Reiko> IKARI FURU IS TEH WINRAR!
[15:26] <Naocat> (( Apparently in Dream!HostClub, Kyoya is mean. D: ))
[15:26] <Naocat> (( Huzzah! ))
[15:26] <Naocat> (( Now he can delay another match! :D ))
[15:26] * The Actuary comes out of the TARDIS, GRINNING.
[15:26] <Naocat> (( Furu-kun has so much power ♡ ))
[15:26] * The Actuary cracks her knuckles
[15:26] <Reiko> (( Not unless we hit him! ))
[15:26] <The Actuary> Now...
[15:26] <The Actuary> I don't have to hold back.
[15:27] <@Shaldra Darkness> baka, you should be sleeping.
[15:27] * The Actuary licks her lips.
[15:27] <Reiko> Might be another version of her.
[15:27] <The Actuary> Sleep is for the weak.
[15:27] <@Shaldra Darkness> Says the girl currently out of sync with time.
[15:27] * The Actuary pops out her claws; they gleam in the light
[15:28] * The Actuary ignores the jab
[15:28] <The Actuary> Anytime, Furu Ikari... Anytime.
[15:28] * The Actuary goes back in the TARDIS to meditate.
[15:29] <Reiko> >_<
[15:31] * @Furu returns, a little battered
[15:31] <Naocat> (( dream!starcat is good at petting little fat seals. And giving them food. ))
[15:31] * @ctr X changes topic to ` X needs an Ikuko and Shingo for Remoon. `
[15:31] <@Furu> (( :O Seeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaals~ ))
[15:31] * Dvlmaycry grabs a beer on his way out
[15:31] *** Dvlmaycry [bigredmachine@devilmaycry.org] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Showtime baby, Lets Rock!)
[15:31] <Naocat> (( Kekekekeke, weeeird dreams. ))
[15:32] * @Shaldra Darkness brushes her fingers back and forth over Cyril's back, either totally out of it or totally not caring about much.
[15:32] * BackdraftBuster is back
[15:32] <@Furu> So except for the bloody nose and the knee that feels like it's about to snap off and send my leg flying through a window, I feel GREAT
[15:32] * @Shaldra Darkness tosses Furu a senzu bean
[15:33] <@Furu> Cheap tricks and tactics aren't gonna work on Noriko though. I'll have to use my Vizard body on her.
[15:33] * @Furu catches it and eats~
[15:33] <The Actuary> Feh.
[15:33] * The Actuary leans on the wall, sharpening her claws on each other.
[15:34] <@Shaldra Darkness> that'll cause them to chip, noriko.
[15:34] <@Shaldra Darkness> careful.
[15:34] <The Actuary> Thes e are adamantium.
[15:34] <The Actuary> They aren't chipping anytime soon.
[15:35] <@Shaldra Darkness> heh.
[15:35] <The Actuary> I literally ahve to sharpen them against each other.
[15:35] * The Actuary gets them a nice, fine point.
[15:35] * The Actuary retracts them.
[15:36] * flame_SNIPER gives Noriko-san some ofuda.
[15:36] <@Furu> Yes yes you hate me and want to kill me slowly. I think we all get the point by now.
[15:36] <flame_SNIPER> they might be useful if he's going to attack you as a spirit.
[15:36] * The Actuary pockets them.
[15:37] <The Actuary> Furu, you have the ba[BLEEP]rd's luck.
[15:37] <The Actuary> You might be related to Long Shot for all I know.
[15:38] <The Actuary> I'm not anticipating an easy win, or even victory.
[15:38] * @Furu shrugs.
[15:38] <The Actuary> Mu goal is simple; If I win, I crush you. If I lose, I will leave you beaten badly enough for the Soul-taker to have his way with you.
[15:38] * @Shaldra Darkness cuts her fingers on Cyril's spikes.
[15:39] <The Actuary> Mother, be careful.
[15:39] * @Shaldra Darkness opens an eye and glances at the, shrugs and goes back to dozing
[15:39] <@Shaldra Darkness> meh.
[15:39] <The Actuary> Heh, you are fortunate mother likes you.
[15:40] <The Actuary> It keeps you breathing, or whatever it is that you do.
[15:40] <@Furu> I've come to a bit of a revelation, Noriko. And yes, that's right, No "Nori-san" or anything like that.
[15:40] * @Furu smiles brightly
[15:40] <@Furu> I really just...do not give a rat's ass what you think of me.
[15:40] <Naocat> :O
[15:40] <The Actuary> Good :D
[15:40] <Naocat> Hooray! Niisan's growing up!
[15:41] <The Actuary> that's as it should be.
[15:41] <Reiko> No longer seeking the cousin's approval? Nice move.
[15:41] <The Actuary> He'd never get it, so it's logical for him to ignore me.
[15:42] <@Furu> No, no, it's not even that.
[15:42] <@Furu> I don't need your approval. Or anyone else's.
[15:42] <The Actuary> [i[Goooood. [/i]
[15:42] <Naocat> :<
[15:42] <The Actuary> Good, you're finally getting it.
[15:42] * Naocat is away: I feel unappreciated. ;_;
[15:43] <@Furu> Waiting for someone else to look at you and throw you a doggy biscuit for doing a good job is, quite frankly, a weakness.
[15:43] * The Actuary nods slowly.
[15:43] <@Furu> I'll do things on my own terms and deal with the reprecussions. Maybe I'll learn from them, maybe I'll do better, but I guess we'll have to see, won't we?
[15:43] <The Actuary> Indeed.
[15:43] <The Actuary> That is the only way to live.
[15:44] * The Actuary 's expression remains completely neutral.
[15:44] * Reiko enjoys some seasalt ice cream.
[15:44] *** Suu [FourLeafClover@clampgakuen.ac.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[15:44] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Suu
[15:44] * Suu is eating some penny candy.
[15:44] * The Actuary takes the Ofuda from her pockt and puts them on the ground.
[15:44] <Suu> What kind of ice cream is that? Looks good.
[15:44] * The Actuary decides she's not going to use them.
[15:45] <@Furu> I don't see you as an enemy who's out to destroy me or, right now anyway, even Yura's cousin. You're another fighter in a tournament I intend to win. That's all.
[15:45] * Cyril bats a ball between his hands, watching this idly.
[15:45] * flame_SNIPER collects them.
[15:45] <The Actuary> Fair enough.
[15:46] <Reiko> Seasalt.
[15:46] <The Actuary> To be honest, I don't know if I can totally remove my emotions from this.
[15:46] <@Furu> Now then, if you don't mind...
[15:46] * @Furu holds up the pretzel he's been eating this whole time
[15:46] <The Actuary> Oh, would you like to go now?
[15:46] <@Furu> this pretzel's makin' me thirsty
[15:46] * @Furu is away: need water
[15:46] <The Actuary> Heh.
[15:47] * The Actuary leans back on the wall and crosses her arms, head tiltled down so her bangs cover her eyes
[15:48] <Suu> Seasalt?!
[15:48] <Suu> What does it taste like?
[15:49] <Reiko> It tastes of awesome.
[15:50] <@Furu> (( o wait starcat isn't on MSN >_> I better hang around then ))
[15:51] * The Actuary drops her jacket off, revealing a black tank top underneath.
[15:52] * The Actuary kicks ger jacket aside, it skids witht he sound of soomething loaded down with gadgets
[15:52] <BackdraftBuster> Yay! First batch of Otakon pics finally uploaded!
[15:52] * The Actuary 's shoulders glow lightly for a moment
[15:53] <Suu> Uh...may I have a try?
[15:54] <Reiko> You might not want to. I'm suck.
[15:54] <Reiko> ^sick
[15:55] * The Actuary goes back into the TARDIS
[15:55] * The Actuary comes back out with... a severed human arm clad in armor.
[15:56] * The Actuary slaow strips the mechanized armors from it.
[15:56] * The Actuary lingers her gaze at the crest of the Fallen Angels Chapter on it.
[15:56] * The Actuary takes out tools from her vest and begins boiling away the flesh from the arm with sonic pulses.
[15:57] <@Shaldra Darkness> ... Noriko.
[15:57] * Reiko raises an eyebrow.
[15:57] <@Shaldra Darkness> What are you doing.
[15:57] * @Shaldra Darkness ' voice is rather... stern.
[15:57] <The Actuary> *distant* Hmm?
[15:57] <The Actuary> Making a sword~
[15:57] <@Shaldra Darkness> You're falling to his level, huh.
[15:57] * The Actuary strips it down to bone.
[15:58] <The Actuary> *distantly* I find irony is a useful thing.
[15:58] <@Shaldra Darkness> So you fall to the level of him.
[15:58] * The Actuary grits her tteth for a moment.
[15:58] * Suu looks away/
[15:58] <The Actuary> That's... cold.
[15:59] <The Actuary> I'm not doing this to grab at power, like he did.
[15:59] <@Shaldra Darkness> Have some pride.
[15:59] <The Actuary> Pride is foolish.
[15:59] <The Actuary> Pride prevents one from doing what needs to be done.
[15:59] <The Actuary> Pride... makes one wuffer.
[15:59] <@Shaldra Darkness> Let me guess, honor is too, huh.
[15:59] <The Actuary> ^suffer
[15:59] <The Actuary> No.
[16:00] <The Actuary> There's nothing wrong with honor.
[16:00] <The Actuary> I am not taking something given to me as a peace offering and turning it into a weapon of war.
[16:00] <The Actuary> I found this limb on a war planet.
[16:00] <The Actuary> I am simply trying to... unnerve.
[16:01] <@Shaldra Darkness> Are you just wanting a blade, girl.
[16:01] <The Actuary> (well I do need one)
[16:01] <@Shaldra Darkness> Because this isn't the way to do things.
[16:01] * The Actuary sighs and leas back
[16:01] <@Shaldra Darkness> Kyosei's in the TARDIS, take it.
[16:01] <The Actuary> I don't want your sword.
[16:01] <The Actuary> I wanted to make my own.
[16:02] <@Shaldra Darkness> Then make a sword.
[16:02] <The Actuary> I was <_<
[16:02] <@Shaldra Darkness> Not a monstrosity from a being's bone.
[16:02] <The Actuary> Fine.
[16:02] * The Actuary tosses the bone.
[16:02] * The Actuary takes the armor component.
[16:02] * The Actuary studies it composition.
[16:03] * @Shaldra Darkness sighs, but has a feeling this is the best she'll get.
[16:03] <The Actuary> Weak metal, but it will do as a base.
[16:03] * @Shaldra Darkness closes her eyes again.
[16:03] <The Actuary> *almost whining* Mother, it's armor.
[16:03] <The Actuary> totally different.
[16:03] <@Shaldra Darkness> Not entirely.
[16:03] <The Actuary> :<
[16:04] <@Shaldra Darkness> It's like taking a dead warrior's blade.
[16:04] <@Shaldra Darkness> And using it as your own.
[16:04] <The Actuary> ... D:
[16:04] * The Actuary is chasted and puts it all away
[16:04] <The Actuary> ^chastened
[16:04] <The Actuary> Okay :D
[16:04] <The Actuary> What if
[16:04] <The Actuary> I BUY some NEW armor?
[16:04] * @Shaldra Darkness opens one eye.
[16:05] <@Shaldra Darkness> I'll let you get away with that.
[16:05] * @Shaldra Darkness grins.
[16:05] <The Actuary> from the same benighted chapter.
[16:05] <The Actuary> ^_^
[16:05] * The Actuary skips away, she'd anticipated this!
[16:05] * The Actuary comes back with a "new" set of power armor.
[16:05] <The Actuary> /mr puts "new" in quotes because hell nothing they have is new
[16:06] * The Actuary got it in a surplus store.
[16:06] * The Actuary disassembles it.
[16:06] * The Actuary gets out a large hammer with the Kanji for "resolution" on the side and begins hammering away at it.
[16:08] // GINGA net.news FLASH // · · Astronomers are puzzled by the large amount of interstellar dust that seems to be limiting the range of their observations past the edge of the miky way · ·
[16:08] * @Shaldra Darkness chuckles knowingly.
[16:10] * @Shaldra Darkness checks her fingers to make sure they've stopped bleeding, then returns to petting Cyril.
[16:10] * The Actuary works the metal using tools that haven't' been invented yet, reshaping the metal far faster than any fire or flame
[16:11] * The Actuary takes a moment and pokes out a claw, dragging it across her palm
[16:11] * The Actuary lets the blood pour onto the glowing whitish metal
[16:12] * The Actuary pulls out a hair and drapes it in the pool of sublimating blood
[16:13] * The Actuary smooths out the metal with a neutron ram and using one claw, carves out some heraldic patterns which glow and seem to sink into the metal
[16:14] <The Actuary> " I name thee... retribution."
[16:18] * The Actuary alloys it with Adamantium and Resistium.
[16:19] <Frenzy> Hahahaha, that's what you're calling the sword?
[16:19] <Frenzy> Why not just call it "Genericthorne"
[16:19] <Frenzy> Or "Clichedrinker"
[16:19] * @Shaldra Darkness pats Cyril once.
[16:19] * Cyril grumbles and gets up.
[16:19] <The Actuary> Its name has personal meaning to me.
[16:19] <Frenzy> stay away from me reptile
[16:19] <The Actuary> It doesn't need a fancy name.
[16:20] * Frenzy 's machine guns pop up
[16:20] <Frenzy> I am jacked on energon like you would not believe scaley so don't make any sudden moves
[16:21] * @Raihosha plugs a hairdryer into Frenzy, since he has power to spare.
[16:21] <The Actuary> /em produces an energon cube and extracts it from Frenzy.
[16:21] <@Raihosha> Had a quick shower and forgot to dry my hair, sorry.
[16:21] * Cyril does not seem impressed.
[16:21] * Solarchos plugs a few dry power cells into Frenzy and starts recharging them. "Cool..."
[16:22] * Solarchos waves to everyone. ^_^
[16:22] *** Solarchos has joined #suburbansenshi2
[16:22] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Solarchos
[16:22] * The Actuary waves
[16:22] * @Raihosha waves back.
[16:22] * Cyril reaches back and BASHES his toy ball into Frenzy's head.
[16:22] * Frenzy suddenly opens fire on Solar, spraying bullets at him
[16:22] * Frenzy goes down, head sparking
[16:22] * @Shaldra Darkness slides over and deflects the shots with sakura.
[16:23] * Solarchos struck across his armor by several bullets, staggering slightly from the impact.
[16:23] * @Shaldra Darkness drops to a knee, the fast movement forcing her ankle to give out.
[16:23] <@Raihosha> Shaldra? Let me take a look at that...
[16:23] * Cyril flicks Frenzy outside with his tail and heads over to Shaldra.
[16:23] <The Actuary> Mother please take better care of yourself ><
[16:23] * The Actuary helps mother back onto the couch
[16:23] <Solarchos> Noriko...*what* are you doing? And why exactly are you doing it?
[16:24] <The Actuary> I needed a sword.
[16:24] <@Shaldra Darkness> eh, I'm fine, just tore it up during training.
[16:24] <The Actuary> So I made one. Out of power armor :D
[16:24] <Cyril> Graaruf.
[16:24] <@Shaldra Darkness> Oh quiet you.
[16:24] <Solarchos> Noriko - Who are you planning to use it against?
[16:24] <The Actuary> And other various metals :D
[16:24] <The Actuary> Furu :D
[16:24] <The Actuary> and then anyone else who crosses me :D
[16:24] <Solarchos> Noriko - Oh. But...why though?
[16:25] <The Actuary> We have a match upcoming.
[16:25] <The Actuary> And Vindicator is gone.
[16:25] * @Shaldra Darkness reclines on the couch.
[16:25] <@Raihosha> Look, Shaldra, I can have the tendons knitted and the muscles back to normal within the hour, if you'll let me.
[16:25] * Cyril looks for his ball.
[16:25] * Solarchos heard about the components...adamantium, resistium, and the ceramite from the arm of a suit of Fallen Angels power armor.
[16:25] * Cyril bats it back to his spot and lays down, batting it back and forth again.
[16:25] <Solarchos> Noriko - You still haven't found Vindicator yet?
[16:26] <@Shaldra Darkness> I'm a bit of a traditionalist, I let things heal by themselves. Thanks for the offer though, Rai :)
[16:26] * Solarchos offers Raihosha an ice-pack for Shaldra's ankle.
[16:26] <@Raihosha> Slightly longer if you insist on manual methods...
[16:26] <The Actuary> Yes, I was going to use more *interesting* materials, but... oh well.
[16:26] <The Actuary> No, and I can't exactly waste energy looking right now.
[16:26] <Solarchos> Noriko - I heard. The bone, correct? Kinda like with "Perogative"?
[16:26] * @Raihosha accepts the ice-pack.
[16:26] <The Actuary> Precisely like Perogative.
[16:27] <The Actuary> I believe in symmetry.
[16:27] <The Actuary> Mother, however , does not.
[16:27] <@Raihosha> Solarchos has the right idea this time.
[16:27] * Solarchos nods to Noriko. "If that's your wish."
[16:27] * @Shaldra Darkness looks at the scratches on sakura and sighs, she'll polish them out later.
[16:27] <The Actuary> So... I have adapted.
[16:27] * @Raihosha hands Shaldra the ice pack.
[16:27] * @Shaldra Darkness tosses it on her ankle, thanks.
[16:27] <@Raihosha> It'll heal faster if you control the swelling and inflamation.
[16:27] <Solarchos> Noriko - Adapted? More like adopted perhaps. But the symmetries' obviously the same.
[16:28] <Solarchos> Noriko - Either way, I won't stand in your way with it.
[16:28] <The Actuary> As long as the symbolism remains intact, I am satisfied.
[16:28] <Solarchos> Noriko - Also...any idea who the arm belonged to?
[16:28] <@Raihosha> I'm sure Expel has an equivelent of Willowbark tea? Or another anti-inflamitory?
[16:28] <@Shaldra Darkness> We use herbs, but yes.
[16:28] <The Actuary> Some random soldier on a long-dead world I happened to pass through.
[16:29] <@Shaldra Darkness> I've taken care of that when I bandaged it.
[16:29] <The Actuary> It was some months ago now.
[16:29] <@Raihosha> I'd prescribe a daily dose of such, until the ankle heals.
[16:29] * @Shaldra Darkness nods
[16:29] <Solarchos> Raihosha...a while ago Sakura took and copied a bunch of stinger mould from me. She probably still has some inside her TARDIS somewhere.
[16:30] <Solarchos> Noriko - So you're expecting the fight with Furu to be that bad?
[16:30] <The Actuary> ....
[16:30] <The Actuary> Yes and.
[16:30] * The Actuary slaps her forehead.
[16:30] * The Actuary puts "retribution" away
[16:30] <@Raihosha> And When you wrap it, Use a brace as well? You really shouldn't move the ankle until its healed, and I know I can't keep you off it.
[16:30] * The Actuary pulls out her lightsabre.
[16:30] <@Furu> (( >_> Man starcat didn't say where she was going and when she'd be back. WHAT IF SHE'S MOONLIGHTING AS A STRIP ÆROBICS INSTRUCTOR ))
[16:30] <The Actuary> I had completely forgotten it; a cardinal sin.
[16:30] <Solarchos> Noriko - Uhhh, did I say something wrong?
[16:31] <@Shaldra Darkness> Well considering I just saved Solarchos and got no thank you I don't think I'll care about moving like that again.
[16:31] <The Actuary> But I do my best not to use it
[16:31] <@Raihosha> (( Not Strip...The new aerobics is "pole-dancing". ^_^ ))
[16:31] <The Actuary> No, Solarchos, I just realized I had another blade.
[16:31] * Solarchos sees Noriko with the lightsaber and gets the point.
[16:31] <The Actuary> My training has lapsed.
[16:32] <BackdraftBuster> (( you are going to break poor Furu, Rai ))
[16:32] <Solarchos> Noriko - Ah. I think that was less of a "cardinal sin" and more of a case of "you've gotten so used to doing things one way that you completely forgot about the other way" sort of thing.
[16:32] <The Actuary> /em thinks
[16:32] <The Actuary> No, a Jedi's blade is her life.
[16:32] <The Actuary> to forget about it...
[16:32] <@Furu> (( @__________________________@ ))
[16:32] <The Actuary> But in my case, that is probably a good thing.
[16:32] <BackdraftBuster> (( >.> too late... ))
[16:32] <Solarchos> Noriko - But didn't you say you're not exactly a Jedi, since you never underwent the Trials?
[16:33] <@Mango-chan> (( Furu you need to stop thinking so negative~ ))
[16:33] <@Mango-chan> (( think a little positive~ ))
[16:33] * The Actuary puts the lightsabre away and picks up retribution again.
[16:33] * Solarchos gives Shaldra a bow of thanks for helping him.
[16:33] <The Actuary> I am close enough to have taken the code to heart.
[16:33] <@Raihosha> (( If Furu is going to worry like that, I'm going to poke him on it until he gets used to it. ^_^ ))
[16:33] <@Shaldra Darkness> heh.
[16:33] <@Mango-chan> (( she'll prolly be fine ))
[16:33] <@Mango-chan> (( rofl Rai ))
[16:34] <The Actuary> Ironically, because I believe in the code I chose not to take the trials.
[16:34] * Solarchos shrugs at Noriko. "I suppose. Still...mind if I ask you a question you might not like answering? It's about your upcoming fight with Furu."
[16:34] <The Actuary> Ask.
[16:35] * Solarchos figures there's a sotry about why Noriko didn't take the trials, but figures it's probably very personal for her.
[16:35] * The Actuary has stated why before.
[16:35] <Solarchos> It almost sounds like this fight's a grudge-match between you and him. Any particular reason why?
[16:35] <The Actuary> Yes.
[16:36] * The Actuary sighs.
[16:36] <The Actuary> I don't...
[16:36] <@Furu> (( Nah I know she'll be okay it's just that I gotta go do stuff today and I don't wanna miss her >_> ))
[16:36] <The Actuary> I don't believe in him at all.
[16:36] <Solarchos> You mean you don't "approve" of him?
[16:36] <The Actuary> Now, I know that my cousin probably knows who she's getting involved with.
[16:36] <The Actuary> No I mean
[16:36] <@Raihosha> She was convinced not to put him on Trial, so she's going to take out her frustration about that on him in the ring?
[16:36] <The Actuary> I literally DO not believe in him, or believe him.
[16:37] <The Actuary> It's not just a matter of approval.
[16:37] <The Actuary> I can deal with people I merely dislike.
[16:37] <Solarchos> You don't think he'll keep his promises though?
[16:38] * The Actuary licks her lips and contorts her face a bit before answering, trying to put this in words.
[16:38] <The Actuary> I think...
[16:38] <The Actuary> I think he thinks he means what he says.
[16:38] <The Actuary> Btu what he says and what he does
[16:38] <The Actuary> are universes apart.
[16:38] <Solarchos> He says one thing and does another?
[16:38] <The Actuary> His drunken slip with Houka was the last straw.
[16:38] <@Raihosha> His fate is so twisted I can't tell what is or isn't going to happen to him. He may still be Momo's father as far as I can tell...
[16:39] * Solarchos understands what Noriko's saying. Spoken well and spoken true.
[16:39] <The Actuary> to his credit as far aws I know he hasn't cheated.
[16:39] <The Actuary> but he is not a cheater.
[16:39] <The Actuary> he is a serial monogamist, which means
[16:39] <Solarchos> But he's just too non-committal for your tastes?
[16:39] <The Actuary> he will romance someone until it becomes (boring / old?) and then just leaves them
[16:40] <@Shaldra Darkness> I love how none of you even give him a chance.
[16:40] <The Actuary> Mother, I dont' have to give him a chance. He's had dozens.
[16:40] <Solarchos> Shaldra - His actions in the past have already spoken for him in many ways.
[16:40] <@Shaldra Darkness> So.
[16:40] <@Raihosha> Pardon me, Shaldra, what chance have I denied him?
[16:40] <The Actuary> I mean he's gotten himsel;f to this point.
[16:40] <@Shaldra Darkness> Look at me.
[16:40] <@Shaldra Darkness> Consider my past.
[16:41] <@Shaldra Darkness> And consider how I have changed.
[16:41] <The Actuary> Time and again he shows his true colors.
[16:41] <Solarchos> Shaldra - And I stay out of his personal affairs, too.
[16:41] <@Shaldra Darkness> Things don't happen over night.
[16:41] <The Actuary> Yes, you CHANGED.
[16:41] <The Actuary> he had had a billion chances to change.
[16:41] <@Shaldra Darkness> Was the change fast? no.
[16:41] <The Actuary> he changes, and REVERTS.
[16:41] <@Raihosha> His true colors... A noble heart, utterly dedicated to whoever he is with?
[16:41] <The Actuary> again and again.
[16:41] <@Shaldra Darkness> I also wasn't bugged about it endlessly.
[16:41] <The Actuary> yes... utterly.
[16:41] <The Actuary> until the next lady comes along.
[16:41] <@Shaldra Darkness> because I was alone working as a stripper for two years but that's not the point
[16:42] <Solarchos> Noriko - It sounds to me like you're saying that Furu's never *grown*.
[16:42] <The Actuary> You needed to make money to EAT.
[16:42] <The Actuary> Stop equating yourself to him.
[16:42] <The Actuary> It's a fallacious comparison.
[16:42] * The Actuary sighs.
[16:42] <The Actuary> that's the problem.
[16:43] <The Actuary> Everyone adores him and makes excuses for him.
[16:43] <@Shaldra Darkness> Noriko.
[16:43] <@Shaldra Darkness> Listen.
[16:43] <@Shaldra Darkness> Has he done anything to make Yura sad yet.
[16:43] * The Actuary listens, head hung.
[16:43] <The Actuary> not YET.
[16:43] * The Actuary tightens her fist.
[16:43] <@Raihosha> Utterly, until fate b[BLEEP]ch-slaps him and forces him to change. It's not like he intends abandonment. He runs away from failure, but he's working on that, too.
[16:43] <The Actuary> It's only a matter od time.
[16:43] <@Shaldra Darkness> Do you really think Yura is unprepared for that if it ever happens.
[16:44] * Solarchos stays neutral in this part of the conversation.
[16:44] <The Actuary> Perhaps she is...
[16:44] <@Shaldra Darkness> She's the daughter of my sister and Kelric Van Jestee.
[16:44] <The Actuary> but should she have to go through it.
[16:44] <@Shaldra Darkness> She was raised to talk and take care of the dead.
[16:44] <The Actuary> is it RIGHT to let him keep DOING this? !
[16:44] <@Raihosha> Without pain, Noriko-san, there is NO growth.
[16:44] <The Actuary> /em's face is totally obscured by her hair
[16:44] <@Shaldra Darkness> Is it right to yell at him every time he makes a slip up?
[16:44] <The Actuary> I... see.
[16:45] * The Actuary drops her blade.
[16:45] <@Shaldra Darkness> That would be like yelling at me every time I get angry and threaten to hurt someone.
[16:45] <The Actuary> We are to be tolerant.
[16:45] <@Shaldra Darkness> That would be like me scolding you every time you are stubborn beyond belief.
[16:45] * The Actuary back away from the blade and leans on the wakll, head still bowed.
[16:45] <The Actuary> My stubborness... doesn't hurt anyone.
[16:46] <@Shaldra Darkness> Are you sure.
[16:46] <@Shaldra Darkness> Have you ever questioned if it does.
[16:46] <@Raihosha> Except yourself, Noriko.
[16:46] * Solarchos carefully picks up Noriko's sword and offers it back to her hilt-forst.
[16:46] <The Actuary> My stubbonrness doesn't drive a weoman so mad with grief she prepares to crush the earth
[16:46] <Solarchos> ^first
[16:46] * The Actuary waves away the sword.
[16:46] <@Shaldra Darkness> That was the daughter of Jedite
[16:46] <The Actuary> No, it's been made clear to me.
[16:46] <The Actuary> Oh, and she can't have feelings?
[16:46] <@Shaldra Darkness> You can't expect less from her. >_>
[16:47] <@Shaldra Darkness> No I'm saying she's the daughter of Jedite.
[16:47] <The Actuary> Because her father was evil, her heart is not allowed to break?
[16:47] <@Shaldra Darkness> Parents have a strong impression on their children.
[16:47] <The Actuary> Houka still grieves.
[16:47] <Naocat> No, it means that when it does, she goes to extremes.
[16:47] <The Actuary> And her father is not Jedite.
[16:47] * Naocat is now known as starcat
[16:47] * starcat is back
[16:47] <The Actuary> Her tears then, must be worth more.
[16:47] <@Raihosha> Once again, I'm sorry starcat.
[16:48] * The Actuary squares her jaw.
[16:48] <starcat> It's fine, Rai.
[16:48] * @Shaldra Darkness sighs deeply.
[16:48] <The Actuary> Fine.
[16:48] <@Shaldra Darkness> I'm not cut out to be a mother.
[16:48] <The Actuary> I'm just going to fight this as a straight match.
[16:48] <The Actuary> Because it's clear to me Ikari Furu wil aways get a free pass until someone hangs themself.
[16:48] * Solarchos shrugs. "The heart, and love in general, aren't things you play with or take lightly. It can bring out the best in people, but when abused it can just as easily bring out the *worst*, too."
[16:48] <@Raihosha> Shaldra, by the time you actually have Noriko, you'll be more than ready to handle her. ^_^
[16:48] <The Actuary> Btu mark me. I did warn you.
[16:49] * starcat looks at Noriko
[16:49] * starcat shrugs
[16:49] <@Shaldra Darkness> maybe.
[16:49] <Solarchos> Noriko - Hope for the best, plan for the worst, and try to have *some* faith.
[16:49] <starcat> Niisan has his share of feelings, too. Just remember that.
[16:49] * The Actuary sighs and centers herself, she will have to think like a Jedi, and crush her emotions.
[16:49] <The Actuary> I know.
[16:50] <@Shaldra Darkness> Noriko, I have one thing to say.
[16:50] <@Shaldra Darkness> Please, for the love of god, don't end up like me.
[16:50] * @Raihosha smiles, that why he'd never make a good Jedi.
[16:50] <The Actuary> But the truth is he runs around happy go lucky (with emo bointerludes) while leaving a trail of tears.
[16:50] <The Actuary> What's wrong with you, mother
[16:50] <The Actuary> You are strong a nd confident.
[16:50] * Frenzy wakes up a bit and crawls up onto a sofa next to starcat
[16:50] <The Actuary> you have a strong sense of right and wrong.
[16:51] <starcat> eh?
[16:51] * starcat looks at the robot thingy
[16:51] <The Actuary> A code that you live by, Bushido.
[16:51] * starcat ignores it
[16:51] * @Shaldra Darkness looks at Noriko, a distant, empty look.
[16:51] * Frenzy waggles his brow at starcat
[16:51] <The Actuary> that is good, and something to be aspired to.
[16:51] * Solarchos looks at Frenzy.
[16:51] *** Frenzy is a short, skinny, skeleton-like mass of shiny, sharp metal pieces with glowing blue optical receptors and what appears to be a monodbrow. He's tiny. hyperactive, and doesn't like fleshy insects (re: you) much. More information about Frenzy is Here.

[16:51] * The Actuary does not meet her gaze
[16:52] * @Raihosha 's smile turns thoughtful. He'll let Shaldra explain the error of crushing emotions.
[16:52] * @Shaldra Darkness chuckles and stretches a bit, closing her eyes.
[16:52] <The Actuary> If I don't.. hold in my feelings right now...
[16:52] <The Actuary> I will kill him.
[16:52] <The Actuary> This is as much for his good as anything.
[16:52] <The Actuary> I will not crush them so much as... put them aside.
[16:52] <starcat> He's dead already.
[16:53] <starcat> How can you kill him?
[16:53] <The Actuary> A Jedi learns how.
[16:53] <@Shaldra Darkness> And if you hold your emotions in...
[16:53] <The Actuary> I would rend his soul.
[16:53] * @Raihosha will have a spare gigai on standby, for after the fight.
[16:53] <The Actuary> Spiritron particles can be dispersed.
[16:53] <@Shaldra Darkness> See, Noriko. You hold it in, and it threatens to burst.
[16:53] <The Actuary> Shinigami can "die"
[16:53] <Solarchos> Jeez, Noriko, if you're *that* concerned about Furu, why don't you just set up your own version of "A Christmas Carol" starring him as Ebenezer Scrooge?
[16:53] <@Shaldra Darkness> Hurting those around you.
[16:53] * The Actuary nods to Mother
[16:54] <starcat> 9_9
[16:54] <The Actuary> Because, Solarchos, it's been done before, he doesn't learn.
[16:54] <starcat> Good lord, Solarchos, I'm not even going there.
[16:54] * The Actuary goes over to Mother
[16:54] <Solarchos> Noriko - It has, huh? Well shoot.
[16:54] <The Actuary> I'm not damming them in.. just detaching myself a bit.
[16:55] * @Shaldra Darkness forces a smile
[16:55] <@Shaldra Darkness> It's still not the best thing to do.
[16:55] <The Actuary> :<
[16:55] <The Actuary> I'm not... convenying the concept.
[16:55] <The Actuary> Zen.
[16:55] <The Actuary> I'm trying to Zen.
[16:55] * The Actuary hopes that word makes more sense.
[16:56] <@Shaldra Darkness> Noriko, I want you to live.
[16:56] <The Actuary> ^_______________________^
[16:56] <@Shaldra Darkness> I don't want you to simply "get by" like I always did.
[16:56] <Solarchos> Noriko - Kind of like how...some people push themselves through an injury by disconnecting the pain of it?
[16:56] <The Actuary> Living's what I do best :D
[16:56] * @Shaldra Darkness forces herself to sit up.
[16:56] <The Actuary> In a way Solarchos but not quite. being in touch with your core without bweing your core.
[16:56] <starcat> I thought zen was more coming to terms with your emotions rather than ignoring them...
[16:56] <The Actuary> ^being
[16:56] <@Shaldra Darkness> It is.
[16:56] <starcat> Like, working out a lump or something.
[16:56] <@Raihosha> one can live without ever experiencing life.
[16:56] <The Actuary> Ignroing was the wrong word. I was imprecise.
[16:57] * Frenzy folds up into stereo mode.
[16:57] * The Actuary goes into the closet.
[16:57] * The Actuary finds a broom.
[16:57] * The Actuary hacks off the end with her claws.
[16:57] * @Shaldra Darkness covers her ears knowingly.
[16:57] * Frenzy clicks on and starts playing some Backstreet Boys.
[16:57] <The Actuary> This will be my m weapon.
[16:57] <starcat> ...
[16:57] <BackdraftBuster> Being "alive" and *living* are two different things.
[16:57] * starcat eyes the stereo
[16:57] <@Shaldra Darkness> Noriko.
[16:58] <@Shaldra Darkness> You're still not getting it.
[16:58] <The Actuary> Hmm?
[16:58] <@Raihosha> I have used such a weapon as well, Noriko. It can be as lethal as your claws.
[16:58] * Frenzy 's eyes pop out of the CD drive and look at starcat
[16:58] <@Shaldra Darkness> I have to say, you're almost as bad as Solarchos.
[16:58] <@Shaldra Darkness> One extreme or the other.
[16:58] <The Actuary> I know and,... MOTHERRRRRRRR?! !?!?!! !
[16:58] * The Actuary is...
[16:58] * Solarchos says nothing and lets it pass.
[16:59] * The Actuary puts her hands on her hearts
[16:59] <The Actuary> That...
[16:59] <The Actuary> Ow.
[16:59] <The Actuary> That CUT.
[16:59] <starcat> ¬_¬
[16:59] <starcat> Play something better.
[16:59] <The Actuary> I mean I am in PAIN here.
[16:59] <starcat> heh.
[16:59] <@Shaldra Darkness> What, you believe the only thing sharp about me were my claws?
[16:59] <starcat> Truth hurts. :)
[16:59] <Frenzy> /oco 2 or three hours to I gotta leave D:
[17:00] <The Actuary> I'm your daughter of course I know beter :P
[17:00] <Frenzy> Make me~
[17:00] * The Actuary will do her best to be non lethal with the staff.
[17:00] <@Shaldra Darkness> Noriko, I know you're more comfortable with a blade.
[17:00] <starcat> Insolent little thing.
[17:00] * @Raihosha casts a little spell on Frenzy to force some classical music...
[17:00] * Solarchos knows people who could arrange Frenzy to have an "accident" and be repaired into something more resembling a Speak-N-Spell.
[17:00] <starcat> Keh, I don't care enough.
[17:01] * @Shaldra Darkness stands and heads into the TARDIS.
[17:01] <The Actuary> I am *too* comfortable with one.
[17:01] <The Actuary> No mother no~
[17:01] * Frenzy complies. THIS time.
[17:01] <The Actuary> I don't want to use a blade.
[17:01] * @Shaldra Darkness comes back out and tosses Noriko a sakabatou.
[17:01] * starcat knows some people who have the best catchildren recipes you could ever want
[17:01] <BackdraftBuster> (( Yay Rurouni Kenshin! ))
[17:01] * The Actuary catches
[17:02] <@Shaldra Darkness> (( I grew up on Kenshin~ ))
[17:02] <The Actuary> I can't...
[17:02] * Solarchos ¬_¬ @ starcat, but says nothing else.
[17:02] <The Actuary> it's flat on the wrong bloody side
[17:02] <Dvlmaycry> (( omg, I took pack a spool of cable i didn't really need to bet buy, and i found the two most AWESOME uses for the money! "Revenge of the Nerds: Atomic Wedgie Collection" which is ALL FOUR revenge of the nerds movie, and the special edition of MAtt Stone and Trey Parkers Mormon Porn classic "Orgazmo" grand total..... 32 bucks. :3 ))
[17:02] <@Shaldra Darkness> Exactly.
[17:03] * starcat has no idea why Solarchos is eyeing her, that was a private thought D:
[17:03] <@Shaldra Darkness> That's what a sakabatou is.
[17:03] <Solarchos> (( Good deal, Mike! ))
[17:03] <The Actuary> No.
[17:03] <The Actuary> I will use the bo.
[17:04] <@Shaldra Darkness> Then at least let me get you a real one.
[17:04] <The Actuary> I will beat him with superior skill.
[17:04] <@Shaldra Darkness> Broom handles break too easily.
[17:04] <The Actuary> Very well :)
[17:04] * @Shaldra Darkness brings the sakabatou back into the TARDIS and comes out with a proper bo staff.
[17:04] <@Raihosha> Depends on the broom handle...
[17:05] * @Shaldra Darkness tosses the red oak staff to Noriko.
[17:05] <Solarchos> And I've got to be leaving now. Noriko...what would you like me to do with "retribution"? Leave it with your mother for a while or...?
[17:05] <The Actuary> ... Just leave it there for now.
[17:05] * Solarchos holds "retribution" out to Noriko again. Hilt-first, of course.
[17:05] <The Actuary> I haven't decided my path.
[17:05] * Solarchos nods.
[17:05] * The Actuary collects it and shathes it carefully
[17:05] * @Raihosha takes to broom handle...
[17:05] * The Actuary bows .
[17:06] <starcat> Hm.
[17:06] * @Shaldra Darkness heads back to the couch-- all this time she has not been limping.
[17:06] * Solarchos leaves the sheathed "retribution" leaning against Sakura's TARDIS, out of the way so no one trips on it.
[17:06] <starcat> This place needs more delicious pastries.
[17:06] * @Raihosha feels as the broom handle fill with energy and glows with lambent flame...
[17:06] <starcat> ...and yet I'm tired of cooking. Ah well.
[17:07] * @Raihosha cuts a slice out of the adamantium wall plating with the broom handle.
[17:08] <The Actuary> Yes, infusing it with mana or ki.
[17:08] <The Actuary> I learned that trick too.
[17:08] * @Raihosha lets the energy flow back out and sets the broom handle down.
[17:08] <The Actuary> But...
[17:08] *** Solarchos has left #suburbansenshi2 (Noriko, one last bit of advice if you don't object. Just remember that angry opponents are weak opponents. Don't make yourself weak when you fight Furu.")
[17:08] * @Shaldra Darkness lays back on the couch.
[17:08] <@Raihosha> ^_^
[17:08] <The Actuary> I must fight with my soul.
[17:08] <The Actuary> I'm confused . About many things.
[17:09] * The Actuary starts to alugh
[17:09] <@Shaldra Darkness> Anger doesn't always make you weak.
[17:09] <The Actuary> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[17:09] <starcat> "Angry opponents are weak opponents?"
[17:09] <The Actuary> HAHAHAHAAHAHAH
[17:09] <starcat> heh.
[17:09] * @Raihosha picks up the slice of plating.
[17:09] <The Actuary> Who would have thought Ikari FURU would be my crucible.
[17:09] <starcat> Some of my best fights have been when I'm angry.
[17:09] <The Actuary> And, Mother's right, remember what the Klingons say
[17:10] <@Shaldra Darkness> It makes them a slight bit less co-ordinated but their swings become stronger. If anything anger makes your opponent most dangerous.
[17:10] <The Actuary> "forty thousand throats can be slit in one night by a running man with a knife"
[17:10] <@Raihosha> It is a truism, starcat, when higly skilled people face each other. If one lets anger take control, he will make mistakes and lose. If they fight the anger, they are slow and will lose.
[17:11] <starcat> No.
[17:11] <starcat> you wield your anger.
[17:11] <starcat> Focus it.
[17:11] <@Shaldra Darkness> And of course, there are those who enjoy their anger~
[17:11] <@Raihosha> If one rides the anger...yes, exactly. When that hapens, when you USE your anger, it can give you an edge.
[17:12] <@Shaldra Darkness> Any good warrior knows how to use their anger.
[17:12] <@Shaldra Darkness> And when they don't, they go berserk and are just as dangerous.
[17:12] <starcat> Exactly.
[17:12] <@Shaldra Darkness> It's harder to read someone when they're angry.
[17:12] <@Raihosha> Sadly, Shaldra, not as many as you'd think.
[17:12] * @Shaldra Darkness chuckles.
[17:12] <@Shaldra Darkness> If you say so, Raihosha.
[17:12] <The Actuary> " Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. "
[17:13] <BackdraftBuster> most apt thing about anger is that it's a double edged weapon
[17:13] <starcat> That doesn't mean you will automatically hurt yourself.
[17:13] <The Actuary> That... is the Sith code.
[17:13] <BackdraftBuster> trade off between physical power boost and accuracy drop
[17:13] <@Raihosha> (( Are Furu and The Actuary fighting today? ))
[17:13] <The Actuary> (( that depends on Furu. ))
[17:14] * @Shaldra Darkness pulls sakura from it's sheath again.
[17:14] <starcat> (( I doubt it, Furu's got to go somewhere. ))
[17:14] <The Actuary> (( okay then no XD ))
[17:14] <starcat> Keh.
[17:14] <@Raihosha> (( he said he had an hour or two, though... ))
[17:14] <starcat> I don't know about you, Blue, but that's not true about me.
[17:14] * @Shaldra Darkness looks over the blade.
[17:15] <The Actuary> (( yes but I'm sure he has beter things to do. ))
[17:15] <@Raihosha> (( What could be better than spending time with Xadium's avatar Noriko? ^_^ ))
[17:16] <The Actuary> (( XD ))
[17:16] <@Raihosha> Well, Shaldra, I may of course be confused by the lack of truely good fighters around. ^_^
[17:17] <@Shaldra Darkness> The warrior protects and defends because he realizes the value of others. He knows that they are essential to society and, in his gift of service, recognizes and values theirs...
[17:17] <starcat> (( Spending time with his internet girlfriend? ))
[17:17] <@Raihosha> (( What? Yura? ^_^ ))
[17:17] <@Shaldra Darkness> (( LOL ))
[17:18] <The Actuary> (( XD ))
[17:18] * Suu is back
[17:18] <starcat> (( T_____T ))
[17:18] <The Actuary> I am not... actually a warrior.
[17:18] <The Actuary> I can fight.
[17:18] <The Actuary> But it's not the same thing.
[17:18] * Suu is back from getting a bubble tea.
[17:18] <@Shaldra Darkness> I know, I'm simply quoting modern Bushido codes :)
[17:18] <The Actuary> I am a Stochastic Temporal Actuary.
[17:19] <Frenzy> (( Yeah I got stuff to do ))
[17:19] <@Raihosha> And then you have the Warrior (lone fighter) vs. Soldier (fighter as part of a group) dichotomy.
[17:19] <Frenzy> (( /me also beats Rai ))
[17:19] <The Actuary> I have mastered the art of self-defense to keep myself alive on field missions.
[17:19] <The Actuary> thus... I don't live the code the way you do, mother.
[17:19] * The Actuary is trying to explain the differences in perception.
[17:20] * @Raihosha now has a bloody nose and a black eye...
[17:20] <starcat> this is why I'm not having kids
[17:20] <@Raihosha> (( ^ ))
[17:20] <The Actuary> You live, eat and breathe the Bushido.
[17:20] <@Shaldra Darkness> Gi, Yu, Gin, Rei, Makoto, Meiyo, Chugi~
[17:20] <The Actuary> I.... know where to kick a man to make him die.
[17:20] <@Raihosha> Only one, Noriko?
[17:21] <@Shaldra Darkness> Well, I only adopted the code when I came to earth.
[17:21] * The Actuary lets out a long exhale. "It's just as clinical as that for me."
[17:21] <Suu> Hello, Raihosha-san. How
[17:21] <The Actuary> Oh I know lots of ways, Raihosha.
[17:21] <Suu> How's Chamurii-sensei? I haven't seen him around since summer break started. Is he taking vacation?
[17:21] * @Shaldra Darkness sits up again.
[17:21] <The Actuary> But by Rassilon, what is it about this place.
[17:21] <@Shaldra Darkness> Sit down, Noriko.
[17:22] <@Raihosha> Hello Suu. I understand you were "bored" earlier?
[17:22] <The Actuary> I didn't actually come her eto fight.
[17:22] * The Actuary sits near mother
[17:22] <The Actuary> I came here to arrange my own origins. and Lucien's.
[17:22] <@Shaldra Darkness> And you stayed after.
[17:22] <The Actuary> Normally in my job I fight .05 percent of the time.
[17:22] <@Raihosha> Mr. Cholmodeley? I suspect he's on vacation in India, trying to get over the culture shock. If I watched him, of course. ^_^
[17:23] <The Actuary> I usually arrange circumstances so I never have to.
[17:23] <@Shaldra Darkness> Trust me, if there wasn't something about this place, I would have left years ago.
[17:23] <BackdraftBuster> (( /me peeks in from his working on Photobucket ))
[17:23] * Solarchos is back
[17:23] <The Actuary> I mean, if I wanted to kill Furu, I would never battle him.
[17:23] <Solarchos> (( Folks, I just heard that Merv Griffin's dead. ))
[17:23] <The Actuary> I would just rig it so he was never born.
[17:23] <The Actuary> (( :< ))
[17:23] <Suu> (( heard that this afternoon. Dang. ))
[17:24] <Suu> I hope he's staying out of the monsoons.
[17:24] * starcat is away: Cafe.
[17:24] <The Actuary> But this place... has made me more... violent.
[17:24] <@Shaldra Darkness> Ahh, you Time Lords have such a distant way of doing things.
[17:24] <The Actuary> More prone to use violence as the primary mwans of doing things.
[17:24] <@Raihosha> I suspect he's used to the monsoons.
[17:24] <The Actuary> Well mother, they don't like to dirty their hands.
[17:24] <Solarchos> (( I just heard about it now. Damn, how long has he been doing television anyway? At least as long as Bob Barker, right? ))
[17:25] <The Actuary> they fancy themselves as cosmic chess players.
[17:25] <@Shaldra Darkness> Or are you just scared of getting close to the people you end up having to kill?
[17:25] <The Actuary> (( I think so ))
[17:25] <BackdraftBuster> "Gendo! Are you a pimp!?!"
[17:25] <@Raihosha> Although he'd find Peshawar a bit harder to get to these days, thanks to politics.
[17:25] <The Actuary> They... just don't see the point.
[17:25] *** Solarchos has left #suburbansenshi2 (Off again for real this time.)
[17:25] <The Actuary> They regulate the universe.
[17:25] <@Shaldra Darkness> Sounds rather boring.
[17:26] <The Actuary> Is it any wonder I stay here or on Expel?
[17:26] <@Shaldra Darkness> But considering I'm from a feudal planet I may not be one to talk.
[17:26] <@Shaldra Darkness> I wasn't born for any specific job or raised to do anything specific.
[17:26] <Suu> (( ZOMG FUNNEH ))
[17:27] <The Actuary> Well nor was I
[17:27] <The Actuary> I had to make myself what I am today.
[17:27] <@Shaldra Darkness> As a kid I could care less about anything.
[17:27] * The Actuary looks at her hands.
[17:27] <The Actuary> You...
[17:27] <@Shaldra Darkness> Learned some magic, a bit of swordsmanship.
[17:27] <The Actuary> You were made into what you are by Marsilo.
[17:27] <@Shaldra Darkness> Then all of a sudden I was alone.
[17:28] <The Actuary> all the major parts anyway, of that psyche you now retreat from.
[17:28] <@Shaldra Darkness> Totally broken inside.
[17:28] <The Actuary> But I.... I forged myself.
[17:28] * The Actuary is listening to you, but her own inner monolouge is tracking
[17:28] <@Shaldra Darkness> And luckily you can change back.
[17:29] <The Actuary> I made myself this cold, this distant... on purpose.
[17:29] * The Actuary turns to her mother and holds her by the shoulders.
[17:29] <@Raihosha> After forging, the steel needs to be tempered or it will shatter...
[17:29] <@Shaldra Darkness> Everything you can do to yourself you can, with work, remove as well.
[17:29] <The Actuary> And why can't YOU change.
[17:29] <BackdraftBuster> I see your Sbarro and raise you a Hyrule!
[17:29] <@Shaldra Darkness> Because I was made this way.
[17:29] <@Shaldra Darkness> I'm a death machine.
[17:29] <The Actuary> that means nothing. You'rte talking like aDalek.
[17:30] <@Shaldra Darkness> The most I can do is hide the fact.
[17:30] <The Actuary> you have free will.
[17:30] <The Actuary> You can parlay your origins into something more.
[17:30] <The Actuary> As can I.
[17:31] * The Actuary squeezes her mother's shoulders
[17:31] * @Shaldra Darkness chuckles a bit.
[17:31] <The Actuary> Why not!?
[17:31] <The Actuary> Why not Try.
[17:32] <@Shaldra Darkness> I assure you, I have.
[17:32] <The Actuary> Life is long and you have what, 23 of them?
[17:32] <@Shaldra Darkness> 22.
[17:32] * The Actuary waves her hand
[17:32] <The Actuary> still, lomng enough by far
[17:32] <The Actuary> Why are you resigning yourself!
[17:32] <@Shaldra Darkness> Noriko, things don't change overnight.
[17:32] <@Raihosha> And you have 108, Noriko?
[17:33] <@Shaldra Darkness> It's a lot harder for me than it would be for others.
[17:33] <The Actuary> No, but just going around saying "I'm bound by my programming" is _weak_ for one such as you
[17:33] <The Actuary> I don't actually know, Raihosha.
[17:33] <The Actuary> Mother, you have an iron will.
[17:33] <The Actuary> use it.
[17:34] <@Shaldra Darkness> By my calculations it's somewhere around that, Nori.
[17:34] <The Actuary> Shatter the bonds.
[17:34] <@Shaldra Darkness> And what about you.
[17:35] <The Actuary> ...
[17:35] <The Actuary> I will try if YOU will try.
[17:35] * @Shaldra Darkness chuckles and hugs Noriko close.
[17:35] * The Actuary hugs back
[17:35] <@Raihosha> Programming can always be re-written.
[17:36] <@Shaldra Darkness> Marsilio's programming is much deeper than that.
[17:36] <@Shaldra Darkness> Where do you think Darkness came from.
[17:36] <@Michael d> a lack of light?
[17:36] <starcat> I will say one thing -- convincing yourself it can't be done is a surefire way to make sure it can't.
[17:36] <@Raihosha> And has not Darkness already changed?
[17:37] <The Actuary> Depths can seill be plumed.
[17:37] * starcat is away: that one guy figured out magnetic levitation simply by not knowing it was impossible. :)
[17:37] <The Actuary> ^plumbed.
[17:37] <@Raihosha> She is not what Marsilio would have intended.
[17:37] * @Shaldra Darkness smiles.
[17:37] <The Actuary> starcat is right :)
[17:39] <@Shaldra Darkness> I know.
[17:39] <@Shaldra Darkness> But it's not simple to drop what I have done.
[17:39] * The Actuary leans her head on mother's shoulder and closes her eyes, holding mother's hand
[17:39] <The Actuary> Don't... be afraid to erase the slate.
[17:40] <@Shaldra Darkness> I can't erase anything until I make up for what I have done.
[17:40] <@Raihosha> Simple is not the same as undoable.
[17:40] <The Actuary> heh.
[17:40] <@Shaldra Darkness> I've killed too many people to simply forget it.
[17:40] <The Actuary> how do you intend to atone.
[17:41] <@Shaldra Darkness> I'm not sure yet.
[17:42] * Frenzy plays sappy music
[17:43] * Cyril grumbles and gets up again.
[17:43] * The Actuary nods softly.
[17:44] * Cyril rears up, picks up Frenzy, and puts him outside.
[17:44] <The Actuary> It is good of you to want to pay back those you hurt, instead of just magically starting life anew.
[17:45] <@Shaldra Darkness> I'm never one to take short-cuts.
[17:45] <The Actuary> Actions and their conseqences.
[17:45] * The Actuary hugs her mother tightly
[17:45] * Cyril ties Frenzy to the tree.
[17:45] * Cyril comes back in, closing the door behind him.
[17:45] * Cyril lays back down.
[17:46] <@Shaldra Darkness> I always have to question what that dragon knows.
[17:47] * The Actuary giggles lightly
[17:47] <@Raihosha> Dragons are usually much more intelligent than they're given credit for.
[17:48] * Cyril grins and gives a gruff chuckle.
[17:50] <@Raihosha> Camels may be the best mathematicians, but in a high mana area, Dragons are quite astute on magic.
[17:50] // GINGA net.news FLASH // · · Billie Piper recently suffered a bout of temporary blindness, possibly exacerbated by the flash bulbs of paparazzi cameras. The story is covered at The Daily Mirror, ITN and Digital Spy. With a stunning lack of self-awareness, The Sun accompanies the story with photographs taken the night Piper was taken ill. · ·
[17:51] * @Shaldra Darkness stretches a bit.
[17:57] <Suu> (( comes out as "beta.php" ))
[17:57] <Suu> (( holy buckets ))
[17:57] <@Shaldra Darkness> (( we back? ))
[17:57] <@Shaldra Darkness> (( yes we are! ))
[17:57] <Suu> (( yeah I was trying to see the logs and it would just come out as "beta.php" ))
[17:58] // GINGA net.news FLASH // · · In extremely cvool news, Doctor Who will film on the sets of "Rome" next year. · ·
[17:58] * @Shaldra Darkness whacks her foot on the floor to test it.
[17:58] * @Shaldra Darkness winces a bit.
[17:58] <@Shaldra Darkness> It's better though.
[17:58] <The Actuary> Do be careful :<
[18:01] <@Shaldra Darkness> My resistance to pain is fairly good
[18:01] <@Shaldra Darkness> I don't like showing weakness.
[18:02] <The Actuary> Nor I.
[18:04] * @Shaldra Darkness pulls a box of pocky from her jacket and offers some to Noriko.
[18:05] * The Actuary accepts and nibbles on it like a candy cigarette
[18:06] <@Shaldra Darkness> I probably have chocolate cigarettes in here somewhere.
[18:06] * @Shaldra Darkness barely keeps track of what she keeps in her jacket.
[18:06] <The Actuary> Mother.
[18:07] <The Actuary> I... oh my god.
[18:07] <@Shaldra Darkness> Hm?
[18:07] <The Actuary> [URL]
[18:07] <@Shaldra Darkness> ... woh...
[18:08] <The Actuary> The Federation's Cashless society has finall fallen.
[18:08] <The Actuary> Now they've become land whores and Diploma Mills.
[18:09] <@Shaldra Darkness> I'm sure we all expected it to happen sometime.
[18:09] <The Actuary> Still, it brings a chuckle to me.
[18:10] <@Shaldra Darkness> I'm glad you're in good spirits.
[18:10] <starcat> Hooray, happy times are here again!
[18:10] * The Actuary curls up near mother
[18:11] * starcat is now known as starcat!
[18:11] <starcat!> :D good.
[18:11] <@Shaldra Darkness> Sorry about that, apparently we needed a pseudo-mother future-daughter talk.
[18:11] <starcat!> It happens. :D
[18:12] <starcat!> I mean, I'm sure people get annoyed when the Inevitable Solarchos Talk happens.
[18:12] <@Shaldra Darkness> You've had more of those?
[18:13] * starcat! thinks
[18:13] <starcat!> Not for a few weeks.
[18:14] * @Shaldra Darkness brushes a few tiger lilies away so they don't get crushed
[18:14] * @Furu falls in from the ceiling.
[18:14] <@Shaldra Darkness> huh.
[18:14] <@Shaldra Darkness> Spider-Furu?
[18:17] <starcat!> What's with that?
[18:17] <@Furu> D: I was clinging to the ceiling.
[18:18] <starcat!> Why?
[18:18] * stays curled up, eyes closed, purring
[18:18] <The Actuary> ^
[18:19] * @Shaldra Darkness smiles softly and strokes Noriko's hair.
[18:19] * The Actuary curls up into a smaller, almost impossible ball.
[18:20] <@Shaldra Darkness> hehehehe :)
[18:20] <@Furu> Practicing my stealth movez
[18:21] <@Shaldra Darkness> Who knew she could be this cute.
[18:22] * The Actuary is sleeping cutely :3
[18:23] <@Furu> :|
[18:24] <@Shaldra Darkness> what, Furu?
[18:24] <@Shaldra Darkness> Too cute to be mad at?
[18:25] <mamott99> (( I'm quickly popping in and letting Shal know there has been a PM waiting for her since Friday. :P ))
[18:25] <@Shaldra Darkness> (( I saw! Awesome Touka pic~ :3 ))
[18:25] <starcat!> ..."cute" right
[18:26] <starcat!> sternkatze has different definitions of cute...<_<
[18:26] <@Furu> If I were to call her cute right now she'd probably not appreciate it much.
[18:26] <starcat!> She can hear you?
[18:27] <mamott99> (( You can't resist. ))
[18:27] <mamott99> (( ... and I have to leave for class. >_< ))
[18:27] *** mamott99 has left #suburbansenshi2
[18:27] <@Shaldra Darkness> (( D: I know that feeling man ))
[18:27] // GINGA net.news FLASH // · · Astronomers can no longer detect electromangetic radiation from 14th of the galaxy · ·
[18:27] <@Shaldra Darkness> Hmm, he's working fast.
[18:28] <starcat!> 14th WHAT?
[18:28] <starcat!> 1/14th?
[18:29] <starcat!> the 14th sector?
[18:29] <starcat!> The 14th Dalai Lama?
[18:29] // GINGA net.news FLASH // · · 1/4th :P · ·
[18:29] <starcat!> Space Nazis?
[18:29] <starcat!> See that's MUCH better. :P
[18:29] <starcat!> Now the Space Nazis have less fuel!
[18:29] <@Furu> (( so uh if Jedite's gonna destroy the galaxy that kinda puts a damper on one of my plans >_> ))
[18:29] <starcat!> Hurrah!
[18:29] <starcat!> (( SPACE NAZIS ))
[18:29] <starcat!> (( ALSO PIRATE TACOS ))
[18:30] <The Actuary> (( The galaxy isn't being destroyed. ))
[18:30] <The Actuary> (( Astronomer's just can't see it for some reason. ))
[18:30] <@Shaldra Darkness> (( YET ))
[18:30] <The Actuary> (( No, it's not being destroyed. At all. ))
[18:30] <starcat!> (( BLINDFOLDED ))
[18:30] <@Shaldra Darkness> (( Hey I never said you'd be the one destroying it. ))
[18:31] <starcat!> (( is Jedite inflating himself to block out the galaxy :O ))
[18:31] <The Actuary> (( XD ))
[18:31] <The Actuary> (( No XD ))
[18:31] <The Actuary> (( All the newsflashes prior have been logical progressions. ))
[18:31] <starcat!> (( Boo. ))
[18:31] <starcat!> (( Crush my hopes and dreams, why don't you. ))
[18:32] <The Actuary> (( Though notall the pieces are given, nor will they be shown. ))
[18:32] <starcat!> (( Next thing you know the Hello kitty Pullip will be canceled D: ))
[18:32] <starcat!> (( and and and you'll burn my bookshelves ))
[18:32] <starcat!> (( oh god don't burn my books >< ))
[18:32] <starcat!> (( nooooooooessssssssssss ))
[18:32] <@Furu> (( Well I was gonna introduce an alien soon so XD; ))
[18:32] <The Actuary> (( what's a pullip, one of those discs african tribespeople stick in their lower lips? ))
[18:32] * starcat! is away: ((PROTECT THE PRECIOUS(ES)))
[18:33] <starcat!> (( http://www.thevalleyofthedolls.com/dollshop.php/Pre-Order/Hello_Kitty ))
[18:33] * starcat! is away: it's a doll :P
[18:34] *** LOL HWLLO KITTY IUS SWALLOWING HER HEAD
[18:34] *** ^ HELLO KITTY IS SWALLOWING HER HEAD
[18:34] <@Furu> (( Iguess space travel is unpossible right now? ))
[18:34] <The Actuary> (( it's like a giant predator is swallowing that girl from behind ))
[18:34] <The Actuary> (( umm... ))
[18:35] <@Shaldra Darkness> (( nyumnyumnyum ))
[18:35] *** man give it 24 hours.
[18:35] <@Raihosha> (( What, he's building a Mars diameter Dyson Sphere around us? ))
[18:36] <@Furu> (( oh s[BLEEP]t SPHERES ))
[18:36] <@Furu> (( SPHERES ARE NEVER GOOD ))
[18:36] *** Nope!
[18:36] *** Arrgh, beter to just end it now XD
[18:36] *** Dyne [dyne@avalanchehq.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[18:36] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Dyne
[18:36] <@Shaldra Darkness> (( Globes aren't generally good too. ))
[18:37] <@Raihosha> (( And of course, it has to be close to us, unless Xadium forgot the speed of light? ))
[18:37] <Dyne> Bah wip gra nah wip nini bon
[18:37] *** No I have not.
[18:37] <@Shaldra Darkness> (( You know that's why they called the Sorcery Globe a Globe and not a tower. ))
[18:37] <@Furu> (( You don't have to! I'm not ready to introduce the guy yet anyway >_> ))
[18:37] <@Shaldra Darkness> Dyne's either gone insane, high, or taken over by aliens.
[18:38] <Dyne> No, I just watched the 80s Transformers movie. XD
[18:38] <@Raihosha> Bah wip gra nah wip nini bon.
[18:38] <The Actuary> He's speaking junkion.
[18:38] <@Shaldra Darkness> aren't you sleeping.
[18:39] <The Actuary> autonomic brain is working.
[18:39] <@Shaldra Darkness> Ahhh.
[18:39] <@Michael d> SLEEEEEEP
[18:39] *** the stars seem to wink out one after another all over the night sky
[18:39] <@Furu> ....
[18:40] <starcat!> (( Er, it's night now? ))
[18:40] <starcat!> (( o_O ))
[18:40] *** all over the planet cellphone communcations simply stop as orbital sattelites are DO NOT COMPLAIN
[18:40] <@Shaldra Darkness> (( somewhere in the world it is! ))
[18:40] * @Raihosha has Aescapulus shift wholly into hyperspace and go on red alert.
[18:40] *** *headdesk*
[18:41] *** hypespace is incredibly turbulent at the moment
[18:41] <starcat!> (( Well yes but how would we notice them here like that <_< ))
[18:41] <@Shaldra Darkness> (( And Technically it's around 11 PM in tokyo right now. ))
[18:41] <Scarlet> What the...My cellphone just...
[18:41] <Dyne> Hi, Scarlet-chan. ^_^
[18:41] <starcat!> (( Well yes, but we've always played it previously as --wait, only 11 pm? ))
[18:41] <starcat!> (( it's MUCH more different than that ))
[18:41] <Suu> What's wrong with the sky?
[18:41] <starcat!> (( more like 4am or something ))
[18:41] <@Raihosha> (( In which case it remains in normal space, but time shifted as per normal. ^_^ ))
[18:41] <starcat!> (( anyways -- shutting up now :) ))
[18:42] <Scarlet> Dyne, my cellphone...
[18:42] <@Shaldra Darkness> (( either way it's LATE XD ))
[18:42] <@Raihosha> (( Thanks, Noriko. ^_^ ))
[18:42] *** The telecom sattelites have been destroyed.
[18:42] <starcat!> (( Actually it might be more like 6am by now >_> ))
[18:42] *** Namely because they were knocked out of the way
[18:42] <Scarlet> Oh man, where's the land line phone?
[18:42] * starcat! is away: =D; sorry living in that timezone attuned me to it
[18:42] * Dyne hands it to her.* Right here.
[18:43] *** By the approximately 50,000 starships in orbit.
[18:43] * Scarlet calls the penthouse, but there's only the answering machine.
[18:43] <Scarlet> Well, at least Suu knows that if there's an emergency, she needs to go here if school isn't in session, or stay at CLAMP Gakuen.
[18:43] *** The entire planet has been surrounded on all sides by a sheer wall of battle cruisers
[18:43] * Scarlet calls Potamos
[18:43] <Yaijinden> AWESOME!
[18:43] * @Shaldra Darkness gets up and steps outsi--
[18:44] <@Shaldra Darkness> ...
[18:44] *** all the battle cruisers have weapons hot and aimed at the pnaet's surface.
[18:44] <Potamos> Scaa-chan, something REALLY WEIRD is going on, mitai na...
[18:44] <@Shaldra Darkness> huh.
[18:44] <Yaijinden> No huh about it!
[18:44] <@Raihosha> (( Just to annoy starcat and Xadium, it's 7:43 am in Tokyo... ^_^ ))
[18:44] * Suu arrives at the house and sees Shaldra. "What are you looking at, Shaldra-neesan?"
[18:44] <Suu> (( Rai you killjoy :) ))
[18:44] *** Well it is DARK NOW BECAUSE THEY ARE BLOCKING OUT THE SUN.
[18:44] <starcat!> (( I just looked that up actually <_< ))
[18:44] * @Shaldra Darkness points up.
[18:44] <Yaijinden> Let's see, now that we're all going to die, what am I going to do with the remaining hours of my life.
[18:44] <Dyne> Hmm... I have a really bad feeling about this...
[18:44] * starcat! is away: it only proves my point XD
[18:45] <Suu> UFOs?
[18:45] <@Michael d> holy s[BLEEP]t, what the hell is going on
[18:45] <@Furu> Where's Leonaidas when you need him.
[18:45] <Yaijinden> UFOs with heavy weapons.
[18:45] * Yaijinden gives Suu a hug
[18:45] <@Raihosha> I thought you couldn't die, Yai?
[18:45] * Yuuki somewhere is going OH MY GAWD THIS IS SOOOOOO TOTALLY COOL! while looking up at the UFO's
[18:45] * Yaijinden gives Michael a hug
[18:45] <@Shaldra Darkness> Now, should I watch or retreat into the TARDIS.
[18:45] <Suu> Uh...is this...
[18:45] * Yaijinden gives Raihosha a hug
[18:45] <@Shaldra Darkness> ... I'm going to be dumb and watch.
[18:45] * Yaijinden gives Shaldra a hug
[18:45] * Yaijinden gives Furu a hug
[18:45] *** The electromagnetetic disturbance caused by the ships just BEING there is disrupting most electrical equiptment on the planet.
[18:45] * @Raihosha gives Yai a grope for luck. ^_^
[18:45] * Yaijinden gives Dyne a hug and a healthy pat on his behind ♡
[18:46] *** birds are confused and start going to sleep
[18:46] * Potamos tries to contact Genty but can't...
[18:46] <Dyne> You're not allowed to do that.
[18:46] <@Michael d> Oh noes, my planet
[18:46] <@Shaldra Darkness> The Yaoi level is slowly moving over 9000.
[18:46] <CardShopOnna> ...f[BLEEP]k, I'm gonna die a virgin.
[18:46] <Yaijinden> I can help you fix that!
[18:46] *** The ships beging charging all their guns gundam style, which means bright blue particles being sucked into the barrels.
[18:46] <@Shaldra Darkness> Armageddon = Yaoi wait what?
[18:46] * starcat! waggles her eyebrows
[18:46] * starcat! is back
[18:46] <starcat!> The power's off at my place.
[18:47] *** The collected weapons glow a birght red, bathing the entire planet in a hellish red glow.
[18:47] <@Michael d> .......i want my mommy
[18:47] <Yaijinden> Well, I may not have the time to.
[18:47] * BackdraftBuster is back
[18:47] <@Shaldra Darkness> Okay so we have an interstellar threat-- WHY ARE THE ARMIES NOT HERE?
[18:47] <starcat!> I want my fiance. :<
[18:47] <BackdraftBuster> (( . . . ))
[18:47] *** Everything goes deathly quiet
[18:47] <Dyne> O_o
[18:47] <@Shaldra Darkness> I mean we have what 8 of them hanging out here.
[18:48] <@Shaldra Darkness> WHY ARE THEY NOT AROUND NOW.
[18:48] * // J_Daito // appears.
[18:48] <starcat!> Because they take time to deploy.
[18:48] <starcat!> :/
[18:48] * @Raihosha thinks this is going to make his job a bit more difficult.
[18:48] * // J_Daito // nods to everyone in a manly way.
[18:48] <@Shaldra Darkness> The logic of this planet CONFOUNDS me.
[18:48] * // J_Daito // turns and looks up at the skies and waves.
[18:48] <Potamos> GENTY!!!!!!!
[18:48] *** the ships slowly back away, depowering their weapons
[18:48] <Yaijinden> I would wager the sheer numbers.
[18:48] <Suu> Uh...
[18:48] <starcat!> What, you expected them to be instantly ready for everything?
[18:48] *** the ships turn and slowly proceeds out of the solar system.
[18:49] <Yaijinden> When you have enough ships to blot out the-- it's you!
[18:49] * Suu looks over at Jedite...
[18:49] <@Raihosha> Nice work, Jedite.
[18:49] * // J_Daito // walks off without saying another word.
[18:49] <Suu> Are they...old friends of yours?
[18:49] <starcat!> Well, Solar's might be ready instantly somehow, but he's not here.
[18:49] <@Michael d> the....hell
[18:49] <Dyne> Well... that was weird.
[18:49] <@Furu> That didn't even make any sense!
[18:49] * // J_Daito // is away: :)
[18:49] * BackdraftBuster is away: call me when the doom Bull is done
[18:49] <Scarlet> Tell me about it.
[18:49] <Dyne> Though... what's it look like outside?
[18:49] <CardShopOnna> ...f[BLEEP]k now I'm not going to die a virgin
[18:50] <starcat!> Sunny(er).
[18:50] <Yaijinden> S[BLEEP]t, woman, make up your mind!
[18:50] <The Actuary> (( Wow blue what the hell ))
[18:50] * Potamos checks her cellphone...
[18:50] <Future Furu 2.0> Well if you don't wanna die a virgin |:D <:D |:D <:D |:D
[18:50] * @Raihosha checks up...The chiefs of 33 nations are unavailable changing pants.
[18:50] <CardShopOnna> ?
[18:50] *** It'sll take a bit but thetelecoms system is being restored
[18:50] <starcat!> (( We're not allowed to threaten the earth with thousands of warships? D: ))
[18:50] <Future Furu 2.0> I'm available~
[18:50] <CardShopOnna> Meh. Not my type.
[18:50] <Yaijinden> I can see clearly now, the rain is gone!
[18:51] <Future Furu 2.0> (( OUR BEES WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN ))
[18:51] <Yaijinden> Rain of death.
[18:51] <starcat!> ¬_¬
[18:51] <starcat!> Future-niisan.
[18:51] * Potamos decides to use the materia and try to find Genty at Blue Zero
[18:51] <@Raihosha> (( No, he just doesn't want to be around for it... ))
[18:51] * @Shaldra Darkness breaks into a fit of laughter.
[18:51] <The Actuary> (( well he could have just waited without making a scene. ))
[18:51] <Scarlet> Shaldra?
[18:52] <The Actuary> (( I mean geez Sidebar is RIGHT there. ))
[18:52] <starcat!> (( Yep. :3 ))
[18:52] <Yaijinden> (( Pit topic. C'mawnnao. ))
[18:52] <@Shaldra Darkness> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
[18:52] * CardShopOnna comes walking up, holding a six pack.
[18:52] <The Actuary> (( Yes you're right v_V ))
[18:52] <Yaijinden> I live!
[18:52] <Future Furu 2.0> ?
[18:52] <@Raihosha> (( We aren't used to the sidebar yet. Give it time to become a reflex. ))
[18:52] <Yaijinden> We live another day!
[18:52] <starcat!> (( ... ))
[18:52] * The Actuary is away: back soon
[18:52] <@Shaldra Darkness> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahaha Ahaha.... ha...
[18:52] <Yaijinden> At least until we die!
[18:52] <starcat!> (( it's supposed to take time to become a reflex? o_o ))
[18:53] * Yaijinden celebrates by cracking up
[18:53] * CardShopOnna holds up a beer "The world is saved, let's drink to that."
[18:53] * Dyne hugs Scarlet.*
[18:53] <starcat!> ¬_¬ Your roboty friend thing was here earlier.
[18:53] <@Raihosha> (( You have to train reflexes, they don't just pop up fully formed... ))
[18:53] <Scarlet> ...This day is weird.
[18:53] <starcat!> (( ...they DON'T? ))
[18:53] <@Shaldra Darkness> Hoo, I get it.
[18:53] <@Shaldra Darkness> Smart one, Jedite.
[18:53] <Dyne> At least you're all right. ♡
[18:53] <Suu> Can you explain, or is it a grownup thing?
[18:54] <@Shaldra Darkness> Jedite wanted to prove to us that, if he wanted to, he could murder us all.
[18:54] <Yaijinden> Toss me one of those.
[18:54] <Suu> Ah.
[18:54] <@Shaldra Darkness> I've done that before. I'm impressed.
[18:54] * CardShopOnna unhooks a can from the sixpack and hands it to Yaijinden. "Japanese beer kinda sucks."
[18:55] <CardShopOnna> Four left, anyone want some?
[18:55] <@Raihosha> My opinion of him has gone up. His luck is abysmal, though. But he is a canny one, and bears careful notice.
[18:55] * @Shaldra Darkness applauds to Jedite, where ever her is.
[18:55] <@Shaldra Darkness> ^he
[18:56] * CardShopOnna isn't really attracted to blondes.
[18:56] <Yaijinden> It's better than the three-point s[BLEEP]t I grew up around.
[18:56] * Yaijinden cracks it open and drinks
[18:56] *** @Wolfwood [HungryliketheWolf@UNIT.japan-node1.int] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[18:56] *** spiritflame sets mode +o @Wolfwood

[18:56] <@spiritflame> Irasshai @Wolfwood
[18:56] <CardShopOnna> Anyone? Beer?
[18:57] <starcat!> Hooray, now I can die happy <3
[18:57] * starcat! glomps Brad-kun
[18:57] <CardShopOnna> Believe me, after that s[BLEEP]t we need a drink.
[18:57] <@Raihosha> Sorry, I prefer my sake. *waves flask*
[18:57] <@Wolfwood> Hey sweetie.
[18:57] <@Furu> 9_9
[18:57] <CardShopOnna> Good stuff, that sake...
[18:58] <Yaijinden> In fact, we could use three.
[18:58] *** Potamos [kawanami_hiromi@seihanazono.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[18:58] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Potamos
[18:58] * Potamos comes waddling over
[18:58] * Yaijinden takes a deep swig, twitching as the booze goes down
[18:58] <Potamos> Where's...my husband?
[18:58] <starcat!> Whaaat, niisan?
[18:58] * @Wolfwood returns the hug
[18:58] * BackdraftBuster is away: dinner's ready anyways
[18:59] <Potamos> Good, he's here...
[18:59] <Potamos> Oh, man, everyone's here...
[18:59] <Yaijinden> Here he comes, there he goes.
[18:59] <Dyne> Hi, Pota-chan.
[18:59] <Potamos> *whew* That was scary...I was afraid I was going to go into labor right there...
[18:59] <Yaijinden> Everyone's here. Let's have a Life Day Barbeque!
[18:59] <Yaijinden> It's Life Day somewhere in the universe, we'll celebrate it too.
[19:00] * Yaijinden is away: now all we have to do is hunt down some wookies to teach us how to do it
[19:00] * @Wolfwood lays on the couch with an icepack
[19:00] * @Shaldra Darkness goes back inside and sits down again
[19:00] <Scarlet> Life Day...Isn't that the Wookie Christmas?
[19:00] * @Raihosha takes a big swig of sake.
[19:00] <Dyne> It is. And how many of us have scars from learning about it from the Star Wars Christmas special?
[19:01] * CardShopOnna gives Dyne a beer "Sounds like you need to forget, here, let me help"
[19:02] <starcat!> What's wrong, Brad-kun?
[19:02] <Dyne> No thanks, I don't drink.
[19:02] <@Wolfwood> MIgraine
[19:03] * @Wolfwood takes his medfs
[19:03] <Yaijinden> I'll drink it for him!
[19:03] <@Wolfwood> *meds
[19:03] <starcat!> ooh.
[19:03] <Yaijinden> There are no Wookies in this neighborhood, dammit.
[19:03] * starcat! kisses his forehead gently
[19:03] <starcat!> Feel better. :)
[19:04] <@Wolfwood> I will love, soon I hope.
[19:04] <Dyne> Plus I forget all of my pains just being with Scarlet.* *^_^*
[19:04] <starcat!> Hey, did you say something about barbecue, Yai?
[19:04] <starcat!> ...mmm, barbecue.
[19:04] <Yaijinden> I did say something about barbeque.
[19:05] <Yaijinden> We just don't have the Wookies to show us how to do it Life Day style, so we're going to have to improvise.
[19:05] <Yaijinden> WHAR BE THE GRILL AND THE MEATS FOR THE EATING
[19:05] *** @Raihosha [visitor@nacom.aegis.int] has left #suburbansenshi2 (as the universe wills.)
[19:05] * @Furu rolls around
[19:06] * CardShopOnna cracks open (another) beer.
[19:07] * Yaijinden is away: by the powers that be i will rustle up some ribs!
[19:07] <@Wolfwood> I'll go buy some meat.
[19:07] <@Wolfwood> If you want.
[19:08] <Yaijinden> do want :3
[19:08] * Yaijinden is away: seriously now we need that grill
[19:09] <CardShopOnna> A little hibachi, huh...
[19:09] <@Wolfwood> Up to you guys
[19:09] <CardShopOnna> Do you think we could make do with some charcoal on the ground?
[19:09] <@Furu> I will go for that!
[19:09] <starcat!> Aw, you shouldn't go.
[19:10] <starcat!> You need to rest.
[19:10] <@Wolfwood> But we need meat.
[19:10] <starcat!> I'll go get it!
[19:10] <starcat!> What kind do you want?
[19:11] <@Wolfwood> Chicken.
[19:11] <@Wolfwood> Steak chicken and ribs.
[19:11] <CardShopOnna> Brats.
[19:12] * starcat! salutes
[19:12] <starcat!> Anything else?
[19:12] <CardShopOnna> BACON
[19:12] <starcat!> (Ribs -- beef or pork?)
[19:12] <@Wolfwood> A hug and a kiss?
[19:12] * starcat! giggles
[19:12] * starcat! gives him a hug and a kiss before she goes ♡
[19:13] <@Wolfwood> =D
[19:13] * Dyne invites Scarlet to join him on the nearest couch.*
[19:13] * starcat! is away: Getting meat <3
[19:14] * Scarlet sits down by Dyne, waiting for the barbecue to begin.
[19:14] <@Furu> :3
[19:15] * Dyne begins to give her a shoulder rub.* You're tense, hon.
[19:16] * @Wolfwood lights a smoke
[19:18] <Yaijinden> GRILL
[19:18] * Yaijinden gets Big Gas Grill from Cargo Pants of Holding
[19:18] * Yaijinden gets Propane Tank from Cargo Pants of Holding
[19:18] * Yaijinden fiddles with the bits and sets things up
[19:19] <Yaijinden> Flame-broiled, b[BLEEP]ches.
[19:20] * Yaijinden disappears into the kitchen and returns with some corn and some potatoes and some aluminium flail
[19:20] <@Wolfwood> I lurvs that girl.
[19:20] <Yaijinden> And the beaaaaans
[19:20] <Yaijinden> And the cooooorns
[19:21] <Yaijinden> nom nom nom gonna be good or terrible. Someone get some of the Duff! I drunk better when I'm cooked.
[19:22] * starcat! is back
[19:22] * Yaijinden is on beer #3 now
[19:22] * starcat! has several grocery bags with meat :D
[19:22] * @Wolfwood helps her
[19:22] <starcat!> Aw, thank you. ^_^
[19:22] * Yaijinden fires the grill up
[19:22] <Yaijinden> GIMMIE MEATS
[19:23] * starcat! gives Yai meats!
[19:23] * CardShopOnna takes another beer and hands the rest to Yai.
[19:24] * Yaijinden finishes off beer #3 and starts on #4
[19:24] * Yaijinden disappears back into the house for sauces and spices
[19:25] * Yaijinden returns and inspects the sizzle, before seasoning lightly and putting the cover down
[19:26] <starcat!> Smells delicious. *_*
[19:27] <Yaijinden> I honor my murr'can ancestry through service of this nature.
[19:29] * Yaijinden kicks back and takes his time with #4
[19:29] <@Furu> :r
[19:29] <@Furu> Want meeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatz
[19:30] <starcat!> You have meats.
[19:30] * starcat! points to the gigai
[19:31] <Yaijinden> Things take time silly person.
[19:31] <Yaijinden> The right time for everything.
[19:31] <@Furu> :[
[19:31] <starcat!> Soon, the time will come for barbecue.
[19:32] <@Wolfwood> It cans be maet times?
[19:33] <Yaijinden> It can be maets time now b[BLEEP]ch!
[19:33] <Yaijinden> Enjoy your salmonella. :3
[19:34] <Yaijinden> ♫
[19:34] * Yaijinden flips things
[19:34] <@Furu> DX
[19:36] *** Dyne [dyne@avalanchehq.com] has left #suburbansenshi2
[19:37] * @Furu watches the meats with interest
[19:37] * @Furu changes topic to `X needs an Ikuko and Shingo for Remoon. | [19:33] <Yaijinden> Enjoy your salmonella. :3 `
[19:38] <@Furu> That little red @ isn't just for show!
[19:38] <starcat!> Yep.
[19:38] <starcat!> You can change the TOPIC, not just the film reels!
[19:38] * starcat! high-fives niisan!
[19:38] <@Wolfwood> Heh.
[19:38] * Yaijinden checks the foods
[19:38] <Yaijinden> WHO WANTS THE CORN
[19:39] <starcat!> I wants a corm :x
[19:39] <@Wolfwood> GENTLEMEN.
[19:39] * Yaijinden prepares one stick of butter on a plate, shucks a corn on the cob, and rolls it lovingly
[19:39] <@Wolfwood> BEHOLD......CORN.
[19:39] *** star-cat [1445juubanaltserv.s-c-m@mediacat.starcat.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:39] <@spiritflame> Irasshai star-cat
[19:39] <star-cat> i want meat
[19:39] <star-cat> i want it nao b[BLEEP]ch
[19:39] <starcat!> My meat.
[19:39] <starcat!> o_O
[19:39] <Yaijinden> man
[19:39] <Yaijinden> tits or gtfo
[19:39] <@Wolfwood> ....
[19:39] <starcat!> what
[19:39] <@Wolfwood> two of them?
[19:39] <star-cat> that wat she said
[19:40] <starcat!> O_o WHAT
[19:40] <star-cat> lulz
[19:40] <Yaijinden> What I told your mom lol! Now tits or GTFO.
[19:40] <Yaijinden> nom nom
[19:41] * star-cat points 2 da gurl over there
[19:41] <star-cat> tits see lol
[19:41] <starcat!> MY tits, thank you!
[19:41] <starcat!> They are MINE, and possibly Brad's sometimes, but mostly mine!
[19:41] <starcat!> Not yours!
[19:42] * @Wolfwood gives a thumbs up
[19:42] <star-cat> cmon share
[19:42] * Yaijinden peeks, and flips one more time
[19:43] <starcat!> No! S:
[19:43] <starcat!> D:
[19:43] * starcat! crosses her arms over her chest D:
[19:43] <@Wolfwood> No.
[19:44] <@Wolfwood> Back off mein womans.
[19:45] <Yaijinden> And and nearly...
[19:45] * star-cat steals uncooked meat
[19:45] <Yaijinden> Chickin ready, steak will take a bit more.
[19:45] *** star-cat [1445juubanaltserv.s-c-m@mediacat.starcat.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (later b[BLEEP]chez)
[19:46] <starcat!> o_O
[19:46] * starcat! looks at star-cat.
[19:46] *** star-cat is human. Completely human. Your average summer-tanned male, complete with golden-copper hair, muscles, and a short-man attitude. (He's an inch under average and feels it.) The only things not average about him are his weird coppery-red eyes.

[19:46] <starcat!> I'm a little scared.
[19:46] * Yaijinden throws a breast on a plate, ketchups it up, and noms away
[19:46] * starcat! washes down the fear with delicious beef :3
[19:48] * @Wolfwood enjoys the chicken
[19:49] <starcat!> well-done is for weird people
[19:49] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Furu is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[19:49] <@Furu> I want beef tooooo
[19:50] <Yaijinden> Hokay!
[19:50] * Yaijinden cracks the grill open
[19:50] <Yaijinden> How red you want it?
[19:50] <Yaijinden> I prefer mine seared, so if you delay you'll get one seared too.
[19:50] <@Furu> I'll go with that
[19:51] <Yaijinden> Like the flesh of my enemies!
[19:51] * Yaijinden puts it down a bit longer and gnaws on the cob some more
[19:54] <@Furu> You have enemies?
[19:54] <Yaijinden> Probably.
[19:55] <Yaijinden> I don't know them off the top of my head, but that's whatever I said.
[19:55] * @Wolfwood further enjoys chicken.
[19:55] * Yaijinden takes a t-bone from the grill and cuts it experimentally
[19:55] <Yaijinden> Yessssss.
[19:55] * Yaijinden turns down the fire and retreats for A1
[19:57] <@Furu> :O~~
[19:59] * CardShopOnna gets a brat and bites in. Yum.
[20:00] <CardShopOnna> You're a good cook, scraggly hair man whose name I don't know.
[20:02] <Yaijinden> Yaijinden. I have no idea if I introduced myself when I took a look at yr shop.
[20:03] <CardShopOnna> Yaijinden...that mean anything?
[20:04] <Yaijinden> Inherently? Only the meaning I attach to it. It started off as something of a pseudonym, really-- I do a little dabbling into the occult around here, and a proper "wizarding name" or somesuch is par for the course.
[20:04] <CardShopOnna> So it's your stage name per se?
[20:05] * @Wolfwood is away: massive OOC headace
[20:06] <Yaijinden> Something like, yeah. It's at least manageably pronouncable by the locals, which helps a whole lot so that they don't stumble over gaijin phonics whenever I introduce myself.
[20:06] * @Furu still goes :r at steaks
[20:07] <Yaijinden> Are you not eating for... like... a reason?
[20:08] <CardShopOnna> Heh, everyone calls me Kaadoya-san for that reason. "Card Shop Lady."
[20:09] <Yaijinden> Heh. You have an actual name, I take it?
[20:10] *** @Furu [dangerhighvoltage@1.21.jigawatts.net] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Must go D:)
[20:17] * Yaijinden cues up Tony vs. Paul
[20:20] <CardShopOnna> Yeah...it's kinda embarrasing.
[20:21] <Yaijinden> Embarassing enough to prevent you from enjoying teh meats?
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[20:22] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Kimiko
[20:22] <CardShopOnna> Uh no.
[20:22] * starcat! looks at Kimiko.
[20:22] *** Kimiko is what appears to be a white haired, greyblued-eyed 7 or 8 year old girl. She is charming, quiet, likes to smile, and belongs to Aya Mitsuske. Although she does not look like it, she is an illegally created android using the technologies of Naomi-Corp.

[20:23] <CardShopOnna> Thing is the people here kept on getting it wrong so that's why I switched to Kaadoya-san.
[20:25] *** David O`Cain [JRPMoonSoldier@MKArmyRanger.mil] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:25] <@spiritflame> Irasshai David O`Cain
[20:25] *** Kimiko [angelandroid@basement.lodge.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:25] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Kimiko
[20:25] <David O`Cain> Erg, evening, folks.
[20:26] <Yaijinden> Aaaaaah. Well, Kaadoya-san, I hope you'll forgive me if I forget the honorifics from here on out.
[20:26] * Kimiko smells the cooking food and her tummy rumbles.
[20:26] * Yaijinden waves to David and warily eyes the girl for any nearby plushies
[20:27] <CardShopOnna> That's fine, I'm much as gaijin as you are
[20:27] <Yaijinden> Excellent! The day is settled then, and we've all been infected by the TARDIS memetics so conversation is awesome.
[20:28] <David O`Cain> Any new happenings lately?
[20:29] * Kimiko goes over to the man with the steaks and looks up at him in a pitying manner, hunger, and a little bit of something else, in her eyes.
[20:30] <Yaijinden> Well, it isn't as though we aren't all just about independantly wealthy.
[20:30] <Yaijinden> Can you work a fork and knife, kiddo?
[20:31] * Kimiko nods.
[20:31] <Yaijinden> Well, David, Jedite demonstrated his capability to destroy the world earlier today, and we (I) am celebrating the continued existence of Earth with a barbeque.
[20:31] * David O`Cain plops down on a sofa and rests his head on the back of the sofa
[20:32] <David O`Cain> Somehow I ain't surprised about Jed.
[20:32] * Yaijinden cuts off a hunk of steak and a portion of a chicken and puts it on a plate for the small one
[20:34] * David O`Cain holds his head for a bit, rubbing the temples
[20:34] <Yaijinden> Hungry?
[20:35] * Kimiko smiles in delight and looks around for a fork and a knife.
[20:36] * Yaijinden supplies a plastic pair of aforementioned, too
[20:36] <David O`Cain> Anything else I should know about? Like what Slots has been up to?
[20:37] <Yaijinden> Ha! Funny story, that. In theory, the next time things come to a head, this comes to a close.
[20:37] <Yaijinden> I secretly think Slots is aiming to replace his boss, but that's neither here nor there.
[20:38] <Suu> Oh, d-sensei got some of his powers back...Namely his power to transform
[20:38] <starcat!> Small child :o
[20:38] <starcat!> but...steeeaaak.
[20:39] <Yaijinden> Don't mind her yet.
[20:39] <starcat!> eh?
[20:39] <starcat!> Only if you bribe me with steak will I ignore the child.
[20:39] <David O`Cain> Suu - Oh, good. Hope Mike gets his stuff back in full.
[20:40] * Yaijinden offers starcat steak
[20:40] <starcat!> Mmm, steak. :D
[20:41] * Kimiko eats the steak and wishes that the chatbox would stop eating her posts.
[20:41] <David O`Cain> Steaks? Got A1 to go with them?
[20:41] * Suu eats her Leeroy Jenkins Chicken
[20:42] <Yaijinden> I do indeed! And a few others if you desire.
[20:42] <starcat!> Worcestershire sauce?
[20:42] <Kimiko> Tasty.
[20:42] <David O`Cain> Yai - Gimme a KC strip steak and the A1 Bold & Spicy, please.
[20:42] <SaiyaJedi> I like steak!!!
[20:43] * @Wolfwood is back
[20:43] <Yaijinden> Too bad!
[20:43] <@Wolfwood> I feel better
[20:43] * Yaijinden throws a steak on a plate for David and a steak on a plate for SJ
[20:43] * SaiyaJedi has a sixth sense when it comes to the presence of food
[20:43] * SaiyaJedi thanks Yai and digs in
[20:44] <starcat!> Hooray!
[20:44] <Yaijinden> We've also got chicken on the grill and some corms on the conbs.
[20:44] <Yaijinden> With butter!
[20:44] * Yaijinden noms some more
[20:44] * @Wolfwood pours himself a jack and coke
[20:44] * CardShopOnna cracks one of her remaining beers.
[20:44] <David O`Cain> Thanks, man. (eats steak)
[20:44] <David O`Cain> Hey, Wolf and SJ.
[20:45] <SaiyaJedi> Yes?
[20:45] <starcat!> cooorms X3
[20:45] * starcat! eats a corm
[20:46] <SaiyaJedi> corm?
[20:46] * SaiyaJedi could go for a gin and tonic about now
[20:46] <David O`Cain> Cormy corm.
[20:46] <Yaijinden> That you have to fix yourself, buster.
[20:47] <starcat!> No bartender.
[20:47] * Kimiko finishes eating her steak and makes a really happy noise of satisfacation!
[20:48] <starcat!> ...
[20:48] * starcat! focuses on the steak
[20:48] <Yaijinden> Glad you liked it. You alone here, kiddo?
[20:48] * @Wolfwood sits next to Star
[20:48] * Kimiko sits there a moment to think and then nods.
[20:49] <David O`Cain> Wolf - How's it going, man?
[20:49] <starcat!> :D
[20:49] * SaiyaJedi has no gin or tonic :(
[20:49] <Yaijinden> Huh. No parents, people who take care of you anywhere nearby?
[20:49] <Kimiko> At home.
[20:50] * Kimiko burps and then blushes, her creamy skin gaining a pale pink tint to it.
[20:50] <Yaijinden> Where's home?
[20:50] * Yaijinden starts putting meats away for later eating
[20:50] * Kimiko points!
[20:51] <Kimiko> No wait...
[20:51] * Kimiko points in another direction.
[20:51] <Kimiko> Two homes.
[20:51] <Yaijinden> Do they know where you are?
[20:52] <Kimiko> One does.
[20:52] <starcat!> Why two homes?
[20:52] <starcat!> (Did you come from the left)
[20:52] <Kimiko> The other, she no know about me.
[20:53] <Kimiko> Because I can only go to the other home when she's not home.
[20:53] * Kimiko leaves her dirty plate on the floor in front of her.
[20:53] <starcat!> aw.
[20:54] <starcat!> How sad!
[20:54] * @Wolfwood sips his drink.
[20:54] * Kimiko shakes her head.
[20:54] <Kimiko> No, not sad.
[20:54] <Kimiko> Surprise!
[20:55] <starcat!> Surprise-desu!
[20:55] <@Wolfwood> heh.
[20:55] <SaiyaJedi> Ja nai ka?
[20:56] * Kimiko takes off her crimson cloak, folds it, and places it next to her. Beneath the cloak, she wears a frilly, blue with pink flower patterned dress. She smiles.
[20:56] <Kimiko> Hee-desu?
[20:56] * SaiyaJedi shrugs
[20:57] <David O`Cain> Mmmm, good steak. (belches)
[20:57] <@Wolfwood> (( ........dude ))
[20:57] <Yaijinden> Hitsudesu.
[20:58] <@Wolfwood> (( From the Wizard World Dark Knight panel footage: ))
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[20:58] <@spiritflame> Irasshai BackdraftBuster
[20:58] <starcat!> desudesudesumonkey
[20:58] <David O`Cain> Hey, Gent.
[20:58] <@Wolfwood> (( A coin flips onto a counter next to a glass on a bar, the bartender starts to pour the shot before looking up, his response, "Jesus, Harvey, I thought you were dead!" ))
[20:58] <BackdraftBuster> Hi Dave.
[20:58] <@Wolfwood> (( A hand picks up the shot, and it is slammed off screen before Aaron Eckhart's voice answers, "Half." ))
[20:59] <Yaijinden> desudesu~
[20:59] <starcat!> I need a hug. :(
[20:59] * starcat! is away: actually I need a walk
[20:59] <Yaijinden> Aww. Kay!
[21:00] <@Wolfwood> =<
[21:00] <Yaijinden> What's your name, kireiko?
[21:00] <@Wolfwood> Iwasgonnagiveyouahug
[21:00] <@Michael d> (( oh shi, two face get? ))
[21:00] <@Wolfwood> (( Two Face get ))
[21:01] <Kimiko> Is there a dessert?
[21:01] * Yaijinden checks
[21:01] * Kimiko blinks.
[21:01] <Kimiko> What?
[21:01] *** @Wolfwood [HungryliketheWolf@UNIT.japan-node1.int] has left #suburbansenshi2 (oh well)
[21:02] <Yaijinden> Donuts and pocky for dessert. And kireiko? Right, my Japanese is weird sometimes around here.
[21:02] <Yaijinden> You have a name, small one?
[21:03] <David O`Cain> Yai - Got any donut twists in that bunch?
[21:03] * Kimiko nods!
[21:03] <Kimiko> I'm Kimiko!!
[21:03] <Kimiko> Can I have a donut please?
[21:04] <Yaijinden> Pleased to meet you, Kimiko, and sure.
[21:04] * Kimiko smiles happily.
[21:04] <Kimiko> Thank you soooo much!
[21:04] <Yaijinden> As for your twists? I HAVE NO IDEA! Though Tim Horton's probably has them.
[21:04] <Yaijinden> Sure thing.
[21:05] <Yaijinden> Shaldra and her accompanying Canadian frosted doughy sweet things.
[21:05] <David O`Cain> Yai - Okay, how about plain ol' glazed donuts?
[21:06] <Yaijinden> That's almost for certain.
[21:06] * Yaijinden indicates the box thereabouts
[21:07] * David O`Cain snags a glazed donut as well as a chocolate cake donut
[21:07] <David O`Cain> Mmmm, donuts.
[21:07] * Kimiko takes a donut and starts to eat its chocolatey goodness.
[21:09] <BackdraftBuster> .
[21:10] * CardShopOnna 's donut sense tingles
[21:10] * Yaijinden waves to the Gentylman
[21:10] <CardShopOnna> - want dunkins...want dunkins... -
[21:10] <BackdraftBuster> Hello~
[21:10] <David O`Cain> Gent - What's up?
[21:11] <Potamos> Hey honey, mitai na...
[21:11] <Yaijinden> There are no Dunkins for here!
[21:11] *** Eryk Jones [DimensionSpy124@ctt.co.uni] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:11] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Eryk Jones
[21:11] <BackdraftBuster> Dave: Cleaning, Cooking, Killing...
[21:11] <Yaijinden> Only Horton's.
[21:11] * Potamos goes over and gives Genty a kiss and hug and sits down, she doesn't have (much) of an appetite
[21:11] * Yaijinden waves and beckons forward
[21:11] <CardShopOnna> Heh, you know what I'm talking about.
[21:11] <Eryk Jones> I've been looking for you, Genty.
[21:12] * Kimiko freezes mid-swallow as she sees the man enter.
[21:12] * BackdraftBuster waits for somebody to "ask" so he can throw out the rest of the punchline~~
[21:12] <CardShopOnna> What?
[21:13] * Kimiko keeps her eyes on him as she resumes eating her donut.
[21:13] * Eryk Jones gives a halfhearted wave to everyone as he makes his way over to Genty.
[21:13] <David O`Cain> Hi, Potamos.
[21:13] <BackdraftBuster> Chickens! Friday night, everything but feathers was a goner!
[21:13] <Yaijinden> Hoo.
[21:14] <CardShopOnna> I don't get it, but yeah.
[21:14] * CardShopOnna offers a beer
[21:14] <BackdraftBuster> (( Nobody here's ever listened to/seen The 2000 Year Old Man have they?? ))
[21:14] <Eryk Jones> ..Yeah, the humour of that joke was totaly lost on me too.
[21:14] <Yaijinden> Yay more beer!
[21:14] <Eryk Jones> (( OMG I HAVE. ))
[21:14] * Yaijinden cracks it open and guzzles
[21:14] <Yaijinden> Oh gawd I'm almost full!
[21:16] * Potamos leans her head on Genty's shoulder.
[21:16] <Yaijinden> And oh gawd, I'm going to have to start taking shots to concentrate things. My stomach isn't digesting thigns quickly enough!
[21:16] * Kimiko finishes her donut and keeps away from the purple haired man.
[21:16] <Eryk Jones> Why, what's up Yaijin?
[21:16] <BackdraftBuster> You know how in a Doctor's office they have a list of all the diseases known to medical science? I take a big old black crayon and write YES, all down it. There isn't anything that they don't know about that I haven't had. And there's a couple, that they don't know about that I've had.
[21:17] <Yaijinden> We're all alive!
[21:17] <CardShopOnna> Heh, I try to phonetically read the eye charts.
[21:17] * BackdraftBuster sits next to Potamos comfortably
[21:17] <Yaijinden> And I'm full of steak and chicken and corn and I can't get drunk!
[21:17] <Yaijinden> Not off of beer, anyhow.
[21:17] <Eryk Jones> Why not go for a stronger liqour then?
[21:18] <CardShopOnna> It's fun. They ask me to read the row and I say "YIDBWAHTIPMGH."
[21:18] * BackdraftBuster can provide on that account!
[21:18] * starcat! is back
[21:18] <CardShopOnna> I can go for some ice cream.
[21:18] <Yaijinden> That's my plan.
[21:18] <Yaijinden> ICE CREAM AND BOOZE!
[21:18] * Yaijinden is off like a wailing banshee
[21:18] <BackdraftBuster> Booze flavored Ice Cream?
[21:19] <CardShopOnna> Hey, Rum Raisin.
[21:19] <starcat!> What?
[21:19] <Eryk Jones> Is that any good?
[21:19] <starcat!> Um.
[21:19] <starcat!> D:
[21:19] <CardShopOnna> And someone's made Guinness ice cream. Haven't had it but it's probably pretty good.
[21:19] <CardShopOnna> Rum Raisin is the flavor no one wants to eat.
[21:19] <BackdraftBuster> The Ghost Light isn't real anyways. What you've gotta look out for is the Screaming Banshee. Well goodnight! ^^
[21:19] <starcat!> Wait, what's going on?!
[21:20] <starcat!> DX
[21:20] * Eryk Jones gets a call and opens up a softscreen.
[21:20] <BackdraftBuster> I am quoting ancient comedians and children's films
[21:20] * Eryk Jones frowns and quickly closes it.
[21:20] <Eryk Jones> Genty, I'll come back for you at another time.
[21:20] <Eryk Jones> We need to keep in touch.
[21:20] <BackdraftBuster> *That* is what is going on.
[21:20] <BackdraftBuster> Uh, sure thing. See ya!
[21:21] *** Eryk Jones [DimensionSpy124@ctt.co.uni] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Some important business came up back at the company. Stolen property?)
[21:21] * Kimiko yawns in a cute and tired manner.
[21:21] * Suu wonders if Judai is okay...He was probably distracted by some shiny thing at the moment the machines menaced Earth.
[21:21] <starcat!> Tiny Child is sleepy.
[21:21] <starcat!> This fascinates me for reasons unknown.
[21:22] * starcat! pokes the kid
[21:22] <BackdraftBuster> starcat has a future in the childcare field?
[21:22] <starcat!> ...LOL
[21:22] <starcat!> No.
[21:23] <starcat!> ¬_¬
[21:23] * Yaijinden re-emerges with a bottle of pepprmnt schnapps and PEPPERMINT ICE CREAMS
[21:23] <Yaijinden> I'm a slave to delicious mints.
[21:23] <Suu> I wonder if he's going to come and visit before my summer vacation is over.
[21:23] * Yaijinden serves himself up some desserts and a shot of the aforementioned
[21:23] <starcat!> It burns carbs.
[21:23] <starcat!> It just burns up all your carbs.
[21:23] <Yaijinden> Let's hope.
[21:24] <David O`Cain> With all that mint, you're gonna have fresh breath for a while.
[21:24] <BackdraftBuster> Hey, babysitting is good, easy, under the table money. Came in handy for petty spending cash back in the day.
[21:24] <CardShopOnna> Ooooh. Minty booze.
[21:24] <starcat!> ¬_¬
[21:24] <starcat!> I'm a miko, a pimp, and a princess.
[21:24] * Kimiko looks at starcat!.
[21:24] *** starcat! is a 20-year-old human woman with short, wavy brown hair and a cowbell around her neck. She seems pretty happy right now.

[21:24] <starcat!> Thanks, but I don't think babysitting is in the line for me.
[21:24] * CardShopOnna takes a shot of schnapps
[21:25] <BackdraftBuster> Didn't know about the pimp part...
[21:25] * Kimiko pokes back with a smile.
[21:25] <SaiyaJedi> Huh.
[21:25] <Yaijinden> It's strongish! Be waaaaaary.
[21:25] <starcat!> :)
[21:25] <starcat!> You don't know me.
[21:25] <Yaijinden> It'll knock you down off your feet if you beware not! And take multiple shots!
[21:25] <SaiyaJedi> I'd volunteer, but I'm a single male with a one-room apartment.
[21:25] * starcat! turns to the small child menacingly
[21:25] <Yaijinden> nom nom ice cream
[21:25] <SaiyaJedi> I'd probably lose her in the clutter.
[21:25] <starcat!> - Yes? -
[21:26] <Yaijinden> She has a couple homes, so she says. When she wakes up, she'll either find her way or be abducted.
[21:26] <Yaijinden> Or be escorted harmlessly back.
[21:26] <starcat!> Abduuuct.
[21:26] <starcat!> ab duct tape?
[21:26] * starcat! creates duct tape corset
[21:27] * starcat! wears it
[21:27] <starcat!> kekekeke
[21:27] <BackdraftBuster> Is she asleep, or just 'pretend sleeping'?
[21:27] <BackdraftBuster> Little kids *do* that you know.
[21:28] <starcat!> ...who?
[21:28] <BackdraftBuster> 'Who'? Who's on first???
[21:28] * Yaijinden indicates the Kimiko
[21:28] <Yaijinden> Either way.
[21:29] <Kimiko> ..you poked me first.
[21:29] <Kimiko> So I poked you back!
[21:29] <starcat!> She's not asleep.
[21:29] * starcat! gestures
[21:29] <starcat!> Clearly.
[21:29] <David O`Cain> What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.
[21:30] <starcat!> Yes.
[21:30] * starcat! pats the kid's head
[21:30] <starcat!> All righty.
[21:30] <Kimiko> I'm just a lil' sleepy, that's all.
[21:31] <starcat!> Aw.
[21:32] * Kimiko smiles.
[21:32] * starcat! looks at Kimiko.
[21:32] *** Kimiko is what appears to be a white haired, greyblued-eyed 7 or 8 year old girl. She is charming, quiet, likes to smile, and belongs to Aya Mitsuske. Although she does not look like it, she is an illegally created android using the technologies of Naomi-Corp.

[21:32] <starcat!> now what?
[21:32] <starcat!> So hey
[21:32] <starcat!> ¬_¬
[21:32] <starcat!> Anyways.
[21:33] <starcat!> My fianc is gone, and there's a child here.
[21:33] <BackdraftBuster> Yep
[21:33] <starcat!> sad. :<
[21:33] * Kimiko nods.
[21:33] <David O`Cain> Mmhmm.
[21:34] <Yaijinden> Yep.
[21:34] <Yaijinden> You tired enough you want to go home, Kimiko?
[21:34] <BackdraftBuster> (( we need a fourth guy so we can do the King of the Hill standing around and drinking sctick! XD ))
[21:34] <starcat!> Yai's a good daddy. :)
[21:36] * Kimiko looks up at the man named Yai, a deep and quiet glint appearing in her eyes.
[21:37] * Yaijinden tilts his head and squats down to meet her eyes
[21:39] <CardShopOnna> ...There's just me and a cat.
[21:39] * Kimiko smiles in a knowing manner.
[21:39] <Yaijinden> In the apartment you've got above the shop?
[21:40] <CardShopOnna> Yep.
[21:40] <starcat!> kitty!
[21:41] <CardShopOnna> meh, it just comes and goes. I think it's a stray.
[21:41] <CardShopOnna> And I've never been able to tell boy cats from girl cats...I don't know how often they fix their animals here either.
[21:41] <Yaijinden> So is that a yes, or a no, kiddo?
[21:41] <starcat!> Aw.
[21:42] <Kimiko> Will you stay with me?
[21:43] <Yaijinden> How long do you want it?
[21:44] * Kimiko looks at him, big eyed.
[21:44] <starcat!> Small child grows attached to Yai!
[21:45] <starcat!> I sense sitcom.
[21:45] <CardShopOnna> She's cute...
[21:45] <Yaijinden> She is.
[21:45] <Kimiko> For a long time! Till Mommy says I can't keep you anymore.
[21:45] <CardShopOnna> ...That sounded wrong for some reason. I hope she doesn't intend to suck out his brain or something.
[21:45] <David O`Cain> Aww.
[21:46] * Yaijinden smiles and stands
[21:46] <starcat!> you must always keep your guard up around the smallest ones, they attack when you're awwwing over their cuteness
[21:47] <Yaijinden> Well, I don't think I'll be able to stay that long. I've still got some things to do, so I can't stay with you tonight in any case.
[21:47] <Yaijinden> Do your parents let you out often?
[21:48] <BackdraftBuster> You were mobbed by toddler's once weren't you starcat?
[21:48] <Kimiko> My mommy likes me to go out and bring visitors with me.
[21:48] <starcat!> ¬_¬
[21:48] * CardShopOnna tosses back another shot of Schapps.
[21:48] * Kimiko pouts a little.
[21:48] <Kimiko> My mommy would love for you to spend the night.
[21:49] <Kimiko> 'cause I'd be happy if you did.
[21:49] <starcat!> Why does your mommy like you to bring home visitors?
[21:49] <Yaijinden> A potentially important question.
[21:49] * Kimiko smiles brightly.
[21:49] <Kimiko> She's an artist!
[21:50] <starcat!> (don't let her mommy touch you, Yai)
[21:50] <Yaijinden> Oooh. Do you know what kind of art she does?
[21:50] <starcat!> (if you do you will get chlamydia. And die.)
[21:51] * CardShopOnna listens in fascinated amusement.
[21:52] <BackdraftBuster> (Or go blind; I think)
[21:52] * Kimiko nods.
[21:52] <Kimiko> She paints.
[21:53] <Yaijinden> Aaah.
[21:53] <David O`Cain> (or have a really nasty rash)
[21:53] <BackdraftBuster> Painting is nice. Portraits, murals, or landscapes?
[21:54] <Kimiko> Skyscapes! Oceanscapes!
[21:54] <Kimiko> She said she tried moonscapes, but she said there wasn't enough for her there.
[21:54] <Kimiko> Moooonscapes.
[21:54] <Yaijinden> Heh.
[21:54] * Kimiko giggles.
[21:54] <starcat!> The moon is a rock.
[21:55] <BackdraftBuster> Yeah, you'd need a *really* BIG telescope to look through to do a Moonscape.
[21:55] <starcat!> Not really...
[21:55] <starcat!> you can see it pretty well with a basic one.
[21:55] <Yaijinden> Thank you for the offer, Kimiko, but I'm afraid I'm can't do that tonight. Time flies when you play with the fundamental forces of the universe!
[21:56] <Kimiko> She'll be sd..
[21:56] <starcat!> Chibi~ <3
[21:56] <BackdraftBuster> You can see the moon with a little one, but you can't see all the neat details *on* it without a powerful one.
[21:56] <Yaijinden> I know. I'm sorry. If you come back in a few days, though, we can check then.
[21:56] <BackdraftBuster> Like the leftover Lunar modules and Meteorite bits
[21:56] <Kimiko> Okay!!
[21:56] <starcat!> Yeah, but you can still get a powerful one for home use.
[21:57] <BackdraftBuster> Poweful enough to read "Goodyear" off of the tire of a Lunar Rover??
[21:57] <Yaijinden> And if you'll all excuse me, this is my cue in general to make away. The cover of night is generally best when you have to fold space in upon itself!
[21:58] <BackdraftBuster> I prefer ironing and hanging space myself.
[21:58] <starcat!> Ta!
[21:58] * Yaijinden waves to Kaadoya and starcat and David and Genty and tousles Kimiko's hair as he moves elsewhere
[21:58] <Kimiko> You're taking me home?
[21:58] <Yaijinden> If you want, yes.
[21:58] <starcat!> I'll take you home, shrimpy one.
[21:59] <starcat!> keh, not if Yai'll do it <_<
[21:59] <Yaijinden> Hee.
[21:59] * Yaijinden beckons the girl towards the door
[22:00] * Kimiko stands up, picks up her cloak, and puts it on.
[22:00] <CardShopOnna> I'm not worried. He's not some perv. He's just weird.
[22:00] <David O`Cain> Safe trip, you two.
[22:00] * Yaijinden waves again
[22:00] * Kimiko goes over to the tall man and takes his hand.
[22:01] * Yaijinden strolls out the door, Kimiko in tow
[22:01] *** Yaijinden [whee] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Who is more godless than I, that I may delight in his instruction?)
[22:01] <starcat!> a.
[22:01] <starcat!> *Ta >_>
[22:01] *** Kimiko [angelandroid@basement.lodge.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Yay!!)
[22:01] <CardShopOnna> My kinda weird...
[22:02] <starcat!> Oooh, our Yai has an admirer?
[22:02] <David O`Cain> Not sure what to call that.
[22:03] <BackdraftBuster> (Who, Kimiko the kid or Kaadoya-san?)
[22:03] <Potamos> Both, I think...
[22:03] <starcat!> Either. :D
[22:04] <BackdraftBuster> (Alrighty then!)
[22:05] <BackdraftBuster> (( /me checks something and figures he has 20ish minutes left to hang out ))
[22:06] <starcat!> So uh
[22:06] <starcat!> ...
[22:07] <David O`Cain> How's everyone else doing this evening?
[22:08] <starcat!> Good. :3
[22:09] <BackdraftBuster> Pretty good
[22:10] <David O`Cain> Awesome.
[22:16] <David O`Cain> And it got quiet.
[22:17] *** BackdraftBuster has left #suburbansenshi2 (exunt sleep)
[22:29] *** David O`Cain [JRPMoonSoldier@MKArmyRanger.mil] has quit IRC (Guess I oughta get going.)
[22:37] * starcat! yawns
[22:37] <starcat!> :<
[22:42] <starcat!> Aloooone.
[23:01] * starcat! rolls around
[23:08] * Suddenly, writing in flame appears in the air!
[23:09] <Flame Writing> I have your SPLAC girl! She's in a tower somewhere on Earth! It's up to you, adventurers, to determine which she's in and Rescue Her!
[23:10] <starcat!> o_O
[23:10] <starcat!> Well, niisan's not gonna like that.
[23:10] * starcat! rolls around again
[23:13] <Garrick> A TOWER?!
[23:13] <Garrick> WHO USES A TOWER?
[23:13] * starcat! gestures to the firey text
[23:13] <starcat!> Whoever wrote that.
[23:13] <starcat!> Also, many, many people worldwide.
[23:13] <starcat!> Depending on your definition of tower of course.
[23:14] <@Shaldra Darkness> (( LMAO starcat XD XD ))
[23:15] <Garrick> Does he mean like a castle tower
[23:15] <Garrick> Or a cellphone tower
[23:15] <Garrick> Or Trump Tower
[23:15] <Garrick> Or Tower Records
[23:15] <Garrick> OR WHAT
[23:15] <starcat!> (( oh come on like I could RESIST that ))
[23:16] <Flame Writing> Muahahahahaha...you must determine that on your own!
[23:16] <starcat!> Soooo.
[23:17] <Garrick> Aaargh.
[23:18] <starcat!> You DO find interesting definitions of tower though.
[23:18] <starcat!> See, I was thinking like...skyscraper!
[23:19] <Garrick> .....Oh.
[23:19] <starcat!> ...what?
[23:19] <starcat!> Doesn't mean it IS the answer.
[23:19] <starcat!> o_O
[23:19] <starcat!> I doubt it'd be a Tower Records though.
[23:20] * Garrick sighs frustradedly
[23:22] <Garrick> I better start looking.
[23:22] <starcat!> Have some barbecue first.
[23:22] <starcat!> You might need energy.
[23:25] * starcat! offers meats
[23:25] * Garrick eats meats :/
[23:27] <starcat!> :D
[23:27] <starcat!> There're a lot of towers in the world.
[23:29] <Garrick> Yeah.
[23:29] <Garrick> Who would even do this?
[23:31] <starcat!> Hell if I know!
[23:32] <starcat!> I wonder what niisan'll do when he hears of it.
[23:34] <starcat!> sooooooo
[23:34] <starcat!> You might start at Tokyo Tower, I guess.
[23:35] <starcat!> It's a tower.
[23:35] <Garrick> Good idea!
[23:36] * Garrick rushes off to Tokyo Tower!
[23:36] * Nope. She's not there.
[23:38] <Garrick> D: Crap.
[23:38] * Garrick returns dejectedly
[23:38] <starcat!> Aw...
[23:38] <starcat!> =(
[23:39] <Garrick> where else where else
[23:40] <starcat!> Random Office Building?
[23:40] <starcat!> I dunno. :/
[23:42] * Garrick checks a random office building!
[23:43] * You find another senshi in a similarly-striped fuku to Cardea's, but it's not Cardea!
[23:43] <Sailor Meganekko Oni Waitress> You looking for someone?
[23:44] <Sailor Meganekko Oni Waitress> Helloooo?
[23:45] * Garrick raises an eyebrow
[23:45] <Garrick> Uhh....yeah.
[23:45] <Garrick> Someone dressed almost exactly like you.
[23:45] <Sailor Meganekko Oni Waitress> I'm the only one here.
[23:45] <Sailor Meganekko Oni Waitress> Nah, my partner's gone on a snack run.
[23:46] <Garrick> Partner?
[23:46] * Sailor Meganekko Oni Waitress raises her own eyebrow
[23:47] <Sailor Meganekko Oni Waitress> Yeah, I work as a team. What's it to you?
[23:47] <Sailor Meganekko Oni Waitress> Look, whoever you're looking for, she's not here.
[23:47] * Garrick looks at Sailor Meganekko Oni Waitress.
[23:47] *** Sailor Meganekko Oni Waitress is a short, skinny girl, appearing to be about 18 years old. She has silver and gold dreaded ponytails and odd amber eyes. Her stripey fuku is boldly colored in shades of purple and pink.

[23:47] <Sailor Meganekko Oni Waitress> Or he. I don't know what you're into.
[23:48] <Garrick> The fuku is familiar.
[23:48] <Sailor Meganekko Oni Waitress> ...is it now.
[23:48] <Sailor Meganekko Oni Waitress> She's not here. Go away.
[23:48] *** !KIRBY!Euri [dreamlandsaviour@themind.euri] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:48] <@spiritflame> Irasshai !KIRBY!Euri
[23:49] * !KIRBY!Euri is here to save the day!
[23:49] * Garrick leaves!
[23:49] * looks at !KIRBY!Euri.
[23:49] *** !KIRBY!Euri is an inhabitant of Euri's mind. Kirby was originally from the planet Pop Star, and has fought countless of battles since then. However, he was saved from Pure Death by the loving and generous nature of Euri. Kirby enjoys playing, sleeping, and eating!

[23:49] <Garrick> A kirby?
[23:50] <starcat!> A kirby!
[23:50] <starcat!> Aw cute.
[23:50] <!KIRBY!Euri> Hiiiiiiiiiii!!
[23:50] <starcat!> kirbyyy, I wanna hug. :x
[23:50] * !KIRBY!Euri waddles over to starcat, jumpsup, and HUGS!
[23:51] <starcat!> :D
[23:51] <Garrick> Aaaaaw.
[23:51] <starcat!> YAY!
[23:51] <starcat!> Huuug~
[23:51] * starcat! hugs Kirby-chan
[23:51] <Garrick> ...no time for cute! I must find Cardea.
[23:51] * Garrick goes to check another skyscraper
[23:51] * !KIRBY!Euri jumps down from hugging and POINTS!
[23:51] <starcat!> Such a dedicated man.
[23:51] * !KIRBY!Euri points to the Widget Buildings that once held all that lottery money! SURELY Cardea must be in one of those!
[23:52] * Cardea Rialai is not there. :(
[23:52] * !KIRBY!Euri pouts sadly and makes a sad noise
[23:53] * !KIRBY!Euri points instead to his friend Princess Peach's castle! Maybe she went for a cup of tea?
[23:53] * Garrick goes to the buildings indicated by Kirby!
[23:54] * Cardea Rialai isn't there!
[23:54] * !KIRBY!Euri GOES TOO BECAUSE IT WAS HIS IDEA ND GARRICK IS AS THiCK AS A BRICK
[23:54] * !KIRBY!Euri makes a sad noise again.
[23:54] * !KIRBY!Euri sits and thinks.
[23:55] * !KIRBY!Euri points to BaSingSei, the main capital of the EArth Kingdom!
[23:56] * Cardea Rialai isn't there either. ¬_¬
[23:56] * !KIRBY!Euri frowns.
[23:56] * !KIRBY!Euri points to Kind Deedeedee's place!
[23:56] <!KIRBY!Euri> King*
[23:56] <Garrick> You can't point to places that aren't on this version of Earth!
[23:57] * Cardea Rialai is definitely not there o_O
[23:57] <starcat!> Why not? :<
[23:57] * !KIRBY!Euri thinks thinks thinks...
[23:57] <starcat!> Just because you've never been there doesn't mean they don't exist here!
[23:58] <Garrick> ¬_¬
[23:58] * !KIRBY!Euri points to that SandCastle that starcat made that one time!
[23:58] <starcat!> :D
[23:59] * Cardea Rialai can't fit inside that. Are you nuts?
[23:59] * Garrick searches in LOGICAL PLACES
[23:59] * !KIRBY!Euri points to HOGWARTS!
[00:00] * Cardea Rialai is not in Hogwarts! :(
[00:01] <Garrick> @_@
[00:01] * !KIRBY!Euri makes such a sad sound.
[00:01] * !KIRBY!Euri points to..to....
[00:02] * !KIRBY!Euri points to the Castle Anthrax where ALL the pretty ladies are!
[00:03] <Garrick> >_>
[00:03] * Garrick gies there
[00:03] * Cardea Rialai is...not there, but was there earlier!
[00:04] <Garrick> :O
[00:05] <!KIRBY!Euri> ....
[00:05] *** !KIRBY!Euri [dreamlandsaviour@themind.euri] has left #suburbansenshi2 (*sleep*)
[00:05] <Garrick> ._.
[00:05] <Garrick> this...is...annoying
[00:06] <starcat!> Maybe you're not creative enough?
[00:07] * Garrick is away: be back shortly
[00:18] * Garrick is back
[00:18] <Garrick> What now.
[00:18] <starcat!> I dunno.
[00:18] <starcat!> Try something else, I guess.
[00:20] * Garrick keeps going to other buldings ><
[00:21] <starcat!> poor guy.
[00:21] <starcat!> Maybe I set him on the wrong track? D:
[00:24] * No Cardea in those buildings.
[00:25] <Garrick> >_< This is ANNOYING.
[00:26] <starcat!> Maybe it WAS Tower Records.
[00:27] * Garrick checks TOWER RECORDS
[00:28] * Kekekeke, it was a false lead!
[00:29] <Garrick> Aaaaaaaagh!
[00:34] <starcat!> :(
[00:37] *** RELOAD THE FRONT PAGE NOW HOLY S[BLEEP]T
[00:38] <starcat!> (( OMFG ))
[00:38] <starcat!> (( AAAAAAAGH INTERNAL SERVER ERROR ))
[00:39] *** What?
[00:39] <starcat!> (( Nah, it worked the second time. ))
[00:39] <Garrick> (( Sailor Moon is really winning ))
[00:39] <starcat!> (( I got an error the first time :( ))
[00:40] <starcat!> (( I voted for Doremi too <_< ))
[00:41] <starcat!> (( but oh god I hope this gets something done T_T ))
[00:42] *** Garrick [spearking@rival.janus.net] has left #suburbansenshi2 (I WILL find her!)
[00:42] *** Same here
[00:42] <> ?DM *poof*
[00:43] <Garrick> (( >< God so scared ))
[00:44] *** What's wrong?
[00:44] <Garrick> (( Baaaaaaaaad storms. ))
[00:44] *** :<
[00:44] <Garrick> (( Because the only thing worse than bad storms are bad storms at night ))
[00:45] *** Turn on the tv and drown it out?
[00:45] <Garrick> (( it's not here yet ))
[00:45] <Garrick> (( the waiting is the worst ))
[00:46] <Garrick> (( there's a big wave of strong wind coming ahead of the storm that can take out trees and power lines. ))
[00:47] *** Aww man
[00:48] *** @Wolfwood [HungryliketheWolf@UNIT.japan-node1.int] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[00:48] *** spiritflame sets mode +o @Wolfwood

[00:48] <@spiritflame> Irasshai @Wolfwood *** Happy Obon!!
[00:48] <Garrick> (( and with 100+ degree weather a power outage is pretty much the last thing we want ))
[00:48] <starcat!> yo~
[00:49] <starcat!> (( oohhh yeah. What's humidity like there? :/ ))
[00:49] <> (( s[BLEEP]t. ))
[00:49] *** We have bad humidity here so I know the pain
[00:49] <@Wolfwood> .....
[00:49] <starcat!> eh?
[00:50] <Garrick> (( 79% ))
[00:50] <@Wolfwood> Remember the Arc from that Indiana Jones movie?
[00:50] <starcat!> You mean the Ark?
[00:50] <starcat!> As in "of the Covenant"?
[00:50] <starcat!> I think that's what it was, eh?
[00:50] <starcat!> (( :< ))
[00:50] <@Wolfwood> The one where when they opened it, their faces melted because no one was supposed to see inside it?
[00:51] <starcat!> (( At least the rain will cool things off? =D; ))
[00:51] <starcat!> Yeah, that's it.
[00:51] <starcat!> What about it?
[00:51] <@Wolfwood> Well, Unfortunetly
[00:51] <@Wolfwood> I've found the Sailor Moon version of that.
[00:52] <@Wolfwood> And it scares me.
[00:52] <@Wolfwood> It scares me because what i'm about to post is what could have happened to Sailor Moon in america.
[00:52] <@Wolfwood> Allthough I fathom a guess X has seen this.
[00:53] <starcat!> What, Saban moon?
[00:53] <starcat!> I think EVERYONE'S seen that.
[00:53] <@Wolfwood> Prototype Sailor Moon
[00:53] *** Yes, our innards were melted long a go sir
[00:53] <starcat!> Yeah.
[00:53] <@Wolfwood> The s[BLEEP]tty americanised JEM-esq cartoon pilot?
[00:54] <starcat!> (And yes it's TECHNICALLY not Saban but that's what the video is generally known as)
[00:54] <starcat!> Yeah.
[00:54] *** We swallowed the poison and became all the stronger for it
[00:54] <starcat!> With the surfboards in space.
[00:54] <@Wolfwood> I feel ill
[00:54] <starcat!> And the wheelchair, and white Luna.
[00:54] <starcat!> ...
[00:54] *** And the crippled Jupiter(?)
[00:54] * starcat! sighs
[00:54] <starcat!> We all have our times.
[00:54] <Garrick> (( Well the storms are falling apart according to someone online ))
[00:54] <Garrick> (( Just...>< ))
[00:54] <starcat!> (Yeah IIRC it was Jupiter)
[00:54] <@Wolfwood> Like I saw this and had to shut it off
[00:54] <starcat!> heh
[00:54] <// J_Daito //> <_<
[00:54] <starcat!> man I have that on my hard drive somehwere
[00:54] <@Wolfwood> Because the urge to throw up came over me
[00:55] * // J_Daito // takes a sledgehammer and breaks Makoto's legs
[00:55] <IrnChef_Jovian> AGHHHHHH GOD WHAT THE F[BLEEP]K
[00:55] <starcat!> Sailor! Sailor Moon!
[00:55] <starcat!> D: NO
[00:55] <IrnChef_Jovian> MY LEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGS
[00:55] * // J_Daito // shovers her in a wheelchair
[00:55] <// J_Daito //> You work for Saban now.
[00:55] * @Wolfwood takes the hammer and breaks Jedites testicles
[00:55] <starcat!> oh you know what's sad <_<
[00:55] * // J_Daito // is wearing a titanium cup
[00:55] <starcat!> It looks like they used the same transformation CGI for PGSM >_>
[00:55] <@Wolfwood> -_-
[00:56] * // J_Daito // sheels Makoto off
[00:56] <starcat!> D: D: D:
[00:56] <starcat!> MAKOTO-SAAAN NOOOOOOOOOOO
[00:56] <IrnChef_Jovian> YOU SON OF A B[BLEEP]CH YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS
[00:56] *** IrnChef_Jovian [ironchef@makoskitchen.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (YOU WAIT TILL I HEAL UP)
[00:56] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Hay Saban I got your cripple senshi for you)
[00:57] <starcat!> D:
[00:57] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has quit IRC (OH GOD TITANIUM CONDUXCTS ELECTRICITY)
[00:57] <starcat!> XD
[00:58] <@Wolfwood> Owned sir. Owned.
[00:58] <Reiko> (( Actually, that wasn't Saban that did the LA Sailor Moon demo. That rumor's been debunked for a while. ))
[00:58] * starcat! presses her hand to her cheek
[00:58] * @Wolfwood OOC'ly feels his wallet get murdered
[00:58] <starcat!> oww, my jaw hurts...
[00:58] <starcat!> (( Yes, I noted that. o_o; ))
[00:58] *** I knopw but it's just fun to pick on poor Saban
[00:58] <@Wolfwood> (( 13o $$ for the knife to be made D : ))
[00:59] <@Wolfwood> You ok hun?
[00:59] <starcat!> (( It's still generally known by that name. ))
[00:59] <Reiko> (( He nearly went bankrupt, dude. ))
[00:59] <starcat!> (( You expected it to be CHEAP? ))
[00:59] *** Ow
[00:59] <starcat!> Fine, I guess.
[00:59] <@Wolfwood> (( It's ABS plastic, not a real knife. ))
[00:59] <Garrick> (( 43 minutes .___. ))
[00:59] *** *feels bad now for mocking Saban*
[00:59] <@Wolfwood> Can I get you something?
[00:59] <starcat!> (( :( ))
[00:59] <Reiko> (( Why do you think Disney owns PR and the US license for Digimon now? ))
[01:00] <Reiko> (( He had to sell all that stuff off. ))
[01:00] *** Because they are the Borg of the kiddie entertainment world in the West
[01:00] <Reiko> (( Then he bought, like, half of News Corp. or something. ))
[01:00] *** Okay my pity jsut left me
[01:00] <starcat!> (( XD ))
[01:00] <Reiko> (( Which is funny, because Saban is such a staunch democrat. ))
[01:00] *** Sabotage from within?
[01:00] <starcat!> (( man it makes me so sad that the Chicago Tribune is being sold D: ))
[01:00] <starcat!> (( Ow gah my jaw huurts. ))
[01:00] <Reiko> (( I can hope! ))
[01:01] <starcat!> (( but only on one side. ))
[01:01] <starcat!> (( ...I hope I don't have what Apricot had a while ago. :S ))
[01:01] <@Wolfwood> (( What happend to you? ))
[01:02] <starcat!> (( I don't know, it just started hurting. ))
[01:02] <starcat!> (( Apricot had an infection a while ago, started on one side and moved to the other... ))
[01:03] <starcat!> (( It almost feels like I just stretched it too far but I don't see how I can do that to one side and not the other >< ))
[01:03] <Reiko> (( Oh, X, is it confirmed that Tennant is staying for at least one more season? ))
[01:03] *** Uhh.
[01:03] <@Wolfwood> (( D : ))
[01:03] *** At least part of it.
[01:03] <@Wolfwood> (( ... ))
[01:03] <@Wolfwood> (( double D : ))
[01:04] *** But there's a production of Hamlet he wants to be in, by the Royal Sahkespeare Co.
[01:04] <starcat!> (( ...what ))
[01:04] <starcat!> (( oh. ))
[01:04] <starcat!> (( Boo hamlet ))
[01:04] *** if he gets it...
[01:04] *** Yeah.
[01:04] *** I don't want him to go yet.
[01:04] *** He needs at least one more season.
[01:09] *** Test
[01:09] *** Test
[01:09] <@Wolfwood> (( test ))
[01:09] <@Wolfwood> (( ok....the hell? ))
[01:09] <Reiko> (( And we're back. ))
[01:10] <Reiko> (( This died, and IMC died at the same time. ))
[01:10] *** they must be doing upgrades
[01:11] <starcat!> (( hooray~ ))
[01:11] <starcat!> (( Anyways ))
[01:11] <Garrick> (( BOXSTREET'S BACK ALL RIGHT ))
[01:11] <starcat!> (( Boo hamlet, let's see something that's not been playing for 400 years! ))
[01:11] <Garrick> (( Well the good news is it seems to be weakening juuuuust a little ))
[01:12] <Garrick> (( "WIND DAMAGE WITH THIS STORM WILL OCCUR WELL AHEAD OF ANY RAIN OR" ))
[01:12] <starcat!> (( :D Yay! ))
[01:13] <starcat!> (( aw. D: ))
[01:13] <Garrick> (( blegh it didn't copy paste right ))
[01:13] *** You hould have uswed ami's tip to enable multiline pasting
[01:14] <starcat!> (( man I am too lazy to do that XD ))
[01:14] <starcat!> (( I forgot it anyways ))
[01:15] <Reiko> (( Also, X, I love the forums update ))
[01:15] <starcat!> (( I loooove the stars. *_* ))
[01:15] <> Type "about:config" in the location bar. In the "Filter" field type "singleline." You can set the value to 2 for editor.singleLine.pasteNewlines, which will allow pasting of multiple lines to input boxes.
[01:15] <starcat!> (( But I'm a sucker for stars... ))
[01:16] *** they are Mugen stats!
[01:16] *** Stars
[01:16] <starcat!> (( EXACTLY :D ))
[01:16] <starcat!> (( <3 mugen ))
[01:16] *** *away* sleep - they will steal your pure hearts1
[01:16] <starcat!> (( kekekeke ))
[01:16] <Garrick> (( now it's you two and me ._. I need comfort. ))
[01:16] <starcat!> (( which reminds me I should get you to make me a new background with ALL the Witches 5 ))
[01:16] <starcat!> (( ...after I buy HKP. ))
[01:17] <@Wolfwood> (( /me flails ))
[01:18] <starcat!> (( ow, now my fingers hurt. ))
[01:18] <starcat!> (( maybe i have joint problems D: ))
[01:19] <Garrick> (( I seem to be teetering between "fear" and "oh let's just get this overwith" ))
[01:19] <starcat!> (( Get through it, dear. :< ))
[01:19] <starcat!> (( You're going to have to do that whether you're scared or not. ))
[01:20] * Reiko stands on the ceiling.
[01:20] <Reiko> *uʍɐʎ*
[01:20] <starcat!> Why are you doing that?
[01:20] <Reiko> (( Aw, f[BLEEP]k, n/m ))
[01:21] <Reiko> (( I was gonna use this ))
[01:21] <@Wolfwood> lol
[01:22] <Garrick> (( Aaaaaaaaand we've got T-storm warning. ))
[01:24] <Garrick> (( I knew it was a matter of time but >< aaaaaaagh ))
[01:25] <starcat!> (( :< ))
[01:26] <@Wolfwood> (( that sucks ))
[01:26] <Garrick> (( /me sighs ))
[01:28] * starcat! rolls around
[01:29] * @Wolfwood watches
[01:29] <Garrick> (( The storm itself is getting smaller but argh the line of winds ))
[01:30] <Garrick> (( no reports of power outages yet apparently. ))
[01:30] <Garrick> (( Man I do not wanna be the first D: ))
[01:31] <starcat!> (( You probably won't be, if there haven't been other outages and the storm is weakening. ))
[01:32] <Garrick> (( yeah but I imagine 50+ mile per hour winds and I remember some of the unsturdy looking powerlines around here and I am not inspired with confidence ))
[01:33] <starcat!> (( :< ))
[01:35] <starcat!> ;_; oowww
[01:36] <@Wolfwood> Well I need to head out. I have to be on a flight to London tomorrow morning.
[01:36] <starcat!> aw...
[01:36] <starcat!> have fun. :<
[01:36] * @Wolfwood gives her a hug and a kiss
[01:36] <@Wolfwood> I'll bring you back something nice.
[01:37] <starcat!> Ooh, please!
[01:37] <starcat!> London is cool.
[01:37] <@Wolfwood> I shall.
[01:37] <@Wolfwood> Love you.
[01:38] <starcat!> I love you too.
[01:38] <starcat!> Have a safe trip. :)
[01:38] <Garrick> (( good thing this thing is going so fast. I would love to get to bed sometime in the near future. ))
[01:39] *** @Wolfwood [HungryliketheWolf@UNIT.japan-node1.int] has left #suburbansenshi2 (I can feel it coming in the air tonight....)
[01:39] <starcat!> (( hooray~ ))
[01:42] <Garrick> (( /me hugs star-chan tight ))
[01:42] <Garrick> (( thanks for putting up with me ))
[01:44] <starcat!> (( Aw, you're welcome. ))
[01:44] <starcat!> (( I do it 'cause I love you. :) ))
[01:45] <Garrick> (( I love you too ^_^ ))
[01:45] <Garrick> (( Just leave your phone on in case your voice is the only thing that'll help me ))
[01:46] <starcat!> (( I will! ))
[01:46] <Garrick> (( :3 ))
[01:49] *** Garrick [spearking@rival.janus.net] has left #suburbansenshi2 (we can continue this on MSN >_>)
[01:50] <Reiko> (( Damn straight you can! ))
[01:51] <starcat!> (( XD ))
[01:51] <starcat!> (( man I'm still going to be here! WHETHER OR NOT MSN IS UP ))
[02:07] <starcat!> :<
[02:21] <starcat!> Boooooo.
[02:21] * starcat! rolls around defiantly
[02:22] <starcat!> itdoesnthurtitdoesnthurtitdoesnthurt
[02:22] *** starcat! [princess@anothercastle.gov] has left #suburbansenshi2 (aw man it hurts T_T)
[02:42] <starcat!> OH HEY Anyone who wants to can take a crack at finding Cardea -- just leave suggestions of places she could be in the logs. :)
[02:42] *** starcat! [princess@anothercastle.gov] has left #suburbansenshi2 (it's like Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego only without any clues!)
[07:42] <Yaijinden> Put your ass in the air ♫
[12:21] * @ctr X changes topic to `X needs an Ikuko and Shingo for Remoon. | [19:33] <Yaijinden> Enjoy your salmonella. :3 | Furu, Noriko would like to fight you today if at all possible :D `
[13:19] <@Ðøctør · X> HAY SJ check it
[13:20] * @ctr X is away 
[13:47] * @Shaldra Darkness glances around.
[13:47] <@Shaldra Darkness> Oi, Noriko, you awake?
[13:47] * The Actuary pops up from behind Unnamed Sofa
[13:47] <The Actuary> Yes.
[13:48] <@Shaldra Darkness> I have something for you.