[13:48] *** Mon Aug 13 2007 - Automatic Reset triggered - LOGGING START ***
[13:48] * The Actuary stretches, joints cracking
[13:48] <@Shaldra Darkness> I have something for you.
[13:48] <The Actuary> SJ, Father wants you to look at this
[13:48] <The Actuary> Oh?
[13:48] * The Actuary glances at the log
[13:48] * The Actuary glnaces at mother.
[13:48] <The Actuary> I claim this log for new beginnings.
[13:49] * @Shaldra Darkness can't help but smile.
[13:49] <The Actuary> A mile looks good on you.
[13:49] <The Actuary> ^smile
[13:49] * @Shaldra Darkness chuckles and slips into the TARDIS.
[13:50] * @Shaldra Darkness comes back out with an iridescent jagged silver dagger.
[13:51] <@Shaldra Darkness> I was looking through my collection last night and thought you might find this interesting.
[13:51] * The Actuary raises an eyebrow
[13:51] <The Actuary> What is it?
[13:51] <@Shaldra Darkness> It's known as "Rule Breaker".
[13:51] <The Actuary> A completely scurrilous name, to be sure.
[13:52] <@Shaldra Darkness> It can dispel any sorcery cast on an opponent. Including enchantments, sorcerous contracts, and spiritual bodies.
[13:53] <The Actuary> ...spiritual bodies.
[13:53] * The Actuary cracks her neck.
[13:53] * @Shaldra Darkness grins.
[13:53] <The Actuary> I might find that useful. Imminently.
[13:53] <The Actuary> Might I borrow that?
[13:54] <The Actuary> I promise to use it sparingly.
[13:54] * @Shaldra Darkness takes the blade between her fingers and holds the hilt to Noriko.
[13:54] <@Shaldra Darkness> Of course.
[13:54] * The Actuary takes the blade sarefully and bows.
[13:54] <The Actuary> ^carefully
[13:54] <The Actuary> Thank you :)
[13:54] <@Shaldra Darkness> No need, you are my daughter :)
[13:55] <@Shaldra Darkness> You should see my collection some time. There's a lot more than just that.
[13:55] <@Raihosha> Would you prefer a Morganti Blade? They drink souls, assassins find them useful to prevent ressurection.
[13:55] <The Actuary> Well, I dont' really intend to do serious damage.
[13:55] <@Raihosha> ^_^
[13:56] <@Raihosha> That's what I wanted to hear, Noriko.
[13:56] <The Actuary> Just a kick in the pants.
[13:56] * @Shaldra Darkness chuckles and smiles at Nori.
[13:56] * The Actuary returns the smile
[13:57] <The Actuary> I've been far too _grave_ ever since I've come here.
[13:57] <The Actuary> I need to... what is the word? "Lighten up?"
[13:57] <@Shaldra Darkness> That's what the humans say.
[13:57] <@Raihosha> Yes. You do. Being too serious around here just brings trouble.
[13:58] <The Actuary> So I've noticed.
[13:58] <The Actuary> I've been serious, paranoid and overreactive.
[13:58] <The Actuary> <_<
[13:59] <The Actuary> >_>
[13:59] * @Shaldra Darkness snickers.
[13:59] <The Actuary> Yes... I need to make a change.
[13:59] <@Raihosha> Talk to your sister when she wakes up. She has those demons herself, yet still manages to enjoy life.
[13:59] <The Actuary> that is because Sakura Xadium Aino is insane.
[14:00] * The Actuary folds her arms and nods profoundly
[14:00] <@Raihosha> No, she isn't insane. She is quite sane. Though perhaps that is why she likes Yai so much.
[14:01] <The Actuary> If that's sanity
[14:01] * The Actuary pales
[14:02] <@Raihosha> But she is quite stable, and has a healthy sense of reality.
[14:02] <The Actuary> She is far too Genki for my comfort level
[14:03] <@Raihosha> Well, look who her mother is. You don't have to be that Genki, but you should, "let your hair down" metaphorically.
[14:04] <The Actuary> She wears her thoughts on her sleeve.
[14:05] <The Actuary> Well that's not strictly true.
[14:05] <The Actuary> But compared to me she's a motormouth
[14:05] <@Raihosha> She has deep secrets. But when she's happy, you know it.
[14:05] <The Actuary> Yes. Everyone knows it, whether they want to or not
[14:06] * The Actuary unconciously rubs her ears.
[14:07] <The Actuary> I'm just not a "party person"
[14:08] <@Raihosha> You are a serious person, Noriko, like myself in some ways. But serious people can still have fun with life.
[14:08] * The Actuary nods softly
[14:08] <The Actuary> I'm beginning to see that.
[14:09] <@Raihosha> You don't have to party, but note I like bad puns and intellectual puzzles and just talking to others.
[14:10] <The Actuary> Sakura is the one who enjoys the malleability of language.
[14:10] <The Actuary> I prefer to be rigidly precise with my diction, mainly because it aid me in expediently communicating what I must.
[14:13] *** The Paper [Origami_Queen@ UNIT.japan-node2.int] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[14:13] <@spiritflame> Irasshai The Paper *** Happy Obon!!
[14:13] <@Raihosha> Well, that precision, when used with those who are used to malleability, can be almost as good as lying to them if they don't know you.
[14:14] * The Paper crawls under the couch
[14:14] <The Actuary> Hmm.
[14:14] * The Actuary observes the strange woman crawling under a couch.
[14:14] <The Actuary> That's new.
[14:15] <@Raihosha> Maggie Mui. She's one of your UNIT agents.
[14:15] <@Raihosha> She lost her sisters in a fire, according to Wolfwood.
[14:17] <The Paper> (( UNIT page updated. ))
[14:17] <The Actuary> Ahh, yes.. I haven't got to meet everyone yet.
[14:17] <The Actuary> (( LOL but you're using Yomiko Readman's handle which is why I got confused) ))
[14:17] <The Actuary> (( in R.O.D. the OVA they called her the Paper ))
[14:18] <The Paper> (( It's a joke on the "Wolfwood" thing ))
[14:18] <The Actuary> (( XD ))
[14:18] * The Actuary approaches the couch slowly.
[14:18] * The Actuary squats down
[14:18] * The Paper reads Jabberwocky
[14:18] <The Actuary> Hello there... Ms.. Mui?
[14:19] <The Paper> hello ma'am
[14:21] <The Actuary> My name is Noriko Marianna-Xadium. I don't think we've been formall y introduced.
[14:22] * @Raihosha watches quietly, as this is likely to be delicate work.
[14:22] <The Paper> My name is Maggie, it's nice to meet you
[14:23] * The Paper rocks back and forth slightly
[14:23] <The Actuary> *softly* the pleasure is mine.
[14:23] * The Actuary smiles to try and put Ms. Mui at ease
[14:24] <The Paper> The pages are pretty are'nt they. Their quite old you know. Quite old.
[14:24] <The Paper> I have older books then this however.
[14:24] <The Paper> Quite old.
[14:24] <The Actuary> There's something to be said for tomes that are able to stand the test of Time.
[14:25] * The Actuary fishes in her pocket.
[14:25] * The Actuary pulls out a weathered, first edition copy of "A Tale of Two Cities".
[14:25] <The Paper> The older the better as my sister use to s-
[14:26] * The Paper twitches slightly
[14:26] <The Actuary> I've never had the time to finish this.
[14:26] <The Paper> ...
[14:26] * The Paper takes her meds
[14:26] * The Actuary hands it to Ms. Mui.
[14:26] <The Actuary> Here.
[14:26] <The Paper> Thank you ma'am.
[14:26] <The Actuary> Perhaps, as your first report to me, you can tell me how you liked the book :)
[14:26] <The Actuary> It's yours.
[14:26] <The Paper> (( I really need to find a better photo of her for the page >< ))
[14:27] <The Paper> I'll have it on your desk as soon as I can ma'am
[14:27] <The Actuary> (( best bet is to frame grab the anime ))
[14:27] <The Actuary> Take your time... after all, books are things best savored, yes?
[14:30] <The Paper> I love books.
[14:30] <The Actuary> Oh, Solarchos, please tell me what you wanted net.drazi to say, thanks
[14:30] <The Paper> (( They...calm me ))
[14:30] <The Paper> ^
[14:31] <The Actuary> Calmness is a rare commodity here these days.
[14:32] *** @ [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[14:32] *** spiritflame sets mode +o @

[14:32] *** THE CHUGGERNAUT HAS ARRIVED

[14:32] * @ is now known as SpeedRcrX
[14:32] <@SpeedRcrX> Noriko
[14:33] <The Actuary> ... Yes, Haruka?
[14:33] <The Paper> I'm not so calm when I can't find a book. Sometimes I hurt things. Sometimes I can't help myself.
[14:33] <@SpeedRcrX> Want to have some fun?
[14:34] <The Actuary> We can work on that together if you like, Ms. Mui. I too, know the ting of a burning inner rage.
[14:34] <The Actuary> ^sting
[14:34] *** starcat! [princess@anothercastle.gov] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[14:34] <@spiritflame> Irasshai starcat! *** Happy Obon!!
[14:34] <starcat!> ahhh, to not have a book...
[14:34] <The Actuary> What did you have in mind, Haruka
[14:34] * @SpeedRcrX grabs Noriko by the collar
[14:35] <@SpeedRcrX> you need to loosen up cmon
[14:35] <The Actuary> Eh?
[14:35] <starcat!> heh.
[14:35] *** @SpeedRcrX [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 ( Iron Shiek on Howard Stern)
[14:35] * starcat! waves
[14:35] * The Actuary is away: The who on the what?
[14:35] <starcat!> Have fun, Noriko. :D
[14:35] * @Shaldra Darkness chuckles softly.
[14:35] <@Raihosha> Ms. Mui...I have a very special library card that you can use...
[14:36] * @Raihosha passes over a credit card with Ms. Mui's name on it.
[14:36] <The Paper> ...
[14:37] <The Paper> Thank you. It's shiney
[14:37] <The Paper> I like shiney
[14:37] <@Raihosha> It gives you access to my private library. Just press the card, and talk to Aescapulus and he'll let you have access to the stacks. ^_^
[14:39] <The Paper> yay!
[14:40] <starcat!> :o
[14:40] <starcat!> ...
[14:40] <starcat!> ;_;
[14:40] <starcat!> so jealous
[14:40] * @Raihosha hands starcat one of her own.
[14:40] <@Raihosha> ^_^
[14:40] <starcat!> :o
[14:40] <starcat!> :o :o :o :o
[14:40] <@Raihosha> I'm capricious, not cruel, starcat.
[14:40] <starcat!> eeeeeee
[14:40] <starcat!> EEEEEEEE~~~!!
[14:40] * The Paper rocks back and forth, cradleing the card
[14:40] * starcat! dances for joy!!
[14:41] * starcat! HUGS Rai~~
[14:41] <@Raihosha> Thank you starcat. ^_^
[14:41] <@Raihosha> Trust me, there are enough books to last you lifetimes.
[14:42] <starcat!> :D :D :D
[14:44] <@Furu> The comics industry lost a luminary this weekend - Mike Wieringo passed away Sunday of a sudden heart attack. Details are still sketchy as of this time, but according to close sources, the acclaimed artist had chest pains at some point during the day and called 911, but the responders did not make it in time.
[14:44] * @Furu is depressed now.
[14:45] <starcat!> D: D: D:
[14:45] <@Furu> (( a starcat is here? >_> ))
[14:45] <starcat!> l-look, ultimate library card? =D;
[14:45] <starcat!> (( no I'm impersonating myself ))
[14:45] <@Furu> ._.
[14:45] <@Furu> (( well if I knew you were ON I would have been here earlier =/ ))
[14:46] <starcat!> (( I only just got here! ))
[14:47] <starcat!> (( you know I forget to turn on IM... ._. ))
[14:47] <@Raihosha> Trust me, Rachael, my daughter, will love to have some fellow bibliophiles to talk to.
[14:48] <starcat!> :o
[14:48] <The Paper> Soooooo many books. None on Einstein I hope. I hate him.
[14:48] <The Paper> - HATE him -
[14:48] <@Furu> (( turn it on to make up for it? :D; ))
[14:50] <@Furu> (( I got off easy in the storms. 32,000 people are without power. ))
[14:50] <@Raihosha> Well, there are plenty of books not on Einstein. And Ms. Mui, I have books that haven't been written here and many that have been lost to history. If you like Greek plays...Well I have a complete collection. ^_^
[14:51] <starcat!> (( 9_9 ))
[14:52] <starcat!> :o
[14:52] <@Furu> <_<
[14:52] <@Furu> >_>
[14:52] <@Furu>





[14:52] <@Furu>




Weirdest. New. Character. Ever.
[14:52] <The Paper> (( /me cradles his head in his hands ))
[14:53] <@Raihosha> (( Okay Wolf? ))
[14:54] <@Furu>





[14:57] <starcat!> :D
[14:57] <starcat!> Pokemonz~
[14:58] <The Paper> (( Still not feeling super ))
[14:58] <Knifeyutensil> ...
[14:59] <starcat!> (( aw. :( ))
[14:59] <starcat!> Knifeyyyyyyy
[14:59] <starcat!> knifeyknifeylook
[14:59] <@Furu> (( D: Poor Wolf. ))
[14:59] <starcat!> I got AN AWESOME LIBRARY CARD
[14:59] <starcat!> gweeeeeeee~~
[14:59] <Knifeyutensil> eh?
[14:59] * starcat! hugs the little piece of plastic~
[14:59] <Knifeyutensil> i guess i should be happy you like to read?
[14:59] <@Raihosha> (( Don't push things Wolf. Your body needs to heal. ))
[15:00] <@Raihosha> (( Be back in a couple minutes, Rai's just going to be quiet on a couch. ))
[15:01] * @Furu grabs neechan's library card with his mouth! :3
[15:02] <@Furu> Mwaha!
[15:04] <starcat!> D:
[15:04] <starcat!> OH HELL NO
[15:04] * starcat! bashes niisan over the head and takes it back
[15:04] <starcat!> eeewww...
[15:04] * starcat! wipes it off on his shirt
[15:04] <starcat!> :3 better.
[15:05] <@Furu> x______x
[15:06] <starcat!> Silly niisan, you don't get in the way of me and books. <3
[15:06] <starcat!> which reminds me!
[15:06] * starcat! looks at Yomiko Readman.
[15:06] *** Yomiko Readman is no one

[15:06] <starcat!> Boo, I know I had that name in the last one.
[15:07] <starcat!> :< Nope, it's not on my list.
[15:07] * starcat! must re-register so she can cosplay :3
[15:08] * @Furu has brain damage. AGAIN.
[15:09] <The Paper> No more paper.
[15:09] <The Paper> Too much paper in the room then. You'll drown in it you see?
[15:09] <The Paper> Paper awash in blood, reaking of iron.
[15:10] <starcat!> :(
[15:10] * starcat! offers Maggie a hug?
[15:11] <The Paper> - DON'T TOUCH ME. -
[15:12] <@Furu> ...wow.
[15:12] <starcat!> :<
[15:12] <starcat!> book?
[15:13] <The Paper> I like books.
[15:14] * starcat! offers The Merlin Conspiracy by Diana Wynne Jones
[15:14] <The Paper> Thank you pretty lady.
[15:15] <The Paper> (( How am I doing playing a crazy? ))
[15:15] <starcat!> You're welcome. :)
[15:15] <starcat!> Thank you for calling me pretty.
[15:15] <starcat!> (( How AREN'T you doing playing a crazy? ))
[15:20] <@Furu> (( ¯\(º_o)/¯ ))
[15:20] <The Paper> (( lol ))
[15:21] <The Paper> (( I'm actually sitty here, with a mental disorder book from my Criminal Justice class days, trying to do this right. ))
[15:22] <The Paper> (( just wanted an outside opinion ))
[15:22] * The Paper hums a song
[15:23] <@Raihosha> (( ROFL ))
[15:25] * The Paper makes a paper fan and fans herself
[15:25] <@Shaldra Darkness> (( LMAO RAI ))
[15:26] <The Paper> (( HAAA HAA HAA ))
[15:27] <@Furu> (( LOL ))
[15:27] <@Raihosha> (( Coming soon to Ginga TV? ))
[15:28] <starcat!> (( Needs moar Front Page Posting of it ))
[15:28] <starcat!> (( because ROFL ))
[15:31] * The Paper crushes the paper fan
[15:32] <starcat!> sooo hey
[15:32] <The Paper> hmm?
[15:34] * @Furu watches neechan and the crazy girl
[15:34] <starcat!> ...now what?
[15:34] <starcat!> ...
[15:34] <starcat!> wait
[15:34] *** @Wolfwood [HungryliketheWolf@UNIT.japan-node1.int] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[15:34] *** spiritflame sets mode +o @Wolfwood

[15:34] <@spiritflame> Irasshai @Wolfwood *** Happy Obon!!
[15:34] * starcat! is away: NOW I USE MY LIBRARY CARD :D :D :D :D :D :D: :D :D :D
[15:34] <@Wolfwood> - Maggie. -
[15:35] <@Raihosha> (( How do you embed a youtube video into a post? ))
[15:36] <starcat!> (( Just put the link. ))
[15:36] <starcat!> (( It auto-embeds. ))
[15:36] <@Furu> Go easy on her, Wolf :/
[15:36] <@Wolfwood> Did she hurt Star?
[15:39] <@Furu> Not at all.
[15:39] <@Wolfwood> Allright.
[15:40] <@Raihosha> (( Link is now posted to newspaper. ^_^ ))
[15:40] <@Wolfwood> If she went off on anybody.....i'm sorry
[15:41] <@Raihosha> She was quite well behaved, Mr. London.
[15:42] * @Furu nods!
[15:45] * @Wolfwood pics her up by the arm. She does not struggle.
[15:45] <@Wolfwood> Lets go Maggie.
[15:45] *** @Wolfwood [HungryliketheWolf@UNIT.japan-node1.int] has left #suburbansenshi2 (I can feel it coming in the air tonight....)
[15:45] *** The Paper [Origami_Queen@ UNIT.japan-node2.int] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Peace to the books of the world,and no mercy to those who would abuse them)
[15:46] <The Actuary> (( Hey Furu will you have any time to fight today? ))
[15:47] <@Furu> (( Yes! How about in a couple of hours? (it's almost dinner time and I'm continuing my quest to go through all the DBZ movies) ))
[15:47] <The Actuary> (( Sure! Just IM me prior ))
[15:47] <@Furu> (( Will do. ))
[15:48] <@Raihosha> (( Slow day at work, X? ))
[15:48] <The Actuary> (( I don't work mondays XD ))
[15:48] *** It's so slow he isn't there.
[15:48] <@Raihosha> (( Lucky! ))
[15:49] <The Actuary> (( Yup :D ))
[15:49] <The Actuary> (( *off for now, movies to see* ))
[15:50] <@Raihosha> (( I should probably catch up on my DL'd tv as well... ))
[15:50] *** @Raihosha [visitor@nacom.aegis.int] has left #suburbansenshi2 (as the universe wills.)
[15:54] * Knifeyutensil pokes Actuary
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[16:30] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Souldier *** Happy Obon!!
[16:38] <Souldier> Pero que rajos es Obon?????
[16:39] *** Souldier [Dimensional_Savior@SOULDIERS.org] has left #suburbansenshi2 (maybe later)
[16:40] * starcat! returns with a biiiiig stack of books :D
[16:40] <starcat!> :D :D :D :D :D :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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[16:42] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Solarchos *** Happy Obon!!
[16:42] <Solarchos> [14:30] <The Actuary> ♦ Oh, Solarchos, please tell me what you wanted net.drazi to say, thanks
[16:43] <starcat!> books
[16:43] * starcat! is now known as starcat!!
[16:43] <Solarchos> (( Actually, feel free to come up with whatever you think will garner the most laughs from everyone. I supplied the picture; you're more than welcome to supply the filling. Have fun with it. ^_^ ))
[16:44] *** Solarchos has left #suburbansenshi2 ( Net.Drazi wants to PWN j00r ASS, TROLL!!!)
[16:44] <starcat!!> lovely shiny books~
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[16:45] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Garrick *** Happy Obon!!
[16:46] <Garrick> I have been.
[16:46] <Garrick> To every tower-like structure
[16:46] <Garrick> In Japan.
[16:47] * Garrick appears very exasperated
[16:47] <starcat!!> That kinda sucks~
[16:48] <starcat!!> Maybe she's not in Japan!
[16:48] <@Raihosha> Try the Petronas Towers?
[16:49] <@Raihosha> Taipei 101?
[16:49] * Garrick tries there!
[16:49] * starcat!! is not shocked to hear that Cardea isn't there~
[16:49] <starcat!!> (( lazystarcat is laaaaazy ))
[16:50] <starcat!!> (( Oh hey since the fight is scheduled, can we replace it with "Cardea has been locked in a tower! Help find her by suggesting places she could be!" plz? ))
[16:50] <starcat!!> (( It's the World's Laziest Plot, it is. ))
[16:52] * @Furu changes topic to `X needs an Ikuko and Shingo for Remoon. | Cardea has been locked in a tower! Help find her by suggesting places she could be!`
[16:52] <Garrick> rrrrrrrrgh
[16:53] <@Raihosha> D'oh! The Tower of London!
[16:53] <Garrick> !
[16:53] <Garrick> Brilliant!
[16:53] * Garrick goes!
[16:54] * Cardea Rialai has been there recently, earlier today in fact!
[16:54] <Garrick> :O
[16:54] * Garrick searches around the towers of Europe!
[16:55] <@Raihosha> The Eiffel Tower?
[16:55] <@Raihosha> The Tower Bridge?
[16:55] <Reiko> Leaning tower?
[16:56] <@Raihosha> Yes, The Leaning TOwer of Pisa...
[16:56] <@Shaldra Darkness> CN Tower! :3
[16:56] * @Shaldra Darkness is away: I am Canadian
[16:56] <Reiko> Sears Tower?
[16:57] * Cardea Rialai is not in the Eiffel Tower, the Tower Bridge, the Leaning Tower of Pisa, or the CN Tower...
[16:57] <@Raihosha> Well, the as a Tennessean I must suggest the Sunsphere.
[16:58] * Garrick checks the Sears Tower!
[16:58] * Cardea Rialai was *just at* the Sears Tower!
[16:59] <@Raihosha> Tower, MN?
[16:59] <@Raihosha> Princeton Tower CLub?
[17:00] * Cardea Rialai isn't in the Sunsphere, Tower, MN, or the Princeton Tower Club (what IS that?)
[17:00] * Garrick checks those places!
[17:00] * Garrick checks the house of the guy who played Officer Hightower in the Police Academy movies
[17:00] <Reiko> The Space Needle?
[17:01] * @Shaldra Darkness is away: Ginga Tower?
[17:01] <@Raihosha> (( The Princeton Tower CLub is an eating establishment at Princeton... ))
[17:01] <Reiko> (( I've been there! ))
[17:02] * Cardea Rialai is not at that house, but a strange car is pulling up in the driveway...
[17:02] <@Raihosha> (( Lazy Rai Player is using Wiki. ^_^ ))
[17:02] <Garrick> ?
[17:03] * Garrick checks the car!
[17:04] <@Raihosha> The Tower of the Milwaukee City Hall?
[17:05] <Driver> Oi, shove off!
[17:05] * Driver makes his delivery and leaves
[17:06] <Garrick> ¬_¬
[17:06] * Garrick heads there next
[17:06] * Cardea Rialai is not at that tower
[17:07] <@Raihosha> The Empire State Building?
[17:07] <Garrick> Too obvious
[17:07] * Garrick tries anyway
[17:08] <@Raihosha> The FLatiron Building?
[17:08] <@Raihosha> The Woolworth Building?
[17:08] <@Raihosha> The Chrysler Building?
[17:08] * Cardea Rialai is in none of those places
[17:09] <@Raihosha> The Met Life Tower?
[17:09] <@Raihosha> (Snoopy!)
[17:10] * Garrick tries ><
[17:10] * Cardea Rialai does like Snoopy...but isn't there
[17:11] <Garrick> ARGH
[17:12] <Garrick> Okay, forget this
[17:12] <Garrick> We're doing it my way now.
[17:12] * Garrick slides his finger along his scar, revealing a third eye.
[17:12] <Garrick> Now, let's see where she is...
[17:13] <@Raihosha> Swiss Re Tower (properly "30 St. Mary Axe" aka The Gherkin)?
[17:14] * Cardea Rialai isn't there :O
[17:15] <@Raihosha> Tower 42 (also in London)?
[17:16] * Garrick 's third eye rolls around, glowin
[17:16] <Garrick> This will tell me where she is.
[17:17] <@Raihosha> One Canada Square (aka Canary Wharf Tower)?
[17:18] * Cardea Rialai is on an island.
[17:18] <Reiko> Isn't that were Torchwood 1 was?
[17:18] <@Raihosha> I think they built next door...
[17:19] <Garrick> An island, eh?
[17:19] * Garrick heads to it!
[17:19] * Cardea Rialai is on a rather familiar island, in fact.
[17:20] <@Raihosha> No, you're right, they always confused me by using both names...
[17:21] <Garrick> Eh?...
[17:21] <Garrick> Monkey Island?
[17:21] * Hint: There's a castle on it.
[17:23] <Garrick> :O
[17:24] <Garrick> Castle?! WHAT
[17:24] * Garrick heads to a tower on Castle?
[17:24] * Cardea Rialai is sitting in a room at the top of the tower, sipping from a cup of tea
[17:24] <Cardea Rialai> Hello, Garrick. What brings you here?
[17:25] * Cardea Rialai gestures to the tea
[17:25] <Cardea Rialai> Would you like some?
[17:25] <Garrick> ....
[17:26] <Garrick> I...was looking for you.
[17:26] <Garrick> You were locked in a tower!
[17:26] <Cardea Rialai> Oh, I'm sorry...
[17:26] <Cardea Rialai> Only technically.
[17:27] *** @Raihosha [visitor@nacom.aegis.int] has left #suburbansenshi2 (back later.)
[17:27] <Garrick> what
[17:27] <Cardea Rialai> Mr. Furu's sister approached me and asked if I'd like to go around the world.
[17:28] <Cardea Rialai> She said she wanted to see how her brother would react.
[17:29] <Garrick> ...This was all a joke on him?
[17:30] <Cardea Rialai> Oh, no, I had a lovely time going around to see all the different towers.
[17:30] <Cardea Rialai> Though that first castle place we went to was strange.
[17:31] * Garrick actually facefaults
[17:33] <Garrick> You know...I think I will have some tea.
[17:36] <The Paper> (( Furu? ))
[17:37] * Cardea Rialai pours him some tea and smiles
[17:39] <Garrick> (( Yeah? ))
[17:40] <The Paper> (( Whenever you got a bit of free time, care to join me in ss3 to talk about the Castle crawl? ))
[17:43] <Garrick> (( Can it wait till tomorrow? I've got a crapload of things to do tonight and I'm feeling a mite bit overwhelmed. ))
[17:45] <The Paper> (( Of course. ))
[17:45] <Garrick> (( "I wanna crawl into a hole" level. ))
[17:45] <Garrick> (( of overwhelmed^ ))
[17:46] <The Paper> (( Then we'll wait 'till you're eased. Just shoot me an IM when all is calm. ))
[17:48] <Garrick> (( All righty. ))
[17:52] * Garrick sits for tea with Cardea and drinks calmly
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[17:52] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Meruhesae *** Happy Obon!!
[17:53] * starcat!! is absorbed in one of her books
[17:54] <Meruhesae> Hiyas starcat!
[17:54] * starcat!! waves dismissively
[17:55] <starcat!!> go away, new book *_*
[17:57] * @Furu changes topic to `X needs an Ikuko and Shingo for Remoon.`
[18:03] <Meruhesae> :|
[18:04] <Meruhesae> Well, I can safely say that I believe Sporehunt will continue...eventually
[18:13] <Yaijinden> Huzzah and hammah, as it is said.
[18:16] <@Furu> According to an ANN staffer, the Toei Video-on-Demand shows would all be unedited and in Japanese with English subs
[18:17] <starcat!!> (( mustnotgethopesup ))
[18:18] <starcat!!> (( mustespeciallynotgethopesupforstars ))
[18:19] <@Furu> (( the problem is here that Toei is a big bag of incompetent ))
[18:20] <@Furu> (( their subs are notorious for having gigantic fonts and horrific grammar errors ))
[18:20] <@Raihosha> (( Engrish subs perhaps? ^_^ ))
[18:20] <@Michael d> dammit, of all the things to happen after i give up digital cable. ><; Anywho, that at least opens a possible DVD release of said content.
[18:20] <starcat!!> (( oh come on ))
[18:20] <starcat!!> (( at this point ANYTHING official is a major breakthrough T_T ))
[18:20] <starcat!!> (( I'd take crappy subs over nothing T_T ))
[18:21] <@Michael d> (( i still never watch PGSM, SHOCKU GET ¯\(º_o)/¯ ))
[18:21] <@Raihosha> (( I already have the DVDs for everything else...Stars would be nice. ))
[18:23] <@Furu> (( Anyway, Sailor Moon and Digimon are the clear winners so far. ))
[18:23] <starcat!!> (( Uncut Digimon would be interesting. ))
[18:25] <@Furu> (( These deals are for ALL the series too. Not just, say, the first SM series and Digimon Adventure. ))
[18:25] <starcat!!> (( :D ))
[18:25] <starcat!!> (( staaaaaaaaaars *____* ))
[18:25] <starcat!!> (( I want Stars T_T ))
[18:25] <Nemesis> STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS
[18:25] <starcat!!> (( so bad ))
[18:25] <Reiko> (( That's interesting to hear. ))
[18:25] <Nemesis> 8E
[18:26] <starcat!!> (( i have now jinxed it ))
[18:26] <starcat!!> (( and it will never come here DX ))
[18:26] <Reiko> (( I need to see if Jetix is airing the Savers dub. ))
[18:26] * starcat!! is away: all my hopes and dreams get crushed T_T
[18:47] <@Michael d> lawls?
[19:06] <Yaijinden> Because people sad is funny!
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[19:15] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Solarchos *** Happy Obon!!
[19:15] <Solarchos> Obon! Yay!
[19:16] <@Michael d> ?
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[19:17] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Scarlet *** Happy Obon!!
[19:17] <Scarlet> What's happy about Obon?
[19:18] * Scarlet just spent some time at a shrine praying for the repose of the soul of her dear Clark Oasis.
[19:18] <@Shaldra Darkness> Obon is an annual Buddhist event for commemorating one's ancestors.
[19:18] * @Shaldra Darkness is away: just so you know.
[19:19] * Solarchos looks around for a bit. "Oh, hi Scarlet."
[19:20] <Scarlet> I don't have ancestors per se but I'm honoring the man I loved.
[19:21] <Scarlet> Evening...Nice night isn't it?
[19:21] <Solarchos> Yup. Sure is. And it's nice and quiet in here, too...for the moment.
[19:21] <Solarchos> Although...have you noticed something?
[19:22] * Solarchos points upwards. "There are patches in the sky."
[19:23] <Scarlet> Hmm.
[19:23] <Scarlet> At least they're not spaceships.
[19:23] * Solarchos looks to see if anyone can get that reference, too.
[19:24] <Solarchos> Starships would be something explanable and able to be dealt with. This...this is something else entirely.
[19:25] * Reiko walks in.
[19:25] * Solarchos waves to Reiko.
[19:26] <Reiko> Hello.
[19:26] <Solarchos> I just wish I knew what was happeningt, but I have a distinct feeling of what may be behind it.
[19:27] * Scarlet sits down and opens a can of Generic Soft Drink
[19:27] *** Erm
[19:27] *** Are you referencing the stuff that was building up yesterday
[19:27] <starcat!!> (( It was over yesterday. o_o; ))
[19:28] <Solarchos> (( I wasn't here yesterday, so... ))
[19:28] <starcat!!> (( Wrapped up and created a Scandal in the process. :o ))
[19:28] *** Because if so that's done <_<
[19:28] <Reiko> (( Wait, something happened? ))
[19:28] <starcat!!> (( Check the pit! ))
[19:28] <Solarchos> (( Goll-darnit! ))
[19:28] *** Yes something happened, you posted in that tread sir XD
[19:28] <Reiko> (( I know about the scandal, I'm talking about the thing that 'caused' it. ))
[19:28] *** ^thread
[19:28] <@Raihosha> (( From Google he's making a Lexx reference. ^_^ ))
[19:29] * Solarchos retcons his previous statements then, but still has the reference ident request extended!
[19:29] *** the thing that caused it IC?
[19:29] <starcat!!> (( Oh. Jedite surrounded Earth with interstellar warships ready to attack, then sent them off without a word. ))
[19:29] <@Raihosha> (( And you mentioned that the satellites WOULD take a while to replace. ))
[19:29] <Solarchos> (( Raihosha - Correct! ))
[19:29] *** yeah but that doesn't leav holes in the sky XD
[19:30] *** Unless ti really is a giant curtain :O
[19:30] *** THE GREEKS WERE RIGHT
[19:30] <@Raihosha> (( Yes it does, you're missing stars that are normally there. ^_^ ))
[19:30] <starcat!!> (( But it's daytime. ))
[19:30] *** But they're teensy seensy XD
[19:30] *** ^weensy
[19:30] <starcat!!> (( Right about now you'd only be able to see the sun. ))
[19:31] *** @Wolfwood [HungryliketheWolf@UNIT.japan-node1.int] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:31] *** spiritflame sets mode +o @Wolfwood

[19:31] <@spiritflame> Irasshai @Wolfwood *** Happy Obon!!
[19:31] *** starcat if the box is in japan and the house is on box time
[19:31] <Scarlet> Evening, Wolf.
[19:31] * Solarchos points at the logs. Scarlet was talking about how it was a nice night.
[19:31] <@Raihosha> (( Sol is a Space Marine, don't they have eye enhancements, an a Basilisk Eye or somesuch? ^_^ ))
[19:31] *** then the box's japan is in the evening XD
[19:31] <starcat!!> (( It's 8:30 AM. ))
[19:31] <starcat!!> (( and it's 6:30 here -- and summer. ))
[19:31] <starcat!!> (( No stars. ))
[19:32] <starcat!!> (( And -- I didn't think sunset was at 7:30? ))
[19:32] *** You are not on box time XD
[19:32] *** Well its' diming out here
[19:32] <@Wolfwood> Hey.
[19:32] * Solarchos waves to Wolfwood.
[19:32] *** Still not enough to see stars though.
[19:32] <starcat!!> (( dimming :P ))
[19:32] <@Raihosha> (( starcat is correct, but ignoring the fact that it has been declared after sunset. ^_^ ))
[19:32] *** *away OH SHI I have a PERFECT idea for the Box*
[19:33] *** <-- away ho boy here we go again.
[19:33] * @Wolfwood carries in a box
[19:33] * Scarlet is away: BBL, need to get groceries
[19:34] <Solarchos> What have you got there, Wolfwood?
[19:35] <@Raihosha> (( So, I'm guessing Xadium is about to code some sort of daylight indicator for the box. Perhaps a weather indicator as well? ))
[19:36] <@Wolfwood> Something from a friend I met in London today.
[19:36] <Reiko> You're back from London already?
[19:37] <Solarchos> (( Raihosha - We *used* to have something just like that, too. What was it called? WeatherPixie? ))
[19:37] <@Wolfwood> Got in at one. Left last night after I dropped Star off.
[19:37] * Solarchos looks at the box Wolfwood is holding, curious.
[19:37] <Reiko> (( Weather Pixie. ))
[19:37] <Reiko> How long were you there for, fifteen minutes?
[19:37] <@Raihosha> You mean this?
[19:38] <Solarchos> (( Raihosha - Yup, only ours was focused specifically on the location of where the Sub-Sen House was in Japan. ))
[19:39] <@Wolfwood> Oh please. What, you think I travled by jet?
[19:39] <@Wolfwood> We have....other means.
[19:40] * Reiko rolls her eyes.
[19:40] * @Wolfwood shrugs
[19:40] <Solarchos> Teleportation?
[19:40] <Reiko> You UNIT creeps, always the hypocrites.
[19:41] <Solarchos> (( And to answer you earlier question, Rai, yes, Space Marines do indeed have enhanced vision via the Occulobe implant. ))
[19:41] <@Wolfwood> Teleportation through science.
[19:41] <@Wolfwood> Science.
[19:42] <@Michael d> Surfing Mecha Penguin on a jetboard
[19:42] <Reiko> Science is just magic manipulated my machines.
[19:43] <@Wolfwood> I'm not going to argue with you on this.
[19:44] <Reiko> So you are a hypocrite. Good to know.
[19:45] * Solarchos looks back and forth between Reiko and Wolfwood.
[19:45] <Solarchos> What's up with you two, anyway?
[19:46] * @Wolfwood hefts Gurthang out of the box
[19:46] <Reiko> The Iron of Death.
[19:47] <Solarchos> Wolfwood - What is that you're holding?
[19:47] <Reiko> SGS must lo-o-ove UNIT.
[19:47] * Reiko smirks.
[19:47] <Solarchos> SGS?
[19:47] <@Wolfwood> Originally named Anglachel; forged by the Dark Elf, Eöl; a dangerous sword wielded by Túrin Turambar who named it Gurthang (meaning Iron of Death). The blade turned black after he accidentally slew his friend, Beleg the elf, with it.
[19:48] <Solarchos> Wolfwood - A Dark Elf? That thing wouldn't happen to be loosely related to the Stormbringer legend?
[19:49] <Reiko> Search Guard Successor.
[19:49] * Solarchos shrugs at Reiko. "Sorry, but I've never heard of them before."
[19:49] <@Wolfwood> You would think I was mad if I told you the truth.
[19:49] <Reiko> They find treasures and artifacts, placing them in safe keeping around the world.
[19:50] <Reiko> Well of course not, Solarchos. You have nothing of value to them.
[19:50] <Solarchos> Wolfwood - Try me. There ain't much that surprises me any more.
[19:51] <Solarchos> Reiko - Or nothing they recognize.
[19:51] <@Wolfwood> Everything that Tolken wrote was true.
[19:51] <@Wolfwood> *Tolkien
[19:51] <Ðøctør · X> !rei.bot weather
Click for Tokyo, Japan Forecast

[19:51] * @Ðøctør · X is away: hehe
[19:52] <Solarchos> Wolfwood - About what? The One True Ring's still out there somewhere?
[19:52] <@Raihosha> (( So, we just have to remember to check the weather before we comment on it? ))
[19:53] <@Wolfwood> Not in this relm.
[19:53] <@Ðøctør · X> (( it's just there if you want to use it :D ))
[19:53] <@Wolfwood> But the story of the one ring did happen. Once.
[19:54] <Adam Kanal> No, Sol, you have nothing we consider dangerous.
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[19:55] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Adam Kanal *** Happy Obon!!
[19:55] * Solarchos nods a little. "So where does that thing fit in to the legend? Was that one of the weapons forged by the Witch-King or the Baalrog?
[19:56] * Solarchos is certainly curious about what Wolfwood's got.
[19:56] <Adam Kanal> That sword, however...
[19:57] <@Wolfwood> The story of The Silmarillion.
[19:57] <Solarchos> Wolfwood - I've never heard of that story. What was it about?
[19:58] <@Wolfwood> It tells of the history of the world that everything is set in.
[20:00] <Solarchos> Go on.
[20:00] <@Wolfwood> It's too much to go into right now.
[20:00] <@Wolfwood> (( Wiki it. ))
[20:01] <Adam Kanal> Also, you got one thing wrong, London.
[20:01] <Adam Kanal> The blade was always black.
[20:03] <@Wolfwood> Maybe it was, who know.
[20:03] <@Wolfwood> *know
[20:03] <@Wolfwood> *arg, whatever
[20:05] <@Michael d> ¯\(º_o)/¯
[20:05] <Solarchos> Wolfwood - But you've got it now. Why exactly do you have it, though?
[20:07] <@Wolfwood> I have a friend who is in one of the European UNIT branches.
[20:07] <@Wolfwood> His team found something while on a case in Romania.
[20:09] <@Wolfwood> Dracula's castle. Not Poienari Castle, but the REAL one. The creature of chaos.
[20:09] <Solarchos> So what happened?
[20:11] *** David O`Cain [JRPMoonSoldier@MKArmyRanger.mil] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:11] <@spiritflame> Irasshai David O`Cain *** Happy Obon!!
[20:11] * Adam Kanal is away: I'll have to scan the sword later
[20:11] <David O`Cain> Yo.
[20:11] <@Wolfwood> They've been going in at various points, but later next month they're doing a full sweep and i've been invited.
[20:11] <@Wolfwood> Hey David.
[20:12] <Solarchos> Hey David.
[20:12] <@Wolfwood> I'm hopeing to take a few of you with me.
[20:12] * Scarlet is back
[20:12] <Solarchos> Wolfwood - So we've got a Dungeon Crawl in our futures?
[20:12] * Solarchos thinks that sounds like fun.
[20:14] <David O`Cain> Uh, what's going on?
[20:14] <Solarchos> (( Oh Wolfwood, have you had a chance to review the teaser I sent you? ))
[20:14] <Scarlet> Hey, evening guys.
[20:15] <David O`Cain> Hi, Scarlet.
[20:15] <Solarchos> Welcome back, Scarlet.
[20:16] <Solarchos> David - Not much happening right now. Wolfwood was filling us in a little about this new sword he's acquired.
[20:16] <@Wolfwood> (( Yea, good stuff ))
[20:16] <Scarlet> I thought you were more of a gun otaku, Brad?
[20:17] <@Wolfwood> There are some things a gun can't kill.
[20:17] <Scarlet> True. This sword anything special?
[20:17] <Solarchos> Scarlet...do you think *I'm* a gun otaku, too?
[20:17] <David O`Cain> Sword? What kind is it?
[20:18] <Reiko> The Iron of Death
[20:18] <@Wolfwood> The more blood Gurthang gets drenched in, the stronger it gets.
[20:18] <Reiko> Woooooo, spooky.
[20:18] <@Michael d> hmmm, Wolf, I've got a friend who knows that castle pretty well. I think she'd be happy to come along.
[20:18] <David O`Cain> Now that's a potent weapon.
[20:18] * Garrick returns, full of tea.
[20:19] <@Michael d> he ate Mr. T? impressive
[20:19] <Solarchos> Wolfwood - Hmmmm, that sounds...disturbing right there. Something like that could become so powerful that it could be just as dangerous to its owner as its opponents.
[20:19] * starcat!! enters the room, blindfolded and holding a baseball bat
[20:19] <@Wolfwood> I'm willing to take that risk.
[20:19] * @Wolfwood raises an eyebrow at this
[20:20] <Garrick> ...
[20:20] <Scarlet> Solar, I think you're more of a general weapons otaku.
[20:20] * starcat!! stops and listens
[20:20] * Solarchos watches starcat curiously and looks around for the pinata.
[20:20] <@Wolfwood> ......
[20:21] <@Wolfwood> This can't end well.
[20:21] * David O`Cain plops down on a sofa and rubs his head
[20:21] <@Michael d> Batcat!
[20:21] * starcat!! tilts her head slightly, focusing
[20:21] * Solarchos stays silent, sensing that something's going to go wrong soon.
[20:22] <Garrick> She's in The Zone.
[20:22] * @Wolfwood covers his nuts with a book just in case.
[20:22] * @Michael d skitters around randomly all willy nilly~
[20:23] * starcat!! frowns
[20:23] * Solarchos just observes curiously.
[20:23] <David O`Cain> Man, blasted headache. (loosens his bandana a little)
[20:24] * starcat!! shakes her head slightly and moves to the left
[20:24] * Solarchos offers David some aspirin.
[20:25] * starcat!! moves forward slowly
[20:25] <Garrick> D:
[20:25] <Solarchos> (( Wolfwood - Poor, poor Kotaro, huh? XD ))
[20:26] <@Wolfwood> (( heh ))
[20:26] <David O`Cain> Solar - Thanks, man. (ends up taking four)
[20:26] <@Wolfwood> Ten bucks sais someone goes to the hospital.
[20:26] <@Wolfwood> *says
[20:27] * starcat!! stops again
[20:27] <David O`Cain> Who will it be, do you reckon, Wolf?
[20:27] <Solarchos> Twenty bucks says she whacks the wrong person in the head and winds up knocking over something expensive.
[20:27] * starcat!! griiins
[20:27] <Garrick> oh shi-
[20:28] * starcat!! focuses and swings at Solarchos (not the head -- torso maybe? Wherever)
[20:28] * starcat!! takes off her blindfold
[20:28] <@Michael d> XD I knew it!
[20:28] <starcat!!> You're made of candy! :D
[20:28] * Solarchos gets hit in the shoulder. "OW!!"
[20:28] <David O`Cain> XD
[20:28] <Solarchos> I am NOT a pinata!
[20:28] <starcat!!> (also you owe someone twenty bucks)
[20:29] <starcat!!> (and unless I misjudged my strength, Wolf owes 10 to the same)
[20:29] <starcat!!> :3
[20:29] <@Wolfwood> Haaa Haaaa
[20:29] <@Michael d> Solar is full of lollipops! XD
[20:29] <Solarchos> (Nope. Nothing expensive got knocked over.
[20:30] <Garrick> I, however, am made of candy
[20:30] <David O`Cain> Sorry, Solar. You got tagged good there.
[20:30] <starcat!!> :O
[20:30] * starcat!! advances upon Garrick with the bat ready
[20:30] <starcat!!> >:D
[20:30] * @Wolfwood is on the floor in tears
[20:30] <Solarchos> David - She smacked me a good one, that's for sure.
[20:30] * Scarlet can't help but smile a little.
[20:31] <starcat!!> Delicious candy, you say?
[20:31] <David O`Cain> Garrick - Ya might wanna start running.
[20:31] * starcat!! prods Garrick's side with the bat
[20:31] <Solarchos> Wolfwood - You sure seem happy about that.
[20:31] <@Wolfwood> Dude you just got owned.
[20:32] <Solarchos> Wolfwood - No kidding. :P
[20:32] * @Michael d breaks out a can of black spray paint, and paints "pwned" on solars back. :3
[20:32] * Garrick coughs up some wrapped Tootsie Rolls
[20:33] <starcat!!> ...
[20:33] <starcat!!> EW.
[20:33] <starcat!!> They're all slimy. :S
[20:33] <Garrick> :D
[20:33] <Solarchos> I will get you for that, Mike. *shakes fist at Mike in great, great anger. ANGER I say!!*
[20:33] <starcat!!> blegh.
[20:33] * starcat!! gags
[20:33] <David O`Cain> Nice nWo work, Mike.
[20:33] * Garrick cacks up an entire chocolate bunny, still in wrapping as well
[20:34] <Happy Cat> :D
[20:34] <starcat!!> o__O Ewwww!
[20:34] <Solarchos> Ewww! Garrick! If you're going to vomit, go into the bathroom, man! You're making a gigantic mess on the carpet!
[20:34] <Scarlet> ..I'm never eating chocolate again.
[20:34] <starcat!!> ...
[20:34] <Garrick> I'm not vomiting, it's magic, you dunce.
[20:35] * Garrick holds out his arms as suckers flood out from his sleeves
[20:35] <starcat!!> *_*
[20:35] <starcat!!> Candyyyy.
[20:35] <Happy Cat> :D
[20:36] <Solarchos> If we kicked Garrick in the ass, would Hersey's Kisses explode out his mouth?
[20:36] * Happy Cat is currently sitting on starcat's head
[20:36] <Happy Cat> :D
[20:36] <@Wolfwood> Star....be carefull
[20:36] <Garrick> :D
[20:36] <starcat!!> ...eh? WhY?
[20:37] * David O`Cain offers Happy Cat chapsticks
[20:37] * Happy Cat notes your happyness has summoned his awesomeness to you!
[20:37] <starcat!!> :O
[20:37] <Solarchos> Hi Happy Cat!
[20:37] * starcat!! pats Happy Cat and gives him a little baseball bat of his own :D
[20:37] <Happy Cat> :D |
[20:38] * Scarlet gives Happy Cat a cheeseburger
[20:38] * Happy Cat is sorry for not being around, for he had to ensure the earth still turned with his AWESOME POWERS!
[20:39] <Solarchos> Nice, Happy Cat! We all prosper under your aegis and thank you for it with Chapstick and cheeseburgers.
[20:39] *** Meruhesae [DemonSeer_Archer@unmei.egae.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:39] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Meruhesae *** Happy Obon!!
[20:40] * Solarchos waves to Meru. "Hi there!"
[20:40] * Garrick pets Happy Cat
[20:40] <Meruhesae> Hey Solar!
[20:40] *** Lady Wakaba [Prêtresse_Gitane@unmei.anges.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:40] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Lady Wakaba *** Happy Obon!!
[20:40] <David O`Cain> Welcome back, Happy Cat. Glad to see you're in high spirits as usual.
[20:40] * @Wolfwood watches Star
[20:41] * Happy Cat showers you with blessing of cheeseburger flavored chapstick
[20:41] <Scarlet> Uh, yeah. Ew
[20:41] <Lady Wakaba> Hello everyone!
[20:41] <starcat!!> :3 :3 :#
[20:41] <Reiko> ... yeah, thanks but no.
[20:41] <Scarlet> ...I'd prefer chapstick flavored chapstick, thank you.
[20:41] <@Furu> HAY NEECHAN
[20:41] <starcat!!> Happy Cat + starcat!! = ...?
[20:41] * @Furu barges in through a window
[20:41] <starcat!!> HI NIISAN
[20:41] * @Michael d changes topic to `X needs an Ikuko and Shingo for Remoon. | <Solarchos> If we kicked Garrick in the ass, would Hersey's Kisses explode out his mouth?`
[20:41] <@Furu> What's figgy pudding?
[20:42] <Solarchos> Hi Wakaba. I haven't seen you here in a while.
[20:42] <Scarlet> I always thought it was "frigging pudding" myself.
[20:42] <Solarchos> Well, good night everyone. I've gotta go. Take care.
[20:42] <starcat!!> It's a dessert made of figs.
[20:42] <@Furu> :O
[20:42] *** Lady Wakaba [Prêtresse_Gitane@unmei.anges.net] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Actually I've got stuff to get done >>)
[20:42] <@Furu> ...what's a fig?
[20:42] *** Solarchos has left #suburbansenshi2 ("And I got topic'd, too. Inu-Kit'll be proud!")
[20:42] <starcat!!> ...It's a fruit!
[20:42] * Happy Cat radiates awesoooooooooome
[20:42] <David O`Cain> Later, Solar.
[20:43] <starcat!!> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fig
[20:43] * @Wolfwood examines the sword
[20:43] <@Wolfwood> I'll have to show this to Shaldra
[20:43] <@Furu> :O
[20:43] <@Furu> Ooooo
[20:44] *** Meruhesae [DemonSeer_Archer@unmei.egae.net] has left #suburbansenshi2 ("Proudly corrupting the future with my thriving costume business at Planet Hentai! And also coming soon to a shopping district near you!")
[20:44] <starcat!!> ...
[20:44] * starcat!! SHUDDERS
[20:44] <starcat!!> Ah, sorry, Happy Cat.
[20:44] <Meruhesae> What it's costumes that range from Halloween to SUCCUBUS-ESQUE!
[20:44] *** Meruhesae [DemonSeer_Archer@unmei.egae.net] has left #suburbansenshi2 (MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
[20:44] <David O`Cain> Wolf - Just curious, how soon will lthe castle investigation be underway?
[20:45] * starcat!! SHUDDERS AGAIN
[20:45] * @Furu is away: Going to collect some figs
[20:45] <@Wolfwood> Mid September.
[20:46] * Garrick offers starcat some truffles?
[20:46] <starcat!!> wha?
[20:46] <starcat!!> Truffles?
[20:46] <starcat!!> Why truffles?
[20:46] * @Wolfwood enjoys a Slim Jim
[20:46] <David O`Cain> Wolf - Gotcha. Any special equipment needed like holy water grenades or the stick grenade version of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?
[20:47] <Garrick> Truffles are delicious?
[20:47] <Scarlet> Maybe we need some ofuda, now that you mention it
[20:47] <Scarlet> Although, do you think a vampire would be receptive against Buddhist or Shinto holy symbols just as much as Christian holy symbols?
[20:48] <Scarlet> Or Jewish for that matter? What exactly IS a holy symbol? Can I just give a vampire the finger and he'll stay away?
[20:48] <starcat!!> Are they chocolate truffles or fungus truffles?
[20:48] <Garrick> Chocolate.
[20:48] <@Wolfwood> I'll see what I can dig up.
[20:49] <Reiko> I've only heard of vampires being harmed by symbols of the Church.
[20:49] * Scarlet waxes philosophic...
[20:49] <@Wolfwood> Crosses, I think.
[20:49] <David O`Cain> Wolf - I'm just wondering about the stuff needed because considering it's Drac's castle, chances are undead may be around.
[20:49] * Happy Cat creates an alternate universe where things are happppppppppppy
[20:50] <Reiko> That actually included a key to a church.
[20:50] * starcat!! eats truffles <_<
[20:50] <starcat!!> mmm.
[20:50] <Scarlet> And would a Catholic symbol be more powerful than a Protestant or Anglican symbol?
[20:50] <starcat!!> >_>
[20:50] <Garrick> :D
[20:50] <@Wolfwood> We'll just have to try and see.
[20:50] <starcat!!> :9
[20:51] * Happy Cat populates it with happy things, and those creates a paradise in dimensional space
[20:51] * David O`Cain nods
[20:51] * Reiko is away: Why do I even bother
[20:51] <@Shaldra Darkness> It's said that anything considered Holy by a large congregation can be affective against a vampire.
[20:51] <starcat!!> Truffles are nearly as good as books ♡
[20:51] <@Wolfwood> Ahh, just the girl I was looking for.
[20:51] * @Wolfwood unsheiths Gurthang
[20:51] <@Michael d> so if i consider my shoe Holy, it can blow up a vampire?.....KICK ASS!
[20:52] <@Shaldra Darkness> Literally, if you want to keep wearing it after.
[20:52] * @Shaldra Darkness heads over to Wolfwood.
[20:52] <Happy Cat> :D
[20:53] <David O`Cain> Hi, Shaldra.
[20:53] <starcat!!> :D
[20:53] <starcat!!> :D :D
[20:54] <@Shaldra Darkness> So you were able to get the sword, huh?
[20:54] * starcat!! grooves happily~
[20:54] <starcat!!> Got anymore candy, Garrick? :3
[20:54] * Scarlet snickers "That covers a lot of ground, Shaldra...THat means Elvis is a holy symbol."
[20:54] <Dvlmaycry> actually....
[20:55] <Dvlmaycry> According to my girl, vampires can be affected by other symbols than the common cross, only the beliver of that object makes the weapon/item powerful against vampires
[20:55] <Garrick> I dunnoooo~
[20:55] <@Wolfwood> This is Gurthang, the one I need is Mourneblade.
[20:55] <starcat!!> :<
[20:55] <starcat!!> Shaaare!!
[20:55] <@Wolfwood> But this will help.
[20:55] * Garrick reaches into his sleeve and pulls out...a MASSIVE TWIZZLER
[20:55] <starcat!!> Pleeease~?
[20:56] <starcat!!> :o
[20:56] <@Shaldra Darkness> Well, if you could get Gurthang, there's a good chance you can get Mourneblade without much difficulty.
[20:56] <Scarlet> Hmm, so maybe the ai no wave could work against vampires.
[20:57] <starcat!!> are you going to share
[20:57] <@Wolfwood> We'll see when we go to the castle, won't we?
[20:57] <@Shaldra Darkness> Indeed we will.
[20:57] <@Shaldra Darkness> Want me to hold onto that until it's needed?
[20:58] <@Wolfwood> No no, i'm keeping this one. But I got something for you via Hakase and Sec.Six labs.
[20:58] * Garrick keeps pulling out the twizzler
[20:58] <@Shaldra Darkness> Oh?
[20:58] <starcat!!> say you're going to share pleeease
[20:59] * starcat!! is watching, completely entranced
[20:59] <Scarlet> Brad, when is the whole thing going to go down?
[20:59] * @Wolfwood reaches into his duffel bag and pulls out what looks like an ordinary machete
[20:59] * @Wolfwood hands it to her
[21:00] <@Shaldra Darkness> Hmm.
[21:00] <@Wolfwood> Mid September.
[21:00] * @Shaldra Darkness glances at the machete.
[21:00] * Garrick finishes. The twizzler is five feet long
[21:00] <Garrick> WHO WANTS TWIZZLER
[21:00] <@Wolfwood> Oh geez. I suppose I should show you how it works.
[21:00] * @Wolfwood raises his hand.
[21:00] <@Shaldra Darkness> Might be helpful.
[21:01] * @Wolfwood takes it for a second
[21:01] * @Shaldra Darkness hands it over.
[21:01] * @Wolfwood runs it across the wall akin to lighting a match
[21:01] <starcat!!> idoidoido
[21:01] <starcat!!> :x
[21:01] * starcat!! is trying to restrain her glee
[21:01] * * The blade bursts into flames
[21:01] <Dvlmaycry> interesting toy.
[21:02] <@Shaldra Darkness> Ooo.
[21:02] <@Shaldra Darkness> Indeed it is, Dante.
[21:02] <@Wolfwood> Recovered from the LA MIST archives.
[21:02] <Garrick> Giant Twizzler, guys?
[21:02] <Garrick> Made it myself.
[21:02] <starcat!!> o_O
[21:02] <@Wolfwood> ....
[21:02] <starcat!!> Wait, what'd'you mean, made it yourself?
[21:02] <starcat!!> O_o
[21:02] * @Wolfwood hands it back over
[21:03] * @Shaldra Darkness twists it in her hand.
[21:03] <@Shaldra Darkness> Thank you.
[21:03] <Garrick> I mean I made it manifest from nothing.
[21:03] <Garrick> Ya know. Magic.
[21:04] <starcat!!> Oh. Okay. :D
[21:04] <Dvlmaycry> it's about time something here caught me and my gal's interest. Count us in, Wolfman.
[21:04] <starcat!!> :X
[21:04] <@Wolfwood> If he pulls a twix out of his ass i'm running.
[21:04] <starcat!!> shareshareshare
[21:04] <David O`Cain> Or worse, a Snickers bar.
[21:04] <Garrick> Dig in.
[21:05] <starcat!!> :D
[21:05] * starcat!! dives for the twizzler~~
[21:05] <@Wolfwood> I gotta go now. Stuff to do.
[21:05] * @Wolfwood gives Star a kiss.
[21:05] <@Shaldra Darkness> See ya Wolf.
[21:05] <@Wolfwood> I'll catch you folks later.
[21:05] * @Shaldra Darkness plays with the machete for a moment.
[21:06] <@Wolfwood> I need to go practice with my new sword.
[21:06] <starcat!!> ooh
[21:06] * starcat!! waves and smiles
[21:06] *** @Wolfwood [HungryliketheWolf@UNIT.japan-node1.int] has left #suburbansenshi2 (I can feel it coming in the air tonight....)
[21:06] * starcat!! gestures to say "don't cut yourself"
[21:06] * starcat!! has a mouth full of twizzler
[21:06] <starcat!!> :3
[21:06] * @Shaldra Darkness heads back into the TARDIS to check over her collection.
[21:06] * @Shaldra Darkness is away 
[21:07] * starcat!! waves
[21:07] <Garrick> Heheh.
[21:07] * Garrick relaxes.
[21:08] * starcat!! continues working on the twizzler :3
[21:09] <David O`Cain> Quite the night, huh?
[21:09] * Dvlmaycry has apparently gained +1 manly stubble
[21:09] <Garrick> Indeed.
[21:09] <starcat!!> (( I KNEW IT ))
[21:09] <starcat!!> (( HE DOES BLEACH HIS HAIR ))
[21:09] <Garrick> Manly. Suuuuuure.
[21:10] * Bucket Mouse nosebleeds
[21:10] * starcat!! giggles through twizzler
[21:10] <starcat!!> mmm~
[21:10] <Bucket Mouse> *droooool-chu*
[21:11] <Garrick> D:
[21:12] <David O`Cain> Dante - How're things going on the home front?
[21:12] * starcat!! chomps on the oversized candy cutely :3
[21:13] <Dvlmaycry> just fine.
[21:15] <David O`Cain> Dante - That's good to hear. Ying doing well?
[21:16] <Dvlmaycry> yeap
[21:17] * Bucket Mouse covets Ying's husband
[21:17] * starcat!! swallows her twizzler
[21:17] <starcat!!> And then John was a zombie.
[21:17] * starcat!! attacks the rest of the twizzler with renewed interest
[21:18] <@Ðøctør · X>





[21:18] <// J_Daito //> John.. Solarchso
[21:18] * // J_Daito // is away: AHAHA
[21:18] <starcat!!> Nooo
[21:19] <starcat!!> wait
[21:19] <starcat!!> on second thought that could clear up a lot.
[21:19] * starcat!! muses briefly, then returns to the twizzler
[21:19] <Dvlmaycry> The hell?
[21:19] <David O`Cain> What the...?
[21:20] * Bucket Mouse shows her displeasure
[21:20] <Bucket Mouse> chu chu CHU CHU CHU chu Chu, chu [That would barely rate as booby prize in the Bulwer Lytton contest]]
[21:21] *** e glad I don't post the whole thing. Be very glad
[21:22] <Garrick> (( Can I link to all the parts? ))
[21:22] <David O`Cain> I'm sure, MGV.
[21:22] <Dvlmaycry> (( OMG, I just relised "Pokemon Trainer' from SuperSmashBros Brawl...is RED :O ))
[21:22] *** YES XD
[21:22] <starcat!!> (( LINK IT ALL ))
[21:22] <starcat!!> (( LIIIIIINK IIIIIIIIT AAAAAAAAALL ))
[21:22] <Garrick> http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/9879/doom1bx3.png
[21:22] <Dvlmaycry> (( atleast his GBA remake version ))
[21:23] <Garrick> http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/2711/doom2tx3.png
[21:23] <Garrick> http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/4861/doom3hd8.png
[21:23] <starcat!!> (( It said that, didn't it? On the Dojo page? ))
[21:23] <Garrick> http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/4381/doom4od1.png
[21:23] <Garrick> http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/2551/doom5zc2.png
[21:23] <Garrick> http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/7682/doom6ll8.png
[21:24] <Garrick> (( this is an illustrated version of the worst fanfic ever ))
[21:24] *** Man Revlutionary girl Saturn was worse
[21:25] <starcat!!> (( worst DOOM fanfic ))
[21:25] *** FireFly_9 [ruin@ntt1.docomo.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (OH MY CBLLEPT)
[21:25] <Dvlmaycry> (( it didn't star. Just called him "Pokemon Trainer" ))
[21:25] <starcat!!> (( worst series to write fanfiction of ))
[21:25] <starcat!!> Ganondorf: a quiet, misunderstood man who yearns for change. Marth: an exiled prince abandoned by his countrymen. This is the story of their love. Yaoi. Marf and various other pairings. SemiAU
[21:26] <starcat!!> Random adventures with Link and Kirby includin confrontations with the evil Teletubies!
[21:26] <starcat!!> Mario chooses power over family. He builds an Empire and he Rises to Power to control every corner in the Nintendo world. Some of the Nintendo characters join Mario, others oppose him. Tales that will eventually lead up to the great war. R&R and thanks
[21:26] * starcat!! eyes the last foot of twizzler
[21:27] <Dvlmaycry> dude.......i have scary fanfic....
[21:27] *** LOL At Ric Flair making like he's Vince McMahon's illegitimate child
[21:27] * starcat!! posts one more synopsis
[21:27] <starcat!!> what happens when Samus's brother comes to smash manshion? what will happen? will he be in the battle's? will he win? you have to read to find out. you know you want to. This is my first fic so no flames please
[21:28] <David O`Cain> Dante - What's that?
[21:31] * @Wolfwood changes topic to `X needs an Ikuko & Shingo for Remoon| Brian "Crush" Adams`
[21:31] * @Wolfwood changes topic to `X needs an Ikuko & Shingo for Remoon| RIP Brian "Crush" Adams` `
[21:31] *** What.
[21:32] *** That the wrestler from Kronik?
[21:32] <@Wolfwood> (( Yea ))
[21:32] <Bucket Mouse> (( that popped up as a video on The Comcast Fan ))
[21:32] <@Wolfwood> (( It's on the WWE homepage. ))
[21:32] *** Oh GOD Dammit.
[21:32] *** Tell me it's not heart-related.
[21:32] <Dvlmaycry> Dude, Harry Potter with a TARDIS
[21:32] *** Just tell me that.
[21:33] <David O`Cain> (( Lordy, man. They're just dropping like flies. ))
[21:33] *** Yeah :<
[21:33] <@Wolfwood> (( It does'nt say ))
[21:34] *** *nods* thanks for the info
[21:34] *** *away*
[21:35] <Dvlmaycry> The Associated Press reports tonight that Brian Adams's wife found him unconscious in his home this morning. She called 911 at 11 a.m. Fire Rescue workers found him dead later. There were no signs of injury or foul play. An autopsy is planned for tomorrow. He was 44.
[21:35] <@Michael d> from PWTorch
[21:35] <David O`Cain> (( Damn, man. Just damn. ))
[21:36] <@Wolfwood> (( Meh. ))
[21:37] <@Michael d> TMZ.com provides the incident report
[21:38] <David O`Cain> (( Regardless, condolences to the family. :( ))
[21:39] <@Wolfwood> XPW
[21:40] <@Wolfwood> (( <--Like ECW and the Japan feds had a ba[BLEEP]rd child ))
[21:41] <@Wolfwood> (( A few of the ECW guys ended up there. ))
[21:41] <@Wolfwood> (( Sabu, Sandman, Shane Dougless ))
[21:44] * starcat!! gulps down the last of the twizzler
[21:44] <starcat!!> :D :D
[21:45] <Garrick> Good? :D
[21:45] *** !KIRBY!Euri [dreamlandsaviour@themind.euri] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:45] <@spiritflame> Irasshai !KIRBY!Euri *** Happy Obon!!
[21:45] <starcat!!> If i didn't have the love of my life I'd ask you to marry me :D
[21:45] <starcat!!> :D :D :D
[21:46] * !KIRBY!Euri wnders what an Obon is. Is it a food?
[21:46] <starcat!!> (( EURI ))
[21:46] <starcat!!> (( Have you ever read or written SSB fanfiction ))
[21:46] * David O`Cain waves to KirbyEuri
[21:46] <starcat!!> (( Also Obon is a holiday honoring the spirits of your ancestors. ))
[21:46] <Hooded_Figure> (( i have, starcat. ))
[21:46] <!KIRBY!Euri> (( I read some bad stuff a long time ago. I saw the links you posted. FIND ME SOMETHING GOOD, will you? ))
[21:46] * !KIRBY!Euri waves back!
[21:46] <!KIRBY!Euri> Hiiiiii!
[21:47] <David O`Cain> KirbyEuri - How ya been?
[21:47] <starcat!!> (( XD ))
[21:47] <starcat!!> (( Ooh, Hooded Figure. :x ))
[21:48] * Hooded_Figure looks at Dante.
[21:48] <starcat!!> (( I DID find someone's fanfics in this section...won't say whose they are though. ))
[21:48] * !KIRBY!Euri looks at Hooded_Figure.
[21:48] *** Hooded_Figure is is a cloaked figuring who watches the daily happanings of life and death in the chatbox. Wearing this cloak gives her acess to not interfear with people's lives. If she does, trouble will brew.

[21:48] <!KIRBY!Euri> (( can I see them? ))
[21:48] <starcat!!> (( Nah. ))
[21:48] <Hooded_Figure> (( my author nic on fanfiction.net is theclowhatter ))
[21:49] <starcat!!> (( They're on fanfiction.net anyways. ))
[21:49] * Dvlmaycry smiles~ "Heya"
[21:49] <starcat!!> (( (Yeah, then I found one -- actually out of complete coincidence, I just typed in a random page number :O) ))
[21:49] <!KIRBY!Euri> (( Yingy-san? ))
[21:49] <starcat!!> (( god I still have some crappy fanfiction on there... <_<; ))
[21:49] <!KIRBY!Euri> (( CAN ISEE THE GOOD ONES? ))
[21:50] <Hooded_Figure> (( /url http://www.fanfiction.net/u/120142/ ))
[21:50] <starcat!!> (( I'm not READING them ))
[21:50] * !KIRBY!Euri wants to know if Cardea still needs saving!
[21:50] <Hooded_Figure> Dante, you worry me.
[21:50] <Dvlmaycry> How come?
[21:51] <starcat!!> Kirbyyyyyyyyy
[21:51] <starcat!!> you missed the caaaaaaaandy
[21:51] <!KIRBY!Euri> HIIIIiiiiiiiiiiii!
[21:51] <!KIRBY!Euri> !!!!!
[21:51] <!KIRBY!Euri> :<
[21:51] * David O`Cain stretches a bit
[21:51] <Hooded_Figure> Nole was crying for you.
[21:51] * Dvlmaycry happily walks over to Hooded_Figure
[21:52] * Garrick produces more candies!
[21:52] <Dvlmaycry> crap, I've been gone that long. S[BLEEP]t.
[21:52] <David O`Cain> Awwww. Hope the little guy's okay.
[21:52] <starcat!!> :3 :3
[21:52] <Hooded_Figure> Indeed. At least Mana is taking care of him.
[21:52] * starcat!! munches on delicious candy
[21:52] <Dvlmaycry> I heard about a possible castle raid for us, and wanted to lettum know we were interested.
[21:52] <Garrick> Don't make yourself sick!
[21:53] <starcat!!> ...
[21:53] <starcat!!> D:
[21:53] <starcat!!> I'm not!
[21:53] <Hooded_Figure> i see...but come on home.
[21:53] <Garrick> You will if you eat too much candy!
[21:53] * !KIRBY!Euri sucks in most if not all of the candy.
[21:53] <starcat!!> Take a good /look, man!
[21:54] <Dvlmaycry> I wouldn't dream of heading anywhere else, babe.
[21:54] <starcat!!> ...D: the candy's gone
[21:54] <starcat!!> ;_;
[21:54] * Hooded_Figure takes Dante's hand and pulls him close to her.
[21:54] <Hooded_Figure> You need a shave
[21:54] * starcat!! sobs
[21:55] * Hooded_Figure walk Dante out of the house
[21:55] *** Dvlmaycry [bigredmachine@devilmaycry.org] has left #suburbansenshi2 (smiles and chuckles "yeah, i guess I do")
[21:55] *** Hooded_Figure has left #suburbansenshi2 (fuh.)
[21:56] * Dvlmaycry takes a moment to pull down her hood, and gives her a big kiss♡
[21:56] * David O`Cain waves bye to Dante and the Hooded Figure
[21:56] * Garrick produces mooooore caaaaaandy!
[21:56] *** Dvlmaycry [bigredmachine@devilmaycry.org] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Always unexpected, and lovin' it~)
[21:56] * !KIRBY!Euri continues to gobble up the candy.
[21:56] <Garrick> D: Does it ver get full?!
[21:56] <Garrick> ever^
[21:57] * starcat!! only manages to get a few little pieces
[21:57] * Garrick looks at starcat.
[21:57] *** starcat is 20-year-old human woman, 5'7" tall, with unnaturally blue eyes and short orange hair in a cute round bob, a little longer in front than back. She's wearing a dark blue tank top and jeans, with a set of dogtags around her neck. More information about starcat is Here.

[21:57] * Garrick looks at starcat!!.
[21:57] *** starcat!! is the most genki happy excited starcat EVER!!!!! This is the factorial of the factorial, with more hyper than thirty Naocats!!

[21:57] <Garrick> WHAT, OVER 30?!
[21:57] <starcat!!> genki doesn't make itself you know ♡
[21:58] * !KIRBY!Euri SMILES!
[21:58] * @Michael d pokes starcat!!
[21:58] <starcat!!> sugar is the most readily available building block of genki ♡
[21:58] <starcat!!> eeee~~
[21:58] * starcat!! wriggles cutely :3
[21:58] <starcat!!> desu~
[21:58] * !KIRBY!Euri waddles around cutely wearing, what's this?? a Franklin Badge!
[21:59] <David O`Cain> Damn, that's a s[BLEEP]tload of genki. But is it bigger than Minako genki?
[21:59] * @Michael d pokes her again...then hands her what he poked her with.... a foot long pixie stix
[21:59] <starcat!!> eeeee cute
[21:59] <starcat!!> OMG
[21:59] <starcat!!> OMGOMGOMG
[21:59] * starcat!! GLOMPS Mike
[21:59] <starcat!!> iloveyouforever
[21:59] <starcat!!> ilyilyily
[21:59] * starcat!! downs the pixie stick in one go
[21:59] <@Michael d> ^^ glad to be of service!
[22:00] <starcat!!> zing~
[22:00] * starcat!! dances and bounces happily~~
[22:01] <@Michael d> (( I still LOL at how nintendo of america is addressing that is says "Mother" on it. XD ))
[22:01] <starcat!!> happyhappy desuuu~~
[22:01] <starcat!!> (( it is amusing XD ))
[22:01] <@Michael d> (( "well......whats wrong with it saying mother in it!!!!!!!" ))
[22:01] * starcat!! picks up Kirby and HUGS
[22:01] <starcat!!> ily
[22:02] * Garrick shoots projectiles at Kirby!
[22:03] * !KIRBY!Euri stands there CUTELY and the projectiles BOUNCE OFF and hit starcat!! and other people.
[22:04] <starcat!!> AGH AG H AGH
[22:04] <starcat!!> OH GOD THE PAIN
[22:04] * starcat!! writhes on the floor
[22:04] * David O`Cain ducks
[22:05] *** IRON SHEIK ON RAW
[22:05] <Garrick> ¬_¬ the projectiles are quarters
[22:05] <FireFly_9> ?DM RIGHT NOW
[22:05] *** RIGHT NOW
[22:05] <Garrick> HOTARU'S IDENTITY REVEALED
[22:06] * starcat!! got one in the eye DX
[22:06] <@Michael d> (( F[BLEEP]K YEAH!!!!! ))
[22:06] <starcat!!> o_<
[22:06] * !KIRBY!Euri BEAMS CUTELY
[22:06] *** Ross is glad he doesn't have the mic XD
[22:06] <@Michael d> (( VINCE SAW HIS POTENTIAL AFTER STERN XD ))
[22:07] *** XD XD XD XD
[22:07] <@Michael d> (( Did you listen to the audio and video i gave you yet? XD ))
[22:07] * !KIRBY!Euri does the Kirby Dance!
[22:07] <FireFly_9> OH YES
[22:07] *** HE HAS THE MIEK
[22:07] *** HE HAS THE MIKE HAAHAHAH
[22:07] <@Michael d> (( HE'S GOT THE MIC ))
[22:07] *** OH MY GOD LOL
[22:08] * starcat!! flails on the floor
[22:08] <starcat!!> hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
[22:08] *** they must do that again XD
[22:08] *** Knifeyutensil [knifester@artschool.failure.edu] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:08] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Knifeyutensil *** Happy Obon!!
[22:08] * Knifeyutensil p00fs in
[22:09] <Garrick> Sorry!
[22:09] * Knifeyutensil snickers to herself "That joke will never die.."
[22:09] <starcat!!> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhh
[22:09] <@Michael d> (( Dude, Everyone wants the Shiek to have his own show on Howard 101, Howard's second channel on sirius ))
[22:09] * !KIRBY!Euri waddles over to stact and pokes her
[22:09] <David O`Cain> I'm gonna get going. Night, folks.
[22:09] * !KIRBY!Euri starcat*
[22:09] <starcat!!> PAIN
[22:09] *** LOL that would RULE
[22:09] <starcat!!> T____<
[22:09] *** David O`Cain [JRPMoonSoldier@MKArmyRanger.mil] has quit IRC (Adios.)
[22:09] * !KIRBY!Euri looks around quickly. KIRBY WILL SAVE YOU!
[22:10] * !KIRBY!Euri finds a First Aid Kit and SWLLOWS IT!
[22:10] <@Michael d> (( SHIEKY BABY!!!!! XD ))
[22:10] * !KIRBY!Euri transforms into MedicKirby with a cute nurses hat on his head.
[22:10] <starcat!!> ... :o
[22:10] *** ahahahahaha
[22:10] <starcat!!> cute but o_<
[22:10] * !KIRBY!Euri goes over to starcat all quicklylike and starts to work his MAGICAL HEALING POWERS on her
[22:10] <@Michael d> (( OMG HOLY S[BLEEP]T FAROQ!?! ))
[22:11] *** Yup! And he says more than just DAMN
[22:11] * starcat!! wiggles uncomfortably
[22:11] *** He's said "SPAM and WHAM!
[22:11] <@Michael d> (( YAY, He's going by Ron Simmons again! ))
[22:11] *** Yeah!
[22:11] <starcat!!> ;__<
[22:12] <Garrick> :O
[22:12] * !KIRBY!Euri keeps HEALING
[22:12] * !KIRBY!Euri also shoves a Maxim Tomato down starcat's throat.
[22:13] <@Michael d> OMG, He's Shooting on Bubba the Love Sponge XD
[22:13] * starcat!! coughs and hacks and somehow manages to choke X_<
[22:13] *** Mike that sounded so perverse if people don't know who that is XD
[22:13] <starcat!!> (( WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS WATCHING ))
[22:13] <Reiko> !rei.bot yai
[22:13] <@spiritflame> Wisdom from the Book of Yai:
[09:35] <Yaijinden> Wow. I am not sure whether you have my sympathy or my anti-sympathy.

[22:14] <!KIRBY!Euri> (( wrestling I think ))
[22:14] <!KIRBY!Euri> .....
[22:14] *** WWE RAW
[22:14] * !KIRBY!Euri leaps up and sexily lapdances for starcat as his rendition of a heimlich maneuver
[22:14] <@Michael d> (( Bubba is another talk show host on stern's second Sirius channel. XD "The Bubba the Love Sponge show" ))
[22:14] <starcat!!> (( OMG ROFL ))
[22:14] <Garrick> D: WHAT
[22:15] <Reiko> (( was that supposed to be 'pu.nt'? ))
[22:15] <starcat!!> (( cannot stop laughing at kirby ))
[22:15] <!KIRBY!Euri> (( OMG WTF IS THAT S[BLEEP]T ))
[22:15] <!KIRBY!Euri> (( XDDDDDDDDDDDD and yes ))
[22:15] <Reiko> (( Oh, c'mon, you were HERE and ACTIVE when that was put in. ))
[22:15] *** Because Meru-tachi would punt people too much
[22:16] <@Michael d> (( a fillter. the word p u n y is filtered to "leaps up and sexily lapdances " ))
[22:16] *** LOL the sound Dusty Rhodes maade falling
[22:16] <@Michael d> * p u n t <<
[22:16] <starcat!!> (( Puny? ))
[22:16] <!KIRBY!Euri> (( I don't understand!! ))
[22:16] *** OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRR
[22:16] <starcat!!> (( PUNY EARTHLING ))
[22:16] *** Apricot-chan has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:16] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Apricot-chan *** Happy Obon!!
[22:16] <starcat!!> (( YOU HAVE NO HOPE ))
[22:17] <Reiko> (( punt punt punt ))
[22:17] <Reiko> O_o
[22:17] <starcat!!> (( I thought it was punt with an s anyways. ))
[22:17] <Reiko> (( oh ))
[22:17] <@Michael d> (( i was typing and hit y instead of t! D: ))
[22:17] <starcat!!> (( *demonstrates and leaps up and sexily lapdances for the box* ))
[22:17] <Reiko> (( leaps up and sexily lapdances for punt leaps up and sexily lapdances for ))
[22:17] <Apricot-chan> Greetings, children of the chatbox.
[22:17] <starcat!!> (( ^__~ ))
[22:17] <Apricot-chan> I come bearing gifts.
[22:17] <starcat!!> x_x
[22:17] * Apricot-chan throws small wrapped gifts at everybody.
[22:17] * starcat!! is slowly asphyxiating on the floor
[22:17] <Garrick> D:
[22:17] <Apricot-chan> I R SANTA!
[22:17] * starcat!! is in even more pain now
[22:17] * Garrick rescues starcat!
[22:17] *** Reverend_H [beastmastah@stable.abattoir.co.jp] has quit IRC (OH GOD MY EYE)
[22:18] * Reiko is hit in the side of her head with a gift.
[22:18] <Apricot-chan> Wait, what? starcat!
[22:18] * starcat!! coughs up the maxim tomato
[22:18] <!KIRBY!Euri> .....
[22:18] * Apricot-chan cries.
[22:18] <starcat!!> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh
[22:18] * starcat!! is hoarse now
[22:18] * starcat!! manages to open the little gift
[22:18] <starcat!!> what IS it
[22:18] <Apricot-chan> Be alive, starcat, be alive!
[22:18] * Apricot-chan will be back in a moment...
[22:18] <starcat!!> i live
[22:19] *** Knifeyutensil [knifester@artschool.failure.edu] has left #suburbansenshi2 ( I hate this homework.)
[22:19] * !KIRBY!Euri cries and burps up the Medic star and returns to normal.
[22:19] <starcat!!> aw.
[22:19] <starcat!!> D:
[22:19] <starcat!!> CuteKirby is now just regular Kirby.
[22:19] * Garrick is so lost
[22:20] <starcat!!> garrick
[22:20] <starcat!!> all that flailing sucked up energy
[22:20] * Apricot-chan is back now.
[22:20] <starcat!!> do you have some more candy?
[22:20] <Apricot-chan> I have candy. It is chocolatey and delicious.
[22:20] <Apricot-chan> And it has minty flavour.
[22:20] <!KIRBY!Euri> ;_;
[22:22] * Apricot-chan plops down on the floor.
[22:22] <Apricot-chan> No jar openers in the vicinity, right?
[22:22] <starcat!!> None~
[22:22] <starcat!!> desudesu
[22:22] <starcat!!> aw don't be sad, kirby-chan!
[22:22] <starcat!!> You did your best!
[22:22] * starcat!! huggles Kirby-chan
[22:22] * Garrick empties out candy from his coat, far more than there should be
[22:22] <!KIRBY!Euri> ..;_;
[22:23] * !KIRBY!Euri swallows starcat!!
[22:23] * Apricot-chan dives for a piece of candy fallen on the floor.
[22:23] * !KIRBY!Euri keeps starcat!! in his mouth and slowly waddles around
[22:23] <Apricot-chan> Candy!!!
[22:23] <Garrick> D: WHAT
[22:23] * Apricot-chan hides behind a sofa with her candy, nibbling.
[22:24] <starcat!!> ...
[22:25] * !KIRBY!Euri is stuffed with a starcat!
[22:25] * Apricot-chan finishes her candy and tackles Kirby.
[22:25] <Apricot-chan> Let starcat go!
[22:25] <Apricot-chan> Puke her up, NOW!!
[22:26] * !KIRBY!Euri burps up starcat sadly
[22:27] <Apricot-chan> Thank you.
[22:27] * Apricot-chan glares resentfully at Kirby.
[22:27] <starcat!!> X_x
[22:27] * starcat!! coughs
[22:27] <Apricot-chan> Are you okay, star-chan?
[22:27] <Garrick> Are you okay?
[22:27] <starcat!!> Yar.
[22:28] <starcat!!> It's not the first time I've been swallowed by a kirby.
[22:28] <Garrick> There's still lots of candy!
[22:28] <starcat!!> ...
[22:28] <starcat!!> x_x
[22:28] <starcat!!> too much candy
[22:28] * !KIRBY!Euri doesn't even want candy
[22:28] * starcat!! crawls away slowly
[22:28] * starcat!! collapses after four feet
[22:28] <starcat!!> x_x
[22:29] * Garrick pats the Kirby.
[22:29] * !KIRBY!Euri BEAMS!
[22:31] <starcat!!> x__X
[22:31] <Garrick> Going to live?
[22:31] * !KIRBY!Euri nods!
[22:32] <Garrick> Not you, her!
[22:33] <starcat!!> I guess. X_x
[22:33] * starcat!! crawls under the sofa
[22:34] <!KIRBY!Euri> ....
[22:34] * !KIRBY!Euri sniffles
[22:35] <Garrick> Bad Kirby!
[22:36] <Apricot-chan> I've got to go.
[22:36] <Apricot-chan> See you all later.
[22:37] * Apricot-chan hugs random people, then departs.
[22:37] *** Apricot-chan has left #suburbansenshi2
[22:37] * !KIRBY!Euri cries and waddles away behind a couch
[22:37] <Garrick> Now, are you two gonna hug and make up?
[22:38] <starcat!!> nooooo
[22:39] * !KIRBY!Euri is crying. YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR KIRBY CRY.
[22:40] <Garrick> D: D: D:
[22:40] <Garrick> C'mooooooon
[22:41] <starcat!!> :<
[22:43] <!KIRBY!Euri> ....
[22:44] *** !KIRBY!Euri [dreamlandsaviour@themind.euri] has left #suburbansenshi2 (*going back to Euri to be happy*)
[22:46] * Garrick sighs
[22:46] <Garrick> You can come out now :/
[22:47] <starcat!!> ._.
[22:47] <starcat!!> sorry.
[22:47] * starcat!! crawls out from under the sofa
[22:49] <Garrick> Sit down and relax.
[22:49] * starcat!! sits ._.
[22:52] * Garrick sits next to starcat
[22:52] <Garrick> Gum?
[22:52] <starcat!!> No thanks, I'm fine.
[22:53] * starcat!! is now known as starcat!
[22:54] * Garrick looks at starcat!.
[22:54] *** starcat! is a 20-year-old human woman with short, wavy brown hair and a cowbell around her neck. She seems pretty happy right now.

[22:54] * Garrick pokes at the cowbell
[22:56] * starcat! 's cowbell goes "clung!"
[22:57] <Garrick> :D Cute.
[22:59] <starcat!> I try.
[23:00] <Garrick> You certainly have a style.
[23:03] <starcat!> heh.
[23:03] <starcat!> is that what you'd call it?
[23:03] <starcat!> Not entirely sure if that's really a good thing or not.
[23:03] <Garrick> I would, and it is.
[23:03] <Garrick> Style is good.
[23:06] <starcat!> hah...
[23:06] <starcat!> it's unappreciated or something like that.
[23:06] <starcat!> You're the first I've ever heard to say that.
[23:07] <Garrick> I think it's a good quality.
[23:07] <Garrick> Be proud of it :D
[23:07] * starcat! smiles wryly
[23:07] <starcat!> Thanks.
[23:10] * Garrick eats some sweet tarts
[23:10] <Yaijinden> nom nom
[23:12] <Garrick> Oh, hello Yai!
[23:12] * Garrick motions to the pile of candy
[23:12] <Garrick> Want some?
[23:13] <Yaijinden> Yes. May I?
[23:14] <starcat!> Yay, candy.
[23:15] <Garrick> Go for it
[23:17] <Garrick> It's everyone's!
[23:17] <Yaijinden> Delish.
[23:17] * Yaijinden digs in
[23:21] <Garrick> You missef the five-foot Twizzler
[23:24] <Garrick> It was epic
[23:25] <starcat!> and delicious :9
[23:27] <Garrick> Mwahaha
[23:28] <starcat!> and I can't believe I ate the whole thing
[23:28] <starcat!> o_o
[23:28] *** Kimiko [angelandroid@basement.lodge.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:28] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Kimiko *** Happy Obon!!
[23:28] *** Aya Mitsuske [deviousartist@condominiums.cyuso.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:28] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Aya Mitsuske *** Happy Obon!!
[23:28] <Garrick> You have a stomach of steel
[23:28] <starcat!> <_<;
[23:28] * Kimiko enters holding her mommy's hand.
[23:29] <Aya Mitsuske> Good evening everyone.
[23:29] <starcat!> No, when I'm that genki, the sugar is converted straight to energy. =D;
[23:29] <starcat!> oh, it's the tiny one. =D;
[23:29] <starcat!> Hello.
[23:29] * Kimiko smiles and waves hello.
[23:30] <Garrick> Heya!
[23:32] * Aya Mitsuske goes over to Yaijinden and bows before him.
[23:32] <Aya Mitsuske> Thank you so much for bringing Kimiko back the other night.
[23:35] <Yaijinden> Blargh!
[23:35] <Yaijinden> Oh hi. And sure, was a pleasure.
[23:35] * Aya Mitsuske smiles warmly.
[23:35] <Aya Mitsuske> It's a shame you didn't stay for a cup of tea.
[23:36] * Kimiko wanders over to starcat and smiles warmly up at her.
[23:36] <Yaijinden> Would have liked to, but the opportunity just wasn't available that night.
[23:36] * Yaijinden looks at Aya Mitsuske.
[23:36] *** Aya Mitsuske is the Uranus Satellite Senshi of Space adnd Vaccums, Sailor Ariel. She has long, golden blonde hair, deep blue eyes, and a kind, yet wisted, smile. A former painter of sky and oceanscapes, she now bides her time carving works of art into human beings.

[23:36] <Aya Mitsuske> Perhaps another night, then.
[23:37] <Yaijinden> We'll sees.
[23:37] <Yaijinden> You're the mommy she spoke of earlier, then?
[23:37] <Aya Mitsuske> I do plan on having a small get together at my lodge at somepoint. I'd love it if you'd come.
[23:37] <Aya Mitsuske> Why yes, I am.
[23:39] <Yaijinden> Does she usually wander out unattended to strange people's houses?
[23:39] * Yaijinden offers a wry smirk
[23:39] * Aya Mitsuske glances over at Kimiko.
[23:40] <Aya Mitsuske> Sometimes.
[23:40] <Aya Mitsuske> She usually lets me know in advance, though.
[23:40] <Aya Mitsuske> Kimiko likes to explore.
[23:40] * Kimiko nods and smiles.
[23:41] * Garrick sits back and watches
[23:41] <starcat!> (does kimiko have a friend with green quadtailed hair)
[23:41] * starcat! looks down at Kimiko
[23:41] <starcat!> ...keh, what do you want?
[23:41] <starcat!> Garrick's the one with candy.
[23:41] <Kimiko> I thought I smelled candy...
[23:42] <Kimiko> I'm sorry if I'm bothering you.
[23:42] * Kimiko pouts a little.
[23:42] <starcat!> Not me.
[23:42] <starcat!> I ate it.
[23:42] <Yaijinden> The candy is for everyone, mind.
[23:42] <Kimiko> ...Is there any left?
[23:43] * Aya Mitsuske looks fondly at Kimiko before she glances at Yaijinden and then at Garrick who she's never met before...
[23:43] * Yaijinden indicates the pile
[23:43] * Reiko looks at Kimiko.
[23:43] *** Kimiko is what appears to be a white haired, greyblued-eyed 7 or 8 year old girl. She is charming, quiet, likes to smile, and belongs to Aya Mitsuske. Although she does not look like it, she is an illegally created android using the technologies of Naomi-Corp.

[23:43] * Reiko nearly chokes on her Pepsi as she reads that.
[23:44] <starcat!> Reiko-chaaan, what's wrong, desu?
[23:45] *** The Paper [Origami_Queen@ UNIT.japan-node2.int] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:45] <@spiritflame> Irasshai The Paper *** Happy Obon!!
[23:45] <Yaijinden> Desu.
[23:45] <Yaijinden> Reflexive repetition of the word. I can't help it anymore.
[23:45] <Yaijinden> It's like trying to stop myself from eating delicious meats (does anyone know if we have any leftovers).
[23:45] <Garrick> ...
[23:45] * Kimiko giggles.
[23:46] * Kimiko goes over to the pile of candy and picks out a chocolate.
[23:46] <Aya Mitsuske> Don't eat too much, Kimiko. You don't want to get a stomach ache.
[23:46] * starcat! waves to Maggie
[23:46] <starcat!> Hi, desu!
[23:46] <starcat!> (we have leftovers they're in the kitchen)
[23:46] * Kimiko nods and slowly eats the chocolate.
[23:47] * Yaijinden is in the kitchen all of a sudden heating meats
[23:48] * The Paper fiddles with London's Ipod
[23:48] <starcat!> Oooh, whatcha listening to?
[23:48] * Yaijinden brings back heated meats and chews thoughtfully
[23:48] * The Paper is listening to: Gnarles Barkley - Crazy.mp3 [128 kbps]
[23:49] * Aya Mitsuske sits on a sofa and idly watches her daughter eat, her gaze drifting over to Garrick and starcat and the newcomer named...Maggie?
[23:49] * The Paper waves
[23:49] <Yaijinden> Hmm. There really should be a Summon Plot Device button...
[23:49] <Garrick> ...Apt.
[23:49] <starcat!> heh
[23:49] * Yaijinden dips the chicken bone in ketchup and starts sketching on the wall
[23:49] <The Paper> (( /me does the Furu Shrug ™ ))
[23:50] * Aya Mitsuske smiles and waves back.
[23:50] * The Paper watches Yaijinden
[23:50] * Kimiko takes another chocolate and skips on over to watch what Yaijinden is doing up close.
[23:50] <The Paper> (( What's a good website for Japanese honourifics? ))
[23:50] * Yaijinden ceases "sketching" and more starts "writing"
[23:50] <Kimiko> Can I try?
[23:50] <starcat!> (( :: fu ? ))
[23:50] <Garrick> (( ¯\(º_o)/¯ ))
[23:50] <Yaijinden> In a bit, sure.
[23:51] <starcat!> (( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_titles ))
[23:51] * Kimiko nods as she finishes one chocolate and starts on another.
[23:51] * Yaijinden steps back and admires his handwriting: "Whistlar n Mei I gots ur pantz Bring Me Stuffs!!!"
[23:51] * Aya Mitsuske looks at Garrick.
[23:51] *** Garrick is is a slender young man with slightly spikey brown hair, green eyes, and a tiny scar on his forehead. He's wearing a long buttoned-up blue coat and black pants.

[23:51] <The Paper> (( It shall be called the Furu Shrug from now on ))
[23:51] <The Paper> (( /me sees the big "duh" plane smack him in the head ))
[23:51] <The Paper> (( >< Thanks Star ))
[23:53] * Garrick waves.
[23:53] <starcat!> (( XD ))
[23:53] <starcat!> (( No problem~ ))
[23:54] <starcat!> (( Actually I'd never thought to look there before <_< ))
[23:54] <starcat!> (( It's quite interesting >_> ))
[23:54] * Aya Mitsuske grins and elegantly waves back, her golden wedding band glinting in the light.
[23:54] <Kimiko> That looks kind of stinky.
[23:54] <starcat!> Oooh, Yai, that's eloquent.
[23:54] <Kimiko> (( woo, fixed Kimiko's /look ))
[23:54] * The Paper can't figure out how to change the songs on London-kuo's Ipod
[23:55] * starcat! looks at Kimiko.
[23:55] *** Kimiko is a white haired, greyblued-eyed 7 or 8 year old girl. She is charming, quiet, likes to smile, and belongs to Aya Mitsuske. Although she does not look like it, she is an illegally created android using the technologies of Naomi-Corp. She's Aya's Lure.

[23:56] * The Paper is listening to: Eddie Murphy - Party All The Time.mp3 [128 kbps]
[23:56] <The Paper> O_O
[23:56] <Garrick> Married lady, eh?
[23:57] * The Paper slams a paper knife through the Ipod to drown out the horrable noise in her ears
[23:57] <Aya Mitsuske> Happily so.
[23:57] <starcat!> D:
[23:57] <starcat!> Aw, not the iPod --wait
[23:57] <starcat!> Yesss, the iPod.
[23:57] <Yaijinden> It's not meant to smell good, it's meant to get his attention.
[23:57] * Aya Mitsuske smiles happily at Garrick when talking about her marraige, but her smile falters juuust a bit.
[23:57] * starcat! will buy Brad a new MP3 player, one not tainted by Apple <_<
[23:57] <starcat!> tasty~
[23:57] * Kimiko walks back over to her mom and sits next to her.
[23:58] <Yaijinden> I mean, I could have used a note, but this way it looks like blood.
[23:58] <Yaijinden> Kind of.
[23:58] <Aya Mitsuske> I think it looks absolutely lovely, Yaijin.
[23:59] <The Paper> Apple is satan and anyone who buys the devil product clearly is a worshiper of the dark lord.
[23:59] <The Paper>
[23:59] <Yaijinden> Well thank you. For something off the top of my head done out of necessity, I can't make m'self not be awesome.
[23:59] * The Paper fiddles with the dead Ipod
[00:00] * The Paper decides the Ipod is a hat
[00:00] * Yaijinden flexes preposterously
[00:00] * The Paper puts it on her head
[00:00] * Aya Mitsuske smiles.
[00:00] <starcat!> Hat!
[00:00] * starcat! finds a shoe
[00:01] * starcat! puts shoe on head :3
[00:01] * The Paper giggles
[00:01] <Garrick> You two get along pretty well.
[00:01] <Kimiko> Which two?
[00:02] <Yaijinden> Back to the sugar.
[00:02] <Yaijinden> Skipping the low-grade chocolate, what does that leave us OOH TAFFY
[00:02] <Yaijinden> narm
[00:02] * The Paper decides now that the Ipod is a rabbit
[00:03] * The Paper beats it with a sledge hammer from underneith the couch
[00:03] <The Paper> Silly rabbit, Tricks are for kids!
[00:03] <The Paper> *Trix
[00:04] * The Paper plops back down
[00:04] <Garrick> Those two.
[00:06] <starcat!> I wish there were sour things in there...
[00:06] <starcat!> D:
[00:06] <starcat!> No, don't squish rabbits!
[00:06] <starcat!> Rabbits are nice ;_;
[00:06] <The Paper> I like Duck Sauce.
[00:07] <starcat!> They're cute and fluffy and they have ears
[00:07] * starcat! dons a pair of bunny ears :3
[00:07] <starcat!> ^__~
[00:07] * Kimiko yawns in a sleepy yet cute manner.
[00:07] * The Paper looks at Star
[00:07] * Garrick looks over Kimiko.
[00:07] <Garrick> Hmmm.
[00:07] * The Paper looks ar the sledge hammer
[00:08] <starcat!> :D ?
[00:08] <The Paper> ....
[00:08] <Yaijinden> Should she be out this late?
[00:08] <starcat!> You don't want to squish me, riiight?
[00:08] * starcat! brings out books
[00:08] * starcat! hugs the books X3
[00:08] <The Paper> Wrong kind of Bunny. You squirt blood not bad actors.
[00:08] * The Paper glomps the books
[00:09] <The Paper> Eddie Murphy makes Hollywood cry.
[00:09] <starcat!> D: My books.
[00:10] <Aya Mitsuske> Probably not, but she likes the night time.
[00:10] <Aya Mitsuske> Matter of fact, she just likes life in all times of the day, don't you Kimiko?
[00:10] * Kimiko looks up at her mom and nods with a sleepy smile.
[00:10] <Kimiko> I like people.
[00:10] <The Paper> I like paper.
[00:10] <The Paper> Paper likes me.
[00:11] <Yaijinden> People are interesting sorts.
[00:11] <starcat!> I wish paper liked me.
[00:11] <starcat!> you're lucky.
[00:11] <The Paper> If throw a midget into a tub of water he makes sleepy-time tea!
[00:11] <Kimiko> Paper doesn't have feelings, that's silly.
[00:11] <The Paper> ....
[00:11] <The Paper> - Yes it does. -
[00:12] <Kimiko> Look.
[00:12] * Kimiko hops off the couch and finds a random discarded and used paper on the floor.
[00:12] * Kimiko tears it in two.
[00:12] <Kimiko> See?
[00:12] <Kimiko> It didn't scream or cry or anything.
[00:12] <The Paper> O_O
[00:12] * The Paper twitches
[00:12] * Aya Mitsuske watches, a bemused expression on her face.
[00:13] <Kimiko> Told you.
[00:13] * Kimiko crumples it up and goes over to toss it into a wastebasket.
[00:13] * The Paper forms the paper into a dagger
[00:13] <starcat!> D:
[00:13] <starcat!> Stop that!
[00:13] <starcat!> Don't be cruel!
[00:13] <Yaijinden> We can't say that for certain, kiddo.
[00:13] <The Paper> - You should respect the feelings of the paper. -
[00:14] <Garrick> Hey hey let's not do the violence thing!
[00:14] <Yaijinden> Just because we can't SEE something can be hurt doesn't mean it can't feel some sort of pain.
[00:14] <starcat!> Everything has feelings, whether you know it or not.
[00:14] <The Paper> - Say you're sorry. -
[00:14] <Kimiko> That's not true, right mommy?
[00:14] <starcat!> You're not attuned to them so you can't feel them, but other people can.
[00:15] <Aya Mitsuske> Kimiko, you should apologize. Whether or not you hurt an inanimate object's feelings isn't the question here. You offended Maggie and upset her.
[00:15] * Kimiko pouts.
[00:15] <starcat!> stupid children.
[00:15] <The Paper> - Last chance. -
[00:16] <Kimiko> I'm sorry for hurting a piece of paper.
[00:16] * Kimiko feels so foolish.
[00:16] <Kimiko> And I'm really sorry for hurting you somehow, Lady.
[00:16] <The Paper> Good =D
[00:16] * The Paper plops back down in front of the couch
[00:16] * Kimiko grumbles a little.
[00:17] * Aya Mitsuske lets her daughter's grumblings slide for now.
[00:17] <Yaijinden> Grumble grumble.
[00:17] * Kimiko giggles.
[00:17] <starcat!> Boo, that's my line
[00:18] <Aya Mitsuske> How charming.
[00:18] * Yaijinden takes another hunk off of the monster bait and allows Link to pass by
[00:19] * The Paper rocks back and forth
[00:19] * Aya Mitsuske rubs her hands, glancing down at her wedding band, and then looks over at Kimiko with a strange smile on her face.
[00:19] <Kimiko> This is such a nice house!
[00:20] <Yaijinden> At least until something else happens to it!
[00:20] <Yaijinden> But yeah, the people who own it are pretty darn wealthy, so they can afford a decent place.
[00:20] <Kimiko> Reeealy?
[00:20] <starcat!> Link what
[00:21] <Kimiko> Mommy, how come we don't have a house like this?
[00:21] <The Paper> They're Lesbians!
[00:21] <starcat!> I thought Minako owned it.
[00:21] * The Paper thinks
[00:21] <Aya Mitsuske> Kimiko, we have both the condominium/penthouse/REALLYBIGAPARTMENTTHiNG and the lodge already.
[00:21] <The Paper> Oh yea!
[00:22] <Aya Mitsuske> It'd be a bit much to buy a house, too.
[00:22] <Kimiko> But I barely get to GO to the apartment.
[00:22] * Kimiko pouts.
[00:22] <Garrick> Didn't Aino dabble in lesbianism?
[00:22] <Garrick> Still applies.
[00:22] <Kimiko> Pleeeease mommy?
[00:22] <Kimiko> Ask Shuro if we can buy a house too?
[00:22] * Aya Mitsuske laughs a little, though the laugh doesn't reach her eyes.
[00:22] <Aya Mitsuske> I'l ask, don't you worry about it.
[00:23] <starcat!> ...oh, that's true.
[00:23] <Yaijinden> She probably does, and she also has her own place.
[00:23] <Yaijinden> In fact I know she does.
[00:23] * Yaijinden points to one of the adjacent lots, where Aino House stands
[00:24] <The Paper> I have my own room. It has books everywhere.
[00:24] <starcat!> Heh.
[00:24] * Kimiko is happy!
[00:24] <Yaijinden> Where she and Ami and Makoto and Rei and X sleep.
[00:24] <Yaijinden> Or don't sleep.
[00:25] <Garrick> !
[00:26] <Yaijinden> Haha Jimmy, you poor ba[BLEEP]rd.
[00:26] <starcat!> what?
[00:26] * The Paper hums a song
[00:26] <starcat!> I have my own house
[00:26] <starcat!> It's got books and cosplay stuff.
[00:26] <starcat!> oh and a palace but eh >_>;
[00:27] * Aya Mitsuske stands up.
[00:27] <The Paper> You'll be living with London-kuo soon?
[00:27] <starcat!> it's got the best butler in the world and some other staff but it's not always used
[00:27] <Aya Mitsuske> Let's go, Kimiko. It's time we head back to the lodge.
[00:27] <starcat!> I hope so.
[00:27] <starcat!> We need to talk about that actually...
[00:27] * Kimiko nods and also gets off the couch.
[00:27] * Kimiko goes over and hugs Yaijinden as tight as a normal little girl can hug.
[00:28] * Kimiko then goes over and hugs starcat too!
[00:28] * Yaijinden hugs Kimiko back~
[00:28] * Kimiko smiles happily!
[00:28] * Kimiko goes back over to Aya and takes her by the hand.
[00:28] <Yaijinden> Tea does sound like a good idea. How shall I get a hold of you later?
[00:28] * Garrick waves!
[00:28] <starcat!> ...
[00:28] <starcat!> Man, why did you hug me?
[00:29] *** Aya Mitsuske [deviousartist@condominiums.cyuso.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Let's go, Kimiko. We have a lot to prepare for.)
[00:29] <The Paper> I'll call him and tell him to come over and talk to you!
[00:29] *** Kimiko [angelandroid@basement.lodge.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Mommy mommy, I liked Garrick today!)
[00:29] <starcat!> Ooh, that'd be nice. :D
[00:29] <starcat!> (hay Garrick you gots an admirer ;) )
[00:29] <Garrick> Aw, she liked me :D
[00:29] * The Paper presses some numbers on her PDA
[00:30] <starcat!> I wonder when she'll meet Solarchos...
[00:30] <The Paper> I sent him a text message.
[00:30] <starcat!> Aw, thank you. =)
[00:31] * Garrick ponders how Cardea is doing.
[00:32] * The Paper hides under the couch
[00:32] <Yaijinden> Push the couch aside and pry open the sheet metal to see!
[00:32] *** @Wolfwood [HungryliketheWolf@UNIT.japan-node1.int] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[00:32] *** spiritflame sets mode +o @Wolfwood

[00:32] <@spiritflame> Irasshai @Wolfwood *** Happy Obon!!
[00:32] <@Wolfwood> Someone need me?
[00:33] <Yaijinden> Your lady friend wants you.
[00:33] <Yaijinden> So bad.
[00:33] <starcat!> :D
[00:33] <starcat!> XD;
[00:33] <starcat!> I do not.
[00:33] <starcat!> The subject just came up of living spaces.
[00:33] <Garrick> You so do!
[00:33] <starcat!> What do you want to do about it?
[00:33] <@Wolfwood> Um....
[00:34] <starcat!> ...should we find a house together, or what?
[00:34] <@Wolfwood> Wow, I had'nt given it any thought.
[00:34] <@Wolfwood> Um...wow.
[00:34] <starcat!> I mean you'll always be welcome in Another Castle but I don't know if you'd want to really live there all the time, 'cause it's commuting and stuff...
[00:34] <@Wolfwood> What's the ETA from there to here?
[00:35] <starcat!> 'bout 30-40 minutes by boat.
[00:35] <starcat!> Short by helicopter.
[00:35] <Garrick> choppaaaaaaa
[00:36] <@Wolfwood> It'll be fine. The castle is your home, i'd like it to be OUR home....if you're ok with that.
[00:36] <starcat!> ^_^
[00:37] <starcat!> I'd love to share it with you.
[00:37] <@Wolfwood> ^_^
[00:38] *** Euri Hakinochi [iceprincess@242downthestreet.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[00:38] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Euri Hakinochi *** Happy Obon!!
[00:38] <Euri Hakinochi> Don't you love being out this late at night, minna-saaan?
[00:38] * @Wolfwood gives her a hug and a kiss
[00:38] <starcat!> Hi, Euri-san!
[00:38] <starcat!> ...I'm always out th--ooh~
[00:38] * starcat! is pleasantly interrupted~
[00:38] <Yaijinden> This late at night is the devil's work!
[00:38] <Yaijinden> DEVIL'S WORK.
[00:38] <Garrick> :O
[00:38] <Yaijinden> KISSING IS THE DEVIL'S WORK.
[00:38] <Yaijinden> PRAISE SATAN!
[00:38] <starcat!> ¬_¬
[00:39] <starcat!> heh.
[00:39] <starcat!> Shinjesus has abandoned us!
[00:39] * Euri Hakinochi laughs!
[00:39] <Garrick> Yai stop being Satanic!
[00:39] <Euri Hakinochi> Awww it's good to be back here!!
[00:39] <Euri Hakinochi> I've missed you guys.
[00:39] <Euri Hakinochi> Little Hachiko-can is getting so fussy!
[00:39] <Yaijinden> I eschew your concept of God and Devil for its lacking.
[00:39] <Yaijinden> She's what about, a year now?
[00:39] <Euri Hakinochi> She turns a year old on the 24th!!
[00:39] <Euri Hakinochi> Eeeee I'm so excited!
[00:40] <Yaijinden> ooooh~ baby.
[00:40] <starcat!> Congrats!
[00:40] <Euri Hakinochi> Hai Hai!!!!!! (Starkitty-san, insert my face for me bcause i don't have the keys for it on this retarded laptop!!)
[00:40] <starcat!> Tell her happy birthday for me.
[00:40] <Euri Hakinochi> Thankies!!!
[00:40] <starcat!> though she won't really get it.
[00:40] <starcat!> *^-^* ?
[00:41] <Euri Hakinochi> I know that most mothers usually have abig parties for their first year
[00:41] <Euri Hakinochi> but
[00:41] <Euri Hakinochi> she's a BABY!
[00:41] <Euri Hakinochi> (Yes thank you)
[00:41] <starcat!> She won't remember it.
[00:41] <starcat!> You should have a little party though!
[00:41] <@Wolfwood> I agree.
[00:41] <starcat!> man now I can't remember what I was going to say, Euri-san!
[00:41] <Euri Hakinochi> How little?
[00:41] <starcat!> I dunno, a few people, some cake.
[00:42] <Yaijinden> Like some of your friends who you want to celebrate something random with.
[00:42] <Garrick> People made of cake.
[00:42] <Yaijinden> Also it gives them the option to bring something that rattles for the wee one.
[00:42] <Yaijinden> soylent cake :r
[00:42] <Euri Hakinochi> Heee
[00:42] <starcat!> cakepeople
[00:42] <starcat!> mmmm
[00:43] <@Wolfwood> Which reminds me how much we have to plan for our own wedding.
[00:43] <@Wolfwood> ><
[00:44] <Garrick> No no not cake made of people people made of cake
[00:44] <Euri Hakinochi> ..wha?
[00:46] *** Euri Hakinochi [iceprincess@242downthestreet.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (omg it's late and Im getting tired can't talk anymore need to beat up my e-mail for being so slow to send pictures to my boyfriend GOODNIGHT GUYS!)
[00:46] * Garrick waves?
[00:47] <@Wolfwood> Well then.
[00:47] <Yaijinden> Tea and kekers.
[00:47] * Yaijinden blows a kiss, turns on a heel and is out
[00:48] * starcat! giggles
[00:48] * starcat! kisses Brad
[00:48] <starcat!> Don't worry too much about the wedding. I'll get it planned.
[00:48] <starcat!> What do you think about dark purple and light blue for colors?
[00:48] <@Wolfwood> '_'
[00:48] <@Wolfwood> Kay
[00:49] * Garrick feels awkward in front of the couple
[00:51] <@Wolfwood> I like that idea.
[00:51] * @Wolfwood gets a phone call
[00:51] <@Wolfwood> One second
[00:51] * @Wolfwood is away 
[00:51] <starcat!> :D
[00:51] <starcat!> K.
[00:51] * starcat! grooves around~
[00:52] * @Wolfwood is back
[00:52] <@Wolfwood> ...
[00:52] * @Wolfwood peaks outside
[00:52] <@Wolfwood> Maggie.
[00:52] <starcat!> ?
[00:52] * The Paper peaks out from underneith the couch
[00:53] * @Wolfwood makes a punching motion
[00:53] <The Paper> - On it. -
[00:53] * starcat! blinks
[00:53] * The Paper dashes outside, surrounded by a tornado of paper
[00:53] * The Paper is away: working
[00:53] <@Wolfwood> Anyway.
[00:54] <Garrick> >_>
[00:55] <starcat!> Er, what's up...?
[00:56] <@Wolfwood> Zilla attack.
[00:56] * Garrick ponders if he should go be with his girlfriend.
[00:57] <starcat!> Oh.
[00:57] <starcat!> K.
[00:58] <Garrick> Would you two mind at all?
[00:58] <starcat!> ...eh?
[00:58] <starcat!> mind what?
[00:58] <@Wolfwood> I don't.
[01:00] <Garrick> If I abandoned you to your make outs
[01:01] <starcat!> Oh.
[01:01] <starcat!> Were we making out?
[01:02] <@Wolfwood> I don't think so.
[01:02] <Garrick> it will happen
[01:02] <starcat!> I wonder where we should have the wedding...
[01:03] <starcat!> Let's have the reception at the palace.
[01:04] <@Wolfwood> Ok.
[01:05] * starcat! thinks
[01:05] <starcat!> and um...
[01:05] <starcat!> ...who'd we decide we wanted to marry us?
[01:05] <starcat!> <_<;
[01:05] <@Wolfwood> Xadium.
[01:05] <starcat!> Right. :D
[01:05] <starcat!> K.
[01:06] *** Garrick [spearking@rival.janus.net] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Oh Caaaardeeeaaa~)
[01:06] <@Wolfwood> Got the band for the reception I gotta book yet.
[01:06] <starcat!> (Bye Garrick)
[01:06] <starcat!> K. :3
[01:08] <@Wolfwood> So.
[01:08] <@Wolfwood> What shall we do now?
[01:08] <starcat!> ...I dunno.
[01:09] <starcat!> I think that's basically all the questions I had to ask you about the wedding...
[01:09] <starcat!> um...
[01:11] <starcat!> ...I got nothing. ._.
[01:11] <@Wolfwood> Me neither.
[01:12] <@Wolfwood> We could go....ummm.....yea, still nothing.
[01:14] <@Wolfwood> Um.
[01:14] <starcat!> Um...
[01:14] <starcat!> I dunno, want to go get a snack?
[01:15] <@Wolfwood> Snacks work.
[01:15] <starcat!> :3
[01:17] <@Wolfwood> Shall we?
[01:17] <starcat!> We shall!
[01:17] *** starcat! [princess@anothercastle.gov] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Cake shop, maybe?)
[01:17] *** @Wolfwood [HungryliketheWolf@UNIT.japan-node1.int] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Why not.)
[01:19] *** Placeholder Girl [takingupspace@randomideas.org] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[01:19] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Placeholder Girl *** Happy Obon!!
[01:19] <Placeholder Girl> How strange!
[01:19] <Placeholder Girl> I felt certain there was a need for a proxy here, and yet...nothing!
[01:20] <Placeholder Girl> Perhaps it isn't evident!
[01:20] <Future Furu 2.0> Actually!
[01:20] * Future Furu 2.0 holds up a bottle of wine!
[01:21] <Future Furu 2.0> I need someone to help me drink this.
[01:21] <Placeholder Girl> Placeholder Girl can do that!
[01:22] <Placeholder Girl> How would you like to imbibe tonight?
[01:22] <Placeholder Girl> Washing away bad memories, hoping to score, or other?
[01:23] <Future Furu 2.0> All three?
[01:23] <Placeholder Girl> Define other!
[01:24] <Future Furu 2.0> Celebration.
[01:24] <Placeholder Girl> Placeholder Girl's previous appointment canceled for tonight. (His girlfriend came back from vacation early!)
[01:24] <Placeholder Girl> What are you celebrating?
[01:25] <Future Furu 2.0> Aaah, but that's a secret.
[01:25] <Placeholder Girl> I am suspicious. ¬_¬
[01:26] <Future Furu 2.0> Let's just say I completed a major project.
[01:26] <Placeholder Girl> Did you have to kill twenty sacrificial virgins for it?
[01:28] <Future Furu 2.0> Nope, just had to put a ball in a robot.
[01:29] <Placeholder Girl> That's a major project?
[01:30] <Placeholder Girl> All right, let's celebrate!
[01:30] * Future Furu 2.0 smiles!
[01:31] <Future Furu 2.0> All right then!
[01:31] * Future Furu 2.0 goes to get a couple of wine glasses.
[01:32] * Placeholder Girl sets a table for two and sits
[01:33] * Future Furu 2.0 returns and sits at the table, setting the glasses down.
[01:33] <Future Furu 2.0> Heeere we go~
[01:33] * Future Furu 2.0 uncorks the bottle!
[01:34] * Placeholder Girl smiles~
[01:35] <Placeholder Girl> Anything you want to talk about, or should we just drink?
[01:37] <Future Furu 2.0> That's up to you.
[01:37] * Future Furu 2.0 pours the wine in her glass, then his, smiling all the while.
[01:38] <Placeholder Girl> So what do you do?
[01:38] <Placeholder Girl> You work with robots, huh?
[01:38] * Placeholder Girl sips
[01:38] <Placeholder Girl> Oh, this is tasty.
[01:40] <starcat> !rei.bot what is 98 cm in inches
[01:40] <@spiritflame> 98 centimeters = 38.5826772 inches
[01:40] <starcat> !rei.bot what is 58 cm in inches
[01:40] <@spiritflame> 58 centimeters = 22.8346457 inches
[01:40] <Future Furu 2.0> Yes, it really is.
[01:40] * Future Furu 2.0 drinks a little.
[01:40] <starcat> !rei.bot what is 82 cm in inches
[01:40] <@spiritflame> 82 centimeters = 32.2834646 inches
[01:40] * starcat is away: :D K done
[01:40] <Future Furu 2.0> I work with machines of all types.
[01:40] <Future Furu 2.0> Robots are what I'm working on now.
[01:40] <Placeholder Girl> So are you a mechanic or do you design them?
[01:42] <Future Furu 2.0> Design, though I find myself doing a lot of repair and upgrade.
[01:43] <Placeholder Girl> Oh, not just smart.
[01:43] <Placeholder Girl> Good for you!
[01:44] <Future Furu 2.0> I do try to be handy.
[01:44] * Future Furu 2.0 grins and sips more wine.
[01:45] <Placeholder Girl> Everyone needs at least one hands-on skill.
[01:46] <Future Furu 2.0> What's yours?
[01:47] <Placeholder Girl> That's a secret. ^_~
[01:47] <Placeholder Girl> I can do most any simple odd job, though.
[01:49] <Future Furu 2.0> Really? I could use someone like that around.
[01:52] * Future Furu 2.0 grins a bit.
[01:52] <Placeholder Girl> I'm a bit busy.
[01:52] <Placeholder Girl> Full-time superhero and all that.
[01:54] <Placeholder Girl> Thank you for the offer, but I'd know if you needed me -- you don't.
[01:55] <Future Furu 2.0> Ooo, superpowers, hm?
[01:56] <Placeholder Girl> A few, little ones.
[01:56] <Future Furu 2.0> Better than nothing, by far.
[01:59] <Placeholder Girl> Oh, I don't know, normal people aren't bad.
[01:59] * Placeholder Girl finishes the wine in her glass
[01:59] <Placeholder Girl> They're kinda fun to hang out with.
[01:59] <Future Furu 2.0> More?
[02:00] <Placeholder Girl> Please.
[02:00] <Placeholder Girl> So I take it you've got a few special abilities of your own.
[02:01] <Future Furu 2.0> I'm...talented with machines.
[02:02] <Placeholder Girl> That doesn't exactly sound like what I meant, but okay.
[02:03] * Future Furu 2.0 pours more wine in the girl's glass
[02:03] <Future Furu 2.0> No no no.
[02:03] <Future Furu 2.0> I mean I'm far better with machines than any human should be.
[02:04] <Future Furu 2.0> I'm smart, but I'm capable of performing feats of mechanical ability far beyond what my intelligence would indicate.
[02:04] <Placeholder Girl> Oh, like...a psychic connection?
[02:04] * Future Furu 2.0 finishes his glass and works on pouring another
[02:04] <Future Furu 2.0> Exactly.
[02:05] <Future Furu 2.0> It's a little thing, but it helps.
[02:06] <Placeholder Girl> That's cool!
[02:06] <Placeholder Girl> Can you mess with machines already made, or do you have to have modified them?
[02:07] <Future Furu 2.0> Anything.
[02:08] <Future Furu 2.0> Regardless of planetary origin.
[02:08] * Future Furu 2.0 siiiiiips.
[02:09] * Placeholder Girl finishes off the last of her glass
[02:09] <Placeholder Girl> Ah, so sorry, but an emergency has come up.
[02:09] <Placeholder Girl> I owe you one, okay?
[02:09] <Future Furu 2.0> Ah, all right.
[02:09] * Placeholder Girl leaves a business card
[02:09] <Future Furu 2.0> You do~.
[02:09] *** Placeholder Girl [takingupspace@randomideas.org] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Standing in for justice since 1999!)
[02:09] * Future Furu 2.0 takes the card and pockets it
[02:09] *** Future Furu 2.0 [machine_king@dragonfang.net] has left #suburbansenshi2 (*hic*)
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[10:53] <Darth Vader> I approve
[12:08] * starcat! clings to the chatbox
[12:08] *** starcat! [princess@anothercastle.gov] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[12:08] <@spiritflame> Irasshai starcat! *** Happy Obon!!
[12:08] <starcat!> T_______T
[12:13] * starcat! weeeps
[12:30] <> Why are you weeping.
[12:30] * is now known as The Actuary
[12:31] <starcat!> 'cause. :<
[12:31] <starcat!> tomorrow my extended vacation/parttimeywork ends. D:
[12:31] <The Actuary> That's hardly informative.
[12:31] <The Actuary> Ahhh.
[12:31] <The Actuary> then what happens to you?
[12:31] <starcat!> It will be stressful and long!
[12:31] <starcat!> and the time I spend here will be reduced.
[12:32] <The Actuary> School.
[12:32] * starcat! sighs
[12:32] <starcat!> School.
[12:32] <starcat!> School I'm slightly afraid of.
[12:33] <The Actuary> You have my depeest sympathies
[12:33] <The Actuary> Why is this a new school?
[12:33] <starcat!> heh.
[12:33] <starcat!> No.
[12:33] <starcat!> But the classes are new.
[12:33] <The Actuary> Ah.
[12:34] <starcat!> I've no idea who I'll be in classes with, most of my friends are underclassmen.
[12:34] <The Actuary> I just sort of viewed classes dimly, reading what was put before me and doing what was required.
[12:34] <starcat!> heh.
[12:34] <The Actuary> A sort of unending fugue.
[12:34] <starcat!> I like to actually try and learn things, but at the same time...
[12:35] <starcat!> most of it seems so pointless.
[12:35] <starcat!> (Health class for example)
[12:35] <The Actuary> The slavour of the themes changed but basic practices, by and large, remained the same.
[12:35] <The Actuary> Well, you need to learn about diseases and such.
[12:35] <starcat!> Keh.
[12:35] <starcat!> We had a book for the sixth-grade level.
[12:35] <The Actuary> And if you know about them, bear in mind they are for the benefit of your less-educated counterparts.
[12:36] <The Actuary> Whom you do not want to spread disease to you.
[12:36] <The Actuary> Plus it's an easy A./
[12:36] <starcat!> It's not the idea of the class -- it's that the class taught me absolutely nothing. :(
[12:36] <starcat!> Yes. Very easy.
[12:36] <starcat!> So easy I managed to get the teacher's permission to miss the last three or four weeks of it and still got an A.
[12:36] <The Actuary> then take the time to relax.
[12:37] <The Actuary> Easy classes are gifts to us.
[12:37] <starcat!> Nah, it's calculus I'm worried about.
[12:37] <The Actuary> Ah.
[12:37] <The Actuary> good luck with that.
[12:37] <starcat!> Most of my other classes should be okay. I got physics done last year so that's a bit easier at least...
[12:37] <starcat!> thank you.
[12:38] <The Actuary> There must be basic calculus turtorial online; I would peruse them prior to setting foot in the clasrrom
[12:38] <starcat!> I hate math classes. ><
[12:38] <The Actuary> ^tutorials, classroom
[12:38] <starcat!> Yeah...that's a good idea.
[12:38] <The Actuary> I think that's a fairly widely shared sentiment.
[12:39] <The Actuary> Math classes are cumulative and pressured; the best way to beat them is to study at your own pace outside of the classroom
[12:39] <The Actuary> But the advent of the school year will make that difficult.
[12:41] <starcat!> Well, I'm not even that bad at math...
[12:41] <starcat!> I'm pretty good, actually.
[12:41] <starcat!> but calculus is different.
[12:42] <starcat!> And I have it first thing in the morning!
[12:42] <starcat!> (not my best time <_<)
[12:42] <starcat!> I think most of my other classes will be keeping on top of the work.
[12:43] <The Actuary> That is usually the problem.
[12:44] <starcat!> Yeah.
[12:44] <starcat!> I'm going to go see if I can find cosplay supplies.
[12:44] <The Actuary> unnerve yourself with this
[12:44] <starcat!> Thanks for talking with me. :)
[12:45] <The Actuary> No worries.
[12:45] * The Actuary waves and heads off
[12:45] * The Actuary is away: The ginat head frightens me.
[12:45] <starcat!> wha?that's just CREEPY. D:
[12:45] * starcat! is away: D: D: D:
[13:53] *** @Furu [dangerhighvoltage@1.21.jigawatts.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[13:53] *** spiritflame sets mode +o @Furu

[13:53] <@spiritflame> Irasshai @Furu *** Happy Obon!!
[13:53] * @Furu lurks around!
[13:53] <@Furu> lurk lurk lurk
[13:54] <The Actuary> Hello
[13:55] <The Actuary> I believe we have a match.
[13:55] <@Furu> Mmhm. Ready?
[13:56] <The Actuary> Yes.
[13:56] * The Actuary collects her bo
[13:56] * @Furu is now known as Vizard_Furu
[13:56] <The Actuary> I shall see you in the arena.
[13:56] *** The Actuary [nmx@japan.unit.int] has left #suburbansenshi2 (I Balance the Ledgers of History.)
[13:56] <Vizard_Furu> Right.
[13:56] *** Vizard_Furu [renegade_reaper@vizardhideout.com] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Justice like lightning.)
[13:56] * @Shaldra Darkness chuckles and goes to observe this.
[14:03] <@Shaldra Darkness> Relax, Noriko. Concentrate and feel every move, both your and your opponent's...
[14:03] *** @Wolfwood [HungryliketheWolf@UNIT.japan-node1.int] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[14:03] *** spiritflame sets mode +o @Wolfwood

[14:03] <@spiritflame> Irasshai @Wolfwood *** Happy Obon!!
[14:04] * @Shaldra Darkness nods to Wolfwood.
[14:05] * @Wolfwood nods back
[14:06] <@Wolfwood> I miss much of the fight?
[14:06] <@Shaldra Darkness> It just started.
[14:07] <@Wolfwood> Good.
[14:07] * @Wolfwood munches on a Koala Yummy
[14:09] * @Wolfwood offers some
[14:09] <@Shaldra Darkness> No thanks.
[14:12] <@Wolfwood> oK.
[14:12] * @Shaldra Darkness fiddles with a tennis ball, tossing it between her hands, fully concentrating on the fight.
[14:14] * @Shaldra Darkness crushes the tennis ball in her hand and gives out a rather quiet snarl.
[14:15] * @Wolfwood frowns
[14:20] <@Shaldra Darkness> Now calm down, Noriko. Let your anger pass and clear your mind so you can read his moves properly.
[14:20] <@Wolfwood> He's gonna feel that tomorrow.
[14:23] * @Shaldra Darkness drops the pieces of tennis ball from her hand and takes a deep breath.
[14:24] * @Shaldra Darkness takes a moment to put her jacket and sakura into the TARDIS.
[14:25] * @Wolfwood fishes a medkit ouy of his bag
[14:25] * @Shaldra Darkness rolls up her jeans and takes the hidden throwing needles off her leg.
[14:25] * @Shaldra Darkness takes the hidden spikes out of the palms of her gloves.
[14:25] <Yaijinden> And with a bang and a crash and an off!
[14:26] * @Shaldra Darkness grabs the ends of her scarf and tugs out the knives hidden there.
[14:27] <Yaijinden> WE HAVE OUR VINNARDS.
[14:27] <Yaijinden> Geez Shaldra faith no more are we?
[14:27] * walks back ina bit slowly.
[14:27] * is now known as The Actuary
[14:27] * Vizard_Furu pops in
[14:27] <Vizard_Furu> Ow.
[14:27] * @Wolfwood helps Boss
[14:27] * The Actuary waves off Wolfwood "Thank,s but I;'m all right."
[14:28] * The Actuary leans on her sister's TARDIS
[14:28] * @Shaldra Darkness makes sure she's sufficiently unarmed.
[14:28] <@Wolfwood> Allright ma'am.
[14:28] <The Actuary> Nothing a good hot bath in Epsom salts won't cure later.
[14:29] <@Shaldra Darkness> Ikari Furu.
[14:29] <Yaijinden> EEEKAHREEE FUUUUURUUUUU
[14:29] * The Actuary pulls out "Rule Breaker" from her vest and tosses it to Mother.
[14:29] <The Actuary> Sorry, I just didn't feel right in using it.
[14:29] * @Shaldra Darkness tosses it into the TARDIS.
[14:30] <@Wolfwood> Can I get you some water ma'am? Maybe some industrial strength pain killers?
[14:30] <Vizard_Furu> Yeah?
[14:30] * The Actuary lets out a long exhale.
[14:30] <The Actuary> No, he didn't hurt me that badly.
[14:30] <The Actuary> Perhaps my pride has taken a sting, but such is the nature of pride.
[14:30] <@Shaldra Darkness> Generally I don't care about what comes out of your mouth.
[14:30] <@Shaldra Darkness> But what you said during that battle annoyed me.
[14:30] * Yaijinden mumbles something re: dongs
[14:31] <Vizard_Furu> Huh?
[14:31] <The Actuary> No, Yaijinden, that's what goes in.
[14:31] <@Shaldra Darkness> That you don't care if you win by luck or skill.
[14:31] <The Actuary> Ikari Furu is a creature of luck.
[14:31] <Yaijinden> Shows how much you know about the refined art of licking d[BLEEP]k.
[14:32] <The Actuary> I should do a study to see if he bends the probability of quantum spin around him.
[14:32] <@Shaldra Darkness> Luck runs out.
[14:32] <The Actuary> I suspect he does.
[14:32] <@Wolfwood> Stat wise his luck is in the high nineties.
[14:32] <@Shaldra Darkness> Should he run out during a much more important battle, he will die.
[14:32] <Vizard_Furu> In the end, isn't it the same?
[14:32] <@Wolfwood> Low eighties on a bad day.
[14:32] <Vizard_Furu> Yeah, dead. Been there done that.
[14:32] <@Shaldra Darkness> No.
[14:33] <@Shaldra Darkness> It is not.
[14:33] * The Actuary shrugsm, she'll leave that to Sakura, she's always wanting to do a paper or three.
[14:33] <Vizard_Furu> There's a pretty short list of people here that could effectively kill me in combat.
[14:33] * @Shaldra Darkness grabs Furu by the collar.
[14:33] * @Shaldra Darkness lifts him from the ground.
[14:33] <@Wolfwood> ....
[14:33] <Vizard_Furu> ....and only one I'm worried about actually doing i-Agh! Hey!
[14:33] <@Shaldra Darkness> Baka.
[14:33] <The Actuary> I could kill you.
[14:33] <The Actuary> I could have tried to.
[14:33] <Yaijinden> ...
[14:33] <The Actuary> I had the tool.
[14:33] <@Shaldra Darkness> You're an incredibly arrogant little man.
[14:33] <Yaijinden> a paper or three on the art of c[BLEEP]kmongling eh
[14:34] * @Shaldra Darkness narrows her eyes.
[14:34] <Vizard_Furu> Maybe I am. Or maybe I'm just past the point of caring. Could be either.
[14:34] * The Actuary sits down and looks at her hands
[14:34] <Yaijinden> I know that feeling!
[14:34] <The Actuary> Have I mellowed?
[14:34] <Yaijinden> Oh gawd I can't stop thinking about sex.
[14:34] <The Actuary> There was a time when I would have never passed up a tactical opportunity.
[14:35] * @Shaldra Darkness switches her grip from Furu's collar to Furu's neck.
[14:35] <The Actuary> No matter how grossly unfair.
[14:35] <Yaijinden> The opportunities are just RAMPANT...
[14:35] <Vizard_Furu> Grk
[14:35] <Yaijinden> The puns. The innuendo. The double entendres!
[14:35] <The Actuary> Yaijinden, if you can master the art of contortion, you can have sex with yourself.
[14:35] *** Elda [steel_dreamer@crikeymail.com.au] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[14:35] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Elda *** Happy Obon!!
[14:35] <@Shaldra Darkness> Ikari Furu. You are quite the fool.
[14:36] <@Wolfwood> Time changes people ma'am.
[14:36] <Vizard_Furu> ...
[14:36] * The Actuary shrugs.
[14:36] <@Wolfwood> There was a time when I would have gladly killed any number of you out of sheer hate.
[14:36] <Yaijinden> But I don't WANT to have sex.
[14:36] <The Actuary> Yes... I felt the same about Furu.
[14:36] <@Shaldra Darkness> I suggest you smarten up.
[14:37] <Yaijinden> I just want to rub it in everyone's faces.
[14:37] <The Actuary> A blind, unreasoning hatred.
[14:37] * @Shaldra Darkness presses her thumb to Furu's pulse point.
[14:37] <Yaijinden> A slow, sensual, somewhat sticky rubbing.
[14:37] <@Shaldra Darkness> Or you certainly will meet your end.
[14:37] <The Actuary> Am I annoyed I lost to him? Yes. But actually less than I thought I would be.
[14:37] <@Wolfwood> Shaldra, you can put my soon to be "brother in law" down now. Before he pees on the carpet.
[14:37] * Elda has a bowl of spicy ramen cradled in her arm, tending to it with chopsticks, as she eats gradually, oblvious to the talk of sex, killing, and other things that are uncatholiclly
[14:37] <Yaijinden> Am I ruining the mood? Because if I am I'll go somewhere else for all of the five minutes it'll take me before I get bored.
[14:37] <The Actuary> Wolfwood, we're going to be related, aren't we.
[14:38] <Yaijinden> An Elda appears zomg!
[14:38] <Vizard_Furu> ....
[14:38] <Elda> Hm?
[14:38] * @Shaldra Darkness pulls her thumb away and gently sets Furu back on the floor.
[14:38] <@Wolfwood> It would seem.
[14:38] <Elda> Hi Yaijinden-san.
[14:38] * @Shaldra Darkness pulls her hand away.
[14:38] <Elda> I heard the word "brother-in-law"
[14:38] <Yaijinden> Welcome to the party again.
[14:38] <Elda> Is someone getting married?
[14:38] <@Wolfwood> I am.
[14:38] <The Actuary> Wolfwood - starcat - Furu - Yura - me
[14:39] <Yaijinden> Many people are getting married.
[14:39] * The Actuary pauses.
[14:39] <Yaijinden> It's August, which isn't June, but it's good enough for the thoughts of romantic splendor.
[14:39] <@Wolfwood> Just don't shove me into a desk job ma'am.
[14:39] <@Wolfwood> Please.
[14:39] <Elda> Congrats *shoves a serving of noodles in her mouth* where's the ceremony going to be?
[14:39] <The Actuary> starcat to Furu.
[14:39] * Yaijinden will shove you down for a desk job ♡
[14:39] * Vizard_Furu stays floatinh in mid-air.
[14:39] <Yaijinden> I don't know! I have no idea.
[14:39] <The Actuary> starcat to wolfwood.
[14:40] <The Actuary> /me shakes her head, nevermind
[14:40] <Elda> starcat-san. Always a nice girl.
[14:40] <Elda> Hm.
[14:40] * @Shaldra Darkness glances over her shoulder.
[14:40] <@Wolfwood> Love of my life. ^_^
[14:40] <Elda> Furu? where is the boy? haven't seen him.
[14:40] * The Actuary takes a headache pill
[14:40] <@Shaldra Darkness> What, have you joined the ranks of those wanting to kill me, Furu?
[14:40] <The Actuary> His incorporeal self is around
[14:41] * The Actuary waves absently "thereabouts"
[14:41] <Elda> Incorporeal...
[14:41] <Vizard_Furu> What? No.
[14:41] <Yaijinden> He's dead and skinless right now. He may be getting it back in a bit.
[14:41] <Vizard_Furu> You're my friend. Why would I want to kill you?
[14:41] * Yaijinden indicates the floating Furu
[14:41] <Yaijinden> You sees him there ja?
[14:41] <Yaijinden> Da? Nyet?
[14:41] <The Actuary> Mother has a persecution complex.
[14:41] <Elda> Er...
[14:41] <@Shaldra Darkness> You haven't seen everyone who wants to kill me, Noriko.
[14:41] <Elda> Yaijinden-san
[14:42] <Elda> What are you talking about?
[14:42] <Elda> There's no one there.
[14:42] <@Shaldra Darkness> It's a fairly long list.
[14:42] <Yaijinden> Elda~
[14:42] <The Actuary> Ae they here?
[14:42] <Vizard_Furu> What you did was a little rough, but...I dunno, maybe I need it.
[14:42] <The Actuary> no.
[14:42] <The Actuary> It's a complex.
[14:42] <Yaijinden> Not that you can see, no.
[14:42] * Elda shoves more noodles into her mouth.
[14:42] <Vizard_Furu> I guess I've gotten...careless since I've become a Vizard.
[14:42] * Yaijinden nods in conjunction with Noriko
[14:42] <The Actuary> You were always careless, boy.
[14:42] <Yaijinden> Guilt! Guilt guilt guilt! And... and what else.
[14:42] * The Actuary stops herself.
[14:42] <Yaijinden> Aversion to confrontation.
[14:42] <@Shaldra Darkness> Now you're careless and c[BLEEP]ky.
[14:42] <The Actuary> No, no no... must not leture him any more.
[14:43] <The Actuary> I'm done with that.
[14:43] <Yaijinden> Stroooong.
[14:43] * @Wolfwood is listening to: Beck - Looser.mp3 [128 kbps]
[14:43] <The Actuary> My energies are better spent elsewhere.
[14:43] <Elda> Not that I can see
[14:43] <Elda> Did Furu die?
[14:43] <Vizard_Furu> ¬_¬
[14:43] <The Actuary> Yes.
[14:43] <Elda> Oh.
[14:43] <The Actuary> He wante dto have sex with his girlffriend.
[14:43] <@Shaldra Darkness> Oh, and Furu.
[14:43] <Elda> Poor boy.
[14:43] <Yaijinden> He's dead, yeah, and he's back in ghostly form.
[14:43] <Elda> how'd it happen?
[14:43] <@Shaldra Darkness> Remember.
[14:43] <The Actuary> The problem was she was dead.
[14:43] <The Actuary> So he got himself killed.
[14:43] <@Shaldra Darkness> Just because you're dead, doesn't mean you can't die again.
[14:44] <The Actuary> Then it all worked out perfectly.
[14:44] <@Shaldra Darkness> You seem to easily overlook that fact.
[14:44] <Elda> hm
[14:44] <Yaijinden> In Furu's defense, I don't think he really had much choice in the matter. Wasn't he turned inside out by the first MGV's killer?
[14:44] <Yaijinden> Or am I thinking of MGV himself...
[14:44] <The Actuary> Plus the fact that now 90% of the people who wanted him dead now can't touch him
[14:44] <Elda> Who's MGV?
[14:44] * @Shaldra Darkness ponders something and gets a massive headache.
[14:44] <The Actuary> No, it was MGV's killer.
[14:44] * @Wolfwood lights a smoke
[14:45] <@Shaldra Darkness> grk...
[14:45] <The Actuary> The disembodied green voice.
[14:45] <Elda> oh
[14:45] <Yaijinden> The Mysterious Green Voice. He speaks to us every so often in entertaining tones.
[14:45] <Elda> like god.
[14:45] <The Actuary> I prefer my telling of the tale.
[14:45] <Elda> if he were to narriate.
[14:45] <The Actuary> It's much more symmetrical.
[14:45] <Elda> Right?
[14:45] <Yaijinden> Something like, yes.
[14:45] <The Actuary> I like symmetry.
[14:45] <Elda> hm
[14:45] * @Shaldra Darkness leans back against a wall and holds her head.
[14:45] <The Actuary> Ordered Dualistic Perfection.
[14:45] <Elda> I guess that's what happens.
[14:45] <Elda> Who killed him?
[14:45] <Yaijinden> Symmetrical or not, for someone who prides herself on her rationality should know better.
[14:46] * The Actuary goes up to mother and offers her a headache pill.
[14:46] <Yaijinden> We're still not quite sure.
[14:46] * Elda takes more noodles and shoves them in her mouth.
[14:46] <@Wolfwood> God is cruel and has the scent of Lime.
[14:46] <Vizard_Furu> Yeah, much more symetrical that I chose to die rather than getting murdered, sure.
[14:46] <The Actuary> Furu makes me question my rationality.
[14:46] <The Actuary> Because
[14:46] <Elda> Maybe it was someone who was pissed off that there was someone mocking god?
[14:46] <Elda> :P
[14:46] <Yaijinden> Gives you cause to subvert it more like.
[14:46] * @Shaldra Darkness takes the pill and downs it dry.
[14:46] <The Actuary> if a random blowhard like him can be so successful despite the odds and common sense
[14:47] <The Actuary> What room is there for logic and careful planning and common sense?
[14:47] <The Actuary> The hallmarks of my existence thus far?
[14:47] <Yaijinden> Well, it's pretty decent the rest of the time.
[14:47] <The Actuary> I guess that's why I hated him so much.
[14:48] <Yaijinden> Still resent, sounds like.
[14:48] <Elda> (( oh! Patch day! whee~ ))
[14:48] <Elda> (( maybe not ))
[14:48] * @Shaldra Darkness concentrates, this headache is annoying.
[14:49] * Vizard_Furu sits in mid-air, thinking.
[14:49] <Elda> Hm.
[14:49] * Elda gets to halfway with her noodles.
[14:49] * Elda begins drinking the broth
[14:49] <Yaijinden> Where've you been, anyhow?
[14:49] <@Wolfwood> I feel like we should be doing something.
[14:49] <Elda> Wow these are spicy noodles.
[14:49] <The Actuary> I upoose I do.
[14:49] <The Actuary> But...
[14:49] <@Wolfwood> Something not this.
[14:49] <The Actuary> It's not my place.
[14:50] <Yaijinden> To fix him? Or to resent him?
[14:50] <The Actuary> Either.
[14:51] <Yaijinden> Hee.
[14:51] <The Actuary> I think that Sister and I had the foolish notion that we could change things, or that we should.
[14:51] <The Actuary> But, some things are just none of our buisness :O
[14:51] * @Shaldra Darkness punches herself in the face.
[14:51] <The Actuary> MOTHER :P
[14:51] <Yaijinden> MOTHER!
[14:52] <@Shaldra Darkness> I better not be your mother, Yaijinden.
[14:52] <The Actuary> and my mother is punching herself in the face. Great.
[14:52] <Elda> hm.
[14:52] <The Actuary> AHHH
[14:52] <The Actuary> THAT WAS IT
[14:52] <Yaijinden> Stranger things HAVE happened.
[14:52] <@Wolfwood> ..............
[14:52] <Vizard_Furu> No kiddin'.
[14:52] <The Actuary> No wait no it's not.
[14:52] * The Actuary is percolating something in her bran but cant' make it fit
[14:53] <The Actuary> ^brain
[14:53] <The Actuary> Gah I just have been hit too hard.
[14:53] * @Shaldra Darkness goes back to thinking, trying to get past this headache.
[14:53] * Elda is away: eating more noodles.
[14:54] <Yaijinden> If a couple of nekojin twins can emerge from the spindled genetics of a Space Marine and a kitsune-no-oni (or be subsequently shot through a catgirl into the womb of the aforementioned), well, things go.
[14:54] <The Actuary> Yes.
[14:54] <Vizard_Furu> (( HAHAHAHA WHAT: ))
[14:54] <Vizard_Furu> (( " And at this point an otherwise far-fetched serial killer/dual identity movie goes completely wacko as Lindsay Lohan gets outfitted with a robotic hand that would make Luke Skywalker envious." ))
[14:55] <The Actuary> (( ... ))
[14:55] <@Shaldra Darkness> (( ... the f[BLEEP]k... ))
[14:55] *** @Wolfwood [HungryliketheWolf@UNIT.japan-node1.int] has left #suburbansenshi2 (I feel ill)
[14:56] <The Actuary> (( I WELCOME OUR ROBOT LOHAN OVERLOADS ))
[14:56] <The Actuary> (( ^ LORDS ))
[14:56] <Yaijinden> Let's see.
[14:56] <Yaijinden> If Shaldra's my mother...
[14:56] <Vizard_Furu> (( "Not to be outdone, she also is gifted with a robotic foot that looks more like a skin colored moonboot with a tiny panel of lights that make a "BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!" sound when the battery is low. " ))
[14:56] <The Actuary> (( AHAHAHAAHHA ))
[14:57] <Yaijinden> Then who's my father?
[14:57] <The Actuary> Butered Furu.
[14:57] <Vizard_Furu> (( "I wish whenever her foot had ran out energy it would have begun beeping along with a narrator voiceover declaring, "Due to Earth's polluted atmosphere, Lindsay Lohan's robotic foot can only maintain power for three minutes."" ))
[14:57] <Yaijinden> Buttered Furu?
[14:57] <Yaijinden> That's nearly unholy!
[14:57] <The Actuary> Yes.
[14:57] <Yaijinden> ...but so tantalizingly delicious!
[14:58] * @Shaldra Darkness punches herself in the face again, thank you Noriko.
[14:58] * Yaijinden attempts to butter Furu
[14:58] <Yaijinden> FURU GET YOUR GIGAI
[14:58] <Yaijinden> HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BUTTER UP A GHOST
[14:58] <Vizard_Furu> HOW ABOUT NO
[14:58] <The Actuary> Spirit Butter
[14:58] <Yaijinden> :<
[14:58] <@Shaldra Darkness> Man it wasn't even in this TIME LINE why is it still coming up.
[14:59] <The Actuary> hahah.
[14:59] <The Actuary> I should marry Master Ikari.
[14:59] <Yaijinden> Spirit butter is so gawddamn expensive. Do you know how rare spirit cows are?
[14:59] <@Shaldra Darkness> Aren't you already married, Noriko.
[14:59] <Yaijinden> There's a reason they eat so much rice in the afterlife!
[14:59] <The Actuary> Nope.
[14:59] <Yaijinden> She's married to ME.
[14:59] * Yaijinden flashes a ring
[15:00] <Yaijinden> Wait no, this isn't her ring, this is Mango's.
[15:00] <@Shaldra Darkness> Then were the hell did Demitri come from.
[15:00] * The Actuary is not the me you saw with the child
[15:00] <@Shaldra Darkness> ...
[15:00] <The Actuary> Who's Demetri?
[15:00] <Yaijinden> ^_^
[15:00] <@Shaldra Darkness> Man I hate future kids.
[15:00] <Vizard_Furu> This is terribly confusing.
[15:00] * The Actuary should rmemeber that name for a child.
[15:00] <Vizard_Furu> (( "And it now gets better or worse depending on your point of view. Enter the real-life Art Bell, former host of the radio talk show AM Coast to Coast" ))
[15:00] <Vizard_Furu> (( HAHAHAHAHAHA ))
[15:00] <Yaijinden> They run rampant. Or did run rampant. Not so much anymore.
[15:00] <Vizard_Furu> (( Oh man this is the BEST MOVIE EVER ))
[15:01] <The Actuary> (( WHAT LMFAO ))
[15:01] <Vizard_Furu> (( "LINDSAY LOHAN AND ART BELL IN...CYBORG STRIPPER MURDER MYSTERY ))
[15:01] <The Actuary> (( YES! ))
[15:01] * @Shaldra Darkness tries to concentrate again.
[15:01] <The Actuary> Sorry Yaijinden, but you lack the familial tie I require.
[15:01] <The Actuary> Master Ikari, however, does.
[15:01] <Yaijinden> Because this isn't incestual enough as it is.
[15:02] <The Actuary> I wonder if he's lonely.
[15:02] * @Darkness punches Shaldra through the wall.
[15:02] <Yaijinden> :O
[15:02] <Vizard_Furu> (( "Even better (or worse), when Dakota is shown in her flashback removing her glove and having her finger plop off, bleeding all over the place, passing out from the pain; she tells her boss that she's not going to the hospital because, as she puts it, "Hospitals are for rich people." I don't care how poor I am, when limbs start spontaneously falling off, I'm going to the damn hospital!" ))
[15:02] <@Darkness> You're giving me a headache, idiot.
[15:02] <Vizard_Furu> What the hell
[15:02] <Yaijinden> Stop hitting yourself stop hitting yourself!
[15:03] <@Darkness> I will hit myself all I want!
[15:03] <@Darkness> As long as I stay in the back of her head I won't feel it later!
[15:03] <Yaijinden> Stop hitting yourself!
[15:03] * Yaijinden has nothing
[15:03] <Vizard_Furu> D:
[15:03] * @Darkness stalks through the hole in the wall; yelling and beatings follow.
[15:04] <Vizard_Furu> (( oh lord: ))
[15:04] <Yaijinden> Haha wow, look at her go down on herself.
[15:04] <Vizard_Furu> (( "The director just goes nuts with footage of this owl perched on a tree branch, sometimes filling up the entire full-length mirror almost making it seem like some sort of human-sized monster owl that attacks people through their vanity mirrors." ))
[15:04] <Vizard_Furu> (( "What was with this owl? We'll even see more of it later on. But why? Was the owl in the mirror supposed to be symbolic of the existential question as to how many licks with a shovel does it take to get to the center of Lindsay Lohan's skull?" ))
[15:06] <Vizard_Furu> (( The whole review/parody is here ))
[15:08] * Vizard_Furu relaxes in mid air
[15:08] <Vizard_Furu> ...Hey, where is my gigai?
[15:08] <Vizard_Furu> I left it on the sofa.
[15:09] <Yaijinden> I ate it.
[15:09] * Yaijinden looks around
[15:09] <Yaijinden> ...dammit. Now I AM hungry.
[15:09] <@Shaldra Darkness> probably after he buttered i-- ARG STOP IT
[15:09] * Yaijinden is away: if I find it first Furu I'm buttering it for reals
[15:09] * @Shaldra Darkness is hauled back through the wall
[15:10] <Vizard_Furu> You did not!
[15:10] <Vizard_Furu> D:
[15:10] <Vizard_Furu> Shal-san, look, I'm sorry about...that ><
[15:11] * @Shaldra Darkness crawls out from the hole in the wall
[15:11] * @Shaldra Darkness is beaten and bloody and such.
[15:11] <@Shaldra Darkness> eh, i'm sort of used to getting bugged.
[15:12] * @Wolfwood is back
[15:12] <Vizard_Furu> I mean the whole thing and it was wrong and it's just more stress ya don't need and agh.
[15:13] * @Wolfwood nums on some bananna-flavored jelly bellies
[15:13] * @Shaldra Darkness gets back to her feet and dusts herself off.
[15:13] <@Shaldra Darkness> relax, it happened, i'll live.
[15:14] * @Shaldra Darkness goes to look for bandages.
[15:15] <Vizard_Furu> Not if you keep getting beat up.
[15:15] * Vizard_Furu sighs.
[15:15] <Vizard_Furu> I better go get another gigai.
[15:15] <Vizard_Furu> Away
[15:15] <Vizard_Furu> ...>_>
[15:15] * Vizard_Furu is away: <_<
[15:17] * @Wolfwood is alone
[15:19] * The Actuary is still here
[15:21] <@Wolfwood> Ahh.
[15:21] * The Actuary somehos has a bundle of straw
[15:22] * The Actuary shapes it into the shape of small man
[15:22] * The Actuary pokes her index-claw into it again and again
[15:23] <@Wolfwood> Bored much?
[15:24] <The Actuary> not bored, exactly
[15:24] <The Actuary> ... confused.
[15:24] <The Actuary> evaluating things.
[15:25] <@Wolfwood> That will happen ma'am.
[15:25] <The Actuary> I am old, Wolfwood.
[15:26] <The Actuary> About 1700 or thereabouts
[15:26] <@Furu> (( lalala working on ETHER and DB. There are needs to be some kind of mythological Wiki. ))
[15:26] <@Furu> (( That would be very handy with ETHER ._. ))
[15:26] <@Wolfwood> And yet you don't look a day over 23 ma'am.
[15:26] <The Actuary> The benefits of my genetic heritage.
[15:27] <The Actuary> I lived my life...
[15:27] <The Actuary> Believing in order. In justice. In Equlaity.
[15:27] <The Actuary> ^Equality
[15:27] <The Actuary> that the ledgers of fate were just.
[15:27] <The Actuary> That wrong-doers got theirs.
[15:27] <The Actuary> That malcontents were punished.
[15:28] <The Actuary> That fate, itself, was intrinsically predisposed to a kind of inherent justice.
[15:28] <The Actuary> I have prosectuted the lax, the foolish, the flippant and the malevolent.
[15:29] <The Actuary> Then I came here. To the past.
[15:29] <The Actuary> And...
[15:29] <The Actuary> Furu changed everything.
[15:29] <The Actuary> they love him.
[15:29] <The Actuary> No matter what he does, he's protected.
[15:29] <@Shaldra Darkness> No we don't.
[15:29] <The Actuary> Either by friends, fate or fortune.
[15:30] <@Shaldra Darkness> We KNOW he can be an idiot.
[15:30] <@Shaldra Darkness> But everyone can be an idiot.
[15:30] <The Actuary> He succeeds whereby all rights he should fail.
[15:30] <The Actuary> The balance is off.
[15:30] <@Shaldra Darkness> Noriko you are incredibly closed-minded for a Time Lord.
[15:30] <The Actuary> It... wounds me on some fundamental level.
[15:30] * The Actuary looks at Mother
[15:31] <@Wolfwood> Ma'am, I attended Miskatonic University. I've been to the Iraqi theatre. The line between good and evil is never as clear as it should be.
[15:31] * The Actuary 's eyes are filled with a strange, strange glint
[15:31] <The Actuary> I... I'm not saying it's either black or white
[15:31] <The Actuary> I know there are grey areas
[15:31] <The Actuary> But I must be... I must be wrong.
[15:32] <@Shaldra Darkness> Noriko.
[15:32] <The Actuary> The reality of this place
[15:32] <@Shaldra Darkness> Everyone is wrong sometimes.
[15:32] <The Actuary> it doesn't fit....
[15:32] <@Shaldra Darkness> No one is ever perfect.
[15:32] <@Wolfwood> Are we not supposed to exist then?
[15:32] <The Actuary> And I've tried to force it to fit and it resists and i'm unable to stop the idiot tide and it's demoralizing
[15:33] <The Actuary> No Wolfwood you're reading me too literally
[15:33] <The Actuary> I just mean
[15:33] * The Actuary WHAMS her head on the wall
[15:33] <@Shaldra Darkness> Noriko if I gave up every time things didn't go my way I would have died back on Expel at the hands of Marsilio.
[15:33] <The Actuary> :~
[15:33] <The Actuary> :S
[15:33] <The Actuary> @_@
[15:33] <The Actuary> wheeeee~
[15:33] <@Wolfwood> And I would have been gnawed on by undead hellspawn at Miskatonic U.
[15:34] <The Actuary> that feels better~
[15:34] <@Shaldra Darkness> well she hurts herself like I do.
[15:34] <@Shaldra Darkness> I recover from it faster though.
[15:34] <The Actuary> I believe i see the attraction...
[15:34] * @Shaldra Darkness finishes bandaging her new injuries.
[15:34] * The Actuary WHAMS her head again and is knocked out cold for a sec
[15:34] * The Actuary pops backup
[15:34] <The Actuary> Okay that was too much
[15:34] <@Shaldra Darkness> Stop that.
[15:34] <@Wolfwood> Don't do that please.
[15:34] <@Shaldra Darkness> Head trauma isn't fun. I should know.
[15:35] <The Actuary> But the pleasant buzzing in my head is so comforting~
[15:35] <The Actuary> It makes the pain go away~
[15:35] <The Actuary> ^___________________________^
[15:35] <@Shaldra Darkness> ... I was going to say "so does alcohol" but that's another habit of mine I don't want you to have.
[15:35] <@Wolfwood> The grey area has become too big. Gone is the age of clearly defined good and evil. That "silver age" is over.
[15:35] <@Shaldra Darkness> God I'm a horrible influence. I hope no kids want to be me when they grow up.
[15:36] <The Actuary> I can't really get drunk
[15:36] <The Actuary> so that's cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool ^__________________________________^
[15:36] * @Shaldra Darkness sighs.
[15:36] * The Actuary loosens her tie
[15:36] * The Actuary tosses it aside
[15:36] * The Actuary stretches her arms above her head
[15:37] <The Actuary> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~
[15:37] * The Actuary is now known as Nori
[15:37] * @Shaldra Darkness goes outside to train.
[15:37] <Nori> soooo much bettar~
[15:37] * @Wolfwood lights a smoke.
[15:37] * Nori removes her jacket and kind of tosses it aside
[15:38] <@Wolfwood> You gonna be ok boss? That looks like it might have stung a bit.
[15:38] <Nori> Mm, if I didn't value my respiratory system I'd ask you for a sm--- aww f[BLEEP]k it
[15:38] <Nori> Toss me a cig.
[15:39] * @Wolfwood hands her a Newport
[15:39] <Nori> NOW SOLDIER!
[15:39] * @Wolfwood lights it for her
[15:39] <Nori> ahhh~~ tagguveddymuch goodsir~
[15:39] * @Shaldra Darkness makes use of the tree as a training dummy.
[15:39] * Nori puffs
[15:39] * Nori speaks with the cig out one corner of her mouth
[15:40] <Nori> i could get to like this.... bein' careless
[15:40] * Nori starts to let her careful disction drop into a semi rural accent
[15:40] <Nori> ^diction
[15:40] <@Wolfwood> No you don't, 'cause then you end up like me.
[15:40] <Nori> ya, this is th' life~
[15:41] <Nori> You're not so bad~
[15:41] <@Wolfwood> Meh
[15:41] <Nori> got a fiance~ up and coming military career~
[15:41] <Nori> /em stretches, you hear bones crack
[15:41] <@Wolfwood> I'm a blunt, outdated instrument in a hall of advanced weaponry
[15:41] <Nori> ya, ya.... what's th' point of stressin' like a sourp[BLEEP]
[15:42] <Nori> life's short~
[15:42] * Nori wants a straw hat
[15:43] * @Wolfwood produces a cowboy hat and plops it on her head
[15:43] <@Wolfwood> That's the closest I got ma'am.
[15:43] <Nori> Yer a right gentlmen, sirrah~
[15:43] * Nori tips it over her face and relaxes
[15:43] <Nori> Ayup~
[15:44] <Nori> this is way better'n fussin' over some messed up kid~
[15:44] * @Wolfwood takes off his holster and sets it in the duffel
[15:44] <@Wolfwood> Soon to be my messed up brother in law
[15:44] * Nori flicks a reese's pieces piece into the air and catches in her mouth
[15:44] * Nori chuckles
[15:45] <Nori> Good luck wit' that~
[15:45] <@Wolfwood> Heh.
[15:45] <@Wolfwood> And we'll be family.
[15:45] <@Wolfwood> God help us.
[15:46] * Nori laughs
[15:46] <Nori> I'ma alreadah plannin' ta flee the family if'n he hitches mah cuz.
[15:47] <@Raihosha> Noriko, Fate and the Universe, they have a sense of humor, and their plans rarely make sense to mere mortals...Even when we can see what they're doing.
[15:47] <@Wolfwood> True.
[15:48] <Nori> In ah life looong ago, Raihosha i usedta read them thar tea leaves~
[15:48] <Nori> but i reckon i'll be hangin' up that hat~
[15:48] * @Shaldra Darkness SLAMS her foot into the tree, blood drenching the bandages around her ankle.
[15:49] <@Raihosha> And sometimes what the universe does is necessary for the future, but rather unpleasant in the present.
[15:49] <Nori> Ah think ah'll jest reetire~
[15:49] <Nori> i know all about that futah, Rai~
[15:49] * @Raihosha winces and seriously considers secret surgury if Shaldra is going to abuse herself while healing...
[15:50] <Nori> yup, know all about it~
[15:50] * Nori drags on her cigarette
[15:51] <@Raihosha> Noriko, You know your present. The future is a lot longer than even you can see.
[15:51] <Nori> Mama likes ta dew violence ta herself when she's stressin'
[15:51] <Nori> (she calls it trainin')
[15:52] <Nori> i calls it pain-givin'
[15:52] <Nori> i don't much like pain~
[15:52] <Nori> so ah'm gonna ree-laxorate
[15:53] <Nori> down here in da shade~
[15:53] * Nori gets a mint julep and some key lime pie and eats
[15:53] <@Raihosha> If she wants pain, I can laminate her bones with Battle Steel, reinforce her tendons with nanotubes, and then let her go at it, without permenant damage.
[15:54] <Nori> she dun' lik that kinda enhance-ment
[15:54] <Nori> i on da otha hand got me some ady-mantium-laced bones
[15:54] <Nori> i knoe wut time it iz.
[15:54] <@Raihosha> Well, it hurts to see her abusing her body like that...
[15:54] <Nori> Ah know.
[15:55] <Nori> But it makes he happeh ah guess
[15:55] <Nori> ^her
[15:55] <@Raihosha> So, Noriko, want any other upgrades? I'm willing to annoy S.P.D even.
[15:55] * Nori spits in a spitoon.
[15:55] * Nori waves her hand
[15:55] <Nori> I'm outta th' race Rai
[15:56] <Nori> Ah'm jes gonna lie heah in da sun~
[15:56] <Nori> a lazi kitteh
[15:56] <Nori> lazi
[15:56] * Nori curls up by the window
[15:56] <@Raihosha> Who said anything about a race? I was thinking of implanted headphones for an iPod.
[15:57] * Nori raises an eyebrow
[15:57] <Nori> that thar's a bit overkill, no?
[15:57] <@Wolfwood> Heh
[15:57] * @Shaldra Darkness twists around and SLAMS her arm into the tree, cracking it in two.
[15:57] <Nori> speakin' of overkill~
[15:57] <@Raihosha> Depends...I've heard of one guy who had a death-metal soundtrack for his life and even implanted the music.
[15:58] <Nori> That'd be Lobo~
[15:58] <Nori> Ah don't luv mah mp3's that dang much
[15:58] <@Wolfwood> Lobo owes me a Dethklok CD.
[15:58] <@Raihosha> I'd suspect Sakura of having a Bubblegum Jpop soundtrack at times. ^_^
[15:59] <Nori> That gal's durn loopy.
[15:59] <@Wolfwood> Mine is 80's new wave and glam metal / glam goth
[15:59] <@Raihosha> (( Be back in a couple minutes...Black Mage needs food... ))
[15:59] <Nori> But such... is th' flavor of th' moment
[16:01] * Nori gets up and peers over th' edge of th' windowsill and sees mam massacrin' that durn tree
[16:02] * Nori sighs and holds up her hand, makin' a kienzan disk
[16:02] * Nori SLINGS it out through th; window cuttin' down th' tree
[16:02] <Nori> TAKE A GOLDURN BREAK, MAMA!
[16:03] * @Shaldra Darkness slams her hands on the ground, regrowing another tree.
[16:03] * Nori cuts it down
[16:03] <@Shaldra Darkness> Noriko, go relax.
[16:03] <@Wolfwood> Oh yay.
[16:03] <Nori> COME INSIDE'N SIP SUM LEMONADE
[16:03] <Nori> I MADE LOTS
[16:04] <@Shaldra Darkness> No.
[16:04] <Nori> BEATIN' YUR FISTS INTO'N BLOODY PULPN' AIN'T HELPIN MATTERS NONE, MAMA!
[16:05] <@Shaldra Darkness> Someone has to be ready.
[16:05] <Nori> HOW'RE YEW GONNA BE READY IF'N YUR HANDS ARE HAMBURGER MEAT?
[16:06] <@Shaldra Darkness> They heal.
[16:06] <Nori> damn stubbon jackass
[16:06] <@Wolfwood> Ugh.
[16:06] <@Shaldra Darkness> I heard that.
[16:06] <@Wolfwood> I need to go, it's my shift.
[16:07] *** @Wolfwood [HungryliketheWolf@UNIT.japan-node1.int] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Sniper duity)
[16:07] * Nori gets uop and tilts her cowboy hat down the front
[16:07] * @Shaldra Darkness starts beating the fallen trees to a pulp.
[16:08] * Nori marches outside and incinerates all the trees
[16:08] <Nori> Stoppit already ><
[16:08] <@Shaldra Darkness> Noriko, go inside and relax.
[16:09] <Nori> How ken I relax when yur out here makin' this infernal racket and beatin' yerself silly
[16:09] <@Shaldra Darkness> If it's the noise that's a problem, I have other places to train.
[16:09] <Nori> That ain't th' point.
[16:10] <Nori> Yer too hard on y'self. mama~
[16:10] <@Shaldra Darkness> maybe.
[16:10] <Nori> Ain't no "maybe"'s 'bout it.
[16:11] <@Shaldra Darkness> But someone has to be ready to protect you lot.
[16:11] <Nori> We ain't defenseless.
[16:11] <@Shaldra Darkness> But you're short sighted.
[16:11] <Nori> If'n an IDIOT can kick my ass, we sure ain't defenseless.
[16:12] <Nori> What ain't we seein'.
[16:12] <@Shaldra Darkness> Strength isn't worth anything if you're not ready.
[16:12] <Nori> An ya ain't ready ifn' you're all worn out from tainin'.
[16:12] <Nori> ^trainin'.
[16:13] <@Shaldra Darkness> I recover quickly.
[16:13] <Nori> You can recover faster'n furu's [BLEEP] it don' mean s[BLEEP]t if yer mentally tired
[16:14] * Nori spits tobacco.
[16:14] <@Shaldra Darkness> I keep my mind fairly sharp. As long as I get a few hours sleep I can last.
[16:15] <Nori> What'f you don't get that
[16:15] <Nori> what'f th' enemy came right when you dun trained yerself ta near death
[16:15] <@Shaldra Darkness> Then I'll push D forward.
[16:16] <Nori> That's cheatin' and it's still da same body.
[16:16] <Nori> you got limits, mama.
[16:16] <@Shaldra Darkness> I know this.
[16:16] <@Shaldra Darkness> And the only way I can increase those limits is to push myself past them.
[16:16] <Nori> then act lik you know an' chillax for a while, durn it.
[16:17] <Nori> ...
[16:17] <Nori> are you a gosh durn saiyajin or sumthin
[16:17] <Nori> "i is the' strongest?!!? 1 1 11 "
[16:17] <Nori> take a chill pill and hav' sum lemonade~
[16:18] <@Shaldra Darkness> I don't like lemonade.
[16:18] * Nori takes out some sunglasses
[16:18] <Nori> Then put these on an' reelax.
[16:19] * @Shaldra Darkness sits down on the grass to meditate.
[16:19] <Nori> .... ah guess dat's sumthin.
[16:19] * Nori puts on the sunglasses and chillaxes in th' grass
[16:21] * Nori rolls over near mama and closes her euyes, purrin' softly
[16:23] * @Shaldra Darkness reaches down and gently brushes Noriko's hair from her face.
[16:23] <Nori> :3
[16:24] <@Shaldra Darkness> E'mm bnudald oui kioc, E bnuseca.
[16:27] * Nori rolls closer and hugs mama around the waist
[16:28] * Nori rests her head in mama's lap and sleeps lightly
[16:28] * @Furu sits idly on the rough, as he has for quite a while now.
[16:28] <@Furu> roof^
[16:28] <@Furu> (( rough? WTF. ))
[16:29] <Nori> (( lol someone is thinkign about rough things ))
[16:30] <@Furu> (( D: WHAT NO ))
[16:30] <Nori> (( Rough s....andpaper! ))
[16:31] * @Furu sighs a bit.
[16:32] * @Shaldra Darkness glances up at Furu for a moment, then closes her eyes again.
[16:39] * Nori purrs lightly, continunously
[16:42] * @Furu covers his eyes to block out the sun as he lays back
[16:48] <@Furu> (( Heheh, I love this guy's reviews: ))
[16:48] <@Furu> (( "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to say farewell to the late Jim Wynorski. No, the prolific b-movie auteur is still alive, but after sitting through his newest film, KvC: Komodo vs. Cobra, I swear to God if I ever meet the man, I just might kill him." ))
[17:04] <@Furu> ...Quiet.
[17:09] * The Actuary is away: asleep, glad mother is not hurting herself anymore :3
[17:11] * The Actuary is now known as Nori
[17:11] * Nori is away: <_<
[17:18] <@Furu> >_>
[17:21] *** Souldier [Dimensional_Savior@SOULDIERS.org] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[17:21] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Souldier *** Happy Obon!!
[17:23] <Souldier> >.>
[17:23] <Souldier> <.<
[17:24] <Souldier> a pue que ta muerto aqui.....
[17:27] <@Raihosha> Not quite the quiet of the Tomb, Guyver.
[17:28] <Souldier> Hey there Rai.
[17:28] * @Raihosha waves.
[17:28] * Souldier 's weary body slumps into the nearest couch as he tiredly waves to Rai
[17:28] <@Raihosha> (( You're one of our Navy guys right? ))
[17:29] <Souldier> (( Thats right. ))
[17:29] <Souldier> (( I'm not assisting you in barfights... got in enough of those unintentionally ))
[17:30] <@Raihosha> (( Historical question time, as Rai (unlike the player) was an officer in the first half of the century... ))
[17:30] <Souldier> (( Soul's Naval exp was retconed. but if it's an ooc question, shoot ))
[17:31] <@Raihosha> (( It is ooc...here's a brief list of his promotion record, see if it looks reasonable? Joined Navy as Ensign 1910 1912 Lt. j.g. 1914 Lt. 1918 LCDR 1924 CMDR 1930 CAPT Retired January 1942 ))
[17:33] <Souldier> (( one sec ))
[17:33] <@Raihosha> (( Okay. ))
[17:35] <Souldier> (( Looks good.though I think the promotion timeframe between Ensign and LT Jg and then from LT were shorter, but I believe thats right ))
[17:36] <@Raihosha> (( I was worried that the promotion frame there was too short already, so being a little slow seems fine to me. ^_^ ))
[17:36] <Souldier> (( was the charecter a midshipman? ))
[17:37] <@Raihosha> (( Actually, he wasn't... but he was a college grad, and they "accidentally" commissioned him as a line officer instead of a medical staff officer. ^_^ ))
[17:37] <Souldier> (( O_o; ))
[17:37] <Souldier> in that case I think it works.
[17:37] <Souldier> (( promotion to LT Jg is automatic ))
[17:38] <Souldier> (( NOWADAYS you must pass a board to attain the rank of LT but if it was back then then he also gets LT automatically once he's been in for X amount of time ))
[17:39] <@Raihosha> (( Sounds reasonable...he could probably pass any board tests in any case, given his prior experiences... ))
[17:40] <Souldier> (( found the info ))
[17:40] <@Raihosha> (( He does look impressive in his full dress uniform, though. ))
[17:40] <Souldier> lul
[17:41] <Souldier> (( Officer uniforms do look fancy in full dress. I prefer my Navy Dress Blues in full dress though. ))
[17:41] <@Raihosha> (( especially as he prefers the pre-WWI Special Full Dress for formal ceremonies where he can get away with it. ))
[17:42] <@Raihosha>





[17:43] <@Raihosha> (( Nifty, eh? ))
[17:44] <Souldier> (( heh, not very often you'll see officers get to wear it ))
[17:44] <Souldier> (( Navy's got too many uniforms. ))
[17:45] <@Raihosha> (( Well, in the old days, according to my source, you wore this for the dress review the first saturday of the month... ))
[17:46] <Souldier> (( Heh we didnt even do that anymore ))
[17:48] <@Raihosha> (( He also has an interesting collection of medals to go with the uniform...I think the character is entiled to all of them, even if I haven't done the stories behind them yet. ))
[17:49] <Souldier> (( which ones? ))
[17:49] <@Raihosha> --Navy Distinguished Service Medal --Purple Heart --Gold Lifesaving Medal --First Nicaraguan Campaign Medal --Mexican Service Medal --First Haitian Campaign Medal --Dominican Campaign Medal --World War I Victory Medal w/ Destroyer Clasp --Second Nicaraguan Campaign Medal --World War II Victory Medal
[17:49] <@Raihosha> (( ^ ))
[17:50] <@Raihosha> (( He only barely qualifies for the WWII medal, based on his retirement date. ))
[17:50] <Souldier> (( was he a troublemaker? ))
[17:51] <@Raihosha> (( Nope. He wasn't. He WAS sent to al sorts of interesting places though. ))
[17:51] <Souldier> he should have a few Good Conducts, and perhaps a Navy Achievement/commendations
[17:51] <@Raihosha> (( I thought Good Conduct was only given to enlisted men? ))
[17:51] <Souldier> (( that also includes Sea Service Deployment, overseaes service deployments etc etc ))
[17:52] <Souldier> (( i'd have to check that ))
[17:53] <@Raihosha> (( And I think the Campaign medals were the Deployment medals of the day, though I'd need to look... ))
[17:55] <Souldier> (( perhaps ))
[17:55] *** Lady Yuma [Prêtresse_Rêveuse@unmei.anges.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[17:55] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Lady Yuma *** Happy Obon!!
[17:56] <@Raihosha> (( I DO wonder if he should have the old Marksman medal, as he is a good pistol shot... ))
[17:56] <@Raihosha> Hello Lady Yuma.
[17:56] <Souldier> (( three ranks. Marksman, Sharpshooter, Expert. ))
[17:56] <Souldier> Long time no see Yuma
[17:57] <Souldier> (( Expert = medal, the other two are ribbons ))
[17:57] <Lady Yuma> Sorry about that ^_^;; A friend was ill and needed someone to watch her kids ^_^;;
[17:57] <@Raihosha> (( According to the era, I think the Navy gave a "medal", either Expert of Distinguished Marksman. ))
[17:57] <@Raihosha> (( ^or ))
[17:58] <@Raihosha> See here?
[17:58] <Lady Yuma> I did bring pizza! ^_^
[17:59] <@Raihosha> (( As I say, you need to be a historian to read his ribbon board. ))
[17:59] <Lady Yuma> Cheese, Sausage, and Supreme :D
[18:00] <Souldier> cheese ploz
[18:00] <Souldier> (( pretty much ))
[18:00] * Lady Yuma hands Guyver-kun the cheese pizza and takes a slice of sausage pizza for herself ^_^
[18:00] <Souldier> (( though any military person can tell what era they're from just by looking at thier Hashmarks and awards ))
[18:00] <Souldier> (( makes me look at all my awards ))
[18:01] <@Raihosha> (( I'll look into achievements and commendations, though. But if his other awards seem reasonable, I do feel better. I want him to be realistic and well respectful of the Navy. ))
[18:02] <Souldier> (( I see ))
[18:06] <Souldier> (( I had 8 awards total ))
[18:06] <Lady Yuma> I doubt I'll be babysitting again for a while. XD
[18:06] <Lady Yuma> It was a very BORING job
[18:06] <Souldier> Whys that?
[18:07] <Souldier> (( with some repeats ))
[18:07] <Lady Yuma> The kids were extremely well behaved, for some odd reason, and they gave me no trouble at all
[18:07] <@Raihosha> (( Well, unlike you, he did have a 30 year career. ))