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[09:07] *** =^catablanca^= [arty@ip6943.ai.co.jp] has quit IRC (I need air)
[09:08] <C'est_la_V> Artemis :P Such a pooper-scooper
[09:08] <Mizunomics01> "Party Pooper"
[09:08] <C'est_la_V> That too...


welcome to #suburbansenshi2

[23:49] <@Ryan> OK serious talk mode on
[23:50] <@Ryan> What's up?
[23:50] <@The Impresario> Ahh the MOTD is so relevant.
[23:50] <Matsumi Kaze> (( should I switch to Op mode? ))
[23:50] <@The Impresario> Well, the earlier surviving chatbox log dates to June 30th, 2004.
[23:50] <@The Impresario> I know we were around a bit before then
[23:50] <@Ryan> Irony strikes again.
[23:50] <@The Impresario> But I'm tired of guessing a date.
[23:50] <Matsumi Kaze> ok
[23:51] <@Ryan> June 30th it is!
[23:51] <@The Impresario> So, I'm fixing our anniversary at June 30th.
[23:51] * Matsumi Kaze is now known as Sailor Quinox
[23:51] <@Sailor Quinox> (( okies ))
[23:51] <@The Impresario> The serious thing is... we have to SERIOUSLY PAR-TAY!
[23:51] <@Sailor Quinox> (( ... ))
[23:51] <@The Impresario> It will be our SIX YEAR BOX ANNIVERSARY!
[23:51] <@Ryan> WE DO
[23:51] <@Sailor Quinox> (( ...you were freaking scaring me for a moment there XD ))
[23:51] <@Ryan> PARTY LIKE IT'S STILL 1999
[23:51] <@The Impresario> Bah you are easily terrified sir XD
[23:52] <@Sailor Quinox> (( of course ))
[23:52] <@The Impresario> While the chatbox is the younger sibling to the main site, it still deserves LOVE
[23:52] <@The Impresario> It has survived much! WE have survived much!
[23:52] <@Sailor Quinox> (( we have! ))
[23:53] <@Ryan> I'm still alive, no matter how much others would hope differently!
[23:53] * @The Impresario changes topic to `Chatbox sixth anniversary party June 30th all day! It be MACRO WAR! Bring your most insane internet pics and we're going to spam the box like it's 1999! `
[23:53] <@Ryan> =3
[23:54] <@Sailor Quinox> (( I'm amazed I'm still here ))
[23:55] <@Sailor Quinox> (( I mean after everything that happened with me >.> ))
[23:55] <@The Impresario> (( heh. I almost wasn't. ))
[23:55] <@The Impresario> You're lucky.
[23:55] <@The Impresario> I will admit I was on the fence about you
[23:56] <@The Impresario> But you've proven to be awesomely excellent.
[23:56] <@Ryan> I admit there was a few times I almost up and left.
[23:56] <@The Impresario> I almost never go back on bans.
[23:57] <@Ryan> Never said that before but I'm glad I stuck around.
[23:57] <@The Impresario> You're the example that says I should be open-minded when asked to consider things.
[23:57] <@Sailor Quinox> (( I'm glad I got to come back! ))
[23:58] <@The Impresario> Not counting June
[23:58] <@The Impresario> we have generated 485 megs of logs not counting one or two lost along the way
[23:58] <@The Impresario> That is almost half a gigabyte.
[23:59] <@The Impresario> Think about that.
[23:59] <@Ryan> Thats half a gigabyte of AWESOME
[23:59] <@Ryan> And you're welcome.
[23:59] <@The Impresario> YES HALF A GIGABYTE OF AWESOME
[23:59] <@The Impresario> Suburban Senshi Chatbox: Half a gig of Awesome
[00:00] <@Ryan> XD
[00:00] <@Ryan> USE THAT
[00:00] <@The Impresario> I will!
[00:01] * @The Impresario changes topic to `Chatbox sixth anniversary party June 30th all day! It be MACRO WAR! Bring your most insane internet pics and we're going to spam the box like it's 1999! Theme: HALF A GIGABYTE OF AWESOME `
[00:02] <@Ryan> be prepared for the 30th because i take no prisoners
[00:02] <@Sailor Quinox> (( back..had to move the computer >.o ))
[00:02] <@Ryan> and i piss on corpses
[00:02] <@Ryan> i don't fondle them, though
[00:03] // GINGA net.news FLASH // · · YouTube Videos Now Have A Vuvuzela Button · ·
[00:04] <@Ryan> a what?
[00:04] <@Sailor Quinox> (( oh my god that is one of the most annoying sounds I've ever heard ))
[00:05] <@The Impresario> The horn that makes the droning sound in the background of the world cup
[00:05] // GINGA net.news FLASH // · · The hits keep on coming from BP! Today, a bumbling robot knocked the cap off the well, causing the spill to actually increase in its rate of destruction. Well, f[BLEEP]k. · ·
[00:05] <@Ryan> ...
[00:06] <@Ryan> also ... at that f[BLEEP]king noise i just heard
[00:06] <@The Impresario> Yeah imagine hearing that... through the WHOLE F[BLEEP]KING GAME
[00:06] <@Ryan> ..........
[00:07] <@Ryan> b[BLEEP]ches being punched would be the lightest punishment i'd be giving
[00:07] <@The Impresario> Look at this
[00:07] <@The Impresario> You'd have to punch thousands of people
[00:07] <@Ryan> never doubt my tenacity
[00:08] <@Ryan> because i'd be willing to punch thousands of people
[00:11] <@The Impresario> Anyway sleep time for me
[00:11] <@The Impresario> Gnight guys
[00:12] <@Sailor Quinox> (( night ))
[00:12] *** @The Impresario [reijin.x.kurataru@TARDIS2010.sen] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Did I say sleep Gemini bought the no-doze and One Tree Hill is playing all night long until we drop)
[00:13] <@Ryan> i think i'm gonna be watching some WB/CW dramas too soon
[00:13] <@Ryan> and by that i mean f[BLEEP]king retro
[00:13] <@Ryan> DAWSON'S CREEK
[00:14] <@Ryan> DON'T TALK S[BLEEP]T ABOUT THE MOTHERF[BLEEP]KING CREEK, THEM BOYS ARE HARDCORE
[00:14] <Matsumi Kaze> am I the only one here who doesn't go for that stuff?
[00:16] <@Ryan> those shows can be good as long as the quality is kept up
[00:16] <@Ryan> for the MOTHERF[BLEEP]KING CREEK, it wasn't
[00:16] <@Ryan> i think it was two or three seasons of decent programming
[00:16] <@Ryan> then it went all down hill
[00:22] <Matsumi Kaze> mmhm
[00:36] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has left #suburbansenshi2 (I guess I'll head home)
[04:40] <Yinggirl> (( oh glorious....Sailor Eaerth is back. AND WHO THE HELL GAVE HER HER OWN DOMAIN?! ))
[04:40] * Yinggirl is now known as YingGirl
[04:42] <YingGirl> (( it's nice she had one geocities site being deleted, but stupidf b[BLEEP]ch said it should rest in HELL. I am not a Christian, but praising a site heading to the damnation of Hell, is a bit stupid. She could had sent a troll on it instead ))
[04:44] <YingGirl> (( speaking of news, I has twop long weekends waiting for me, I've finished my book list for this year, so I has excuse to play my PS3. I'm playing Dante's Inferno later ))
[04:45] <YingGirl> (( Why? Because KI don't want to go to a place every time I'm supposed to heal, I have to do a ridiculious mini game of screwing with two girl. As you seen earlier, I'm notr a fan of teh TACO ))
[04:46] <YingGirl> (( ok, so kratos is screw attack's manliest man...cept his whole concept is just the same b[BLEEP]chy adittude of superboy prime. Daddy killed my mommy, BAWWWWWWWWWW!!!! ))
[04:47] <YingGirl> (( thouigh maybe watch the credits of the God of War 3 game, just to see if the makwers kept to their word and posted the ultimate fanboy video clip ))
[04:48] <YingGirl> (( oh, I has planned for drawing comics. See my DA page an you'll see the comics I did. ))
[04:49] <YingGirl> (( i ponder if i should do a Lulz edition of the AC Novel. But thenm that means I have to red the twilight rip off again ))
[04:51] <YingGirl> (( i need a scanner and I need to get me a modem in order to do online play. Oh mike, my mom went ahread and bought herself a 42 inch screen for her computer. ))
[04:52] <YingGirl> (( i told her if she was nuts for having such a screebn for her computer. Then again, I might be nuts too because I got myself the Assassin Villa and what do I do? FILL IT UP WITH PRINNES. ))
[04:54] <YingGirl> (( cleaned up my room, liked when folks made nice compliments of me wearing France's jersery. It so soft...♡ ))
[04:55] <YingGirl> (( course now my mom has excuse that I should rid of said shirt. Expect a comic on that. ))
[04:57] <YingGirl> (( i'll heasd off, but I know it's now exactly one month cause of my birthday and stupid SM forums will be praising chibi chibi. And uif you ask, yes...IO had seen Chibi Chibi 32 ))
[04:58] *** YingGirl has left #suburbansenshi2 (uh...gotta listen to actual sm music because watching Sailor Earth's youtube videos made me feel UNCLEAN D:)
[05:00] <YingGirl> (( oh and with BK, you can have it your way...WITH SPARKLES! ))
[14:16] <Yaijinden> !yai
[14:16] Wisdom from the Book of Yai:
[23:48] <Yaijinden> ...not gonna go on a rant about the soullessness of d20... not gonna do it.

[14:16] <Yaijinden> Oh yeah! I remember what that was important to me.
[14:21] <YingGirl> (( i has d20s anmd dice sets too ))
[14:21] <YingGirl> (( course sucks once i got them, never got a chanmce to use them in an rpg. ))
[14:21] <YingGirl> (( anyways i found this crock of BS./ ))
[14:22] <Yaijinden> Me too. Memory serves, that quote in particular was more an angry complaint at DND3E in general.
[14:22] <YingGirl> Genealogists have revealed that Robert Pattinson is a distant relative of Vlad III Dracula. The actor is said to share a common ancestry with Dracula through the British royal family, reports The AP. The 24-year-old is distant cousin to Prince William and Prince Harry while Vlad III was their distant uncle. "Tracing Pattinson's family back to Vlad was difficult research, but the pieces that unraveled created the perfect accompaniment to the Twilight Saga," said Ancestry.com genealogist Anastasia Tyler. "Without any myth or magic, we find royalty and vampires lurking in Pattinson's life - making his story just as supernatural as the one he's playing on screen." Twilight author Stephenie Meyer is also related to the princes as well as Dracula.
[14:23] <Yaijinden> Pfffffffffftheeheehee.
[14:24] <YingGirl> hey, does that mean I'm related to hashashins? OMG! IT MUST BE WHY UIT WAS CREATED IN MY CITY! [/sarcasm]
[14:25] <YingGirl> and I ponder why all my pieces of me poking fun at Cesare Borgia are in a PRO BORGIA DA CLUB?
[14:26] <YingGirl> i already wrote a comic onn what i feel about the world cup
[14:27] *** YingGirl has left #suburbansenshi2 (I'm an assassin! Where are my royalities, huh Ubisoft?! [/sarcasm])
[14:31] * Yaijinden balances
[18:56] * The Fingernail Man looks at the house.
[18:59] * The Fingernail Man walks away down the street, meticulously going through each garbage can he finds.
[18:59] *** The Fingernail Man [Colonize@WeAreReady.aokigahara.org] has quit IRC
[19:49] *** Anni Esko has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:49] * Anni Esko walks in
[19:52] * Anni Esko sits on the Q sofa
[19:58] * Anni Esko eats a pastery
[20:01] * The Fingernail Man appears at the window, Staring at Anni Esko.
[20:01] *** The Fingernail Man [Colonize@WeAreReady.aokigahara.org] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:04] * The Fingernail Man looks at Anni's fingers as she eats the Pastry.
[20:04] <Adam Kanal> look The Fingernail Man
[20:04] <Adam Kanal> FFFFFFFF
[20:04] * Adam Kanal looks at the fingernail man.
[20:04] *** the fingernail man is hunchbacked figure wearing a filthy trenchcoat and shawl. It is covered by a century's wrinkles, and knobby protrusions that the stinking coat cannot hide. It carries a large jar of nail clippings, and seems almost certain to be up to no good.
hir image Song is: "Hall of the Mountain King" by Grieg.

[20:04] <Adam Kanal> Yeah you're not creepy at all
[20:05] * Anni Esko slows her eating...and stares back...
[20:05] <The Fingernail Man> - Mmmmmhmmm. -
[20:06] * The Fingernail Man waves to Anni Esko.
[20:06] <Anni Esko> ..........
[20:06] <Anni Esko> ...
[20:06] <The Fingernail Man> - Want a Present? -
[20:06] <The Fingernail Man> - I have presents! -
[20:06] <Anni Esko> ...no thanks...
[20:07] * The Fingernail Man looks at Anni Esko.
[20:07] *** Anni Esko is is a teenage girl with blue eyes and longish dark brown hair. She has a noticiable Finnish accent.
Her image Song is: "Vot I Kaalina" by Pauliina Lerche.

[20:08] <The Fingernail Man> ...
[20:09] <The Fingernail Man> - Won't you let me in? -
[20:09] <Anni Esko> ...no
[20:10] <The Fingernail Man> - Oh? -
[20:10] * The Fingernail Man walks over to the door and tries the knob.
[20:11] <Anni Esko> ...you remind me of a troll..
[20:11] * The Fingernail Man lsughs decrepitly.
[20:11] * The Fingernail Man opens the door and walks inside.
[20:11] * The Fingernail Man looks around.
[20:12] <The Fingernail Man> - Hello little girl. -
[20:12] <Anni Esko> ....
[20:12] * Anni Esko backs slowly away
[20:13] <Adam Kanal> Okay...
[20:13] * Adam Kanal goes into cop mode
[20:13] * Adam Kanal is now known as [DEKA]Adam Kanal
[20:13] <The Fingernail Man> - Have you seen a woman with wings--either batlike or metal? Or a really large woman? -
[20:13] <[DEKA]Adam Kanal> Hey, guy
[20:13] <The Fingernail Man> - Because they visited me where I live, and I want to visit them too. -
[20:13] <[DEKA]Adam Kanal> We;ve got some laws against creepy old dudes trying to talk up young people
[20:13] * The Fingernail Man turns to [DEKA]Adam Kanal.
[20:13] <The Fingernail Man> - No you don't. -
[20:14] <[DEKA]Adam Kanal> Yes, we do.
[20:14] * Anni Esko grabs a handful of marbles from her pocket....an golden aura shimmering around her body...
[20:14] * The Fingernail Man pulls out a pair of fingernail clippers, and starts slowly trimming his nails.
[20:15] <[DEKA]Adam Kanal> Trust me, I'm a cop. I get to interpret the laws as I-- eeeeeeewwwwwww creepy D:
[20:15] <The Fingernail Man> - Let me get this straight, I can't even ask her to help me find the people who came unbidden into the place where I live? -
[20:16] <[DEKA]Adam Kanal> Nope. That's why we have police types like myself
[20:16] <Anni Esko> ..what makes you think I'll do it..
[20:16] * The Fingernail Man clips his nails... they don't seem to get shorter, but there is a small collection of clippings near his feet.
[20:16] <The Fingernail Man> - Because you want to help? -
[20:16] * Anni Esko prepares her marbles
[20:17] <Anni Esko> ..like I said you remind me of a troll!
[20:17] <[DEKA]Adam Kanal> Seriously you need to stop that, rei.bot will likely have a fit at the mess
[20:17] * The Fingernail Man laughs. "I don't think she will."
[20:17] <The Fingernail Man> - I clean up messes. Mine, and other peoples'. -
[20:17] * The Fingernail Man looks at Anni Esko..
[20:17] *** Anni Esko. is your average everyday Anni Esko.

[20:18] * The Fingernail Man pulls out his jar of Fingernail Clippings.
[20:18] <Anni Esko> ..yuck
[20:19] <The Fingernail Man> - I'm just cleaning up a mess. -
[20:20] * The Fingernail Man keeps clipping his fingernails.
[20:20] <The Fingernail Man> - Sooo... the women with wings... where can I find them? -
[20:20] * The Fingernail Man clips his fingernails.
[20:20] <[DEKA]Adam Kanal> Various places.
[20:20] *** Pile of Fingernail Clippings has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:20] <[DEKA]Adam Kanal> Describe the wings for me
[20:21] <Anni Esko> .....icky..
[20:21] <The Fingernail Man> - Well... one of the intruders had wings like a bat, and horns on her face. One seemed timid, and had wings of Bronze. And another... was an incredibly muscular woman... she has great potential. -
[20:21] * The Fingernail Man clips his fingernails.
[20:22] <[DEKA]Adam Kanal> Suu-chan, She-Hulk-chan...
[20:22] * The Fingernail Man looks at [DEKA]Adam Kanal.
[20:22] *** [DEKA]Adam Kanal is a 22-year-old officer of the space police organization Special Police Dekaranger. His blonde hair stands out against his uniform, black with a blue star on his right side. More information about him is Here.
His image Song is: "Pieces" - Red.

[20:23] * The Fingernail Man looks at Adam Kanal's hands.
[20:23] <The Fingernail Man> - "Suu." -
[20:23] <Anni Esko> ....
[20:25] <The Fingernail Man> "That's a good enough place to start."
[20:25] * Anni Esko 's aura goes down
[20:25] <[DEKA]Adam Kanal> Yeah, uh
[20:25] <[DEKA]Adam Kanal> Suu's dead.
[20:26] <[DEKA]Adam Kanal> Totally dead.
[20:26] * The Fingernail Man starts scooping up the pile of fingernail clippings and putting them into the open glass.
[20:26] <[DEKA]Adam Kanal> Deader than, like
[20:26] <[DEKA]Adam Kanal> a zombie.
[20:26] <The Fingernail Man> - What? -
[20:26] <The Fingernail Man> - She could not POSSIBLY be a zombie yet! We don't even know where she is? -
[20:27] <The Fingernail Man> - How do you know this? -
[20:27] * The Fingernail Man stands up, scattering dirty fingernail clippings on the sofa.
[20:27] <The Fingernail Man> - Answer me! -
[20:28] * Anni Esko holds out her fist, a marble ready to fire in the thing's face
[20:28] <Anni Esko> ...
[20:28] <[DEKA]Adam Kanal> I don't actually have to tell you jack
[20:28] <[DEKA]Adam Kanal> You come in here, demanding to know things
[20:29] <The Fingernail Man> - Of course you dont' HAVE to tell me, but I'm trying to ask as nicely as possible. -
[20:29] <Anni Esko> don't move too quickly
[20:29] * The Fingernail Man reaches into his pocket.
[20:29] * The Fingernail Man quickly pulls out... a filthy rag.
[20:30] <The Fingernail Man> - ... What about the huge woman? Or the other flying one? -
[20:31] * The Fingernail Man looks around, and reaches deep into the jar of fingernail clippings.
[20:31] <The Fingernail Man> - The presents I brought... were they used yet? -
[20:32] * The Fingernail Man looks at Anni Esko.
[20:32] *** Anni Esko is is a teenage girl with blue eyes and longish dark brown hair. She has a noticiable Finnish accent.
Her image Song is: "Vot I Kaalina" by Pauliina Lerche.

[20:32] <Anni Esko> ...what do you mean
[20:32] * The Fingernail Man walks closer to Anni Esko.
[20:32] <[DEKA]Adam Kanal> She-Hulk should be at work right now. She's a lawyer :3
[20:33] <The Fingernail Man> - Do you... want a present too? -
[20:33] * The Fingernail Man looks at Anni Esko's fingernails.
[20:33] <The Fingernail Man> - Here... Use this. It will make you prettier. -
[20:34] <Anni Esko> .....
[20:34] * Anni Esko backs away
[20:34] * The Fingernail Man reaches a clenched hand toward Anni...
[20:34] * The Fingernail Man comes closer.
[20:34] * The Fingernail Man opens up his palm to reveal a bottle of lavendar Nail Polish.
[20:34] * Anni Esko backs even further
[20:34] <The Fingernail Man> - Here... take it. -
[20:35] <Anni Esko> ....
[20:35] * The Fingernail Man comes closer.
[20:35] <Anni Esko> ...no thanks...
[20:35] <Anni Esko> ..I..I don't do that
[20:35] <The Fingernail Man> - Here it's yours. Take it. -
[20:35] <The Fingernail Man> - But it will make you beautiful! Take it! -
[20:35] * The Fingernail Man takes a step closer.
[20:35] <Anni Esko> ....I don't want it!
[20:36] <The Fingernail Man> - Sure you do! -
[20:36] <@Ryan> Ah ah ah! You didn't say the magic word!
[20:36] * The Fingernail Man comes closer.
[20:36] * The Fingernail Man reaches out his hand toward Anni Esko.
[20:36] <Anni Esko> I DON'T
[20:36] * @Ryan suddenly appears out of the ether, lightsaber in hand
[20:36] <@Ryan> Learn personal space, pal.
[20:36] <@Ryan> Back off.
[20:37] * The Fingernail Man extends his hand toward Anni Esko.
[20:37] *** @DisgruntledDuelist [SkullDuelist@DMProleague.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:37] *** spiritflame sets mode +o @DisgruntledDuelist

[20:37] <+Luna-P> y0 @DisgruntledDuelist
[20:37] * @Ryan sighs...
[20:37] <Anni Esko> STAY AWAY
[20:37] <@DisgruntledDuelist> hey, whats goin' on in this house!
[20:37] * Anni Esko 's spirit aura flares up
[20:38] <[DEKA]Adam Kanal> Oh god just do it already Ry
[20:38] * @Ryan swings his lightsaber out and aims it at the Fingernail Man's right hand in an attempt to sever it
[20:38] * The Fingernail Man gives a chittering, chewing sounding laugh.
[20:38] * The Fingernail Man ''s hand falls to the ground.
[20:39] <Anni Esko> O.O
[20:39] * A Cascade of fingernail Clippings begins to pour out of the wound in the wrist.
[20:39] <[DEKA]Adam Kanal> EW EW EW EW EW EW
[20:39] <The Fingernail Man> - HA HA HA HA! -
[20:40] * @Ryan brings his lightsaber back at a defense position
[20:40] <@Ryan> ...
[20:40] <Anni Esko> ...
[20:40] * The Fingernails of the Severed Hand start two wriggle.
[20:40] <@Ryan> That's something you don't see every day.
[20:40] <@DisgruntledDuelist> oh THAT is just creepy
[20:40] <The Fingernail Man> - I knew you would DO IT! -
[20:40] * A buzzing sound starts to come from the wound.
[20:41] * @DisgruntledDuelist reaches into his bag, pulling out a red buckle, and a purple USB like device
[20:41] <Anni Esko> ...what...are you?
[20:41] <Quilliam Fyre> Fae?
[20:41] <@Ryan> Usually when I slice off someone's hand, it's either cauterized or in rare cases, bleeds.
[20:41] <Anni Esko> ..a troll...
[20:42] <Quilliam Fyre> Fae.
[20:42] * The Fingernail Man slings his severed wrist around, covering the closest people to him in fingernail clippings.
[20:42] * Quilliam Fyre looks in his bag for some cold iron
[20:42] <@Ryan> A very sick individual?
[20:42] * Anni Esko digs into her pocket..throws up five marbles...and catches them in between her fingers
[20:42] <The Fingernail Man> THE TIME HAS COME! ARISE CHILDREN!
[20:42] * Pile of Fingernail Clippings is now known as Bone-Mite Swarm
[20:42] <Anni Esko> !!!
[20:42] * The Fingernail Man looks at Bone-Mite Swarm.
[20:42] *** Bone-Mite Swarm is hissing swarm of parasites that look like fingernail clippings that grew wings & legs. They swarm towards the faces of all present, trying to gain access they buzz around your ears and nose trying to get in--Are you going to open your mouth & scream?
hir image Song is: a Hissing Cockroach.

[20:43] * Anni Esko blinks..and frowns
[20:43] * The Fingernail Man opens his mouth, and vomits fingernails onto the ground... fingernails that begin to move.
[20:43] <Anni Esko> FIVE GOLDEN COMETS
[20:43] * Quilliam Fyre is wearing a helmet so he's all good
[20:43] * Bone-Mite Swarm takes flight, and swarms toward Anni Esko's face and eyes.
[20:43] * Anni Esko infuses the marbles with her spirit energy..and flings them at the fingernail man
[20:43] * @Ryan starts swinging his lightsaber around, slicing bone-mites to pieces
[20:44] * Quilliam Fyre takes out a cold iron spike
[20:44] * Anni Esko digs out more marbles and starts firing them at each swarm member...allowing the marbles to bounce off walls and hit other swarms at the same time
[20:44] * Bone-Mite Swarm spread out and fly toward Ryan, droning and hissing.
[20:44] * The Fingernail Man is hit squarely by the marbles and impacts a wall.... and fingernail clippings begin to pour from the holes the marbles left.
[20:44] * @DisgruntledDuelist straps the belt around him, and inserts the device into it. Swinging down the side
[20:44] <@DisgruntledDuelist> Henshin!
[20:45] * @DisgruntledDuelist is now known as Kamen Rider Skull
[20:45] <[DEKA]Adam Kanal> Emergency!
[20:45] * The Fingernail Man 's body starts to deflate and the hunch on the back goes away, as more parasites come out of him.
[20:45] * [DEKA]Adam Kanal is now known as DekaBlue
[20:45] * @Ryan holds up his hand and Force Pushes away the swarm
[20:45] * Kamen Rider Skull whips out his Skull Magnum and starts takin' pot shots at the swarm
[20:45] * Bone-Mite Swarm begin to fly out the open windows of the house from the momentum.
[20:45] * Screaming can be heard outside.
[20:45] * Anni Esko catches the returning marbles...and fires them in a spiral "GOLDEN METEOR SPIRAL"
[20:46] *** Hideki Kaze [AirKnight@QTech.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:46] * The Fingernail Man is now known as Revolting Husk
[20:46] <@Ryan> I think it's time for the superhumans here to do those area attacks you're so known for.
[20:46] <Anni Esko> !! captain hideki!
[20:46] * Bone-Mite Swarm looks at Revolting Husk.
[20:46] *** Revolting Husk is all that remains of the Fingernail Man, whose body is deflated like a lanced boil. Resembling a disturbed anthill more than a man, fingernail clippings pour from his fingertips, mouth, and his open wounds--and then sprout wings.
His image Song is: The Twilight Zone theme..

[20:47] <DekaBlue> I'M NOT SUPER-HUMAN
[20:47] * Hideki Kaze is wearing the uniform of the valkyrie squad
[20:47] * Kamen Rider Skull 's henshin looks like this, but his hat appears with the transformation
[20:47] <@Ryan> No, Blue, you're just Awesome.
[20:47] * Bone-Mite Swarm swarm around all in the room... and head for the sound when DekaBlue shouts.
[20:47] * Hideki Kaze pulls out two sticks from his back...and puts them together to form a Bo staff
[20:48] * Hideki Kaze runs towards the swarm, spinning his staff like a fan..infused with white colored spirit energy
[20:48] * Bone-Mite Swarm begins to fly out the window in greater numbers, and the screams and choking sounds form outside intensify.
[20:48] * Kamen Rider Skull spins the magnum in his hand
[20:48] <Kamen Rider Skull> damnit, why is this NEVER easy
[20:49] * Bone-Mite Swarm fly toward the noise of a voice, hoping to find an open mouth... but is thwarted by the helmet.
[20:49] * Hideki Kaze breaks apart the staff and starts batting away each swarm member at a time
[20:49] * Quilliam Fyre stabs the iron spike into the Husk's arm
[20:49] * Anni Esko keeps firing marbles infused with postive spirit energy
[20:50] * Revolting Husk quivers.
[20:50] <Kamen Rider Skull> so guys, just point me were to shot
[20:50] * Hideki Kaze busies himself protecting people
[20:50] * Bone-Mite Swarm numbers in the thousands now... and swarms round the face and eyes of all in the room---they begin biting and stinging.
[20:50] <Anni Esko> geh!
[20:50] <Revolting Husk> - SSSSSSS! -
[20:51] * Bone-Mite Swarm fly towards Anni when she opens her mouth.
[20:51] * @Ryan does his best to form a Force barrier around himself to protect him from the swarm; unfortunately he had around gotten some bites beforehand
[20:51] * Hideki Kaze throws one of his bo sticks at the swarms attack anni
[20:51] <Quilliam Fyre> I need more cold iron, guys!
[20:51] * Bone-Mite Swarm start chewing on the apolstery, too... it's starting to look like a blizzard in here.
[20:51] * Kamen Rider Skull is relaying on his armor to keep them at bay
[20:51] * Hideki Kaze pulls out another stick
[20:52] * Anni Esko pulls out a couple of steel balls
[20:52] * Bone-Mite Swarm is getting killed the longer it stays inside, so it starts streaming out all avilable windows... it tries the AC vents... but those are electrified. (XD)
[20:52] <Revolting Husk> - FOOOLS! -
[20:53] <@Ryan> Your mom's a fool.
[20:53] * Revolting Husk gives a final grin, and fall over, never to move again.
[20:53] <@Ryan> Oh damn!
[20:53] <Anni Esko> ..is...is he dead?
[20:53] <@Ryan> I guess my ice old hot burn killed him.
[20:54] <Kamen Rider Skull> possibly!
[20:54] * Bone-Mite Swarm abandons the fight, and starts winging its way toward Aokigahara forest... the humans that it passes... begin to scream... and then choke.. and then walk in the same direction as the swarm.
[20:54] <@Ryan> (I also maybe joking)
[20:54] <Hideki Kaze> .....
[20:54] <Hideki Kaze> ...I have a bad feeling
[20:54] <The Infected> - Feed. -
[20:54] <@Ryan> No. No. No. No one is allowed to say 'I have a bad feeling about this.'
[20:54] *** Bone-Mite Swarm [you@It'sAlreadyTooLate.net] has quit IRC (More hosts! Find their breath, drink their water! Quickly, we must enter more hosts and escape!)
[20:54] <@Ryan> Whenever I hear that, something usually goes wrong sometime after that.
[20:55] <Quilliam Fyre> Okay. I need an iron horse shoe, stat
[20:55] <Kamen Rider Skull> Man, I didn't even get to try out my Maximum Drive yet,.
[20:55] * Hideki Kaze walks in the house
[20:55] * Anni Esko salutes "captain, sir!"
[20:55] <Hideki Kaze> ....why are you doing that, anni?
[20:56] <Anni Esko> um...ok..
[20:56] <@Ryan> Thankfully we have a Iron Horse Shoe store nearby!
[20:56] * The Infected start breaking windows, and rolling on the ground... and running through the night. Unlike them, their loved ones have not stopped screaming.
[20:56] *** [gTV]Potamos [kawanami_hiromi@seihanazono.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:56] <@Ryan> Yes. That was a joke.
[20:56] <[gTV]Potamos> Wh-What's going on out there?
[20:56] <@Ryan> A more serious response would be this:
[20:56] <@Ryan> Gems might have some on hand.
[20:56] <@Ryan> 'Cause she has a horse and all.
[20:57] <Hideki Kaze> but she isn't here...right now
[20:57] <@Ryan> I cut off creepy Fingernail guy's hand.
[20:57] * Car Alarms and Sirens can be heard outside.
[20:57] <@Ryan> He then went all crazy and attempted to kill us with a swarm of creatures.
[20:58] <Anni Esko> ..we should do something
[20:58] * @Ryan notices he hasn't switched off his lightsaber and does it; putting it back on his belt
[20:58] * A shambling blue-faced human staggers up to the door of the house.
[20:58] * A shambling blue-faced human laughs with a hiss.
[20:58] <Hideki Kaze> ...
[20:58] * Kamen Rider Skull is about to remove his gaia memory from his driver, but hesitates at that sound
[20:58] * A shambling blue-faced human kicks the door open.
[20:59] * Quilliam Fyre returns with iron horse shoe, and nails it to the door frame
[20:59] <A shambling blue-faced human> - Fools. We will simply find new bodies to dine in. Stay away from out home. Tell your friends that they'd better NEVER return... or the master will strike back again! -
[20:59] * @Ryan hovers his right hand over his lighsaber, ready to draw it once again if need be.
[20:59] <Hideki Kaze> let those people go
[21:00] * A shambling blue-faced human walks under the Iron horseshoe... and stops abruptly.
[21:00] <[gTV]Potamos> KYAAAAHHH!!!
[21:00] * Infected Victim starts coughing.
[21:00] * Kamen Rider Skull whips the skull magnum to eye level
[21:00] * [gTV]Potamos pulls her gun out of her purse
[21:00] * Anni Esko prepares some round ball barings between her fingers
[21:01] * Infected Victim spits something up... A single, moving fingernail-- and then collapses onto the ground.
[21:01] * Infected Victim is now known as Unconscious victim
[21:01] <Quilliam Fyre> Yup. Fae.
[21:01] <Quilliam Fyre> Now, we have oWoD vampire here with Dimitri...
[21:01] <Quilliam Fyre> I assume this is an oWoD Changeling.
[21:02] * Fingernail Clipping sprouts wings...
[21:02] * Kamen Rider Skull just sighs
[21:02] * Hideki Kaze steps on the moving fingernail
[21:02] <Kamen Rider Skull> and i thought back home had issues
[21:02] <@Ryan> Someone shoot that clipping.
[21:02] * Fingernail Clipping hovers in the air.
[21:02] <@Ryan> Never mind.
[21:02] * Hideki Kaze smacks the clipping with his staff
[21:02] * Fingernail Clipping is comes apart with a hissing crunch.
[21:02] * Bone-Mite is dead.
[21:03] <Hideki Kaze> filthy..
[21:03] <[gTV]Potamos> ewwww
[21:03] <@Ryan> Seen worse.
[21:03] <[gTV]Potamos> ...
[21:03] <Quilliam Fyre> Potamos-san, have there been any reports recently of missing Children?
[21:03] <[gTV]Potamos> okay, so from the beginning
[21:03] <[gTV]Potamos> Missing children?
[21:03] <Anni Esko> ...I told you he was a troll!
[21:03] <Quilliam Fyre> Well
[21:04] <[gTV]Potamos> Honestly, I don't really know, mitai na...I have been in America the past few days.
[21:04] <Quilliam Fyre> Shoot.
[21:04] * Kamen Rider Skull removes the Gaia memory from his driver, his armor, gun, and belt shatter away
[21:04] <Quilliam Fyre> If we're dealing with nWoD, they'd have Fetches.
[21:04] * Kamen Rider Skull is now known as DisgruntledDuelist
[21:04] * Revolting Husk splits open and disolves. There are no internal organs left inside of it.
[21:04] <Quilliam Fyre> So they wouldn't really be 'missing'
[21:04] * Revolting Husk doesn't have blood vessels... it appears more like termite trails through its body.
[21:04] <[gTV]Potamos> Uh...
[21:05] * Revolting Husk smells REALLY bad right now.
[21:05] <@DisgruntledDuelist> heard nothing in domino at least
[21:05] <Potamos> - Ghhhk... -
[21:05] <Anni Esko> ugh...
[21:05] <@Ryan> Meh.
[21:05] <Hideki Kaze> hm...
[21:05] * @Ryan with a gesture of his hand levitates the remains of the Revoluting Husk and tosses it outside
[21:06] * Revolting Husk breaks apart into dessicated chunks as it hits a tree.
[21:06] *** Revolting Husk [0] has quit IRC
[21:06] <Hideki Kaze> so..a host body then?
[21:06] <Quilliam Fyre> Gross.
[21:07] * Unconscious Victim is now known as Conscious, very scared citizen
[21:07] <Conscious, very scared citizen> AAAAAUUUUGH!
[21:07] * Conscious, very scared citizen hacks and heaves.
[21:07] <@Ryan> Someone go grab a can of air freshener and spray it around this room.
[21:07] * Anni Esko walks over "shh..shh..it's alright"
[21:07] * Conscious, very scared citizen claws at his face.
[21:07] <Hideki Kaze> no need
[21:08] * Conscious, very scared citizen sobs with horror.
[21:08] * Hideki Kaze uses his air powers to manipulate the air..and send the scent away
[21:08] * Quilliam Fyre gets those ninja to use some memory dust
[21:09] <Conscious, very scared citizen> Is it over?
[21:09] * [gTV]Potamos sits down...overcome with the stench
[21:09] <Anni Esko> just relax..
[21:09] <Hideki Kaze> ..that should fix the smell
[21:10] <[gTV]Potamos> What HAPPENED?!
[21:10] * Conscious, very scared citizen has watery eyes from coughing, and gasps for breath, but he listens to Anni and closes his eyes, panting.
[21:10] <Anni Esko> just..relax..it's alright
[21:10] <Hideki Kaze> hm...
[21:11] * DekaBlue just put out a APB to the metro police
[21:12] * Conscious, very scared citizen nods, and sniffles a bit.
[21:12] * Anni Esko pats the man on the back
[21:12] * Conscious, very scared citizen is now known as Scared Bystander
[21:12] <Scared Bystander> Thank you.
[21:12] * Anni Esko smiles
[21:13] *** Suu [FourLeafClover@clampgakuen.ac.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:13] * Suu runs in completely terrified
[21:14] * The Fingernail Man's Jar of Clippings begins to shake Violently when Suu enters the house.
[21:14] <Hideki Kaze> so what do we do...about the others
[21:14] <Suu> - It's...It's terrible out there!!!! -
[21:14] <DekaBlue> Suu!
[21:14] <Hideki Kaze> yes..yes it is
[21:14] <DekaBlue> Hide in one of the rooms, fast!
[21:14] * Hideki Kaze rubs his chin..
[21:15] * The Fingernail Man's Jar of Clippings begins to tremble, and falls over on its side, rolling over towards Suu.
[21:15] * DekaBlue picks the jar up, and tosses it outside
[21:15] * Suu dashes upstairs
[21:15] * The Fingernail Man's Jar of Clippings shatters!
[21:15] *** Bone-Mite Swarm [you@It'sAlreadyTooLate.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:15] <Hideki Kaze> wonderful...
[21:16] * Bone-Mite Swarm flies toward the window closest to Suu...
[21:16] <[gTV]Potamos> Outside...
[21:16] * Bone-Mite Swarm passes it and attacks the upper story windows of the house, making a sound like fingernails against well... glass.
[21:16] <Bone-Mite Swarm> EEEEEEEEE
[21:17] <Quilliam Fyre> Damn it, that horse shoe should keep them outside the entire house
[21:17] <Hideki Kaze> we better destroy them before they get to her
[21:17] * Quilliam Fyre has another one
[21:17] * Quilliam Fyre runs up stairs
[21:17] * Suu covers her ears as she hides in the women's bathroom
[21:18] * Bone-Mite Swarm buzzes against the dryer vent, and chimney( if present)
[21:18] <Bone-Mite Swarm> EEEEE
[21:18] * [gTV]Potamos c[BLEEP]ks her gun
[21:18] <Scared Bystander> THEY ARE BACK!
[21:18] <[gTV]Potamos> Why are they after Suu-chan?
[21:19] <Scared Bystander> My family---they are outside!
[21:19] * Scared Bystander runs toward the door.
[21:19] <@Ryan> Because they're creepy?
[21:19] * Scared Bystander is now known as d Panicked Bystander
[21:19] <Anni Esko> don't go outside!
[21:19] <@Ryan> And someone really should step outside and help those innocent bystanders
[21:19] <@Ryan> Not me. I'm perfectly comfortable here.
[21:19] <d Panicked Bystander> But--- my children! I can hear them in my mind! They'll take my children!
[21:20] <Hideki Kaze> I'll do it....
[21:20] <Bone-Mite Swarm> EEEEEEEEEEEEE!
[21:20] * Hideki Kaze walks outside...
[21:20] * Hideki Kaze puts his bo stick back together
[21:20] * Suu 's wings fold into a cocoon around her
[21:20] * Bone-Mite Swarm is immediately swarmed by the parasites, who try to force thier way into his nose, ears and mouth!
[21:20] <Bone-Mite Swarm> (( Woops. ))
[21:20] <@Ryan> Someone also should check on Suu.
[21:20] <Hideki Kaze> no you don't..
[21:20] <@Ryan> Make sure she's not freaking out.
[21:21] <Quilliam Fyre> Suu?
[21:21] * Bone-Mite Swarm immediately swarms HIDEKI KAZE and try to force their way into his body!
[21:21] <@Ryan> Not me. I'm just too comfortable here.
[21:21] * Quilliam Fyre knocks on the door
[21:21] <Quilliam Fyre> Suu, it's Quilliam.
[21:21] * d Panicked Bystander runs outside the house!
[21:21] * Hideki Kaze spins his bo-staff...smashing it against the swarm
[21:21] <Suu> Ahh...
[21:21] * Bone-Mite Swarm envelops Panicked Bystander
[21:21] * Hideki Kaze funnels his spirit energy through the stick
[21:21] <Hideki Kaze> no!
[21:22] * Anni Esko runs outside
[21:22] * d Panicked Bystander is now known as Infected.
[21:22] <Anni Esko> ....
[21:22] * [gTV]Potamos rushes outside
[21:22] <Anni Esko> ..no
[21:22] <Infected.> Aaaaaauuuu ghhh noooo------NEVER RETURN TO OUR FOREST!
[21:22] <Anni Esko> NO!
[21:22] <Infected.> - NEVER RETURN! -
[21:22] <Suu> I'm...I'm scared...What's happening...
[21:22] * Anni Esko runs forward..and headbutts the infected guy in the gut
[21:22] * Bone-Mite Swarm still tries to invade Hideki's body!
[21:22] <Potamos> - DON'T F[BLEEP]K WITH MY FAMILY! MITAI NA!!!! -
[21:23] <Hideki Kaze> ...
[21:23] * Infected. vomits up tonail clippings---not a pretty sight.
[21:23] <[gTV]Potamos> Get out of the way!
[21:23] <Quilliam Fyre> Suu, have you done anything recently to upset the Fae?
[21:23] * Infected. is now known as Poor, unfortunate S.O.B.
[21:23] * Hideki Kaze unleashes a shockwave from his body...
[21:23] <Suu> The what?
[21:23] <Quilliam Fyre> Fae, faeries.
[21:23] * @Ryan is eating some delicious chocolate pudding while all of this is going on (WHICH I AM, OOC)
[21:23] <Bone-Mite Swarm> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee*
[21:23] * Anni Esko fires her marbles at the toenails
[21:23] <Quilliam Fyre> Have you, I dunno, stolen anything or trespassed?
[21:24] * Bone-Mite Swarm loses about half it's numbers to the shockwave, and the rest fly northeast.
[21:24] *** Bone-Mite Swarm [you@It'sAlreadyTooLate.net] has quit IRC (More hosts! Find their breath, drink their water! Quickly, we must enter more hosts and escape!)
[21:24] <Suu> Uh...
[21:24] <Suu> We...a lot of us...me and Matsumi and...
[21:24] <Suu> we went there...
[21:24] * A fresh round of screaming can be heard in the distance.
[21:24] <Suu> ALLIE-CHAN!!!!
[21:24] <Suu> They...What if they go after her too?!
[21:25] <Hideki Kaze> we need more help
[21:25] * @Ryan finally finishes his delicious pudding
[21:25] <Anni Esko> what about the rest of the unit?
[21:25] <Hideki Kaze> not sure
[21:25] <Quilliam Fyre> Went where?
[21:26] * [H!P]Allison Blitz is walking down the streets in Shibuya :3
[21:26] <Suu> Aokigahara?
[21:26] * Emergency Warning System can be heard now.
[21:26] <Suu> She was with us!
[21:26] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Eh?
[21:26] * Suu tries to get her cell phone, but her hands are shaking...
[21:26] * Emergency Warning System warns people to stay in their homes and lock their doors.
[21:26] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Godzilla?
[21:27] * [H!P]Allison Blitz is a ways away from home...
[21:27] * KAT is currently trying to get people off the street
[21:27] <Quilliam Fyre> Aokigahara...
[21:27] <Quilliam Fyre> I didn't think that was connected to Arcadia at all...
[21:27] * Suu nods "We went there to try and help a friend"
[21:28] <Suu> it was awful
[21:28] <Suu> it's where...people go to kill themselves.
[21:28] <Suu> and...their bodies were still there.
[21:28] <Quilliam Fyre> We're gonna need a lot more iron.
[21:28] <Emergency Warning System> Return to your homes! Return to your homes!
[21:28] <Suu> it's full of ghosts and bad things.
[21:28] <Suu> if it hadn't been for Yura-chan, we'd...
[21:28] * [H!P]Allison Blitz tries running to the House. She's a bit far away, though...
[21:29] <Takahashi Sugoto> everyone OFF THE STREETS!
[21:29] <@Ryan> GET TO DA CHOPPAS
[21:29] <Takahashi Sugota> ^
[21:29] * Takahashi Sugota uses his KAT laser on some of swarm at the same time
[21:29] <Takahashi Sugota> damn things
[21:30] * [H!P]Allison Blitz sees a... swarm?
[21:30] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> What the heck?
[21:30] <Emergency Warning System> Do not attempt to leave your homes! Do not interfere with Emergency personnel!
[21:30] * Bone-Mite Swarm looks at [H!P]Allison Blitz.
[21:30] *** [H!P]Allison Blitz is a 15-year-old girl, with golden brown hair tied in a ponytail. She wears a striped top, with a blue skirt and black leggings. More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: Rouge no Dengon - DISCOTHEQUE.

[21:30] <Megumi Tsukata> you heard the annoucement! get back into your homes!
[21:30] <Bone-Mite Swarm> EEEEEEEEEEE
[21:31] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> O_O
[21:31] * Bone-Mite Swarm descends upon Allison Blitz... the infected around her shambling toward her.
[21:31] * Hideki Kaze runs forward..and smashes some of the swarm with his staff
[21:31] <The Infected> - DO NOT RETURN! DO NOT RETURN! -
[21:32] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Uh
[21:32] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> S-sol Power, Make-up!!
[21:32] * [H!P]Allison Blitz is now known as Sailor Sol
[21:32] * Bone-Mite Swarm makes a valiant attempt to enter Allison's body when she shouts the transformation phrase
[21:32] * Hideki Kaze busies himself with taking down parts of the swarm
[21:33] * Bone-Mite Swarm crawls over Allison, biting.
[21:33] * Sailor Sol screams
[21:33] <Emergency Warning System> Alert to all First-Response crews---Reports of attempted Suicide among infected is increasing! Restrain all those showing symptoms!
[21:34] * Bone-Mite Swarm IMMEDIATELY attempts to Enter allison when she opens her mouth to scream.
[21:34] * Suu tries calling Allie on her cell phone
[21:34] * flies through the air, human sized, zapping at bits of the swarm in Tokyo
[21:34] <Suu> come on, come on, pick up
[21:34] <Ultraman Mu> ^
[21:34] * Sailor Sol 's cell just rings and rings
[21:34] <Suu> Is...Is Mike all right?
[21:34] * Sailor Sol has the things enter her mouth, causing her to gag
[21:34] <> (( where is sol in relation to the others? ))
[21:34] <Hideki Kaze> ^
[21:35] <Sailor Sol> (( She's in Shibuya ))
[21:35] <Emergency Warning System> (( Her call. She can be anywhere she wants. ))
[21:35] <Sailor Sol> (( the others are in Azabu-Juuban ))
[21:35] <Hideki Kaze> (( okies..just curious ))
[21:36] * Ultraman Mu tries his best to prevent anymore infections from other parts of the swarm
[21:36] * Suu goes downstairs
[21:36] <The Infected> - DO NOT DISTURB US! We will NOT HESITATE! -
[21:36] * The Infected vomit up their Mites... and they fly upwards into the night.
[21:36] * Bone-Mite Swarms begins to head North... toward Aokigahara...
[21:37] *** Bone-Mite Swarms has quit IRC
[21:37] * Sailor Sol tries spitting the things out of her mouth
[21:37] <Sailor Sol> Oh God
[21:37] <Hideki Kaze> hmm?
[21:37] <Sailor Sol> What the...
[21:38] <Anni Esko> ...they're gone..
[21:39] * Sailor Sol loves over herself
[21:39] <Sailor Sol> I think I swallowed some of them
[21:39] <@Ryan> (( "Sailor Sol loves over herself " THAT IS GONNA BE TOPIC'D XD ))
[21:40] <Sailor Sol> (( ^looks ))
[21:40] <Sailor Sol> (( ;-; ))
[21:40] <Bone-Mite Swarms> (( Are You SURE you want to have swallowed some of them? ))
[21:41] <Suu> - we're all in danger... -
[21:41] <Sailor Sol> (( She just thinks she did ))
[21:41] * Hideki Kaze unhooks his bo staff and puts it away
[21:41] <@Ryan> Test
[21:41] <Sailor Sol> (( She a main character, nothing bad can happen to her, right? ))
[21:41] * Hideki Kaze walks over to Anni "are you alright..."
[21:41] <Anni Esko> yeah..yeah I'm ok
[21:42] * @Ryan changes topic to `Chatbox sixth anniversary party June 30th all day! It be MACRO WAR! Bring your most insane internet pics and we're going to spam the box like it's 1999! Theme: HALF A GIGABYTE OF AWESOME | [21:39] * Sailor Sol loves over herself`
[21:42] * [gTV]Potamos comes back in
[21:43] <[gTV]Potamos> Suu-chan...
[21:43] * [gTV]Potamos goes over and gives her a big hug
[21:43] <@Ryan> (( >-D ))
[21:43] <@Ryan> (( OH NO MY SMILEY IS NOW MISSING ONE EYE ))
[21:44] <Suu> Allie-chan might be in danger
[21:44] * Anni Esko walks inside with Hideki
[21:44] <Hideki Kaze> is everyone alright?
[21:44] <Suu> And Celeste-san, and Mike...and everyone that was with me in Aokigahara
[21:45] * Sailor Sol zwees over to the House
[21:46] * @Ryan is currently in The House, watching TEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[21:46] * Hideki Kaze takes a deep breath..
[21:47] <Suu> Allie-chan!!!!
[21:47] <Suu> Are you okay?
[21:47] * Sailor Sol probably looks very bitten up
[21:48] <@Ryan> What up, boys and girls of all ages.
[21:49] <Anni Esko> that was intense..
[21:49] <[gTV]Potamos> Oh no...we need to get you treated mitai na
[21:49] <[gTV]Potamos> Does it hurt?
[21:49] <@Ryan> Not as intense as podracing!
[21:50] <Sailor Sol> A bit..
[21:50] <Sailor Sol> I
[21:50] * Sailor Sol is now known as [H!P]Allison Blitz
[21:50] * [H!P]Allison Blitz falls into a heap
[21:51] <@Ryan> Someone should pick her up.
[21:51] <@Ryan> Don't want anyone tripping over her.
[21:51] * [gTV]Potamos moves Allie over to a couch
[21:51] <[gTV]Potamos> Damn it, we need a doctor!
[21:52] * @Ryan sighs goes over check on Allison
[21:53] * @Ryan nudges her a bit
[21:53] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> ow
[21:53] <@Ryan> I can safely say that she's not dead.
[21:53] <@Ryan> Go to the bathroom and get one of the medical kits.
[21:54] <@Ryan> Treat some of her superficial wounds and just let her rest.
[21:54] * [gTV]Potamos nods
[21:54] <@Ryan> While Allison here contemplates the fact that she forgot one of the basic lessons of combat.
[21:54] * [gTV]Potamos goes into the bathroom and gets the first aid kit
[21:54] <@Ryan> Learning how to dodge.
[21:54] <[gTV]Potamos> You're not gonna be all Piccolo on her are you mitai na?
[21:54] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> cant dodge a swarm
[21:55] <@Ryan> That was also a joke. But you can damn well run away from one!
[21:55] <@Ryan> I'm nowhere as harsh as Piccolo.
[21:55] <@Ryan> Though now I think about it, Potamos here has given me a good idea!
[21:56] <[gTV]Potamos> Allie-chan, left arm please, this is going to sting a bit.
[21:56] * [H!P]Allison Blitz half-heartedly lifts it
[21:56] * [gTV]Potamos gets out some antiseptic pads and cleans some of the bite sites
[21:56] <@Ryan> I really should take some of you younger folks and put you through some grueling training exercises. Half for giggles and half because it might end up saving your life.
[21:58] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> i trained with th'avengers. look what good that did me
[21:58] <[gTV]Potamos> other arm please
[21:58] <[gTV]Potamos> anything really bleeding?
[21:58] <Hideki Kaze> Anni is under my training for now, ryan
[21:59] * [H!P]Allison Blitz lifts the other arm, barely
[21:59] <Hideki Kaze> ok..so techinically it's Rachet doing the training..not me
[21:59] <@Ryan> Obviously your training wasn't enough!
[21:59] <[gTV]Potamos> Allie-chan does it hurt?
[21:59] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> everything does
[21:59] <@Ryan> If I had a gimmer stick right now, I might whack someone.
[22:00] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> i think some are in me
[22:01] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> crawling around
[22:01] <[gTV]Potamos> ...
[22:01] <[gTV]Potamos> well I'll try and get the superficial ones...
[22:01] <[gTV]Potamos> we'd probably get you to a hospital or something
[22:02] <@Ryan> Ugh.
[22:02] <@Ryan> Might wanna find someone more superhuman. One of those types of healers.
[22:02] <@Ryan> Magical or some other means.
[22:02] <[gTV]Potamos> Or a really good surgeon.
[22:02] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> don't bother. it'll all end soon enough
[22:02] <@Ryan> That too.
[22:03] <@Ryan> Curious statement.
[22:03] <[gTV]Potamos> ...
[22:03] <[gTV]Potamos> Allie-chan.
[22:03] <@Ryan> Could be taken a number of ways.
[22:03] <[gTV]Potamos> Sit up please
[22:03] <[gTV]Potamos> Do you feel them under your clothes?
[22:04] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> everywhere
[22:04] <Anni Esko> ....
[22:04] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> under my skin
[22:04] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> in my hair
[22:04] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> up and down my throat
[22:04] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> across my neck
[22:04] <[gTV]Potamos> .......
[22:05] * [H!P]Allison Blitz makes a motion, as if she were... slitting her own throat
[22:05] <@Ryan> Allison, I have a question concerning your powers
[22:05] <@Ryan> How strong is your control?
[22:05] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> no controll
[22:05] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> lost it all
[22:05] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:05] <@Ryan> Could you, theoretically, burn them out of you?
[22:05] <Matsumi Kaze> Hideki...you can head home
[22:06] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> no use in playing the game anymore
[22:06] * Hideki Kaze nods "I'll head to the HQ"
[22:06] *** Hideki Kaze [AirKnight@QTech.com] has left #suburbansenshi2
[22:06] * Unconscious Victim victim moans from outside.
[22:06] <Matsumi Kaze> ....heard what happened on the news..
[22:07] <[gTV]Potamos> ...damn it...
[22:07] <[gTV]Potamos> Allie-chan come upstairs with me, you need to take a shower
[22:07] * [H!P]Allison Blitz stands up, slowly, slumping over
[22:08] *** Jack Dinsdale [J_Dinsdale@risingstarmedia.org] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:08] * [gTV]Potamos guides Allie to the upstairs bathroom
[22:08] * Jack Dinsdale staggers in, sweating bullets, clothing all torn up.
[22:08] * Suu is very pale and shaking...
[22:09] <Matsumi Kaze> hm...
[22:09] <Suu> Oh no, are you OK?
[22:09] * Jack Dinsdale looks at Suu
[22:09] <Jack Dinsdale> S-Stay back!
[22:09] * Jack Dinsdale waves one arm frantically, his hand is flapping oddly
[22:09] <Matsumi Kaze> we are wondering how this started
[22:09] * Unconscious Victim is now known as Very scared guy
[22:09] <@Ryan> Jack!
[22:09] <Matsumi Kaze> if you don't mind telling us..
[22:09] * Very scared guy sits up and coughs.
[22:09] <Matsumi Kaze> us...us..us..*slaps her forehead* me..
[22:10] * [H!P]Allison Blitz looks at the ceiling, her head just... limp
[22:10] * Jack Dinsdale 's hand has four fingers seemingly flapping to the side
[22:10] * Very scared guy staggers away...
[22:10] <Jack Dinsdale> C-Canada...
[22:10] *** Very scared guy has quit IRC (I have to find my children!)
[22:10] <Jack Dinsdale> the Earthquake...
[22:11] <[gTV]Potamos> moh, stay with me here Allie
[22:11] * Jack Dinsdale grabs his right arm, forcing it upwards, there seems to be a gun barrel portruding from his right hand which was revealed by the flapping cover
[22:11] <Matsumi Kaze> ....
[22:11] * Jack Dinsdale shoots the ceiling
[22:11] <Suu> !!!!!!!!
[22:11] <Anni Esko> ....
[22:11] <Jack Dinsdale> The--- Earthquake was no Earthquake!
[22:11] <Matsumi Kaze> ...well now..
[22:11] * [gTV]Potamos hears the gunshot and screams
[22:11] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> hey
[22:11] * Jack Dinsdale struggles with his arm, which seems to have a mind of its own
[22:11] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> nice gun
[22:11] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> can i see it?
[22:12] <Jack Dinsdale> H-He... was there...
[22:12] <Matsumi Kaze> ...he?
[22:12] * Jack Dinsdale looks at Allison like's she's crazy
[22:12] <Jack Dinsdale> Stay away it'll kill you!
[22:12] <Matsumi Kaze> ....
[22:12] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> and?
[22:12] <Matsumi Kaze> ...now just calm down
[22:12] <Potamos> Allie-chan, no, you don't want to see it, think of getting up on stage and singing mitai na
[22:12] * Matsumi Kaze moves slowly towards him
[22:12] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> would be a nice release
[22:12] * Jack Dinsdale tries to force the arm away from everyone
[22:12] <Potamos> you're going to give a live performance
[22:13] * @Ryan whips out his lightsaber, ignites it, and then chops off Jack's evil hand
[22:13] <Matsumi Kaze> just...calm down
[22:13] <Jack Dinsdale> He detonated the charge... made an explosion... tore open the Earth on the other side of the----
[22:13] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> the audience only thinks of me as a token gaijin
[22:13] * Jack Dinsdale screams
[22:13] * Suu goes over to Allie
[22:13] * Jack Dinsdale looks down at the severed, bubbling, melting _plastic_ arm.
[22:13] * Suu starts singing one of Allie's hits
[22:13] <@Ryan> I'm racking up quite a hand count today.
[22:13] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> i;m nothing but something for the wota to lust over
[22:13] <Jack Dinsdale> O_o wh...what
[22:13] * A cloud of black miasma appears in the center of the floor.
[22:14] <Matsumi Kaze> .....
[22:14] * A cloud of black miasma coalesces into the shape of a tall humanoid.
[22:14] * Jack Dinsdale 's other hand suddenly pops opne, revealing another barrel
[22:14] *** has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:14] <@Ryan> Ah, crap.
[22:14] *** Hulking Figure [SometimesForever@WearyWalker.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:14] <Jack Dinsdale> LISTEN TO ME HE WAS THERE HE WANTED TO UNEARTH SOMETHING THEY HAD BURIES
[22:14] * Jack Dinsdale shoots himself in the chest with his own hand
[22:14] * Jack Dinsdale crumples
[22:14] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> nice gun
[22:14] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> can i see it?
[22:14] <Matsumi Kaze> .......
[22:15] * [H!P]Allison Blitz walks over to dinsdale
[22:15] <Matsumi Kaze> Allison quiet
[22:15] * Jack Dinsdale lies there, inert
[22:15] * Hulking Figure shakes his head! Woah... what's happening! I feel--crazy... like I could... Hey Matsumi!
[22:15] <Matsumi Kaze> this is serious..
[22:15] * @Ryan goes over to Jack and examines the body
[22:15] * Jack Dinsdale forces out a burbling... "Atlanteans...
[22:15] * Matsumi Kaze walks over and looks over Jack's "body"
[22:15] * Suu screams!!
[22:15] * [H!P]Allison Blitz reaches for the gun
[22:15] <Matsumi Kaze> .....
[22:15] <@Ryan> Dammit. I just wanted to disarm him, not kill him.
[22:15] * Jack Dinsdale passes out cold
[22:15] * Matsumi Kaze feels the other hand of the body..
[22:15] * @Ryan pulls the gun away from Allison via telekinesis
[22:16] <@Ryan> No guns for you.
[22:16] *** The other arm is platic as well.
[22:16] <Matsumi Kaze> ..plastic
[22:16] <[gTV]Potamos> she's...they've gotten all inside her and it's infected her mitai na
[22:16] *** The body is still breathing, albeit shallowly
[22:16] <Matsumi Kaze> ....he's plastic...
[22:16] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> but it needs to end
[22:16] <[gTV]Potamos> I don't know what to do...
[22:16] * [H!P]Allison Blitz shrugs
[22:16] <@Ryan> Someone needs to attempt to find Hotaru so she can heal Allison
[22:17] * @The Impresario bounds in, leaps over a chair and dangles a pocketwatch in front of Allie.
[22:17] * [H!P]Allison Blitz begins to walk upstairs
[22:17] * @Ryan lifts up Jack's body and puts it on one of the nearby couches
[22:17] <@The Impresario> Look at the spinning watch
[22:17] <Matsumi Kaze> where do you think you are going, allison?
[22:17] <@The Impresario> See how it glints in the light?
[22:17] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> no thanks
[22:17] <@The Impresario> Come on, it's shiny. You want to look at it.
[22:18] <@The Impresario> You're almost compelled to~
[22:18] * [H!P]Allison Blitz walks up and up
[22:18] * Hulking Figure looks away from the watch... and closes his eyes, just in case.
[22:18] <@The Impresario> Damn, doesn't work... oh well!
[22:18] * @The Impresario slugs Allison.
[22:18] * Matsumi Kaze holds out her hand..and erects a psychic wall
[22:18] <@Ryan> That works.
[22:18] <Matsumi Kaze> ....we're afraid we won't let you go upstairs
[22:19] <[gTV]Potamos> we've...got to restrain her.
[22:19] <Matsumi Kaze> ..
[22:19] <[gTV]Potamos> Otherwise she'll just...
[22:19] * [H!P]Allison Blitz falls down, knocked out
[22:19] <Matsumi Kaze> that works we suppose
[22:19] <Suu> ...that...could've been me.
[22:19] * @The Impresario catches Allison.
[22:19] <Anni Esko> .....
[22:19] * Hulking Figure looks at the Unconscious Allison Blitz.
[22:19] <@The Impresario> Come on, let's secure her before she wakes.
[22:19] <Hulking Figure> Hmmm...
[22:19] * Matsumi Kaze shuts off the psychic wall
[22:19] <Matsumi Kaze> we can do that
[22:19] * @The Impresario shakes his hand, God that hurt
[22:19] * Hulking Figure narrows his eyes.
[22:20] * Matsumi+Kaze
[22:20] <Matsumi Kaze> anything we can do?
[22:20] <@The Impresario> I have no idea what's going on, I take it there's some kind of possesion happening?
[22:20] * @The Impresario just came for his One Tree Hill DVD ^^;
[22:21] <Matsumi Kaze> apperently..or so we heard
[22:21] <Suu> I think it's because a bunch of us went to Aokigahara...
[22:21] <@The Impresario> That's that forest?
[22:21] <Matsumi Kaze> that place?
[22:21] <Suu> Allie-chan, me, Mike, Matsumi, and a few others...
[22:21] * @The Impresario dials up Hino Rei on the speed dial
[22:21] <Matsumi Kaze> we recall that..
[22:22] <@The Impresario> ...Yes I knwo you don't know who I am just get over to the house :P
[22:22] <Hulking Figure> The forest of the Dead?
[22:22] <Suu> You...you were there with us too...weren't you
[22:22] <Hulking Figure> ...I've been there, once.
[22:22] * Hulking Figure nods.
[22:22] <Hulking Figure> You couldn't hear it, could you?
[22:22] * @The Impresario holds the phone away from his ear, being yelled at
[22:22] <Hulking Figure> Probably because you are still alive.
[22:22] *** flame_SNIPER [hinor@globalcom.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:22] <Matsumi Kaze> we only arrived
[22:23] * flame_SNIPER runs in, detransforming as she does
[22:23] <Matsumi Kaze> hello, rei
[22:23] <flame_SNIPER> What's going on!?
[22:23] * Hulking Figure hisses at Rei, and backs away.
[22:23] <[gTV]Potamos> She's...she's been possessed by that swarm of...things and she's become suicidal mitai na
[22:23] <flame_SNIPER> I heard Allison-chan was hurt?
[22:23] * Hulking Figure looks at flame_SNIPER.
[22:23] *** flame_SNIPER is a smartly-dressed young woman in the latest 20something casual style. Her movements are geraceful and fluid, and it'd hard not to notice her even in a crowd. There's a strange serenity about her however, one that is countered by the iron in her gaze.
Her image Song is: "Into your Heart" by Koda Kumi.
flame_SNIPER is an IRC Operator - Channel Administrator

[22:23] <Matsumi Kaze> we tried to stop her
[22:23] * flame_SNIPER shoots an accusing glance at the Dark presence she feels across the room
[22:24] * flame_SNIPER pulls out an Ofuda on reflex
[22:24] <Hulking Figure> Please don't Please don'gpleasedont!
[22:24] <flame_SNIPER> ....
[22:24] * Hulking Figure gets behind Matsumi Kaze.
[22:24] * flame_SNIPER doesn't waste time on him now.
[22:24] * Matsumi Kaze watches
[22:25] * flame_SNIPER throws the Ofuda at Allison's forehead
[22:25] <Hulking Figure> ...
[22:25] * [H!P]Allison Blitz 's body becomes rigid
[22:25] * flame_SNIPER charges another with holy energy....
[22:25] <Hulking Figure> It would have to be now...
[22:25] * Hulking Figure snarls, and backs into a corner.
[22:25] <flame_SNIPER> pyo... sha... jin... zai... rin... to... kai... retsu... ZEN!
[22:25] * flame_SNIPER sends a massive discharge of spiritual energy through Allison
[22:26] * Hulking Figure covers his eyes and screams.
[22:26] * [H!P]Allison Blitz 's body glows with holy energy
[22:26] <flame_SNIPER> ...If he has nothing to do with this, get him outside. He's affecting my concentration.
[22:27] <Suu> You heard her.
[22:27] <Suu> Please.
[22:27] <Matsumi Kaze> dimitri..we suggest you go
[22:27] * Hulking Figure is now known as Wretched_Abomination
[22:27] * @Ryan takes Dimitri and escorts him out
[22:27] <Matsumi Kaze> *male voice* now
[22:27] * Wretched_Abomination rises slowly to his feet.
[22:27] * flame_SNIPER pulls out some holy papers and begins chanting contantly, getting louder and louder, sweat forming on her brow
[22:27] * Wretched_Abomination walks outside, dizzy.
[22:27] <@Ryan> C'mon, bro. We can stand guard over the house on the outside
[22:27] * Wretched_Abomination leans on a tree outside. "O---kay."
[22:27] * flame_SNIPER puts her heart and soul into purifying the area, Allison especially
[22:28] * Wretched_Abomination falls to his knees outside.
[22:28] * flame_SNIPER sets up a Spirit barier around herself and Allison
[22:28] * @Ryan has his lightsaber in his hand, switched off but ready to ignite at any time
[22:28] <@Ryan> Keep your eyes open, D. Never know when that creepy Fingernail guy will return.
[22:29] <Wretched_Abomination> ...What guy?
[22:29] * flame_SNIPER sits in a lotus position and closes her eyes, constantly chanting, rolling prayer beads through her fingers
[22:29] <Wretched_Abomination> What does he want?
[22:29] <@Ryan> Some sort of magical being. Had a fetish for fingernails. We fought him today.
[22:29] <flame_SNIPER> pyo... sha... jin... zai... rin... to... kai... retsu... zen... pyo... sha... jin... zai... rin... to... kai... retsu... zen... pyo... sha... jin... zai... rin... to... kai... retsu... zen...
[22:29] * [gTV]Potamos takes Suu outside
[22:29] <@Ryan> I cut off his hand and then he began to attack the whole area.
[22:29] <Wretched_Abomination> Ryan.. I feel dizzy.
[22:29] * Matsumi Kaze walks outside and looks at Wretched Abomination
[22:29] <Matsumi Kaze> ...will you be alright?
[22:29] * [H!P]Allison Blitz 's body glows and starts to... cloud
[22:30] <@Ryan> It's probably due to Rei in there. She has a powerful spiritual presence.
[22:30] * Gemini Sunrise wanders in th' house t'find Impy and stops dead when she feels the spirit power...
[22:30] <Suu> Gemini!
[22:30] * flame_SNIPER twitches.
[22:30] <Suu> Are you all right!?
[22:30] <Matsumi Kaze> *male voice* hello gemini
[22:30] <flame_SNIPER> You... you have power.
[22:30] <flame_SNIPER> Help me.
[22:30] <Gemini Sunrise> Huh?
[22:30] <Wretched_Abomination> ...Is the Sun Warrior still unconscious?
[22:30] <flame_SNIPER> Concentrate!
[22:30] * Wretched_Abomination looks at Matsumi Kaze.
[22:30] <Matsumi Kaze> *male voice* apperently
[22:31] <@Ryan> I believe she still is.
[22:31] * Gemini Sunrise susses out what's goin' on and closes her eyes, glowin' with an orange-red light
[22:31] * Gemini Sunrise sends loads of her own energy t'the girl.
[22:31] * Wretched_Abomination furrows his brow, and looks at Matsumi Kaze.
[22:31] * flame_SNIPER channels her energy and that of the redhead's to Allison
[22:31] <flame_SNIPER> ...Matsumi...
[22:31] * Wretched_Abomination leans against a tree.
[22:31] <Matsumi Kaze> ..?
[22:31] <flame_SNIPER> ...Potamos...
[22:32] <flame_SNIPER> Both of you, help us!
[22:32] * [H!P]Allison Blitz 's body tries to expell the clouding, her glow trying to shine through
[22:32] <Matsumi Kaze> o..ok
[22:32] <flame_SNIPER> ...Suu, you too!
[22:32] * Matsumi Kaze concentrates...lending her spirit power.....
[22:32] * flame_SNIPER grits her teeth, fists clenched, almost yelling the chants
[22:33] * Wretched_Abomination looks at Matsumi Kaze.
[22:33] *** Matsumi Kaze is has long blond hair, part of which hides her left eye completely. She has a well endowed body but is very modest of it. She is also known as Sailor Quinox More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: Don't Stop Me Now by Queen.

[22:33] * flame_SNIPER is acting like a conduit for everyone's power, taking it in, focusing it, channeling it, amplifying it...
[22:33] * Wretched_Abomination falters, and falls against the Earth.
[22:33] * Suu runs back in
[22:33] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> (( ILLUMINATTI!!!! ))
[22:33] *** LMFAO
[22:33] * [gTV]Potamos runs in
[22:33] <flame_SNIPER> come on... you guys...
[22:34] <Suu> What do I do?
[22:34] * [H!P]Allison Blitz shines brightly, the curse, the... whatever it was, expelling itself out of the bites
[22:34] <@Ryan> (( TOSS A PHOENIX DOWN IF NEED BE ))
[22:34] * Matsumi Kaze tries to keep her energy going
[22:34] <Gemini Sunrise> Just concentrate on givin' yer energy t' that girl!
[22:34] <Wretched_Abomination> (( Elixir, here. ))
[22:34] * Suu clasps Allie's hand and does so
[22:34] * Gemini Sunrise closes her eyes, and sends all she can, like she used'ta with the Star Division
[22:34] <Potamos> (( Max Revive ))
[22:35] * [gTV]Potamos follows everyone's example
[22:35] * Wretched_Abomination groans, and vomits up a small puddle of thick, dark blood.
[22:35] <@Ryan> (( EVERYONE, JOIN IN ON OUR VIDEO GAME REVIVAL METHODS ))
[22:35] <@Ryan> (( FORCE HEALING! ))
[22:35] * Matsumi Kaze 's own features start to blurr as she concentrates on lending power
[22:35] * flame_SNIPER 's har starts to flot up as she takes in the power and uses it to scourge any evil force out of Allison
[22:35] * [H!P]Allison Blitz 's eyes open
[22:36] <Wretched_Abomination> - Ryan... It hurts! -
[22:36] <Matsumi Kaze> - grrr.... -
[22:36] <Gemini Sunrise> Miss Allison... push it out~
[22:36] <@Ryan> Bear it, Dimitri. Because Allison needs this.
[22:36] <@Ryan> ^BARE
[22:36] <@Ryan> FFFFFFFF
[22:36] *** Bear was right unless you wwant him to get nekkid
[22:36] <Wretched_Abomination> (( lolol ))
[22:37] <@Ryan> (( DAMMIT ))
[22:37] *** or he could turn into a bear
[22:37] <[gTV]Potamos> Come back to being the Allie-chan we know and love mitai na
[22:37] <Wretched_Abomination> ...
[22:37] <@Ryan> (( ALL OF YOU IGNORE MY MISTAKE OR I KEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYOUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSS ))
[22:37] * [H!P]Allison Blitz gasps for air
[22:37] * flame_SNIPER , matsumi, suu, gemini and Potamos are shaking the house with their power
[22:37] <flame_SNIPER> THERE! One last push!
[22:38] <Matsumi Kaze> - geeeeeeeeeehhhhh... -
[22:38] * flame_SNIPER throws another ofuda, infused with everyone's energy!
[22:38] <@Ryan> I could totally shake that house with my power if I wanted.
[22:38] <[gTV]Potamos> You sound like a Lamaze coach mitai na
[22:38] * Wretched_Abomination starts to smoke...
[22:38] * flame_SNIPER would laugh if she wasn't using every ounce of her concentration
[22:39] * flame_SNIPER holds it together as long as she can and then collapses backwards onto the ground, panting
[22:39] * Wretched_Abomination is now known as Ursine Nightmare
[22:39] * Gemini Sunrise staggers back a few steps too
[22:39] * Matsumi Kaze flies backwards, tumbling into the lawn...
[22:39] * Matsumi Kaze curls up in a ball on the grass...
[22:39] <flame_SNIPER> did it... did it work...
[22:39] * [gTV]Potamos gets knocked against the wall
[22:39] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> what
[22:39] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> what happened
[22:39] * Suu is flung across the room
[22:39] * Gemini Sunrise stumbles back a few more steps and gets caught by Impresario
[22:39] <Suu> Allie-chan, does it hurt anywhere?
[22:40] * Ursine Nightmare growls, and jumps to its feet.
[22:40] * Matsumi Kaze has laneded near Ursine Nightmare
[22:40] <Matsumi Kaze> *landed
[22:40] <@The Impresario> Good work, Gems... everyone
[22:40] <@Ryan> Calm yourself, Dimitri.
[22:40] <Matsumi Kaze> ...
[22:40] * Ursine Nightmare lumbers over to Matsumi Kaze, and starts sniffing her.
[22:40] <Ursine Nightmare> ...
[22:40] * Matsumi Kaze turns over slowly
[22:40] <@Ryan> You're my friend but that doesn't mean I won't sever a limb or two.
[22:40] * flame_SNIPER closes her eyes, panting, so drained, so tired. Limbs feel too heavy to move.
[22:40] * Matsumi Kaze is now known as Matsuo Shin
[22:40] <Matsuo Shin> ....
[22:40] <Matsuo Shin> yo
[22:40] * Matsuo Shin looks up at Ursigne Nightmare
[22:40] <@Ryan> I'm already up two hands today.
[22:40] <Ursine Nightmare> - RRRRRRRRR! -
[22:40] <Matsuo Shin> *Ursine Nightmare
[22:41] * Matsuo Shin stands slowly, leaning against the tree
[22:41] * flame_SNIPER just lies on the carpet for now, soaked with sweat through and through
[22:41] * Ursine Nightmare rears up
[22:41] <Matsuo Shin> huh?...what's wrong dimitri?
[22:41] * Ursine Nightmare looks at Matsuo Shin.
[22:41] *** Matsuo Shin is appears to look like a male Matsumi, except his short hair is red instead of blond. He is also a psychic.
His image Song is: ..

[22:41] <Matsuo Shin> dimitri???
[22:41] * Ursine Nightmare knocks Matsuo Shin down.
[22:41] * Matsuo Shin ends up hitting the side of house ><
[22:42] * Gemini Sunrise leans heavy on Impy
[22:42] <Matsuo Shin> ....that hurt ><
[22:42] <Ursine Nightmare> - RRRRRRR -
[22:42] <Gemini Sunrise> Was that an exorcism...?
[22:42] * Ursine Nightmare lumbers over toward Matsuo Shin.
[22:42] <@The Impresario> I think so.
[22:42] * Matsuo Shin holds out his hand in reflex...blasting Dimitri with a telekinetic wave
[22:42] * Ursine Nightmare picks up Matsuo Shin like he was a fruit.
[22:42] <Matsuo Shin> hey guys! I think dimitri's gone crazy!
[22:43] * [H!P]Allison Blitz ... faints
[22:43] * Ursine Nightmare falls backwards with a thud... he weighs a lot.
[22:43] * Ursine Nightmare scrambles to his feet and roars.
[22:43] * Matsuo Shin runs inside
[22:43] <Potamos> (( I gotta run, if everyone could assume that Pota and Suu are staying here tonight I'd appreciate it ))
[22:43] <Matsuo Shin> guys..GUYS...a little help here?...can't hold him off by myself...
[22:43] *** Wakatta
[22:44] * Gemini Sunrise holds out her sword, it's flaming
[22:44] <Gemini Sunrise> STOP THERE, Y'VARMINT!
[22:44] <@Ryan> (( HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, POT ))
[22:44] <[gTV]Potamos> /[part
[22:44] *** [gTV]Potamos [kawanami_hiromi@seihanazono.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Mitai na!)
[22:44] * Ursine Nightmare stares at the flaming blade...
[22:44] <Matsuo Shin> good, gemini!
[22:45] * Ursine Nightmare Roars in Matsuo's face.
[22:45] * Gemini Sunrise is unconciously putting the bulk of her power into her blade which is why it is literally boiling with firey energy
[22:45] * Ursine Nightmare picks Matsuo up...
[22:45] <Gemini Sunrise> You just... stand there..
[22:45] * Ursine Nightmare is now known as Wretched_Abomination
[22:45] <Matsuo Shin> what is wrong with you?
[22:45] <Matsuo Shin> GAH!
[22:45] * Wretched_Abomination pins Matsuo against the house.
[22:45] <Wretched_Abomination> WHO ARE YOU? TELL ME!
[22:45] <Matsuo Shin> let me go...it's me...
[22:45] <Wretched_Abomination> WHERE IS MATSUMI?
[22:45] * Gemini Sunrise puts her blade to his back
[22:45] <Gemini Sunrise> Let th' fella DOWN.
[22:45] <AMD> [SPOILER for Doctor Who] OMG WHY DO YOU KILL OFF RORY I LIKED HIM DAMN IT
[22:46] <Matsuo Shin> it's....*female* me...*male* matsu...*female* matsmi...*male* matsuo
[22:46] <Wretched_Abomination> (( is that thing on fire? And is it touching him? ))
[22:46] <Matsuo Shin> [SPOILER] seen it
[22:46] *** it's on fire, it's close to him, let's not have it touching him, not trying to kill him
[22:47] * The flames lick toward Dimitri, seeming of their own accord.
[22:47] <Gemini Sunrise> /ms voice suddenly goes cold, hard, almost like a different person.
[22:47] * Gemini Sunrise 's voice suddenly goes cold, hard, almost like a different person.
[22:47] <Wretched_Abomination> Who are you? Tell me where Matsumi is!
[22:47] <Gemini Sunrise> - Put the man down, or I will kill you. -
[22:47] <Wretched_Abomination> - NOW! -
[22:48] * Wretched_Abomination freezes.
[22:48] <Gemini Sunrise> - I'M NOT as nice as my sister. -
[22:48] <@Ryan> Is everyone's voice changing tonight? What, are we having a mass püberty happening?
[22:48] <@Ryan> Look, everyone calm down or I start slicing off limbs.
[22:48] <Matsuo Shin> just let me go....
[22:48] * Gemini Sunrise ups the power into the sword, it has a much more ominous feel to it.
[22:49] <@Ryan> Oh screw it.
[22:49] <Gemini Sunrise> - That was your only warning. -
[22:49] * Wretched_Abomination eases the imposter to the ground.
[22:49] * Wretched_Abomination is now known as Hulking Figure
[22:49] * Gemini Sunrise pulls her sword back.
[22:49] * Matsuo Shin falls onto the ground
[22:49] * Gemini Sunrise sheathes it.
[22:49] <Matsuo Shin> ...*cough* that hurt..
[22:49] * Hulking Figure bends over him. "No... it really didn't."
[22:49] * Gemini Sunrise blinks a bit n' steps back, feelin' like she was underwater.
[22:49] <Hulking Figure> Tell us who you are.
[22:50] * @Ryan was about to slice off Dimitri's hand until he put Transgender Matsumi down
[22:50] <Gemini Sunrise> - Dammit, Geminine -
[22:50] <@The Impresario> ...Geminine?
[22:50] * Gemini Sunrise looks at Impy, n' freezes.
[22:50] * Matsuo Shin stands..still wearing matsumi's dress
[22:50] <@Ryan> Look, D, I dunno if you know this but Matsumi has a very creepy transgender backstory and I think this is just a part of it.
[22:50] <Gemini Sunrise> Ah--Ah...
[22:50] <Hulking Figure> IMPOSTER!
[22:51] * Hulking Figure sprouts claws from his hands.
[22:51] * Gemini Sunrise looks terrified
[22:51] <@The Impresario> Oh Dimitri, do shut up, there's a good lad.
[22:51] * @The Impresario shoves Matsuo away from Dimitri.
[22:51] <Matsuo Shin> gah!
[22:51] * @The Impresario focuses on Gemini now
[22:51] <Hulking Figure> Let's talk about this inside, then?
[22:51] <@The Impresario> What's wrong?
[22:51] * Hulking Figure looks at matsuo Shin.
[22:51] *** matsuo Shin is appears to look like a male Matsumi, except his short hair is red instead of blond. He is also a psychic.
His image Song is: ..

[22:52] <Gemini Sunrise> Ah was gonna tell...
[22:52] <Hulking Figure> Can we PLEASE have this truth or dare match inside?
[22:52] * Gemini Sunrise looks absolutely mortified, as if she wants to run away
[22:52] * Hulking Figure walks to Matsuo Shin.
[22:52] <@The Impresario> do you really want to go into the house roiling with spirit power?
[22:52] <@The Impresario> I mean is that SMART?
[22:53] <@The Impresario> There was just done an exorcism in there.
[22:53] <@The Impresario> If you WANT to die, please, go right in.
[22:53] <Hulking Figure> If it were still rocking off the foundation with it, you would be seeing my true form.
[22:53] * Hulking Figure points to the House with a clawed hand.
[22:53] * Hulking Figure checks down, and then looks back up.
[22:53] <Hulking Figure> See?
[22:53] * @The Impresario shrugs. "Go in then, I have business out here."
[22:54] <Hulking Figure> Fine.
[22:54] * @The Impresario is away: Ss3 so as not to f[BLEEP]k up the other narrative, peruse at your leisure XD
[22:54] * Gemini Sunrise is away 
[22:54] * Hulking Figure points to Matsuo
[22:55] * Matsuo Shin is now known as Matsumi Kaze
[22:55] <Matsumi Kaze> what are you pointing at?
[22:55] <Hulking Figure> MATSUMI!
[22:55] <Hulking Figure> Where did you go?
[22:56] <Matsumi Kaze> ...where did I go?
[22:56] <Hulking Figure> Matsumi... please come inside the house. Please?
[22:56] * Matsumi Kaze walks inside the house..
[22:57] * Hulking Figure dizzily, walks inside the House.
[22:57] * Hulking Figure is now known as Wretched Abomination.
[22:57] * Wretched Abomination. shuts the door behind him.
[22:57] <Wretched Abomination.> Matsumi... do you feel okay?
[22:57] <Wretched Abomination.> Are you alright?
[22:58] <Wretched Abomination.> Good grief I am starving.
[22:58] * Wretched Abomination. trembles.
[22:58] <Wretched Abomination.> Matsumi... there is... somebody...else.
[22:59] * Matsumi Kaze is away 
[23:00] * Wretched Abomination. keeps a close eye on the unresponsive Matsumi, but turns to Flame_Sniper.
[23:00] * Wretched Abomination. looks at flame_SNIPER.
[23:00] *** flame_SNIPER is a smartly-dressed young woman in the latest 20something casual style. Her movements are geraceful and fluid, and it'd hard not to notice her even in a crowd. There's a strange serenity about her however, one that is countered by the iron in her gaze.
Her image Song is: "Into your Heart" by Koda Kumi.
flame_SNIPER is an IRC Operator - Channel Administrator

[23:00] * Wretched Abomination. looks at [H!P]Allison Blitz.
[23:00] *** [H!P]Allison Blitz is a 15-year-old girl, with golden brown hair tied in a ponytail. She wears a striped top, with a blue skirt and black leggings. More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: Rouge no Dengon - DISCOTHEQUE.

[23:01] * Wretched Abomination. stumbles.
[23:01] <Wretched_Abomination> Uhhh.
[23:02] * Wretched_Abomination looks at the unconscious, unresponsive, or exhausted people around him.
[23:02] * Wretched_Abomination licks his lips.
[23:03] * Wretched_Abomination swaggers over to the Bar.
[23:04] * Wretched_Abomination uses his claws to splinter the wood/lock holding the cabinets shut.
[23:05] <Wretched_Abomination> Got to have blood around here somewhere.
[23:05] * Wretched_Abomination reaches onto the cupboards, knocking over bottles.
[23:07] * Matsumi Kaze is laying quietly on the floor
[23:07] * Quilliam Fyre slides over a mug of steaming hot pig's blood
[23:08] <Anni Esko> um..I'll just...go home
[23:08] * Wretched_Abomination sniffs the air.
[23:08] *** Anni Esko has left #suburbansenshi2 (.hope miss matsumi is alright)
[23:09] * Wretched_Abomination looks at the blood, and then suspiciously at the donor, but his hunger wins over caution.
[23:09] * Wretched_Abomination gulps down the pig's blood.
[23:10] <Wretched_Abomination> Ahhh..
[23:10] * Wretched_Abomination looks down at the cabinets he has splintered.
[23:10] <Wretched_Abomination> Oops.
[23:10] * Wretched_Abomination walks over and stands near Matsumi Kaze, silently looking down.
[23:11] <Wretched_Abomination> Mastumi Kaze.
[23:12] * Matsumi Kaze is staring at the wall
[23:12] * Wretched_Abomination sighs, and splits his gaze between Gemini Sunrise and Impy fighting outside... and whre Hino Rei was standing when she gave him a spiritual concussion.
[23:13] * Wretched_Abomination sits down in front of Matsumi Kaze, and looks into her eyes.
[23:13] <Wretched_Abomination> Matsumi... is it really you?
[23:14] <Matsumi Kaze> ...
[23:14] <Matsumi Kaze> hm?
[23:15] * Wretched_Abomination sighs.
[23:15] * Wretched_Abomination looks down.
[23:16] * Wretched_Abomination looks around, his head ringing.
[23:19] * Wretched_Abomination is listening to Gemini and Impresario, since there is nobody else talking.
[23:19] * Wretched_Abomination looks at Matsumi Kaze.
[23:19] *** Matsumi Kaze is has long blond hair, part of which hides her left eye completely. She has a well endowed body but is very modest of it. She is also known as Sailor Quinox More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: Don't Stop Me Now by Queen.

[23:21] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has left #suburbansenshi2 (((I just can't rp tonight)))
[23:21] * Wretched_Abomination watches her go "I'm sorry Matsumi... I wanted to protect you."
[23:21] * Wretched_Abomination holds his head in his hands.
[23:22] * Wretched_Abomination is away: Walks outside, and looks like a man again.
[23:28] *** @The Impresario [reijin.x.kurataru@TARDIS2010.sen] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:28] *** spiritflame sets mode +o @The Impresario

[23:28] <+Luna-P> y0 @The Impresario
[23:28] *** Gemini Sunrise [shiny@lonestar.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:29] * Wretched_Abomination is back
[23:29] <Wretched_Abomination> I feel a little dizzy in here, still.
[23:29] * Wretched_Abomination sits down far away from where Rei was standing.
[23:29] * @The Impresario bites back a "told you so"
[23:30] * flame_SNIPER is asleep on the ground
[23:30] <Wretched_Abomination> ...I heard you.
[23:30] * Wretched_Abomination looks at Flame_SNIPER.
[23:30] * Wretched_Abomination shakes his head.
[23:30] <@The Impresario> :P
[23:30] <@The Impresario> Anyway.
[23:30] <@The Impresario> You were saying
[23:31] <Wretched_Abomination> That wasn't normal blood, was it---I do NOT normally feel that aggressive, unless somebody I want to protect is in danger.
[23:31] <@The Impresario> I gave you kligon bloodwine.
[23:31] <Wretched_Abomination> I um... kind of vomited most of your wine and blood up when they were doing their (glances at Rei) thing.
[23:31] <@The Impresario> ^Klingon Bloodwine.
[23:32] <Wretched_Abomination> From Klingons?
[23:32] * Wretched_Abomination rolls his eyes.
[23:32] <@The Impresario> It's real blood, I *think* they get it from Targs,
[23:32] <Wretched_Abomination> I thought you were kidding about that---like the thing about vampire toxins.
[23:32] <@The Impresario> Nope.
[23:32] <Wretched_Abomination> - REALLY funny, by the way... like me joking about the cyanide I put in the house's water. -
[23:32] <@The Impresario> Klingon Captains have stocks of it they carry on their starships as War Mementos.
[23:33] * @The Impresario shrugs. "I can expel Cyanide."
[23:33] <@The Impresario> Anyway
[23:33] <@The Impresario> It's fermented Blood with sugar.
[23:33] <@The Impresario> It is a liquor.
[23:33] <@The Impresario> You have to treat it as such.
[23:33] <@The Impresario> I daresay you got a skosh drunk.
[23:34] * Wretched_Abomination holds his chin... maybe.
[23:34] <Gemini Sunrise> ¬_¬ I can't expel Cyanide :P
[23:34] <Quilliam Fyre> (( The guy playing Van Gogh is super handsome ))
[23:34] <@The Impresario> But I'd heal you, Gems XD
[23:34] <Wretched_Abomination> Or I'm just not used to the blood of... seriously, actual--real klingons?
[23:34] *** I think that's Richard Curtis
[23:35] <@The Impresario> No no, Targs. They are boar-like creatures that roam on the Klingon homeworld.
[23:35] <@The Impresario> Now I'm sure SOME of the Bloodwine is made from real Klingon hearts.
[23:35] <@The Impresario> But I don't know if we have that here.
[23:35] <Wretched_Abomination> ...Well, then it was probably more than being drunk.
[23:35] <Wretched_Abomination> ...Targs.
[23:36] <Wretched_Abomination> You see... if you drink enough of the blood from a certain animal... you can... sometimes... sometimes, begin to emulate it.
[23:36] <Quilliam Fyre> (( OMG He's flirting with Amy XD ))
[23:36] <Wretched_Abomination> Example... I did not really intend to have a rider for that race with Gemini... until I started feeding from some horses, and then it seemed like an awesome idea.
[23:37] * Wretched_Abomination looks at Flame_Sniper.
[23:37] *** Flame_Sniper is a smartly-dressed young woman in the latest 20something casual style. Her movements are geraceful and fluid, and it'd hard not to notice her even in a crowd. There's a strange serenity about her however, one that is countered by the iron in her gaze.
Her image Song is: "Into your Heart" by Koda Kumi.
Flame_Sniper is an IRC Operator - Channel Administrator





[23:37] <@The Impresario> Targ -->
[23:37] <Wretched_Abomination> ...
[23:37] * Wretched_Abomination points to Hino Rei.
[23:37] <@The Impresario> What
[23:37] <Wretched_Abomination> Who is she?
[23:37] <@The Impresario> That's Hino Rei. A miko.
[23:38] <@The Impresario> rei.bot was created partly in her imahe
[23:38] <@The Impresario> ^image
[23:38] <Wretched_Abomination> "miko?"
[23:38] <@The Impresario> An apprentice Shinto Priestess.
[23:38] <Wretched_Abomination> The other one? That aura of terror that wears that kimono? let's please not talk abou ther.
[23:38] * Wretched_Abomination shakes his head in discomfort.
[23:38] <@The Impresario> Hah! I like that description.
[23:39] <@The Impresario> Terror in a kimono.
[23:39] <@The Impresario> If rei.bot is terror in a kimono, Hino Rei is a terror in high heels.
[23:39] <Wretched_Abomination> She doesn't look so tough asleep.
[23:39] * Wretched_Abomination grins.
[23:40] <Wretched_Abomination> I wonder about that sometimes.
[23:40] * Wretched_Abomination walks over and stands over Hino Rei.
[23:40] <@The Impresario> I... would be careful.
[23:40] <@The Impresario> She controls fire.
[23:40] <Wretched_Abomination> Careful?
[23:41] <@The Impresario> Fire. She controls it.
[23:41] * Wretched_Abomination nods. I can already tell.
[23:41] <Wretched_Abomination> Or at least... part of me can. That's why the nasty hello.
[23:41] <Wretched_Abomination> She and Allison... lying unconscious before me.
[23:41] <Wretched_Abomination> ----And people say I'm a bad person.
[23:42] * Wretched_Abomination bends over toward Flame_SNIPER. "She's beautiful."
[23:42] <@The Impresario> Oh really be careful.
[23:43] <@The Impresario> Matsumi puts up with that looking thing.
[23:43] <Wretched_Abomination> No... I'll be careful---when it comes to people who could set me aflame... I either dont' touch them or break their necks.
[23:43] <@The Impresario> Rei there will just fry you on the spot.
[23:43] <Wretched_Abomination> Speaking of which...
[23:43] <@The Impresario> She's terribly strong.
[23:43] <@The Impresario> She's second-in command of the Inner Senshi.
[23:43] * Wretched_Abomination concentrates for a moment.
[23:43] * Wretched_Abomination nods.
[23:44] <Wretched_Abomination> You really think she could kill me or incapacitate me instantly?
[23:44] <Wretched_Abomination> What if I punched her in the throat or something, so she couldn't shout anything?
[23:44] <Wretched_Abomination> Don't get me wrong... I've just noticed the houseguests like to announce what they are doing.
[23:45] <Wretched_Abomination> Heh... She's really something.
[23:45] * Wretched_Abomination looks at Gemini Sunrise.
[23:45] *** Gemini Sunrise is A blue-eyed redheaded texan with a very bright and friendly personality, wearing a stereotypical cowgirl outfit, but carrying a katana as well as a Colt Single Action Army revolver by her side. She speaks with a cheery, exaggerated texas accent. More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: "Samurai Soul" by Sanae Kobayashi.

[23:45] <@The Impresario> heh
[23:45] <@The Impresario> Not all the senshi have to use their transformation prhases.
[23:45] <Wretched_Abomination> Interesting sword you have there.
[23:45] <@The Impresario> Haruka and Hotaru certainly don't.
[23:45] <Gemini Sunrise> It's called "Red Sun".
[23:45] <Gemini Sunrise> It was given t'me by mah master.
[23:46] <Wretched_Abomination> Who else was inside of you out there? And why is this seeming to be a trend? (Points to the direction Matsumi walked off in.)
[23:47] <Gemini Sunrise> Ah really don't wanna talk about it, and it ain't no trend.
[23:48] <Wretched_Abomination> If you don't want to talk about the other entity that dwells within you... then I understand better than you can imagine.
[23:48] <Wretched_Abomination> I will say nothing more.
[23:48] * Wretched_Abomination nods politely.
[23:48] * Wretched_Abomination looks at Flame_SNIPER.
[23:48] *** Flame_SNIPER is a smartly-dressed young woman in the latest 20something casual style. Her movements are geraceful and fluid, and it'd hard not to notice her even in a crowd. There's a strange serenity about her however, one that is countered by the iron in her gaze.
Her image Song is: "Into your Heart" by Koda Kumi.
Flame_SNIPER is an IRC Operator - Channel Administrator

[23:48] * flame_SNIPER opens one eye slowly.
[23:49] <flame_SNIPER> Keep staring at me and I'll burn those eyes out of your head.
[23:49] * flame_SNIPER closes her eye.
[23:49] <Wretched_Abomination> !
[23:49] * Wretched_Abomination takes two steps back!
[23:49] <@The Impresario> I did warn you.
[23:49] <@The Impresario> She's used to men... troubling her.
[23:49] <@The Impresario> She burned Jedite to a crisp, once.
[23:50] <Wretched_Abomination> ...
[23:51] <Wretched_Abomination> Please... I could have broken her neck. I suppose she isn't in a talkey mood, though.
[23:51] * Wretched_Abomination consciously tries not to think about Rei.
[23:51] <Wretched_Abomination> So... um...
[23:51] <Wretched_Abomination> Impy... ever seen a snake?
[23:51] <@The Impresario> I don't think you could have. You would have had to touch her.
[23:51] <@The Impresario> And then she would wake up.
[23:51] <@The Impresario> And then it would be crispy critters time.
[23:52] * flame_SNIPER mumbles I'm right here, a[BLEEP]les.
[23:52] <Wretched_Abomination> In the wild? Sunning itself? A viper, or some venomous thing?
[23:52] * Matsumi Kaze is back
[23:52] * Matsumi Kaze walks back in..and pokes rei with her foot
[23:52] <@The Impresario> Yes
[23:52] <Wretched_Abomination> DON'T WAKE HER UP!
[23:52] <flame_SNIPER> - God dammit if that's one of you gusy touching me -
[23:52] * Wretched_Abomination covers his mouth!
[23:52] <Matsumi Kaze> yo rei
[23:53] <Wretched_Abomination> It's... good to see you again, Matsumi!
[23:53] * flame_SNIPER mubles "Hi Matsumi" without openng her eyes
[23:54] <Wretched_Abomination> As I was saying... when I was a man... and you saw something at rest... something that could kill you... curiosity can be very powerful.
[23:54] <Wretched_Abomination> It still is.
[23:54] * Wretched_Abomination points at the supine Rei Hino.
[23:54] <Gemini Sunrise> If'n ah saw a rattler sunnin' itself on a rock, ah's stay th'heck away.
[23:55] <Matsumi Kaze> oh god I have a story about a rattlesnake
[23:55] <Wretched_Abomination> What if it was a little one?
[23:55] <Wretched_Abomination> (( I have one too! Makes me sound REALLY dumb, though. ))
[23:55] <Matsumi Kaze> baby rattlesnakes are worse then adults
[23:56] <Wretched_Abomination> Well yeah... I know that now that I've spoken with them.
[23:56] <Wretched_Abomination> I um... I think I'm becoming desensitized to her presence.
[23:56] <Matsumi Kaze> well..ok
[23:57] <Wretched_Abomination> You know? Like being in cold water for a long time, you stopfeeling it?
[23:57] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah
[23:57] <Wretched_Abomination> Same... thing with the... mana, let's call it, that was loosed here.
[23:57] * flame_SNIPER gets up and goes upstairs to bunk with Hotaru, kami-sams she feels like a piece of meat.
[23:57] *** flame_SNIPER [hinor@globalcom.com] has left #suburbansenshi2 (I am the flame in your heart that burns eternal)
[23:58] * Wretched_Abomination is now known as Hulking Figure
[23:58] <Hulking Figure> Huh... she's gone.
[23:58] * Hulking Figure flexes his arms, relieved to appear human again.
[23:59] * Hulking Figure narrows his eyes. "She is really good at what she does, isn't sht?
[23:59] <@The Impresario> She was raised to do this from a very young age.
[23:59] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah..I've heard about that...
[23:59] <Yaijinden> you might say it's her
[23:59] <@The Impresario> From the age of eight I think.
[23:59] <Yaijinden> "second nature"
[00:00] <Hulking Figure> Hello, Yaijinde.
[00:00] * Yaijinden touches Dmitri
[00:00] <Yaijinden> :D hi
[00:00] <Gemini Sunrise> Howdy
[00:01] * Yaijinden touches Gemini
[00:01] <Yaijinden> :D hi
[00:01] <Gemini Sunrise> ...Hi...
[00:01] <Hulking Figure> Yai... how old are you?
[00:01] * @The Impresario GLOMPS Yai
[00:01] <@The Impresario> HAI BUDDY!
[00:01] * @The Impresario then sits back down.
[00:02] * Yaijinden nuzzles on The Impressario
[00:02] <Yaijinden> hai ^_^
[00:02] <Gemini Sunrise> ¬_¬
[00:02] * Yaijinden makes himself comfortable on the Impressario's lap
[00:02] <@The Impresario> :D
[00:02] <Hulking Figure> Yaijinden, how long have you been around humans? Or is this a bad time?
[00:02] * Matsumi Kaze leans on a bar
[00:02] <Hulking Figure> You seem *soooooo* busy.
[00:02] <Yaijinden> By "old" do you mean "years spent conscious" or "years existed"?
[00:02] <Gemini Sunrise> ...
[00:02] <Matsumi Kaze> *the
[00:03] <@The Impresario> I can't help it I have some of his mindset still in me whenever he shows up the brain no worky in straight lines.
[00:03] <Yaijinden> The answer to your second question is "A long stretch of time" and the third question is "Everything is a great time and a terrible time for everything."
[00:03] <Hulking Figure> Let's go with "conscious." It's hard to study the reproductive rates of the living when you are unconscious... unless...
[00:03] * Gemini Sunrise grabs Impy's ear and TWISTS
[00:03] <Hulking Figure> Well, that doesn't matter.
[00:03] <@Ryan> It's a Yaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
[00:03] <@The Impresario> AHHH! *throws Yai off*
[00:03] <Gemini Sunrise> :3
[00:04] <@Ryan> And yes, yai, I don't care for d20 that much either
[00:04] <Yaijinden> hairyOOF.
[00:04] <Hulking Figure> So Yai... I've notices something about this house.
[00:04] * Yaijinden picks himself up, dusts himself off properly
[00:04] <Yaijinden> Conscious is around twenty-eight years, going on thirty or twenty-five. It's hard to keep track sometimes.
[00:04] <Yaijinden> WHAT HAVE YOU NOTICED!
[00:04] <Hulking Figure> ...Oh.
[00:04] <Yaijinden> tell me >:|
[00:05] <Hulking Figure> That... the proclivity for sentient beings to ensure biodiversity by making genetically diverse offspring... eagerly seems to extend to interspecies relations... have you noticed this?
[00:05] <Yaijinden> Notice?!
[00:06] * Hulking Figure taps his claws on the bartop.
[00:06] <Yaijinden> I've got--
[00:06] * Yaijinden starts counting on his fingers
[00:06] * Yaijinden switches to binary on his fingers
[00:06] <@The Impresario> ...Are you trying to say something.
[00:06] <Yaijinden> If you count my alt.girlclone's offspring, eighty-four kids.
[00:06] * Gemini Sunrise looks t'Impy
[00:06] <Yaijinden> And none of them are fully biologically human.
[00:06] * @The Impresario has the Pokerface to end all Pokerfaces.
[00:07] <Hulking Figure> Why do you think that is?
[00:07] <Yaijinden> And all of them have been with people I met here.
[00:07] <Yaijinden> WHY?
[00:07] <Hulking Figure> To be honest... I was kind of expecting you to be a distand observer here... not such an "active participant."
[00:07] <Yaijinden> Because the people who come here are more open.
[00:07] <Yaijinden> Travelers.
[00:07] * Hulking Figure raises his eyebrow
[00:08] <Yaijinden> Minds freed of several-- but seldom all-- of the bindings of their upbringing.
[00:08] <Hulking Figure> ...
[00:08] <Yaijinden> That, and Humans are a bunch of horndogs.
[00:09] <Hulking Figure> But... the selection of an exotic partner... one that can enhance the species, does that seem to be common among aliens too?
[00:09] <Yaijinden> Seriously, if interspecies screwing is not your thing, might I recommend against traveling too far into the future.
[00:09] <Hulking Figure> Actually... there is this woman...
[00:09] <Hulking Figure> And... Nevermind.
[00:09] <Hulking Figure> But Yai!
[00:09] <Yaijinden> It's great.
[00:09] <Yaijinden> BUT DMITRI.
[00:09] * Yaijinden stands tall, proud
[00:09] <Hulking Figure> I time travel MUCH slower than you. I always figured I'd get used to seeing it---but this...
[00:10] <Yaijinden> this what :D
[00:10] <Hulking Figure> This is rather sudden.
[00:10] <Hulking Figure> See... I really... really thought I was beyond reproductive urges.
[00:10] <Yaijinden> :o
[00:10] <Hulking Figure> Much to the chagrin of the succubi that really like to come in here.
[00:10] <Yaijinden> :O
[00:11] <Hulking Figure> No---Not that one in particular.
[00:11] <Hulking Figure> The other ones.
[00:11] <Yaijinden> :>
[00:12] * Matsumi Kaze relaxes, thinking to herself
[00:12] <Hulking Figure> Yaijinden... you can create offspring... so, you wouldnt be trying to make other being like you.
[00:12] <Hulking Figure> (I hope)
[00:12] <Yaijinden> Is it a family you want~?
[00:12] <@The Impresario> And I just noticed an auton on the couch.
[00:12] <Hulking Figure> But um...
[00:12] <@Ryan> my name is buck and i'm here to f[BLEEP]k
[00:12] <Hulking Figure> A family?
[00:13] <@Ryan> Yeah, I put him there after cutting off his hand and him freaking out.
[00:13] <Hulking Figure> Define Family...
[00:13] * @The Impresario goes over to the body of the unconcious dinsdale.
[00:13] <Hulking Figure> Wait---somebody besides him, define it!
[00:13] <@The Impresario> It looks like he shot himself.
[00:13] <Yaijinden> You define family, and tell me if that's what you want.
[00:13] <@Ryan> Family is blood relatives that may or may not kill you.
[00:13] <@Ryan> Yeah, he did that after he freaked out.
[00:13] <@The Impresario> Ryan... did he say antything?
[00:14] <@Ryan> Let me think.
[00:14] <Matsumi Kaze> ..he's made of plastic..
[00:14] <@Ryan> Someone wanted to unearth something.
[00:14] <@The Impresario> He's an Auton.
[00:15] <@The Impresario> A replica made of plastic, animated by the power of the Nestene Conciousness.
[00:15] <Matsumi Kaze> ..well that would explain it
[00:15] <@The Impresario> ...Unearth?
[00:15] <@Ryan> Someone detonated the charge and tore open the Earth on the other side of the...
[00:15] <@Ryan> (I'm remember this stuff in a non-chronological order)
[00:15] <Matsumi Kaze> ...wasn't there something about...
[00:15] <Hulking Figure> ...
[00:16] <Matsumi Kaze> wait nevermind
[00:16] <@Ryan> The Earthquake was no Earthquake
[00:16] <Hulking Figure> I should...
[00:16] * Hulking Figure looks at Matsumi Kaze..
[00:16] *** Matsumi Kaze. is your average everyday Matsumi Kaze.

[00:16] <Hulking Figure> I should stay here, actually.
[00:16] <@Ryan> Someone was there...
[00:16] <@Ryan> A 'he' from what Jack said
[00:17] <@The Impresario> Mmm.
[00:17] <@The Impresario> Earthquake...
[00:17] <@Ryan> Most likely the same He that blew up the charge
[00:17] <Matsumi Kaze> hey ryan....
[00:17] <@Ryan> That most likely caused the Earthquake
[00:17] <Matsumi Kaze> did he mention something about..
[00:17] <@The Impresario> I recall hearing about one in Canada yesterday in between watching One Tree Hill.
[00:17] <Hulking Figure> How deep is the basement?
[00:18] <Hulking Figure> Just curious.
[00:18] <@Ryan> Something was buried that the person wanted to unearth.
[00:18] <Matsumi Kaze> Atlantians?
[00:18] * @Ryan focuses on Matsumi real fast
[00:18] <@Ryan> Atlantians?
[00:18] * @Ryan thinks for a moment
[00:18] <@The Impresario> ...Atlanteans?
[00:18] <Hulking Figure> Atlantians? SWEET!
[00:18] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah..I think he mentioned that...
[00:18] <@Ryan> Wait
[00:18] <Yaijinden> Anywhere from twenty to two hundred.
[00:18] <Hulking Figure> I have been wanting to do that forever!
[00:18] <@Ryan> He DID say something about Canada
[00:18] <Yaijinden> Tunnel systems and all.
[00:19] * Hulking Figure rubs his hands together.
[00:19] <Hulking Figure> Sweet... I am assuming we will want to "talk to" the Atlanteans?
[00:19] <@Ryan> And yes, Mats, you're right.
[00:19] <@The Impresario> Uhh..
[00:19] <@The Impresario> That would be dangerous.
[00:19] <@Ryan> He said 'Atlanteans' as he passed out
[00:20] <@Ryan> Sorry but this recall thing isn't always perfect.
[00:20] <Hulking Figure> Only if you need to breath---oh.
[00:20] <@The Impresario> Hmm.
[00:20] *** @Wolfwood [Cliché _Email@Genericdotcomaddress.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[00:20] *** spiritflame sets mode +o @Wolfwood

[00:20] <+Luna-P> y0 @Wolfwood
[00:21] <@Wolfwood> Evenin'
[00:21] <Hulking Figure> I mean... I could always just turn into a shark or something and pull you guys.
[00:21] * Yaijinden touches Wolfwood
[00:21] <Yaijinden> :D hi
[00:21] <@The Impresario> No... no...
[00:21] <Hulking Figure> Forgive me for not turning into a barracuda to proe the point, but I'm a little low on beverage.
[00:21] * Hulking Figure winks.
[00:21] <@Ryan> If you had asked me sometime after it had happened, it could have been clearer. And maybe in chronological order.
[00:21] * @The Impresario works out Antipodeal positioning...
[00:22] <@Ryan> But that was everything I could recall.
[00:22] <Hulking Figure> Why is that horseshoe above the door? Why do people like you NEED to be superstitious?
[00:22] <@Wolfwood> Whats uo.
[00:22] <@Wolfwood> or up.
[00:22] <@Ryan> That Horse Shoe was because of Fingernail guy
[00:22] <@Ryan> And HEY WOLF
[00:22] <Matsumi Kaze> hi, wolf
[00:22] <Yaijinden> me :>
[00:22] * Hulking Figure shows his claws? "Like these, or something els?"
[00:23] <Hulking Figure> Wolf---high five!
[00:23] <Hulking Figure> Watch the claws! High-five
[00:23] * Hulking Figure holds his hand up.
[00:23] <@The Impresario> Somewhere off the southeast ocast of Australia...
[00:23] * @Wolfwood high fives
[00:23] <@Ryan> Dimitri, you never gave me a high-five tonight. D:
[00:23] <@The Impresario> Lat -49.382372787009544, Lon. 100.107421875)
[00:23] <Hulking Figure> Go away Ryan. You suck.
[00:24] <@The Impresario> That isn't the present day Atlantis.
[00:24] * Hulking Figure sticks his tongue out.
[00:24] * @Ryan :P at Dimitri
[00:24] <@The Impresario> That is *old school* Atlantis. Circa First Destruction.
[00:24] <@The Impresario> Of the five destructions, the first was the greatest.
[00:24] <Hulking Figure> Suck it, Dee, suck it.
[00:25] * Hulking Figure laughs to himself.
[00:25] <@The Impresario> They were the ones with the Superweapons who fractured their own continent trying to destroy China.
[00:25] <Hulking Figure> So, what do we do?
[00:25] <Matsumi Kaze> ..wow
[00:25] <Hulking Figure> Heh... they really are related to humans, aren't they?
[00:25] <@The Impresario> The point I'm beginning to realize is that there's no one of their lot left to talk to, Dimitri.
[00:26] <@The Impresario> So whoever did this wanted a relic from that most ancient of ancient civilizations.
[00:26] <Yaijinden> precious, precious things~
[00:26] <@Ryan> HEY NAMOR IS STILL AROUND
[00:26] <@Ryan> IMPERIOUS REX!
[00:27] <Hulking Figure> Oooooh, can we go back in time?
[00:27] <Hulking Figure> Because there was allegedly this vampire that existed then, and I'd like to....Help guard all of you on your trip!
[00:27] <@The Impresario> No TARDIS.
[00:27] <@The Impresario> Besides, going back that far serves no purpose.
[00:27] <Hulking Figure> D'oh!
[00:28] <@The Impresario> Well we might need to know what was there.
[00:28] <Gemini Sunrise> Impy...
[00:28] <@The Impresario> Huh?
[00:28] * Gemini Sunrise looks paler'n usual.
[00:28] <@Ryan> Steal Sakura's TARDIS! Next time she's around.
[00:29] <Gemini Sunrise> Ah think... that stuff with Allison n' Geminine took more outta me than ah thought.
[00:29] <Gemini Sunrise> Ah hate t'ask but can y'help me home?
[00:29] <@The Impresario> Certainly.
[00:29] <Matsumi Kaze> night gemini
[00:29] <@The Impresario> I'll see you all later.
[00:29] <Hulking Figure> Yup.
[00:29] * Gemini Sunrise tips her hat tiredly
[00:29] <Hulking Figure> Get on, Gemini?
[00:30] <@Ryan> Have a good night!
[00:30] * @Wolfwood nods
[00:30] <Gemini Sunrise> You too
[00:30] <@The Impresario> Bye guys
[00:30] <Hulking Figure> What... I thought she needed a mount. Does she live near here?
[00:30] <@The Impresario> We're across the street
[00:30] <@The Impresario> I got it. Thanks, thiugh.
[00:30] <@The Impresario> ^though
[00:30] <Hulking Figure> Exactly across, or one to the left?
[00:31] <@The Impresario> Slightly diagonal geesh
[00:31] * @The Impresario helps Gems home
[00:31] *** @The Impresario [reijin.x.kurataru@TARDIS2010.sen] has left #suburbansenshi2 (I'm not sure if its Marxism in action, or a West End musical!)
[00:31] *** Gemini Sunrise [shiny@lonestar.com] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.)
[00:32] <Hulking Figure> Great, they will probably freak out because I wanted to know which house.
[00:32] * Hulking Figure looks at the AC vents.
[00:32] * Yaijinden skitters out of the vent
[00:32] <Hulking Figure> Sweet, it's been opened!
[00:32] * Hulking Figure walks over to the vent.
[00:32] <Yaijinden> hissss
[00:33] * Yaijinden scrabbles out of the light
[00:33] * @Wolfwood lights a smoke
[00:33] <Matsumi Kaze> ......
[00:33] <Hulking Figure> No fire, no fire!
[00:34] <Matsumi Kaze> man wolf you should meet my cousin...she probably smokes as much as you
[00:34] <Hulking Figure> ...spikey hair? Likes to hang around main street? Steals booze? REALLY likes punching people?
[00:34] <@Wolfwood> Lungs of steel I have
[00:35] <@Wolfwood> (( IRL I quit a while ago. ))
[00:35] <Matsumi Kaze> that's her, dimitri
[00:35] <Hulking Figure> Yeah... I worry about her, poor thing.
[00:35] <Yaijinden> just a wee bairne :>
[00:35] <Hulking Figure> She should go to some safer areas, if she knows what's good for her.
[00:36] <Yaijinden> they are SO CUTE when they are that age
[00:36] <Hulking Figure> Yai, you do know she's about 14-16?
[00:37] * Hulking Figure taps his claw on the countertop.
[00:37] <Matsumi Kaze> she's 16
[00:37] <Yaijinden> I know ♡
[00:37] <Yaijinden> I want to give her a hug and watch her flail wildly or stab me in the eye with a cigarette ♫
[00:37] <Hulking Figure> HYPOCRISY!
[00:38] <Hulking Figure> Isn't somebody, anybody, going to call him a pervert?
[00:38] <Hulking Figure> No justice.
[00:38] <Hulking Figure> No justice.
[00:38] <Hulking Figure> Pervert.
[00:38] <Yaijinden> Never justice!
[00:38] <Yaijinden> Besides, it's established that I tend to see teenagers with the same set of eyes that I see angry kittens. ♫
[00:39] <Hulking Figure> Kittens.
[00:39] <Yaijinden> They are for SQUEEZING them and petting them and calling them George.
[00:39] * Matsumi Kaze gets herself a ginger beer and opens it
[00:39] <Yaijinden> Then the claws and the tiny sharp kitten teeth come out.
[00:39] * Matsumi Kaze drinks it and grimiaces deeply..
[00:40] <Matsumi Kaze> mmmaaaan....what a kick
[00:40] <Hulking Figure> Heh... Yai, if there were some more blood around here, I'd toast with you to Hypocrisy... I mean... I just look at somebody and tell them hello, and the guy who can't reproduce is a pervert.
[00:40] <Hulking Figure> But then this guy... who has 84 kids and wants to hug a 15-year old...
[00:40] * Hulking Figure shakes his head.
[00:40] <Matsumi Kaze> actually Yai...she probably wouldn't stab you
[00:40] <Hulking Figure> Would she stab me?
[00:40] <Matsumi Kaze> ..she'd probably just try and beat your face in...she likes using her fists
[00:41] <Hulking Figure> That's nice, it harms me considerably less.
[00:41] <Matsumi Kaze> she's one of those, yai
[00:41] <Yaijinden> That's EXACTLY the point.
[00:41] <Yaijinden> They are SO SERIOUS.
[00:41] <Hulking Figure> You know... I REALLY tried to help her. I offered to teach her everything I knew.
[00:43] <Yaijinden> Kid like that doesn't want to know what you know.
[00:43] <Yaijinden> Doesn't want to know what any grow'd up knows!
[00:44] <Hulking Figure> Hmph.
[00:45] <Matsumi Kaze> they're rebellious
[00:45] <Yaijinden> In this, the purpose of the adult is to brush them up and give them resources to attempt to assert themselves.
[00:45] <Yaijinden> Stupid society.
[00:45] <Hulking Figure> I wouldn't have tutored just anyone.
[00:46] <Yaijinden> I'm sure of that! You seem the restrained sort thereabouts.
[00:46] <Hulking Figure> 'cept Gemini or Matsi, if they wanted to know.
[00:46] * Hulking Figure nods politely to Matsumi.
[00:46] <Yaijinden> But does she know that? Does she want to know what you know?
[00:46] <Yaijinden> It's mercilessly concrete at times.
[00:47] <Hulking Figure> I know. I had my days like that. I refused too. I would have done the same.
[00:48] <Hulking Figure> Dammit... I don't really want to leave you guys alone... I'm hungry, though.
[00:48] <Yaijinden> Kheeeeeeeee~
[00:48] <Matsumi Kaze> oh?
[00:49] <Hulking Figure> Meh... I'll get by
[00:49] <Hulking Figure> But Matsumi... are you SURE you are okay?
[00:50] <Hulking Figure> You sure you are... okay in there?
[00:51] <Matsumi Kaze> well....I'll be as fine as I can be
[00:51] <Yaijinden> is anyone :D
[00:51] <Yaijinden> let's have a seance
[00:51] <Yaijinden> with my intestines as mediators to the other world
[00:52] <Yaijinden> they are like a ghostly lightning rod
[00:52] <Yaijinden> that is my theory
[00:52] <Matsumi Kaze> heh
[00:52] <Hulking Figure> I like you Yaijinden. You make me feel normal, and less creepy!
[00:52] <Yaijinden> i am a helper ^_^
[00:53] <Hulking Figure> Yai, what do you think of the Miko that was just here?
[00:54] <Hulking Figure> Did I say it right? Miko?
[00:54] <Yaijinden> That is the word.
[00:54] <Yaijinden> ♡::Rei-chan♡ is a fearsome beauty who is too old for this s[BLEEP]t.
[00:55] <Hulking Figure> ...
[00:55] <@Ryan> I'm TOO OLD FOR THIS S[BLEEP]T
[00:55] <Yaijinden> Fire courses through her spirit, contagious, and purifying.
[00:55] * @Ryan WAS FIVE DAYS AWAY FROM RETIREMENT
[00:55] <Hulking Figure> Hmph. I believe that.
[00:56] <Yaijinden> She is slow to trust and terribly loyal.
[00:56] <Yaijinden> I'd chase her if I didn't think my skin would combust from the endeavor.
[00:56] <@Ryan> =3
[00:56] <Yaijinden> Such clear vision!
[00:57] <Matsumi Kaze> she scares me sometimes
[00:57] <Yaijinden> That is good! It means your mind is still functional.
[00:57] <Hulking Figure> So.... do you think if you simply touched her?
[00:58] <Yaijinden> A mere touch-- who can say?
[00:58] <Yaijinden> It is a question of when and how that answer the future.
[00:59] <Yaijinden> Her flesh is human, but her soul is... greater. She is history, written into a new shell.
[01:00] <Yaijinden> Kin to so many others here.
[01:01] <Hulking Figure> ?
[01:01] <@Ryan> Yai loves being poetic.
[01:02] <Hulking Figure> Isn't everyone's soul greater, Yai?
[01:02] * Hulking Figure crosses his arms.
[01:03] <Hulking Figure> Meh...
[01:03] * Hulking Figure turns the TV on.
[01:03] <Matsumi Kaze> anything good on?
[01:04] <Yaijinden> Greater than what? :3
[01:04] <@Ryan> I'm too lazy to make a 'Your Mom's on' joke
[01:04] <Yaijinden> Tee hee~
[01:04] <Yaijinden> Meanwhile, I make this exit.
[01:04] <The Television> ...and in addition, the greater Tokyo area was attacked by an entity capable of causing mass hysteria! Thankfully, all emergency contingencies worked as planned, and responders were soon able to...
[01:04] * Yaijinden skitters off
[01:04] *** Yaijinden [iä!] has quit IRC (The mind is its own place, and in itself Can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven.)
[01:05] <Hulking Figure> Eh?
[01:06] * Hulking Figure changes the channel.
[01:07] <The Television> And coming up on Access Nature, the 2010 baby Panda's are in, we'll have lots of footage of that!
[01:07] * Hulking Figure turns off the TV.
[01:08] <Matsumi Kaze> hey
[01:08] <Hulking Figure> Yes?
[01:08] <Matsumi Kaze> didn't have to turn off the TV
[01:09] <Hulking Figure> Well, I've seen some pretty bad stuff on as of late.
[01:09] <Hulking Figure> besides... it' making me hungry.
[01:09] <Matsumi Kaze> ooh
[01:11] <Hulking Figure> I um... I really want to talk about whatever it was that happened to you, tonight. But... for now. For now.
[01:11] <Hulking Figure> I need to go and eat.
[01:11] <Hulking Figure> It shouldn't be too difficult.
[01:11] <Matsumi Kaze> seeya then
[01:11] <Hulking Figure> There looks to have been a catastrophe tonight.
[01:11] * Hulking Figure goes out the window and waves.
[01:12] <Hulking Figure> Take care, Matsumi Kaze...
[01:12] *** Hulking Figure [SometimesForever@WearyWalker.net] has quit IRC ("Or whomever you are.")
[01:13] * Matsumi Kaze sits down and turns on the TV again
[01:13] * Mysterious Presence approaches the house.
[01:13] <Matsumi Kaze> wonder if there are any movies on this late at night
[01:13] *** Mysterious Presence has joined #suburbansenshi2
[01:14] * Matsumi Kaze slows down her channel surfing..feeling uneasy
[01:15] * The bushes and grass rustle outside.
[01:15] <Matsumi Kaze> ...hm..
[01:16] * Matsumi Kaze keeps the TV on..turning up the volume..and puts it down...slowly moving along the wall towards the door
[01:17] * Young, hooded woman appeaers in the middle of the lawn.
[01:17] * Matsumi Kaze quietly looks out the window...as best she can without giving herself away
[01:18] * Young, hooded woman looks at the house, with her eyes sad.
[01:19] * The young, hooded woman shakes her head.
[01:19] * The front door opens
[01:20] <Matsumi Kaze> ....
[01:20] * Matsumi Kaze keeps herself behind the door
[01:20] * The young, hooded woman looks up at the house from the lawn, and her eyes stop where the horsehoe is hung in the door.
[01:20] * The door opens wider, revealing Matsumi
[01:20] <The young, hooded woman> I know you are there.
[01:21] <Matsumi Kaze> ...heh...
[01:21] * Matsumi Kaze walks out in full view
[01:21] <Matsumi Kaze> so you've caught me
[01:21] * A floorboard behind Matsumi creaks.
[01:21] <The young, hooded woman> I eventually catch everyone.
[01:22] <The young, hooded woman> You seem happy, though.
[01:22] <Matsumi Kaze> .....
[01:22] <Matsumi Kaze> I am..
[01:22] <A young, hooded woman> When the time comes, I will help you.
[01:22] * A sudden force brushes Matsumi
[01:22] <Matsumi Kaze> ....I see
[01:23] <Matsumi Kaze> !!!
[01:23] * Matsumi Kaze turns around quickly
[01:23] <A young, hooded woman> Can't you see me? I'm over here.
[01:24] <A young, hooded woman> Can't you see me?
[01:24] * Matsumi Kaze turns back "...yeah I see you..."
[01:24] <A young, hooded woman> Ah... but you can't see me.
[01:24] * A young, hooded woman disappears.
[01:25] * A young, hooded woman reappears RIGHT in front of Matsumi Kaze.
[01:25] <Matsumi Kaze> !
[01:25] <Matsumi Kaze> GAH!
[01:26] <A young, hooded woman> What is your name, human?
[01:26] <Matsumi Kaze> ...
[01:26] <Matsumi Kaze> Matsumi Kaze
[01:27] * The young, hooded woman pulls down her hood, and she has the head of a Tiger.
[01:27] * The young, hooded woman growls.
[01:27] <The young, hooded woman> What would you say if I told you I came here to feed upon you?
[01:28] * The door closes.
[01:28] <Matsumi Kaze> I'd tell you....
[01:28] <The young, hooded woman> Yes?
[01:28] * The young, hooded woman smiles sweetly.
[01:28] * Matsumi Kaze smiles "try your best..."
[01:29] <The young, hooded woman> I suppose I will have to at least try a little bit, won't I?
[01:29] <Matsumi Kaze> I mean try and do your best to feed me...cause I won't make it easy..
[01:29] * The young, hooded woman grows into a massive, horned demon that is covered with envenomed spines.
[01:30] <Horned Demon> - OK! -
[01:31] * Matsumi Kaze gets into a fighting position
[01:31] * Horned Demon opens his mouth, and it's tongue, in the shape of an asp, lunges toward Matsumi Kaze.
[01:32] * Matsumi Kaze rolls across the floor to dodge it
[01:33] * The floor sprouts barbed, hissing tendrils that swing at Matsumi Kaze.
[01:33] <Matsumi Kaze> gah!
[01:33] * Matsumi Kaze jumps up onto the bartop
[01:34] <Matsumi Kaze> so who are yo
[01:34] <Matsumi Kaze> you
[01:34] * Horned Demon extends one of it's tusks, and it lances through the doorway at Matsumi Kaze.
[01:34] <A voice> Maybe you should consider *what* it is?
[01:35] * Horned Demon has not moved from where it stood.
[01:35] <Matsumi Kaze> well mister voice..
[01:36] * Matsumi Kaze tries to dodge the tusk
[01:36] <Matsumi Kaze> ..it seems rather intent on killing me..or feeding on me
[01:36] <Matsumi Kaze> so vampiric in nature?
[01:36] * Horned Demon's tusk hits Matsumi in the neck, and the impact feels suprisingly cold...and hollow.
[01:37] * Horned Demon's tusk disappears.
[01:37] *** Horned Demon has quit IRC ((vanishes))
[01:37] <Matsumi Kaze> ...
[01:37] * Matsumi Kaze blinks..and looks around
[01:38] * Mysterious Presence is still there.
[01:38] * The door opens.
[01:38] <A voice> I'm coming inside now.
[01:38] <Matsumi Kaze> ....
[01:39] <Matsumi Kaze> alright..
[01:39] * The lights blink for a second.
[01:40] * Matsumi Kaze tries to keep calm
[01:40] * The Q-sofa's cushions are pressed down by an unseen force.
[01:41] * A chair appears in front of Matsumi.
[01:41] <Matsumi Kaze> ..invisible?
[01:42] <A chair > Yes.
[01:42] <A voice> Sorry, I made it speak, didn't I?
[01:42] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah..
[01:43] <Voice> I... try not to reveal myself to humans. Unless I am hungry.
[01:43] <Matsumi Kaze> ..mind if I sit down
[01:43] <Voice> Sure... but the chair isn't real, even if it seems like it.
[01:43] * Matsumi Kaze sits on the floor then
[01:44] <Voice> Smart girl.
[01:44] <Voice> Do you prefer to look at something when you speak?
[01:44] <Voice> Just trying to be polite.
[01:44] <Matsumi Kaze> usually
[01:45] * A nondescript mailman appears in the chair.
[01:45] <Mailman spectre> Is this better?
[01:46] <Matsumi Kaze> um...I suppose
[01:46] <Mailman spectre> I found this house... because of the tremendous amount of spiritual energy it radiated a couple of hours ago.
[01:46] <Mailman spectre> I've been... watching.
[01:47] <Matsumi Kaze> ..I see..
[01:47] <Mailman spectre> And you seem either strong, reasonable, or weak enough to be a good expenditure of my time.
[01:47] * Mailman spectre smiles.
[01:47] * The drapes are pulled shut by an invisible force.
[01:48] <Mailman spectre> I want you to be honest with me... are there tools in this place that can see in the infrared?
[01:48] <Mailman spectre> In hot and cold?
[01:48] <Matsumi Kaze> I don't know
[01:49] <Voice> Well... I'll stay behind this thing just in case.
[01:49] <Mailman spectre> Okay... since you aren't calling for the police or reinforcements, I'll let you ask me a question first? Sound good?
[01:50] * Mailman spectre looks at Matsumi Kaze.
[01:50] *** Matsumi Kaze is has long blond hair, part of which hides her left eye completely. She has a well endowed body but is very modest of it. She is also known as Sailor Quinox More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: Don't Stop Me Now by Queen.

[01:50] <Mailman spectre> I suppose you want to know what I'm doing here?
[01:50] <Matsumi Kaze> ...what are you
[01:50] <Matsumi Kaze> yes
[01:50] <Mailman spectre> It was because... They came tonight.
[01:51] <Mailman spectre> As for what I am, I have just as much right to be here as you.
[01:52] <Mailman spectre> You seem to be taking this pretty well... but then again, I did test you to see if you showed fear.
[01:52] <Matsumi Kaze> I've had..an interesting life so to speak
[01:52] * Mailman spectre nods.
[01:53] <Mailman spectre> I had an interesting life too.
[01:53] <Mailman spectre> And... You can help me.
[01:53] <Mailman spectre> I'm from Aokigahara.
[01:54] * Mailman spectre looks at Matsumi Kaze.
[01:54] <Mailman spectre> And.. I want to talk. I want to help you... but in a way I suppose I already have.
[01:55] * Mailman spectre sits suspended in the air, as the chair vanishes from beneath him.
[01:55] <Mailman spectre> So tell me... do you wish to speak now... or later?
[01:55] <Mailman spectre> Because I WILL be back.
[01:56] <Matsumi Kaze> ..help me?
[01:57] * Mailman spectre points to the iron horseshoe above the door.
[01:58] <Matsumi Kaze> ...what about the horseshoe?
[01:58] <Mailman spectre> I know why you put it there. You put it there to stop the Marionette Swarm, didn't you?
[01:59] <Matsumi Kaze> well...I didn't put it up there.....I...suppose?..I wasn't here when it was done
[01:59] <Mailman spectre> Then you are worthless to me.
[01:59] * Mailman spectre vanishes.
[01:59] *** Mailman spectre has quit IRC
[01:59] * The door begins to open.
[01:59] <Matsumi Kaze> ...
[01:59] <Matsumi Kaze> WELL...
[01:59] <Matsumi Kaze> that's freaking rude
[02:00] * A force pushes Matsumi's hair out of her eye.
[02:01] <Phantasmal doctor> You say that only only because you do not "see clearly."
[02:01] * Phantasmal doctor appears, holding Matsumi's bangs.
[02:01] * Matsumi Kaze blinks
[02:01] * Matsumi Kaze blinks
[02:01] * Phantasmal doctor winks.
[02:01] <Matsumi Kaze> (( XD oops ))
[02:01] <Matsumi Kaze> O.O
[02:02] * The Door opens all the way, and slams shut.
[02:02] <Phantasmal doctor> Well? Are you okay, Miss? You look like you've been through a lot, are you sure you are okay?
[02:03] * Phantasmal doctor is now known as Doctor
[02:03] <Doctor> Are you okay, miss?
[02:03] <Matsumi Kaze> um yes I'm fine
[02:03] <Matsumi Kaze> just a bit surpised
[02:04] <Doctor> If you are fine, why are you talking to a man that isn't here?
[02:04] *** Doctor has quit IRC ((Vanishes))
[02:04] * Fadind Laughter is heard from outside.
[02:05] * Fading Laughter is heard from outside.
[02:05] <Matsumi Kaze> ..geez...
[02:05] <Matsumi Kaze> ...am I having a bad trip
[02:06] <Denmaru> a familiar shape emerges out of nothing.
[02:06] <Matsumi Kaze> GAH
[02:06] <Denmaru> Oh no, you are not having a bad trip :3
[02:07] <Matsumi Kaze> ....
[02:07] * Phantasmal Presence looks at Denmaru.
[02:07] *** Denmaru is feline, white creature with psychic powers. Usually in his Espeon-form, he is pretty proficient with languages, as well as able to shift through the various planes of the dimensions. He is said to run on Mac OS X, but seems to be a biological lifeform. More information about him is Here.
His image Song is: "Here I am" by Bryan Adams.

[02:07] * Denmaru floats right in front of you.
[02:07] <Matsumi Kaze> ....
[02:08] <Matsumi Kaze> what is going on with me..
[02:08] <Denmaru> *gnihihi* - basically, nothing.
[02:08] <Voice> That's not true.
[02:08] <Voice> I just chose her.
[02:08] <Denmaru> You just happen to meet some people who are not here that often.
[02:09] <Denmaru> ....
[02:09] <Voice> You... you are powerful... what are you?
[02:09] <Denmaru> Hey, it is MY duty to appear out of nowhere and scare the living s[BLEEP]t out of people!
[02:09] <Voice> I'm going to pretend that is a joke.
[02:10] <Denmaru> Me? Well, I happen to be able to shift through the various planes of existence.
[02:10] <Voice> Besides, I can scare that human FAR more than you can.
[02:10] <Denmaru> Also, I'm some kind of guardian of them - I think.
[02:10] <Denmaru> So? I'd like you to try.
[02:10] <Voice> You first.
[02:11] <Voice> And stop disrupting my illusions!
[02:11] <Denmaru> It's on.
[02:11] <Matsumi Kaze> ...
[02:11] <Voice> Fine.
[02:11] * Denmaru disappears.
[02:11] * The Door creaks back open.
[02:11] <Matsumi Kaze> ...
[02:12] <Voice> What... no game of "bait the human?" I have always been fairly skilled at this!
[02:13] <Voice> What? You want me to go first?
[02:13] <Voice> Hmph.
[02:13] * The Door closes again.
[02:14] * Denmaru 's voice can be heard - "strike when she least expects it. That's beginner's knowledge."
[02:16] <Voice> I'm reading her thoughts... You'll know when I'm ready.
[02:17] <Denmaru> Big Deal - I can do that, too.
[02:17] * Matsumi Kaze just frowns
[02:17] <Matsumi Kaze> ..what am I everyone's little test subject?
[02:17] <Denmaru> Indeed, you are...
[02:18] <Phantasmal Voice> I am beginning to have second thoughts about this one.
[02:18] <Phantasmal Voice> She could still prove useful.
[02:18] * Denmaru floeats around Matsumi's body, whispering into her ear....
[02:19] <Denmaru> Wait, what?! Another one?!
[02:20] <Phantasmal Voice> Actually, I have had enough toying with this one, we should strike NOW!
[02:20] <Denmaru> You won't know when, you won't know how - but soon, you will experience things.
[02:20] * Soul Vampire appears standing next to Matsumi, with glee in its eyes.
[02:20] <Denmaru> Hey, you damn voice, stop stealing my show!
[02:20] <Matsumi Kaze> ....
[02:21] <Soul Vampire> We' have found her! WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
[02:21] <Matsumi Kaze> s[BLEEP]t no
[02:21] <Matsumi Kaze> HELL NO
[02:21] * Denmaru emerges again.
[02:21] <Phantasmal Voice> Your turn.
[02:21] * Matsumi Kaze slowly backs away
[02:21] <Denmaru> Hey, you fang-face!
[02:22] * Soul Vampire disappears.
[02:22] * Matsumi Kaze is now known as Sailor Quinox
[02:22] <@Sailor Quinox> ....
[02:22] *** Soul Vampire has quit IRC ((Vanish))
[02:22] <Denmaru> Ohhh.... fancy :3
[02:22] <Phantasmal Voice> Top that.
[02:22] * Denmaru floats around.
[02:22] <Denmaru> Hmpf - a mere Vampire? Is that all it takes?
[02:23] <Phantasmal Voice> Don't blame me, blame her memories.
[02:23] <@Sailor Quinox> denmaru shut up..you don't know what that was
[02:24] <Denmaru> I might not know, but I know what I saw.
[02:25] <Denmaru> Listen, you "Voice" - true horror takes time. Make her fear your mere voice. Make her think of you. Make her dream of you. Subtlety is the key.
[02:25] <@Sailor Quinox> ..Soul Vampire's aren't mere...they're very nasty...
[02:25] <Phantasmal Voice> See? You really think she won't be thinking about them for the rest of the night? Of course it takes time.
[02:26] <Denmaru> ...So? You're a Sailor-Warrior.
[02:26] <@Sailor Quinox> ...why are you guys toying with me?
[02:26] <Denmaru> Well, fine - I shall take my time. This could prove to be fun.
[02:26] <Denmaru> As for me - It's just a bet I have with this...Voice of some sort. Nothing personal.
[02:27] <Denmaru> If I were you, I'd rather concentrate on this Voice and this Fang-Face. They seem to have a grudge (HAHAHA!) on you.
[02:27] <Phantasmal Voice> Because you, like every human, shares the delusion that you are unique. That you are above being an experimental subject. You imagine you are more than an animal, more than food. You aren't.
[02:28] <Phantasmal Voice> That is why.
[02:29] <Phantasmal Voice> Whatever you say then, Contender. You are up. I will get my message heard anyway. This one does not matter.
[02:29] <Denmaru> Hmm... Seems like a mad scientist at work. But hey, Voicy, you know what? Humans are quite interesting.
[02:29] <@Sailor Quinox> ...
[02:29] * @Sailor Quinox rubs her forehead
[02:30] <other voice> mind if I cut in you two?
[02:30] <Phantasmal Voice> This one is, I will admit.
[02:30] <@Sailor Quinox> O.o
[02:30] <Phantasmal Voice> Go ahead.
[02:30] <Denmaru> All these voices...
[02:30] <other voice> I highly suggest you leave her alone...now
[02:30] <Phantasmal Voice> I mean, really, these inhabitants release all this spiritual power, and think nobody will detect it and investigate.
[02:31] <Denmaru> Hey, *I'm* merely playing with her.
[02:31] <other voice> playtime's over kids
[02:31] <Denmaru> Well, I'm just around for s[BLEEP]ts 'n' giggles.
[02:31] <Phantasmal Voice> *I'm* just trying to get a quick bite.
[02:32] <Denmaru> ...a bite? You want to suck her try? Protipp: That's what *men* are for.
[02:32] <Denmaru> *dry
[02:32] <Phantasmal Voice> And... she DOES taste extroardinary.
[02:32] <@Sailor Quinox> shut up shut up SHUT UP!
[02:32] <Phantasmal Voice> Please. I have already fed.
[02:32] * Denmaru looks at her, even if she can't see him.
[02:33] <Doctor> Miss, you have to stay with us! You must have hit your head! How many fingers anm I holding up?
[02:33] * Doctor holds up 57 fingers.
[02:33] *** Doctor has quit IRC ((Vanishes))
[02:33] <Denmaru> ....
[02:33] <@Sailor Quinox> ....
[02:33] <@Sailor Quinox> GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[02:33] <Denmaru> Awww, screw this.
[02:33] <@Sailor Quinox> I swear the next thing that happens..I'm going to blow crap up
[02:34] * Denmaru makes himself visible again - but he still has translucent edges.
[02:34] <Denmaru> She tastes like what exactly?
[02:35] <Phantasmal Voice> Come now, how much do you expect me to give up?
[02:35] <Denmaru> Well, go ahead, Girl - It's not like you could harm me :3
[02:35] <Phantasmal Voice> But... she is succulent.
[02:35] * @Sailor Quinox blushes super deep
[02:35] <@Sailor Quinox> ...I'm heading home
[02:35] <Denmaru> ...
[02:35] <Phantasmal Voice> Maybe that's because she could be dangerous if she kenw what was going on.
[02:35] <Denmaru> I like where this is going.
[02:35] * @Sailor Quinox is now known as Matsumi Kaze
[02:35] * The Door opens for Matsumi
[02:36] <Denmaru> Hey, Wait!
[02:36] <Clock> What's wrong?
[02:36] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has left #suburbansenshi2 (GET OUT OF MY HEAD)
[02:36] <Denmaru> ...Clock?!
[02:36] <Clock> I couldn't come up with anything better.
[02:37] <Denmaru> And how did she get out of the room that easily?
[02:38] <Clock> I let her out.
[02:38] <Clock> It's nothing personal.
[02:38] <Clock> Besides... if she freaks out, I can't feed from her anymore.
[02:39] <Denmaru> So, let me get this straight - you're feeding on her and scare the s[BLEEP]t out of her. But why?
[02:39] *** Phantasmal Voice has quit IRC ("One and the same.")
[02:41] <Denmaru> ....
[02:41] <Denmaru> So it's just me, some other voice, and a clock?
[02:45] <Denmaru> ...Great.
[02:48] <Denmaru> Ah well, No chance in hell that I'll talk to a clock and some other voice.
[02:48] <Denmaru> I'm out of here, but I'll be back.
[02:49] *** Denmaru [Denmaru@ethernet.etherrealness.com] has quit IRC (Der blanke Neid...)
[06:01] <YingGirl> Hey Xadium, if you're still doing the Ami with Gil Grissom pairing....
[06:02] <YingGirl> this comic is just for you and can ploy with the idea too!
[06:04] <YingGirl> their trailer
[06:05] *** YingGirl has left #suburbansenshi2 (I ponder what will happen if Ezio was Captain Kirk, will his quest be after intergalatic space vagina?)
[06:52] <@Ryan> You know how some people have problems learning the concept of restraint? How they might tend to over do things? Yeah. Guess what I did last night. If you didn't guess 'delete over 10,000 bookmarks' then you'd be wrong. Yes. I had that many bookmarks I had to delete. In fact, to be honest, I might have very well deleted over 20,000. I just stopped counting after 10,000.
[06:53] <@Ryan> Let this be a lesson to everyone: You don't HAVE To bookmark everything. I'm guessing that was five years or so of stuff I saved to my favorites.
[06:55] <@Ryan> Today's word is RESTRAINT, boys and girls.
[10:52] <Yaijinden> If you've ever wondered what losing your mind sounds like, WELL HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO FIND OUT!
[10:54] <YingGirl> (( yeah...speaking of jazz festival..IT'S ABNOUT TO START RIGHT NOW ))
[10:55] <YingGirl> (( longest festival we have...actual the longest jazz festival EVAH. ))
[10:56] <YingGirl> (( might go to the miles davis exbition next month ))
[10:57] *** YingGirl has left #suburbansenshi2
[16:37] <@The Impresario> (( Oh my god I need to find that CSI manga; thanls for alterting me to its existence, Ying! ))
[16:54] <Aspirant Snark> Actually, guys, Yaijinden's link may sound like you are losing your mind... but when you combine it with the Vuvuzela link... it sounds like a cacaphony befitting the END OF THE WORLD!
[18:53] * Yaijinden balances
[19:48] * flame_SNIPER comes down the stairs tiredly
[19:48] <Yaijinden> y halo thar.
[19:49] <flame_SNIPER> Hi.
[19:49] <Yaijinden> Comestibles in the fridge if you find yourself hungry.
[19:49] * flame_SNIPER plops down onto V. Sofa and just keels over sideways
[19:49] <flame_SNIPER> Too tired to go grab them.
[19:49] *** Hana Sagusa has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:49] <Yaijinden> What would you like, then?
[19:49] <flame_SNIPER> I haven't done that in a long, long time.
[19:49] * Hana Sagusa walks in, smoking a cigerette
[19:49] * Yaijinden slides off the pyramid of dice onto the floor
[19:50] <flame_SNIPER> ...For some reason I just want Ice Cream...
[19:50] <Yaijinden> Vanilla work? :3
[19:50] <flame_SNIPER> Please :)
[19:50] * flame_SNIPER smiles gratefully
[19:50] * Yaijinden spins off towards the kitchen
[19:50] * Hana Sagusa puts the cigerette out in the palm of her hand
[19:51] <Yaijinden> Anything for you, Sagusa-san~?
[19:51] <Hana Sagusa> ...just some chips
[19:51] <Yaijinden> May have some imports in the cupboard!
[19:51] * Yaijinden finishes spinning off-camera
[19:52] * Hana Sagusa tosses the cigerette butt onto the floor
[19:52] <Yaijinden> why is ice cream always frozen into the container
[19:53] <Yaijinden> WHY GOD WHY
[19:53] * Yaijinden sets package in the microwave, hits 30seconds, eyes fiercely
[19:54] * Hana Sagusa looks at Rei..
[19:54] * flame_SNIPER looks back tiredly
[19:55] * Yaijinden spins out from the kitchen, one bag Fritos in one hand, one bowl ice cream in the other
[19:55] <Yaijinden> Please to be cleaning up after yourself Sagusa-san
[19:55] <Hana Sagusa> hey..who's the old lady?
[19:56] <flame_SNIPER> ... ¬_¬
[19:56] <Yaijinden> You will learn her identity once you pick up that cigarette.
[19:56] <flame_SNIPER> Who're you calling old!
[19:56] <Yaijinden> I do not mind your smoking but I do mind your tracking dirt into our house.
[19:56] * flame_SNIPER swings up to a sitting position, all the tiredness seemingly gone
[19:57] <flame_SNIPER> What're you, like 12?
[19:57] <Hana Sagusa> 16...
[19:57] <Hana Sagusa> how old are you..grandma?
[19:57] <flame_SNIPER> ahahah sure.
[19:57] * flame_SNIPER browtwtiched
[19:57] * Yaijinden sighs
[19:58] * flame_SNIPER gets up and grabs both the ice crem and the nachos
[19:58] * Yaijinden delivers one bowl ice cream to a nearby table
[19:58] <flame_SNIPER> I'm the one with the food!
[19:58] * Yaijinden delivers ice cream to Rei apparently!
[19:58] * flame_SNIPER eats the Nachos first
[19:58] * Yaijinden delivers EVERYTHING
[19:58] <flame_SNIPER> So... mmff... tasty... :P
[19:58] * Hana Sagusa eats some fritos
[19:58] <Yaijinden> Last request, Hana. Cigarette butt.
[19:59] <Hana Sagusa> whatcha mean last request?
[20:00] <Yaijinden> It's the only time I'm going to ask.
[20:00] * Hana Sagusa picks up the cigarette butt...and tosses it into the garbage
[20:01] <Yaijinden> Thank you. ^_^
[20:01] <Yaijinden> What are the haps my party people?
[20:01] <Hana Sagusa> whatever
[20:01] * Hana Sagusa eats
[20:01] <Hana Sagusa> skipping a meeting
[20:02] <Yaijinden> I see!
[20:02] * Yaijinden shakes his head with obvious mock gravity
[20:02] * flame_SNIPER is reading The Hitchhiker's Guide entry on Daleks
[20:03] <Yaijinden> Kids today, all burning down my favorite places with their hip cassette decks and walking-man palyers.
[20:04] <Hana Sagusa> what's a cassette?
[20:04] <flame_SNIPER> A tape.
[20:05] <Hana Sagusa> ..what's a tape
[20:05] <flame_SNIPER> A cassette.
[20:06] <Hana Sagusa> ..well........
[20:06] <Hana Sagusa> ...
[20:06] <Hana Sagusa> your old
[20:06] <flame_SNIPER> And you're...
[20:06] * flame_SNIPER tries to rmeember oh yeah
[20:06] <flame_SNIPER> You're a spermy.
[20:07] * Hana Sagusa frowns
[20:07] <Hana Sagusa> well......um...uh
[20:08] <Hana Sagusa> OLD!
[20:09] * flame_SNIPER heatpats Hana.
[20:09] * flame_SNIPER sits back down.
[20:10] <Hana Sagusa> grrrr...
[20:10] * Hana Sagusa sits at the bar..and reaches for a beer
[20:10] <Yaijinden> She may not look like it, but she's vicious.
[20:11] * Hana Sagusa grabs a can and opens it
[20:12] <Yaijinden> Tonight smells like a drinking night, but do we have anything I want?...
[20:12] * Yaijinden bounds over to the bar, starts rifling through things
[20:12] * flame_SNIPER chuckles
[20:13] * flame_SNIPER finally notices the mannequin on the sofa next to her.
[20:13] *** The Stabateur has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:13] * The Stabateur walks by the front of the house, carrying a bizarre electonic sensor thingy.
[20:13] *** LOL that is an awesome name I salute you.
[20:13] <The Stabateur> Hmmmm...
[20:14] * Hana Sagusa drinks the beer
[20:15] <Hana Sagusa> *cough cough* ugh..that hits it..
[20:16] <flame_SNIPER> ...
[20:16] <flame_SNIPER> You're such a kid.
[20:16] <Hana Sagusa> WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSE TO ME >.<
[20:16] <Hana Sagusa> *mean
[20:16] * The Stabateur looks at the house, as the scanner chirps wildly.
[20:17] <flame_SNIPER> Just what I said.
[20:17] <Hana Sagusa> I'm not a kid!
[20:18] <flame_SNIPER> whatever~
[20:18] * Hana Sagusa throws the empty can at rei
[20:19] <Yaijinden> Know how I know you're young?
[20:19] * flame_SNIPER catches it and puts it down.
[20:20] * The Stabateur walks up to Haruka's Car...
[20:20] <Yaijinden> Because you drink like it. :3 Beer that comes in a can doesn't actually hit any spots.
[20:20] <Yaijinden> Start yourself with a Guinness, maybe someday I'll graduate you to my stash of Optimator.
[20:20] <Hana Sagusa> hmph
[20:20] * Hana Sagusa turns her back on the others
[20:21] <Yaijinden> S'good that you're learning, though. I didn't start until I was twenty.
[20:21] <Yaijinden> And boy that was a night.
[20:21] * The Stabateur looks at the lock mechanisms and exhaust pipe of Spd_RcrX's car.
[20:21] <Yaijinden> I myself have a decision to make.
[20:21] * The Stabateur scans the car, finds nothing, and turns his attention back to the house.
[20:22] <Hana Sagusa> hey..is it true there was a fight here yesterday?
[20:22] <Yaijinden> Yep! Pretty dangerous one at that.
[20:23] <flame_SNIPER> A decision?
[20:23] <Hana Sagusa> F[BLEEP]KING S[BLEEP]T
[20:23] <Yaijinden> It has to do with the booze I will be drinking.
[20:23] <Hana Sagusa> I love a good fight...
[20:24] * Hana Sagusa clentches her fist, a purple glow coming over it "I haven't had a good fight in awhile" *grins*
[20:24] * The Stabateur 's scanner starts beeping a lot.
[20:25] * GERMATOID POPS UP BEHIND STABBY-KUN
[20:25] <GERMATOID> HI BUDDY~
[20:25] <GERMATOID> WHATCHYA GOT THERE?
[20:26] <GERMATOID> IT LOOKS LIKE AN ENERGY DETECTOR
[20:26] *** Suu [FourLeafClover@clampgakuen.ac.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:26] <The Stabateur> Ah... Hello Doctor!
[20:26] <The Stabateur> I'm sorry, I was looking for some... wild animals.
[20:26] * GERMATOID NODS
[20:27] <GERMATOID> WELL YOU WON'T FIND THEM WITH THAT THING
[20:27] * GERMATOID GOES BACK INSIDE
[20:27] <The Stabateur> I suspect that I can.
[20:27] * Suu looks somewhat unsettled.
[20:27] <Suu> Hi Rei-san...
[20:27] <flame_SNIPER> Hi Suu-chan...
[20:27] * The Stabateur shrugs, and walks over to the electrical meter.
[20:27] <flame_SNIPER> Thanks for your help last night
[20:27] <Suu> How are you feeling?
[20:27] * Hana Sagusa grins, the glow on her fist still there "I love smashing in faces"
[20:27] * The Stabateur reads the meter.
[20:27] <The Stabateur> Woah!
[20:27] <Suu> Is Allie-chan all right?
[20:28] <The Stabateur> They can't possibly be doing that.
[20:28] <flame_SNIPER> I think so.
[20:28] * The Stabateur puts the meter away.
[20:28] <flame_SNIPER> I don't... rmeember much from last night.
[20:28] * The Stabateur fiddles with the Electrical meter.
[20:29] <The Stabateur> That's... odd, but I guess it makes sense.
[20:29] * Hana Sagusa relaxes..the spirit energy going back to normal
[20:29] * The Stabateur walks around the front of the house.
[20:29] * The Stabateur rings the doorbell.
[20:29] <Suu> ...
[20:29] <The Stabateur> Excuse me?
[20:29] * Suu sits down, she can't get the sound of screeching glass out of her mind
[20:29] <Hana Sagusa> ....
[20:29] <The Stabateur> I was wondering if you wouldn't mind answering some questions?
[20:29] * Hana Sagusa walks over and opens the door
[20:29] <The Stabateur> Doctor?
[20:29] <Suu> The window of the room I was hiding in...the glass is all scratched up.
[20:29] <Hana Sagusa> make it quick
[20:29] <The Stabateur> Oh, hello young lady.
[20:30] <GERMATOID> HUH?
[20:30] * The Stabateur looks at Hana Sagusa.
[20:30] *** Hana Sagusa is (currently) 16 year old girl with spiky short black hair with blue streaks through them, brown eyes and wears several piercings in her ears. She is currently a student at Mugen and is also the cousin of Matsumi Kaze.
Her image Song is: .

[20:30] <GERMATOID> SURE
[20:30] <Hana Sagusa> you selling something?
[20:30] <Hana Sagusa> .........
[20:30] * Yaijinden balances on a couch
[20:30] <Hana Sagusa> ...tomoe-sensei...what the f[BLEEP]k are you doing here
[20:30] <The Stabateur> Actually, I work for a multinational.. nevermind.
[20:30] <GERMATOID> BUT I DON'T THINK I'LL BE CONVERTING TO THE JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES
[20:30] <GERMATOID> THEIR GOD AND MINE HAVE PHILOSOPHICAL DIFFERENCES
[20:30] <The Stabateur> I just thought you might want to know that your Electrical meter has something SEVERE wrong with it.
[20:31] <The Stabateur> The readings cannot possibly be right.
[20:31] <GERMATOID> ...IS THE METER WORKING AGAIN?
[20:31] * GERMATOID SHRUGS
[20:31] <The Stabateur> ...Doctor? No, it is *not* working correctly.
[20:31] <GERMATOID> WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
[20:32] <The Stabateur> Because if those readings were correct, you'd have to be...
[20:32] * Hana Sagusa walks back and sits at the bar
[20:32] <The Stabateur> I'm sorry, I won't waste your time. I just thought you'd want to know.
[20:32] * Suu calls Judai
[20:32] <GERMATOID> ... OKAY
[20:32] <The Stabateur> Well, anyway, if you have seen any unusual animals around here, please let us know.
[20:32] <Suu> Judai...I don't know if you heard but something bad was after me...Please call me, I need you...
[20:33] <The Stabateur> Just dial-- 8326-76238
[20:33] <GERMATOID> DEFINE "UNUSUAL"
[20:33] <Hana Sagusa> freaks
[20:34] <The Stabateur> Well... we've heard that some lab specimens have escaped... Let's just say that they are mutated animals. Please do not attempt to apprehend them yourself.
[20:34] <GERMATOID> ....
[20:34] <GERMATOID> I UNDERSTAND
[20:34] * GERMATOID NODS SOLEMNLY
[20:34] * The Stabateur looks at GERMATOID.
[20:34] *** GERMATOID is an tall man in a lab coat and suit with shockng white hair and a perpetually shadowed face, his large crimson grin and shiny, super reflective glasses dominating his features. Something about him makes you wary yet excited at his larger than life ways
His image Song is: "Mad Professor" by Insane Clown Posse.
GERMATOID is an IRC Operator - Channel Administrator

[20:34] * GERMATOID MAKES A MENTAL NOTE "STEAL MUTATED LAB SPECIMENS FOR OWN RESEARCH"
[20:35] <The Stabateur> You um... should probably get the porch light fixed. Some people might be disturbed by the contrast.
[20:35] * The Stabateur tips his hat.
[20:35] * GERMATOID TIPS HIS SHINY SHINY GLASSES
[20:35] <The Stabateur> Have a great day, professor.
[20:35] * GERMATOID GIVES A THUMBS UP SIGN
[20:35] * The Stabateur walks down the street.
[20:35] <GERMATOID> I NEVER TOLD YOU I WAS A PROFESSOR
[20:35] * The Stabateur waves.
[20:36] <The Stabateur> ...
[20:36] <The Stabateur> Well, BYE!
[20:36] * GERMATOID WAVES BACK, CRIMSON GRIN SPREADING
[20:36] * The Stabateur walks quickly away.
[20:36] *** The Stabateur [0] has quit IRC (There have GOT to be some trainers around here somewhere.)
[20:36] <GERMATOID> MUA...HAHAHAHAHA...HAHAHAHAHA AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:36] * GERMATOID GOES AND HAS SOME COFFEE
[20:36] <Hana Sagusa> .....
[20:36] <Hana Sagusa> creeeeep
[20:38] * flame_SNIPER finishes eating, feeling a bit better
[20:38] * flame_SNIPER pokes the mannequin next to her
[20:38] <flame_SNIPER> This thing is damn lifelike.
[20:38] * Jack Dinsdale sits up
[20:38] <flame_SNIPER> HOLY F[BLEEP]K
[20:39] <Jack Dinsdale> God my head...
[20:39] <Hana Sagusa> .....
[20:39] * Jack Dinsdale reaches up to rub his forehead, his first four fingers still flapping down, revealing a gun concealed in the center of his palm
[20:39] <Jack Dinsdale> ....
[20:39] <Jack Dinsdale> the hell is that?!
[20:40] * Jack Dinsdale goes to point to it, but .... WHERE THE F[BLEEP]K IS HIS OTHER ARM?!
[20:40] * Jack Dinsdale faints dead away
[20:40] <Suu> You...kinda...
[20:40] <Suu> ...
[20:40] <Hana Sagusa> ....what the f[BLEEP]k is that guy
[20:40] <Suu> Is he real!?
[20:40] <flame_SNIPER> O_o;
[20:40] <flame_SNIPER> Is this some kind of animatronic bulls[BLEEP]t?
[20:41] <Hana Sagusa> ..maybe we should open him up?
[20:41] *** Jake_Nelson [Main.Office@Called_Shots.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:41] * @The Impresario pops up behind Rei "He would be an auton, a living plastic being."
[20:41] <Jake_Nelson> Hello everybo----WOAH!
[20:41] * flame_SNIPER JUMPS from her seat
[20:41] <Hana Sagusa> GAH!
[20:41] <Hana Sagusa> what the f[BLEEP]k!
[20:41] <flame_SNIPER> DAMN! Don't do that, whoever the hell you are!
[20:42] <Jake_Nelson> I'm so sorry, young lady!
[20:42] * @The Impresario ignores the scene he made and looks over the Auton.
[20:42] <@The Impresario> There's nothing to cut open, Hana.
[20:42] * Jake_Nelson looks at Jack.
[20:42] <@The Impresario> He's more or less solid plastic.
[20:42] <Hana Sagusa> what do you mean..
[20:42] <Hana Sagusa> ..you're f[BLEEP]king kidding me
[20:42] * @The Impresario taps the "mannequin".
[20:42] <@The Impresario> No. Listen. See? Solid.
[20:42] <Suu> ...
[20:42] <Jake_Nelson> Could you please say that last thing a little louder? Please?
[20:42] <@The Impresario> SOLID.
[20:43] * Jake_Nelson waves to Suu. Hello there, you look lovely as always!
[20:43] <@The Impresario> He is fueled by the thought-power of a conciousness.
[20:43] <@The Impresario> The same way your TV recieves signals from a broadcast tower.
[20:44] <Jake_Nelson> ...
[20:44] <Jake_Nelson> Okay, I'm going to assume I didn't bump my head on the way in...
[20:44] <Hana Sagusa> ....
[20:44] <Jake_Nelson> So... what do we do?
[20:44] * Jake_Nelson looks at the gun growing from Jack Dinsdale.
[20:44] <Hana Sagusa> ...so he's a big hunk of plastic controlled by space things?
[20:44] <Jake_Nelson> ...
[20:44] <@The Impresario> To put it simply. yes.
[20:44] <@The Impresario> An "auton"
[20:45] <@The Impresario> Autonomous agent.
[20:45] <Suu> Has anyone seen Allie-chan?
[20:45] <@The Impresario> Not since last night.
[20:45] <Suu> I hope she's okay.
[20:46] <Suu> it...was pretty bad
[20:46] <Jake_Nelson> What happned last night?
[20:46] * Jake_Nelson turns to Suu.
[20:46] <Hana Sagusa> so what is space plastic guy doing here
[20:47] <Jake_Nelson> I can help you find somebody if they are missing, Miss Suu.
[20:47] <Suu> there...was this...attack.
[20:47] <Suu> something bad attacked the city...
[20:47] * Jake_Nelson nods.
[20:47] <Suu> and...for some reason...it was after me...
[20:47] <Suu> then it got Allie-chan and possessed her
[20:47] <Hana Sagusa> I still can't belive I missed a fight ><
[20:47] <Suu> we all had to pool spiritual energy to save her
[20:49] <Jake_Nelson> But did the magic work at helping her?
[20:49] <@The Impresario> From what I saw, yes.
[20:50] * Suu nods...
[20:50] <Suu> I kinda passed out after it was all done
[20:51] <Hana Sagusa> so who get possessed?
[20:51] <Hana Sagusa> *got
[20:52] * Jake_Nelson shivers at the word.
[20:53] <@The Impresario> Allison Blitz.
[20:53] <Hana Sagusa> ...who is that
[20:54] <Jake_Nelson> ...A young Psychic girl.
[20:54] <Hana Sagusa> ..never heard of her
[20:56] <Jake_Nelson> She's rather headstrong... and can project illusions.
[20:56] <Hana Sagusa> seriously?
[20:57] <Jake_Nelson> I think, yes.
[20:59] <Jake_Nelson> I'm um... REALLY unfamiliar about the workings of magic. I um... tried to avoid it. Didn't seem safe.
[21:00] <Suu> they went after me and her because we went to Aokigahara a while ago
[21:00] * Hana Sagusa is utterly confused
[21:01] <Suu> me, her, Mike and then some other people...
[21:02] <Jake_Nelson> ...Isn't that where people go to... um... you know.
[21:02] <Jake_Nelson> I um... I should go lie down.
[21:03] * Jake_Nelson looks a little dizzy.
[21:03] * Jake_Nelson heads up to the blue room.
[21:03] * Jake_Nelson closes the door.
[21:03] *** Jake_Nelson [Main.Office@Called_Shots.com] has quit IRC (Lies down.)
[21:04] <Hana Sagusa> weirdo
[21:04] <@The Impresario> /me takes "Dinsdale" and props him up.
[21:04] <@The Impresario> Hmm.
[21:05] <Suu> ...
[21:05] <@The Impresario> So he was warning about a mysterious someone wanting an Atlantean artifact.
[21:05] <Suu> I probably shouldn't have told him
[21:05] <Hana Sagusa> what do we do with the space dummy?
[21:05] <@The Impresario> Nelson has a right to know.
[21:05] <@The Impresario> If he's going to be hanging around here he needs knowledge.
[21:05] <Hana Sagusa> ...what's an atlantean?
[21:05] <@The Impresario> The "Dummy"...
[21:06] <@The Impresario> what a sad name.
[21:06] <@The Impresario> Poor fool doesn't even realize he's an Auton.
[21:06] <@The Impresario> Atlantean. Denizen of Atlantis. Ancient Civilisation from thousands of years ago.
[21:07] * @The Impresario goes to the kitchen.
[21:07] <Hana Sagusa> ..what?
[21:07] <@Ryan> Threw great parties.
[21:07] * @The Impresario comes back, thinking better of his plan.
[21:07] <Hana Sagusa> seriously?
[21:07] <@Ryan> Always.
[21:08] <Suu> Are you OK, Ryan?
[21:09] <@Ryan> Besides needing more sleep and the fact that my joints and bones are aching like I'm a old fossil, I'm doing OK considering!
[21:10] * Suu chuckles a bit...
[21:11] <@Ryan> How are you, Suu?
[21:11] * @The Impresario sits on the foot of V. Sofa
[21:12] * flame_SNIPER kicks the guy lightly with her foot.
[21:12] <flame_SNIPER> You. Who the hell are you, anyway?
[21:12] * @The Impresario hands Rei pamphlet.
[21:12] * flame_SNIPER reads
[21:12] <flame_SNIPER> 9_9
[21:12] * Hana Sagusa leans against a wall...pulling out a cigerette..and lighting it up
[21:13] * flame_SNIPER shrugs
[21:13] <Suu> Outside please.
[21:14] <Hana Sagusa> eh?
[21:14] <Suu> Smoke outside.
[21:15] <Hana Sagusa> ....why
[21:16] <Yaijinden> Because the rest of us have to smoke with you if you light up in here.
[21:16] <Yaijinden> I don't smoke tobacco.
[21:16] <Hana Sagusa> hmph..
[21:16] * Hana Sagusa walks outside and smokes
[21:19] * @The Impresario leans on the sofa and closes his eyes
[21:22] <Suu> ...do you think it'll come back?
[21:24] * Hana Sagusa watches the cars go by
[21:24] <Suu> Oh...The window upstairs in one of the guest bedrooms got all scratched up...
[21:25] <@The Impresario> I don't know, I wasn't here.
[21:25] * @The Impresario calls a repairman
[21:28] <@Ryan> If the creepy Fingernail creature returns, this time I'll chop off his head. Saves me the effort of having to fight a fracking swarm again. Unless that doesn't work then I'll just grenade his ass.
[21:29] <Suu> ...
[21:29] * Suu starts crying
[21:29] <@Ryan> ...Did I say something wrong?
[21:30] <@The Impresario> She's overwhelmed.
[21:30] * Hana Sagusa tosses the cigerette onto the ground and stomps on it
[21:30] <@Ryan> Ah/
[21:31] * @Ryan goes over to Suu... and awkwardly pats her on the head in an attempt at comfort
[21:31] <Suu> watch the hair
[21:31] <@Ryan> watching
[21:32] * Hana Sagusa walks back in and leans against a wall
[21:33] * @Ryan suddenly does a MAGIC TRICK to cheer up Suu! Watch how Ryan pulls out a random object from his pockets! Watch how he makes it disappears! Watch how it suddenly ends up floating in the air!
[21:34] <@Ryan> Magic!
[21:35] <@Ryan> (Or a clever usage of sleight-of-hand and telekinesis. Whatever works)
[21:35] <@The Impresario> Jedi mind tricks.
[21:35] <@Ryan> They only work on the weak mind
[21:36] <Hana Sagusa> @_@...
[21:37] <@Ryan> The audience is dazzled by my antics!
[21:37] <Hana Sagusa> @__@ wha?
[21:39] * @Ryan grabs the random object out of the air and puts it back into his pockets
[21:40] <@Ryan> One magic trick a day, folks. Otherwise you'd all become jaded by it.
[21:40] * Hana Sagusa shakes her head to clear her..well..head
[21:47] <Hana Sagusa> whoa..
[21:49] * @Ryan bows for his audience
[21:50] <@Ryan> Thank you, thank you! I'm here all week! Please try out the soup and compliment your waiter!
[21:53] <Hana Sagusa> um..fine?
[22:06] * Hana Sagusa sits on the Q sofa
[22:06] * flame_SNIPER heads home to sleep
[22:07] <@The Impresario> Crossing emergencies.
[22:07] <Hana Sagusa> seeya old woman
[22:07] <@Ryan> I'll cross YOUR emergencies.
[22:07] *** flame_SNIPER [hinor@globalcom.com] has left #suburbansenshi2 (At least I can legally buy a drink kid.)
[22:08] <@The Impresario> Dont' cross the streams
[22:08] * @Ryan IS ALREADY CROSSING THE STREAMS
[22:08] <@The Impresario> ...Looking back, I wonder if that was a pee metaphor.
[22:08] <@Ryan> IT WAS A HONOR TO KNOW YOU, MISTER IMPY
[22:08] * Hana Sagusa snickers
[22:08] <@Ryan> I loved the Ghostbusters video game
[22:09] <@Ryan> BECAUSE it allowed you to cross the streams
[22:09] <@Ryan> And when it did, you got hurt bad
[22:09] <@Ryan> Usually knocked off your feet in an explosion
[22:10] <@Ryan> "Don't cross the streams, kid!" TOO LATE LOL
[22:11] <@The Impresario> XD
[22:11] <@Ryan> If ever you get a PS3 or a 360, I recommend that game.
[22:12] <@The Impresario> I will probably get a ps3 as the ps4 comes out
[22:12] <@Ryan> Damn good system.
[22:12] <@Ryan> The only problem was the f[BLEEP]king cost.
[22:12] <@Ryan> Well, there's a second problem. That was with future models. The lack of backwards compatibility.
[22:13] <Hana Sagusa> (( I have to stick with my DS ))
[22:13] <Hana Sagusa> (( as of now I can't afford to get any other console ))
[22:14] <@Ryan> Thankfully they started to drop in price since last year.
[22:15] <Hana Sagusa> (( yeah waiting for prices to get low enough to afford them ))
[22:16] <@Ryan> A good strategy!
[22:22] <Hana Sagusa> (( that's how I got my gamecube when I got that thing ))
[22:22] * Hana Sagusa ideally kicks her feet
[22:36] * @The Impresario hops onto V. Sofa and sits next to Dinsdale.
[22:38] <Hana Sagusa> ...maybe we can pose him in strange postions
[22:39] <@The Impresario> ...Let's not.
[22:40] <Hana Sagusa> why not..it will be helierious
[22:42] * Hana Sagusa laughs
[22:43] * @The Impresario shrugs
[22:43] <@The Impresario> go for it then.
[22:43] <@The Impresario> Just remember he's a potentially hostile alien slave with guns in his hands.
[22:43] <@Ryan> Be kinda d[BLEEP]kish, to be honest.
[22:43] * Hana Sagusa stands....and then stops
[22:43] <Hana Sagusa> ....um....
[22:43] <Hana Sagusa> nevermind then
[22:43] * Hana Sagusa sits back down
[22:43] <Hana Sagusa> NOT THAT I'M A COWARD
[22:45] <@Ryan> No one said you were! Just cautious and intelligent.
[22:49] * Hana Sagusa nods..sure of herself
[22:50] * @The Impresario yawns ands stretches
[22:50] <@The Impresario> Today is moving slowly.
[22:51] <@Ryan> I've noticed!
[22:52] <@Ryan> Just one of those days.
[22:52] <Hana Sagusa> yeah....makes me want to punch things
[22:52] <@The Impresario>
[22:53] <Hana Sagusa> YEAH LIKE THAT
[23:08] <Hana Sagusa> NEED MORE OF THAT
[23:09] <@The Impresario>
[23:10] <Hana Sagusa> (( X..have you watched..THE ULTIMATE MAN FILM yet? ))
[23:11] *** Not yet XD
[23:12] <Hana Sagusa> (( XD ))
[23:13] <Hana Sagusa> YEAH!!!!
[23:21] <Hana Sagusa> YEAAAAAH!!
[23:21] * Hana Sagusa pumps her fists in excitment
[23:22] <@The Impresario> That girl needs to go to a gym
[23:26] <Hana Sagusa> MAN I FEEL SO DAMN PUMPED NOW
[23:28] * Hana Sagusa grins, hitting her fist against the palm of her hand
[23:29] <@Wolfwood> (( This is too cool not to show, so I will ))
[23:30] <@Wolfwood> Das Picture, Some site content NSFW
[23:30] <Hana Sagusa> (( heh cool ))
[23:31] <@The Impresario> Oh Sankaku/
[23:31] <@The Impresario> I surf you every now and then.
[23:32] <@The Impresario> I Wish I was liek you.
[23:34] <@Wolfwood> The lol worthy articles do get me from time to time.
[23:35] <@Wolfwood> Also hi kids
[23:37] <Hana Sagusa> YO!
[23:37] * Hana Sagusa is...jumping from foot to foot...
[23:38] <@The Impresario> Hey Wolf
[23:39] <@Wolfwood> What are we up to?
[23:40] <@The Impresario> Chillaxing
[23:40] <Hana Sagusa> GETTING PUMPED
[23:42] <@Wolfwood> Fun times.
[23:42] <@Wolfwood> I am working on event things.
[23:42] <@Wolfwood> I hope to do the first episode next weekend.
[23:43] <@The Impresario> I should be here
[23:43] <@The Impresario> Got myself a nice 4 day weekend
[23:44] <@Wolfwood> Noice
[23:45] <@The Impresario> Also. Goddamn Gemini Sunrise's character design is f[BLEEP]king complicated.
[23:45] <@The Impresario> Details upon details.
[23:45] <Hana Sagusa> (( yes..yes it is XD ))
[23:46] <@The Impresario> Minako is easy. Move head to just about any body. But NO Gemini has to wear western wear.
[23:46] <@The Impresario> With piping and frills and s[BLEEP]t.
[23:46] <@Wolfwood> (( Uh. Speaking of. ))
[23:46] <@The Impresario> And her hair is everywhere.
[23:46] <@The Impresario> EVERYWHERE
[23:46] <@The Impresario> not like Sakura's where it's just two more bangs
[23:46] <@The Impresario> But loops and whirls and s[BLEEP]t
[23:47] <@The Impresario> Yes Wolf
[23:47] <@The Impresario> I'm pretty much on the OOC side of the fence now XD
[23:47] <@Wolfwood> I am working on das Steampunk Western outfit
[23:47] <@The Impresario> Oh snap
[23:49] <@Wolfwood> (( Going to attempt to do some half-fangled "Man with no name" bullet proof vest here when I get back to PA, maybe a gatling gun too. ))
[23:50] <@The Impresario> (( dude you ever see cyborg lincoln with the gatling? ))
[23:50] <@Wolfwood> gigantic steam powered gatling gun on a mount like the one in Aliens
[23:51] <@Wolfwood> (( My wallpaper sir ))
[23:52] <@The Impresario> Niiiice.
[23:55] <@Wolfwood> I need to learn better shooping skills when it pertains to venus
[23:55] <@Wolfwood> Or, well, in general
[23:57] <@The Impresario> I haven't done art in a long spell.
[23:58] <@The Impresario> I was broken for pretty much half a year.
[23:58] <@The Impresario> I'm just now resuming.
[23:59] <@Wolfwood> I don't know how to do a lot of simple crap yet.
[23:59] <@The Impresario> I want to write but
[23:59] <@The Impresario> everything just ends up dark and depressing
[00:00] <@Wolfwood> What version of photoshop do you have.
[00:00] <@The Impresario> CS5
[00:00] <Hana Sagusa> (( LUCKY! I only had CS3 ))
[00:00] <Hana Sagusa> (( had being the keyword ))
[00:00] <@The Impresario> Luck had nothing to do with it, sir
[00:01] <@The Impresario> I assure you.
[00:01] <@Wolfwood> CS4 for me
[00:01] * Hana Sagusa is now known as UltraMatt
[00:01] * UltraMatt nods
[00:02] <@Wolfwood> hacked version at that
[00:02] <@The Impresario> Mm.
[00:02] <@The Impresario> 4 and 5 aren't that far apart really.
[00:04] <@Wolfwood> only version I had before was Photoshop ver. 2
[00:04] <@The Impresario> Wow.
[00:04] <@The Impresario> oh CS2
[00:04] <@The Impresario> not 2 XD
[00:04] <@The Impresario> I started on 5.0
[00:04] <@The Impresario> before all the CS stuff
[00:04] <@Wolfwood> no no
[00:04] <@Wolfwood> like 2.0
[00:05] <@Wolfwood> EARLY ghetto photoshop
[00:06] <@The Impresario> oh S[BLEEP]T.
[00:06] <@The Impresario> Niiice.
[00:06] <@Wolfwood> yea.
[00:10] <@Wolfwood> Well i'm out.
[00:11] <@Wolfwood> Take care all.
[00:11] <@The Impresario> Cya!
[00:12] <UltraMatt> seeya!
[00:13] *** @Wolfwood [Cliché _Email@Genericdotcomaddress.com] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Disconnect and self destruct one bullet at a time. What's your rush now? Everyone will have his day to die )
[00:16] * Hana Sagusa tires out..and lays down on the floor..huffing and puffing...
[00:17] * @The Impresario chuckles
[00:18] <Hana Sagusa> ye..yeah........tough....yeah....
[00:20] <Hana Sagusa> gonna....fi..fight...
[00:20] <Hana Sagusa> ugh...
[00:26] <Hana Sagusa> ...tired
[00:32] <@The Impresario> Heh clearly you need an energy drink.
[00:35] <Hana Sagusa> ..maybe...
[00:47] * Hana Sagusa falls asleep...
[00:47] * Hana Sagusa sleeps..right there..in the middle of the room
[00:52] * @Ryan suddenly rides in on a Tauntaun
[00:53] * Hana Sagusa snoressss...
[00:53] * @Ryan hopes his Tauntaun doesn't crap on the floor
[00:56] <Hana Sagusa> zzzzz
[00:56] * @The Impresario turns the AC on to Hoth-level cold.
[00:56] <@Ryan> Thanks!
[00:57] <@Ryan> Come pet my Tauntaun!
[00:57] * @The Impresario chuckles
[00:57] * @The Impresario goes and pets it
[00:57] * Hana Sagusa shivers...
[00:58] * Ryan's Tauntaun makes that Tauntaun noise in approvement!
[00:59] <@Ryan> Unfortunately I can't keep this sucker around here for long. It needs really really cold weather. Which is why I'm gonna vanish real fast and return this!
[00:59] * @Ryan VANISHES MYSTERIOUSLY with his Tauntaun!
[01:00] * @The Impresario fixes temperature.
[01:00] * Hana Sagusa snorts and wakes up
[01:00] <Hana Sagusa> ...huh..wha..
[01:00] * @Ryan suddenly RETURNS
[01:01] <@Ryan> You just missed petting a Tauntaun.
[01:03] <Hana Sagusa> a what???
[01:03] <@Ryan> A Tauntaun!
[01:04] * @Ryan pulls out a book and shows you the entry on Tauntauns
[01:04] <@Ryan> (yes there's a clickable link on the word book)
[01:04] <Quilliam Fyre> (( I had to look up what it meant to be a "Friend of Bill" ))
[01:06] <@Ryan> (( Ah, the twelve steps. ))
[01:13] <Hana Sagusa> .....weird
[01:20] <Hana Sagusa> ..the creature I mean
[01:21] <@Ryan> More like Awesome!
[01:22] <Hana Sagusa> whatever >.>
[01:37] <Hana Sagusa> I'm gonna head out...seeya you all later
[01:38] <@Ryan> Night!
[01:39] * @The Impresario stretches out on the floor and relaxes
[01:40] *** Hana Sagusa has left #suburbansenshi2
[01:41] <@Ryan> Impy carpet!
[01:41] <@The Impresario> hells no
[01:42] <@Ryan> hells yes!
[01:43] * @The Impresario hops back on a sofa
[01:43] <@Ryan> party pooper
[01:43] <@Ryan> there goes my plans to advertise an impy carpet collection
[01:51] <@The Impresario> /em stretches out on V. Sofa
[01:51] <@The Impresario> ...
[01:51] <@The Impresario> Which begs the question...
[01:51] <@The Impresario> Where the hell did Dinsdale go.
[01:52] <@The Impresario> He was lying right here.
[01:52] <@Ryan> Goddamn Auton walked away!
[01:52] <@Ryan> Or someone teleported him away
[01:53] <@Ryan> Or he's invisible.
[01:53] <@The Impresario> I really must be more observant.
[01:54] <@Ryan> I blame society.
[01:57] <@The Impresario> Tch.
[01:59] <@Ryan> Pffffffffffff
[01:59] <Quilliam Fyre> You think that tracker I put on him still works?
[02:00] <@The Impresario> I don't know, we can try it!
[02:01] <@Ryan> Good idea!
[02:01] * Quilliam Fyre boots up his iPad-like device.
[02:01] <Quilliam Fyre> I really got to stop letting Steve Jobs come over. He keeps stealing my ideas.
[02:03] <@The Impresario> Does yours lose reception if you grab it on the left side like YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BUT THE BLOODY ENGINEERS FORGOT YOUR FINGERS CAN BRIDGE THE ANTENNA GAP AND WHEN QUESTIONED ALL THEY CAN SAY IS "YOU'RE HOLDING TI WRONG"
[02:03] <@Ryan> Someone clearly has issues over the iPad.
[02:04] <@The Impresario> (( it's an iphone 4 flaw ))
[02:04] <@The Impresario> (( a stupidly obvious one ))
[02:04] <@Ryan> (( This is why I recommend getting nothing Apple! You're supporting Satan. And you will burn in the depths of Hell for all of eternity. REPENT ))
[02:05] <@The Impresario> (( nah still getting it XD ))
[02:06] <@The Impresario> (( it affects southpaws more than right handed folk ))
[02:06] <@Ryan> (( HEATHEN! ))
[02:10] * @Ryan coughs
[02:10] <@Ryan> Anyway!
[02:10] <@Ryan> Tracking device!
[02:11] <Quilliam Fyre> Push button
[02:11] <Quilliam Fyre> recieve signal
[02:12] <@The Impresario> ...
[02:12] <@The Impresario> It's the other side of the street...
[02:12] <@The Impresario> MY HOUSE.
[02:12] * @The Impresario goes to head for the door... but the signal changes..
[02:13] <Quilliam Fyre> O_O
[02:13] <@The Impresario> It's... showing up... here...
[02:13] *** You see Sakura's TARDIS slowly materialize in the Livingroom
[02:13] *** Then you see it start to distort madly, as if being sucked in and pushed out of itself
[02:14] <Quilliam Fyre> !
[02:14] *** The room fills with a brither and brighter light as it continues to distort
[02:14] <@Ryan> Ah, crap.
[02:14] *** then things seem to go dark as normal lighting resumes, and a silence falls for a moment after the rush of the implosion
[02:15] <Quilliam Fyre> ...
[02:15] <@The Impresario> It's... been... destroyed...
[02:15] <Quilliam Fyre> what happened.
[02:15] <Quilliam Fyre> how did that happen
[02:15] <@Ryan> What the hell.
[02:15] <@The Impresario> I don't...
[02:15] <@The Impresario> I hope Gemini wasn't inside...
[02:15] <Gemini Sunrise> Nope.
[02:16] <Quilliam Fyre> go check
[02:16] * Gemini Sunrise comes in in a huff
[02:16] <Quilliam Fyre> or not
[02:16] <Gemini Sunrise> Impy ah just saw Sakura's TARDIS vanish...
[02:16] <@The Impresario> Yes it came here and then imploded..
[02:16] <@Ryan> Someone's trying to move certain pieces off the board.
[02:16] <Gemini Sunrise> But there was somethin' left behind...
[02:16] * Gemini Sunrise shows a ticket for one to Hawaii
[02:16] <@The Impresario> ...
[02:17] <@The Impresario> That's Sakura's travel ticket!
[02:17] * @The Impresario concentrates
[02:17] <@The Impresario> I've got part of her biodata in me...
[02:17] * @The Impresario exhales a bit
[02:17] <@The Impresario> I still feel her presence.
[02:17] <@The Impresario> She's not dead or anything.
[02:18] <Gemini Sunrise> But what does it mean?
[02:18] <@The Impresario> Did Minako say why she and Xadium and Sakura were going on holiday?
[02:18] <@Ryan> No TARDIS for you!
[02:18] <Gemini Sunrise> Ah wasn't here :P
[02:18] <@The Impresario> Sorry. Yes.
[02:19] <@The Impresario> The ticket...
[02:19] <@The Impresario> "Kaotoca Travel"
[02:19] <@The Impresario> ^Kaotica
[02:19] <@The Impresario> That doesn't smell right.
[02:23] <@The Impresario> Quilliam, can you check this travel agency?
[02:23] <Quilliam Fyre> Did they win the trip?
[02:23] * Quilliam Fyre runs a search
[02:23] <@The Impresario> I don't know
[02:23] *** You find no records.
[02:23] <@Ryan> It sounds like... THREE TICKETS TO PARADISE AND I DON'T WANNA GO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[02:24] <@Ryan> ...Sorry. Had to make that reference. (And yes I know it was two in the song instead of three)
[02:25] <Quilliam Fyre> Okay
[02:25] <Quilliam Fyre> Let's look in the rest of the multiverse
[02:26] * Quilliam Fyre checks the "other dimensions" box in Google
[02:26] *** No records, except for one such agency advertising in a spam email from Nigeria
[02:27] <Quilliam Fyre> huh
[02:27] * Quilliam Fyre looks into that
[02:28] *** The Spammer in question was found dead, of old age. Only problem? He was 25 and did not have Progeria.
[02:30] <Quilliam Fyre> ...
[02:30] * Quilliam Fyre runs a search on that... symptom
[02:31] <@Ryan> The game is afoot!
[02:31] *** Causes: Sudden Temporal Acceleration, caused usually by envelopment in a fast moving time field, or exposure to a Time Destructor.
[02:32] <Quilliam Fyre> Time... Destructor?
[02:32] * Quilliam Fyre looks that up
[02:32] * Quilliam Fyre 's iPad-like device could multi-task from the start, btw
[02:33] *** A small device, easy enough to carry, the Time Destructor would only work once, until its taranium core exhausted itself. It could accelerate or reverse the flow of time, with devastating effect, as controlled by a switch. The TARDIS offered immunity from the distortions to the time flow. Once the Time Destructor had burnt itself out, its effects reversed for the survivors, though not for those killed by it.
[02:33] <@The Impresario> That device would be easily spotted by the Time Lords.
[02:33] <@The Impresario> I don't think that would be it. I favor the former idea.
[02:33] <@The Impresario> A simple time acceleration field.
[02:37] <@The Impresario> I don't like where this is going...
[02:37] <@Ryan> Dundundunnnnnnnnnnnnnn
[02:38] <Quilliam Fyre> ....
[02:38] <@The Impresario> Someone with a grasp of time manipulation technology.
[02:40] * Quilliam Fyre nods
[02:40] <Quilliam Fyre> I'm going to go scouting.
[02:40] <Quilliam Fyre> Maybe see if I can find some other cases
[02:40] <@The Impresario> Okay.
[02:40] * Quilliam Fyre puts on his wizard hat and robe
[02:40] *** Quilliam Fyre [blue.dragon@28670.shinobitech.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Until next time! *dash!*)
[02:42] * @Ryan puts on his top hat and monocle and simply sits there and sips Dr. Pepper
[02:43] * @The Impresario sits there as well
[02:43] <@The Impresario> IT's too easy.
[02:43] <@The Impresario> It's like we're being spoonfed.
[02:43] <@The Impresario> Why destroy her TARDIS but leave a ticket that leads to odd clues.
[02:44] <@Ryan> It must be the mysterious phantom menace behind all of this.
[02:44] <Gemini Sunrise> A mistake?
[02:44] <@The Impresario> ¬_¬
[02:44] <@Ryan> Or someone on that side wants you to find out what they're doing.
[02:44] <@The Impresario> okaywhothef[BLEEP]kevenwasthegoddamnmenacebecausetheyneversaidiwsweartogoditwasjarjar
[02:45] <@Ryan> (( SIDIOUS ))
[02:45] <@The Impresario> Think about it Jar Jar was the one who handed power over.
[02:45] <@The Impresario> Everyone else indluding Sidious got mangled and f[BLEEP]ked up
[02:45] <@The Impresario> But do we ever see Jar Jar again?
[02:45] <@The Impresario> No.
[02:45] <@The Impresario> F[BLEEP]ker slid back into the shadows.
[02:45] <@Ryan> Jar Jar was a kind-hearted goof ball. Nothing more.
[02:45] <@The Impresario> Sat back and reaped the whirlwind my friend.
[02:46] <@The Impresario> YES YOU SEE
[02:46] <@The Impresario> EVEN YOU
[02:46] <@The Impresario> EVEN YOU BUY THE LIE
[02:46] <@The Impresario> THE DECEPTION.
[02:46] <@Ryan> Because there's NOT one. It's ALL IN YOUR HEAD.
[02:46] * @The Impresario is a JAr-JAr Binks Truther.
[02:46] * @The Impresario is also the ONLY Jar-Jar Binks Truther.
[02:47] <@Ryan> Focus on the real menace at hand and not the Jerry Lewis-type goof.
[02:47] * @The Impresario calms down
[02:50] <@The Impresario> So you think someone is helping us?
[02:51] <@Ryan> It's possible.
[02:51] <@Ryan> It's also possible that this is a trap.
[02:51] <@Ryan> Just keep all realistic possibilities open.
[02:52] * @The Impresario nods, yawning
[02:53] <@Ryan> Tired? Go to bed already if you need to! XD
[02:53] * @The Impresario chills, not wanting to think anymore
[02:53] <@The Impresario> nah i'm staying around but no more strategizing for me
[02:54] <@The Impresario> you could edit our findings into the dinsdale conspiracy though <_<
[02:54] <@Ryan> Holy s[BLEEP]t I forgot about that
[02:55] * @The Impresario has decided it's the best way to keep track of ongoing stuff. perfect use for a wiki
[02:56] <@Ryan> it's also weird because whatever wiki magic you use, it doesn't show up whenever the page was created or whenever it's edited
[02:56] <@Ryan> Ergo you gotta search it out
[02:57] <@The Impresario> maybe because i'ma superuser?
[02:57] <@Ryan> What rank am I? I know I have one but I forget the name for it
[02:58] <@The Impresario> lord if i kno
[02:58] <@The Impresario> w
[02:58] <@The Impresario> my wiki fu is weak
[02:59] <@Ryan> XD
[02:59] <@Ryan> not the only one!
[02:59] <@The Impresario> this is when i could use Moonsueir dooky XD
[02:59] <@The Impresario> god i can't spell
[02:59] <@The Impresario> monsieur dooky
[03:00] <@Ryan> I have no idea what happened to Dooky. I know he was doing that comic of his but he vanished around March of this year.
[03:00] <@The Impresario> Mmm.
[03:01] <@Ryan> goddammit
[03:01] <@Ryan> its late and i'm trying to remember a word here
[03:01] <@The Impresario> bombastic.
[03:01] <@The Impresario> mr. fantastic.
[03:02] <@Ryan> no not those two
[03:02] <@The Impresario> streptococcus
[03:02] <@Ryan> coincidental am I thinking of?
[03:03] <@The Impresario> i dunno yoda you tell me
[03:03] <@The Impresario> i mean
[03:03] <@The Impresario> tell me you must
[03:03] <@Ryan> the word i was thinking of that might be
[03:03] <@Ryan> late is the hour and updating this i am
[03:04] <@The Impresario> coincidentally
[03:08] <@Ryan> jesus christ
[03:08] <@Ryan> even when i'm tired i'm motherf[BLEEP]king verbose
[03:09] <@Ryan> someone's gonna have to trim this when i'm done
[03:09] <@The Impresario> lol
[03:09] <@Ryan> becdause i wrote a f[BLEEP]king paragraph
[03:09] <@Ryan> which might have been good if this was a more indepth summary of events but it isn;t
[03:10] <@Ryan> hell, i bet i could just trim it myself by cutting everytying except sakura's TARDIS was destroyed by the baddies behind this
[03:12] <@Ryan> F[BLEEP]k it, paragraph's up for now. I'll trim it later today unless someone beats me to it
[03:12] <@The Impresario> thansk
[03:12] <@The Impresario> imma crash nao
[03:13] <@Ryan> have a good night
[03:13] <@The Impresario> u2
[03:17] *** @The Impresario [reijin.x.kurataru@TARDIS2010.sen] has left #suburbansenshi2 (crash)
[11:51] <@Ryan> goddamit x i wish you were online right now
[11:52] <@Ryan> i have the bbc working perfectly on my VLC player
[11:52] <@Ryan> without having to download anything at all
[11:52] *** Beauty_Queen [BeautyQueen@OverlordsCastle.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[11:53] * Beauty_Queen sits up. "Eh... what happened?"
[11:53] <@Ryan> ?
[11:54] <@Ryan> also hi!
[11:54] * Beauty_Queen yells for one of the Prinnies and they talk for a bit before she kicks it away and stands up.
[11:56] * Beauty_Queen cracks her knuckles. "When I get my hands on that vamprie and that elf they're going to pay!"
[11:57] <@Ryan> ??
[11:59] <Prinny> Your fault too Dood! You got drunk too dood! Don't blame the elf for stopping the fight Dood! You can blame the vampire as he started it Dood.
[12:00] * Beauty_Queen kicks the Prinny across the room.
[12:05] <@Ryan> obviously this is an internal matter and therefore i won't be getting involved
[12:06] <@Ryan> but i will say this: if you're really displeased by your current help then it might be a good idea to hire new workers
[12:08] <Beauty_Queen> .... Normal demons cost too much
[12:11] <@Ryan> Get a job!
[12:13] <Beauty_Queen> I have one. I'm a vassel to an overloard.
[12:13] <Beauty_Queen> Though we're haveing a fight right now so I left
[12:35] <@Ryan> Then you need to get some other source of monies
[12:35] <@Ryan> because you probably need it
[12:35] <@Ryan> and i am extremely distracted ATM
[12:35] <@Ryan> due to watching the BBC on my PC and waiting for doctor who to come on in 30 minutes
[14:50] <Yaijinden> guys
[14:50] <Yaijinden> I found this game
[14:50] <Yaijinden> where you scream at things to win
[14:50] <Yaijinden> and I screamed at them
[14:50] <Yaijinden> AWESOME REWARD
[18:21] <@DisgruntledDuelist> DAMNIT, THEY WONT LET YOU REENACT THE BIGGEST CAUSE OF INFANT DEATHS
[18:22] <@DisgruntledDuelist> where is the realism i tell ya
[20:32] // GINGA net.news FLASH // · · Well, this must be one of the most epic "I told you so" moments in the history of consumer electronics. Professor Gert Frølund Pedersen, an antenna expert over at Denmark's Aalborg University, managed to get his concerns about the iPhone 4's external antennae on the record a cool two weeks before the phone was even released · ·
[20:48] <@DisgruntledDuelist> bwahaha, lesson, never buy tech on first release
[20:51] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:51] * Matsumi Kaze walks in, bandage on her forehead, drinking some cream soda
[20:51] <Matsumi Kaze> yo!
[21:01] <Matsumi Kaze> huh quiet
[21:01] <Matsumi Kaze> huh quiet
[21:01] <Matsumi Kaze> (( whoops! ))
[21:01] * Matsumi Kaze looks around
[21:02] <Matsumi Kaze> huh
[21:03] <Matsumi Kaze> ..why did I come heere aga..OH YEAH
[21:03] * Matsumi Kaze runs down the library
[21:03] * Matsumi Kaze is away: work to do!
[21:09] *** Suu [FourLeafClover@clampgakuen.ac.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:09] <Suu> ...*sigh* it's so...eerie
[21:10] <Suu> everyone's on edge because of those...things..
[21:13] <Matsumi Kaze> hi!
[21:13] * Matsumi Kaze pokes her head out from the door
[21:13] * Matsumi Kaze has her sleeves rolled up and dust all over her face
[21:16] <Matsumi Kaze> hi, suu
[21:17] <Suu> Hi Matsumi...What are you up to?
[21:18] <Matsumi Kaze> doing some reorganizing of the library
[21:18] <Matsumi Kaze> putting in a new section
[21:18] <Matsumi Kaze> how about you?
[21:19] * Matsumi Kaze has a bandage over her forehead
[21:22] <Suu> I just got home from shopping
[21:22] <Suu> a lot of people are talking about the...things attacking
[21:24] <Matsumi Kaze> ooooh...
[21:24] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah I had students talking about it in class today
[21:24] <Matsumi Kaze> do you have a towel?
[21:27] *** David O`Cain [JRPMoonSoldier@MKArmyRanger.mil] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:27] <David O`Cain> Evening. (tosses a can into the trash)
[21:29] * Matsumi Kaze shrugs
[21:29] <Matsumi Kaze> I'll be back later
[21:29] <Matsumi Kaze> have to add in these shelves
[21:29] * Matsumi Kaze heads back downstairs
[21:29] * Matsumi Kaze is away 
[21:30] <David O`Cain> Hi and bye, Matsumi.
[21:40] * David O`Cain finds himself an empty seat
[21:42] <David O`Cain> Hmm, quiet night.
[21:42] * Matsumi Kaze is back
[21:42] <Matsumi Kaze> well I think that's enough for now
[21:43] <Matsumi Kaze> /M wipes her brow...
[21:43] * Matsumi Kaze ^
[21:44] <Suu> What did you do down there?
[21:45] <Matsumi Kaze> added in...a romance section
[21:45] <David O`Cain> Nice.
[21:46] <David O`Cain> So, what's been going on here lately?
[21:46] <Suu> Romance? Like..
[21:46] <Matsumi Kaze> well let's see..
[21:47] <Matsumi Kaze> we have those paperback ones...I put in some of the classics..sense and sensibility..pride and prejedece is in that section...
[21:47] <Matsumi Kaze> and some of the newer stuff
[21:48] <Suu> Like...
[21:48] * Suu blushes a bit
[21:48] <Suu> how to books?
[21:49] <Matsumi Kaze> nope....those are in the self-help section
[21:50] <Matsumi Kaze> that is near the psychology section I belive
[21:51] <David O`Cain> Your library's getting pretty expansive, isn't it?
[21:51] * Suu goes downstairs...
[21:51] <Suu> I've got to do some research!
[21:52] <Matsumi Kaze> heh..remember to sign the books out if you're taking them
[21:54] <Suu> Okay!
[21:54] <Matsumi Kaze> have fun!
[21:55] * Matsumi Kaze smiles
[21:56] <David O`Cain> Enjoy, Suu.
[21:56] <Matsumi Kaze> love helping people..
[21:58] * Matsumi Kaze sits at the bar with her cream soda
[21:58] <David O`Cain> Glad to hear that. Say, what's been going on around here as of late?
[21:58] <Matsumi Kaze> oh..alot of stuff
[22:00] <David O`Cain> Such as?
[22:01] <Matsumi Kaze> we had attacks...
[22:01] <Matsumi Kaze> by living nails apperently
[22:01] <Matsumi Kaze> I wasn't here so I can only go by what I was told
[22:04] * Suu comes back upstairs with an armload of books with various titles
[22:04] <Matsumi Kaze> heh..I see you found some things
[22:06] <David O`Cain> Wait, living nails?
[22:07] <Matsumi Kaze> apperently
[22:09] <David O`Cain> Any idea the source of the attack?
[22:10] * Suu has a bunch of "How to please your guy" books and one bodice ripper
[22:10] <Matsumi Kaze> Hideki didn't tell me much
[22:10] <Matsumi Kaze> heh have enough, suu?
[22:11] <Suu> Um...yeah
[22:11] <Suu> Allie-chan got possessed and...it wasn't pretty.
[22:12] <Matsumi Kaze> seriously?
[22:12] <David O`Cain> Geez. What happened?
[22:21] <Suu> the things...got into her body and...
[22:21] <Suu> she became suicidal...we had to purify her
[22:22] <Matsumi Kaze> oh...gross...
[22:22] <David O`Cain> Ick. I hope she's alright.
[22:24] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah...
[22:27] <Beauty_Queen> Tip. Don't let your freinds kill yourself. They'll become a Prinny in their next life...
[22:27] <Suu> she is...
[22:28] <Beauty_Queen> *Themselves
[22:28] <Matsumi Kaze> oh good...
[22:31] <Beauty_Queen> Which reminds me... I wonder what happned to that Pink Prinny....
[22:31] * Matsumi Kaze finishes off her cream soda
[22:31] * David O`Cain shrugs
[22:34] <Matsumi Kaze> ahhh..that hit the spot
[22:40] <Matsumi Kaze> wow quiet night
[22:40] <Beauty_Queen> Too queit...
[22:40] <Suu> I'd better go home and study!
[22:40] <Suu> See you!
[22:41] <David O`Cain> Night, Suu.
[22:41] * Beauty_Queen kicks a Prinny who runs over and pushes play on the Stero. Etna Boogie begins to play, as should be expected.
[22:41] <Matsumi Kaze> night, suu! remember to return them when you're done!
[22:41] <Beauty_Queen> Obligitory Link
[22:42] <Beauty_Queen> (( This one has lyrical translation ))
[22:42] *** Suu [FourLeafClover@clampgakuen.ac.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (What the..."Art of Seduction?!")
[22:43] <David O`Cain> But yeah, been a bit of a quiet night tonight. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
[22:43] * Beauty_Queen strikes a pose every so often in time with the music.
[22:46] <Beauty_Queen> Tenshi mo Akuma mo minagoroshi yo Mujaki na otome ETNA
[22:46] <Matsumi Kaze> ...........
[22:47] <Beauty_Queen> .... Have a problem with my theme music?
[22:48] <Matsumi Kaze> no no...it's...alright
[22:51] <Beauty_Queen> Hmmm. That reminds me. I heard of a band of demons in the area. I'm planning on headding out and kill them to raise my level tommarow if anyone wants to join. You'll all be more help the then the Prinnies.
[22:53] <David O`Cain> Hmmm...
[22:55] <Beauty_Queen> (( Just an excuse to muck around in SS3 so I can pratice with the system and such so I can gauge myself for actual plot with her. ))
[22:58] <Matsumi Kaze> (( *nods* ))
[23:01] * Matsumi Kaze hums a bit
[23:04] <Matsumi Kaze> (( ok..tornado heading my way maybe ))
[23:04] <Matsumi Kaze> (( gotta go ))
[23:04] <Beauty_Queen> (( . Eep! ))
[23:06] <Matsumi Kaze> (( god I'm scared... ))
[23:06] * Matsumi Kaze is away: OOC: I don't want anything bad to happen >.>
[23:06] <David O`Cain> (( Bye. ))
[23:07] <David O`Cain> Well, I probably wouldn't mind tagging along. Um, exactly what kind of demons are you talking about?
[23:09] <Beauty_Queen> ... The kind I am. From a Neather World. Dunno wich one though. Too many to count
[23:10] <Beauty_Queen> They're probably here looking for me anyways to try and Steal my Title of Bu- errr Demon Lord.
[23:11] <David O`Cain> I see. So basically we're just making sure you keep whatever's yours, correct?
[23:12] <Beauty_Queen> More or Less.
[23:13] <Beauty_Queen> Most Neather Worlds work on a "You kill it you own it" rule. Meaning if someone offs me, they become a Demon Lord. If I off an Overlord, I become one.
[23:13] * Beauty_Queen waits for someoen to ask what an Overlord is...
[23:14] <David O`Cain> I see. And I imagine an Overlord's the top of the chain as it were?
[23:16] <Beauty_Queen> Yes. THey're genneeraly the Rules of whatever Neather World they live in. I work for one named Laharal. I worked for his father as well before he choked on a Black Pretzal and died.
[23:18] <Beauty_Queen> There are other ways of becomeing an Overlord as well, even a human can become one if they kill enough demons while in the Neatherworld.
[23:19] <Beauty_Queen> Of course that also turns them into a Demon...
[23:20] <David O`Cain> I see. But back to your boss. His dad died from eating a pretzel? Bad way to die in my opinion.
[23:24] <Beauty_Queen> Oh yes. It was pretty bad. The Entire neatherworld started to fall apart without him during the two years his son was asleep....
[23:27] <David O`Cain> Did it recover from such a loss?
[23:29] <Beauty_Queen> Yes. Lahral woke up from his nap and killed off all the other people trying for the throne
[23:31] <David O`Cain> His Kung Fu was strong, huh?
[23:37] <Beauty_Queen> He didn't do alone. Me and the Prinny Squad... And the Love-Freek And Hogmeister, and those 3 humans
[23:38] <Beauty_Queen> Helped
[23:39] <David O`Cain> Ah, okay. But he had to have been strong in his own right.
[23:40] <Beauty_Queen> Lots of level grinding
[23:41] <David O`Cain> Wow.
[23:42] <David O`Cain> How long did that take to do?
[23:43] <Beauty_Queen> 100s of hours
[23:44] <David O`Cain> Damn.
[23:46] <Beauty_Queen> Levels in the neather world can go up to around 9999, and then you can reincarnate and keep a chuck of your strenght and relevel on top of it
[23:48] <David O`Cain> Is there even a limit?
[23:51] <Beauty_Queen> 9999 is the max but there's the hidden levels from reincarnation.... It's pretty high to the point damage has to be wirtten in scientific notation at the higest levels
[23:55] <David O`Cain> Yikes.
[23:55] * Matsumi Kaze is back
[23:55] <Matsumi Kaze> (( ..back..I think ))
[23:58] <David O`Cain> (( Welcome back. ))
[23:58] <Matsumi Kaze> heya
[23:58] * Matsumi Kaze goes behind the bar, wiping down the top
[23:59] <David O`Cain> Hi, Matsumi.
[00:00] * Matsumi Kaze whistles a tune
[00:03] <Matsumi Kaze> man this thing has gotten dusty
[00:08] <David O`Cain> It's filthy.
[00:11] <Matsumi Kaze> you're telling me!
[00:13] <David O`Cain> Need something like Endust or Swiffer to keep it clean.
[00:18] <Matsumi Kaze> heh probably
[00:21] <Beauty_Queen> Or you can make the Prinnies do it.
[00:22] <Matsumi Kaze> eh I rather do it the hard way and do it myself XD
[00:25] <Beauty_Queen> That's what prinnies exist to do. Hard work
[00:25] <David O`Cain> May I have a glass of whiskey, Matsumi?
[00:25] <Matsumi Kaze> sure no prob
[00:26] * Matsumi Kaze grabs a glass and a bottle of whiskey and pours a glass for david "here you go"
[00:28] * David O`Cain takes the glass, "Thanks."
[00:29] <Matsumi Kaze> no probs
[00:34] *** The Stabateur has joined #suburbansenshi2
[00:35] * The Stabateur walks up the street, looking around.
[00:36] * Beauty_Queen yawns loudly
[00:36] * Matsumi Kaze touches the bandage on her forehead and winces
[00:36] * The Stabateur looks down at his watch.
[00:36] <The Stabateur> Darkness?
[00:38] * The Stabateur looks at the Prinnies running around.
[00:38] <The Stabateur> ...
[00:38] * Matsumi Kaze looks out the window
[00:39] * The Stabateur looks at Matsumi Kaze.
[00:39] *** Matsumi Kaze is has long blond hair, part of which hides her left eye completely. She has a well endowed body but is very modest of it. She is also known as Sailor Quinox More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: Don't Stop Me Now by Queen.

[00:40] * The Stabateur puts on a pair of sunglasses, and whistles to himself, reading something at the end of the driveway.
[00:40] <Matsumi Kaze> ....
[00:40] <Matsumi Kaze> ...
[00:40] <Matsumi Kaze> ....man....
[00:40] <Matsumi Kaze> ....that is an ugly car
[00:41] <David O`Cain> How ugly is it?
[00:42] <Matsumi Kaze> I mean why would you paint it that color!?
[00:42] <The Stabateur> ...
[00:43] * The Stabateur walks up the walk, holding a beeping sensor.
[00:44] * The Stabateur looks in the window.
[00:44] <Matsumi Kaze> pea green...seriously!
[00:44] <David O`Cain> Yuck.
[00:44] * The Stabateur looks at Beauty_Queen and the Prinnies.
[00:44] <Matsumi Kaze> ..oh hi there...