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welcome to #suburbansenshi2

[21:23] <Matsumi Kaze> >.>
[21:23] <Bucket Mouse> "THIS IS NOT BURGER KING, YOU CAN'T HAVE IT YOUR WAY"
[21:23] <Matsumi Kaze> "if you want it f[BLEEP]king made the way you want then f[BLEEP]king make it yourself"
[21:23] <@SpeedRcrX> God the log reset hold on
[21:23] <Matsumi Kaze> (( I claim this log in the name of ULTRAMAN 80!!! ))




[21:24] <@SpeedRcrX> FOR THE FRONT PAGE
[21:24] <@SpeedRcrX> CAPTION CONTEST
[21:24] <@SpeedRcrX> WHAT IS RONALD SAYING
[21:24] <Matsumi Kaze> "If you want it f[BLEEP]king made the way you want..then f[BLEEP]king make it yourself"
[21:27] * Matsumi Kaze relaxes
[21:28] <Eitak_Razal> "What? You wanted food? I couldn't hear you, I'm like totally stoned" (He sorta looks it doesn't he. That or durnk)
[21:36] <@SpeedRcrX> POSTED
[21:39] * Matsumi Kaze tosses Haruka a beer
[21:39] * @SpeedRcrX catches, cracks open and chills




[21:45] <Eitak_Razal> That is evil...
[21:45] <@SpeedRcrX> [URL]




[21:50] <Matsumi Kaze> what's up with you, haruka?
[21:50] <@SpeedRcrX> What *isn't* up with me *eyebrow waggle*
[21:50] <Matsumi Kaze> well certainly not your sex life
[21:51] <@SpeedRcrX> ...
[21:51] * @SpeedRcrX is away: tears
[21:52] <Matsumi Kaze> geez touchy
[21:53] <Texas_Samurai> X~ ♫ ♡
[21:54] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Hmm~?
[21:54] <Texas_Samurai> Made somethin' for ya~
[21:54] <Texas_Samurai> [URL]
[21:54] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I feel so opulent...




[22:03] <Matsumi Kaze> hmm...




[22:05] <Matsumi Kaze> oh geez
[22:06] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Gemini Sunrise!
[22:06] <Texas_Samurai> Huh?
[22:06] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I must introduce you to.... EUROVISION
[22:06] <Texas_Samurai> Eurowhut
[22:07] <Matsumi Kaze> isn't that one contest?
[22:07] <Matsumi Kaze> *that that
[22:07] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Yes
[22:07] * @Doctor X looks it uo
[22:07] <@Dоcтоʀ X> MAY.
[22:07] <@Dоcтоʀ X> May 10-14
[22:07] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Someone remind me.
[22:07] <@Dоcтоʀ X> In May.
[22:10] <@Dоcтоʀ X> It will be held in Dusseldorf.
[22:11] <Matsumi Kaze> germany?
[22:11] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Yes.
[22:16] <Matsumi Kaze> hm...
[22:16] * Matsumi Kaze removes X's glasses
[22:17] * @Doctor X can't see
[22:18] <Matsumi Kaze> hm..what do you think, gemini..better with or without glasses
[22:19] <Texas_Samurai> Hmm~
[22:19] * Texas_Samurai tilts her head sideways~
[22:19] <Texas_Samurai> With~ then you can have fun takin' em off!
[22:20] * Matsumi Kaze giggles..and puts the glasses on gemini's face
[22:20] <Texas_Samurai> XD
[22:20] <Texas_Samurai> How d'Ah look?
[22:21] * Texas_Samurai poses
[22:22] <Matsumi Kaze> like you're very smart!
[22:22] * Matsumi Kaze shows gemini a mirror
[22:22] <Texas_Samurai> Ah Am Smart! :D
[22:23] * Matsumi Kaze giggles
[22:24] <Matsumi Kaze> heh though I think X can't see right now
[22:24] <@Dоcтоʀ X> [URL]
[22:24] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I can't :<
[22:26] <Eitak_Razal> There are spells that can fix that. Sadly I don't know them. I think Nivek might
[22:27] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I like my Brainy Specs :<
[22:27] * @Doctor X reaches out randomly for them
[22:28] * Eitak_Razal hands him a pari of goofy googly eye glasses
[22:28] * @Doctor X puts them on
[22:28] <@Dоcтоʀ X> @_@
[22:28] <@Dоcтоʀ X> @~_~o
[22:28] <Eitak_Razal> Heheheheh
[22:28] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Hang on, these aren't right~
[22:29] <Eitak_Razal> Hahahahaha
[22:30] <Matsumi Kaze> hm...
[22:30] * Matsumi Kaze gives X one of her glasses
[22:30] * @Doctor X OH GOD EVERYTHING LOOKS FISHBOWELED
[22:31] <Matsumi Kaze> well I do admit my perscription is pretty strong
[22:31] * Matsumi Kaze removes her contacts and puts on her glasses
[22:33] * Matsumi Kaze gives X back his glasses
[22:36] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Thanks:D
[22:36] <FireFly_9> [URL]
[22:36] * FireFly_9 is away 
[22:37] <Matsumi Kaze> D:
[22:38] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ...Now I really wish I hadn't had those glasses.
[22:40] <Matsumi Kaze> D:
[22:43] <Matsumi Kaze> I SHALL BE HAUNTED ALL NIGHT BY THAT
[22:43] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Well try this
[22:43] <Eitak_Razal> dood... don't sully mr. Rodgers. He was my home town.
[22:44] <Eitak_Razal> *was from




[22:48] <@Dоcтоʀ X> What's in the background there
[22:48] <Eitak_Razal> looks like a pink Dalek
[22:49] <@Dоcтоʀ X> It's a conspiracy~
[22:52] <Eitak_Razal> or a total coincidance




[23:02] <Matsumi Kaze> hm....
[23:03] <@Dоcтоʀ X> [URL]




[23:10] <Matsumi Kaze> damn hippies
[23:10] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ...
[23:11] * @Doctor X watches a 1950's study wherein a housewife is interviewed, then dosed with LSD and recorded.
[23:16] * Matsumi Kaze is looking through a script and sighing
[23:17] <@Dоcтоʀ X> What's up?
[23:19] * @Doctor X is watching Pee-Wee Herman on SNL
[23:25] <Matsumi Kaze> ...worried about this
[23:25] <Matsumi Kaze> this will be our biggest and most elebaorte production..and it all hidges on Hana
[23:25] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I was too but Pee-Wee did a bang up job.
[23:25] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Oh
[23:26] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Give her some time to heal.
[23:27] <Matsumi Kaze> we're putting on Siegfried
[23:27] <Matsumi Kaze> the script is based off one the original Valkyrie unit did
[23:31] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Oh?
[23:32] <Matsumi Kaze> mmhm...it's pretty..heh...well I'll just say there is alot of specticle
[23:34] * Matsumi Kaze shows X the section of the script describing the battle with the dragon
[23:35] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Ambitious~
[23:35] <Matsumi Kaze> hee...but it's worth it I'm sure
[23:36] * Matsumi Kaze shows gemini the script
[23:37] <Texas_Samurai> Gosh~
[23:38] <Texas_Samurai> Ah almost wanna be in that~
[23:39] <Matsumi Kaze> well..there is one role I haven't cast yet
[23:45] <Texas_Samurai> Oh?
[23:45] <Matsumi Kaze> yes..I'm having a hard time finding anyone to fill it..interested?
[23:45] <Texas_Samurai> What is it~?
[23:47] <Matsumi Kaze> well it requires someone with a strong voice...ability to project well....and well..be loud
[23:47] <@Dоcтоʀ X> (she wants you to be the dragon)
[23:47] <Texas_Samurai> Ah don't wanna be th' dragon :P
[23:48] <Matsumi Kaze> fine fine....
[23:48] <Matsumi Kaze> what about a woodbird?
[23:49] <Texas_Samurai> Is that like a Woodpecker?
[23:51] <Matsumi Kaze> well the woodbird helps siegfried defeat the dragon
[23:51] <Matsumi Kaze> and guides him to find brunnhilda
[23:51] <Texas_Samurai> Ah'll do it! :D
[23:53] * Matsumi Kaze writes the name in
[23:54] <Eitak_Razal> Watch your costume be a bird made of wood
[23:54] <Texas_Samurai> Ah kinda expect that with a name like "wood-bird"
[23:59] <Matsumi Kaze> wood bird means a bird from the woods :P
[23:59] <Eitak_Razal> So think you're going to be able to find a dragon in time for them to have ample pratice time?
[00:05] <Matsumi Kaze> I have someone in mind
[00:11] <Matsumi Kaze> :3
[00:11] <Eitak_Razal> Anyone I know?
[00:13] <Matsumi Kaze> well I don't know..who do you know?
[00:16] <Eitak_Razal> Lots of people
[00:16] <Eitak_Razal> Or how about I rephrase my question. "Who do you have in mind?"
[00:18] <Matsumi Kaze> you'll see
[00:20] <Eitak_Razal> Bah
[00:24] <Matsumi Kaze> hee
[00:35] <Matsumi Kaze> ...you know what's scary...
[00:35] <Texas_Samurai> ?
[00:36] <Matsumi Kaze> ...I think I'm becoming Sunnyside
[00:36] <Eitak_Razal> No, you don't have his goofy haircut
[00:37] <Eitak_Razal> Once you have that, then you start panicing
[00:41] <Matsumi Kaze> heh true
[00:50] * Matsumi Kaze adjusts her glasses "hope you don't mind acting on stage for our little revue, gemini"
[00:50] <Texas_Samurai> Nah, Ah said Ah wanted to :D
[00:54] * Matsumi Kaze smiles
[01:03] * Eitak_Razal frowns and vanishes.
[01:03] *** Eitak_Razal [Queen@Neggerra.net] has quit IRC (I suggest takeing a steop to the left guys.)
[01:04] <Matsumi Kaze> hm?
[01:04] * Texas_Samurai does so n'shoves X
[01:05] * Nivek_Razal and Wendy appear in midair. Nivek above where X and Gem where, Wendy where Matusmi still is.
[01:05] * Nivek_Razal falls to the ground -_-
[01:06] * ArcheryGirl falls on Matusmi "Sorry!:"
[01:06] * Matsumi Kaze catches Wendy
[01:06] <Matsumi Kaze> heh hi
[01:06] <ArcheryGirl> Oooh. Nice Catch
[01:06] <ArcheryGirl> I kinda.... Miscauluated our teleport.
[01:07] * ArcheryGirl goes and helps Nivek up.
[01:08] <ArcheryGirl> It's kinda hard to teleport through time and worlds, and then get a very specific loation all in one go
[01:10] * ArcheryGirl and Nivek are noticeably dressed in clothes that better fit the middle-ages rather then modern day
[01:11] <Matsumi Kaze> hi there
[01:12] <ArcheryGirl> I think me nearly falling on you was enough of a "Hi"
[01:27] *** Hideki Kaze [AirKnight@QTech.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[01:27] <@spiritflame> irasshai Hideki Kaze
[01:27] * Hideki Kaze walks in and spots his wife
[01:27] * Hideki Kaze smiles and walks over "hello dear"
[01:27] <Matsumi Kaze> deki ^^
[01:28] * Hideki Kaze sits on one end of the Q sofa...letting matsumi rest her head in his lap
[01:30] <Hideki Kaze> hm..oh..hello everyone
[01:30] <ArcheryGirl> Yo.
[01:30] * ArcheryGirl slips away to change clothes "One sec-"
[01:32] * ArcheryGirl returns wearing her normal clothes. "Huh. Just noticed, it's all couples tonight
[01:32] <Texas_Samurai> :)
[01:34] <Hideki Kaze> how is everyone
[01:34] * Hideki Kaze rubs his wife's temples
[01:35] <Nivek_Razal> Tired. Missions in the middle ages suck
[01:39] <Hideki Kaze> I know what you mean about missions ~_~
[01:40] <Nivek_Razal> I doubt yours involve time travel though
[01:40] <Hideki Kaze> you girls can be so hard to control
[01:40] <Matsumi Kaze> HEY!
[01:41] <Hideki Kaze> hush
[01:43] * ArcheryGirl pulls a mini-cross bow and shoots a suction-cup dart at Hedeki's forhead
[01:45] <Hideki Kaze> hm...*removes the suction cup*
[01:46] <Nivek_Razal> And this is why I don't pick fights with her. Her aim is that good with real ones
[01:47] <Hideki Kaze> who said I was picking a fight with her
[01:48] * Nivek_Razal shrugs. "No idea"
[01:50] * @Doctor X has upgraded the wiki a little.
[01:58] * Hideki Kaze watches as his wife slowly falls asleep
[01:58] <Hideki Kaze> heh...always works
[02:02] <@Dоcтоʀ X> See you guys later
[02:02] * @Doctor X heads out with gems
[02:02] *** @Doctor X [in_ex_officio@TARDIS2010.sen] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Let's Go!!)
[02:02] *** Texas_Samurai [shiny@lonestar.com] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Y'stand in yer own light--make it Shine!!)
[02:04] <Hideki Kaze> take care
[02:07] * Nivek_Razal yawns and strechs.
[02:16] <Hideki Kaze> hm...I might as well get some sleep
[02:16] * Hideki Kaze picks up his wife and stands
[02:19] <Hideki Kaze> goodnight
[02:19] * Hideki Kaze walks upstairs with his wife and goes into the green room
[02:19] *** Hideki Kaze [AirKnight@QTech.com] has left #suburbansenshi2
[02:19] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has left #suburbansenshi2
[19:38] *** Kenshiro Tanaka has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:38] <@spiritflame> irasshai Kenshiro Tanaka
[19:38] * Kenshiro Tanaka wanders in and yawns
[19:39] <Kenshiro Tanaka> hm?...
[19:39] <Kenshiro Tanaka> ...
[19:39] <Kenshiro Tanaka> HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
[19:42] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Helllllllo~
[19:44] <Kenshiro Tanaka> oh hi there!
[19:46] <Kenshiro Tanaka> :D how are you
[19:46] * @Doctor X is watching "A View to a Kill" with Gemini
[19:46] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Not bad :)
[19:47] <Kenshiro Tanaka> oooh what's this?
[19:48] <@Dоcтоʀ X> James bond movie
[19:48] <Kenshiro Tanaka> oooh what's this??
[19:48] <Texas_Samurai> The beach Boys
[19:49] <Texas_Samurai> ...Didn't he get chased by Russians on Skis a few movies back?
[19:49] <@Dоcтоʀ X> He can't get enough Winter Sports.
[19:50] <Kenshiro Tanaka> ooo what's this???
[19:50] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Kenshiro, your record is skipping.
[19:51] <Texas_Samurai> ...Them's some glowy nails
[19:51] <Kenshiro Tanaka> huh??? what do you mean by that
[19:51] <Kenshiro Tanaka> I'm not a record!
[19:51] * Doctor X looks at Kenshiro Tanaka.
[19:51] *** Kenshiro Tanaka is 14-15 looking year old kid with wavy orange-brown hair and blue eyes. He is always energitic with odd tastes.
His image Song is: "IN YOUR HEART" by Project DMM.
[19:52] * @Doctor X gets up with purpose.
[19:52] * @Doctor X strides over to Kenshiro mightily
[19:52] <Texas_Samurai> ....Hon, wait~
[19:52] <Kenshiro Tanaka> h..huh?
[19:52] * @Doctor X looks Kenshiro in the eye
[19:53] * @Doctor X HEADBUTTS him and delivers all pertinent information needed to understand / appreciate Bond
[19:53] * Texas_Samurai winces
[19:53] * Kenshiro Tanaka is slammed in the head...his head is like an iron ball
[19:53] * @Doctor X staggers back, AHH GAWD that hurts
[19:53] * @Doctor X falls back into Gem's lap
[19:53] <Kenshiro Tanaka> ??? are you ok?
[19:54] * Texas_Samurai rolls her eyes n' rubs his forehead
[19:54] <Texas_Samurai> He'll be fine XD
[19:54] <@RiderHeroProject>




[19:55] *** @RiderHeroProject [BlackLegacyWarrior] has left #suburbansenshi2 (MINDF[BLEEP]K)
[19:55] <@Dоcтоʀ X> (( AWESOME ))
[19:58] * @Doctor X groans, ouch ouch
[19:58] * Texas_Samurai pulls a hip flask outta her Yannigan bag n' wets a cloth, dampin' his forehead
[20:00] * Kenshiro Tanaka sits on the edge of the lone star sofa
[20:00] <@Dоcтоʀ X> All you've done this past week is take care of me~
[20:00] * Texas_Samurai smiles
[20:00] <Texas_Samurai> Ain't nothin'.
[20:00] <Texas_Samurai> Watch th' movie :D
[20:02] <@RiderHeroProject>




[20:02] *** @RiderHeroProject [BlackLegacyWarrior] has left #suburbansenshi2 (YOU CAN NOT DENY THE CUTENESS OF A WET P[BLEEP]Y)
[20:03] * @Doctor X groans at the pun
[20:05] <Kenshiro Tanaka> :D
[20:07] * @Doctor X sits up and leans on Gems
[20:08] <@Dоcтоʀ X> So this is Lone☆Star Sofa, huh~
[20:08] <Texas_Samurai> Yup :3
[20:08] <Texas_Samurai> It's finally got a name~
[20:08] <Kenshiro Tanaka> why is it called that?
[20:09] <@Dоcтоʀ X> And a good name it is :D
[20:09] <Texas_Samurai> After mah home state of Texas, th' "Lone Star" state!
[20:09] <Kenshiro Tanaka> why is it called that too?
[20:09] <Kenshiro Tanaka> do you live on a star?
[20:12] <Texas_Samurai> No, but on th' flag of the United States, each state is represented by a star~
[20:13] <@Dоcтоʀ X> é
[20:13] <Kenshiro Tanaka> oh it is?
[20:13] <Texas_Samurai> Yup!
[20:14] <Texas_Samurai> Forty-Eight~ :D
[20:14] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ...Fifty, love.
[20:14] <Texas_Samurai> Whut
[20:15] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Alaska and Hawaii.
[20:15] <Texas_Samurai> Wow~
[20:17] <Kenshiro Tanaka> ??
[20:17] <Texas_Samurai> Zorin is so creepy~
[20:19] <Kenshiro Tanaka> he seems rather pleasent to me
[20:25] <Texas_Samurai> Awwh she got denied <_<
[20:25] <@Dоcтоʀ X> XD
[20:27] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ...Bond on the bottom LOL
[20:27] <Texas_Samurai> How often does that happen XD
[20:27] <Kenshiro Tanaka> why is that funny?
[20:27] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ..."got off eventually"
[20:28] * Texas_Samurai just giggles at Kenshiro
[20:29] <Kenshiro Tanaka> what?
[20:29] <@Dоcтоʀ X> You
[20:29] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ll find out when you're older XD
[20:31] <Kenshiro Tanaka> but I'm 1600 years old...
[20:31] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ^^;
[20:34] * Kenshiro Tanaka keeps watching intently
[20:41] <Texas_Samurai> Well he did end up watin' outside~
[20:43] * @Doctor X finally figures out how to apply a size to remote images in the wiki. Unfortunately it's fixed, but soon you will be able to make your galleries.
[20:43] *** Maki has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:43] <@spiritflame> irasshai Maki
[20:43] * Maki walks in..
[20:43] <Kenshiro Tanaka> oh! hi, Maki :D
[20:43] * Texas_Samurai looks at Maki.
[20:43] *** Maki is young woman with long brown red hair tied back tight in a long ponytail. She has cold blue eyes and barely blinks. Her face has a constant stotic look to it.
Her image Song is: .
[20:44] <Maki> Hello
[20:44] <Texas_Samurai> Howdy!
[20:44] <Maki> hello Gemini Sunrise
[20:45] <Texas_Samurai> ...
[20:45] <@Dоcтоʀ X> 'Allo!
[20:45] <Maki> Hello Doctor X ala The Impresario
[20:45] <@Dоcтоʀ X> It's not often we get androids around here~
[20:45] * Maki 's voice is flat and nearly monotone
[20:45] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Well sane ones...
[20:45] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Mmm. I'm not Impresario any more.
[20:46] <@Dоcтоʀ X> He was... greater than I was.
[20:46] <Maki> I am only here at orders of Captain Taki Kensei
[20:46] * Texas_Samurai hugs X tight
[20:46] <Texas_Samurai> That ain't so.
[20:47] <Maki> you are watching cinema
[20:47] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Yes :)
[20:47] * @Doctor X smiles at Gems.
[20:48] <Maki> Cinema...form of enternatinment created due to the rapid movement of images
[20:48] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Persistence of Vision.
[20:48] * Kenshiro Tanaka is quietly watching the movie
[20:50] * Maki silenty stares at the televison
[20:51] * Texas_Samurai busts out laughin'
[20:51] <@Dоcтоʀ X> The bubbles tickle my... Tchaikovsky!
[20:52] <Maki> is this humor
[20:52] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Yes
[20:53] <Maki> your response is apperorate..carry on
[20:57] <Kenshiro Tanaka> ^^
[21:00] <Kenshiro Tanaka> this is fun!
[21:02] <Texas_Samurai> :D
[21:14] * @Doctor X changes topic to `For those of you who wanted your own image galleries in the wiki, [url=http://whatis.suburbansenshi.com/index.php?title=Gemini%27s_gallery]this is the best I can do[/i], study the source. `
[21:15] * @Doctor X changes topic to `For those of you who wanted your own image galleries in the wiki, this is the best I can do, study the source. `
[21:20] <Texas_Samurai> Those poor cops~
[21:27] * Maki stares at the TV
[21:32] <HTMLCoder.exe> Well
[21:32] <HTMLCoder.exe> Guess who's back.
[21:32] <@Dоcтоʀ X> It's been a while!
[21:33] <Kenshiro Tanaka> hi!
[21:33] <HTMLCoder.exe> [B[BLEEP]chy voice] Wheres Ryan?
[21:33] <@Dоcтоʀ X> He's been gone for weeks, as he usually does.
[21:33] <HTMLCoder.exe> goddamit, my apostrophe key is kinda stuck
[21:33] <@Dоcтоʀ X> He'll be back eventually.
[21:34] <Kenshiro Tanaka> who's ryan?
[21:34] <HTMLCoder.exe> oh, and hello to everyone who just said hi.And to these who didn't.
[21:34] <Texas_Samurai> Howdy!
[21:34] <HTMLCoder.exe> Also an >INTRO opcode to everyone who joined/returned while I was away, too.
[21:35] * @Doctor X watches Max Zorin fly a blimp
[21:35] <HTMLCoder.exe> Oh, and a great thank you to X for kinda inspiring me to finally man the f[BLEEP]k up and complete a single chat app.
[21:35] <Maki> he is using inadiquite technology
[21:36] * @Doctor X gives a thumbs up
[21:36] <HTMLCoder.exe> Man, blimps are penis-shaped.
[21:36] <Maki> why is he not using something which shall give him easier manuvervrablity
[21:36] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Well it's what, 1981? That's all they've got
[21:36] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Oh... to fly.
[21:36] <HTMLCoder.exe> And let's not talk about the ones which have two engines in the back
[21:36] <HTMLCoder.exe> Like this
[21:37] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Well he's insane. I supposed he figured a Zeppelin would lend it some class.
[21:37] <HTMLCoder.exe> |=>
[21:37] <HTMLCoder.exe> |=============>
[21:37] <HTMLCoder.exe> |=>
[21:37] <@Dоcтоʀ X> A sideways house?
[21:37] <@Dоcтоʀ X> An SR-71 Blackbird?
[21:37] <HTMLCoder.exe> a top-down view of a blimp. very crude.
[21:38] * Texas_Samurai cain't git over May Day's Hair
[21:38] <@Dоcтоʀ X> She had two... bumps... before.
[21:38] <@Dоcтоʀ X> What happened to the other one
[21:39] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Max Zorin is pissed.
[21:39] <HTMLCoder.exe> >_<




[21:40] <Texas_Samurai> ...
[21:41] <HTMLCoder.exe> I didn't post that...
[21:41] <HTMLCoder.exe> the f[BLEEP]k?
[21:41] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Zorin is very pissed.
[21:41] <HTMLCoder.exe>




[21:42] <HTMLCoder.exe> That's what I was talking about.
[21:42] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Ah! I see it. An egg, with propellers.
[21:42] <HTMLCoder.exe> Well, blimps are usually elongated-egg-shaped (two hyphens?!)
[21:43] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ...LOL Zorin just DEMANDS his lackey climb out onto the outside of the blimp
[21:43] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Lackey> ... ?!
[21:45] <Beauty_Queen> Vassels are sooo better then lackeys
[21:47] <HTMLCoder.exe> Let's have some lulz.




[21:47] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Hah. Antialiasing fail.
[21:47] <HTMLCoder.exe> Hmm. Guess me havin Cleartype off ruined it.
[21:47] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Also: timestamp Fail.
[21:47] <HTMLCoder.exe> yeah, noticed that.
[21:48] <@Dоcтоʀ X> kekeke
[21:48] <HTMLCoder.exe> It's still possible to do it with text I guess - just pad it so it wraps to next line
[21:48] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Yeah
[21:49] <HTMLCoder.exe> Having the timestamp use a different font would make it 100% fake-safe. Although it would ruin the look.
[21:49] <HTMLCoder.exe> Still, antialiasing is f[BLEEP]king overrated.
[21:50] <@Dоcтоʀ X> True, but then again no one else has really put in that level of energy into fakery in oh... 8 years?
[21:50] <HTMLCoder.exe> Nothing beats nice, crispy pixels.
[21:50] <@Dоcтоʀ X> 7.
[21:50] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Bah.
[21:50] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Give me smooth curves~
[21:50] <HTMLCoder.exe> Yeah, too few people actually care xD
[21:50] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I fall on the mac side of the AA debate
[21:50] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Make it look like print
[21:50] <HTMLCoder.exe> PIXELS!!11
[21:51] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I use a program to hack Windows' AA settings to make it more mac-like.
[21:51] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I hate jaggies with a passion
[21:51] <HTMLCoder.exe> 0_o
[21:51] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Jaggies are so 1995.
[21:51] <@Dоcтоʀ X> All I need now is a desktop retina display~
[21:52] <@Dоcтоʀ X> But that won't arrive till QuadHD probably.
[21:52] <HTMLCoder.exe> >>mac-like
[21:52] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Or whatever they're going to call that.
[21:52] <HTMLCoder.exe> >>mac
[21:53] <HTMLCoder.exe> I lol'd
[21:53] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Good for you
[21:53] <@Dоcтоʀ X> LOLing is important for one's daily internet health
[21:53] <HTMLCoder.exe> As we as serious'ing.
[21:53] <HTMLCoder.exe> Ultra HDTV, 4320p
[21:54] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Ahh
[21:54] <HTMLCoder.exe> Holy mother of ass!
[21:54] <@Dоcтоʀ X> That thing makes people ill when they watch it
[21:54] <@Dоcтоʀ X> but it will be so worth it.
[21:54] <HTMLCoder.exe> 7,680 × 4,320 pixels
[21:54] <HTMLCoder.exe> 33177600 total.
[21:55] <HTMLCoder.exe> 33177600 man, a single frame (uncompressed) is 33megs!
[21:55] <@Dоcтоʀ X> well
[21:55] <HTMLCoder.exe> thef[BLEEP]kthef[BLEEP]kthef[BLEEP]k
[21:55] <@Dоcтоʀ X> an average 30 minute episode download now is 250 megs.
[21:55] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Back in the day
[21:55] <@Dоcтоʀ X> you couldn't get a hard drive bigger than 20 megs.
[21:55] <@Dоcтоʀ X> so...
[21:56] <@Dоcтоʀ X> things qill scale.
[21:56] <HTMLCoder.exe> divx'ed 320x240 s[BLEEP]t?
[21:56] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ^will
[21:56] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I remember those.
[21:56] <HTMLCoder.exe> And youtube was like? 160x120 or something?
[21:57] <HTMLCoder.exe> I am not sure, but I remeber the videos being really s[BLEEP]tty
[21:57] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ♦ About 10 years ago a division of IBM made a very interesting display far ahead of its time. It was code named Big Bertha, was a 22.5" diagonal LCD having a resolution of QWUXGA (3840 x 2400) which worked out to just about 200 pixels per inch. (Retina Display is 326) It sold for around $30,000 and found only a limited market. It had about a four year production run and closed out at around one-fourth that original price. It required four independent DVI connections in order to drive it.
[21:57] <HTMLCoder.exe> so, 2000something?
[21:58] <@Dоcтоʀ X> 7500
[21:58] <HTMLCoder.exe> I was talking about the year.
[21:58] <HTMLCoder.exe>“ Having such huge screens points to overcompensation, and nothing more.”
[21:59] <@Dоcтоʀ X> It's not about screen size but screen sharpness and legibility
[21:59] <HTMLCoder.exe> Oh, and your quote sounded kinda like Heavy's bragging about his gun
[21:59] <HTMLCoder.exe> Well, I'll live with my pixels.
[22:00] <HTMLCoder.exe> Imagine running Pokemon Red on that s[BLEEP]t in 1:1
[22:00] <HTMLCoder.exe> As in, pixel-to-pixel
[22:00] <@Dоcтоʀ X> invisible
[22:00] <@Dоcтоʀ X> a stamp.
[22:00] <HTMLCoder.exe> Yeah, pretty much
[22:00] <HTMLCoder.exe> And font sizes like 200px would become common
[22:01] <HTMLCoder.exe> Imagine the pain for pixel artists >_<
[22:01] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Well not if they finally went to resolution independence
[22:01] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ahh. yesh.
[22:01] <HTMLCoder.exe> I doubt 8x zoom in MSPaint would be enough.
[22:01] <@Dоcтоʀ X> CSI> Zoom! Enhance!
[22:01] <HTMLCoder.exe> And these b[BLEEP]ches removed the hidden 10x they had in XP
[22:01] <@Dоcтоʀ X> heh
[22:02] <HTMLCoder.exe> CSI?`like, how they zoom on three pixels in crime shows, and they get a face, or even the newspaper the suspect was reading?
[22:02] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Yes.
[22:03] <HTMLCoder.exe> Cue the Tweep and Zoot sounds.
[22:03] * Beauty_Queen digs though a box labled "Sound effects"
[22:04] <Beauty_Queen> We only have Zweep and Toot
[22:04] <HTMLCoder.exe> I swear, I recall that on my old XP box (it was as loud as a refrigerator in its last days, no kidding), if I turned up the volume real high, I heard a weird scratching/swosshing noise if I grabbed a scrollbar and moved it
[22:04] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Yes.
[22:05] <@Dоcтоʀ X> That's interference from the electrical system.
[22:05] <@Dоcтоʀ X> It means something inside is not shielded properly.
[22:05] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I can do the same thing on my rig.
[22:05] <HTMLCoder.exe> And it always corresponds to the mouse movement and the fact I move a scrollbar?
[22:06] <HTMLCoder.exe> Because I remember the noise was like I was really moving something
[22:06] <@Dоcтоʀ X> well it may be a set of specific frequencies generated by the mouse / monitor
[22:07] <HTMLCoder.exe> Only on scroll bars. Normal mouse movin = no sound.
[22:07] <@Dоcтоʀ X> hence / monitor
[22:07] <HTMLCoder.exe> Well, it was a CRT. So yeah...
[22:10] <HTMLCoder.exe> %00
[22:10] <HTMLCoder.exe> Nope.
[22:22] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ?
[22:36] <HTMLCoder.exe> Checking your escaping :3
[22:37] <@Dоcтоʀ X> heh
[22:41] * Beauty_Queen continues to dig though the box of sound effects "Huh, since when are "Punch" or "Dodge" or "Koo-aid guy!" sound effects?"
[22:53] * Maki is still staring at the TV screen
[22:54] <Texas_Samurai> Th' movie's over...
[22:54] <@Dоcтоʀ X> GEMINI!
[22:54] * Texas_Samurai jumps
[22:54] <Texas_Samurai> Whut?!
[22:54] <@Dоcтоʀ X> License to Kill License to Kill!
[22:55] * Texas_Samurai giggles
[22:55] <Texas_Samurai> Sure :D
[22:56] <Maki> error...Doctor X does not have the privalge for owning a license to kill
[22:58] <Maki> if you attempt such actions I shall be opligated to report you
[22:58] <Beauty_Queen> Who needs one of those stupid things
[22:58] * Beauty_Queen leans on her spear.
[22:59] <Maki> *obligated
[22:59] * Maki turns and looks at Etna
[22:59] <Maki> identified....Etna..species: Demon..threat level: 5....
[23:00] <Beauty_Queen> Is that high or low?
[23:01] <Beauty_Queen> Because if it's low you're going to find a reason to upgrade it, fast
[23:01] <Texas_Samurai> It's a movie, Miss Maki :D
[23:01] <Maki> you are threat level 5...danger to civilians but managable by Z-KAT personal
[23:01] * Maki turns and looks at Gemini, tilting her head to one side
[23:01] <Beauty_Queen> ....
[23:02] <Beauty_Queen> I think you forgot to look at the footnote in your files reading "Demon LORD. Is as powerful as overlords. Do not piss of
[23:02] <Maki> searching searching searching
[23:02] <Maki> no such file found
[23:03] <Beauty_Queen> Well include it
[23:03] <Maki> I do not have authority
[23:09] * Maki turns back to the screen
[23:10] * Texas_Samurai i watchin' Bond catch a plane from a Helicopter
[23:35] <Texas_Samurai> "Y'earned it, you keep it~"
[23:35] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Hungry Shark is full. And Rich.
[23:37] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Rassilon is resigning from MI6
[23:39] * Kenshiro Tanaka has fallen asleep on the sofa
[23:40] * Texas_Samurai covers 'im with a blanket
[23:41] * Maki keeps her attention on the TV
[23:42] * Raihosha sneaks in and examines Maki surreptitiously...
[23:43] <Maki> do not examine me
[23:44] <Raihosha> Why not?
[23:45] <Maki> under order 1489-A...unit MK-I shall not be taken apart or examined by civilian indivduals under pentality of arrest
[23:45] <Raihosha> I mean I'll respect your wishes here, but I just wondered...
[23:45] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Now Gemini, pay attention to this... this plot is tight.
[23:45] * Texas_Samurai watches
[23:46] <Maki> I am designated unit MK-I android...built for communication and earth protection field work
[23:46] <Raihosha> Don't worry, I don't take sentients apart... well unless it is necessary to repair them.
[23:47] *** Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq. [HSW@weinberg-masonlaw.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:47] <@spiritflame> irasshai Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.
[23:47] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Mr. Raihosha...
[23:47] <Beauty_Queen> I take them apart. But thenagain It's normall to kill them
[23:47] <Texas_Samurai> Howdy, Harriet!
[23:47] * Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq. waves
[23:48] <Raihosha> Ah, yes Ms. Weinberg?
[23:49] * Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq. raises her left arm. "A few days ago I lost my left arm in an... incident. Xadium and Thrash were kind enough to give me a replacement but... I think I'd like to have my arm regrown. I've heard you can make that happen."
[23:49] * Raihosha looks at Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq..
[23:49] *** Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq. is



More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: "Law and Order Theme".
[23:49] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ...Don't like the arm, Harriet?
[23:49] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> X... there's nothing wrong with it... but it's so strong...
[23:49] * Maki turns her head all the way around like an owl and looks at harriet
[23:49] * @Doctor X tilts his head like a curious cat.
[23:49] <Maki> designation Harriet Sagitta Weinberg
[23:50] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> I don't... I don't want to have that kind of power.
[23:50] * @Doctor X nods, but it's clear he doesn't quite follow.
[23:50] <Maki> threat level of MK-I unit...zero
[23:50] <Maki> *threat level to
[23:51] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Violence is too easy as it is.
[23:51] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> I already hate fighting unless I absolutely gotta, and I don't need anything making it easier for me.
[23:51] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> An arm that can crush a steel ball and punch through concrete... is a little much.
[23:52] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> I'd prefer flesh and blood.
[23:52] * Eitak_Razal appears behind Harriet. "It's only that if you view it that way"
[23:52] * Maki stands
[23:52] * Maki walks over to Harriet
[23:52] <Raihosha> Well, two options then... We can do a simple clone and graft take a few days... or we can do complete reconstruction which will require a few hours in my office, but does involve a lot of nanites.
[23:52] <Maki> you do not desire the arm?
[23:52] * Maki tilts her head
[23:53] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> No.
[23:53] <Raihosha> Maki, don't remove it now...
[23:53] * Maki grabs harriet's artifical arm suddenly in an iron like grip
[23:53] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> An office visit would be ...
[23:54] * Maki wrenches it off as if it was cardboard
[23:54] * @Doctor X looks at Maki
[23:54] * Raihosha flashes his ÆGIS ID at Maki just in case it gives him extra authority...
[23:54] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> OHH F[BLEEP]K! OW S[BLEEP]T ARRRRGGHH
[23:54] * Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq. is not bleeding or anything but GOD DAMN THAT HURTS LIKE A MOTHERF[BLEEP]KER
[23:54] * Eitak_Razal summons her sword. "Who the hell do you think you are?
[23:54] * Raihosha grabs Harriet and takes her straight to the office...
[23:54] <Texas_Samurai> Harriet! Language <_<
[23:55] <Maki> I have done as you have desired
[23:55] *** Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq. [HSW@weinberg-masonlaw.com] has left #suburbansenshi2 (My arm got ripped off and you're talking about language?! ..|..)
[23:55] *** Raihosha [visitor@nacom.aegis.int] has left #suburbansenshi2 (looks like we go with the quick option...)
[23:55] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Maki... we need to talk about context XD;
[23:56] <Maki> I did as she deired
[23:56] <Maki> *desired
[23:56] <Eitak_Razal> Lets see... Android looks like. Wonder how many volts it would take to short out her arm...
[23:56] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Well usually, it's customary not to remove the old arm till a replacement is ready XD
[23:56] * Maki 's tosses aside the arm...which has been crushed in like a piece of paper
[23:56] <@Dоcтоʀ X> wow
[23:56] <Maki> I was in error?
[23:57] <Eitak_Razal> YES
[23:57] *** SecOpsGirl [Security@aescapulus.aegis.int] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:57] <@spiritflame> irasshai SecOpsGirl
[23:57] * SecOpsGirl looks somewhat disheveled...
[23:58] <SecOpsGirl> Pop said something about contextual language training for an athropomorphic AI system?
[23:58] <Maki> errior noted
[23:58] <Maki> *errior
[23:58] <Maki> *error
[23:58] <SecOpsGirl> And ... Oh God, what did Wolfwood convince me to do?
[23:58] * SecOpsGirl winces...
[23:59] * Maki stands there, looking at the screen blankly
[23:59] <SecOpsGirl> serves me right...
[00:01] <Eitak_Razal> I'm surpised your still alive
[00:02] <SecOpsGirl> Oh, I've got systems to handle that stuff.
[00:03] * Maki watches the TV
[00:03] <SecOpsGirl> I have mentioned *wince* my bionetic enhancement, right?
[00:04] <Eitak_Razal> Not really
[00:05] <SecOpsGirl> Oh... Pop is quite open about it round here, I thought... I guess it never came up?
[00:05] <Maki> switching to lock down mode......all defenses on
[00:05] <Texas_Samurai> Oooh~ Bond stole th' Bad guy's money and's using it against him!
[00:05] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Oh it gets better dear XD
[00:05] * Maki 's body makes a humming noise before the humming dies down
[00:05] *** Maki has left #suburbansenshi2 (lock down mode on)
[00:06] <SecOpsGirl> Would you like a run down?
[00:06] <Eitak_Razal> Sure.
[00:06] <SecOpsGirl> I mean, besides a phenomenal tolerance?
[00:08] <SecOpsGirl> Well, my bones have an applique of exotic metal to provide the strength required to go with my "muscles".
[00:08] * Eitak_Razal sits on a couch, listening
[00:11] <SecOpsGirl> My natural muscles act as actuators for bundles of synthetic musculature, which provides for phenomenal strength.
[00:11] <SecOpsGirl> I have to be a little careful I don't break my enhanced bones.
[00:12] <Eitak_Razal> What happens if you break them?
[00:12] <SecOpsGirl> I have a secondary neural system that improves my reaction times markedly...
[00:13] <SecOpsGirl> I have to go in for surgery to repair the damage, and I get to recover for a couple weeks, while the damage heals...
[00:14] <Eitak_Razal> Oh. I was expecting something critically dangerous
[00:15] <SecOpsGirl> Oh, no, I see... My muscles are enough that I can do things with them which would stress my musculature enough to break even my enhanced bones.
[00:16] <Eitak_Razal> Sounds like a pretty bad double edged sword
[00:17] <SecOpsGirl> Not really... I mean you could do it yourself; well, if you worked out a bit. ^__^
[00:18] <SecOpsGirl> I just run a bit nearer the edge than you do.
[00:18] <Eitak_Razal> .... I'm going to ignore the possible implacations that make it sound like I'm out of shape.
[00:19] <SecOpsGirl> A bunch of biological tweaks to deal with poisons and injury...
[00:19] *** @Doctor X [in_ex_officio@TARDIS2010.sen] has left #suburbansenshi2 (snuggles next to Gems and falls asleep)
[00:19] *** Texas_Samurai [shiny@lonestar.com] has left #suburbansenshi2 (♡)
[00:20] <SecOpsGirl> And I have a small computer in my head, as well as a Fold-Space Com with a few light-hours range.
[00:22] <SecOpsGirl> And I have a few tricks like changing my eye's focal length that I won't really get into.
[00:23] <SecOpsGirl> You have any questions?
[00:23] <Eitak_Razal> Computer in your head... It's not like Ghost in the Shell is it?
[00:24] *** Souldier [Buffet_of_Manliness@GDDS.org] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[00:24] <@spiritflame> irasshai Souldier
[00:24] <SecOpsGirl> No, it augments my natural meat up there, not replaces it.
[00:24] <Souldier> ah damn it all I just missed Equis.
[00:25] <SecOpsGirl> The horse?
[00:25] * Souldier looks at SpecOpsGirl.
[00:25] *** SpecOpsGirl is your average everyday SpecOpsGirl

[00:25] * Souldier blinks
[00:26] <SecOpsGirl> (( drop the first p ))
[00:26] * Souldier looks at Eitak_Razal.
[00:26] *** Eitak_Razal is a young woman with red hair and green eyes. She 's about 5'9. . Her outfit varies depening on her mood. though she is normally wearing a circlet or similar object that flags her as Queen of Neggerra. Her full name is Enirhtak Esor Razal
image Song is: Devil Inside by Utada.
[00:26] <Souldier> (( someone's getting old. or tired, or sleepy or GAH it's monday that didnt count!! ))
[00:27] <SecOpsGirl> (( or I made up a term. ^__^ ))
[00:27] * Souldier looks at SecOpsGirl.
[00:27] *** SecOpsGirl is a short woman of about 5'0", who looks about 18. Her hair is done in ornate braids, and she wears a modest skirt and matching vest over a white blouse. Her name is Yumiko and she's keeping an eye on you.
Her image Song is: Salva Nos by Kajiura Yuki.
[00:28] * Eitak_Razal looks at Souldier.
[00:28] *** Souldier is a glasses-wearing, topaz eyed 5' 9" male human with a husky build, a trimmed goatee and short, black hair. He's dressed in sweats. He seems to be missing his usual assortment of weaponry.
His image Song is: "Talk Amongst Yourselves [Sasha Remix]" by Sasha.
[00:28] * Souldier waves a tired 'yo' and slumps onto the couch.
[00:28] <SecOpsGirl> Yo.
[00:29] <Souldier> I need to make it a point to drop by here more often.. jeez I go on hiatus come back, repeat.
[00:30] <Souldier> El trabajo mata todo...
[00:30] <SecOpsGirl> We all work too much except when we don't.
[00:32] <SecOpsGirl> Wait... you meand Eqiis?
[00:32] <Eitak_Razal> Usted debe estar cansado. Usted está sentado en un Prinny
[00:33] <SecOpsGirl> Yeah, you missed him by almost literally seconds.
[00:33] <Souldier> I'm sitting on a Dood, dude?
[00:33] * Souldier reacts rather clumsily shifting his pilebunker at where he was sitting.
[00:33] <Prinny> No! A prinny, dood. Get oof!
[00:34] <spiritflame> Souldier rolls 1d20 [ 15 ]
[00:34] * Souldier resists the urge to give said Prinny a hug.
[00:35] * Souldier slips the prinny a 5. "Here, that didn't happen"
[00:35] <SecOpsGirl> They are so cute...
[00:35] <Souldier> Friggin Jets lost. Holyfield prolly will keep fighting, bad day for a sports guy.
[00:36] <Eitak_Razal> Wait. Does that mean the the Steelrs won?
[00:36] <Eitak_Razal> *Steelers
[00:36] * Souldier nods
[00:36] <SecOpsGirl> When is the Netherworld going to start selling Stuffed Prinnies? They're missing a marketing bonanza...
[00:36] <Eitak_Razal> Or am I thinkin of the other game
[00:36] <Eitak_Razal> YES!
[00:36] <Beauty_Queen> They do.
[00:37] <Souldier> I figured the Jets were done when they got scored on twice in 47 seconds.
[00:37] <SecOpsGirl> They do?
[00:37] <Souldier> and yes. the Netherworld would make a killing off Prinny merchandise...
[00:37] * Souldier looks at Beauty_Queen.
[00:37] *** Beauty_Queen is a female demon with red hair sticking out in two large tufts from her head, red eyes, pointy ears, wings and a long red tail. She is wearing thigh high boots, long gloves, collar and short skirt and small black shirt that barely covers her (flat) chest . More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: Etna Boogie. Her Battle Music is: Etna Rock.
[00:37] * Beauty_Queen tosses her a Magazine full of Prinny Merchinidise
[00:38] <Souldier> Well now. Look what we have here. A walking fetish
[00:39] <SecOpsGirl>




[00:39] <SecOpsGirl> Just had to show this one...
[00:39] <Beauty_Queen> (( Wow, I didn't even know they did a strip on it ))
[00:39] <Souldier> (( I have to give them props. they're consistent ))
[00:40] * SecOpsGirl looks rapturously upon the magazine...
[00:40] <Souldier> (( I like drawing, comics and all that, but a three panel strip, the more I think about it... its harder then it looks. ))
[00:40] <SecOpsGirl> (( It's difficult telling a complete thought in three panels... ))
[00:41] <Beauty_Queen> You never noticed the Prinny things on my belt?
[00:41] <Souldier> (( yeah. ))
[00:42] <Souldier> (( note to self. I need to eat better before I hit the gym full force... I'm so drained. ))
[00:44] <SecOpsGirl> I sort of thought... well, that they were dead prinnies... -_-;
[00:46] <Beauty_Queen> Prinnies don't come that small
[00:48] <Souldier> Too bad I can't say the same for other things
[00:48] <SecOpsGirl> Like shrunken heads, though?
[00:50] <Beauty_Queen> They're little storage pouches -_-
[00:50] <Beauty_Queen> I don't exactly have pockets on this oufit...
[00:50] * Souldier makes it a point to sit on an actual couch this time.
[00:50] <SecOpsGirl> Well, that was what I thought... I'm glad you don't murder your minions and skin them, though.
[00:50] <Souldier> Might want a bag of holding then. I dunno.
[00:50] <Beauty_Queen> Too much work
[00:51] * Souldier wonders how she even gets around in that outfit
[00:51] * Beauty_Queen pulls a chain gun out of one of the Prinnies."You were saying?
[00:52] <Souldier> I swear. Girls cheat
[00:53] <Prinny> I was saying that of course relativity applies to inertial frame dragging, d00d...
[00:54] * Prinny sees gun isn't pointed at him and makes a run for it...
[00:54] <Eitak_Razal> Actully I know a spell that turns any sleeve into a inter-dimeinsional storage area. You can also link iit to other shirts so you always have it on you
[00:54] * Prinny is away 
[00:55] <Souldier> Me and spells don't mix, sadly. I can't even get a cantrip to work right
[00:56] <Souldier> Scrolls I can do though,
[00:57] <SecOpsGirl> Kind of hard to pull a Mk19 out of a sleeve...
[01:01] <Souldier> I suppose it would be better for other things though
[01:01] <Souldier> Concealed carrying a pistol is fine
[01:02] <SecOpsGirl> Have you seen the sort of threats around here? I put MAM bullets in my pistol...
[01:02] <Eitak_Razal> Actully the space inside the sleeves is pretty spacious
[01:03] <Souldier> define MAM...
[01:03] <SecOpsGirl> The space inside is fine, it's getting it out of the sleeve...
[01:03] <SecOpsGirl> Matter-Anti-Matter.
[01:04] * Eitak_Razal digs in her sleeve, looking for something to pull out
[01:05] <SecOpsGirl> I only use Microgram amounts to make a .45 hit like a 16-in battleship shell.
[01:05] <Souldier> sounds like overkill.. jeez what have I missed...
[01:06] <SecOpsGirl> Let's see, The Corruptor?
[01:06] <SecOpsGirl> Several Ultraman opponents...
[01:07] * Eitak_Razal pulls out a net launcher. "Huh, howe'd this get in here"
[01:07] <SecOpsGirl> Of course we can leave those to the current Ultraman...
[01:08] <Souldier> I suppose I'll need to upgrade Hakusan...
[01:08] <SecOpsGirl> You must have pretty loose sleeves there, how do you fit that through the end of your sleeve?
[01:08] <Yaijinden> Elastic.
[01:08] * SecOpsGirl notes her sleeves just fit her hands through.
[01:09] <SecOpsGirl> A Yai!
[01:09] * SecOpsGirl throws her Pokeball at him. ^__^
[01:09] <Yaijinden> MY FACE
[01:10] * Yaijinden rubs the already-disappearing bruise on his forehead
[01:10] <Eitak_Razal> I wear dresses with large sleeves for a reason
[01:10] <Souldier> //me bows to Yaijinden. "Good to see you again"
[01:10] <SecOpsGirl> Oh, that was a cricket ball... my bad.
[01:10] * Yaijinden waves
[01:10] * Souldier headbutts his keyboard
[01:11] * Eitak_Razal 's sleevles are noticeably much larger then they need to be, though it fits the dress
[01:11] * SecOpsGirl gives Yai a little kiss on the bruise. "Sorry"
[01:12] <Yaijinden> Eee~
[01:13] <Yaijinden> Anything spectacularly terrible of late?
[01:13] <Souldier> beats me. I finished droppng of the planet
[01:14] <Eitak_Razal> I've done that. It isn't fun.
[01:14] <Eitak_Razal> Unrealites are the worst
[01:14] <Yaijinden> You seem to have cycled back around, anyhow.
[01:16] <Souldier> indeed
[01:22] <SecOpsGirl> Well, I'm going to head out, as there isn't a mad android threat after all.
[01:22] *** SecOpsGirl [Security@aescapulus.aegis.int] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Later Kids.)
[01:23] <Souldier> I guess her and Saki wont get along.
[01:24] <Eitak_Razal> Oh. You haven't heard about Saki. She's haveing trouble killing stuff for no reason now
[01:27] <Souldier> no way. youre kidding right
[01:31] <Eitak_Razal> Nope.
[01:31] <Eitak_Razal> Though if she has a reason, like protecting someone, she's fine
[01:42] <Souldier> interesting to say the least
[07:55] <HTMLCoder.exe> Guys, I'm here!
[11:33] *** TheGreyElf has joined #suburbansenshi2
[11:33] <@spiritflame> irasshai TheGreyElf
[12:33] * @Doctor X wakes up, groggy, behind Lone☆Star Sofa, very disheveled
[12:34] * @Doctor X composes himself, hearing Gemini humming to herself in the kitchen
[12:34] <Texas_Samurai> You awake, darlin'~?
[12:34] * @Doctor X mumbles something roughly akin to a "yes"
[12:35] <Texas_Samurai> Breakfast is on th' table
[12:35] * @Doctor X mumbles a thanks and goes to clean up before eating
[12:46] * @Doctor X comes back and noms
[12:53] * Texas_Samurai watches X with a smile
[13:13] * @Doctor X finishes eating and washes his bowl
[13:21] *** LOVELYgirl [amongimmortals@otherworld.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[13:21] <@spiritflame> irasshai LOVELYgirl
[13:22] <LOVELYgirl> Hello~?
[13:23] <@Dоcтоʀ X> 'Allo!
[13:23] <Texas_Samurai> Howdy :D
[13:23] <LOVELYgirl> How're you two?
[13:23] <LOVELYgirl> How're you two?
[13:24] <Texas_Samurai> Pretty good :D
[13:24] <@Dоcтоʀ X> How are you?
[13:24] <LOVELYgirl> I'm alright.
[13:24] <LOVELYgirl> Going shopping later.
[13:25] * TheGreyElf appears to be asleep on the couch, albit sitting up. Or dead sitting up. Though the former can't be true and the latter is half true
[13:26] <Texas_Samurai> Ah got laundry goin' on XD
[13:28] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I'
[13:28] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ll help with that
[13:28] <LOVELYgirl> Eh, laundry's alright.
[13:29] <Texas_Samurai> You don't haveta
[13:29] <@Dоcтоʀ X> You've taken care of me for a week and a half it's the least I can do :D
[13:29] * @Doctor X goes to check on it :)
[13:29] <Texas_Samurai> ^^
[13:29] <Texas_Samurai> Where y'headed, Miss Miara?
[13:31] * Maki is still sitting on the sofa, staring straight ahead
[13:32] <Texas_Samurai> ...
[13:32] <Texas_Samurai> Miss Maki, you been there all night?
[13:32] <Maki> Lock Down mode disengage
[13:32] <Maki> yes
[13:33] * TheGreyElf opens his eyes and looks at Maki
[13:33] <Texas_Samurai> Y'... Y'didn't hear anythin', did ya? ^^;
[13:33] * TheGreyElf looks at Maki.
[13:33] *** Maki is young woman with long brown red hair tied back tight in a long ponytail. She has cold blue eyes and barely blinks. Her face has a constant stotic look to it.
Her image Song is: .
[13:33] <Maki> negitive...lock down mode turns off all sensors with exception for movement
[13:33] <LOVELYgirl> Probably some department stores.
[13:33] <Texas_Samurai> <_<
[13:34] <Texas_Samurai> Okay XD;
[13:34] <LOVELYgirl> I like Ginza, but it's so expensive...
[13:35] <LOVELYgirl> Hello.
[13:35] * Maki turns slowly and looks at Miara
[13:35] <Maki> indentifying..Miara....species...Lupa.....designation....spouse to captain.....response:...hello
[13:36] <LOVELYgirl> Are you Maki?
[13:36] <Maki> yes
[13:37] <TheGreyElf> Hmmmm. What an odd girl...
[13:38] <LOVELYgirl> Taki said they got a new android
[13:38] <Maki> I am android model MK-I...designation Maki
[13:39] <LOVELYgirl> It's nice to meet you, Maki.
[13:39] <TheGreyElf> Android? Like one of those mechanical robot things?
[13:41] <Maki> YES
[13:41] <Maki> *yes
[13:41] <Maki> (( caps lock stuck ))
[13:42] * TheGreyElf stares at Maki for a few moments. "... huh"
[13:43] * Maki looks back..her eyes don't blink
[13:43] *** psYchO_saKi [murdergrrl@dinsdaleinvestigations.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[13:43] <@spiritflame> irasshai psYchO_saKi
[13:43] * psYchO_saKi walks in and drops on a chair
[13:43] <psYchO_saKi> God it was so f[BLEEP]king hard to get those kids to leave me alone
[13:44] * psYchO_saKi pawned them off on another orphanage
[13:44] <LOVELYgirl> I don't mean to be rude, Maki, but were you given a directive in coming here?
[13:44] <Maki> yes
[13:44] <Maki> I was told to adapt myself to others
[13:44] * Maki turns and looks to Saki
[13:44] * psYchO_saKi looks at Maki, scans Maki, shrugs and relaxes, breaking down her Casull
[13:44] <LOVELYgirl> Ah, I see.
[13:45] * psYchO_saKi treats her gun like a parent would treat her child
[13:45] <Maki> Name...Sakura April Shinguji....
[13:46] <Maki> Designation: Technology source
[13:46] <Maki> Threat Level: 11
[13:46] * psYchO_saKi gives Maki a sadistic, happy grin
[13:46] * LOVELYgirl waves to Saki
[13:46] <psYchO_saKi> ♡ That's right, I *always turn it up to 11* ♡
[13:46] <TheGreyElf> .... She's an 11? On a scale of what I assume to be out of 10? How is that even possible?
[13:46] * psYchO_saKi waves to Miara
[13:47] <psYchO_saKi> Because I'm special :3
[13:47] * psYchO_saKi looks at Miara again
[13:47] <psYchO_saKi> Your design interests me, android.
[13:47] <LOVELYgirl> Probably more than 11...
[13:47] * psYchO_saKi looks at her own hand, flexing her fingers
[13:48] * Maki just stares at Saki
[13:48] <psYchO_saKi> What's your manufacture date?
[13:49] <Maki> I was manufactures on April 3rd, 2009
[13:49] <Maki> *manufactured
[13:49] <psYchO_saKi> ...
[13:49] <psYchO_saKi> 2009.
[13:50] * psYchO_saKi puts her gun down on the table, and stalks over to Maki, looking her over more closely.
[13:50] <psYchO_saKi> 2009?
[13:50] * psYchO_saKi 's eyes narrow to cat slits, she's not threatening, but curious right now.
[13:50] * psYchO_saKi walks all around her, sniffing the air almost.
[13:51] * psYchO_saKi tilts her head to the left... to the right
[13:51] <psYchO_saKi> Your basic design philosophy is weird.
[13:51] <psYchO_saKi> There are elements similar to my own.
[13:52] <psYchO_saKi> But not... correct.
[13:52] <psYchO_saKi> It's like someone smashed open a jigsaw puzzle and put it back together wrong because they had no idea what the template should be.
[13:52] <psYchO_saKi> Some of you is definitely 31st Century technology like me.
[13:53] <Maki> correct
[13:53] * psYchO_saKi murmurs to herself and sits back down.
[13:53] <psYchO_saKi> Interesting~
[13:53] * psYchO_saKi goes back to cleaning her gun.
[13:54] * LOVELYgirl munches on some spiced cashews
[13:55] <LOVELYgirl> Have you seen the whole house, Maki?
[13:56] *** ooh I'm looking at a zoomed in picture of a 100 dollar bill, on franklin's left side (facing us) there's a tiny line that says "the united states of america"
[13:57] <Maki> (( did not know that! ))
[13:58] <TheGreyElf> (( Money is full of things like that, to help protect agenist countefits ))
[13:58] <Texas_Samurai> look near the name franklin
[13:59] *** yes but it's fun to find!
[14:01] *** brb
[14:08] <LOVELYgirl> (( interesting ))
[14:14] * LOVELYgirl gets rid of the cashew bag and grabs some water
[14:17] * @Doctor X is back with thw laundry in a big bag
[14:17] <Texas_Samurai> Hon, did y'fold th' clothes?
[14:17] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Fold?
[14:17] <Texas_Samurai> ...
[14:18] <Texas_Samurai> Y'didn't just toss 'em in th' bag outta th' dryer did ya?
[14:18] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ...Maybe I did... maybe I didn't <_<
[14:18] <@Dоcтоʀ X> It's Schr:::odinger's Laundry Bag
[14:18] <LOVELYgirl> He totally didn't.
[14:18] <Texas_Samurai> ...
[14:18] * Texas_Samurai sighs a little
[14:18] <Texas_Samurai> Let me at that bag XD
[14:19] * Texas_Samurai takes it away from X n' peers inside
[14:19] * Texas_Samurai shakes her head in profound shame for the man she loves.
[14:19] * Texas_Samurai is away: foldin' n' fluffin.
[14:19] <@Dоcтоʀ X> What
[14:19] <Maki> is he in error
[14:19] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Whaaaaat?
[14:21] <psYchO_saKi> Clothes don't fold themselves, Time Lord.
[14:21] <Maki> is he in error
[14:21] <psYchO_saKi> Yes, and an idiot.
[14:21] <@Dоcтоʀ X> So harsh :P
[14:22] <Maki> idiot...fool...moron....dumb..stupid....
[14:22] * Maki tilts her head
[14:22] * @Doctor X turns to Maki
[14:22] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Oi! I hardly know you!
[14:22] <LOVELYgirl> Gems is the type who folds it, so she expects you to.
[14:22] <@Dоcтоʀ X> You don't get to call me that for weeks, yet!
[14:23] * Maki just stares at X
[14:23] * @Doctor X looks at Miara with a lost look only a man could have.
[14:23] <LOVELYgirl> She's just reciting >>
[14:24] * @Doctor X wasn't yelling at Maki, so much as protesting weakly
[14:24] <Maki> perhaps it would help if I attempted emoting
[14:24] * Maki smiles a smile that looks like those japanese robot smiles.......
[14:25] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Oh my god that's creepy.
[14:25] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Points for effort but fail for uncanny valley.
[14:25] * Maki stops
[14:25] <psYchO_saKi> Hey Xadium
[14:26] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Can you not call me that, it's not my name ><
[14:26] <psYchO_saKi> And I'm not a psycho killbot.
[14:26] <psYchO_saKi> Xadium.
[14:26] <LOVELYgirl> But it's in our MEMORIES
[14:26] <psYchO_saKi> Why don't you go find her Data's emotion ship
[14:26] <psYchO_saKi> ^chip
[14:26] <LOVELYgirl> You're going to have to live with it sometimes.
[14:26] <@Dоcтоʀ X> But it's.. it's floating in space somewhere
[14:27] <psYchO_saKi> Not "somewhere"
[14:27] <psYchO_saKi> In Romulan Space.
[14:27] <LOVELYgirl> That's still a lot of territory.
[14:28] <LOVELYgirl> Though maybe you could scan for it.
[14:28] <psYchO_saKi> It's not like he has anything else to do :P
[14:28] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Hey! I work!
[14:28] <psYchO_saKi> When was the last time you did that :P
[14:28] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I'm on Vacation till Monday :P
[14:28] <@Dоcтоʀ X> And I was sick :P
[14:29] <psYchO_saKi> If only your poor clients knew what you did to their computers
[14:29] <@Dоcтоʀ X> What
[14:29] * psYchO_saKi grins
[14:29] <psYchO_saKi> Do you know how he cleans out keyboards?
[14:29] <psYchO_saKi> I can tell you.
[14:29] * LOVELYgirl giggles
[14:29] <@Dоcтоʀ X> They don't care how I clean out keyboards :P
[14:29] <psYchO_saKi> Show them, then.
[14:29] <psYchO_saKi> Show them the creature.
[14:30] <@Dоcтоʀ X> What, Mr. Slimy?
[14:30] <psYchO_saKi> Yes, Mr. Slimy
[14:30] * @Doctor X fishes around in his pocket
[14:30] * @Doctor X pulls out something that for all intents and purposes looks like a giant green snot.
[14:31] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Mr. Slimy is a lifeform from the Zaphlax cluster.
[14:31] <@Dоcтоʀ X> He likes to eat dirt, skin flakes and food particles.
[14:31] <LOVELYgirl> It eats dirt and stuffs?
[14:31] <@Dоcтоʀ X> So I set him on a keyboard, let him ooze in between the keys, and he eats all the gunk in there.
[14:31] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Yes.
[14:32] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Then I pull him out and Presto! clean keyboard.
[14:32] *** you may find these lifeforms packaged in stores as "Cyber Clean"
[14:32] <LOVELYgirl> Neat. And not all suspicious.
[14:32] <@Dоcтоʀ X> [URL]
[14:33] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Well that's why all the work is done away from customer's eyes.
[14:34] *** I actually use this, it's good, but the bad thing is you can't clean it.
[14:34] *** the drawback is you have to throw it away after a while
[14:34] <LOVELYgirl> (( it's like sticky tack. i had TONS of that in college ))
[14:34] *** :O
[14:34] *** ^ :D
[14:40] * Maki stands "I must return to headquarters...."
[14:40] * Maki bows stiffly and leaves through the door...
[14:40] <LOVELYgirl> Bye, Maki.
[14:41] *** Maki has left #suburbansenshi2
[14:45] * @Doctor X sits down on Lone☆Star Sofa
[14:45] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I need to do something nice for Gemini... she's put up with so much the last few weeks.
[14:45] <LOVELYgirl> So, you two okay otherwise?
[14:45] * Nyan meanwhile has found the laundry....the very comfy laundry
[14:45] <psYchO_saKi> Throw yourself odd a bridge?
[14:45] <psYchO_saKi> ^off
[14:45] <@Dоcтоʀ X> How does that help Gemini?
[14:46] <psYchO_saKi> She doesn't have to see your face anymore! :D
[14:46] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I hate you.
[14:46] * psYchO_saKi grins
[14:46] <LOVELYgirl> Right.
[14:46] <LOVELYgirl> Take her on a date or make her dinner. Or set a date. Flowers.
[14:46] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Right! :D
[14:47] * @Doctor X writes all that down
[14:47] <LOVELYgirl> Take her somewhere she's never been you think she might really like?
[14:47] * Nyan decides to sit on the laundry
[14:48] <LOVELYgirl> You might get her another pet.
[14:49] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Well...
[14:49] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I plan to get Rally back somehow
[14:51] <LOVELYgirl> Ne, I saw a show the other day where the grooms surprised their fiances with weddings
[14:51] <LOVELYgirl> You could always try that ;p
[14:51] * @Doctor X blushes
[14:51] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Well, we haven't been engaged all that long, it might be too fast <_<
[14:52] <LOVELYgirl> Well, you should set a date sometime soon, right?
[14:52] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Yeah, she's still debating when in the summer she wants it.
[14:52] <LOVELYgirl> Gems is all romantic, she'll probably like planning it and picking things out.
[14:53] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Yeah...
[14:53] <LOVELYgirl> Maybe she'll want to get married in the prarie or something.
[14:54] <LOVELYgirl> Prairie?
[14:54] <LOVELYgirl> Still looks wrong >>
[14:54] <@Dоcтоʀ X> No, I think you have it.
[14:54] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Well, apparently the Sunrise Ranch still exists in Texas
[14:55] <@Dоcтоʀ X> (( there IS actually sucha ranch ))
[14:55] <@Dоcтоʀ X> So we may try there.
[14:57] * LOVELYgirl rubs her belly a bit
[14:57] <LOVELYgirl> I was going to go shopping, but now I'm tired...
[14:58] <@Dоcтоʀ X> :<
[14:59] <@Dоcтоʀ X> How's the baby?
[14:59] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Is there any bonding happening?
[14:59] <LOVELYgirl> I should have just gone right after work, I suppose. He's okay.
[14:59] * @Doctor X has been practiving a little with Gems
[14:59] <psYchO_saKi> Oh that poor woman
[14:59] * @Doctor X shoots Saki a look
[14:59] <@Dоcтоʀ X> What is your problem with me, anyway :P
[15:00] * psYchO_saKi mumbles something about how she improved him so much with the Impresario Project and now he's back to boring-dull Time Lord
[15:00] <LOVELYgirl> This kind of bond is more natural, but he's not really aware yet. At this point it just tells me how he's doing.
[15:00] <@Dоcтоʀ X> :<
[15:01] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Ahh.
[15:01] <LOVELYgirl> But it's also more than that...it's hard to explain.
[15:02] * @Doctor X nods
[15:04] <@Dоcтоʀ X> It's amazing.
[15:04] <LOVELYgirl> How's it going with Gems?
[15:04] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Not badm still very early going yet.
[15:05] <LOVELYgirl> It normally does take much longer, so that's not a bad thing.
[15:06] <@Dоcтоʀ X> It's a very profound thing.
[15:06] <LOVELYgirl> Yeah ^_^
[15:08] <LOVELYgirl> You think you two will have kids?
[15:08] * @Doctor X blushes
[15:08] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Maybe...
[15:09] <@Dоcтоʀ X> She's not opposed.
[15:10] <LOVELYgirl> You'd be good parents.
[15:11] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I know Gemini would be, I have no idea bout me XD
[15:12] * Nyan pads into the room and streaches
[15:12] <LOVELYgirl> You'd be fine. You take care of plenty of people around here when you can.
[15:12] <@Dоcтоʀ X> 'Allo Nyan!
[15:12] <LOVELYgirl> Hi Nyan
[15:12] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I try, it just doesn't feel like I do much, sometimes.
[15:13] * Nyan hops up onto X's lap and kneads his legs
[15:13] * LOVELYgirl picks up Nyan and pets him a bit
[15:14] * @Doctor X looks at his pants where the claw marks are and chuckles, it's the price one pays for having a cat, but he happily pays it
[15:15] * Nyan purrs happily
[15:15] <Nyan> is everyone happy :D
[15:15] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Yes :D
[15:15] <psYchO_saKi> yup
[15:15] * psYchO_saKi is away: target practice
[15:18] <Nyan> yaaay
[15:18] <Nyan> happiness is important!
[15:21] * Texas_Samurai is back from foldin' laundry
[15:21] <LOVELYgirl> Hey Gems
[15:21] * @Doctor X hands Gemini something he just made while waiting
[15:21] <LOVELYgirl> All better/
[15:21] <LOVELYgirl> ?
[15:21] <Texas_Samurai> Aawh~
[15:21] * Texas_Samurai smiles
[15:22] <Texas_Samurai> Yup!
[15:22] <Nyan> is that me too? :D
[15:22] <Texas_Samurai> But yer gonna have t' learn t'fold, X XD
[15:22] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Yes it is, Nyan :D
[15:22] <Nyan> :D
[15:22] * Texas_Samurai 'll treasure it D:
[15:22] <Nyan> laundry is comfy :3
[15:23] <Texas_Samurai> ^ :D
[15:24] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Miss Gemini Sunrise, we're going out for dinner!
[15:24] <Texas_Samurai> Ooh! Where! :D
[15:24] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I don't Know! XD
[15:24] * Texas_Samurai laughs
[15:24] <Texas_Samurai> We'll pick a spot :D
[15:28] <Nyan> dinner????
[15:28] <Texas_Samurai> Yup!
[15:28] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Hmm.
[15:29] * @Doctor X calls Artemis
[15:29] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Nyan, would you like to have a playdate with artemis tonight?
[15:29] <Nyan> yeah :D
[15:29] * @Doctor X arranges it
[15:29] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Okay, he'll come over to our place later otnight :D
[15:32] *** @Wolfwood [The_Unholy_Terror@avast.rr.gov] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[15:32] *** @spiritflame sets mode +o @Wolfwood
[15:32] <@spiritflame> irasshai @Wolfwood
[15:32] <Nyan> :D
[15:32] <@Dоcтоʀ X> 'Allo Wolf!
[15:33] <LOVELYgirl> Hey
[15:33] * @Wolfwood is listening to: Far East Movement - Like A G6.mp3 [ 128 kbps]
[15:33] <@Wolfwood> Sup homes.
[15:33] <@Wolfwood> And others.
[15:36] <Texas_Samurai> What's new?
[15:38] <@Wolfwood> Not much. Work work work.
[15:38] <@Wolfwood> Going Stateside this weekend for a job.
[15:40] <@Dоcтоʀ X> What kind of job
[15:41] <@Wolfwood> VIP client protection
[15:41] <@Wolfwood> Escort some son of an oil tycoon around and make sure no one takes a shot at him
[15:42] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Ahh
[15:42] <@Wolfwood> It pays decent-ish
[15:42] // GINGA net.news FLASH // · · A lost remote control is an annoyance. A house fire is a tragedy. A 19-year-old near Cleveland turned the former into the latter when he used a lighter to search under his bed for a missing remote. · ·
[15:44] *** So Wolf. I found a picture of your room.




[15:44] <@Wolfwood> <_<
[15:45] <@Wolfwood> I deny all knowlage of such a place and if I had such knowlage I would not be in a position to disclose said information.
[15:45] *** Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight~
[15:45] * Texas_Samurai busts out laughin'
[15:45] <@Wolfwood> I see nuzzink I know NUZZINK.
[15:46] <@Wolfwood> (( inb4 glorious Hogan's Heroes joke ))
[15:47] <Texas_Samurai> Oh god it\'s like Denny the Dope Dealer but for guns (NSFW image)
[15:47] <Nyan> alot of guns :O
[15:48] <@Wolfwood> OH FOR THE GREAT SQUIRREL GOD MY EYES
[15:48] * @Doctor X changes topic to `[15:48] <@Wolfwood> OH FOR THE GREAT SQUIRREL GOD MY EYES `
[15:48] <@Wolfwood> You. Cowgirl.
[15:48] <@Wolfwood> For this she will come for your soul.
[15:49] <Texas_Samurai> Huh?
[15:49] <@Wolfwood> I swear it.
[15:49] <Texas_Samurai> D:
[15:49] <@Wolfwood> The great squirrel god.
[15:50] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Squirrel Girl?
[15:50] <@Dоcтоʀ X> She beat Dr. Doom.
[15:51] <@Wolfwood> No.
[15:51] <@Wolfwood> I will have none of your false gods.
[15:51] <@Wolfwood>




[15:52] <Texas_Samurai> ...
[15:52] <@Wolfwood> goddamnitImissthatshow
[15:52] <Texas_Samurai> Ah remember her!!
[15:52] <@Wolfwood> I remember good cartoons.
[15:52] <Texas_Samurai> Ah saw her back in th' 30's
[15:53] <@Wolfwood> Good times.
[15:53] <Nyan> !!
[15:53] * Nyan tries to chase after the squirral picture
[15:54] <@Wolfwood> daw
[15:54] * @Wolfwood is listening to: Jay-Z - DOA (Death of Autotune).mp3 [128 kbps]
[15:56] <@Wolfwood> So whats the plan for tonight kids?
[15:57] <Texas_Samurai> X is takin' me out t'dinner! Somewhere!
[15:57] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Yup, just have to figure out that pesky "Where" bit.
[15:57] <@Wolfwood> Daw you kids and your sickening young love
[15:57] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Hush married man XD
[15:58] * LOVELYgirl is back
[15:58] <LOVELYgirl> What'd I miss?
[15:59] <@Dоcтоʀ X> A very sexy arms dealer.
[15:59] <@Wolfwood> Well.
[15:59] <@Wolfwood> Yes I am, thank you.
[15:59] * @Doctor X points ot the picture.
[16:01] <@Wolfwood> I hate you.
[16:01] <@Dоcтоʀ X> :D
[16:06] * LOVELYgirl looks in the fridge a minute or two
[16:06] *** There's something living in the fridge.
[16:07] *** Don't know what it is at all.
[16:07] *** It's green and growin' hair
[16:07] *** It's been there since July
[16:08] *** You can't stop the mold from growing
[16:09] <LOVELYgirl> Meh.
[16:09] <LOVELYgirl> Anyone want cake?
[16:09] <Texas_Samurai> Please! :D
[16:09] * @Wolfwood tackles the mold
[16:10] * @Wolfwood goes all Saxton Hale on that s[BLEEP]t
[16:10] *** The Mold now looks like David Bowie
[16:12] * LOVELYgirl comes back out with a small cake with green icing
[16:12] <Texas_Samurai> Awwh, thanks Miss Miara :D
[16:13] * Nyan curls up
[16:13] * Green Cake smells super minty
[16:14] <Texas_Samurai> Ooh~
[16:15] * @Wolfwood fights at it with Arty's litter box and a loaf of stale wheat bread
[16:16] *** It fightd back with pelvic thrusts
[16:17] <@Wolfwood> Oh god it
[16:17] <@Wolfwood> 's like boyscouts all over again
[16:17] * LOVELYgirl noms her piece of cake
[16:19] <Texas_Samurai> Miss Miara, this is dee-licious! Larrupin' good stuff!
[16:20] <LOVELYgirl> Oh, I didn't make it.
[16:20] <Texas_Samurai> Still good, though! Thanks fer sharin'!
[16:21] * @Wolfwood is hurled into the front door, which shatters, and into a speeding SUV
[16:21] * @Wolfwood is away: Oh god my face
[16:21] <LOVELYgirl> Heh...he gets damaged more than I did when I started training here.
[16:23] * LOVELYgirl takes another, slightly smaller piece of cake
[16:23] <Texas_Samurai> He's got th' worst luck in some respects~
[16:25] <@Dоcтоʀ X> And the best in others
[16:30] <LOVELYgirl> Hm. Time to go.
[16:30] <LOVELYgirl> See you later!
[16:30] <@Dоcтоʀ X> See you, take care!
[16:30] *** LOVELYgirl [amongimmortals@otherworld.net] has left #suburbansenshi2 (In a louder voice/with a greater love.)
[16:30] <Texas_Samurai> Bye!
[16:35] * @Wolfwood returns!
[16:36] *** Nyan has left #suburbansenshi2 (*resting*)
[16:36] * @Wolfwood chases after the david bowie mold with the front end of a Subaru
[16:36] *** @Wolfwood [The_Unholy_Terror@avast.rr.gov] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Tokyo state of mind)
[17:10] <HTMLCoder.exe> Hey X
[17:11] <HTMLCoder.exe> How about a YOUTUBE tag?
[17:11] <@Dоcтоʀ X> not a good idea in here
[17:11] <@Dоcтоʀ X> The page autorefreshes every 7 seconds via Ajax
[17:11] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Teh video would reload each time.
[17:11] <HTMLCoder.exe> oh
[17:12] <HTMLCoder.exe> mine works by getting messages one by one from the server ^_^
[17:12] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Yeah it would get annoying fast :D
[17:12] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Are you using a Database?
[17:12] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I'm not XD
[17:13] <HTMLCoder.exe> or rather asking the server, "anything new for me, IDblablabla?", and the server either says "nah" or gives a JSONed array of new stuff
[17:13] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Yes that is the proper way to do it XD
[17:13] <HTMLCoder.exe> yeah, good old mysql
[17:13] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I never claimed this was the proper way, but it's very portable and needs no database.
[17:14] <HTMLCoder.exe> wait a second
[17:14] <HTMLCoder.exe> you write HTML directly to a html file which is then refreshed here?
[17:14] <@Dоcтоʀ X> yes.
[17:15] <HTMLCoder.exe> ...
[17:15] <@Dоcтоʀ X> What
[17:15] <HTMLCoder.exe> It's not like I never tried that myself though ^_^ like a few years ago ^_^
[17:15] <@Dоcтоʀ X> XD
[17:16] <@Dоcтоʀ X> yes this is old, but venerable tech.
[17:16] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I don't really need anything fancier, and I've had databases fail on me enough times that I really don't ewanto deal with them.
[17:16] <HTMLCoder.exe> yeah, and like you said, portable
[17:17] <HTMLCoder.exe> well, before i REALLy got into mysql, I had that kinda-database format I invented
[17:17] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Yup.
[17:17] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Oh?
[17:18] <HTMLCoder.exe> separated by newlines. first line was a header
[17:18] <HTMLCoder.exe> coloumns were separated by pipes.
[17:18] <HTMLCoder.exe> Good times...
[17:19] <@Dоcтоʀ X> :D
[17:19] <HTMLCoder.exe> V2 was more sophisticated though
[17:21] <HTMLCoder.exe> an IDX file listing all tables and coloumns for each table (Maybe even rowcount, don't remember), all in binary. Tbl files for tables, tbk for backups. 0x00, 0x01 and 0x02 as separators for various stuff.
[17:22] <HTMLCoder.exe> Still, using MySQL was so f[BLEEP]king easy (and it was obviousky more functional) that I said f[BLEEP]kit
[17:23] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Well yeah it's meant to be simple to interface with.
[17:24] <HTMLCoder.exe> right now I am working on a picture database with searchable text and s[BLEEP]t
[17:24] <HTMLCoder.exe> cause otherwise it's kinda hard to find a pic I need right now on my HDD
[17:26] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Wjat OS?
[17:26] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ^What
[17:26] <HTMLCoder.exe> Vista >_<
[17:26] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Hmm does Vista have the libraries function for pooling all image dirs into one folder or is that just 7
[17:26] <HTMLCoder.exe> The thumbnails won't help. I have like a ton of folders. And the filenames are mostly Unix timestamps from 4chan
[17:27] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ah.
[17:27] <HTMLCoder.exe> I think it's for 7
[17:27] <@Dоcтоʀ X> But if it's searchable test how will that help you, if the filenames are all gibberish?
[17:27] <HTMLCoder.exe> The idea came when I was trying to find a particular image which would be SO easy to find if only I could search text
[17:27] <HTMLCoder.exe> Well, it's kinda simple.
[17:28] * Texas_Samurai goes t'look fer Dinner reservations whil th' boys talk shop
[17:28] <HTMLCoder.exe> When you add a new image, you enter all text on it in a field which gets saved with the image
[17:29] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Oh, you have to do all the work beforehand
[17:29] <@Dоcтоʀ X> like ID3 tags for MP3s
[17:29] <HTMLCoder.exe> It's also possible to write a few tags, as well as select a cat (like demotivators, rage, paint)
[17:29] <HTMLCoder.exe> Well, doing OCR in php would be like digging out s[BLEEP]t with a spoon
[17:30] <HTMLCoder.exe> Slow, smelly and pointless.
[17:30] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Yeah.
[17:32] <HTMLCoder.exe> imagine the horror
[17:32] <HTMLCoder.exe> OCR in php
[17:33] <@Dоcтоʀ X> hehe
[17:39] <HTMLCoder.exe> I always thought of OCR like some black voodoo
[17:39] <@Dоcтоʀ X> It's just outline recognition
[17:39] <HTMLCoder.exe> all I got you gotta tell it about the basic shapes first
[17:40] <HTMLCoder.exe> like vertical line, half-circle, circle, and so on
[17:40] <HTMLCoder.exe> and then say like a small p is a vertical line going down and a halfcircle going right from it
[17:40] <HTMLCoder.exe> but recognizing outlines means you gotta program in 2D
[17:43] <HTMLCoder.exe> a small p. he he. I said "a small p"!
[17:46] <@Dоcтоʀ X> hehe
[17:54] * Texas_Samurai hooks on a new Stampede string to her hat
[17:57] * Texas_Samurai peers inside her hat
[17:57] <Texas_Samurai> Well lookit that...
[17:57] <TheGreyElf> .....
[17:57] <@Dоcтоʀ X> What?
[17:58] * Texas_Samurai points to a small symbol on th' inside brim that looks like a skull n' crossbones
[17:58] <Texas_Samurai> Never noticed that before...
[17:58] * @Doctor X looks at it
[17:58] <TheGreyElf> You are a pirate now
[17:59] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Ahh, this is a tribute to the early hatmakers.
[17:59] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I know what this is.
[17:59] <Texas_Samurai> Huh?
[17:59] <@Dоcтоʀ X> In the old days the felt used on hats was treated with mercury.
[17:59] <@Dоcтоʀ X> This mercury would eventually poison the hatmaker.
[18:00] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Hence the phrase "mad as a hatter."
[18:00] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Some hats are still made with a small skull and crossbones sign on the inside to commemorate those who died.
[18:00] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Well, higher-end hats.
[18:02] <Eitak_Razal> That's also why the matter hatter looks the way he does in the new movie, due to mecury posoining effects
[18:05] * @Doctor X looks at his watch
[18:06] <@Dоcтоʀ X> All right Gems, let's go :D
[18:06] <Texas_Samurai> Dinner?
[18:06] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Yup, but let's go get changed first :D
[18:06] *** @Doctor X [in_ex_officio@TARDIS2010.sen] has left #suburbansenshi2 (I've got a great spot reserved for us :D)
[18:06] *** Texas_Samurai [shiny@lonestar.com] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Yeehaw!)
[18:07] *** Mister Dinsdale [Mr_J@dinsdaleinvestigations.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[18:07] <@spiritflame> irasshai Mister Dinsdale
[18:07] <Mister Dinsdale> Aww man what a day
[18:10] <SecOpsGirl> Man, what a day!
[18:10] <Mister Dinsdale> Hey, what's up?
[18:11] <SecOpsGirl> Not too much, but I solved my hangover, so I'm doing okay.
[18:11] *** [H!P]Allison Blitz [goldengirl@mini.helloproject.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[18:11] <@spiritflame> irasshai [H!P]Allison Blitz
[18:11] <SecOpsGirl> You doing okay?
[18:11] * Mister Dinsdale watches the "Cutie Patootie" video again and pales
[18:12] <Mister Dinsdale> I was till I saw this.
[18:12] * SecOpsGirl changes the youtube channel on the TV to cats.
[18:13] <SecOpsGirl> Let's get this out of your head.
[18:14] * SecOpsGirl starts playing An Engineer's Guide to Cats.
[18:14] <SecOpsGirl> This should reset your head.
[18:14] <Mister Dinsdale> Vat is Das
[18:16] <SecOpsGirl> Take a look http://www.youtube.com/user/klusmanp#p/u/0/mHXBL6bzAR4
[18:16] <SecOpsGirl> here
[18:17] <// J_Daito //> I am going to destroy Gemini Sunrise.
[18:18] <SecOpsGirl> Why?
[18:18] <// J_Daito //> I have found something that will cause her great pain.
[18:18] <// J_Daito //> Great pain.
[18:18] <SecOpsGirl> The secret of glue?
[18:18] <// J_Daito //> Her family ranch still exists.
[18:19] <// J_Daito //> No but I thought about that
[18:19] <// J_Daito //> And look at their website.
[18:19] <Mister Dinsdale> Oh like yours is better.
[18:20] <// J_Daito //> Mine is spartan in simplicity.
[18:21] <// J_Daito //> That is just harmful.
[18:21] <SecOpsGirl> And seems not finished...
[18:21] <SecOpsGirl> Doing better Dinsdale?
[18:22] <Mister Dinsdale> Yes
[18:23] <SecOpsGirl> I don't think Corporal Cuddling would work on Artemis though... ^_^;
[18:24] <Mister Dinsdale> hehe
[18:26] <SecOpsGirl> Check out Advanced Cat Yodeling as well...
[18:27] *** brb i must... "help" the cat
[18:29] <Eitak_Razal> It's obviously place holders jed. The main page even says "UNDER CONSTRUCTION" in big bold letters.
[18:31] <// J_Daito //> Do not ruin my joy.
[18:32] <SecOpsGirl> I'm curious about the legality of leasing cattle to maintain an exemtion however...
[18:32] *** It's legal i think
[18:32] *** In FL as long as you've got one animal you can claim it
[18:33] <SecOpsGirl> I'll defer to GV, then...
[18:33] *** that's why you'll see new housing developments in urban areas with a cow just grazing on the land
[18:33] *** it's hilarious
[18:33] <SecOpsGirl> ... Can I start a cat farm?
[18:33] *** sorry it has to be a farm animal haha
[18:34] <SecOpsGirl> So goats would work?
[18:34] *** probably
[18:35] <SecOpsGirl> Actually, I've heard that some cities are hiring herds of goats to deal with Kudzu and other invasive herbage...
[18:36] <// J_Daito //> Then they will import people from the caribbean to eat the goats once they have fulfilled thier function
[18:37] <SecOpsGirl> Look, here.
[18:37] <// J_Daito //> then mercenaries to kill them
[18:37] <// J_Daito //> then army types to jail the mercs
[18:38] <// J_Daito //> then supervillians to crush the army
[18:38] *** [H!P]Allison Blitz [goldengirl@mini.helloproject.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[18:38] <@spiritflame> irasshai [H!P]Allison Blitz
[18:38] <SecOpsGirl> Why import? Goat is good stuff... Lots of local middle eastern places as well.
[18:38] <// J_Daito //> then superheros to crush them
[18:38] <SecOpsGirl> Hello Ms. Blitz.
[18:38] <// J_Daito //> I'm constructing a chain here. a chain.
[18:39] <SecOpsGirl> A chain with weak links...
[18:39] *** Masaki O`Cain has joined #suburbansenshi2
[18:39] <@spiritflame> irasshai Masaki O`Cain
[18:39] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Jedite has a crushing fetish?
[18:39] * Masaki O`Cain walks in with a box
[18:40] <SecOpsGirl> Crushing and Chains apparently.
[18:40] * Masaki O`Cain drops the box
[18:41] <Masaki O`Cain> ugggh
[18:43] <Masaki O`Cain> yo
[18:43] <SecOpsGirl> Yo?
[18:43] <SecOpsGirl> Hi there!
[18:43] <Masaki O`Cain> delivery made
[18:44] * SecOpsGirl looks in the box.
[18:45] * the box is full of manga
[18:45] *** LOVELYgirl [amongimmortals@otherworld.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[18:45] <@spiritflame> irasshai LOVELYgirl
[18:45] <Masaki O'Cain> now who is going to pay the bill...
[18:45] <LOVELYgirl> What bill?
[18:45] <SecOpsGirl> Neat... What titles you got?
[18:46] <SecOpsGirl> And who ordered them?
[18:46] <LOVELYgirl> Oh. Not me :p
[18:47] <Masaki O'Cain> someone in this house ((DUH DUH DUUUUUUUH)
[18:48] <LOVELYgirl> And that could be anyone!
[18:48] <SecOpsGirl> What, they didn't leave a name?
[18:49] <Masaki O'Cain> nope..just the address and the books they wanted ordered
[18:50] <LOVELYgirl> Hm.
[18:50] <SecOpsGirl> What sort of titles, then? Maybe we can guess by subject matter?
[18:50] <LOVELYgirl> Are they H-manga?
[18:51] <Masaki O'Cain> a few
[18:51] <Masaki O'Cain> the H-Manga is on the bottom
[18:51] <Masaki O'Cain> as it always is
[18:51] <SecOpsGirl> Cat Girls?
[18:51] <LOVELYgirl> Well, that's less telling than a whole box of it.
[18:51] <Masaki O'Cain> nope
[18:51] <SecOpsGirl> Well that leaves out Artemis...
[18:53] <Masaki O'Cain> wel lthere's some sappy romance stuff in here
[18:54] <SecOpsGirl> Hmm, any mecha novels?
[18:54] <Masaki O'Cain> one or two..but there's also some comedy ones too
[18:55] <LOVELYgirl> Eh, whoever it is will show up eventually.
[18:55] <SecOpsGirl> So a whole variety of stuff then, with no unifying theme...
[18:55] <LOVELYgirl> Maybe the Prinnies, but they don't have any money.
[18:56] <Masaki O'Cain> yeah there really isn't
[18:56] <LOVELYgirl> Anyway, I did not get shopping today...again.
[18:57] <Mister Dinsdale> good video
[18:57] <SecOpsGirl> Where you want to go?
[18:58] <Masaki O'Cain> anyway I have to get going
[18:59] * Masaki O'Cain puts the bill on the box "make sure that whoever picks this up..pays the bill.."
[18:59] <LOVELYgirl> It's force field that or something if I were you, someone will just take it.
[19:00] <LOVELYgirl> Don't worry, I'm going to try again tomorrow after work.
[19:00] <Masaki O'Cain> how am I suppose to put one up
[19:01] <LOVELYgirl> Dunno?
[19:01] <SecOpsGirl> Hmm.
[19:01] <LOVELYgirl> Leave a note that says they have to come pay before they get it
[19:02] <Masaki O'Cain> can we hurry up if we are....I have to get going...play read through
[19:02] * SecOpsGirl puts a small device on the box.
[19:02] <Masaki O'Cain> wait no
[19:02] <Masaki O'Cain> not play read through...wrong day
[19:02] * SecOpsGirl watches as a shimmering field briefly appears and then fades due to a refraction Index of one...
[19:03] <SecOpsGirl> There.
[19:03] <Masaki O'Cain> thanks....but I can probably stay now anyway
[19:03] <LOVELYgirl> Oo. Nice.
[19:03] <LOVELYgirl> Well, we'll see what happens.
[19:03] <SecOpsGirl> That'll at least stop Etna and her prinnies.
[19:04] <Beauty_Queen> Stop me from what?
[19:07] <Yaijinden> Nothing you weren't already going to try.
[19:09] <SecOpsGirl> Yai!
[19:10] * SecOpsGirl throws her ... wait, we already did this one...
[19:10] <SecOpsGirl> How ya doing?
[19:15] * SecOpsGirl is away: whoops...
[19:16] <Yaijinden> Distracted, as she will see when she gets back.
[19:17] * Mister Dinsdale leans back ona couch
[19:17] <Masaki O'Cain> so what's up
[19:18] <Mister Dinsdale> ...Apparently the US is treating Bath Salts as the next big drug menace.
[19:19] <Mister Dinsdale> "In Brown's case, he said he had tried every drug from heroin to crack and was so shaken by terrifying hallucinations [from the bath salt] that he wrote to one Mississippi paper urging people to stay away from the bath salts. "
[19:19] <Yaijinden> And hungry.
[19:19] <Yaijinden> Oh man that's awesome!
[19:19] * LOVELYgirl rolls her eyes
[19:19] <Yaijinden> Where do I get some of THAT.
[19:19] <Mister Dinsdale> Well the thing is it tends to make people commit suicide.
[19:20] <Mister Dinsdale> Reading is FUNdamental
[19:25] <Yaijinden> Awesome~
[19:25] <Yaijinden> Let's snort us some RANDOM CHEMICALS.
[19:27] <Mister Dinsdale> oh my god someone ported all of star trek klingon to youtube
[19:27] <Masaki O'Cain> crazy times
[19:30] <LOVELYgirl> Klingon is cooool
[19:38] * LOVELYgirl is away 
[19:51] <Masaki O'Cain> hmm
[20:00] <Masaki O'Cain> quiet around here
[20:00] * Mister Dinsdale is watching Critic review the Room
[20:01] <Mister Dinsdale> My mind is breaking
[20:01] <Masaki O'Cain> you're weak
[20:01] <Masaki O'Cain> :P
[20:02] * David O`Cain suddenly pounces onto Masaki from behind, "MINE!"
[20:02] <Mister Dinsdale> She outs her hair down... to put it back up again.
[20:02] <Mister Dinsdale> What he doing to her bellybutton
[20:02] <TheGreyElf> I can show some really creepy stuff that will break your mind for real.
[20:03] <Mister Dinsdale> PROTIP IT DOESN'T GO IN THE BELLYBUTTON
[20:03] <Yaijinden> or does it :3
[20:03] <Masaki O'Cain> :P hi dear
[20:03] <David O`Cain> Hi, Masaki. How ya doing?
[20:04] * Mister Dinsdale is watching this movie. is in pain.
[20:05] * Mister Dinsdale watches the whole flower buying scene what
[20:06] <Mister Dinsdale> HELLO DOGGIE BYE
[20:06] <Mister Dinsdale> "It's me~"
[20:06] <Masaki O'Cain> fine..waiting for someone to pick up the mangas that were ordered here
[20:09] <David O`Cain> Another big order, huh?
[20:09] <Masaki O'Cain> yeah
[20:11] <SecOpsGirl> and back.
[20:11] <Mister Dinsdale> I did nacht hit her i did naaacht. Oh Hai Mark
[20:16] * @RiderHeroProject CRACKS DINSDALE IN THE HEAD WITH THE BLUNT OF HIS SWORD, SO HARD IT SONIC BOOMS
[20:17] <@RiderHeroProject> - They is no Tommy Wiseau in my house -
[20:17] <Mister Dinsdale> ?
[20:17] * Mister Dinsdale turns to look at Mike
[20:18] * Mister Dinsdale takes off his hat and looks at it
[20:18] <SecOpsGirl> Glad you wear that hat...
[20:18] * Mister Dinsdale dusts it off and puts it back on
[20:18] <TheGreyElf> .....
[20:18] <Mister Dinsdale> Yeha it's useful
[20:18] <TheGreyElf> I need a helmet made out of that stuff...
[20:18] <SecOpsGirl> I think we have a press that can take a dent out if you need it...
[20:18] <Masaki O'Cain> what's up with that hat?
[20:19] * Masaki O'Cain grabs the hat
[20:19] <@RiderHeroProject> next time, it's the neck and the sharp end
[20:19] * Mister Dinsdale is shocked she can lift it
[20:20] * Masaki O'Cain throws it up in the air and catches it
[20:20] <Mister Dinsdale> Please don't out your sharp end on my neck, Mike.
[20:20] <Mister Dinsdale> ^put
[20:21] <TheGreyElf> .... I'm surpised you can lift that hat.
[20:22] * @SpeedRcrX changes topic to ` TokuRiderFan: WTF IS ANTHRACITE`
[20:22] * Masaki O'Cain tosses the hat back to dinsdale
[20:22] <// J_Daito //> She was one of our Interns at the Dark Kingdom
[20:22] * Mister Dinsdale catches it and puts the hat back on his head
[20:23] <Beauty_Queen> That hat broke a table just by sitting on it. It's freaking heavy
[20:23] <Masaki O'Cain> I'm strong
[20:24] <SecOpsGirl> Why are we suddenly in coal mining?
[20:24] * Beauty_Queen blances her spear with one finger by the end of it's handle. "So I've noticed"
[20:24] <David O`Cain> No mistake about Masaki's strength.
[20:25] * Plushie-chan appears and puts a coal mineing helmet on Yumiko's head. It even has a lamp
[20:27] <Mister Dinsdale> ♫
[20:28] * SecOpsGirl looks at the lamp... is it carbide or oil and does it have a flame arrestor mesh...
[20:29] * Lsmp is more or less a light-bulb
[20:30] <Plushie-chan> I have a hat for ever occasion! Name it I have it
[20:30] <SecOpsGirl> Odd lamp...
[20:30] <Plushie-chan> It's a flashlight.
[20:30] * SecOpsGirl puts the hat back on.
[20:30] <Plushie-chan> You know, so you can see in the dark
[20:31] <Plushie-chan> It's just attached to the hat so you have both hands free
[20:31] <SecOpsGirl> Yes, but it's not the classic lamp I'm used to. I'm old fashioned.
[20:32] <SecOpsGirl> A nice oil lamp attached to the helmet now, that's classic.
[20:32] <Plushie-chan> I have one of those but it's a fire hazard...
[20:32] <SecOpsGirl> Open the wire mesh and you can light your cigar.
[20:32] <Plushie-chan> Also they cause explostion if there's a gas leak in the mine
[20:32] <SecOpsGirl> Meh, I'm overthinking again...
[20:33] <SecOpsGirl> Now, that's hy you have the wire mesh, stops explosions.
[20:41] <SecOpsGirl> Have I been too pedantic and driven the conversation away?
[20:42] <Plushie-chan> Yes, so you should take my challange and try and find a hat I don't have
[20:43] <Plushie-chan> Name an occasion or theme, and I'll find a matching hat
[20:43] <SecOpsGirl> What have you got for running away from Eldritch Horrors beyond human comprehension?
[20:44] * @RiderHeroProject changes topic to `Wizard and Toyfare Magazines shut down, doing to webzine format `
[20:44] <@RiderHeroProject> bah
[20:44] * @RiderHeroProject changes topic to `Wizard and Toyfare Magazines shut down, going to webzine format `
[20:45] <@RiderHeroProject> So, how about that psyhical medium hmm?
[20:46] <SecOpsGirl> Which one?
[20:46] <Plushie-chan> .... Ok. You stumped me on the first one. I think ANY hat would work in that situation as your more foused on running. OR mabye a blindfold if it's scary but that would make running harder
[20:47] <SecOpsGirl> Any is a big set, I'd go for "almost any ocassion".
[20:49] <SecOpsGirl> Although if you have a rocketeer helmet and matching jet pack, that might work...
[20:49] <Plushie-chan> I have the helmet, but not the jetpack
[20:50] <Plushie-chan> We still haven't gotten the one we have outta that dang tree
[20:52] <SecOpsGirl> Always annoying...
[20:55] <SecOpsGirl> They don't become useful until you have contragrav technologies.
[20:56] <Plushie-chan> Thing never worked very well anyways.
[20:57] <SecOpsGirl> Try CG tech with it...
[21:01] <SecOpsGirl> If you let the CG handle the flight, the Jets can have enough oomph to give you fast flight and enough distance to really enjoy it.
[21:03] <Plushie-chan> I'm not really sure how the thing works. It's something we picked up on a mission trying to stop a guy from the future
[21:05] <SecOpsGirl> Ah. Well I can take a look if you want.
[21:06] <SecOpsGirl> Or you can enjoy the mystery.
[21:08] <Plushie-chan> Soon as we get it outta the tree I'll let you see it
[21:09] <SecOpsGirl> Sure thing...
[21:17] * Yaijinden hums tunelessly
[21:18] * SecOpsGirl autotunes Yai.
[21:19] * Yaijinden only sounds more horrifying when Autotuned
[21:20] * SecOpsGirl boosts the horror on the soundsystem.
[21:22] * Yaijinden whistles, the walls bleed
[21:22] * SecOpsGirl balances the bass, the walls bleed more violently.
[21:22] * Yaijinden sees the blood, hops up from where he was sitting, and draws a spiral
[21:22] <SecOpsGirl> Perfect.
[21:25] * SecOpsGirl watches Yai.
[21:36] * Masaki O'Cain has fallen asleep
[21:40] <David O`Cain> Wake up, Masaki.
[21:41] <Masaki O'Cain> huh what?
[21:44] <David O`Cain> Ya fell asleep?
[21:45] <Masaki O'Cain> eh just bored...ugh
[21:45] * Yaijinden steps back from his drawing, swaying on his feet
[21:46] <Yaijinden> ...I see you again.
[21:47] <David O`Cain> Hey, Yai.
[21:47] * Yaijinden wipes at the design, smearing its sublime perfection
[21:47] <Yaijinden> David.
[21:47] * Yaijinden shudders briefly
[21:47] <Masaki O'Cain> yo
[21:48] <Yaijinden> I can still see it.
[21:49] <Yaijinden> Taste that doubt, that fear.
[21:49] <Yaijinden> I hope you've had a better evening? :D
[21:50] <SecOpsGirl> The taste of fear...
[21:54] <David O`Cain> My evening's been alright, man.
[21:55] <Yaijinden> That's good.
[21:55] <Yaijinden> That's... actually pretty damn good.
[21:55] <Masaki O'Cain> what? no one is going to pick up that damn box?
[21:56] <Plushie-chan> Box?
[21:56] <SecOpsGirl> Manga order, COD...
[21:58] <Yaijinden> Seems soh.
[22:00] <David O`Cain> No idea who placed the order, either.
[22:01] <Yaijinden> It is a mystery~
[22:01] <Plushie-chan> Wasn't me
[22:01] <Yaijinden> Well, if it's COD, who paid for it?
[22:02] <SecOpsGirl> No one yet...
[22:02] <Yaijinden> And why is it here~?
[22:02] <Yaijinden> Surely it wouldn't be dropped off if it weren't paid for.
[22:02] <Yaijinden> And if it was paid for, surely the payee knows it is here~
[22:02] <SecOpsGirl> Because Masaki is trying to deliver it?
[22:03] <Yaijinden> Supercurious.
[22:03] <SecOpsGirl> She's waiting for the payor to show up and pay for it.
[22:04] <Yaijinden> Clearly it should be taken back and the prospective buyer notified. :3
[22:04] <Yaijinden> A firm delivery date established, and the box unpacked if it is ignored a third time.
[22:05] <SecOpsGirl> Probably so. But Masaki is obviously using this as excuse to spend time here on the company dime.
[22:06] <Yaijinden> Well, if that's the issue~
[22:06] <Masaki O'Cain> ..yumiko...
[22:06] <Masaki O'Cain> I own the company
[22:06] <Masaki O'Cain> it's my business
[22:07] *** SpeedRcrX [2fast2furious@fios.hi-ho.ne.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:07] *** @spiritflame sets mode +o SpeedRcrX
[22:07] *** THE CHUGGERNAUT HAS ARRIVED
[22:08] <@SpeedRcrX> So there is a box here
[22:08] <@SpeedRcrX> I have heard this.
[22:08] <@SpeedRcrX> Tell me.
[22:08] <Masaki O'Cain> THERE YOU ARE
[22:08] <Masaki O'Cain> yes
[22:08] <@SpeedRcrX> Are there Yuri mags.
[22:08] <Masaki O'Cain> yes
[22:08] <@SpeedRcrX> In the box. Are there Yuri mags.
[22:08] <Masaki O'Cain> at the very bottom
[22:09] <@SpeedRcrX> How much... is this box.
[22:10] <Masaki O'Cain> 12357 yen
[22:10] * @SpeedRcrX B[BLEEP]CHSLAPS Masaki with 20000 yen
[22:10] <@SpeedRcrX> SOLD
[22:10] * Masaki O'Cain barely moves at the b[BLEEP]chslap
[22:10] <Masaki O'Cain> thanks
[22:10] <@SpeedRcrX> No no
[22:11] * Masaki O'Cain hands the box to haruka
[22:11] <@SpeedRcrX> Thank you.
[22:11] * SecOpsGirl removes her force field generator.
[22:11] * @SpeedRcrX clings to her precious.
[22:11] *** @SpeedRcrX [2fast2furious@fios.hi-ho.ne.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (♡)
[22:11] <David O`Cain> Now we've got our answer.
[22:11] <Masaki O'Cain> yup
[22:12] <SecOpsGirl> Do we?
[22:13] <Plushie-chan> I have a feeeling they aren't hers.
[22:13] <SecOpsGirl> Not quite right Plushie.
[22:14] <SecOpsGirl> She didn't order them, but she took posession of them quite legally.
[22:15] <SecOpsGirl> At least that's my guess.
[22:15] <Plushie-chan> No. Your not supposed to pick up someone elses mail. I think that's illeagal. At leas in Americal it probably is, no Idea abougt here in Japan
[22:15] <Masaki O'Cain> she paid for it
[22:15] <SecOpsGirl> It isn't mail though.
[22:16] <Plushie-chan> Eh. True
[22:16] <Masaki O'Cain> I can always replace them if need be
[22:16] <Plushie-chan> Whatever. when the real ower shows up we can watch the fight with popcorn
[22:16] <SecOpsGirl> And I wonder if perhaps she was the intended designee in any case...
[22:18] <David O`Cain> I'd say so based on Masaki's reaction.
[22:18] <Plushie-chan> She wouldn't ask what was inside if ordered it. She would have said "Is this the stuff I ordred" or something
[22:19] <SecOpsGirl> An end run around Ms. Michiru perhaps...
[22:19] <Yaijinden> Hurr hurr, end run.
[22:20] <SecOpsGirl> Let us create a conspiracy, being sure to include the Bilderburgers and the Bavarian Illuminati.
[22:21] <Yaijinden> I'm stuck on end run, sorry. @_@
[22:21] <SecOpsGirl> You want Michiru's end, eh?
[22:29] <David O`Cain> Hey, Masaki. I'll meet up with you at home.
[22:31] *** David O`Cain [JRPMoonSoldier@MKArmyRanger.mil] has quit IRC (Heading home.)
[22:31] <Masaki O'Cain> I'll come with you
[22:31] *** Masaki O'Cain [StormSattilite@QTech.com] has left #suburbansenshi2
[22:33] * SecOpsGirl pokes Yai.
[22:37] * [H!P]Allison Blitz pokes Yai, too
[22:40] <SecOpsGirl> Night.
[22:41] *** SecOpsGirl [Security@aescapulus.aegis.int] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Later Kids.)
[22:42] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> I'm not a kid >:|
[22:43] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:43] <@spiritflame> irasshai Matsumi Kaze
[22:43] * Matsumi Kaze walks in "oh hi, allison"
[22:43] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Hey :D
[22:44] <Matsumi Kaze> what's up?
[22:45] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Not much, just finished my homework
[22:45] <Matsumi Kaze> how are your grades?
[22:47] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> I'm getting an 89 overall
[22:48] * Matsumi Kaze gives allison a hug "I am so proud of you!"
[22:51] <Matsumi Kaze> ^^
[22:54] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Thanks!
[22:54] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> It's pretty difficult, trying to keep up with my studies and be an idol all at once
[22:55] <Matsumi Kaze> try teaching and running a theatre XD
[22:55] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Ooo, yeah
[22:55] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> I think you have it worse :D




[22:57] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> That is not appropriate to post in front of a teenage girl such as myself D:
[22:58] <Matsumi Kaze> heh




[23:01] * Eitak_Razal back hands whoever posted the first image
[23:02] <Eitak_Razal> No makeing fun of the Steelers.
[23:08] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Oh!
[23:08] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Discotheque is doing another spring tour, and we've got an opening band :D
[23:11] <Matsumi Kaze> oh really???
[23:14] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Yeah!
[23:14] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> They're called... *checks her phone*
[23:14] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Ah, Red Light District!
[23:15] <Matsumi Kaze> I don't think I've heard of them
[23:18] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> I think they're new.
[23:18] * [H!P]Allison Blitz looks them up on her iTeletia
[23:29] * Eitak_Razal looks them up laptop. "Huh.... That's interesting"
[23:29] <Eitak_Razal> *up on her laptop
[23:33] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Okay, so two of their members were previously part of something called the Three Lights?
[23:34] <Matsumi Kaze> oh the three lights heh...I remember them
[23:35] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> I was really young when they were big
[23:35] * Matsumi Kaze puts a script on the table
[23:35] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> ... which was around the time Galaxia attacked Earth?
[23:36] <Matsumi Kaze> mmmhmm
[23:37] <Matsumi Kaze> if I remember right
[23:38] * [H!P]Allison Blitz leans back
[23:38] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Wow, I was really young.
[23:40] <Matsumi Kaze> I remember I had a crush on one of the members when some of the albums came stateside
[23:44] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> I didn't know you liked girls, Matsumi-san
[23:47] <Matsumi Kaze> well I didn't know they were girls then
[23:47] <Matsumi Kaze> didn't you know?..they pretended to be boys
[23:56] * Eitak_Razal pulls up a data file from her homeworld and spins the Laptop around to Allsion. The Data file is on The Three light AKA Sailor Starlights
[23:57] <Eitak_Razal> The Three Lights. From what info we've gathered they were a cover for 3 alien Sailor Senshi. The Sailor Starlights.
[23:57] <Eitak_Razal> Yanten Kou, Takai Kou, and the late Seiya Kou.
[23:59] * Eitak_Razal keeps her hand over the little foot note reading the info may be wrong due to it's source.
[23:59] <Eitak_Razal> I'm honestly surpised they're still on earth.
[00:00] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> I had no idea
[00:01] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> They got hooked on money, drugs, women and the fame scene.
[00:01] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Basically their cover got to them
[00:01] <Eitak_Razal> Didn't they break up during the whole Galaxia thing though?
[00:01] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> That's a shame :<
[00:02] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> They went back home, found it boring and rather than help rebuild after Galaxia restored the starseeds / Sailor Crystals, they ran back here.
[00:02] * Eitak_Razal updates the datafile accordingly
[00:02] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Yeah they stayed broken up, trying to do solo careers.
[00:03] <Eitak_Razal> And now Seiya is dead. Pity
[00:03] <Matsumi Kaze> hello sakura..good to see you again
[00:03] * Matsumi Kaze is dressed in her fancy coat and frilled shirt
[00:03] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Hi~!
[00:04] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> here check out Yaten
[00:06] * Matsumi Kaze laughs at that
[00:07] <Matsumi Kaze> how are you, sakura?
[00:07] * @Sakura Xadium Aino has vanished
[00:08] <Matsumi Kaze> bye?
[00:08] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Like a summer breeze :o
[00:09] *** SO. What's in Taco Bell's Beef?
[00:09] <Matsumi Kaze> indeed




[00:09] *** 36% Beef
[00:10] *** According to the USDA, you can't call this "beef" at all. Beef is defined as "flesh of cattle". Grounded beef is defined as:
[00:10] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> ♦ Chopped fresh and/or frozen beef with or without seasoning and without the addition of beef fat as such, shall not contain more than 30 percent fat, and shall not contain added water, phosphates, binders, or extenders.
[00:10] *** ^
[00:10] *** The irony is that not even if Taco Bell used Taco Meat Filling in their packaging and ads they would be right: The USDA says that any food labeled as "meat taco filling" should at least have 40% fresh meat. According to the Alabama law firm, their stuff only has 36% meat. Perhaps they should call it Almost Taco Meat Filling.
[00:11] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> That's why I go to Arby's
[00:13] <Matsumi Kaze> arby's...yuck
[00:19] <Yaijinden> Delicious phosphates.
[00:19] <Eitak_Razal> (( and that is why I eat chicken. That and I don't really like beef in tacos even when it's real ))
[00:20] * Eitak_Razal finishes updateing the data-files on the Starlights.
[00:21] <Yaijinden> Oh hey I'm taking suggestions for an audio player, as the bloat that is Winamp has managed to fall under Vista's "we detect this program is using memory improperly and have shut it down" security system.
[00:21] <Eitak_Razal> Old versions of Win-Amp are ok. Core Media Play is also good
[00:22] <Eitak_Razal> *Player
[00:22] *** Wow I still use Winamp 5
[00:25] *** I don't even *know* what else exists anymore other than itunes and I hate itunes




[00:39] <Matsumi Kaze> hm
[00:41] // GINGA net.news FLASH // · · apparently 9,400 years ago humans used to breed dogs to eat them. Boobies FTW Of The Day Jan. 19, 2011 geek news Olivia Munn Steve Jobs has been gone for two days, and the iPad is already getting porn. Woo hoo! Playboy has just announced it’ll be bringing the boobies to the hand held device in March. And that includes their entire back catalog, tits since 1953, uncensored. Pfffffffft! (That’s me pretending to motor boat my iPad). In other news, Hugh Hefner tweets. Go gramps! [Engadget] » 6 geeks have commented - so far 6Share Add this to your blog: (Copy & paste code) <a href="http://geeks.thedailywh.at/2011/01/19/geek-news-boobies-ftw-of-the-day/"><img src="http://tdwgeeks.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/custom_1245344676795_olivia-munn-playboy-01.jpg" alt="geek news Olivia Munn" title="JUL Cover Olivia FA.indd" width="340" height="454" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-600" /></a><br />see more <a href="http://geeks.thedailywh.at">TDW Geeks</a> Cream Your Pants In 3DS Of The Day Jan. 19, 2011 geek news 3ds games The biggest load of new Nintendo games has just been blown. Here are the names of all the brand spankin’ new 3DS games that’ll be hitting shelves in the US of A. * Pilotwings Resort * Nintendogs + Cats * Steeldiver * Dead or Alive * Pro Evolution Soccer 2011 3D * Madden NFL * Super Street Fighter IV 3D * Asphalt 3D * Combat of Giants: Dinosaurs 3D * Ridge Racer 3D * Resident Evil: The Mercenaries * LEGO Star Wars III: The Clone Wars The first three will be done by Nintendo, and the rest by other publishers. Better get all your masturbating done before they’re out, because after your hands are going to be busy. [Destructoid] » 6 geeks have commented - so far 5Share Add this to your blog: (Copy & paste code) <a href="http://geeks.thedailywh.at/2011/01/19/geek-newscream-your-pants-in-3ds-of-the-day/"><img src="http://tdwgeeks.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/steeldiverimp.jpg" alt="geek news 3ds games" title="steelDiverImp" width="560" height="373" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-583" /></a><br />see more <a href="http://geeks.thedailywh.at">TDW Geeks</a> T-Shirt Mash Up Of The Day Jan. 19, 2011 geek news Dr. Mario Dr. Mario is IN da “House!” [Tee Fury] » 4 geeks have commented - so far 77Share Add this to your blog: (Copy & paste code) <a href="http://geeks.thedailywh.at/2011/01/19/geek-news-mario-is-in-da-house-of-the-day/"><img src="http://tdwgeeks.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/mario-md.jpeg" alt="geek news Dr. Mario" title="Mario MD" width="618" height="581" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-564" /></a><br />see more <a href="http://geeks.thedailywh.at">TDW Geeks</a> Reason To Go Vegetarian Of The Day Jan. 19, 2011 geek news dog Kidding! I’d never suggest anyone EVER stop eating bacon. Mmm bacon. Or steak. Mmm steak. Or Dog. Um, wait, what was that?! Yeah, so apparently 9,400 years ago humans used to breed dogs to eat them— not to parade their fluffy adorableness around the Westminster Dog show. University of Maine Grad Student, Samuel Belknap, found dog bones in the remains of old human poop dug up in Texas in the 70s. · ·
[00:41] // GINGA net.news FLASH // · · Someone just got fired. · ·
[00:42] // GINGA net.news FLASH // · · so apparently 9,400 years ago humans used to breed dogs to eat them— not to parade their fluffy adorableness around the Westminster Dog show. University of Maine Grad Student, Samuel Belknap, found dog bones in the remains of old human poop dug up in Texas in the 70s · ·
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[00:44] * Matsumi Kaze PUNCHES THE GREEN VOICE
[00:44] *** Oh, you shouldn't have done that.
[00:44] *** Now you done made me MAD
[00:44] *** BEHOLD MY FACE




[00:45] <Yaijinden> oh god what has been unleashed
[00:45] * Matsumi Kaze shows green voice THE ROOM
[00:46] *** AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOTHERF[BLEEP]KER!
[00:46] *** Flees
[00:46] <Matsumi Kaze> works everytime muahaha
[00:48] <TheGreyElf> I doubt it would work on me.




[00:50] *** There it's official b[BLEEP]ches.
[00:51] *** MATT.
[00:51] *** This is a real mural at a buddhist temple in Thailand




[00:52] <Matsumi Kaze> (( very cool! ))
[00:54] * Matsumi Kaze puts the script near the TARDIS "hopefully gemini will find this"
[00:54] <Matsumi Kaze> I should head home
[00:56] <Matsumi Kaze> goodnight everyone
[00:57] *** Cya
[00:58] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has left #suburbansenshi2
[00:58] *** *gone
[07:46] <HTMLCoder.exe> WAT
[12:02] *** Texas_Samurai [shiny@lonestar.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[12:02] <@spiritflame> irasshai Texas_Samurai
[12:02] * Texas_Samurai hums t' herself so happily ♫
[12:03] * Texas_Samurai almost trips over th' script by th' TARDIS
[12:03] * Texas_Samurai collects it, sits n' reads
[12:16] * TheGreyElf slips in through the front door, pulling down his hood.
[12:17] *** TheGreyElf [BlackRose@Elvish.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[12:17] <@spiritflame> irasshai TheGreyElf
[12:23] <Texas_Samurai> Howdy~
[12:29] <TheGreyElf> Hey
[12:34] <Texas_Samurai> What's new?
[12:35] <TheGreyElf> Not much. Was out hunting a monster with Macha but it ended up being a dead end.
[12:36] * TheGreyElf sighs. "So much for getting paid for it...."
[12:38] <Texas_Samurai> Awwh.
[12:39] * TheGreyElf shrugs. "Not like this is the first time this happened, or the worst thing that happned that caused a job t ofall apart...
[12:46] <TheGreyElf> I'm not sure which was was worse, the time our cilent realized Macha wasn't the main hunter and thus couldn't try to hit on her, or the the time the same thing happened but was instead upset they hired an undead.
[12:47] <Texas_Samurai> Wow
[12:51] <TheGreyElf> The latter is the main reason Macha helps out. Not to many people are willing to meet with me so she meets the clients and handles the buisness side,. I do most of the smaller jobs alone though she'll come along when I can't do it alone or she's bored and has free time
[12:53] * TheGreyElf tosses Gemini a business card. It simply reads "MMMH" with a phone number.
[13:01] * Texas_Samurai catches it
[13:01] <Texas_Samurai> Thanks :)
[13:03] <TheGreyElf> MMMH stands for Mormeril, Macha, Monster Hunters. We use it instead of the full name to trick some of our... less then friendly... clients it stands for "Mia Macha, Monster Hunter" so they think it's all Macha.
[13:03] <Texas_Samurai> Smart! :D
[13:04] <TheGreyElf> So what's up with you?
[13:07] <Texas_Samurai> not much, jus' studyin' this here script
[13:09] <TheGreyElf> Ah.
[13:10] <Texas_Samurai> It feels good t'be back on stage again, even if jus' a little bit~
[13:12] <TheGreyElf> You were an actress once?
[13:13] <Texas_Samurai> Yup!
[13:14] <Texas_Samurai> In New York City :D
[13:15] <TheGreyElf> Ah. I see. What kind of part are you playing this time?
[13:15] <Texas_Samurai> A wood-bird, which is a bird that lives in th' woods
[13:16] <Texas_Samurai> Ah get t'pass on information t'th main characters
[13:16] <// J_Daito //> How the mighty have fallen~
[13:16] <Texas_Samurai> ...What's that supposed t'mean?
[13:17] <// J_Daito //> You used to be the star attraction of the Littlelip Theatre, the one to carry on the legacy of Ratchet Altair, one of the brightest shining stars on Broadway.
[13:17] <// J_Daito //> Now you're a wood-bird.
[13:17] <Texas_Samurai> Hey, Ah'm doin' this fer fun
[13:18] <Texas_Samurai> The Cosmos Revue are th' main stars in th' New Grand Imperial Theatre, Ah ain't got no airs about takin' their spotlight
[13:18] <// J_Daito //> Such a lack of ambition~
[13:18] <Texas_Samurai> Ah had mah day.
[13:19] <// J_Daito //> But why "had"? Why not "have"
[13:19] <// J_Daito //> Why not have every day~
[13:19] <TheGreyElf> Also, if she was in something big now she'd have to use a psudonym anyways. Still being in her 20s would kind of arouse suspison.
[13:20] <// J_Daito //> Just pretend to be your own descendant
[13:20] <// J_Daito //> Not that hard
[13:20] <Texas_Samurai> Go away, Jed.
[13:20] * // J_Daito // feigns offense
[13:20] <// J_Daito //> So RUDE!
[13:20] <TheGreyElf> Do people actually believe that?
[13:20] <// J_Daito //> Where's that "Southerh Hospitality" I always hear so much about?
[13:21] * Texas_Samurai smiles sweetly. "We ain't in th' South right now~"
[13:21] <// J_Daito //> Heh.
[13:21] <// J_Daito //> People are simple things Momeril.
[13:21] <// J_Daito //> They don't question much in this day and age.
[13:21] <// J_Daito //> Repeat a big lie often enough and they'll just swallow it.
[13:22] <// J_Daito //> and because their egos won't allow them to admit they were tricked, they'll keep on swallowing it.
[13:23] <TheGreyElf> ....
[13:25] <// J_Daito //> Privately they might know the truth.
[13:25] <// J_Daito //> But try getting them to admit that publicly.
[13:25] <TheGreyElf> Heh
[13:25] <// J_Daito //> Thus a wall of silence is created. The Elephant in the room. The thing everyone understands, but will never confess to.
[13:27] <Texas_Samurai> You have a real twisted view, mister.
[13:27] <// J_Daito //> Twisted?
[13:28] <// J_Daito //> Perhaps in contrast to you polly-anna-esque view of humanity.
[13:28] <// J_Daito //> ^your
[13:28] <// J_Daito //> But I maintain mine is closer to reality than yours.
[13:30] * Texas_Samurai jus' goes back t'readin' her script
[13:31] <TheGreyElf> You make a very strong point Jedite.
[13:34] <// J_Daito //> I'm a strong man. We make strong points.
[13:35] <TheGreyElf> That is debateable.
[13:45] *** @Wolfwood [The_Unholy_Terror@avast.rr.gov] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[13:45] *** @spiritflame sets mode +o @Wolfwood
[13:45] <@spiritflame> irasshai @Wolfwood
[13:47] <Texas_Samurai> Howdy Mr. Wolf!
[13:48] <@Wolfwood> Hey.
[13:49] <@Wolfwood> Is Jedite being Mr. Doomy McFrownypants again
[13:50] <Texas_Samurai> Tryin' to, Ah'm jus' ignorin' him
[13:56] <@Wolfwood> Thats for the best
[14:00] * @Wolfwood lights a smoke
[14:00] <@Wolfwood> He was'nt allways like that.
[14:01] <@Wolfwood> But I suppose time jades us all in the end.
[14:01] <@Wolfwood> I've fought over the long years not to become like that.
[14:01] <@Wolfwood> It's not easy.
[14:02] <// J_Daito //> Was that a bad pun
[14:02] <// J_Daito //> Time "jades" us
[14:02] * // J_Daito // is away: I LOLed
[14:05] <@Wolfwood> Oh you.
[14:13] <TheGreyElf> .....
[14:14] <@Wolfwood> What
[14:15] *** Freya [CatGirl1@QTech.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[14:15] <@spiritflame> irasshai Freya
[14:16] * Freya hops in through a window
[14:16] <Freya> afternoon
[14:16] <Texas_Samurai> Howdy Miss Freya!
[14:16] <Freya> mmm...just spent the entire morning wandering around the city
[14:18] <Freya> so what is going on here with you people
[14:19] <@Wolfwood> Stuff!
[14:21] <Freya> hm that's good
[14:26] * Freya streaches and startes to scrach the floor with her claws
[14:42] * TheGreyElf messes with a cellphone. "ugh.. I hate these stupid things..."
[14:55] * Freya walks over and rubs against the side of the TARDIS
[14:57] <Texas_Samurai> Hahaha Nyan does th' same thing~
[14:58] <Freya> feels good..that's why
[15:00] <Freya> yeah..I can smell him on this....very...odd smell
[15:05] * Freya sniffs the TARDIS a bit
[15:12] * Freya wanders over to the Q sofa and jumps onto it
[15:12] * [gTV]Red_Crow ewalks in, looking like she's yelling at herself
[15:12] * [gTV]Red_Crow is gesticulating in the air, screaming at someone about "The Goddamned Prime Minister"
[15:13] * [gTV]Red_Crow has a Bluetooth headset on
[15:13] <Freya> hm?....
[15:13] <Freya> what is going on?
[15:14] * [gTV]Red_Crow paces around the room yelling
[15:15] <Freya> ...
[15:15] * [gTV]Red_Crow eventually rips off her headset and throws it down on the ground, stepping on it
[15:15] * Freya hops down and places herself in the path of the very angry person
[15:15] <[gTV]Red_Crow> F[BLEEP]K!
[15:15] <Freya> what is going on
[15:15] <Texas_Samurai> Language!
[15:16] <[gTV]Red_Crow> That damn Anti-otaku law
[15:16] <[gTV]Red_Crow> It's going to f[BLEEP]k us over
[15:16] <Freya> what happened now?
[15:16] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Because they think Chibiusa is underage
[15:17] *** [gTV]Sara MacDonall has joined #suburbansenshi2
[15:17] <@spiritflame> irasshai [gTV]Sara MacDonall
[15:17] * [gTV]Sara MacDonall offers Red Crow a bottle of gin
[15:17] <[gTV]Sara MacDonall> yer gunna need it lassie
[15:17] * [gTV]Red_Crow grabs and swigs
[15:17] <[gTV]Red_Crow> You, MacDonall
[15:17] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Get as smashed as you can and find all the embarassing s[BLEEP]t you can on the prime minister
[15:17] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Let's run a "best of" tape.
[15:18] * [gTV]Sara MacDonall takes out a flask and drinks "I'll be on it"
[15:18] <[gTV]Sara MacDonall> when do yah want it?
[15:19] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ASAP. Run it contantly
[15:19] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ^Constantly
[15:20] * [gTV]Sara MacDonall does a little salute...then grabs as many bottles of liquor as she can and walks out
[15:20] *** [gTV]Sara MacDonall has left #suburbansenshi2
[15:20] <Freya> ....
[15:21] <Freya> ..isn't it a bit stupid to have a drunk edit your news?
[15:22] <[gTV]Red_Crow> She's amazing.
[15:22] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Sober she's useless.
[15:22] <[gTV]Red_Crow> But Drunk she's the best damn editor we've ever had.
[15:23] <Freya> that is......unusual
[15:24] <Freya> so what's up with chibi-usa?
[15:25] <[gTV]Red_Crow> She looks like a minor
[15:25] <[gTV]Red_Crow> even though she's 900+ years old.
[15:25] <[gTV]Red_Crow> This causes issues.
[15:27] <Freya> oh due to her......work
[15:31] * Freya scraches herself
[15:37] <Freya> .....
[15:37] * Freya scraches some more...>.O
[15:37] <Freya> o.o
[15:37] <Freya> ..oh crap no
[15:38] <// J_Daito //> Herpes?
[15:39] * Freya keeps scraching at her fur
[15:40] <Freya> garagargah
[15:42] <Freya> >____<
[15:43] <// J_Daito //> Herpes.
[15:43] * // J_Daito // nods to himself.
[15:44] * Freya rubs her back against the TARDIS ><
[15:47] <Freya> why..did I have to get...fleas...
[15:48] <// J_Daito //> "Herpes" FTFY.
[15:48] <// J_Daito //> Or is that the new cat code word for it
[15:49] <Freya> ....
[15:49] * Freya leaps on Jedite's face and claws at his eyes
[15:49] <// J_Daito //> AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[15:49] * // J_Daito // stumbles around blindly
[15:50] * // J_Daito // crashes into the TARDIS and flops over backwards, hitting the ground
[15:50] * Freya hops down
[15:50] <Freya> next time it's going to be your f[BLEEP]king vocal cords
[15:51] <Freya> hmph
[15:52] * Freya goes back to rubbing her back against the TARDIS ><
[16:06] <Freya> by the six I hate this...
[16:13] <Freya> wait that means..
[16:13] <Freya> O_O
[16:13] <Freya> I have to hide....
[16:13] <Freya> I REALLY HAVE TO HIDE
[16:13] * Freya darts about the room, looking for a place to hide
[16:14] <TheGreyElf> Is something wrong?
[16:14] <LOVELYgirl> Someone's going to try and give her a bath or douse her with powder or flea bomb matsi's house.
[16:15] <Freya> have to hide before matsumi finds out
[16:15] <LOVELYgirl> For those reasons, yes.
[16:15] <LOVELYgirl> You know, if you get a breathing tube and stay underwater long enough they should all die.
[16:16] <Freya> ...never thought of that
[16:18] <Freya> however I don't *pauses to scrach herself* have a breathing tube
[16:19] <TheGreyElf> Get a straw from the kitchen?
[16:20] <Freya> I'll need someone to turn on the sink
[16:20] <@Wolfwood> (( lololol ))
[16:20] <TheGreyElf> You can turn into a humanoid.
[16:21] <@Wolfwood> (( Russia says Modern Warfare 2 may have influenced the Airport massacre ))
[16:21] <@Wolfwood> (( MFW ))
[16:21] <@Wolfwood>




[16:21] <TheGreyElf> (( Morons ))
[16:21] <LOVELYgirl> You should really do something like that in skin so there's less fur.
[16:22] <SecOpsGirl> Artemis to get his own constellation?
[16:22] * SecOpsGirl is away 
[16:23] *** LOL I was about to alunch into a tirdae baout how f[BLEEP]king with the zodiac wasn't enough then i saw the site it was coming from
[16:24] <TheGreyElf> That site looks very far far from factual...
[16:24] <LOVELYgirl> I really don't get why you guys spend all your time in fur; it's not practical. Or sanitary, apparently.
[16:25] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Because it feels so good when [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP]~
[16:25] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer is away: *hugging himself*
[16:26] <LOVELYgirl> That's not all the time, moron.
[16:27] <TheGreyElf> .....
[16:28] <LOVELYgirl> And I think I need a bath now...
[16:28] *** LOVELYgirl [amongimmortals@otherworld.net] has left #suburbansenshi2 (In a louder voice/with a greater love.)
[16:28] * Texas_Samurai shudders
[16:28] <TheGreyElf> .... Why do I suddenly have the strongest urge to utterly scar him with a fear spell
[16:32] * Freya heads into the kitchen to take care of these stupid fleas
[16:32] * Freya is away 
[16:42] <HTMLCoder.exe> Hey Wolf
[16:43] <Texas_Samurai> Dunno if he's payin' attention
[16:43] <HTMLCoder.exe> doubt it.
[16:43] <HTMLCoder.exe> I don't remember you from last time, though.
[16:44] <Texas_Samurai> :/
[16:44] <Texas_Samurai> Ah was right here whiles you was talkin' about screen resolutions :P
[16:45] <HTMLCoder.exe> My bad. I was half-comatose, and apparently I still am. Thank god I can sleep to ten tomorrow.
[16:45] <Texas_Samurai> Lucky!
[16:46] * [gTV]Red_Crow SLAMS her Blackberry across the room
[16:46] <HTMLCoder.exe> Yeah. At least I'm done with these events I had to get up at 5
[16:46] * [gTV]Red_Crow watches it explode into pieces
[16:46] * HTMLCoder.exe catches the Blackberry
[16:46] <Texas_Samurai> ...Miss Akane, ain't those expensive
[16:47] <HTMLCoder.exe> ...using a time vortex or something
[16:47] *** You're too slow, you caught debris
[16:47] * [gTV]Red_Crow just growls.
[16:47] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Facebook.
[16:47] <Texas_Samurai> Whut
[16:47] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Our plan B. It's Facebook.
[16:47] <HTMLCoder.exe> *lazily* Where
[16:47] <Texas_Samurai> Ah ain't followin'.
[16:48] <HTMLCoder.exe> Followin' is for twitterfags
[16:48] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Well the Prime Minister says Reality TV of the sort that would show Chibiusa in all her lolicon glory is illegal.
[16:48] <[gTV]Red_Crow> So Ginga will have to change gears.
[16:48] <HTMLCoder.exe> >_<'
[16:48] <Texas_Samurai> Who wants t'see her junk anyway :P
[16:49] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Nobody but she runs around all over the place
[16:49] <TheGreyElf> The same crowd that would want Etna
[16:49] <HTMLCoder.exe> WHAT
[16:49] <[gTV]Red_Crow> It's impossible to edit her out
[16:49] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Even the assassins of Project CURE failed.
[16:49] * TheGreyElf looks at HTMLCoder.exe.
[16:49] *** HTMLCoder.exe is average guy interested in tech, Sailor Moon and RP.
His image Song is: random bleeps and bloops.
[16:49] <TheGreyElf> ...
[16:49] <Texas_Samurai> That ain't "editin'" that there's "killin'".
[16:50] <HTMLCoder.exe> ...
[16:50] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Yeah well magical space rock makes that impossible.
[16:50] <TheGreyElf> Have you tried a plauge of undeath followed by a pheonix down?
[16:50] <[gTV]Red_Crow> So where's that Fiancé of yours
[16:50] <HTMLCoder.exe> Green rocks. Explain anything.
[16:50] <Texas_Samurai> Recoverin', why?
[16:50] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Recovering from w-- nevermind.
[16:50] <TheGreyElf> Actully from what I understand the rock is silver
[16:50] * [gTV]Red_Crow hands her a work order.
[16:51] <HTMLCoder.exe> Fiancé used Recover.
[16:51] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Crystal, Rock, whatever
[16:51] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Get him to work on that. We need it ASAP
[16:51] *** [gTV]Red_Crow [redcrow01@upperdeck.ginga.tv] has left #suburbansenshi2 (It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, The hands acquire shaking, The shaking becomes a warning; It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.)
[16:52] * Texas_Samurai looks at th' paper. There's two words on it. "Copy Facebook."
[16:52] <Texas_Samurai> D:
[16:52] <TheGreyElf> I'm pretty sure that's illgegal too
[16:52] *** GERMATOID [MADPROF@ip667.m2net.ips.gakuenmugen.ac.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[16:52] <@spiritflame> irasshai GERMATOID
[16:52] <Raihosha> Isn't she aware that Chibiusa is currently not a problem for her?
[16:53] <TheGreyElf> Probably not
[16:53] <GERMATOID> CURRENTLY BUT NOT PERMANENTLY
[16:53] <Raihosha> Until we get "magic space rock" back?
[16:53] <HTMLCoder.exe> Problem, censor-fags?
[16:53] * GERMATOID HANDS RAIHOSHA SOMETHING
[16:53] * Raihosha looks at what he's being handed.
[16:53] * GERMATOID HAS HANDED HIM THE GINZUISHOU. THE ONLY THING IS, ONE PETAL SEEMS TO HAVE GONE MISSING
[16:53] <GERMATOID> THIS APPEARED IN MY LAB
[16:53] <TheGreyElf> .... Do we need to get it back... Oh.. too late
[16:53] <HTMLCoder.exe> ...does he always type in all caps?
[16:53] <Raihosha> Oh ho.
[16:54] <TheGreyElf> I think so.
[16:54] <GERMATOID> MY CAPS BUTTON IS BROKEN
[16:54] <@SpeedRcrX> It's been f[BLEEP]king broken since 2002
[16:54] <TheGreyElf> Then hold down shift
[16:54] <@SpeedRcrX> why don't you get a new keyboard
[16:54] <GERMATOID> TOO LAZY TO HOLD DOWN SHIFT
[16:54] <Raihosha> What is the effect of a missing petal likely to be...
[16:54] <HTMLCoder.exe> Or remap your Caps Lock key?
[16:54] <GERMATOID> DON'T WANT TO
[16:54] <GERMATOID> DON'T YOU KNOW
[16:54] <TheGreyElf> End of the world
[16:55] <GERMATOID> CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[16:55] <HTMLCoder.exe> Mine's mapped to Enter, as my Enter button is broken
[16:55] <HTMLCoder.exe> ...
[16:55] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Primary effect, nothing
[16:55] * @Sakura Xadium Aino appears just like that
[16:55] * HTMLCoder.exe hands GERMATOID a STRANGE BOX
[16:55] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Secondary effect, interesting.
[16:55] <TheGreyElf> ... Please don't shout, I have senstive ears
[16:55] <Raihosha> Ah an expert appears!
[16:55] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Cuz see, it's a Crystal!
[16:55] <TheGreyElf> Not that it matters, you can't ruin my hearing
[16:55] <Raihosha> Secondary effect?
[16:55] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> And what can you do with crystal bits?
[16:56] <Raihosha> s[BLEEP]t
[16:56] <TheGreyElf> .... Avoid sex?
[16:56] * GERMATOID LOOKS AT STRANGE BOX
[16:56] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Rai expalain the idea of "Seed Crystals" to him
[16:56] <Raihosha> Grow new ones...
[16:56] * @Sakura Xadium Aino vanishes like the Batman
[16:56] <GERMATOID> ...
[16:56] <TheGreyElf> .... That's not good
[16:56] <HTMLCoder.exe> Sell'em for cash
[16:56] * GERMATOID GOES TO SWIPE BACK THE GINZUISHOU TO GET HIS OWN PIECE
[16:57] <Raihosha> It's how they make syntetic diamonds.
[16:57] * TheGreyElf shoots an Arrow at the proffeser's hand
[16:57] * Raihosha has hidden it.
[16:57] <TheGreyElf> Not for you
[16:57] <GERMATOID> :<
[16:57] * GERMATOID TAKES AN ARROW IN THE HEAD
[16:57] * GERMATOID TILTS HIS HEAD CURIOUSLY
[16:57] <TheGreyElf> .... My aim must be off.
[16:57] * GERMATOID ADJUSTS HIS GLASSES
[16:57] <TheGreyElf> Or you movede
[16:58] * GERMATOID PULLS OUT THE ARROW AND LOOKS AT IT, DROPPING WITH BLACK BLOOD
[16:58] * HTMLCoder.exe stabs GERMATOID with a +11 Mana Burn dagger
[16:58] <GERMATOID> ^DRIPPING
[16:58] * GERMATOID LOOKS DOWN AT THE BURN DAGGER IN HIS STOMACH
[16:58] * GERMATOID ' SHEAD HAS ALREADY BEGUN TO HEAL
[16:58] * TheGreyElf puts his bow away. "Was that nessiary?"
[16:58] * GERMATOID CHUCKLES
[16:58] <HTMLCoder.exe> Right. He has no mana.
[16:58] <GERMATOID> WRONG~
[16:59] <GERMATOID> I AM THE SUPERHUMAN~
[16:59] * GERMATOID 'S WOUNDS START TO HEAL
[16:59] <@SpeedRcrX> Man
[16:59] <@SpeedRcrX> I want some f[BLEEP]king alien DNA in my goddamn body.
[16:59] <@SpeedRcrX> So I can do that s[BLEEP]t.
[16:59] <Raihosha> Hmm.
[16:59] <GERMATOID> IT'S EASY, TEN'OU-KUN
[16:59] * HTMLCoder.exe summons H̥̩͈̬̯̦̍ͨ͋̇͐̄̚͝î̘̗̰̯̺͇͔̊̊̑͊̑͡͞m̸̡̞͔ͨ̐ͬ͌̈́͢,̵̬̋͋̌͗̊́ͭ͗͘ͅ ̨͈̻̼̮̼̱̞̬ͤ̃͌̀͘ẘ̢̖͍͍̳͎̎ͧ͆͆̈́h̜ͦ̀͛͂͗͋̉o̢̱̻͑̏ͤ̊ͪ̂́̚̚̕ ̶̹̣̂̒͐w͇̺͚͚̦̳̬̗̌͆̽̽͐ͧͦ́̚a̛͚̙̰ͮ̎̐̎͌̐͝i̷̡̖̞͉̘ͬ̐ͪ̂̿ͯṱ̡͖͚̗̩̩̖̘ͫ̽͌ͩ͊̇͢s̲̠̫̤̈́̎͞ ̙͕͖̮͗̌̂̇͆̋ͭ͠b̴̠̅ͬ̅ͥ̐̈ͅȅ̡͓̜̻͓̜̘̋ͥ͋̋̇h̹̮̻̳͓̣͔̲͐ͩ̒̚͞i̡̖ͣ̿͜͠ͅn̢̰̗̞͍͈͉̰ͭ̓̈́͊ͬ͝d̮̹͔̔̇̑̄͡ ̢̘̼̩̬̜̼̞̓ͤ̿͛̋ͫ͞t̸̩̙̣̜̙̭̙͋̀̊̀͜h̪̪̼̥͖̙͌ͦe̹̰͕͔͌ͦ͢ ̭̯̠̤͎͆ͫ̀ͭ͑̋̔̽̀W̩̘͖͚ͮ̇̃̓a͆͏͍ḻ̸͇̭͚̋̑̈́ͬ̚͟ĺ̮̟̗̜̻̩̞̹̈́̒͟
[16:59] <Raihosha> We can do that...
[17:00] <TheGreyElf> ....
[17:00] <GERMATOID> JUST SACRIFICE YOUR DAUGHTER TO AN EXTRADIMENSIONAL GOD
[17:00] <TheGreyElf> I think he broke reality
[17:00] <@SpeedRcrX> Cool
[17:00] * @SpeedRcrX looks for Hotaru
[17:00] <GERMATOID> THAT'S MY DAUGHTER
[17:00] <Raihosha> Eh, just come up to my ship and we can rewrite your DNA...
[17:00] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah but then I kidnapped adopted her
[17:00] <@SpeedRcrX> So you had your turn
[17:00] <@SpeedRcrX> it's mine now.
[17:01] <@SpeedRcrX> Mine.
[17:01] <GERMATOID> I CANNOT DEBATE YOUR LOGIC
[17:01] <Raihosha> But what sort of alien DNA do you want?
[17:01] <GERMATOID> TAKE 'GOOD CARE' OF MY LITTLE GIRL! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!
[17:01] * HTMLCoder.exe waves to H̨̖̦͕͎̩͎̥̒͆̔̌̔̃͂̋í̶̳̩̫̯̉̌̐s̮̥͓̊ͬ presence
[17:01] <Raihosha> I mean there are a lot of aliens out there...
[17:01] <@SpeedRcrX> That demon s[BLEEP]t he has in him that makes him all black and capable of regenerating like a smile mold
[17:02] * Sailor Neggerra appears behind HTML. "You shouldn't break reality. You'll piss off Dhe Ehms
[17:02] *** That's actually pretty cool
[17:02] * HTMLCoder.exe begins to drip black ooze from the eyes, making incomprehensible noises
[17:02] <@SpeedRcrX> O S[BLEEP]T
[17:02] <Sailor Neggerra> .... You're supposed to be on my side!
[17:02] <@SpeedRcrX> BLACK OIL
[17:02] <@SpeedRcrX> THE X-FILES
[17:03] <HTMLCoder.exe> H͖̠̾̓̾͗̀͌́̂͜͝ͅe̶̦̰̼͚͌̈́͋ͧ̅.͓̫͎ͣ̓͌̚.̨̓͑̒͑̐̇͏͇͚̼̙̬̲̖̤.̵̲ͫ̑ ̟͙͎̜͇̮̌̓̾̅ͪ̆ͯ̃͟H͉̻͇͍̥̉͑͝Ë̤̜͖̯̰̝̥́͋̐́͗̒̔͢ͅ ͓̮͍̬͖̜̼͓̊ͫ̉̉ͮ͠C̷̛͓̭̊̒́̂͑̊O̴̢̤̣̣̦̭̟̣̣̐̽̍ͩͪ͂̓̃M̢̤̣̓͋E̬̰̳̺̼̪͓̠̊̅ͥS͎͖̙̰̣͚ͩ̏̈̇̕
[17:03] * @SpeedRcrX gets a food dish and collects the ooze
[17:03] <Raihosha> Bah, demon s[BLEEP]t isn't DNA... But I do have some ideas... would you like a catalog?
[17:03] * Sailor Neggerra trips Haruka
[17:04] * @SpeedRcrX lands on her face, knocking the dish of ooze right onto N[BLEEP]ra's head
[17:04] *** Studio audience gasps as they heard Haruka
[17:04] <@SpeedRcrX> F[BLEEP]K YOU HER NAME IS EASY TO F[BLEEP]K UP BADLY
[17:04] <@SpeedRcrX> IT'S ONE LETTER OFF
[17:05] *** Haruka is fined and sued and protest4d
[17:05] * Sailor Neggerra eploits typo mechanics and dodges
[17:05] *** @SpeedRcrX [2fast2furious@fios.hi-ho.ne.jp] has quit IRC (knocked off the show for controversy)
[17:05] * HTMLCoder.exe is suddenly seemingly back to normal. Whatever tried to possess him has gone away, except for maybe a slight flash in the eyes from time to time
[17:06] * Sailor Neggerra vanishes laughing
[17:06] <Raihosha> We could give you a wolverine-like healing factor...
[17:06] <TheGreyEfl> She's gone
[17:06] <// J_Daito //> Do you really want her more powerful than she is now
[17:06] <HTMLCoder.exe> A HP regen? Man, that's cheap. All tanks have that.
[17:06] <// J_Daito //> Her stank is already a superweapon.
[17:07] <Beauty_Queen> Bah, Tanks are useless once you get to higher levels. Everyone turns into a glass cannon
[17:07] <HTMLCoder.exe> (( the word you might be looking for is "stench" ))
[17:07] * // J_Daito // meant what he meant
[17:07] <Beauty_Queen> You just gotta stack your Primary attack stats
[17:07] <Raihosha> And HTMLCoder... Don't summon Cthuhlian horrors to this dimension, they are a b[BLEEP]ch to clean up after.
[17:07] <HTMLCoder.exe> Mages FTW. Although no boss gets owned proper without a healer and a tank.
[17:08] <HTMLCoder.exe> (( Raihosha: Unicode f[BLEEP]ks up the logs? ))
[17:08] <Raihosha> I made my offer, Jedite. If she ignores it, I do nothing.
[17:08] <Beauty_Queen> And then hope you can defeat the boss or survie long enough to get your hurt units into the base panel or have the healers heal them in time
[17:09] * @Doctor X stumbles out of the TARDIS; Gemini hands him the work order, he blanches and just shambles right back in.
[17:09] *** @Doctor X [in_ex_officio@TARDIS2010.sen] has left #suburbansenshi2 (FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU)
[17:10] <Raihosha> (( not really, I take it you're using Unicode 16 or 32 instead of Unicode 8? ))
[17:10] * HTMLCoder.exe uses the New & Improved (tm) version of TARDIS: the ReTARDIS
[17:10] *** Har Har :P
[17:11] * Beauty_Queen steals it then Smashes it with a mallet when it doesn't work right
[17:11] <Raihosha> (( But they get ichor everywhere... ))
[17:11] <HTMLCoder.exe> (( Oh, I thought you referred to actual technical problems caused by using these Zalgo characters in this box ))
[17:12] <HTMLCoder.exe> Well, as with all New & Improved s[BLEEP]t, the original works better. The ReTARDIS is actually smaller on the inside.
[17:13] <Raihosha> (( Zaigo? I'm not familiar with that term... ))
[17:13] <Beauty_Queen> Of course it is. Because it's a pile of rubble
[17:13] <Beauty_Queen> Which proves how crappy it was. Smashing stuff with a mallet either fixed or had no effect on Thrash's TARDIS
[17:13] <HTMLCoder.exe> Zalgo.. Ḧ̝͕̖̣͓͛ͧͭͯ̈́̓͛̀ȇ̳̟̫̤̣͔̣͌̓̑̓̃̈́,̛͉̘̩ͣ̊̈́̍͗ͮ͑͗͡ ̲̜̜̗̺ͧͭ͗̌ͦ͒ͭͨW̢̖̟̪̗̆̋̋̓ͯ̃̑͌͑͘h̨̡̠̲̣̪̮̦̠͇̽̎ͨ͊ͅo̊ͭ͟҉̢̹̗̱͉ ͯͤ̂̐̆͌̅͐҉̩̱͈̕ͅw̧̘̺̠̅͆ͩạ̢͍͈͖̻̒̐̆̓ͧ̽ͅi̷͚ͯ̀͟͝t̬̭̖̣͎̯̯͓̀ͨ͌̓͗̕š̛̞̙̤̥̫̱̬̬̆ͪͬ͆̋͂̚̚ͅ ̤̣̬̗̜ͪ̔ͭͮ̍͜͝b̲͍͚̬̋̃ę̳͇̘̩ͣ͑̔͐ͪ͢h̬̐̓̍i̡̭̝̬̋ͩ̎̋ͧ̽̚n̷̺͓̞̥͂ͥ̍̏͂̎͆d̸̨̔́̎͂͒ͨ҉̱̺̟͈̬̝̹ ̗̣̺͈̯̳͉ͪͫ̿ͧ̐͑͆̅̀͜Tͣͨ͛̋̈ͦͬͣ͆͏̶̨̫̬͍̠h̅̐ͩ͒̈̽̚͏̩̜̻̦͖͙̫̘e̤̗̫͈͋̎ ̵̙̥̻̜̮ͦ͞W̶̘͇̫͔̭ͤ̉̑͜͟ͅa̬͇̯͚͉̤̞ͭͬ̒͋̍̔͌͟l̥͎̭͎̖͉͔͖̓̃͐̿̔̎̊̚͟l͒ͪ͒ͬ̑҉̶͔̣͓̦̻͡.̭̘̘̋ͦ̋̔͗͌ͧ̎͘͡
[17:15] <HTMLCoder.exe> There's also a version for fans of Naruto, the NaruTARDIS. Comes with a built-in ramen dispenser, a kunai sharpener and 1TB of Sakura porn. Comes in two colours: Naruto Orange and Sakura Pink.
[17:16] <HTMLCoder.exe> Clan logo optional.
[17:16] <Beauty_Queen> Wouldn't the fact that it can disguise itself as anything kind of make any external decorations pointless?
[17:16] <HTMLCoder.exe> Well, it can't. It sucks.
[17:16] <Raihosha> What about the BasTARDIS?
[17:17] <HTMLCoder.exe> Actually, that's BassTARDIS, for avid bass players.
[17:17] <Raihosha> It really f[BLEEP]ks up Time and Space...
[17:17] <HTMLCoder.exe> Comes with a nice rack.
[17:17] <Beauty_Queen> I thought it was the one that always looked like a bathtub and thus all shorted out
[17:18] <HTMLCoder.exe> The BeeTARDIS, however, has a single feature: the BEES button.
[17:18] <HTMLCoder.exe> Which summons bees.
[17:18] <HTMLCoder.exe> A lot of bees.
[17:18] * Beauty_Queen shoots HTML wiht a BBgun
[17:18] <Raihosha> don't go near the /b/TARDIS
[17:18] * HTMLCoder.exe retaliates with a hive rifle
[17:20] <HTMLCoder.exe> The /b/TARDIS divides by zero million times per second.
[17:20] <HTMLCoder.exe> And then spews up some Sakura porn.
[17:20] <Raihosha> Yeah, and then ports the results straight through your eyes...
[17:21] <HTMLCoder.exe> Yeah, and it has two Mudkip cannons
[17:21] * Beauty_Queen uses a Prinny as a sheild
[17:21] <HTMLCoder.exe> And an IHM addon
[17:21] <HTMLCoder.exe> *shield
[17:22] * HTMLCoder.exe nibbles on a crow bar
[17:22] <HTMLCoder.exe> (( space between crow and bar intended ))
[17:23] * Raihosha activates a LOIC (Low Orbit Ion Cannon) as he disappears for a bit.
[17:23] <HTMLCoder.exe> Psht. He probably aimed it at 127.0.0.1
[17:24] * HTMLCoder.exe launches a few KillSats just to see what shoots them down first
[17:25] *** Raihosha [visitor@nacom.aegis.int] has left #suburbansenshi2 (as the universe wills.)
[17:26] * HTMLCoder.exe tosses _Queen a cookie
[17:30] * HTMLCoder.exe launches a HoverBot. The HoverBot receives a Fricking Laser Beams upgrade if 15 or more is rolled, and explodes if 4 or less is rolled.
[17:30] <spiritflame> HTMLCoder.exe rolls 1d20 [ 1 ]
[17:30] * HTMLCoder.exe gets blown into pieces.
[17:31] <HTMLCoder.exe> *sploorch*
[17:31] * Beauty_Queen shoves a small peice of the cookie down a Prinny's throat to test for posion or other such things
[17:32] * HTMLCoder.exe tries to say something
[17:32] <HTMLCoder.exe> Error: cannot perform action while dead.
[17:32] <HTMLCoder.exe> rez plz.
[17:33] <// J_Daito //> Do we even have any resurrectors around
[17:33] * Beauty_Queen robs his corpse, uses the money in his wallet to pay the hospital NPC to revive him and keeps the rest
[17:33] * // J_Daito // drops a stolen Phoenix down on him
[17:33] <// J_Daito //> ...
[17:34] * // J_Daito // takes it back
[17:34] * // J_Daito // is away: damn NPCs
[17:34] <Beauty_Queen> What, it works in the netherworld
[17:34] * HTMLCoder.exe raises with 1% of HP.
[17:35] * HTMLCoder.exe uses his passive ability to regain all HP after rez if 15 or more's rolled.
[17:35] <spiritflame> HTMLCoder.exe rolls 1d20 [ 16 ]
[17:35] <HTMLCoder.exe> Yay!
[17:35] <Beauty_Queen> Clearly we're working on diffrent mechanics. Or you didn't have enough money.
[17:37] <Beauty_Queen> Also...
[17:37] * Beauty_Queen talks to the Hospital NPC and his handed a good peice of equipment.
[17:37] <Beauty_Queen> *and is
[17:38] * HTMLCoder.exe carpetbombs the place. One explosion for each roll over 18. Backfire (-50%HP) for any roll under 3.
[17:38] <spiritflame> HTMLCoder.exe rolls 10d20 [ 20, 20, 14, 13, 14, 10, 20, 12, 3, 16 ]
[17:38] <Texas_Samurai> DANG!
[17:38] * Texas_Samurai flees into th' TARDIS till that's over with
[17:38] <HTMLCoder.exe> BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Phew, that was close.
[17:39] <Beauty_Queen> //me counters with Prinny Raid. Which is basicly carpet Bombing, but with prinnies. One's holding a bomb. Also a wash basin also falls for some reason
[17:39] * Beauty_Queen ^
[17:41] * HTMLCoder.exe follows up with AIDS Raid. Which is basically carpet bombing, but with AIDS. A single roll over 18, and everybody has AIDS. Two 20's, and the entire world gets AIDS.
[17:41] <spiritflame> HTMLCoder.exe rolls 10d20 [ 17, 10, 18, 5, 5, 6, 9, 6, 1, 11 ]
[17:41] <HTMLCoder.exe> Dammit. There goes my great plan.
[17:42] * Beauty_Queen dodges
[17:42] * HTMLCoder.exe commits suicide with a chaingun. The number rolled determines the amount of blood coverying everything, in galloons.
[17:42] <spiritflame> HTMLCoder.exe rolls 1d100 [ 55 ]
[17:43] <HTMLCoder.exe> *covering >_<
[17:43] * Sailor_Neggerra erases that last attack from history. "You now owe me a favor~"
[17:43] *** Sailor_Neggerra has quit IRC (You're welcome)
[17:43] <HTMLCoder.exe> Jeez, these no-sellers. They're no fun >_<
[17:44] * HTMLCoder.exe carefully spills the blood everywhere just as before. All 55 galloons.
[17:44] <Sailor_Neggerra> N. jst dn't wnt y rnng my plt by kllng vyn ff wth hrrbl dss. t's brng
[17:44] <Sailor Neggerra> Grrr..
[17:46] <HTMLCoder.exe> Oh, and the last attack was the blood. So I had to put it back. The AIDS Raid failed, probably due to the raiders having AIDS themselves.
[17:46] <HTMLCoder.exe> (( also translation plz. I got most of it, but not all ))
[17:47] <HTMLCoder.exe> AIDS should totally be a magic element like water or fire.
[17:48] *** HAAHAHAHAHA
[17:49] *** *points and laughs at N*
[17:49] *** Revenge delayed is still revenge
[17:49] * HTMLCoder.exe attempts to cast AIDS Blast, but fails due to being a non-magic class.
[17:52] * HTMLCoder.exe sets up a Gnomish C[BLEEP]kpunch Trap for the Green Voice
[17:53] <Sailor Neggerra> (( I think your revenge also crashed my computer >.< ))
[17:54] *** Not likely :P Though it would be awesome if i had that power!
[17:54] <Sailor Neggerra> (( My computer did crash right after it. I need to get this peice of crap looked at ))
[17:54] <HTMLCoder.exe> That's like being able to stop people's hearts at will IRL.
[17:55] <Sailor Neggerra> Ahem. Sorry..
[17:55] <HTMLCoder.exe> Hey, Green! CHeck this new trap!
[17:56] *** Sorry, too ephemeral and generally badass for such traps to work on me~
[17:57] * A Gnome appears beside The Green Voice, punching him in the groin, then teleports away while laughing maniacally
[17:58] <HTMLCoder.exe> The trap works on anything that has balls!




[17:59] <HTMLCoder.exe> Hilarity ensues.
[17:59] <Sailor Neggerra> ... How do you hurt a voice. Well unless you give it a body. But i'm evil and not going to do that for you
[18:00] *** Nah, it didn't do s[BLEEP]t to me, but I just wanted an excuse to put the motherf[BLEEP]king gnome in the woodchipper.
[18:01] <HTMLCoder.exe> The only prerequisite for the trap is having balls. Old Gnomish magic bulls[BLEEP]t and all that. I wish Ryan was here so I could use it on him, though.
[18:01] *** Ryan's off who knows where
[18:01] <HTMLCoder.exe> Yeah, I know.
[18:02] <HTMLCoder.exe> Anyone else with a similar sense of humour so I can use it on them, then? xD
[18:03] <HTMLCoder.exe> The original idea comes from that crap CAD comis (though B^Uckley might've stolen it somewhere else, too), but I find it utterly hilarious.
[18:03] *** Souldier but I haven't seen him in a while
[18:04] <Sailor Neggerra> (( he was just here the other day ))
[18:04] <HTMLCoder.exe> Oh, and after a few hours of coding, that pixdb s[BLEEP]t I was talking about yesterday is now in a working prototype. EXTREMELY beta, sure thing, but you can upload images and it resizes them if needed and shows by id. I'm having fun coding the s[BLEEP]t.
[18:05] <HTMLCoder.exe> I reckon Sailor Neggerra is female?
[18:05] *** Cool!
[18:08] *** Yup
[18:08] <Sailor Neggerra> (( The charcter, not the player ))
[18:08] <HTMLCoder.exe> Oh, and a single question. Why cannot you use the pipe in usernames? Don't say you use it as a separator...
[18:09] *** yup.
[18:09] <HTMLCoder.exe> Handy, isn't it?
[18:09] *** Yery!
[18:10] <HTMLCoder.exe> Okay, the next question is a bit on the sensitive side. What happens if you actually use it?:D
[18:11] *** Your user name gets cut off and your data gets all mangled
[18:12] <HTMLCoder.exe> Thank God. "Your stupidity hurts only yourself". explode("|",$data);!
[18:12] *** Exactly
[18:13] * HTMLCoder.exe hands Mr. Green a long-forgotten artifact: a brofist.
[18:13] *** *brofists back*
[18:14] * HTMLCoder.exe allows the brofisting to commence without further intervention
[18:14] <HTMLCoder.exe> Poor Green, can't /me
[18:15] * HTMLCoder.exe giggles
[18:16] <HTMLCoder.exe> щит, g2g. Sleep.
[18:17] *** Because I have no name. Cya
[18:17] <HTMLCoder.exe> Good night, everyone
[18:17] <Texas_Samurai> 'Night!
[18:17] *** HTMLCoder.exe has left #suburbansenshi2 (9:43 left...)
[18:37] *** Hideki Kaze [AirKnight@QTech.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[18:37] <@spiritflame> irasshai Hideki Kaze
[18:37] <Hideki Kaze> hello
[18:37] * Hideki Kaze has a huge black eye
[18:40] <Texas_Samurai> What happened?
[18:40] <Hideki Kaze> well...hana stopped by the theatre and....
[18:40] <Hideki Kaze> ...long story short masaki and hana got into a fight and I tried to seperate them
[18:42] <Hideki Kaze> I think one of my ribes is broken still...
[18:42] <Texas_Samurai> Dang...
[18:43] <Hideki Kaze> dealing with all these girls isn't easy >.>
[18:44] <Texas_Samurai> Ah should tell ya about some'a th' fights Subaru n' Sagitta had in our theatre...
[18:44] <Hideki Kaze> how did..what was his name....shinjiro deal with it?
[18:46] <Texas_Samurai> He got flustered n' tried t'talk 'em down
[18:47] <Hideki Kaze> I honestly thought this job wouldn't be that hard...
[18:47] <TheGreyElf> ....
[18:47] <Texas_Samurai> Performers got strong personalities...
[18:49] <Hideki Kaze> I sent Hana home after that....her temper is just getting worse
[18:49] <SecOpsGirl> Not surprising...
[18:49] <TheHunterKiller> I can break her of that, if you would like.
[18:50] <Texas_Samurai> ...
[18:50] <Texas_Samurai> You jus' wanna "break" someone :P
[18:51] <TheHunterKiller> She is weak; it would make her strong.
[18:51] <Texas_Samurai> She's prideful. You break her down in trainin' she won't recover like y'think.
[18:52] <SecOpsGirl> She is young, she just needs time.
[18:52] <Texas_Samurai> 'Specially now, after whut happened.
[18:52] * Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq. SLAMS the front door open.
[18:52] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Gemini!
[18:52] <Texas_Samurai> Huh?
[18:52] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> You seen Hana?
[18:52] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> She didn't come home.
[18:52] <SecOpsGirl> It's a lawyer!
[18:53] <Texas_Samurai> Nope :O
[18:53] * Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq. curses under her breath
[18:53] <Hideki Kaze> ...
[18:53] * Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq. flips open her phone.
[18:53] <SecOpsGirl> Wait, she didn't?
[18:53] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Hi... Saki...
[18:53] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> We're going hunting.
[18:53] *** Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq. [HSW@weinberg-masonlaw.com] has left #suburbansenshi2 (I'll take care of this, she's my responsibility.)
[18:55] <TheGreyElf> .....
[18:56] <Hideki Kaze> hm...
[18:56] <Texas_Samurai> She looked really scary...
[18:56] <Texas_Samurai> Just like her Grandma...
[18:56] * Eitak_Razal appears on the back of couch. "Why is everyone here so eager to shoulder burden alone"
[18:56] *** Eitak_Razal [Queen@Neggerra.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[18:56] <@spiritflame> irasshai Eitak_Razal
[18:57] <Texas_Samurai> Because we all came up on our own...
[18:57] <Texas_Samurai> Doesn't mean we don't work together but...
[18:57] <Eitak_Razal> It's stupid
[18:57] <Texas_Samurai> It ain't our first inclination.
[18:57] <Texas_Samurai> Hey, she called fer Saki.
[18:58] <Texas_Samurai> So she's got some notion of teamwork..
[18:58] <Eitak_Razal> Ah yes. That's the other thing I noticed. When people DO work together, they work in the same groups, never asking other people
[18:58] <Texas_Samurai> Because they know their partners?
[18:59] <TheHunterKiller> So do you.
[18:59] <Eitak_Razal> Do I?
[19:00] <TheHunterKiller> Indeed.
[19:00] <Eitak_Razal> Then tell me... When have I done this
[19:01] <SecOpsGirl> Well, we tend to prefer to go to people we trust... and we've all got strong personalities that don't like to refuse the challenges.
[19:04] * Eitak_Razal smiles "Oh. Well that's good for me then. I trust the majority of the people here. IT would be eaiser to list who I don't
[19:04] <// J_Daito //> (she's just irked no one takes her along)
[19:05] * Eitak_Razal smirks. "Do you really think I'm that petty Jedite."
[19:06] <SecOpsGirl> Well, [insert MacArthur Quote here], I'll [bbl]...
[19:06] *** SecOpsGirl [Security@aescapulus.aegis.int] has left #suburbansenshi2 (weird...)
[19:06] <// J_Daito //> Yup.
[19:07] * Eitak_Razal tilts her head. "
[19:07] <Eitak_Razal> Then you are a poor judge of charcter
[19:07] <// J_Daito //> Every time something happens around here I hear a lot of crying
[19:07] <// J_Daito //> Why don't they take me
[19:08] <// J_Daito //> Why are they going off alone
[19:08] <// J_Daito //> Let me solve this
[19:08] <// J_Daito //> It's sad.
[19:11] <Eitak_Razal> Heh heh heh
[19:12] <Eitak_Razal> Ah, but it is only normal to want to help your freinds. Also, if you know you hae skills perfectly suited to the task at hand, is wanting to help a bad thing?
[19:13] <TheHunterKiller> Then you would actually go with them, instead of waiting for an engraved invitation.
[19:13] <Eitak_Razal> .... Who said anything about going anywhere
[19:14] <TheHunterKiller> You did. Did you forget already?
[19:14] <// J_Daito //> Wanting to help is not a bad thing.
[19:14] <// J_Daito //> But crying out whenever they elect to go on without you or grousing is not.
[19:14] <TheHunterKiller> And there it is~
[19:14] *** TheHunterKiller [thehunterkiller@otherworld.net] has quit IRC (Who Hunts the Hunter?)
[19:14] * Eitak_Razal smirks. "I could find her for them wihtout leaveing the house"
[19:16] * Eitak_Razal reaches in her sleeve and pulls out a mirror, which she lays flat on the table.
[19:16] * Eitak_Razal begins casting a spell. The Mirror fogs over.
[19:17] * Eitak_Razal keeps casting, and unless there is interferance, an Image of Hana should appear on screen.
[19:18] * // J_Daito // watches
[19:19] * the image is blurry..as if some great power is causing minor interfereace
[19:20] * Eitak_Razal tries clear up the image, or at least move it around to find landmark, like a street name or a building sign or something
[19:20] * the image changes to a streak of blood along the street
[19:21] <Eitak_Razal> Ah!
[19:21] * the image changes to Hana......bleeding from the mouth..and very badly injured
[19:21] <Hideki Kaze> ....
[19:22] <Hideki Kaze> ..that doesn't look good
[19:22] <// J_Daito //> Oh my.
[19:23] <// J_Daito //> It looks like Harriet can't move her.
[19:23] <// J_Daito //> What now?
[19:23] * // J_Daito // looks to Eitak.
[19:23] <Eitak_Razal> ... I'm thinking. Hold on.
[19:24] <Hideki Kaze> ..she looks like she's near death
[19:24] * Eitak_Razal moves the image around again, searching for any landmark she can use to give a location
[19:25] <// J_Daito //> Are you able to teleport people?
[19:25] <Eitak_Razal> Yes, I am
[19:25] <// J_Daito //> Then...
[19:25] * // J_Daito // gestures
[19:26] * Eitak_Razal looks at the image, and vanishes, teleporting to where it shows, to retreive Hana
[19:26] <// J_Daito //> then if you can teleport... people...
[19:26] <// J_Daito //> D:
[19:26] <Hideki Kaze> (( SS3 ))
[19:26] <// J_Daito //> If they can't move her




[19:28] <TheGreyElf> OR Eitak can teleport all 3 of them to a hospial
[19:29] <TheHunterKiller> Where everyone will see it?
[19:29] * // J_Daito // watches this and just goes to the medical cabinet and grabs a Senzu
[19:29] <// J_Daito //> Besides, hospitals don't have these.
[19:31] * TheGreyElf appears, with Hana and Harreit, in the living room
[19:31] <Eitak_Razal> ^
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[19:31] <@spiritflame> irasshai Hana Sagusa
[19:31] * // J_Daito // goes over and gives Harriet the Senzu.
[19:31] * Hana Sagusa seems to be growing weaker
[19:31] <// J_Daito //> Here.
[19:32] * Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq. takes it and quickly gives it to Hana
[19:32] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Here kid.. eat this...
[19:32] <TheGreyElf> Eitak... You forgot about Saki. It seems she found help just as you left
[19:32] * Hana Sagusa eats it..and swollows it...
[19:32] * TheGreyElf is looking in the mirrior
[19:32] <Eitak_Razal> Well it's not like I had time to wait for her
[19:33] * Hana Sagusa takes deep breaths...and starts to look healther
[19:33] <Kamen Rider DarkEnd> Don't break it now, corpse
[19:33] <Eitak_Razal> And besides, I can't teleport Saki. She's Anti Magic.
[19:33] <Eitak_Razal> So she'll have to walk back
[19:33] * Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq. hugs Hana tight then calls Saki
[19:34] * Hana Sagusa returns the hug slowly..her shirt caked in her own blood
[19:34] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Dammit kid, don't go doing that to me again
[19:35] <Kamen Rider DarkEnd> Derp
[19:35] * Eitak_Razal looks releieved
[19:35] <Hana Sagusa> I couldn't beat him......
[19:35] <Hana Sagusa> ..he was too strong
[19:35] <Eitak_Razal> Who?
[19:35] <Kamen Rider DarkEnd> you know Murder-Robo is gonna rape you with bullets
[19:35] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> No s[BLEEP]t XD
[19:35] <Kamen Rider DarkEnd> Thats why I'm here
[19:35] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> /em laughs a nervous laough of relief
[19:35] <Kamen Rider DarkEnd> to watch, and giggl
[19:35] <Kamen Rider DarkEnd> giggle too
[19:35] <Hana Sagusa> ...I'm not weak..I can't be weak...
[19:36] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Who says you're weak?
[19:36] <Eitak_Razal> Saki couldn't kill me if she wanted to right now
[19:36] *** psYchO_saKi [murdergrrl@dinsdaleinvestigations.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:36] <@spiritflame> irasshai psYchO_saKi
[19:36] <Hana Sagusa> he told me that I was not worth a fight..
[19:36] <psYchO_saKi> - Is that a challenge? -
[19:36] <Hana Sagusa> told me that I am the reason that he is going to cleanse the country..or something like that
[19:36] <psYchO_saKi> - I may not be able to murder you~ -
[19:37] <Kamen Rider DarkEnd> oh oh, I can help with that
[19:37] <psYchO_saKi> - But I can surely cripple you~ :> -
[19:37] <Kamen Rider DarkEnd> Saki, do you still like guns
[19:37] * psYchO_saKi licks the barrel of her Hellsing Arms .454 Casull~
[19:37] <psYchO_saKi> ♡ Whaddya you think~ ♡
[19:38] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Hana, there's always going to be someone stronger.
[19:38] * Kamen Rider DarkEnd pulls out a card from a holster on his belt and slides it through a card reader on his sword
[19:38] <DarkEnd Driver> - DARK KAMEN RIDE....G4 -
[19:38] *** Kamen Rider G4 has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:38] <@spiritflame> irasshai Kamen Rider G4
[19:38] <Hana Sagusa> but I need to defeat him....I HAVE TO BEAT HIM
[19:38] * Kamen Rider G4 is carrying a Giant Missle launcher
[19:39] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Well you're not going to beat him like this.
[19:39] * psYchO_saKi pulls out her Baron Harkonnen II, the Cannon is longer than she is tall
[19:39] <TheHunterKiller> Do you know krav maga, girl?
[19:40] * psYchO_saKi hefts it easily on one shoulder
[19:40] <Kamen Rider DarkEnd> A present, do enjoy it Saki
[19:40] <psYchO_saKi> ♡ Oooh~ ♡
[19:40] <Hana Sagusa> I can't let him off for what he did to me...
[19:40] * psYchO_saKi puts her cannon away and takes the launcher, stroking it like a beloeved pet, then cradling ti like a baby
[19:40] <psYchO_saKi> ♡ Thank yooooooou~ ♡
[19:41] <Hana Sagusa> no..I don't
[19:41] <TheHunterKiller> Learn it.
[19:43] * @Sakura Xadium Aino watches this from the corner of the room
[19:43] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Saki... you still got Vindicator?
[19:43] <Hana Sagusa> ..what do I do.....
[19:43] <psYchO_saKi> Yeah.
[19:44] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Gimme.
[19:44] * psYchO_saKi tosses the blade to Blondie.
[19:44] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Hana... I'll get you a teacher.
[19:44] *** @Sakura Xadium Aino [cherryblossomstorm@north.galaxy.kai] has left #suburbansenshi2 (But I have to wake her up first. #ss3)
[19:44] <TheHunterKiller> Miara knows it.
[19:45] <TheHunterKiller> Any number of people in this city should be able to teach it to you.
[19:45] <Eitak_Razal> I think Sakura has it covered
[19:46] * Hana Sagusa slams her fist on the floor "I need to fight him again >< he has to pay"
[19:46] <Kamen Rider DarkEnd> ...
[19:47] * Eitak_Razal goes about cleaning up themirror. "Urk, almost forgot about this. Mana drain is going to bite me later. Knew I should have used a crystal..."
[19:47] <Kamen Rider DarkEnd> OH HAI
[19:47] <Kamen Rider DarkEnd> JOHNNY STORM IS DEAD
[19:47] <Kamen Rider DarkEnd> [URL]
[19:47] <Hana Sagusa> (( yup I heard ))
[19:47] <Hana Sagusa> (( guess what?..I don't care XD ))
[19:48] <Eitak_Razal> (( I don't etiher. Don't read american comics. ))
[19:49] <TheHunterKiller> He won't if you continue with that kind of anger. He'll just wait until you're raging and easily outcalculate you.
[19:50] <Hana Sagusa> OF COURSE I'M F[BLEEP]KING ANGRY
[19:50] <Beauty_Queen> Shut it kid
[19:50] <Beauty_Queen> You're lucky you aren't dead
[19:50] <Kamen Rider DarkEnd> shut it b[BLEEP]ch
[19:50] <Beauty_Queen> You are very lucky Lawyer Gril and the Kill bot went to find you and caster queen was able to teleport you away
[19:50] <Kamen Rider DarkEnd> befoe my sword takes your viginity
[19:51] * Beauty_Queen ignores him
[19:51] <TheHunterKiller> The demon is correct.
[19:51] * Kamen Rider DarkEnd slashes the tip of her tail
[19:51] <Hana Sagusa> all I need to do is find him..then I'll take care of him ><
[19:51] <Kamen Rider DarkEnd> ignore that
[19:52] <Beauty_Queen> Not the way you are right now you wouln't
[19:52] * Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq. SMACKS Hana
[19:52] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Hana!
[19:52] * Beauty_Queen moves her tail away in time, and just catches the weapon with her bare hands. "Level 1000 demon lord here. Buzz off"
[19:52] <Hana Sagusa> .....
[19:52] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Do you know what happened to my grandfather?
[19:53] * Kamen Rider DarkEnd thrusts it into the palm of her hand, drawing blood
[19:53] <Hana Sagusa> ...no
[19:53] <Kamen Rider DarkEnd> Your levels mean d[BLEEP]k tome
[19:53] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Sweetest old man you ever knew. 90 years old.
[19:53] * Beauty_Queen pulls it away and throws it into a wall so hard it gets stuck
[19:53] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Gunned down by a ba[BLEEP]rd in the street.
[19:54] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> I hunted him down.
[19:54] <Beauty_Queen> Try attacking something with it there~
[19:54] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Beat him to within an inch of his damn life.
[19:54] * Kamen Rider DarkEnd is apparently still holding his sword in his hand, 'cause how you your throw a sword before disarming the weilder of i
[19:54] * Prinny heals Etna's wounds
[19:54] *** [gTV]Potamos [kawanami_hiromi@seihanazono.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:54] <@spiritflame> irasshai [gTV]Potamos
[19:54] * Kamen Rider DarkEnd * it
[19:54] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> It made what you just took look like a scratch.
[19:55] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> But then at the last second... I realized... is this who I want to be?
[19:55] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> A murderer?
[19:55] <Hana Sagusa> I can't just walk away!!!!
[19:55] <Beauty_Queen> Murder is fun~
[19:55] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> No, you can't.
[19:55] <Kamen Rider DarkEnd> Kids can't even dissarm people proper these days
[19:55] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> But there's a right way, and a wrong way.
[19:55] <[gTV]Potamos> Moh, I know, mitai na
[19:55] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> And right nowm girl, you're going the wrong way.
[19:55] <Kamen Rider DarkEnd> whats this world coming too
[19:56] <Hana Sagusa> WELL WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO!?
[19:56] <Beauty_Queen> Be lucky I'm not Theif class buddy. You'd be standing there with no wapon or armor and have your stats taken and added to mine
[19:57] <Kamen Rider DarkEnd> next thing you know, they'll be people with rediculous names practicing medevil bulls[BLEEP]t chemisty
[19:57] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> You're going to calm the F[BLEEP]K down and assess yourself.
[19:57] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> You're going to train.
[19:57] <Plushie-chan> You rang?
[19:57] <Kamen Rider DarkEnd> I've run into a thief before
[19:57] <Kamen Rider DarkEnd> kind of a p[BLEEP]y
[19:57] * Plushie-chan appears behind KRDE
[19:57] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> You're going to improve. Not just your body, but your mind.
[19:57] <Kamen Rider DarkEnd> and atleast you know what you are
[19:58] <Kamen Rider DarkEnd> stop proving my mocking of you is dead on
[19:58] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> After my grandfather died, I trained for YEARS to become capable of catching the guy who killed him.
[19:58] <Plushie-chan> Heeee. I've been called worse
[19:58] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> You're much stronger now than I was then.
[19:58] * Hana Sagusa is clenching her fist in anger as she listens
[19:58] <Kamen Rider DarkEnd> then let me try harder
[19:59] <Beauty_Queen> No she isn't. She's weaker then one of my Prinnies
[19:59] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> But you're like a blob of molten steel, waiting to become a sword.
[20:00] <Kamen Rider DarkEnd> Prinnies is slang for aborted fetus' isn't it
[20:00] <Kamen Rider DarkEnd> 'cause i kinda get the vibe you have a lot of those
[20:00] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> You can either become a katana or a piece of pipe. Blunt and useless for much.
[20:00] <Prinny> No. Prinnies are Prinnies
[20:00] <Prinny> Dood
[20:00] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Which do you want.
[20:00] <Hana Sagusa> .........
[20:01] <Hana Sagusa> I'll become a katana
[20:01] <Kamen Rider DarkEnd> ...you dress your aborted fetus' up like penguins?
[20:01] * SecOpsGirl wanders back in.
[20:01] <Kamen Rider DarkEnd> you really are a sick f[BLEEP]k
[20:01] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Okay, then hang tight.
[20:01] <Beauty_Queen> You have a twisted imagination
[20:01] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> We'll get you the resources you need, but you have to do your part.
[20:01] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> No more running off.
[20:02] <Beauty_Queen> Also you totally ruined my chewing the girl out.
[20:02] <Hana Sagusa> ...alright
[20:03] <Prinny> Hana, in the Consveratory, with a Lead Pipe, dood
[20:03] <Kamen Rider DarkEnd> It's not sick, when it's true
[20:03] <Kamen Rider DarkEnd> you've yet to prove otherwise, and you dress like a loose streetwalker
[20:04] * Prinny 2 shows the other Prinny a card with a conservitory on it. "Also she's not one of the suspects"
[20:04] * Potamos looks at Kamen Rider DarkEnd.
[20:04] *** Kamen Rider DarkEnd is an armored figure in black and violet armor, with a barcode designed helmet. He carries in his hand a similiarly colored sword either on his back or in his hand. You aren't sure if he is here to help you, or kill you. More information about is Here.
image Song is: "Kick in the Teeth" by Papa Roach.
[20:04] <Kamen Rider DarkEnd> so prove my statement false or it's true
[20:04] <Beauty_Queen> Do you want to become a Prinny? I can eadily arrange it. You just need to hold still while I kill you
[20:05] <SecOpsGirl> Please, don't use 4-chan logic in an argument KRDE.
[20:05] <Eitak_Razal> Prinnies are the souls of humans who sinned during life and are working of the Karmaic debt as servents to demons and angels
[20:06] *** @Sakura Xadium Aino [cherryblossomstorm@north.galaxy.kai] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:06] *** @spiritflame sets mode +o @Sakura Xadium Aino
[20:06] <@spiritflame> irasshai @Sakura Xadium Aino
[20:06] <Kamen Rider DarkEnd> unbatised babies~ got to purgatory tooo~
[20:06] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Hana!
[20:06] <Kamen Rider DarkEnd> *go to
[20:06] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I gots your new sensei~
[20:06] * [gTV]Potamos hands Mike a beer.
[20:06] *** spiritflame[flamelotus@akasaka.hikawajinja.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:06] *** @SpeedRcrX sets mode +o @spiritflame
[20:06] <@spiritflame> irasshai @spiritflame
[20:06] * @spiritflame bows
[20:06] <[gTV]Potamos> you look like you need it mitai na
[20:06] <@spiritflame> Hello
[20:06] <@spiritflame> :)
[20:06] * [gTV]Potamos opens up hers
[20:06] <Eitak_Razal> I said sinned. Babys are innocent
[20:07] <Hana Sagusa> huh?
[20:07] <Kamen Rider DarkEnd> someone hasn't read Dante's Inferno
[20:07] <Eitak_Razal> Rei-Bot
[20:07] <Kamen Rider DarkEnd> They go the same place according to that
[20:07] <Eitak_Razal> *.
[20:07] * Kamen Rider DarkEnd takes beer
[20:07] * @spiritflame walks over to Hana and kneels down to look her in the eye. Her electric-green eyes shine brighter than they ever have before
[20:07] * Kamen Rider DarkEnd needs to drink soo....
[20:08] * Kamen Rider DarkEnd is now known as RiderHeroProject
[20:08] <@spiritflame> I shall be your instructor :)
[20:08] <Eitak_Razal> There's more then one afterlife. Also, the Prinnies haven't made it to the afterlife
[20:08] <@RiderHeroProject> then
[20:08] <SecOpsGirl> Wait, I thought you were talking about "aborted fetuses", not babies?
[20:08] * @spiritflame 's ki aura is much more powerful than it was the last time she was around
[20:08] <@RiderHeroProject> Aborted Fetuses are just he same as babies
[20:09] <SecOpsGirl> Babies are unensouled for a period after birth...
[20:09] <@RiderHeroProject> oh here we go
[20:09] <SecOpsGirl> And no, they aren't.