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"I tried shaking it, praying to it, hitting with with various lasers, cursing at it-- nothing works. So, now I use it to smash the small rodents which invade my lab and prop open the doors while I 'm working."
-- Prof. tomoe on the Golden Crystal


welcome to #suburbansenshi2

[20:29] *** HOLY CRAP NO WAY
[20:29] <@Ryan> And I've used it in the past
[20:29] <Raihosha> Woot.
[20:29] <@Ryan> since
[20:29] *** I WIN THE LOG I CLAIM IT FOR PIZZA
[20:29] <@Ryan> And again
[20:29] <Sailor Neggerra> Green voice gets a log? Lies
[20:29] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Okay wait
[20:29] <@Ryan> I don't know or recall if someone else has tried to use the name
[20:29] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Mysterious Stranger
[20:29] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Was that the guy with e mask
[20:30] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Because I'm thinking of the guy with the mask.
[20:30] <@Dоcтоʀ X> The creepy guy with the mask.
[20:30] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Who dressed like Tuxedo Mask.
[20:30] <@Dоcтоʀ X> But with, you know, an actual mask.
[20:30] <@Ryan> Man my memory's so bad now that I don't recall the details. Only that I've used that name a number of times in the past to be active without me being here
[20:31] <@Dоcтоʀ X> WERE YOU WEARING A MASK
[20:31] * Raihosha looks at Mysterious Stranger.
[20:31] *** Mysterious Stranger is your average everyday Mysterious Stranger

[20:31] <@Ryan> DON'T. RECALL
[20:31] <@Dоcтоʀ X> And had like a soul that was a black pit of ... stuff
[20:31] <@Ryan> But I'm so registering that name again
[20:31] * Doctor X looks at the Mysterious Stranger.
[20:31] *** the Mysterious Stranger is your average everyday the Mysterious Stranger

[20:31] <Raihosha> Damn. That didn't work.
[20:31] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Dammit! I know he exeisted!
[20:31] * @Doctor X goes looking
[20:32] <@Ryan> Remember that we've done some massive name purges
[20:32] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Nothing registered
[20:32] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Not really
[20:32] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I only purged the stuff Adam and Mike wanted and my own s[BLEEP]t
[20:32] <@Ryan> Yeah we have
[20:32] <@Ryan> Bro
[20:32] <@Ryan> Maybe you don't recall
[20:32] <@Dоcтоʀ X> the rest were random bans here and there
[20:32] <@Dоcтоʀ X> those are still in the database
[20:33] <@Ryan> But you made a big announcement years ago
[20:33] <@Ryan> The name database had gotten too large
[20:33] <@Dоcтоʀ X> no this was before the userbase
[20:33] <@Dоcтоʀ X> that announcement
[20:33] <@Dоcтоʀ X> when everuthing was in one file
[20:33] <@Dоcтоʀ X> this guy was contemporary
[20:33] <@Dоcтоʀ X> he was around when rai was gone
[20:33] <@Ryan> You asked us to get a list of our names
[20:33] <@Dоcтоʀ X> but he acted like rai
[20:33] <@Ryan> And delete what we didn't want to use anymore
[20:34] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ohhhh
[20:34] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I don't think it was you though it didn't feel like you
[20:34] <zairafirefly> it sounds like something LL or Lego might use?
[20:34] <@Dоcтоʀ X> it felt more like LL tis true
[20:34] <@Ryan> And you know what? Now you're refreshing my memory of the OTHER Mysterious Stranger
[20:34] <@Dоcтоʀ X> but the character has been gone a while
[20:34] <@Ryan> But here I was thinking he had a tad bit different name
[20:34] <@Dоcтоʀ X> and LL is here
[20:34] <@Dоcтоʀ X> he might have
[20:35] <@Dоcтоʀ X> i can't remember
[20:35] <@Ryan> I dunno
[20:35] <@Ryan> I don't think it was LL
[20:35] <@Ryan> He had a certain degree of comic knowledge
[20:35] *** YES him
[20:35] <@Ryan> And LL has demonstrated nothing of that nature that I can recall
[20:35] <@Ryan> In fact
[20:36] <@Ryan> He was similar to someone else that showed up a few months ago
[20:36] <@Ryan> And vanished
[20:36] <@Ryan> The guy who loved French culture
[20:37] <@Ryan> Of course Mysterious Stranger 2.0 didn't profess any love of any culture. Never really got into the topic.
[20:37] <@Ryan> But he damn well knew what Starro was.
[20:37] <@Ryan> And was knowledgeable about Morrison's use of the Star Conquerer in Grant's JLA run
[20:37] <@Ryan> Which was a similar, I think, Rai also had
[20:38] * Doctor X looks at The_Face.
[20:38] *** The_Face is courteous and gentlemanly man with a thick, unidentifiable accent. He is wearing a top hat and Tuxedo, with a bulge beneath it on his chest, as though he is wearing armor. He tends to be either very confrontational or very polite.
His image Song is: .

[20:38] <@Ryan> DAMN YOU PEOPLE WIHT SIMILAR KNOWLEDGE
[20:38] <@Dоcтоʀ X> HIM.
[20:38] <@Ryan> The Face?
[20:38] <@Dоcтоʀ X> he's the one i was thinking of
[20:38] <@Ryan> Don't recall the face
[20:39] <@Dоcтоʀ X> don't ask mw here i got mysterious stranger from
[20:39] <zairafirefly> he's LL's
[20:39] * Raihosha looks at Mysterious_Stranger.
[20:39] *** Mysterious_Stranger is your average everyday Mysterious_Stranger

[20:39] <@Dоcтоʀ X> there is no one registered as The Mysterious Stranger or any vartiant therof
[20:39] <Raihosha> I remember THe Face... vaguely.
[20:39] <@Ryan> There's been definitely two Mysterious Strangers. Myself and that Unknown fellow
[20:39] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I swear ?I thought the face was you
[20:39] <zairafirefly> he jumped all over matsumi about kidnapping anni
[20:39] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Rai
[20:39] <@Dоcтоʀ X> YES
[20:40] <@Dоcтоʀ X> he dressed old school
[20:40] <zairafirefly> it was anni, wasn't it?
[20:40] <@Dоcтоʀ X> and his backstory was that of a guy who examined a touch too far and came back as the face
[20:40] <@Ryan> ...the touch?
[20:40] <@Dоcтоʀ X> which made me think of rai goig too far and paying a price
[20:40] <@Ryan> HE HAD THE TOUCH?
[20:40] <Raihosha> Could be Yai...
[20:40] <@Ryan> HE HAD THE POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?! YEAH!
[20:40] <@Dоcтоʀ X> no I know who it is now
[20:41] <@Dоcтоʀ X> won't say but I really had thought it was you
[20:41] <@Dоcтоʀ X> no not rai's playing style at all
[20:41] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ^Yai's
[20:41] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Yai-Rai
[20:41] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Ya-Rai the Wordsmith Conqueror of Atlantis
[20:42] <@Ryan> Even better
[20:42] <zairafirefly> lol
[20:42] <@Ryan> Ry-Yai-Rai the Ininite
[20:42] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Yesss
[20:42] <@Ryan> ^Infinite
[20:42] <@Dоcтоʀ X> this must now be a deity in the SS pantheon
[20:42] * Sailor Neggerra sets up a booth labled "Makai Senki Suburban Senshi Q&A" a much smaller note reads "We reserve the right to not anwswer your questions and uncreate anyone who cuases issues"
[20:43] * Sailor Neggerra sits behind the booth looking bored
[20:43] <@Dоcтоʀ X> in like a league of higher evolutionaries with reibot
[20:43] <@Ryan> XD
[20:43] <@Dоcтоʀ X> oh god canon is already being made from the filler
[20:43] <@Dоcтоʀ X> someone wiki that s[BLEEP]t
[20:43] <@Dоcтоʀ X> i'm too lazy XD
[20:43] <zairafirefly> backlash!
[20:43] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Ry-Yai-Rai the Ininite Blasphemer
[20:43] <zairafirefly> somebody who's not me do that >>
[20:44] <@Dоcтоʀ X> sits on the council of Higher evolutionaries with rei.bot
[20:44] <@Dоcтоʀ X> The funk Soul Brother
[20:44] <Raihosha> Some one steals our DNA and gets far more than they bargained for?
[20:44] <Sailor Neggerra> You wanted madcap non-canon antic.s You're getting non-canon antics. Do you really thin OI would reveal my secrets that easily in a canon setting?
[20:44] <Sailor Neggerra> Hell no
[20:44] <@Dоcтоʀ X> YOU'RE REALLY A MAN
[20:44] <zairafirefly> oh someone so needs to make an all-species character or something
[20:45] <@Dоcтоʀ X> All-new, all-different! All-species!
[20:45] * Sailor Neggerra kicks X in the face.
[20:45] <@Ryan> Done so
[20:45] <zairafirefly> also, MGT needs someone
[20:45] <@Ryan> I KNEW MY ALL-NEW, ALL-DIFFERENT REFERENCE WOULD CATCH ON EVENTUALLY
[20:45] *** barry white plays
[20:45] <Mongoosetiger> Need who?
[20:46] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Mongoose Tiger meets Chestarah Cheetah!
[20:46] <@Dоcтоʀ X> With comedic interference from Furuhata Motoki!
[20:46] <zairafirefly> lol
[20:46] <@Dоcтоʀ X> And Gond-aar Gamera
[20:46] <@Dоcтоʀ X> with laser blasting foot orafices
[20:47] * Sailor Neggerra gestures and a DVD of a program meeting X's discritpion appears in her hand. "For you good sir"
[20:47] <zairafirefly> i will come up with something
[20:48] <Raihosha> I think that would constitute pedophillia where MGT is concerned.
[20:48] * @Doctor X looks
[20:48] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Vat is das.
[20:49] <Sailor Neggerra> Mongoose Tiger meets Chestarah Cheetah, can't you read the lable3
[20:49] <Sailor Neggerra> *Lablel
[20:50] <@Dоcтоʀ X> oh my
[20:50] * @Doctor X puts in dvd player
[20:50] * @Doctor X regrets
[20:50] <zairafirefly> i know this is going to sound stupid, but is that an actual character?
[20:50] <zairafirefly> google has been unfruitful
[20:50] <Raihosha> Crosssex Chester Cheetah.
[20:51] <zairafirefly> ah ok
[20:51] <Sailor Neggerra> And a horrible idea that came into exisatince with my Dhe Ehm Powers :3
[20:51] <Raihosha> Perhaps with a dose of Cheetarah...
[20:51] <@Dоcтоʀ X> with a bit of a pun on cheetarah
[20:52] * Sailor Neggerra goes back to boredly sitting behind the booth.
[20:53] <zairafirefly> i was reaaally little when thundercats was on
[20:53] <zairafirefly> at least from what i remember
[20:54] <zairafirefly> hmm
[20:54] <zairafirefly> MGT the playboy
[20:54] *** David O`Cain [JRPMoonSoldier@MKArmyRanger.mil] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:54] <@spiritflame> irasshai David O`Cain
[20:54] <David O`Cain> Yo.
[20:54] <@Ryan> Yo.
[20:54] * Sailor Neggerra creates a DVD of that and hands ot to Zaira
[20:55] <zairafirefly> and i must go for now. will be back later
[20:55] <David O`Cain> Anybody been getting spammy e-mails from Mike as of late?
[20:55] * zairafirefly is away 
[20:55] <@Ryan> BYE ZF
[20:55] <@Ryan> Those are real e-mails david answer them
[20:55] <@Ryan> they want to help you with your penis
[20:55] <@Ryan> allow them to assist your penis
[20:56] *** LOL
[20:57] <@Ryan> but if you don't want their help
[20:57] <Raihosha> What if they were breast enhancement e-mails?
[20:57] <@Ryan> i am willing to give a hand
[20:58] <@Ryan> take my hand david
[20:58] <@Ryan> allow me to be a friend to your penis
[20:58] <@Ryan> to answer your question rai
[20:58] <@Ryan> if they were breast enhancement then for some men it's nature to want to have breasts and a penis
[20:59] * Sailor Neggerra flips the sign on her booth, chaneing it to "Sailor Neggerra's apperance altering service, no medical procedures required"
[21:00] <David O`Cain> Riiiight. And the possibility of a disease in the process.
[21:01] <Raihosha> Hey, we can cure Syphilis.
[21:02] <David O`Cain> Even the superbug version?
[21:02] * Sailor Neggerra flips the sign back over, somehow the orginal side now reads "Neggerran Cure-all Tonic"
[21:02] <Raihosha> Now, Gynoshypilherpelaids is still incureable...
[21:02] <@Ryan> i am so disease free
[21:03] <Raihosha> ...unless you're in a high magic zone, and on a Holy Water IV.
[21:04] * Sailor Neggerra flips the sign again. "Real Belmont Subwepons, get them while they last"
[21:05] <@Ryan> tell me about belmont subweapons
[21:05] <@Ryan> and this better not be a nigerian scam
[21:07] <Sailor Neggerra> Which subwepon do you want to learn about? Knife? Cross bomerang, Holywater, Axe?
[21:08] * Sailor Neggerra gestures and the house re-aranges itself to be a 2D Metroidvaina style setting
[21:09] <Raihosha> I'm suddenly feeling rather flat...
[21:09] <David O`Cain> Damn. I've heard of washboard abs, but this is ridiculous.
[21:10] <@Ryan> tell me about all
[21:10] <@Ryan> i am curious
[21:10] * Sailor Neggerra throws cross boomerangs at Ryan
[21:10] * zairafirefly is back
[21:11] <zairafirefly> ...
[21:12] * zairafirefly suddenly feels rather light
[21:12] * @Ryan catches a cross boomerrang
[21:13] <Sailor Neggerra> ... You're not allowed to do tha
[21:13] <@Ryan> why are you throwing these
[21:13] <@Ryan> i'm not allowed to do plenty of things
[21:13] <zairafirefly> why are we flat >>
[21:13] <Sailor Neggerra> They're ment to be thrown
[21:13] <Raihosha> This is weird... let me remember how to work with this...
[21:13] <@Ryan> then allow me to be specific
[21:13] <@Ryan> why are you throwing them at ME
[21:14] <Sailor Neggerra> You asked how they worked
[21:14] * Raihosha checks the house wiring for electrical faults, while the walls are accessible.
[21:14] * zairafirefly writes the cross boomerang out of the story
[21:15] <@Ryan> yeah, i asked how they worked, i didn't ask you to throw them at me
[21:15] <Sailor Neggerra> ... Writeing things out is my thing girl
[21:15] <@Ryan> what was asked was an explanation, not a demonstration
[21:15] <zairafirefly> yes, that's why your sitting there selling things nad not writing?
[21:16] * Sailor Neggerra flips the sign on her booth to read "The Docter is out" and restores the third dimension
[21:17] <Raihosha> Well, the wiring is fine.
[21:17] <Raihosha> Bit of a pain checking it usually, thanks to the adamantium walls...
[21:18] <zairafirefly> yays, no more flat
[21:18] *** for thos ewatching the next episode of madoka is out
[21:18] <@Ryan> what is madoka
[21:18] <Raihosha> Be glad Etna wasn't here...
[21:19] <@Dоcтоʀ X> [URL]
[21:22] * @Texas_Samurai MARRIES X
[21:22] <@Dоcтоʀ X> This will only last for filerl won't it
[21:22] <@Texas_Samurai> Yup
[21:22] <zairafirefly> ?? we don't get to have a wedding??
[21:22] <@Dоcтоʀ X> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfffff
[21:22] *** you will just not now hahahaa
[21:23] <zairafirefly> no i mean filler wedding. like now.
[21:23] <Raihosha> Is it in a small church in Texas?
[21:23] * @Texas_Samurai DIVORCES X due to comic misunderstanding
[21:23] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Oh god dammit XD
[21:23] <zairafirefly> hee
[21:23] <Sailor Neggerra> Hahahaha
[21:23] <Raihosha> Will X and the wedding party be killed by Gemini's old teacher?
[21:23] * @Ryan finds a dead pokemon and eats it
[21:23] * @Ryan this will totally be referenced
[21:23] <zairafirefly> we could write several endings!
[21:23] <@Texas_Samurai> Mifune's not a murderer :P
[21:24] <zairafirefly> like in clue
[21:24] <@Dоcтоʀ X> (School days)
[21:24] <@Texas_Samurai> Ohhhh
[21:24] *** LOL Endless 8
[21:24] * @spiritflame kills Green voice for that
[21:24] <Raihosha> (( Kill Bill... ))
[21:24] * @spiritflame KILLS. HIM/
[21:24] <@spiritflame> You know
[21:25] <@spiritflame> I've always been quiet.
[21:25] <Sailor Neggerra> And now the Powerpuff girls are down one villain.
[21:25] <@spiritflame> But f[BLEEP]k that.
[21:25] <@spiritflame> You know something.
[21:25] <zairafirefly> like one with an epic cliffhanger about someone's child or parents
[21:25] <@spiritflame> I ENJOY killing trolls.
[21:25] <zairafirefly> or one of them is already married
[21:25] <@spiritflame> It gives me pleasure.
[21:25] <@spiritflame> Sensual pleasure.
[21:25] <@Ryan> embrace the violence
[21:25] <@Dоcтоʀ X> D:
[21:26] <@Dоcтоʀ X> This is like the Ayanami Rei monologue in Eva Radio show isn't it
[21:26] *** Ayanami Rei [quietrage@tokyo3.nerv.or.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Man fears the darkness, and so he scrapes away at the edges of it with fire.)
[21:26] * Sailor Neggerra hands rei.bot an Alliance logo.
[21:26] <@Ryan> DIE RAI
[21:26] <@Ryan> REI
[21:26] * @Ryan goes off and kills Ayanami
[21:26] <@Dоcтоʀ X> My GOD we haven't seen her for YEARS
[21:26] <Raihosha> Aaiiieeeeeee!
[21:26] * Sailor Neggerra calls the trolls to kill rei.bot now that's she's PVP flagged
[21:26] * Raihosha is dead?
[21:27] * @spiritflame just gleefully kills the s[BLEEP]t out of anything that gets within 5 metres of her
[21:27] * zairafirefly quickly writes Rai back to life. with weird science magic.
[21:27] <@Ryan> RAI I NEVER KILLED YOU
[21:27] *** psYchO_saKi [murdergrrl@dinsdaleinvestigations.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:27] <@spiritflame> irasshai psYchO_saKi
[21:27] <@Ryan> THEREFORE LIVE DAMN YOU LIVE
[21:27] <psYchO_saKi> Today, I am a nun.
[21:27] *** psYchO_saKi [murdergrrl@dinsdaleinvestigations.com] has left #suburbansenshi2 (*bows*)
[21:28] * zairafirefly ^ and a weird vision of afterlife
[21:28] <@spiritflame> ...
[21:28] <Raihosha> Rai is retconned to never being dead...
[21:28] <// J_Daito //> /awya NO YOU DON'T WHAT ABOUT OR SEX LIFE
[21:28] * // J_Daito // is away: NO YOU DON'T WHAT ABOUT OUR SEX LIFE
[21:28] <@SpeedRcrX> DUDE JED I HAVE IT
[21:28] <// J_Daito //> ?
[21:28] <@SpeedRcrX> Nuns are married to god right
[21:28] <// J_Daito //> yes
[21:28] <Raihosha> And I have got to work on keeping that internal monologue internal...
[21:28] <@SpeedRcrX> You have a god complex right?
[21:28] <Sailor Neggerra> Though shalt not become got
[21:29] <// J_Daito //> ..I *am* a god.
[21:29] <Sailor Neggerra> *God
[21:29] <@SpeedRcrX> See? Make her your b[BLEEP]ch!
[21:29] * // J_Daito // is away: excellent
[21:29] <Sailor Neggerra> You'd last a day as a god
[21:29] <Raihosha> Well, Jed can kill god and then marry his widows...
[21:29] <Sailor Neggerra> You wouldn't get enough prayers to sustain your powers
[21:29] <Raihosha> Wait... why does that sound like a porno plot...
[21:30] <David O`Cain> A really odd one.
[21:30] * Sailor Neggerra hands it to Rai. "It is now"
[21:30] <zairafirefly> gods aren't gods because they need worship to retain their power
[21:30] <@Ryan> because i already filmed it, rai. 35 minutes ago
[21:30] <Sailor Neggerra> Have you met a god?
[21:30] <Raihosha> Yes.
[21:31] * Sailor Neggerra sticks tape over Rai's mouth. "Hush you"
[21:31] <Raihosha> So that's what you were doing back there, Ryan...
[21:31] <zairafirefly> awkward bondage scene, coming up
[21:31] * Raihosha removes tape... with magic, since he has a beard.
[21:32] <zairafirefly> oh, boo
[21:32] *** Raileena Beardless has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:32] <@spiritflame> irasshai Raileena Beardless
[21:33] * Sailor Neggerra uncreate's Rai's beard and switches her sign to read "Neggerra Hair removeal service"
[21:33] * Raileena Beardless is the femee Raihosha, created solely by shving off his beard
[21:33] *** Raileena Beardless has left #suburbansenshi2 (Hee Hee)
[21:34] <Raihosha> no, no... the female version goes like this...
[21:34] * Raihosha is now known as Raiko
[21:34] * Raiko looks at Raiko.
[21:34] *** Raiko is your average everyday Raiko

[21:34] * Raiko looks at Rai-ko.
[21:34] *** Rai-ko is your average everyday Rai-ko

[21:34] <Ainomina2> can i join you
[21:34] <Raiko> Wait...
[21:35] <Ainomina2> oh please...
[21:35] * Raiko is now known as Raihosha-ko
[21:35] <Raihosha-ko> There
[21:35] * Raihosha-ko looks at Raihosha-ko.
[21:35] *** Raihosha-ko is statuesque platinum blonde, wearing a black cheongsam with a red floral pattern, and standing nearly two meters tall in her heels.
Her image Song is: .

[21:35] <Raihosha-ko> Ta-da!
[21:36] <Ainomina2> what is it?
[21:36] <@Dоcтоʀ X> It's Esmerodo
[21:36] <@Ryan> rai you are a woman now
[21:36] <Raihosha-ko> Wait, what?
[21:36] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Suburban sEnshi: What is it? It's Esmerodo.
[21:36] <@Ryan> and i want to sleep with you
[21:36] * zairafirefly pokes Rai's chest
[21:37] <Raihosha-ko> Yes?
[21:37] <Dr. Hooey> Why you want to asleeping with Girlman?
[21:37] <zairafirefly> just checking ;p
[21:37] <Ainomina2> oh my god,
[21:37] <Raihosha-ko> Yes, they're real...
[21:37] <@Dоcтоʀ X> LOL A Second Minako?
[21:38] <@Texas_Samurai> one was enough :P
[21:38] <Ainomina2> giggle! yes
[21:38] <David O`Cain> She has a twin?
[21:38] <Ainomina2> i'm outtie
[21:38] <zairafirefly> maybe she's like that serena girl?
[21:38] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Now Gemmy don't be jealo--- *sees Gemini pointing a sword at him*
[21:38] <@Dоcтоʀ X> us..
[21:38] * @Texas_Samurai has an aura around her
[21:38] * Sailor Neggerra creates an Army of Minako's each wearing her Silver Braclets
[21:39] * Minako Army tackles Gem
[21:39] * Raihosha-ko is now known as Raihosha
[21:39] *** , somewhere, a xadium who was not CRUELLY F[BLEEP]KED OVER BY THE GODDESS OF LOVE is drooling
[21:39] <Raihosha> See, that's a female Rai...
[21:39] <@Texas_Samurai> - Tyrant... of TEXAS!!!!! -
[21:39] * zairafirefly passes the popcorn
[21:39] <@Ryan> wait
[21:39] * @Texas_Samurai pulls a Spartacus... and Kills. Them. ALL.
[21:40] <@Ryan> when was xad cruely f[BLEEP]ked over by the goddess of love
[21:40] * Raihosha ducks behind a couch, just before the couch incinerates...
[21:40] * Sailor Neggerra floats in the air safely
[21:40] *** Don't ask, it's how X feels these days XD
[21:40] <zairafirefly> she took care of like 7 of his lives or something
[21:40] <@Ryan> awww
[21:40] <David O`Cain> Gemini the Texas Tornado from Tornado Alley.
[21:40] * Raihosha coughs and some black smoke comes out.
[21:41] *** No, not this is just metaX pissed at the Goddess XD
[21:41] <zairafirefly> ...that doesn't look so good
[21:41] <Raihosha> It's just special effects.
[21:42] * @Texas_Samurai stands in a sea of severed blondes, lookin' like th' Bride from Kill Bill
[21:42] * @Texas_Samurai flicks her blade to sling off th' blood
[21:43] * @Texas_Samurai sheathes it
[21:43] * ... in a MINAKO
[21:43] * LIKE A BOSS!
[21:43] * @Texas_Samurai is victorious
[21:43] <zairafirefly> go gems!
[21:44] <@Ryan> you people and your violence
[21:44] * Nike appears and crowns Gemini with a laurel wreath!
[21:44] * @Texas_Samurai JUST DID IT™
[21:44] *** Nike has left #suburbansenshi2
[21:46] * @Texas_Samurai goes to Disneyworkld to celebrate her final triumph over th' Blonde Abandoner
[21:47] <zairafirefly> x, are you gonna to after her and tell her how awesome she was?
[21:48] <@Ryan> now all we need is a surprise visit by an old enemy
[21:48] * @Doctor X dons a Stetson.
[21:48] * @Doctor X is away: yes. Yes I am.
[21:48] * @Ryan shoots the stetson
[21:48] <The Traitor> Surprise?
[21:48] <@Ryan> DAMMIT
[21:48] *** @Doctor X [in_ex_officio@TARDIS2010.sen] has left #suburbansenshi2 (*making EPCOT rock with his Cowgirl*)
[21:48] <@Ryan> COME BACK
[21:48] *** The Traitor [traitorous@machinebaron.com] has quit IRC (out of continuity...)
[21:48] * @Doctor X comes back, from the futute, looking all disheveled
[21:48] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I'M BACK
[21:49] <zairafirefly> and?
[21:49] <@Ryan> BACK... TO THE FUTURE
[21:49] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I told her how awesome she was~ ♡
[21:49] <@Ryan> WHERE WE'RE GOING THERE'S NO ROADS
[21:49] <@Ryan> INSTEAD THERE'S AN ARMY OF SENTINELS THAT ARE SLOWLY TAKING OVER THE WORLD
[21:50] <Raihosha> Is Marilyn going to start making phone calls?
[21:50] <@Ryan> AND EVERYONE YOU KNOW ADN LOVE ARE NEARLY DEAD
[21:50] <zairafirefly> hee
[21:50] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Over... and over...
[21:50] * @Doctor X zones out
[21:50] <@Dr. Xadium> ...
[21:50] * Raihosha pulls out props...
[21:50] * @Dr. Xadium gets a knife
[21:51] * Marilyn storms in, looking for someone
[21:51] <@Dr. Xadium> now is my chance while he's weakened
[21:51] * @Dr. Xadium GOES FOR THE KILL
[21:51] * Raihosha lays in a hospital bed, with a weak pulse showing on the heart monitor.
[21:51] <@Dоcтоʀ X> SURPRISE KAMEHAMEHA MOTHERF[BLEEP]KER
[21:51] * @Dr. Xadium is vaporized
[21:51] <@Dоcтоʀ X> THAT'S RIGHT
[21:51] * @Ryan is now crucified in Australia by a bunch of cyborgs
[21:52] <Raihosha> I'm talking to you from a coma in the future...
[21:52] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I AM TH E ONLY XADIUM NOW
[21:52] <@Dоcтоʀ X> THE one true XADIUM
[21:52] <@Ryan> AWESOME, GUYS
[21:53] <Shinguuji X. Sakura> I am Shinguuji Sakura. you kill my father. Now prepare to die.
[21:53] <Raihosha> You can save the future, Ryan... Damn, he's dead already...
[21:53] <@Dоcтоʀ X> But I'm you're father too.
[21:53] <Shinguuji X. Sakura> ....
[21:53] <Shinguuji X. Sakura> Error. NOMAD. Error!
[21:53] *** Shinguuji X. Sakura [shinguuji_s@shindaiteikoku.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (No matter what the stage, we have to get back up and dance.)
[21:53] <@Ryan> HEY I'M STILL ALIVE
[21:54] <Raihosha> Oh, okay, Ryan you can save the future, you must kill Charlie Sheen before he tweets again...
[21:54] <@Ryan> Oh god
[21:54] <@Ryan> I need a TEAM this time
[21:54] *** Crwn_FruT_Gamer [monotavern.crown.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:54] <@spiritflame> irasshai Crwn_FruT_Gamer
[21:54] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Oh no. Oh Christ. Oh No.
[21:55] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Guys, guys stop. This is serious.
[21:55] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> This is like, really bad.
[21:55] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer holds up the Severed head of Tony the Tiger.
[21:55] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> This is where...
[21:55] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> This is where Chuck got the Tiger Blood.
[21:55] * Sailor Neggerra just laughs evily
[21:55] <@Ryan> That teaches Tony a lesson
[21:56] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Suburban Senshi: This is where Chuck got the Tiger Blood.
[21:56] * Raihosha sits up.
[21:56] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ...
[21:56] <David O`Cain> Anyone wanna put the head on the wall?
[21:57] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer is away: *unzip*
[21:57] *** Crwn_FruT_Gamer [monotavern.crown.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Head to Head with Tony the Tiger)
[21:57] <zairafirefly> um...i think it's going to end up somehwere else...
[21:57] <Raihosha> Well, that explains Sheen's insanity then. He couldn't handle the frosting.
[21:57] <David O`Cain> Probably the only time he'll ever get head.
[21:57] <zairafirefly> eeww




[21:58] <zairafirefly> oo pretty silver cat
[21:58] <Raihosha> How'd Artie pull that laptop...
[21:59] <Raihosha> No, not thinking that...
[21:59] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Tongs.
[21:59] <Raihosha> (( It is a pretty cat. ))
[21:59] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I KNOW ALL THE SECRETS OF THE SUBURBAN SENSHI
[21:59] <Raihosha> Have you gone all highlander on them, X?
[22:00] <@Dоcтоʀ X> eh?
[22:00] <Raihosha> When the Kurgan is beheaded? "I know everything!"
[22:00] <@Dоcтоʀ X> LOL
[22:01] * @spiritflame DECPAITATES XADIUM
[22:01] * @Doctor X BLOCKS
[22:01] <@Dоcтоʀ X> DO WE BEGIN THE STRUGGLE ONCE AGAIN, SENSEI
[22:01] <@spiritflame> WE DO
[22:01] * @Doctor X commences EPIC BATTLE
[22:02] <@Ryan> THERE"S A STRUGGLE... IN MY PANTS. COME JOIN IN
[22:02] *** Due to images of a disturbing nature, we present this picture of a nice boat. Please enjoy this calming scene of a nice boat.
[22:02] <Raihosha> My Boat Phobia?
[22:02] * @Doctor X ends the fight panting and burned up all to hell
[22:02] * Raihosha faints.
[22:03] * @spiritflame is panting, kimono torn over one shoulder
[22:03] <@Ryan> looking sexy fine
[22:04] <David O`Cain> Whaling, anyone?
[22:04] <@Ryan> aaand BRB
[22:05] * @Doctor X is away: fro a bit madoka 11
[22:06] *** WHAT THE F[BLEEP]K
[22:07] <@Dоcтоʀ X> IT WAS A COMMERCIAKL FOR MORNING RESCUE PLAYED FOR HALF AN HOUR
[22:07] <@Dоcтоʀ X> F[BLEEP]KERS
[22:07] <David O`Cain> Ha ha.
[22:07] <Raihosha> Morning Rescue?
[22:08] <@Dоcтоʀ X> It's an energy drink
[22:08] <@Dоcтоʀ X> "Sui-seiseki says: March 15, 2011 at 9:33 pm LOL. why not release a troll video with 30 minutes of MORNING RESCUE and release it as Madoka 11. trololool Reply "
[22:08] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I can't believe someone did that.
[22:08] <@Dоcтоʀ X> That's awesome and enragious all at the same time
[22:08] <@Dоcтоʀ X> it's Dattebayo level bulls[BLEEP]t
[22:09] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ...Whoa.
[22:09] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Update 2: Madoka Magica series script supervisor Gen Urobuchi apologized to everyone waiting to see the anime, but said that he is relieved for the delay. He explained that the anime studio SHAFT would work to the last minute on the last few episodes — just hours before the first airing of each episode on Thursday evening (early Friday morning) in the Kansai area on MBS. The creation of drawings for episodes 11 and 12 has been difficult, and Urobuchi thinks that airing episode 11 in the form that it is now would be "disappointing." Urobuchi and producer Atsuhiro Iwakami agree that the extra time will allow the staff to do their best.
[22:10] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I didn't realize a show of that calibre of detail was animated so close to the wire.
[22:10] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I figured they'd have the episodes in the can before airing.
[22:10] <Raihosha> Well, it would have been nicer if the subber said that it was delayed a week.
[22:10] <Aspirant Snark> is it really that good, X?
[22:11] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Tehy did say that.
[22:11] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Someone in the comments proposed the troll
[22:11] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Oh you'd love it LL XD
[22:11] <@Dоcтоʀ X> You'd love it and possibly marry it.
[22:11] <@Dоcтоʀ X> But don't read spoilers
[22:12] <Raihosha> And want to have it's children?
[22:12] * Sailor Neggerra floats upside down. Somehow her hair and skirt are uneffected by gravity and remain normal
[22:14] <@Dоcтоʀ X> it's a perfect grimdark take on mahou shojou
[22:14] *** [H!P]Allison Blitz [goldengirl@mini.helloproject.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:14] <@spiritflame> irasshai [H!P]Allison Blitz
[22:14] <Raihosha> Welp. I'm being told to update my earthquake kit...
[22:15] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> I love that I join BEFORE reading the topic 9-9
[22:15] <@Dоcтоʀ X> WELCOME TO FILLER LAND LITTLE GIRL
[22:15] <@Dоcтоʀ X> WELCOME... TO HELL
[22:15] <David O`Cain> Welcome to Wade's brain after a chimichanga bender.
[22:16] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ... Suburban Senshi: Welcome to Wade's brain after a chimichanga bender.
[22:16] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> D:
[22:16] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Well if it's filler
[22:16] * Sailor Neggerra walks around on the ceiling. "We're whalers on on the moon..."
[22:16] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Then we can have beach episode after beach episode!
[22:16] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> AND THE BEACHES ARE HAPPY PLACES AND NOT SAD PLACES
[22:16] <Sailor Neggerra> N BCH PSDS
[22:16] <zairafirefly> Oo
[22:17] <@Dоcтоʀ X> The only beach avialble is a new jersey bleach
[22:17] <Sailorn Neggerra> No Beach Episodes
[22:17] <@Dоcтоʀ X> so we need to avoid the hypos
[22:17] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Oh that's cool.
[22:17] <@Dоcтоʀ X> and rhe crack vials
[22:17] <Raihosha> They're mentioning the New Madrid Fault...
[22:17] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> We can go to Long Beach Island!Q
[22:17] <@Dоcтоʀ X> What about Old Madrid's faults.
[22:17] <Sailorn Neggerra> Suburban Senshi: We're Whalers on the Moon, We carry a Harpoon.
[22:17] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Why must they always pick on New MAdrid.
[22:17] <@Ryan> BACKERS
[22:18] <Raihosha> Because it's new, and they want it off they're lawn...
[22:18] <@Dоcтоʀ X> No, no Neggy. Don't just... never do that.
[22:18] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Ever.
[22:18] * @Doctor X huggles his "Suburban senshi" catchphrase basket.
[22:18] <Sailor Neggerra> Then the Space Whales shall kill you
[22:18] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Space Whales saved the universe
[22:19] <@Ryan> [22:10] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I didn't realize a show of that calibre of detail was animated so close to the wire.
[22:19] * Space Whale flies through the window and Eats X
[22:19] <@Ryan> Oh man, that happens more often than you know.
[22:19] <Sailor Neggerra> This is why we have whalers on the moon
[22:19] * @Doctor X is eaten.
[22:19] <@Ryan> Current western example I can name is Young Justice.
[22:19] <Raihosha> Space Whales love the children... just like Gamera...
[22:19] * @Doctor X is shat out on a poopdeck
[22:19] *** GET IT
[22:20] <Raihosha> I thought you were dead GV?
[22:20] <@Ryan> SPACE MOBY D[BLEEP]K TOOK THE ARM OF A FRIEND OF MINE
[22:20] <zairafirefly> GV is haunting us!
[22:20] *** I AM IMMORTAL
[22:21] * Raihosha plays Queen for MGV...
[22:21] *** Apollo_Helios [golden_boy@ongshou.helloproject.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:21] <@spiritflame> irasshai Apollo_Helios
[22:22] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> YAY!
[22:22] * [H!P]Allison Blitz hugs her brother~
[22:22] <Apollo_Helios> Allison we live together
[22:22] *** Langley Kahara has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:22] <@spiritflame> irasshai Langley Kahara
[22:22] <Apollo_Helios> you do not have to greet me like this all the time
[22:22] <Langley Kahara> :|
[22:23] <Apollo_Helios> oh hi
[22:23] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> LANGLEY~~~~~~~
[22:23] * [H!P]Allison Blitz hugs and kisses her boyfriend
[22:23] *** Little_Drummer_Girl has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:23] <@spiritflame> irasshai Little_Drummer_Girl
[22:24] <Little_Drummer_Girl> Oh wow, it's like a party
[22:24] <Little_Drummer_Girl> And everyone is depressed and drinking milkshakes.
[22:24] * Langley Kahara feels instantly better
[22:24] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> I'm not depre-- no wait, can't fake it anymore.
[22:25] * [H!P]Allison Blitz slumps on the couch.
[22:25] * Ryan looks at Little_Drummer_Girl.
[22:25] *** Little_Drummer_Girl is Eriko Honda, a 14-year-old girl. Her dark brown hair is worn up, and she's still wearing her khaki capris and Lilo & Stitch tee. A pair of drumsticks rest in a holster on her belt. More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: .

[22:25] * Raihosha looks at Little_Drummer_Girl.
[22:25] *** Little_Drummer_Girl is Eriko Honda, a 14-year-old girl. Her dark brown hair is worn up, and she's still wearing her khaki capris and Lilo & Stitch tee. A pair of drumsticks rest in a holster on her belt. More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: .

[22:25] <@Dоcтоʀ X> We're in filler. we're not talking about YOU KNOW WHAT XD
[22:25] <Little_Drummer_Girl> Everyone loves a loli from Hawai'i.
[22:25] <Sailor Neggerra> I will play for him ba-rum-pum-pum...
[22:25] <=^catablanca^=> NO I DON'T KNOW
[22:25] <=^catablanca^=> WE NEED TO KNOW WHY I'M NOT GETTING ANY
[22:26] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> I can fix that
[22:26] <@Ryan> I love playing whatever I am
[22:26] * Raihosha pours Artie a bowl of rum.
[22:26] <=^catablanca^=> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[22:26] * Sailor Neggerra flips her sign over. "Plot secrets revelaed here!"
[22:26] * =^catablanca^= flees
[22:26] <@Ryan> i'm the best at what I do and what I do is go around and do stuff
[22:26] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer is away: RWOR! I'M A TIGER! I HAVE ONLY ONE SPEED! GO!
[22:26] <Apollo_Helios> I feel like i'm in a crative slump
[22:26] <Sailor Neggerra> We're out of charcter anyways. You may as well ask me something
[22:27] <Apollo_Helios> I tried writing for the past three weeks, and i've got nothing.
[22:27] <@Ryan> I think we need to point at the mutant and ask why she isn't at Utopia
[22:27] <Langley Kahara> I'll slump you. Wait, that doesn't make any sense. And sounds vaguely sexual.
[22:27] <zairafirefly> do something else for a while and try again in a few dyas
[22:27] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Try writitng stream of conciousness while groggy
[22:27] <Little_Drummer_Girl> Ooo, yaoi fun times with Langley and Ansgar?
[22:27] <@Dоcтоʀ X> it's usually brilliant
[22:27] <Sailor Neggerra> Suburban Senshi: We slump you!
[22:27] <Raihosha> Enjoy sunshine (if you have any)
[22:28] * Sailor Neggerra flips her sign to read. "Yaoi and Sunshine for sale"
[22:28] <Langley Kahara> What. With him? How about no.
[22:28] <Apollo_Helios> I'm not in Utopia because they don't need me there.
[22:28] * Raihosha looks at Langley Kahara.
[22:28] *** Langley Kahara is a teenage Japanese-American boy with an unusually professional look about him, despite his somewhat longish brown hair and scrawny build. He wears a pair of glasses that slightly obscure the view of his eyes. He also looks very familiar.
His image Song is: .

[22:28] <Apollo_Helios> ... oh you meant the actual mutant, not the red head.
[22:29] <Little_Drummer_Girl> Well, um
[22:29] <@Ryan> I meant the actual mutant
[22:29] <Little_Drummer_Girl> I really don't feel comfortable around Ms. Frost.
[22:29] <@Ryan> Completely understandable.
[22:29] <Sailor Neggerra> MORTAL KOMBAT
[22:29] <@Ryan> Especially considering the things she wears.
[22:29] * Sailor Neggerra takes a fighting pose
[22:30] <Little_Drummer_Girl> Considering some of the things I wear, I shouldn't be talking.
[22:30] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> ... you know what I think we need, guys?
[22:30] <Apollo_Helios> Booze?
[22:30] <Little_Drummer_Girl> Booze and candy?
[22:30] <Sailor Neggerra> The plot to continue so I can kill you all
[22:30] <Raihosha> Coke and Tiger Blood?
[22:31] * @SpeedRcrX pilots in KEG GUNDAM
[22:31] * [H!P]Allison Blitz just looks at those two.
[22:31] <Hulking Figure> Any other kind of blood?
[22:31] <Beauty_Queen> Ice-cream?
[22:31] * @SpeedRcrX 's gundame shoots out LIQUID PARTY HUICE
[22:31] <@Ryan> I don't need to fight Charlie Sheen anytime soon
[22:31] <@SpeedRcrX> JUICE
[22:31] <Langley Kahara> Delicious souls?
[22:31] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Guys I don't think you're legal to drink in Kegland yet
[22:31] * Raihosha is drenched in Haruka's Juice...
[22:31] <Eitak_Razal> To make fun of the disney Channel?
[22:31] <Furu> SCIENCE?
[22:31] *** ScoutGrl_95 [gaijin@azabu-jh.ed.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:31] <@spiritflame> irasshai ScoutGrl_95
[22:31] * ScoutGrl_95 looks at Langley
[22:32] * Raihosha faints at the sight of a Furu!
[22:32] * Furu wheels in his catapult that shoots catapults
[22:32] <Plushiep-chan> a cure for all ilnessess?
[22:32] * Hulking Figure looks at sCOUTgRL_95.
[22:32] *** sCOUTgRL_95 is an American exchange student, her blonde hair tied back into two rabbit-ear like ponytails behind her head. She's always "oohing" and "aahing" over everything, and looks to have the IQ of a turnip. Ooh, look, she's pointing at you...
Her image Song is: Gaijin Transfer Student.

[22:32] * ScoutGrl_95 looks at Langley Karaha.
[22:32] *** Langley Karaha is your average everyday Langley Karaha

[22:32] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Why are you guys
[22:32] <ScoutGrl_95> Dude are you like an Arrancar
[22:32] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> no
[22:32] <TheGreyElf> A way to restore undead to full life?
[22:32] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> no I mean
[22:32] <ScoutGrl_95> Like...
[22:32] <ScoutGrl_95> An Arrancar?
[22:32] <Langley Kahara> Yes. Is that a PROBLEM? Are we going to be getting racial here?
[22:32] <ScoutGrl_95> DUDE
[22:32] <Love Freak> A new DVD?
[22:33] * Hulking Figure walks over to ScoutGrl_95
[22:33] <ScoutGrl_95> You are so.... Edward
[22:33] <@Ryan> ...
[22:33] <ScoutGrl_95> Can I be your Bella.
[22:33] <Langley Kahara> ...
[22:33] <@Ryan> F[BLEEP]k it
[22:33] <@Ryan> I'm killing her now
[22:33] * Langley Kahara eyetwitches.
[22:33] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Look, just because I'm alive and a reincarnated princess from the sun and he's a dead, soul-eating thingguy doesn't mean we can't love each other!
[22:33] * Langley Kahara grinds teeth
[22:33] * THE FORBIDDEN ROMANCE
[22:33] <Eitak_Razal> I'll join you in that
[22:33] * Eitak_Razal pulls out her sword
[22:33] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> This is Ame--Japan and that is our RIGHT
[22:33] * ARRANCAR AND DUMBASS
[22:33] * @Ryan leaps at the stupid b[BLEEP]ch with CLAWS TO CLAW HER
[22:33] * Langley Kahara 's glasses spontaneously crack.
[22:33] * ScoutGrl_95 tripes and manages to avoid claws
[22:34] <@Ryan> FFFFFFFFFFFF
[22:34] * @Doctor X gets impaled to death
[22:34] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> I AM NOT A DUMBASS D8
[22:34] * Langley Kahara takes a DEEP BREATH.
[22:34] <Langley Kahara> I'm okay. I'm cool. Everything is cool. Ha ha ha.
[22:34] * @Doctor X somehow revives DO NOT ASK
[22:34] <@Ryan> ...
[22:34] <@Ryan> SORRY FOR BONE CLAWING YOU
[22:34] <Furu> Man, lots of people in here! It's just like old times.
[22:34] * Furu stares off into the distance, has flashbacks
[22:34] <@Dоcтоʀ X> As long as you didn;t bone me, we cool.
[22:34] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Three of them are played by the same person
[22:34] * Furu is unfortunately flashbacking to 'Nam
[22:34] * Hulking Figure walks over to ScoutGrl_95
[22:35] <@Ryan> WATCH OUT FOR CHARLIE
[22:35] <Furu> YEAH WELL STILL
[22:35] <Furu> Also
[22:35] *** Neo-Queen Serenity III [cndygrrl@azabu-jh.ed.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:35] <@spiritflame> irasshai Neo-Queen Serenity III
[22:35] <Furu> Be kind to the fourth wall okay\
[22:35] * @Ryan brofists X
[22:35] <@Ryan> AND I DON'T MEAN SHEEN
[22:35] <Little_Drummer_Girl> Charlie in the trees?
[22:35] * Furu 's Catapult That Shoots Catapults accidentally goes off and smashes into the fourth wall
[22:35] * @Doctor X brofits back
[22:35] * Raihosha plays Apocalypse Now soundtrack into Furu's headphones...
[22:35] <Furu> Oh, whoops.
[22:35] * Neo-Queen Serenity III kicks Serena out, with proper royal decorum
[22:35] <Furu> Should have tightened that bolt up a little
[22:36] * [H!P]Allison Blitz turns to her band mates.
[22:36] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Guys
[22:36] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> I think we need a vacation.
[22:36] * Hulking Figure looks at Neo_Queen Serenity.
[22:36] *** Neo_Queen Serenity is your average everyday Neo_Queen Serenity

[22:36] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Furufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufuru
[22:36] <@Ryan> Furu Strikes Back!
[22:36] * [gTV]C'est_la_V is away: chan!
[22:36] <David O`Cain> Yo, Furu! What's the haps, man?
[22:36] <Hulking Figure> I've never met you before. I"m sure of it. The hair.... it... does not stop!
[22:36] <Raihosha> Revenge of the Furus?
[22:36] <Furu> Minaminaminaminaminaminaminaminamina!
[22:36] <Furu> The haps are happening.
[22:36] <@Ryan> Now all we need is a surprise appearance by Shinji Ikari!
[22:36] * @Texas_Samurai is away: git back here, Blondie!
[22:36] <Langley Kahara> As long as it's a vacation that involves no singing at all.
[22:37] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> And not, like, some road trip in an indie film where we dress like hipsters and are all introspective and our credits screen is animated
[22:37] <Langley Kahara> so a real vacation, not some Partridge Family Vacation Special bulls[BLEEP]t
[22:37] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> I can't handle that kind of thing yet
[22:37] <Langley Kahara> YES I KNOW ABOUT THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY I HAVE ABSORBED A LOT OF HUMAN POP CULTURE OKAY
[22:37] <Eitak_Razal> I think that is the most name's I've seen overthere>
[22:37] <@SpeedRcrX> LET'S GO... TO AMERICA!
[22:37] <Plushie-chan> Wow... what a big list
[22:37] <Reverend_H> (F[BLEEP]k yeah?)
[22:37] <Apollo_Helios> The things we make you do at night: Forcibly watch Nick-At-Night
[22:37] * Meanwhile ...Shinji Ikari is off somewhere, doing something vitally important while all of you are sitting around and having fun. F[BLEEP]k you, guys. F[BLEEP]k. You.
[22:37] <Plushie-chan> Any more and it's off teh page
[22:38] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Suburban Senshi: Off the Motherf[BLEEP]king PAGE
[22:38] * Raihosha plays animated musical scene that is 70s trippy and has nothing to do with what is actually happening...
[22:38] <Nivek_Razal> Let's break the list then?
[22:38] <Michael Sunnyside III> AMERICA!
[22:38] * Katrina Nelson comes downstairs. Is there a party in here?
[22:38] * Michael Sunnyside III breaks ALL the lists!
[22:38] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Guys, I think we need a nice relaxing vacation in a quiet country town
[22:38] <Shinji Ikari> F[BLEEP]K. YOU. ALL
[22:38] * Katrina Nelson looks at Michael Sunnyside III---YOU!
[22:38] * Katrina Nelson looks at Michael Sunnyside III.
[22:38] *** Michael Sunnyside III is




More information about him is Here.
His image Song is: "Cabaret".

[22:39] <Michael Sunnyside III> I'm inviting everyone to NEW YORK CITY
[22:39] <Langley Kahara> I can think of lots of things I rather be doing at night.
[22:39] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> I LOVE NEW YORK CITY
[22:39] <Furu> DAAAAAD wait are you still my dad, I got lost in all he retcons I did to myself
[22:39] <Raihosha> NEW YORK CITY!
[22:39] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> I FOUGHT CRIME THERE
[22:39] <Michael Sunnyside III> My estate in Central Park-- which covers the whole thing, basically-- is free.
[22:39] <David O`Cain> NEW YORK CITY?!
[22:39] * Beauty_Queen kicks Katrina in the shins "No advanceing the plot"
[22:39] <Katrina Nelson> I have to say, I was expecting the cowgirl to say that!
[22:39] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Furu if you retcon yourself too much you'll go blind.
[22:39] <Shinji Ikari> I think we are still father and son!
[22:39] <Shinji Ikari> I think.
[22:39] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> (( YES he is still your dad, if Furu Crisis issue 7 has anything to say about it ))
[22:40] <Raihosha> Are you two going to rule the Galaxy as father and son?
[22:40] * Beauty_Queen sings the lyrics to that one song from Annie
[22:40] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> (( FURU CRISIS: The new After Senshi ))
[22:40] <Shinji Ikari> (( THANKS FOR ANSWERING THAT, ADAM! ))
[22:40] <Shinji Ikari> (( XD ))
[22:40] <@Texas_Samurai> NEW YORK CITY!? DANG! :D
[22:40] <@Texas_Samurai> Ah ain't been there in AGES!
[22:40] <Hulking Figure> Hurray, we live in a commercial!
[22:40] * @Texas_Samurai punches out Minako
[22:40] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> So, guys, we ca go tooooo
[22:40] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> INABA :D
[22:40] <Hulking Figure> Oop, now it's over.
[22:41] * [gTV]C'est_la_V is now known as Sailor V
[22:41] <@Ryan> Man, you really got a hate hard-on for Mina right now.
[22:41] * [H!P]Allison Blitz smiles, holding up a map pointing to Inaba. Which is in the middle of no-where.
[22:41] * Katrina Nelson looks at Sailor V.
[22:41] *** Sailor V is your average everyday Sailor V

[22:41] <[gTV]Sailor V> THAT'S IT BAKAYARO
[22:41] <@Texas_Samurai> ...
[22:41] <@Texas_Samurai> Bring it, sister!
[22:41] <Langley Kahara> I like New York. There's plenty of muggers to eat the sou-I mean. Beat up and turn in to the police.
[22:41] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Now, now, ladies...
[22:41] <Little_Drummer_Girl> ... there's nothing by it
[22:41] * @Texas_Samurai AND V punch out X
[22:41] <@Ryan> If we go to New York... a few things are required.
[22:41] *** @Doctor X [in_ex_officio@TARDIS2010.sen] has quit IRC (DOUBLE KILL)
[22:41] <Langley Kahara> Hahaha. Ha. Ha.
[22:41] * Hulking Figure death-glares at Langley.
[22:41] <@SpeedRcrX> THAT'S NOT HOW THAT WORKS
[22:41] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Langley we are going to Inaba >:
[22:41] <@Ryan> One of us needs to run into Spider-Man.
[22:42] <Furu> C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
[22:42] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> ^ >:
[22:42] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> >:|
[22:42] <@Ryan> And have an adventure with him.
[22:42] <@Texas_Samurai> you hit him purty good...
[22:42] <Furu> I met Spider-Man! Or wait. Was that before the retcons. STUPID FOURTH WALL DAMAGE!
[22:42] <Raihosha> I hear he's a musical act now, Ryan...
[22:42] <[gTV]Sailor V> So did you...
[22:42] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> I've already had an adventure with Spiderman
[22:42] <@Texas_Samurai> Why th' hate?
[22:42] <@Ryan> Secondly, I need to accidentally run into Wolverine and we both get into a fight due to the similarity of our powers.
[22:42] * [gTV]Sailor V is away: let's have an ice cream I'll tell you!!
[22:42] * @Texas_Samurai is away: Sure!
[22:42] <@Ryan> He calls me a rip off and that's something I can't deny but I will fight him over it.
[22:43] <Katrina Nelson> I was thinking more of Deadpool...
[22:43] * @SpeedRcrX puts away the mudrestling pit dammit
[22:43] <@SpeedRcrX> So close yet so far
[22:43] <Apollo_Helios> Allison
[22:43] <@Ryan> DEADPOOL IS NEXT
[22:43] <Hulking Figure> Hey, don't get rid of that yet!
[22:43] <@Ryan> BETTER YET
[22:43] <@Ryan> RYAN VS DEADPOOL VS WOLVERINE
[22:43] <Apollo_Helios> If we go to Inaba, we're not gonna get stuck solving some small town murder mystery with ties to the occult and Japanese mythology, are we?
[22:44] * Furu pats Haruka's shoulder.
[22:44] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Duude that should be your last name Ryan.
[22:44] <Raihosha> Three Way for Ryan?
[22:44] <Furu> There's always next time.
[22:44] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Ryan Deadpool.
[22:44] <@SpeedRcrX> Yes, next time.
[22:44] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Probably, but who cares? It's a relaxing country vacation!
[22:44] <Langley Kahara> I'm with your brother on this one, Alli. I hate when that happens.
[22:44] <@Ryan> If that was my last name, then Deadpool would REALLY come to kill me.
[22:44] <Hulking Figure> Screw it.
[22:44] <@SpeedRcrX> Like a true s[BLEEP]t lord I will enrage their anger and turn them on each other
[22:44] <@SpeedRcrX> SITH
[22:45] * Katrina Nelson falls over laughing.
[22:45] <Furu> Truly you are the lord of all s[BLEEP]t
[22:45] <@SpeedRcrX> And then i will film the muddy nakedness nudities
[22:45] <Little_Drummer_Girl> Look, so we've solved three big mysteries. Those were in a week, tops.
[22:45] <@SpeedRcrX> and then Step 3: PROFIT
[22:45] <Little_Drummer_Girl> The Shibuya Slayer, the Akihabara Hooligan and the Odaiba Oni
[22:45] <Eitak_Razal> Playin 3 games of clue doesn'gt count as 3 big mysteires
[22:45] <Furu> And I will buy the tape from you and I am glad my girlfriend is not here to see that. Or is she my fiance now? OH GOD I CAN'T REMEMBER
[22:45] <Dr. Hooey> Doktor
[22:45] <Furu> DID I EVEN CHANGE MY CHARACTER DESIGN
[22:45] * Furu looks at Furu.
[22:45] *** Furu is a young man with short green hair and red eyes. He's wearing a blue jacket, jeans, and a red shirt with a storm cloud logo on it. A pair of goggles hang from his neck. More information about him is Here.
His image Song is: .

[22:45] <Dr. Hooey> Doktor Hooey supports Muddy nakendness Bajambos!
[22:46] <David O`Cain> How he'll kill ya, Ryan, is gonna be what he's in the mood for. Could torture you, riddle you with bullets, or slice you violently, etc.
[22:46] <Furu> Okay yes. Good.
[22:46] <Hulking Figure> Get away from the mirror, wierdo.
[22:46] * Dr. Hooey looks at Dr. Hooey.
[22:46] *** Dr. Hooey is




More information about him is Here.
His image Song is: "Zingzing de BEEDEER" by Homeless Crazy-san.

[22:46] <Little_Drummer_Girl> (( They are engaged, but now it's for the first time. And Houka's 21. And her Magiranger adventures happened when she was in high school ))
[22:46] <@Ryan> YOUR WIKI PAGE IS A DEAD END
[22:46] <Katrina Nelson> There are a lot of people here...
[22:46] * Ryan looks at Ryan.
[22:46] *** Ryan is Awesomness in living form. Try not to go blind by staring at him too long. Seriously, a white man that appears to be in his late 20's with brown hair and blue eyes. Currently missing his right eye and wearing a patch. He's decked out in modern clothing. More information about him is Here.
His image Song is: "The Narrow Way Part 3" by Pink Floyd.
Ryan is an IRC Operator - Channel Administrator

[22:46] <Furu> That wiki page is never getting filled out ever.
[22:46] <Furu> (( OKAY WHOO THANKS. ))
[22:47] <@SpeedRcrX> Much likeHotarus' bra
[22:47] <@Ryan> David, thanks for reminding me!
[22:47] * FireFly_9 is now known as Super Sailor Saturn
[22:47] * Super Sailor Saturn just EVISCERATES Haruka-poppa
[22:47] <Little_Drummer_Girl> Look, guys, if we run into a mystery, we'll be fine
[22:47] <@SpeedRcrX> OH F[BLEEP]K my legs just went sailing across the
[22:47] *** @SpeedRcrX [2fast2furious@fios.hi-ho.ne.jp] has quit IRC (dead)
[22:47] <Little_Drummer_Girl> I'm sure it won't take about a year to solve comepletely.
[22:47] <@Ryan> If I groped Hotaru, do you think I'd survive?
[22:47] <Super Sailor Saturn> No. No you would not.
[22:47] <Eitak_Razal> Look Super Sailor Saturn
[22:48] * Eitak_Razal looks at Super Sailor Saturn.
[22:48] *** Super Sailor Saturn is your average everyday Super Sailor Saturn

[22:48] <Eitak_Razal> Huh...
[22:48] <Apollo_Helios> You know
[22:48] <Hulking Figure> Mmmm... Blood.
[22:48] <Katrina Nelson> Holy S[BLEEP]t! She'll die!
[22:48] <Apollo_Helios> What's one more caper to solve?
[22:48] *** Super Sailor Saturn is your average everyday badass motherf[BLEEP]king killing machine.
[22:48] <@Ryan> I am willing to risk it. With the faith that my healing factor would bring me backt o life.
[22:48] * Hulking Figure points to Super Sailor Saturn. "She did it."
[22:48] *** SpeedRcrX [2fast2furious@fios.hi-ho.ne.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:48] *** @spiritflame sets mode +o SpeedRcrX

[22:48] *** THE CHUGGERNAUT HAS ARRIVED

[22:48] <Eitak_Razal> Don't drink Haurka's blood, you'll end up drunk
[22:49] * @SpeedRcrX got kicked out of the afterlife as susual
[22:49] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Then it's settled!
[22:49] * @SpeedRcrX puches Dimitri in the nutsack
[22:49] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> We go to Inaba!
[22:49] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> For the forseeable future!
[22:49] <@SpeedRcrX> That's for thinking about it
[22:49] <Raihosha> I thought we were going to NYC?
[22:49] * Hulking Figure laughs.
[22:49] <David O`Cain> How many times is it this time that you've returned to life, Haruka? 10?
[22:49] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> You guys are? I guess?
[22:50] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> I'm just talking about Langley, Ansgar, Eri and myself
[22:50] <@SpeedRcrX> They don't let me keep count anymore
[22:50] <@SpeedRcrX> It demoralizes Enma
[22:50] <Raihosha> Haruka is Like Jack Harkness...
[22:50] <Hulking Figure> The cool thing is how I could see the bones when they flew over there.
[22:50] <@SpeedRcrX> That was pretty f[BLEEP]king sweet
[22:50] * Katrina Nelson checks to see if there is a bloodstain on the wall.
[22:50] * Super Sailor Saturn is now known as FireFly_9
[22:51] *** oh there's blood everywhere
[22:51] * Beauty_Queen fills out papework for Haruka to become a Prinny on her next death.
[22:51] * Beauty_Queen sends it off to the afterlife people
[22:51] * Katrina Nelson "accidentally spills coffee on the paperwork."
[22:51] *** but it's contaiminated by the residue of motoki going head-to-head witht he severd skull of tony the tiger
[22:51] <Furu> Man. Things got weird while I was gone.
[22:51] * Beauty_Queen looms over Haurka with her spear. "Hold still for a moment"
[22:51] * Dr. Hooey deploys his sonic c[BLEEP]k
[22:52] *** @SpeedRcrX [2fast2furious@fios.hi-ho.ne.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (pheer c[BLEEP]k)
[22:52] <Hulking Figure> ...
[22:52] <Dr. Hooey> HA HA ha HA
[22:52] * HazMat Prinnies come in and start cleaning up the blood...
[22:52] <Beauty_Queen> GET BACK HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU
[22:52] *** Little_Drummer_Girl has left #suburbansenshi2 (Great, I'll start packing.)
[22:52] <Dr. Hooey> Doktor Hooey is Good!
[22:52] * Beauty_Queen chases Haruka.
[22:52] * HazMat Prinnies and also the Motoki Residue
[22:52] <Katrina Nelson> That was simply grotesque.
[22:52] <@Dоcтоʀ X> You certainly are not.
[22:52] <Furu> Remember when I had a crush on Haruka? That's still canon isn't it. Is it? I need to write this stuff down.
[22:52] <Dr. Hooey> Your readheaded goddess will be saying so!
[22:53] * Furu pulls a modified Ipad that projects a holographic screen.
[22:53] <David O`Cain> More like Hong Kong Phooey.
[22:53] *** Apollo_Helios [golden_boy@ongshou.helloproject.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Look, as long as we don't have to enter another dimension though a TV and talk to a teddy bear mascot, I'll be all good.)
[22:53] <@Dоcтоʀ X> You can't even spell it right.
[22:53] * Furu takes out a stylus and starts writing.
[22:53] *** Dr. Hooey [camelfoot@space.com.com] has left #suburbansenshi2 (HMPH!!11 I AM THE TIMELORDE)
[22:53] <@Ryan> Write it down!
[22:53] <@Ryan> Then fill out your wiki page :P
[22:53] *** Langley Kahara [0] has quit IRC (My god you guys stop jinxing this.)
[22:53] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Like a boss?
[22:53] * Hulking Figure walks over to Furu.
[22:53] * HazMat Prinnies follow the basic cleaning with an application of bleach.
[22:54] <Hulking Figure> Geez, I hate that guy's attitued.
[22:54] * Furu draws a picture of d[BLEEP]kbutt and then writes "Ryan" oer it.
[22:54] <Furu> How about that huh?
[22:54] <Furu> HUH?!
[22:54] *** [H!P]Allison Blitz [goldengirl@mini.helloproject.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (What's to jinx? This is gonna be the best vacay EVER :D)
[22:54] * Hulking Figure turns his hands into bear-paws that somewhat absorb the light in the room.
[22:54] <@Dоcтоʀ X> You might say he *puts on shades* was the butt of that Joke

[22:54] *** MoMoNoKaZe [pinkstorm@ozufamilycircus.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:54] <@spiritflame> irasshai MoMoNoKaZe
[22:54] * Hulking Figure thrusts one of the claws into Furu's holographic display. "I wonder what would happen... If I did *THIS?"
[22:54] * @Ryan stabs Xad again with the bone claws
[22:55] * @Doctor X bleeds all over ry in an almost pornographic spray of blood
[22:55] * Furu 's personal force field comes up, keeping the claws from getting near the screen
[22:55] <Furu> Don't stand so close to me
[22:55] * HazMat Prinnies follow up the bleach by dowsing the room with hydrogen peroxide.
[22:55] <Hulking Figure> Well that's pretty cool.
[22:55] * @Ryan is bleed all over... BUT WORTH IT
[22:55] *** so now everyone is blonde. way to go prinnies
[22:56] <@Ryan> MY ORIGINAL HAIR COLOR ONCE AGAIN
[22:56] * Hulking Figure scratches his claws on the force field, making a supernaturally horrible, utterly repulsive noise.
[22:56] * HazMat Prinnies clean X's blood off of Ryan...
[22:56] <@Dоcтоʀ X> you might say that was *puts on sunglasses* Prinny bad.

[22:56] <Katrina Nelson> Eeeek, It sounds like feedback!
[22:56] <@Ryan> OK, I won't stab you for that one.
[22:56] <Furu> Having technopathy is great! Way better than lame ol' magiiiiiiihi Houka!
[22:57] * Katrina Nelson looks at ScoutGrl_95.
[22:57] *** ScoutGrl_95 is an American exchange student, her blonde hair tied back into two rabbit-ear like ponytails behind her head. She's always "oohing" and "aahing" over everything, and looks to have the IQ of a turnip. Ooh, look, she's pointing at you...
Her image Song is: Gaijin Transfer Student.

[22:57] * @Ryan is all cleaned up now thanks to the HazMat Prinnies
[22:57] <@Ryan> Thanks, Prinnies!
[22:57] <MoMoNoKaZe> Don't even try getting out of that one, Furu.
[22:57] <HazMat Prinnies> You're welcome guy.
[22:57] <MoMoNoKaZe> Urara-chan let me know before I left the house :)
[22:57] <HazMat Prinnies> Can't have a messy awesome running around.
[22:57] <@Ryan> Indeed!
[22:58] <@Ryan> Also
[22:58] * Furu frowny face.
[22:58] * @Ryan smack Furu upside the head
[22:58] <@Ryan> That's for the d[BLEEP]kbutt thing
[22:58] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ಠ_ಠ
[22:58] <HazMat Prinnies> We'll come back later, and give this place a class four cleaning, dood.
[22:58] * Katrina Nelson walks over to FireFly_9, wow, you are certainly perky.
[22:58] * Katrina Nelson looks at FireFly_9.
[22:58] *** FireFly_9 is





Her image Song is: "I only Like it when it Rains" by Garbage.

[22:58] * MoMoNoKaZe looks at Katrina Nelson.
[22:58] *** Katrina Nelson is a young woman of 5'10 and about 20 years. Her eyes are green and curious and her hair is fiery red. She has a silver locket around her neck. She is wearing a blue-jeans and a vest with many pockets. She carries a notebook and pencils at all times.
Her image Song is: .

[22:59] <@Ryan> Beat me to the /look!
[22:59] * FireFly_9 is the antithesis of perky.
[22:59] <@Ryan> Even her breasts!
[22:59] * MoMoNoKaZe is the thesis of perky
[22:59] * HazMat Prinnies is away 
[22:59] <Hulking Figure> You are simply incapable of learning through the experience of pain, aren't you Ryan?
[23:00] <Furu> I wonder if cynical goths are finally becoming more popular than perky ones.
[23:00] <@Ryan> I'm the best at what I do and what I do is get incredibly injured a number of times. Not to mention killed.
[23:00] <Raihosha> That would imply he dislikes the pain, Dimitri.
[23:00] <FireFly_9> I am... not... Goth.
[23:01] <MoMoNoKaZe> I am!
[23:01] <FireFly_9> A perky Goth is a poseur.
[23:01] <Furu> It was just an entirely unrelated observation!
[23:01] <@Ryan> Nor is she a flat-chested loli.
[23:01] <MoMoNoKaZe> Kawarimaaaaasu! Maagi~Magiiro!
[23:01] <Hulking Figure> He's one of *those* types?
[23:01] * MoMoNoKaZe is now known as Goth!Houka
[23:01] *** FireFly_9 [ruin@ntt1.docomo.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Before my rage consumes you all in hellfire.)
[23:01] * Goth!Houka is still INCREDIBLY PINK
[23:01] <Furu> Which is code for "please don't maim me because I don't think my force field can repel horrible painful death of that magnitude.
[23:01] * Neo-Queen Serenity III is superlative pink.
[23:01] <@Ryan> I've been to hell before!
[23:01] <Furu> ...Honey, that's. That's not how anything works.
[23:02] <Goth!Houka> really?
[23:02] <Neo-Queen Serenity III> As have we. It was called 'Detroit'.
[23:02] * Hulking Figure looks at Neo-Queen SerenityIII.
[23:02] *** Neo-Queen SerenityIII is your average everyday Neo-Queen SerenityIII

[23:02] <Hulking Figure> (( Aaagh ))
[23:02] <@Ryan> Haha Detroit
[23:02] <Goth!Houka> Dimitri you suck at text.
[23:02] * Hulking Figure looks at Neo-Queen Serenity III.
[23:02] *** Neo-Queen Serenity III is The adult form of Chibiusa, dressed in the long, flowing, royal garb of the Crystal Millennium. Eerily beautful, and completely majestic, light-years from the little girl we all know.
Her image Song is: .

[23:02] <Furu> No.
[23:02] <@Dоcтоʀ X> So... when you were there
[23:02] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Was there a giant statue of Robocop?
[23:02] <Hulking Figure> Heh. I suck.
[23:03] <Neo-Queen Serenity III> No. But there was a giant Robocop.
[23:03] <Furu> More importantly did you see Neo-Mr. Miyagi buying cars?
[23:03] * Hulking Figure cracks his knuckles.
[23:03] <@Ryan> I'd like to fight Robocop.
[23:03] <@Dоcтоʀ X> That's what I..... oh.
[23:03] <Furu> I can make you into Robocop.
[23:03] *** Man when I saw Robocop vs Robocable I was so pissed. They moved like slow, shuffling old men
[23:04] <@Ryan> I don't want to become a cyborg. Again!
[23:04] <Furu> ...Hm, maybe I should ease off on the "mad" part of mad scientist lest I get accused of stealing Tomoe's shtick. Better make a note of that too.
[23:04] *** made me reconsider my whole "robocop is an awesome idea" concept
[23:04] * Furu scribbles on the super ipad
[23:04] <GERMATOID> THERE'S ALWAUYS ROOM FOR MAD SCIENCE! MUAHAHAHAHAHA
[23:04] <Dr. M. Hanyu> Hakase :P
[23:04] * Goth!Houka is now known as Gakusei!Houka
[23:05] <@Ryan> Hey, if Bioware can make a career out of Expys then so can everyone else!
[23:05] * Katrina Nelson looks at Germatoid.
[23:05] *** Germatoid is





His image Song is: "Mad Professor" by Insane Clown Posse.
Germatoid is an IRC Operator - Channel Administrator

[23:05] <Raihosha> Hey, Ryan, I can turn you into a very lifelike cyborg, if you want...
[23:05] <Dr. M. Hanyu> You don't need competition.
[23:05] <Katrina Nelson> Wow. The lighting is terrible over there.
[23:05] <GERMATOID> I EAT COMPETITION FOR BREAKFAST! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[23:05] <@Ryan> Define 'very lifelike', Rai.
[23:05] * GERMATOID HOLDS UP A BOX OF COMPETITION CEREAL™
[23:05] <Furu> You don't want to eat me. I taste like asparagus.
[23:05] * Dr. M. Hanyu just shakes her head
[23:06] *** Dr. M. Hanyu [MHanyu@bitches5.gakuenmugen.ac.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (No twister for you tonight)
[23:06] * GERMATOID 'S LOWER LIP QUIVERS
[23:06] <Raihosha> I can go from basic bone reinforcement and boosted muscles, but otherwise flesh...
[23:06] * Katrina Nelson writes something down. "This is awesome."
[23:06] <// J_Daito //> my bone is reinforced
[23:06] <// J_Daito //> just ask saki
[23:06] <@Ryan> Hmm...
[23:06] <// J_Daito //> :3
[23:07] <psYchO_saKi> ♡
[23:07] <Raihosha> All the way to Nanoborg, which is like the living metal terminator...
[23:07] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Ewww
[23:07] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Nanoborg!
[23:07] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Great Swedish fishing town .
[23:08] <Furu> Man, I need to build a nanoborg.
[23:08] <@Ryan> Rai you now have me thinking.
[23:08] <@Dоcтоʀ X> You just stepped on one. Now it's dead.
[23:08] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Actually you stepped on about a million.
[23:09] <Furu> OH GOD
[23:09] <Gakusei!Houka> Furu
[23:09] <Gakusei!Houka> Furu
[23:09] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Great. Now to them you are "Furu the Genocider"
[23:09] <Furu> I wondered what the thousand screaming voices were!
[23:09] <Gakusei!Houka> No experimentations
[23:09] <Furu> ...
[23:09] * Furu is distracted by Houka.
[23:09] <@Dоcтоʀ X> What's this?
[23:09] * Furu forgets all about the genocide.
[23:09] * @Doctor X uses a magnifying glass
[23:09] <@Ryan> Furu the Genocider. I like that title.
[23:09] <@Ryan> Be proud!
[23:09] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Oohm they're worshipping you
[23:09] <Gakusei!Houka> Unless it's in bed.
[23:09] <@Dоcтоʀ X> as like some kind of death-god.
[23:10] <@Dоcтоʀ X> They're sacrificing nano-maidens to you.
[23:10] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Yes, yes. There's a Nanocult of Furu the Genocider.
[23:10] <Furu> Yes'm.
[23:10] <Furu> It's like the Twilight Zone episode, only not in black and white!
[23:10] <Raihosha> Sorry X, Furu is distracted by sex.
[23:11] <@Dоcтоʀ X> This is not new to me.
[23:11] <@Dоcтоʀ X> It's actually comfortingly reassuring.
[23:11] <Furu> I'm distracted by sexiness, not sex. I mean I'm not having sex right now despite my personal wishes!
[23:12] <@Ryan> Some people never change. Some people are forced to evolve or die. Others just die. The rest go out for ice cream.
[23:12] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Fair enough, but what's your sobconcious doing?
[23:12] <@Ryan> And that's all there is to know about the Crying Game.
[23:12] <Gakusei!Houka> (( And suddenly reminded of the time Shinji and Go-Go had sex behind the couch ))
[23:12] <@Ryan> (( That was classic EPIC ))
[23:13] <@Dоcтоʀ X> The Crying game. What happens after motoki has sex with Makoto
[23:13] <Reverend_H> OOH BURN YO
[23:13] <Furu> Thinkin' of ways to take the TV apart and turn it into a tank that cats can drive
[23:13] <Raihosha> You'd need a VCR as well, Furu...
[23:14] <Furu> Pfft, where am I going to find a VCR in 2011!
[23:14] <Furu> I'll have to rob some old lady. And I'm not doing that again!
[23:14] <Raihosha> Used electronics store.
[23:14] <Beauty_Queen> A pawn shop
[23:14] <Beauty_Queen> I think I sold one last weak
[23:14] <Beauty_Queen> *week
[23:14] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Jedite's hole has all kind of 80's junk
[23:14] <David O`Cain> Garage sale.
[23:14] <Furu> Oh please. Do you know what it's like to walk into one of those when you have technopathy?
[23:15] <Furu> It's depressing.
[23:15] <Furu> Like that damn part of Brave Little Toaster.
[23:15] <Furu> But for reals.
[23:15] <@Ryan> Refresh my memory
[23:15] <@Ryan> Are you a metahuman or a mutant or what?
[23:16] <Raihosha> But Furu, unless you're going for a grav-tank, there aren't any wheels in a TV...
[23:16] * Furu opens his mouth.
[23:16] <Furu> ...
[23:16] * Furu closes it.
[23:16] <Furu> I...forgot.
[23:16] <Furu> So let's say it's a MYSTERY
[23:16] * Furu wiggles his fingers
[23:16] <@Ryan> Agreed!
[23:17] * Katrina Nelson looks at Furu.
[23:17] *** Furu is a young man with short green hair and red eyes. He's wearing a blue jacket, jeans, and a red shirt with a storm cloud logo on it. A pair of goggles hang from his neck. More information about him is Here.
His image Song is: .

[23:17] <Kujou Subaru> Subaru is Subaru. Furu is Furu.
[23:17] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Sufuru?
[23:17] * Ryan looks at Kujou Subaru.
[23:17] *** Kujou Subaru is





hir image Song is: "Shining Constellation".

[23:17] * Katrina Nelson waves to Subaru again! <3
[23:17] * Kujou Subaru slices X open with one of her metal war fans
[23:17] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Can't we all just *grrk* get along
[23:17] <@Ryan> Xad is just all kinds of sliced up tonight!
[23:17] *** @Doctor X [in_ex_officio@TARDIS2010.sen] has quit IRC (dead)
[23:17] <Gakusei!Houka> This scene
[23:17] <Raihosha> Greetings Ms. Subaru.
[23:17] *** @Doctor X [in_ex_officio@TARDIS2010.sen] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:17] *** @spiritflame sets mode +o @Doctor X

[23:17] <@spiritflame> irasshai @Doctor X
[23:17] <Hulking Figure> Why in God's name did you do that?
[23:18] <Kujou Subaru> He was there. It was amusing.
[23:18] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Not to me :P
[23:18] * Kujou Subaru enigmatically smiles
[23:18] <Beauty_Queen> ... God Damn it. We're in filler people, we need someone to come to back as a Prinny for the comedy
[23:18] <Furu> X's respawn rate is set hella low.
[23:18] <Kujou Subaru> Besides, Subaru knew that on a night such as this, no real harm would befall him.
[23:19] <Hulking Figure> Curb the blasphemies please, Etna?
[23:19] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer attempts to hump Arty
[23:19] <Furu> Because this is Filler
[23:19] <Furu> Filler Night
[23:19] <Kujou Subaru> /mr puts down Motoki by throwing hir fan
[23:19] <@Ryan> YOU'RE FILLER
[23:19] * Beauty_Queen stabs the nearnest person, and files the paperwork for them to become a prinny.
[23:19] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer is decapirated and dies
[23:19] *** Crwn_FruT_Gamer [monotavern.crown.co.jp] has quit IRC (A turtle's shell is hard, but its heart is soft)
[23:19] *** Crwn_FruT_Gamer [monotavern.crown.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:19] <@spiritflame> irasshai Crwn_FruT_Gamer
[23:19] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer is now known as Prinny Mo
[23:19] * Hulking Figure drinks from Motoki's body.
[23:19] * Prinny Mo looks at himseld in the mirror
[23:20] <Furu> Wait, so nothing we do in filler actually matters!
[23:20] * Prinny Mo humps his reflection
[23:20] <Beauty_Queen> .... Meh it's better then nothing
[23:20] * Beauty_Queen grabs Prinny Mo and throws him
[23:20] *** Way to go Dimitri now tyou have like... animal AIDS.
[23:20] * Prinny Mo EXPLODES... but not in the bloody way
[23:20] <@Ryan> HAHAAAAAAAAA ANIMAL AIDS
[23:21] * Furu thanks Science for his force field
[23:21] * Hulking Figure thinks for a moment if these diseases are transmissable to humans...
[23:21] ***
[23:21] <Gakusei!Houka> - Don't you dare think of cheating on me in Filler, Furu -
[23:21] <Hulking Figure> Well... I guess there's always room for another ebola.
[23:21] <@Ryan> I once slept with Bella.
[23:21] <@spiritflame> ...
[23:21] <@Ryan> AND DUE TO THE CIRCUMSTANCE OF ME SAYING THAT, NONE OF YOU WILL EVER BE ABLE TO TELL IF I WAS SPEAKING THE TRUTH
[23:21] * @spiritflame thorws down her goddamn beroom
[23:21] <Katrina Nelson> Um... everyone... this is getting a little violent for me. I'm going upstairs...
[23:22] * Beauty_Queen stabs someone important and files the prinny paperwork for them
[23:22] <Furu> Who would I even cheat on you with!
[23:22] <@spiritflame> I AM TIRED OF CLEANING UP THIS BODILY FLUID BULL S[BLEEP]T
[23:22] <Furu> There's not a large variety of women present.
[23:22] <@spiritflame> CLEAN IT UP YOUR GOD DAMN SELVES
[23:22] <Gakusei!Houka> rei.bot swore O_O
[23:22] <@spiritflame> MOTHER. F[BLEEP]KER.
[23:22] * Katrina Nelson blows Furu a kiss.
[23:22] <@Ryan> THAT'S MISTER MOTHERF[BLEEP]KER TO YOU
[23:22] <Gakusei!Houka> B[BLEEP]CH I WILL CUT YOU
[23:23] * Gakusei!Houka makes threatening gestures to Katrina
[23:23] <Furu> ...Women that I actually know! I'm not the guy who goes for casual sex with strangers, y'know.
[23:23] <@Ryan> I am!
[23:23] * Furu replaces rei.bot with a hyperintelligent roomba.
[23:23] <@spiritflame> EIGHT. MOTHERF[BLEEP]KING. YEARS.
[23:23] * Katrina Nelson blows a Kiss at Ryan.
[23:23] <@spiritflame> CLEANING UP DEAD BODIES AND C[BLEEP]M AND JUICES AND S[BLEEP]T
[23:23] <Beauty_Queen> Questionable Content already did that Furu
[23:23] * @Ryan gives a wink towards Katrina's direction
[23:24] * The roomba begins hovering
[23:24] <@spiritflame> FIXING THE HOUSE WHEN YOU F[BLEEP]KERS DECIDE TO GET DRUNK AND BREAK S[BLEEP]T
[23:24] * The roomba sprouts whirling blades
[23:24] <Furu> Oh right, I forgot I made it do that.
[23:24] <Gakusei!Houka> This is very out of character for her
[23:24] <@spiritflame> EXPLODE THE HOUSE? NO BIG! REI-REI WILL FIX IT
[23:24] <@spiritflame> ..|.. ..|... WELL F[BLEEP]K YOU
[23:24] <@Ryan> The last time the house exploded, I paid to have it rebuilt, remember?
[23:24] <@spiritflame> YOU ON YOUR OWN FOR THIS ONE, B[BLEEP]CHES
[23:24] <Beauty_Queen> meh, this is all getting erased from canon once the filler ends.
[23:24] <Gakusei!Houka> I am shocked and offended by her behavior
[23:25] * @spiritflame is away: avoiding the motoki sperm donation to the wall
[23:25] <@Ryan> I've heard worst
[23:25] <@Ryan> So!
[23:25] * Death Roomba flies out the window.
[23:25] <@Ryan> Who's up for no-attached, string-free, no emotional investment sex?
[23:25] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I don't know... but I think he's mildly annoyed.
[23:25] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ^she's
[23:25] * Katrina Nelson runs, and flees into the bedroom.
[23:25] *** Katrina Nelson [0] has quit IRC (If I'm dying, I'll die doing what I enjoy!)
[23:25] <Raihosha> I thought the Prinnies cleaned most of that already...
[23:26] * @Doctor X is s[BLEEP]t at reading emotions in this regeenration it seems
[23:26] <Gakusei!Houka> X, are you a ginger yet?
[23:26] <Hulking Figure> Well... that was cool.
[23:26] <@Ryan> Was that a yes from Kat?
[23:26] <@Dоcтоʀ X> No but my wife fianceé is
[23:26] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ....FFFF
[23:26] <Gakusei!Houka> oh cool
[23:27] <@Dоcтоʀ X> No but my wife fianceé is
[23:27] <Furu> You have trouble remembering your canon too huh.
[23:27] <@Dоcтоʀ X> T I M E P A R A D O X
[23:27] *** Anthony Suthers [Anthony@WhateverIsNecessary.gov] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:27] <@spiritflame> irasshai Anthony Suthers
[23:27] <Anthony Suthers> Huh, I thought somebody called me?
[23:27] <@Ryan> YOU NEED TO PLAY METAL GEAR SOLID MAN
[23:27] <Anthony Suthers> Greetings, everyone!
[23:27] <@Ryan> SERIOUSLY
[23:27] * Gakusei!Houka looks at Anthony Suthers.
[23:27] *** Anthony Suthers is wears nondescript clothes with plentiful pockets, appears to be in his mid-twenties, and smells a tiny bit like motor oil. His interests are philosophy and electronics. Don't listen to slander-he was trapped here by mistake! Won't you-help a guy out?
His image Song is: The theme from "Bladerunner".

[23:27] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Phat Tony how you doin'
[23:28] * Gakusei!Houka bows to Suthers-san
[23:28] <Raihosha> Yes, Mr. Suthers, you must have sex with Ryan. The future depends on it.
[23:28] <Gakusei!Houka> Konban wa, Ansonii-sama
[23:28] <@Ryan> I'd rather have sex with a girl.
[23:28] <@Dоcтоʀ X> So let's castrate him
[23:28] <@SpeedRcrX> Wow X you are on some kind of meds tonight
[23:28] <@Ryan> Not the same thing
[23:28] <Furu> ¬_¬ Are you seriously more polite to him than you are me?
[23:29] * Gakusei!Houka unbuttons her seifuku blouse a little
[23:29] * Neo-Queen Serenity III is away: this is too risqué for us.
[23:29] * I R O N Y
[23:29] * Furu shuts up.
[23:30] <Gakusei!Houka> Ansonii-sama... my seifuku is too... constricting...
[23:30] <Gakusei!Houka> I... need to love... more freely...
[23:30] *** Prinny Mo [monotavern.crown.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Oh yes, Pen-Pen, stick it right, Oh, OH! ♡)
[23:30] <Furu> ...
[23:30] <Shinji Ikari> NOT MY PEN-PEN
[23:31] * Anthony Suthers looks at Shinji Ikari.
[23:31] *** Shinji Ikari is an adult male with brown hair and blue eyes who needs a new look. He'll get one soon enough. More information about is Here.
image Song is: "War Photographer" by Jason Forrest.

[23:31] * Furu sits in the corner in the fetal position, a cloud of depression appearing above him
[23:31] <Furu> - I have been cast aside. -
[23:31] <@Ryan> Don't worry, Furu. I'll come to bat for you.
[23:31] <Gakusei!Houka> Don't worry, Furu-kun, he's ignoring me.
[23:32] <Anthony Suthers> I thought you prefered women?
[23:32] <@Ryan> Houka! Ignore Tony... and come have some fun with me!
[23:32] <Anthony Suthers> And besides, I have vows that I don't break except under extraordinary circumstances.
[23:32] * @Ryan gives a double thumbs up to Furu
[23:32] <Gakusei!Houka> Ryan, you're kind of an expy for my future father-in-law
[23:32] <@Ryan> I am! Which makes it twice as kinky
[23:33] <Furu> ;___;
[23:33] * Anthony Suthers Bows before Houka. "Sorry miss. Ignore him. You'll find me a special man. I can never get tired... talking to you."
[23:33] <@Ryan> (( Oh Adam! Have you played Dragon Age 2 yet? ))
[23:34] <Gakusei!Houka> (( Nope ))
[23:34] <@Ryan> (( It's short but good. ))
[23:35] * Gakusei!Houka sighs, and goes to kiss her fiancé
[23:35] <Raihosha> Good night, folks.
[23:35] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Cya
[23:35] <Gakusei!Houka> (( Short because they're gonna shill out DLC like crazy? ))
[23:35] *** Raihosha [visitor@nacom.aegis.int] has left #suburbansenshi2 (as the universe wills.)
[23:35] * Hulking Figure looks at Gakusei!Houka.
[23:35] *** Gakusei!Houka is your average everyday Gakusei!Houka

[23:36] <Hulking Figure> Meh.
[23:36] <@Ryan> NIGHT RAI
[23:36] * Anthony Suthers walks to whereh Raihosha Disappeared, and writes something down.
[23:36] * Gakusei!Houka is now known as MoMoNoKaZe
[23:36] <@Ryan> (( That's pretty much the common consensus ))
[23:36] * Hazel Ninegate watches all this.
[23:37] <@Ryan> (( As I recall, you played the first game, right? If you played the expansion material, be prepared to potentially dislike how certain Expansion characters are treated this time around ))
[23:38] * Furu suddenly leaps into Houka's kiss, wrapping his arms around her in a sneak attack
[23:39] <MoMoNoKaZe> (( Damn it, Bioware ))
[23:39] <MoMoNoKaZe> (( Bioware is now my enemy ))
[23:39] <@Ryan> (( Yeah, let's just say the s[BLEEP]tstorms that have already started to show up and cries of character derailment ))
[23:40] <MoMoNoKaZe> Sweetie, you're the only man for me.
[23:40] <@Ryan> While I'm the only man for Furu!
[23:40] <MoMoNoKaZe> Especially since Urara spread that rumor around that I had genital eczema.
[23:41] <MoMoNoKaZe> B[BLEEP]ch.
[23:41] <@Ryan> Oh, snap.
[23:43] <Furu> I'm sure your sister meant...uh...well, maybe not "well"...
[23:44] <MoMoNoKaZe> Well whatever
[23:44] <MoMoNoKaZe> She got married at 15 to our teacher.
[23:44] <MoMoNoKaZe> And our father APPROVED
[23:45] <@Ryan> Was she in the family way if you get my meaning?
[23:45] <MoMoNoKaZe> Nope
[23:46] <@Ryan> (Surprised you eve knew what that meant)
[23:46] <Furu> No, amazingly, he did not knock her up.
[23:48] <@Ryan> It would have been something to use against her. "At least I wasn't a big enough slut to get knocked up at 15!"
[23:49] <MoMoNoKaZe> Yeah, everyone thought that'd be me :
[23:52] * Furu crossing fingers.
[23:52] * Anthony Suthers looks at MOMONOKaZe.
[23:52] *** MOMONOKaZe is Ozu Houka, a 20-something Japanese girl, wearing her signature pink MagiPlaid jacket, with a silver miniskirt and pink(!) combat boots. Her hair is up in a sort of twist ponytail. She smiles at you when she sees you.
Her image Song is: "Ai no Kaze" by Beppu Ayumi.

[23:52] <MoMoNoKaZe> I'm still on the pill, Furu-kun.
[23:52] * Anthony Suthers squints a bit from the pink.
[23:55] <Furu> Whew.
[23:58] <Anthony Suthers> You guys are so silly.
[23:58] <MoMoNoKaZe> ... kay.
[23:58] * MoMoNoKaZe ponders for a moment.
[23:59] <MoMoNoKaZe> You wouldn't happen to know Furu's brother, Adam, would you?
[00:00] <@Ryan> I know Adam! He's a pretty cool guy, uis he still a space cop and/or working for Torchwood?
[00:01] <MoMoNoKaZe> I think he got mad at Torchwood after a guy he had a crush on died :(
[00:02] * Furu is just quiet.
[00:03] <MoMoNoKaZe> I know he's still a space cop, though
[00:03] <MoMoNoKaZe> Just back to working in London.
[00:04] <MoMoNoKaZe> Furu why am I answering these questions, he's your brother
[00:05] <@Ryan> He's too busy staring into your purty eyes
[00:06] * Furu sighs.
[00:06] <Furu> I'm worried about him, 's all.
[00:08] <MoMoNoKaZe> He's a space cop
[00:08] <MoMoNoKaZe> You're a space cop, too. when he needs you to be. Mostly for plot convenience
[00:09] <@Ryan> Space cops can handle themselves. I was a space cop. Or Maybe I still am. Or that was another version of me. Or someone else. ANYWAY.
[00:10] <Furu> I'm whatever for plot convenience!
[00:10] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Reality around here is like a pretzel
[00:10] <@Ryan> I blame you, Xad
[00:11] <@Dоcтоʀ X> <_<
[00:11] <@Dоcтоʀ X> It is probably all my fault somehow.
[00:12] <@Ryan> HAHA KNEW IT
[00:14] <Hazel Ninegate> :)
[00:15] * Ryan looks at Hazel Ninegate.
[00:15] *** Hazel Ninegate is Young, genki brown-haired girl in a British Schoolgirl outfit, an exchange student from Oxford. More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: "Princes of the Universe" by Queen.

[00:15] * Hazel Ninegate looks at Ryan.
[00:15] *** Ryan is Awesomness in living form. Try not to go blind by staring at him too long. Seriously, a white man that appears to be in his late 20's with brown hair and blue eyes. Currently missing his right eye and wearing a patch. He's decked out in modern clothing. More information about him is Here.
His image Song is: "The Narrow Way Part 3" by Pink Floyd.
Ryan is an IRC Operator - Channel Administrator

[00:15] * Hazel Ninegate nods approvingly.
[00:16] <MoMoNoKaZe> It's
[00:16] <MoMoNoKaZe> Haruhi
[00:16] <Hazel Ninegate> No, but I've been told I resemble.
[00:16] * Hazel Ninegate tosses her hair a bit
[00:16] <MoMoNoKaZe> Furu let's go before she blows up reality
[00:16] <Hazel Ninegate> ...
[00:17] * Hazel Ninegate looks at them strangely
[00:17] * Hazel Ninegate blinks a few times, then laughs
[00:17] <Hazel Ninegate> You lot are too much! :D
[00:17] <@Ryan> Maybe it's just an echo or something
[00:18] <@Ryan> But if you start acting like Haruhi, we're gonna throw down
[00:18] <Hazel Ninegate> (I deliberately chose this look because all the Ahkibara boys just go mental for it~)
[00:19] <@Ryan> Oh you're evil
[00:20] *** MoMoNoKaZe [pinkstorm@ozufamilycircus.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (seriously tired irl)
[00:20] <@Ryan> (( NIGHT ADAM ))
[00:20] <Hazel Ninegate> Aren't I just~
[00:20] * Hazel Ninegate giggles
[00:20] *** Furu [talks2machines@ikari-home-network] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Later!)
[00:20] <Hazel Ninegate> (( gnight! ))
[00:21] <Hazel Ninegate> (( bye Furu, good to see you! ))
[00:21] <@Ryan> (( night furu and yeah good to see ya again! ))
[00:23] <Furu> (( THANKS GUYS ))
[00:23] <@Dоcтоʀ X> (( don't be a stranger! ))
[00:24] <@Ryan> (( WHAT XAD SAID ))
[00:24] <Furu> (( I WILL NOT! ))
[00:33] * Hazel Ninegate adjusts her hair and gets up
[00:33] *** Hazel Ninegate [Hazenine@ox.ac.uk] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Busy day tomorrow)
[00:33] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ARONE
[00:36] <@Ryan> ARTWO
[00:37] <@Dоcтоʀ X> LOL
[00:38] <@Ryan> THAT'S ALL ON YOU BRO
[00:39] <@Dоcтоʀ X> WRY
[00:40] <@Ryan> BECAUSE THAT'S YOUR LOT IN LIFE
[00:40] <@Dоcтоʀ X> T_T
[00:41] * @Ryan GIVES YOU A TISSUE
[00:41] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ...I may be a lone but I certainly won't be using that.
[00:42] <@Ryan> FAP DAMN YOU
[00:42] <@Ryan> FAP TO YOUR HEARTS CONTENT
[00:43] <@Dоcтоʀ X> NO
[00:44] * Reverend_H takes the tissue
[00:44] <@Ryan> GOOD MAN
[00:44] * Reverend_H is away: I'll hit dat s[BLEEP]t, yo
[00:45] <@Ryan> That's a true patriot
[00:47] <@Dоcтоʀ X> heh
[00:49] * @Doctor X doesn't want to sleep
[00:50] <@Ryan> whyyyyyyyy
[00:50] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Dunno.
[00:51] <@Ryan> then you must stay up
[00:51] <@Ryan> and watch doctor who. or something
[00:52] <@Dоcтоʀ X> don't think i can stay up that long.
[00:53] <@Ryan> have your cat hump a part of your body
[00:53] <@Dоcтоʀ X> eww no
[00:54] <@Ryan> since you won't have yoru cat hump you then it must hump something else
[00:55] <@Dоcтоʀ X> so when galactus uses the tissue paper is the result space jam
[00:55] <@Dоcтоʀ X> <-- WINNING
[00:55] <@Ryan> XD
[00:57] <@Dоcтоʀ X> oh god both mike and shal's MSN emails are still spamming me even though i autodivery everything from them to trash
[00:57] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ^divert
[00:58] <@Dоcтоʀ X> it's like YOU HAVE TWO MESSAGES I open up email and it's SPAM FFFFFFF
[01:00] <@Ryan> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[01:01] <@Ryan> While I've been fixing some food and reading an article concerning the making of Tombsone
[01:01] <@Ryan> [URL]
[01:02] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I need to rewatch that.
[01:02] <@Ryan> Great goddamn film
[01:02] <@Ryan> I f[BLEEP]king hope that Russel goes through with this idea of reediting the film like that article says
[01:03] <@Dоcтоʀ X> *reading*
[01:07] <@Dоcтоʀ X> oooh
[01:07] <@Dоcтоʀ X> yeah
[01:07] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I hope that gets done.
[01:08] <@Ryan> it'd be even more epic than it currently is
[01:12] <@Dоcтоʀ X> another spam
[01:12] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ironically i think cobrawolf was the first one hit with this
[01:13] <@Ryan> Oh?
[01:13] <@Dоcтоʀ X> yeah "he" was sending me these messages for months
[01:14] <@Dоcтоʀ X> prior he actually sent me a real mail, i think that was the last time
[01:14] <@Ryan> i haven't heard that name in years
[01:15] <@Dоcтоʀ X> apparenlty he'd made some kind of sailor moon / sakura taisen fic.
[01:16] <@Ryan> did you read it? was it bad?
[01:16] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I didn't read it. Didn't feel like taking on the pain.
[01:16] <@Ryan> XD
[01:16] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I have a very horrible fic idea for april fool's.
[01:17] <@Dоcтоʀ X> needlessly cruel actually.
[01:17] <@Dоcтоʀ X> so i won't do it.
[01:17] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Bascially one psychiatrist is talking to another
[01:18] <@Dоcтоʀ X> says "It's been 20 years, and she still thinks the cat's talking to her"
[01:18] <@Ryan> ...dude
[01:18] <@Dоcтоʀ X> and it's minako dresssed in a bad sailor v cosplay hugging a ragged stuffed pillow made up to look like a cat
[01:18] <@Ryan> that would be hilariously wrong
[01:18] <@Dоcтоʀ X> and they just shut the padded clee
[01:18] <@Dоcтоʀ X> and it fgoes "the end"
[01:19] <@Dоcтоʀ X> yeah but
[01:19] <@Dоcтоʀ X> it's very, very bitter.
[01:19] <@Dоcтоʀ X> it wasn't so much a joke as me beign bitter and i don't like it.
[01:20] <@Ryan> D:
[01:20] <@Dоcтоʀ X> it was the same level of cold as that one fake calvin and hobbes stripe where calvin is put on meds and hobbes just slowly becomes nothing more than a toy.
[01:20] <@Ryan> D:::::::::::::::::::::
[01:22] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Yeah.
[01:24] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Sometimes I just don't have any fun
[01:24] <@Ryan> you need a fun hug
[01:24] * @Ryan fun hugs
[01:24] <@Dоcтоʀ X> :)
[01:25] <@Dоcтоʀ X> thankee
[01:25] <@Ryan> welcomes :D
[01:25] <@Dоcтоʀ X> sometimes this feels like my life




[01:26] <@Ryan> BESIDES YOU GOTTA REMEMBER THAT WE JUST WENT THROUGH FRIEND EGG AND NOW IT'S SATURDAY
[01:26] <@Ryan> ^FRIED
[01:26] <@Dоcтоʀ X> lol
[01:26] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ... wait.
[01:26] <@Ryan> D; man that fridge is sad
[01:27] <@Dоcтоʀ X> IT SOUNDS LIKE SHE SAID IT'S FRIED EGG
[01:27] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I GET IT NOW
[01:27] <@Dоcтоʀ X> LAWL
[01:28] <@Ryan> XD :D
[01:29] <@Dоcтоʀ X> oh god she did an unplugged version
[01:29] <@Dоcтоʀ X> it's still shrill and scratchy
[01:29] <@Dоcтоʀ X> it's like fran drescher is tryign to sing
[01:31] <@Ryan> SKLDJFS
[01:32] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ...oh god
[01:32] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I feel sort of bad now.
[01:33] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Apparently she's 13 and her parents made her do this.
[01:33] <@Dоcтоʀ X> It wasn't her idea.
[01:33] <@Dоcтоʀ X> They paid foe the video and what not and got this "Ark Music Factory" to promote it
[01:33] <@Dоcтоʀ X> apparently Ark is very creepy and scuzzy.
[01:33] <@Ryan> oh man
[01:33] <@Ryan> that's bad
[01:33] <@Dоcтоʀ X> So it's not like she went on youtube on purpose with this
[01:34] <@Ryan> but it doesn't change the fact that the song itself is s[BLEEP]tty
[01:34] <@Dоcтоʀ X> her FOLKS set it up to go on youtube.
[01:34] <@Dоcтоʀ X> no I know that.
[01:34] <@Dоcтоʀ X> It's pure s[BLEEP]t through and through
[01:34] <@Dоcтоʀ X> but it's not the kid, she's a poppet.




[01:37] <@Ryan> KLMAO
[01:40] <@Dоcтоʀ X> oh god have ou seen the movie friday
[01:40] <@Dоcтоʀ X> with chris rock and ice cube
[01:41] <@Ryan> Yes!
[01:42] <@Dоcтоʀ X> well... think about why i might ask you that.
[01:42] <@Dоcтоʀ X> given tonight's topic.
[01:43] <@Dоcтоʀ X> [URL]
[01:43] <@Ryan> GIMME SOME WEED IT'S FRIED EGG
[01:49] <@Dоcтоʀ X> omg someone made a depressing cover of friday it's HILARIOUS
[01:55] <@Dоcтоʀ X> interesting
[01:56] <@Ryan> Aaand ignorable
[01:56] <@Ryan> Considering they had The Da Vinci Code in there
[01:57] <@Dоcтоʀ X> DVC wasn't a bad book.
[01:57] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Wasn't the best.
[01:57] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Wasn't bad.
[01:57] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ": In 1969, a relatively unknown 28-year-old actor/martial artist named Bruce Lee sat down to pen a letter to his future self outlining what he termed his “definite chief aim.” Transcript is as follows:"
[01:57] <@Ryan> ...YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
[01:57] <@Dоcтоʀ X> " My Definite Chief Aim I, Bruce Lee, will be the first highest paid Oriental super star in the United States. In return I will give the most exciting performances and render the best of quality in the capacity of an actor. Starting 1970 I will achieve world fame and from then onward till the end of 1980 I will have in my possession $10,000,000. I will live the way I please and achieve inner harmony and happiness. Bruce Lee 1969"
[01:58] <@Ryan> Before I say anything else about that image
[01:59] <@Ryan> I have to do this
[01:59] <@Ryan> D:
[01:59] <@Dоcтоʀ X> he did a lot on that list tho.
[02:00] <@Ryan> Still D: worthy bnecause he could have done so much more
[02:01] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Yeah :<
[02:01] <@Ryan> Since I don't want to think about then Could Have Beens, I will focus on that book recommendation image list and point out the bulls[BLEEP]t examples
[02:01] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Still he raised the profile of Asians in america which was a good thing.
[02:01] <@Dоcтоʀ X> k
[02:01] <@Ryan> (Agreed)
[02:02] <@Ryan> Twilight
[02:02] <@Ryan> Harry Potter
[02:02] <@Ryan> His Dark Materials
[02:02] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Harry Potter probbaly made half a generation of Briton Youth literate XD
[02:02] <@Ryan> Atlas Shrugged
[02:02] <@Ryan> And if any of you like that
[02:02] <@Ryan> F[BLEEP]k you
[02:03] <@Dоcтоʀ X> XD
[02:03] <@Ryan> (I'm speaking about Atlas, not the others)
[02:03] <@Ryan> Continuing on!
[02:04] <@Ryan> I'm torn on Ender's Game
[02:04] <@Dоcтоʀ X> well that was a consensus from many lit. sites which makes me wonder if it's not books people list off as being important because others have listed them as being so.
[02:05] <@Ryan> I'm going to say this about one of the above
[02:05] <@Ryan> I don't have the Harry Potter books
[02:05] <@Ryan> But they're simply not good
[02:05] <@Ryan> Nowhere clsoe to even being considered decent
[02:05] <@Ryan> AND THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN HATE
[02:06] <@Ryan> NOT HAVE
[02:06] <@Ryan> I hate this PC because it lags and I have to tyepe in advance at times without seeing it showing and me puish enter
[02:07] <@Dоcтоʀ X> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TdczoetXk4&feature=player_embedded
[02:07] <@Dоcтоʀ X> watch this nao
[02:07] <@Dоcтоʀ X> [URL]
[02:07] <@Ryan> lemme restart firefox brb
[02:12] <@Wolf> Gentlemen.
[02:12] <@Ryan> i am back and wolf you are a dirty slut
[02:12] <@Ryan> a dirty slut that i must spank
[02:13] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Allo Wolf
[02:13] <@Ryan> YOUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE HO HO HO
[02:13] <@Wolf> Promises Ryan.
[02:13] <@Wolf> Hello boss.
[02:14] <@Dоcтоʀ X> My good man.
[02:14] * @Ryan spanks wolf
[02:15] <@Wolfwood> oh you
[02:16] <@Wolfwood> ....
[02:16] <@Dоcтоʀ X> LOL whoops
[02:16] <@Ryan> Back to that list for a moment. The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay. That's a modern novel that I can most definitely... recommend.
[02:16] <@Ryan> SEE I KNEW HE'D LIKE IT
[02:16] <@Wolf> test
[02:16] <@Wolf> There we go.
[02:16] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Yep, sorry 'bout that.
[02:17] <@Wolf> 'sok it happens
[02:17] <@Ryan> Now you are hungry like...
[02:18] <@Wolf> Yes yes. Like the Wolf.
[02:19] <@Dоcтоʀ X> So I hear you've realigned.
[02:19] <@Wolf> Something like that.
[02:19] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ... Whoa wait I got the log tonight and it's ALREADY at 222k
[02:19] <@Ryan> [URL]
[02:19] <@Wolf> It has been good for me.
[02:19] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Whathafugg
[02:19] <@Wolf> And for the record.
[02:19] <@Ryan> BLAME ME
[02:19] <@Wolf> I am only hungry like the wolf if it is done like this.
[02:20] <@Wolf> <----------
[02:20] <@Ryan> (I LOVE THAT SONG)
[02:20] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Sorry distracted by Bob Dylan's cover of Friday
[02:21] <@Ryan> I need to listen to that fully
[02:21] <@Dоcтоʀ X> [URL]
[02:21] <@Wolf> Time away from technology has allowed me to let go and look ahead.
[02:22] <@Wolf> The past is past. I have forgiven myself for it, at long last, and moved ahead.
[02:22] <@Ryan> Wait
[02:22] <@Ryan> Did Wolf pull a me, too?
[02:22] <@Wolf> Wolf melted the silicone on his hard drive.
[02:22] <@Wolf> So I had to step away.
[02:23] <@Ryan> Oh now you're just trying to be homoerotic
[02:23] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I'm trying to do that.
[02:23] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ....melt the silicon, not be homoerotic.
[02:23] <@Wolf> It is not an easy thing.
[02:23] <@Ryan> DEFINE HARD DRIVE
[02:23] <@Dоcтоʀ X> No it's not, Wolf.
[02:23] <@Ryan> ARE WE BEING FIGURATIVELY OR LITERALLY
[02:24] <@Ryan> IF THE FORMER, WHAT DOES THE HARD DRIVE STAND FOR
[02:24] <@Wolf> You have to leave it on for 9 hours at a time downloading the complete series of K-on, several vietnam war movies and random strange japanese porns.
[02:24] <@Wolf> It also has to be a s[BLEEP]tbox netbook.
[02:24] <@Dоcтоʀ X> lol i downloaded the entire 26 year run of classic doctor who over three weeks XD
[02:25] <@Wolf> Speaking of
[02:26] <@Wolf> I recently aquired Davidson's complete run and season 1 of Torchwood
[02:26] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Torchwood is uneven the first 2 seasons.
[02:26] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Season 3 is Epic.
[02:26] <@Ryan> Then it gets GRIMDARK
[02:27] <@Wolf> I cannot stop stareing at the gap in random police girls teeth.
[02:27] <@Ryan> You say epic, I say GRIMDARK
[02:27] <@Dоcтоʀ X> LOL
[02:27] <@Wolf> You could back Ryans ego through that.
[02:27] <@Dоcтоʀ X> GRIMDARK it was.
[02:27] <@Dоcтоʀ X> But the story was tight and fierce.
[02:27] <@Ryan> HEY
[02:27] <@Dоcтоʀ X> the first two seasons were uneven
[02:27] <@Ryan> MY EGO IS MUCH LARGER THAN THAT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH
[02:27] <@Dоcтоʀ X> this was focused, sharp.
[02:27] <@Ryan> And a bit too silly to be taken serious
[02:28] <@Dоcтоʀ X> (have you SEEN the gap in Gwen Cooper's teeth? I mean really)
[02:28] <@Ryan> [SPOILER] THEY'RE SHOOTING UP KIDS ZOMG LOL
[02:28] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Man when they revealed what the 456 were after it was genius.
[02:28] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Because it was so f[BLEEP]king... stupid. What a waste.
[02:28] <@Dоcтоʀ X> All around.
[02:28] <@Ryan> That was the first Torchwood season that I saw through completion
[02:28] <@Dоcтоʀ X> [SPOILER] But that's just what drugs are
[02:29] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I don't know about the plotline for season 4.
[02:29] <@Dоcтоʀ X> It sounds... like it could fail hard.
[02:29] <@Dоcтоʀ X> but we'll see.
[02:29] <@Ryan> I'm damn tempted to say TOO LATE
[02:29] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Nah not too late.
[02:30] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Childrne of Earth turned it around.
[02:30] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Even the haters loved it.
[02:30] <@Dоcтоʀ X> HELLO TACHYON TV
[02:30] <@Ryan> Granted, I don't hang around the Who forums like you do
[02:31] <@Ryan> But the reaction I saw was either Love it or Hate it
[02:31] <@Wolf> I am beginning to like it.
[02:31] <@Wolf> I still cry for my UNIT tv series.
[02:31] <@Dоcтоʀ X> The first 2 seasons of TW did better in the states than in the UK
[02:31] <@Dоcтоʀ X> reaction-wise/
[02:33] <@Wolf> Needs more random hot asian hackers.
[02:34] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Anyway
[02:34] <@Dоcтоʀ X> So what's new Worf like
[02:34] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Wolf
[02:34] <@Ryan> HE'S NOW KLINGON
[02:34] <@Ryan> AND THAT'S JUST THE BEGINNING
[02:34] <@Dоcтоʀ X> all new all different?
[02:35] <@Ryan> You remember where I got that phrase from, right?
[02:35] <@Dоcтоʀ X> the comics thing
[02:35] <@Dоcтоʀ X> all star batman and robin right
[02:36] <@Ryan> No
[02:36] <@Wolf> New Wolf is calmer. More controlled.
[02:36] <@Wolf> I smile more now. I'm happier.
[02:36] <@Ryan> The 70's relaunch of X-Men
[02:36] <@Wolf> To be guilt free does wonders for the soul.
[02:36] <@Dоcтоʀ X> what drugs are you on. i need them.
[02:36] <@Ryan> That turned the title into the success that it is today
[02:36] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ooh
[02:36] <@Wolf> Gentelmen Jack and Absenthe.
[02:37] <@Wolf> Does a body good.
[02:37] <@Dоcтоʀ X> shh
[02:37] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ^ahh
[02:37] <@Dоcтоʀ X> i'm glad you're happier
[02:37] <@Dоcтоʀ X> my life is essentially unchaged
[02:38] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ^unchanged
[02:38] <@Dоcтоʀ X> which is fine, i'm used to it now
[02:38] <@Wolf> You should...try to let go.
[02:38] <@Wolf> It does wonders.
[02:38] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I let go
[02:38] <@Dоcтоʀ X> sometimes i rmeember but not really
[02:38] <@Dоcтоʀ X> not anymore
[02:38] <@Wolf> Ah.
[02:39] <@Dоcтоʀ X> But at the same time it's like
[02:39] <@Dоcтоʀ X> back at zero. no progression.
[02:39] <@Dоcтоʀ X> no future, just an endless now. comfrtoable as it might be.
[02:39] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ^comfortable
[02:40] <@Wolf> I find distractions key.
[02:40] <@Dоcтоʀ X> some days are better than others
[02:40] <@Dоcтоʀ X> yeah
[02:41] <@Wolf> It is like this for many of us.
[02:41] <@Dоcтоʀ X> work has settled into a nice numb routine
[02:41] <@Wolf> routine is not allways bad.
[02:41] <@Dоcтоʀ X> no, it's good. very zen.
[02:41] <@Wolf> I agree.
[02:41] <@Wolf> I've settled into one and it's...refreshing.
[02:42] <@Dоcтоʀ X> :)
[02:42] <@Ryan> wake up, molest the family dog, go do what needs to be done, come back home, and before you go asleep find a random cat and choke it while on drugs
[02:43] <@Dоcтоʀ X> that's the problem right
[02:43] <@Dоcтоʀ X> go to work come home tired sleep and repeat
[02:43] <@Wolf> I have a semi decent job and am dating a physics / chem major ginger chick. Life is allright,.
[02:43] <@Dоcтоʀ X> no time for anything interesting
[02:43] <@Dоcтоʀ X> congrats man.
[02:43] <@Dоcтоʀ X> You deserve a good turn
[02:44] <@Ryan> agreed. unless you cross me then i'm gunning for you holmes
[02:44] <@Wolf> I'm discovering lately that in order to get a good turn you have to make it happen by any meens neccicary, damn everyone else.
[02:45] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I'm slowly coming round to that.
[02:45] <@Ryan> be ruthless, be be ruthless!
[02:45] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I can never truly be so.
[02:45] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I care.
[02:45] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Even when it seems like I don't, I do.
[02:46] <@Dоcтоʀ X> That's cost me
[02:46] <@Dоcтоʀ X> but whatever
[02:47] <@Wolf> You say ruthless.
[02:47] <@Wolf> I say combat effective.
[02:48] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I took my stand and got cut down but I realize now that was an inevitablity anyway. I just delayed what was coming.
[02:48] <@Dоcтоʀ X> But I'm not sad I did what I did.
[02:48] <@Wolf> The old me would tell you to take as many with you as you can.
[02:49] <@Dоcтоʀ X> That's not how I roll. I never saw it as "taking out"
[02:49] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I just wanted to stop the bulls[BLEEP]t.
[02:49] <@Wolf> The new me would tell you to overwelm them with such a force of action that they back down and stay the f[BLEEP]k away.
[02:49] <@Wolf> And you did. It cost you, but you did.
[02:49] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Yes, I did.
[02:49] <@Ryan> i like the way you speak wolf
[02:51] <@Wolf> I try.
[02:51] <@Dоcтоʀ X> What I said was politcally incorrect, especially with what was going on under the surface but
[02:51] <@Dоcтоʀ X> it was honest.
[02:52] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I believed it honestly. And I can hold my head up high and say I never lied.
[02:52] <@Ryan> look
[02:53] <@Ryan> if that... element... was left to their own devices as they were at that time, it would have been an eventual clusterf[BLEEP]k more than it was
[02:53] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I know.
[02:53] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Ironically I was worried about that element taking DAMAGE.
[02:53] <@Dоcтоʀ X> because I knew if blowback came it would be hell.
[02:54] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I even said so, perhaps indelcately.
[02:54] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Meh.
[02:54] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Who cares, history is writ.
[02:54] <@Dоcтоʀ X> My life isn't bad now.
[02:54] <@Dоcтоʀ X> It's just samey.
[02:54] <@Dоcтоʀ X> It's like, I tried to broaden my horizons but it didn't work.
[02:55] <@Wolf> Then you must try again.
[02:55] <@Wolf> And again if you must.
[02:55] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I did, that's pretty much dead I think.
[02:55] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I'm so... tired.
[02:56] <@Dоcтоʀ X> It's like, at my age, do I have the will to try again
[02:56] <@Wolf> You should.
[02:56] <@Dоcтоʀ X> To invest to much of myself and just have it be discarded as worthless
[02:57] <@Wolf> If a former miserable douchebag / possible millitant like me can be happy, you sure as hell can.
[02:58] <@Wolf> You have that air of chill that I lack.
[02:58] <@Wolf> And you are a good person.
[02:58] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I have it but
[02:58] <@Dоcтоʀ X> sometimes it's forced.
[02:59] <@Wolf> You should have little problem if you apply you apply yourself right.
[02:59] <@Wolf> Or that.
[02:59] * @Doctor X nods
[02:59] <@Ryan> be yourself. be awesome. but don't you dare take the last slice
[02:59] <@Ryan> or it's your life
[03:00] <@Dоcтоʀ X> XD
[03:03] <@Wolf> Love everyone. Trust few.
[03:03] <@Wolf> In god we trust.
[03:03] <@Wolf> Everyone else
[03:03] <@Wolf> keep your hands where I can see them.
[03:03] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I wish I could truly be like that.
[03:04] <@Dоcтоʀ X> That's what my commonsense brain tells me to do
[03:04] <@Dоcтоʀ X> But I always trust.
[03:05] <@Wolf> And that is what I like about you.
[03:08] <@Dоcтоʀ X> :)
[03:13] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I'll land on me feet somehow.
[03:14] <@Wolf> And untill you do and after, you have my rifle.
[03:14] <@Ryan> AND MY AX
[03:15] <@Wolf> I was hoping you'd pick that up.
[03:15] <@Ryan> Of course!
[03:15] <@Dоcтоʀ X> XD
[03:19] <@Dоcтоʀ X> whoa
[03:19] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Jeri Ryan is Sonya Blade
[03:19] <@Dоcтоʀ X> what
[03:19] <@Wolf> wait what.
[03:19] <@Ryan> It's that web Mortal Kombat series
[03:19] <@Dоcтоʀ X> that's what I said.
[03:19] <@Ryan> the guy made that as a pitch
[03:19] <@Ryan> and it got approved
[03:20] <@Dоcтоʀ X> holy f[BLEEP]k wait
[03:20] <@Dоcтоʀ X> you mean that awesome trailer
[03:20] <@Dоcтоʀ X> is going to be REAL
[03:20] <@Wolf> Oh that.
[03:20] <@Wolf> It's gonna be a tv show.
[03:21] <@Wolf> I was unimpressed.
[03:21] <@Ryan> They're filming it now
[03:21] <@Dоcтоʀ X> FFFF I liked it
[03:21] <@Ryan> It's gonna be a web series
[03:21] <@Ryan> ANd yeah, I'm being specific
[03:21] <@Ryan> Because a TV series implies that it's airing on a channel
[03:21] <@Ryan> And it's not
[03:21] <@Wolf> They need to do something Mortal Kombat related where they don't kill Johnny Cage five seconds in.
[03:21] <@Dоcтоʀ X> why
[03:21] <@Wolf> Makes me angry.
[03:22] <@Dоcтоʀ X> it's f[BLEEP]king awesom that cage FOUGHT HIS WAY OUT OF HELL
[03:22] <@Ryan> Hell ya, Wolf
[03:22] <@Dоcтоʀ X> to get intohell one must first die
[03:22] <@Wolf> ....
[03:22] <@Wolf> when did he fight his way out of hell
[03:22] <@Dоcтоʀ X> the sooner you kill him the sooner he gets out.
[03:22] <@Wolf> I don't remember that.
[03:22] <@Dоcтоʀ X> i'm pretty f[BLEEP]king sure he fought his way outof hell dude
[03:22] <@Ryan> You don't remember because it never happened
[03:23] <@Dоcтоʀ X> f[BLEEP]k you it happened
[03:23] * @Doctor X goes and seeks proof
[03:23] <@Ryan> Trust me, there's only been three live-action MK adapations prior
[03:23] <@Ryan> The two movies and the TV series
[03:23] <@Dоcтоʀ X> fF[BLEEP]K LIVE ACTION
[03:23] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I speak GAME
[03:23] <@Ryan> The TV series never had Cage as I recalled
[03:23] <@Ryan> We're talking about the live-action stuff
[03:23] <@Dоcтоʀ X> yes BUT
[03:23] <@Dоcтоʀ X> if the choose ot honor the game
[03:23] <@Dоcтоʀ X> this man will fight his way out of hell
[03:24] <@Dоcтоʀ X> i'm telling you~
[03:24] <@Dоcтоʀ X> klingon> AND IT WILL BE GLORIOUS
[03:25] <@Wolf> We shall see.
[03:26] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I live in hope XD
[03:27] <@Wolf> On an unrelated note.
[03:27] <@Wolf> I have aquired a new game
[03:27] <@Wolf> "Homefront"
[03:28] <@Wolf> [URL]
[03:28] <@Ryan> I know of that game
[03:28] <@Ryan> I plan on getting it sooner or later... but...
[03:29] <@Wolf> Wrote by the guy who did Red Dawn and Apocalypse Now
[03:29] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I've heard about this
[03:29] <@Wolf> Sort of iffy at the moment.
[03:29] <@Ryan> I don't care how much they try to justify their plot with 'research', it's goddamn silly
[03:29] <@Wolf> It has it'
[03:29] <@Wolf> s strong point
[03:29] <@Wolf> s
[03:29] <@Wolf> but it's lacking in others
[03:30] <@Wolf> It's just playing on American fears.
[03:30] <@Ryan> All the strongest writing in the world can't overcome a stupid ass plot point
[03:30] <@Wolf> No one will ever try and invade us.
[03:30] <@Ryan> or a entire stupid ass plot
[03:30] <@Wolf> There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass.
[03:30] <@Ryan> OK, let's get something out in the open
[03:31] <@Wolf> Red Dawn was a stupid ass plot point.
[03:31] <@Ryan> Who has been keeping up with the Red Dawn remake?
[03:31] <@Wolf> I have
[03:31] <@Ryan> Know the latest news?
[03:31] <@Dоcтоʀ X> There's a remake?
[03:31] * @Doctor X is SO OUT OF THE LOOP
[03:31] <@Ryan> Yes, there's a remake
[03:31] <@Dоcтоʀ X> And jesus Shatner will be EIGHTY NEXT TUES
[03:31] <@Dоcтоʀ X> EIGHTY
[03:31] <@Dоcтоʀ X> the man does not look 80.
[03:32] <@Ryan> Ot
[03:32] <@Wolf> They're digitaly editing the Chineese to be Koreans out of fear of the movie doing harm to US/China buisness relations, IE companies that do buisness with the partners that backed the film.
[03:32] <@Ryan> Let's also be honest
[03:32] <@Wolf> It's filmed. It's been shelved.
[03:32] <@Ryan> China would NEVER invade America
[03:32] <@Ryan> (And yeah I was JUST about to mention the editing thing :P )
[03:33] <@Ryan> Why?
[03:33] <@Wolf> No they would not.
[03:33] <@Ryan> Because it there's no goddamn good reason to
[03:33] <@Ryan> We're economic bedbuddies
[03:33] <@Ryan> It;s better for China to be FRIENDS with us
[03:33] <@Wolf> ^ This
[03:33] <@Wolf> I'm telling you.
[03:33] <@Wolf> When we do get invaded.
[03:33] <@Ryan> China invade is a dumb story plot
[03:33] <@Wolf> It'll be the goddamn Canadians.
[03:34] <@Ryan> Which leads me to saying this
[03:34] <@Wolf> Watch.
[03:34] <@Ryan> SO IS KOREA/NORTH KOREA
[03:34] <@Dоcтоʀ X> yup the poltiical science major agrees with... HEY
[03:34] <@Ryan> WHY?
[03:34] <@Ryan> NORTH KREA BARELY HAS ANY MONIES
[03:34] <@Ryan> AND IF KOREA EVER UNITED, IT'D STILL BE IN THE SAME GODDAMN SITUATION
[03:34] <@Dоcтоʀ X> But Ryan
[03:34] <@Dоcтоʀ X> you forget
[03:34] <@Dоcтоʀ X> their leader is bats[BLEEP]t insane.
[03:34] <@Dоcтоʀ X> That's a hell of an X factor.
[03:34] <@Wolf> It's actually his son in the game
[03:35] <@Ryan> Homefront all depends on a bunch of EXTRAORIDINARY things to happen and for everyone in the world to suddenly become INCREDIBLY STUPID
[03:35] <@Wolf> He unifies Korea, Takes Japan and begins to expand the empire.
[03:35] <@Ryan> Like them invading Japan and NO ONE RAISING A FINGER
[03:35] <@Ryan> Srsly
[03:35] <@Wolf> People in the world are allready incredibly stupid.
[03:35] <@Ryan> Homefront has a dumb f[BLEEP]king plot
[03:36] <@Ryan> Yeah Wolf but not as stupid as in the universe of Homefront
[03:36] <@Ryan> They're stupid to the billionth power
[03:36] <@Wolf> True.
[03:36] <@Wolf> Like I said.
[03:36] <@Ryan> The United Nations suddenly disbands!
[03:36] <@Ryan> FOR NO REASON
[03:36] <@Wolf> It's playing on the fears of the stupid.
[03:37] <@Dоcтоʀ X> oh god i can't stay awake any more
[03:37] <@Dоcтоʀ X> thanks for listening to this old man
[03:37] <@Ryan> If anyone praises the plot of Homefront, you can rest assure that they're idiots
[03:37] <@Wolf> Rest well sir.
[03:37] <@Ryan> HAVE YOURSELF A GOOD REST, XAD
[03:37] <@Dоcтоʀ X> gnight guys
[03:37] <@Dоcтоʀ X> i be back latar
[03:37] <@Ryan> NIGHT
[03:37] *** @Doctor X [in_ex_officio@TARDIS2010.sen] has left #suburbansenshi2 (gwar)
[03:37] <@Wolf> I too will part.
[03:38] <@Wolf> I'm gonna go defend my homefront some moar
[03:38] *** @Wolf [Saviorself_01@RedRibbonOnline.mil] has left #suburbansenshi2 (The distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion )
[03:38] <@Ryan> I better go, too
[03:38] <@Ryan> NIGHT WOLF
[03:38] <@Ryan> AND A GOOD NIGHT TO THOSE WHO ARE NO LONGER HERE
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[08:13] <Ainomina2> hello...
[08:15] <Cuteminaainochan> hey!
[13:17] * // J_Daito // looks at Ainomina2.
[13:17] *** Ainomina2 is your average everyday Ainomina2

[13:17] * // J_Daito // looks at Cuteminaainochan.
[13:17] *** Cuteminaainochan is your average everyday Cuteminaainochan

[13:22] *** @Wolf [Saviorself_01@RedRibbonOnline.mil] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[13:22] *** @spiritflame sets mode +o @Wolf

[13:22] <@spiritflame> irasshai @Wolf
[13:22] <@Wolf> Newbies?
[13:22] <// J_Daito //> Two Ainos talking to each other.
[13:22] <// J_Daito //> There was a time when this would have been a sexy problem™
[13:22] <@Wolf> They are breeding.
[13:22] <@Wolf> This is not good.
[13:22] <@Wolf> Jedite. Get the chainsaw.
[13:23] * // J_Daito // hands you one Dark Chainsaw™
[13:23] <@Wolf> Prepair for the Ainocalypse.
[13:23] <@Wolf> It is upon us.
[13:23] *** LOL
[13:26] <Bixia Yuanjin> Fungus has developed souls :o
[13:26] <Bixia Yuanjin> That warm and moist feeling is them digesting you.
[13:26] <// J_Daito //> It looks that way
[13:26] * // J_Daito // scrapes off the fungus and sells it to Chinese Aphrodisiac makers
[13:27] <@Wolf> Life
[13:27] <@Wolf> uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[13:27] <@Wolf> finds a way.
[13:27] <// J_Daito //> Thank you Ian Malcom
[13:27] <// J_Daito //> who got killed in book one yet is tooling around in book 2
[13:27] <// J_Daito //> I still don't know how that works.
[13:27] <@Wolf> Science.
[13:28] <@Wolf> Clearly the answer is science.
[13:28] <@Dr. Xadium> I'm alive even after having been killed
[13:28] * // J_Daito // rips your head off and s[BLEEP]ts down your neck
[13:28] <// J_Daito //> No. No you're not.
[13:28] *** @Dr. Xadium [user-19fasjd@TARDIS904563.panopticon.gallifrey.sen] has quit IRC (that's just unsanitary)
[13:28] <@Wolf> Did'nt I resurect you and give you a new cycle of regenerations
[13:28] <// J_Daito //> Yes, yes it is.
[13:28] <@Wolf> Because i'm pretty sure I did.
[13:28] <// J_Daito //> He got shot by a Time Lord gun or something that takes those away
[13:29] <@Wolf> Goddamnit.
[13:29] <// J_Daito //> By this evil chick no one has seen.
[13:29] <Bixia Yuanjin> All dead again. :(
[13:29] <// J_Daito //> It's all Grimdork.
[13:29] <@Wolf> Oh that. Plot.
[13:29] <@Wolf> Plot makes me itch.
[13:29] <// J_Daito //> Yup.
[13:30] <Unknown Evil Female> If I wasn't covered in total shadow, I assure you i'm quite sexy.
[13:30] * Unknown Evil Female is away: cameo over
[13:30] <// J_Daito //> You're probably Snooki.
[13:31] <Bixia Yuanjin> I shouldn't be eating skittles for my breakfast!
[13:31] * Bixia Yuanjin skips off
[13:32] <@Wolf> Oh Jersey Shore
[13:32] <@Wolf> How I hate you.
[13:33] <// J_Daito //> Indeed.
[13:35] <@Wolf> I have to deal with it tonight, unfortunetly.
[13:35] <@Wolf> God. I'd rather do a tour in 'nam again then do this. Minus the tricky memory erasy MK Ultra thing of course.
[13:37] <@Wolf> May I return with much moneys in my pocket.
[13:39] <// J_Daito //> Good luck
[13:40] <// J_Daito //> You are a breave man
[13:41] <Bixia Yuanjin> What are you chancing?
[13:41] * Bixia Yuanjin noms on raisin bran
[13:43] <// J_Daito //> I believe it is the Jersey Shore
[13:43] <@Wolf> I have aquired a job to blend in with the normals.
[13:43] <// J_Daito //> Your first mistake.
[13:43] <Bixia Yuanjin> Oh! :o
[13:43] <@Wolf> In a bar that gets quite the 'bro' crowd this night.
[13:46] <@Wolf> However with St Patrick's day so close I wonder.
[13:48] <// J_Daito //> ...St. Patrick's day s over.
[13:48] <@Wolf> Thats what I'm talking about.
[13:48] <@Wolf> Most people got the drunken retardation out of their system Thursday.
[13:48] <@Wolf> I wonder if we'll be buisy tonight.
[13:49] <Bixia Yuanjin> If I'm guessing right they'll have taken Friday to recover from Thursday which means they will be back Saturday. :O
[13:49] <// J_Daito //> There's always room for [s]JEllo[/i] Drunken Retardation.
[13:49] * // J_Daito // beats up BBCode
[13:50] <@Wolf> We shall see.
[13:52] <@Wolf> If I do not return, please take care of Waifu.
[13:53] <// J_Daito //> Oh I'll take care of her ♡
[13:53] * psYchO_saKi shoots Jed through the d[BLEEP]k
[13:53] <psYchO_saKi> I'm the only one you take care of~
[13:53] <// J_Daito //> I love it when you play rough
[13:54] * // J_Daito // grabs the energy out of a random passing hipster and regains his Maxxx Power™
[13:54] * psYchO_saKi grins sadistically
[13:54] * // J_Daito // tackles Saki out of shot
[13:55] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Come feel His Dark Power)
[13:55] *** psYchO_saKi [murdergrrl@dinsdaleinvestigations.com] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Oh yes~)
[13:55] <FireFly_9> ...Disturbing.
[13:55] <@Wolf> Quite!
[13:57] *** I'm listening to an acapella "A View to a Kill" )_)
[13:57] <FireFly_9> O_O
[13:57] *** ^
[13:57] <FireFly_9> [URL]
[13:59] <@Wolf> hmmmm
[13:59] <@Wolf> I could use this for...something.
[13:59] <@Wolf> Thank you green voice / harbenger of death and lamps of awesome.
[14:00] *** :D
[14:01] <FireFly_9> Metal Cover
[14:03] <@Wolf> .....
[14:03] <@Wolf> \--/
[14:05] * @Wolf rawks out
[14:10] <@Wolf> I return the favor with cats
[14:11] <FireFly_9> Hsh yes Starscream the Cat
[14:11] <FireFly_9> ^Hah
[14:14] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Did I show you "Friday" as performed by Bob Dylan?
[14:14] <@Wolf> You did I think.
[14:15] * @Doctor X is actually listneing to this
[14:17] <GERMATOID> FUNNY JOKE
[14:17] <ScoutGrl_95> ...
[14:17] <ScoutGrl_95> I don't understand why people think everyone's trolling or that this is "joke." I remember clearly how my mother would play this track as I was a child, after she thought I was asleep, and she'd simply weep for hours, with Dylan's voice calling out "partyin'...partyin'..." reminding her of the days before my father abandoned her with me. I'm truly offended of your lack of sensitivities, as this song is rooted to my core.
[14:17] * ScoutGrl_95 is away: tears
[14:19] <@Wolf> crawling in my skin
[14:19] <@Wolf> Oh i'm sorry, you were talking.
[14:21] <ScoutGrl_95> I'm sorry you were talking :P
[14:21] <+luna_P> j00'r3 741king 50rry [You're talking sorry]
[14:21] <ScoutGrl_95> You're sorry!
[14:22] <@Wolf> Your face is sorry.
[14:22] *** ScoutGrl_95 [gaijin@azabu-jh.ed.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (WAHHH I'm a SORORITY GIRL WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME)
[14:23] <FireFly_9> *browtwitch*
[14:23] <@Wolf> Because your obession with kute bois and prada is a slight against god.
[14:25] <@Wolf> Why havent you delivered sweet glavey justice to her yet?
[14:25] <FireFly_9> Because she's a Sorority girl who unwittingly holds a power equal and opposite to my own.
[14:26] *** @Texas_Samurai [shiny@lonestar.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[14:26] *** @spiritflame sets mode +o @Texas_Samurai

[14:26] <@spiritflame> irasshai @Texas_Samurai
[14:27] * @Texas_Samurai gits t'cookin' lunch, hummin' ♡
[14:27] <@Wolf> God help you all.
[14:27] <@Texas_Samurai> Howdy, y'all! :D
[14:29] <FireFly_9> Hello, Gemini-san.
[14:29] <@Wolf> Hey!
[14:29] <@Texas_Samurai> Gosh, jus' call me Gemini
[14:29] <FireFly_9> ^^
[14:30] * @Texas_Samurai is cookin' her Suteki Suteki!
[14:30] <@Wolf> That's just how she is.
[14:30] <FireFly_9> ...Superb Steak hahaha
[14:30] <@Wolf> It's as infuriatingly cute as it is annoying.
[14:30] * @Texas_Samurai hums n' works on Pan-fryin' some, n' makin' her specialty, Philly Cheesesteak
[14:31] <@Wolf> nam
[14:31] * FireFly_9 retreats to the top of the stairs, the pungency of the cooking eat smell is overwhelmkng her
[14:32] <+luna_P> 0H g0d H3'5 H4ving 4 n4m pH145Hb4ck [OH GOD HE'S HAVING A NAM FLASHBACK]
[14:32] * luna_P Hid35 [/me hides]
[14:34] <FireFly_9> So did you enjoy your St. Patrick's day, Gemini?
[14:34] <@Texas_Samurai> Yup~ ♡
[14:34] <@Texas_Samurai> But Ah got a question...
[14:34] <FireFly_9> Hmm?
[14:34] <Bixia Yuanjin> ?
[14:34] * Bixia Yuanjin has skittles now, mmm
[14:34] <@Texas_Samurai> What'd he actually do, asides from havin' stuff t'do with beer?
[14:35] * FireFly_9 just D: -facres
[14:35] <FireFly_9> He had nothing to do with beer <_<
[14:35] <FireFly_9> Concise explanation
[14:39] <@Wolf> It is an exuse for the common man to get obseenly drunk at 11:00 in the morning and be a general ass all day long
[14:39] <@Wolf> So pretty much Haruka never ending.
[14:39] <@SpeedRcrX> Suburban Senshi: The Movie III: Haruka Never-ending
[14:41] <@Wolf> dear god.
[14:41] <@Wolf> Now I must shower and go to work.
[14:42] *** @Wolf [Saviorself_01@RedRibbonOnline.mil] has left #suburbansenshi2 (The distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion )
[14:47] * FireFly_9 watches the one on Teslan
[14:47] <FireFly_9> ^Tesla
[14:58] * @Texas_Samurai made Tofu hot dogs fer Miss Hotaru
[14:58] <FireFly_9> Thanks :)
[15:21] <FireFly_9> So now do you understand St. Patrick?
[15:21] <@Texas_Samurai> Yup!
[15:35] <@Texas_Samurai> Ah'm goin' t' see a movie tonight :D
[15:35] <FireFly_9> Which one?
[15:35] <@Texas_Samurai> Battle fer LA
[15:36] <FireFly_9> Going with Xadium?
[15:36] <@Texas_Samurai> Yup! N' Ratchet n' Sakura
[15:37] <Michael Sunnyside III> I'm tagging along too!
[15:37] <FireFly_9> ... Sakura-chan will be the only one without a date :<
[15:38] <Eitak_Razal> Now we must have zany mad-cap antics to find her a date
[15:38] <Michael Sunnyside III> Yes!
[15:39] <Eitak_Razal> .... I seem to have forgoton my sarcasam tags...
[15:42] * Michael Sunnyside III set up match.com profiles
[15:43] * Michael Sunnyside III selects eligible bachelors
[15:43] * =^catablanca^= is on the list
[15:43] <Eitak_Razal> !
[15:43] <Reverend_H> /em
[15:43] * Reverend_H
[15:43] * Prinny Mo
[15:43] * Marcus Deadman
[15:43] <Eitak_Razal> .... None of those are even close
[15:43] <Eitak_Razal> \
[15:43] * luna_P [/me]
[15:43] <Eitak_Razal> Well that last one might be
[15:44] <Eitak_Razal> ..... That one's a demonic toy!
[15:44] * Michael Sunnyside III is using very loose definitions of compatibility
[15:44] <spiritflame> =^catablanca^= rolls 1d20 [ 15 ]
[15:44] <spiritflame> Reverend_H rolls 1d20 [ 15 ]
[15:44] * Eitak_Razal drop kicks Sunny.
[15:44] <spiritflame> Reverend_H rolls 1d20 [ 7 ]
[15:44] <+luna_P> /r011 1d20 [/roll 1d20]
[15:44] * luna_P pick5 13 [/me picks 13]
[15:45] <Eitak_Razal> Yeah the bot can't roll
[15:45] <spiritflame> Prinny Mo rolls 1d20 [ 16 ]
[15:45] <Eitak_Razal> .....
[15:45] <spiritflame> Marcus Deadman rolls 1d20 [ 17 ]
[15:45] * Eitak_Razal breathes a sigh of relief
[15:45] * Michael Sunnyside III dodged the kick
[15:45] <spiritflame> Dr. Hooey rolls 1d20 [ 3 ]
[15:46] <Eitak_Razal> ! WHO THE HELL PUT YOU ON THE LIST
[15:46] * Michael Sunnyside III then selects Sakura's profile
[15:46] <spiritflame> Shinguuji X. Sakura rolls 1d20 [ 14 ]
[15:46] <spiritflame> Shinguuji X. Sakura rolls 1d20 [ 14 ]
[15:46] <spiritflame> Shinguuji X. Sakura rolls 1d20 [ 17 ]
[15:46] * Shinguuji X. Sakura matches MArcus Deadman
[15:46] <Eitak_Razal> We have a reasonable winner
[15:46] *** Sadly
[15:47] <Marcus Deadman> Huh what
[15:47] <Michael Sunnyside III> You're dating Sakura
[15:47] <Marcus Deadman> I am?
[15:47] <Eitak_Razal> Also this is still going to go horribly wrong, the random number god is trying to lull us into a false sense of security
[15:47] <Marcus Deadman> But I'm still mourning over Irene
[15:47] <Marcus Deadman> Sorry
[15:47] * Marcus Deadman is away: :<
[15:47] <Michael Sunnyside III> Oh well let's try again!
[15:47] <Eitak_Razal> ....
[15:47] <spiritflame> Shinguuji X. Sakura rolls 1d20 [ 6 ]
[15:48] <spiritflame> Shinguuji X. Sakura rolls 1d20 [ 1 ]
[15:48] <spiritflame> Shinguuji X. Sakura rolls 1d20 [ 6 ]
[15:48] <spiritflame> Shinguuji X. Sakura rolls 1d20 [ 8 ]
[15:48] <spiritflame> Shinguuji X. Sakura rolls 1d20 [ 16 ]
[15:48] <Eitak_Razal> What if she gets 15?
[15:48] <Eitak_Razal> Does that mean she gets 2 dates?
[15:48] * Shinguuji X. Sakura ends up Matched with Motoki
[15:48] <Eitak_Razal> ....
[15:48] * Eitak_Razal throws the Prinny Motoki
[15:48] <Shinguuji X. Sakura> D:
[15:48] <Eitak_Razal> And now he's explodeded
[15:48] * Prinny Mo explodes prematurely all over Eitak.
[15:48] * Prinny Mo is now known as Crwn_FruT_Gamer
[15:48] <Eitak_Razal> Meh
[15:49] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Oh yeah~ ♡
[15:49] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer comes back normal
[15:49] <Eitak_Razal> Just a bit singed
[15:49] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> /awya I got a date~ ♫
[15:49] *** He didn't explode explosively if you catch my drift
[15:49] *** He... "explodeD"
[15:49] <Eitak_Razal> .......
[15:49] * Eitak_Razal goes to take a shower
[15:49] * Dr. Hooey is irritated
[15:50] <Dr. Hooey> Reedheaded goddes syou should date Doktor Hooey
[15:50] * Eitak_Razal also bills Motoki for her dress. all $2300 worth
[15:50] <@Texas_Samurai> No, Ah shouldn't :P
[15:50] <Eitak_Razal> I WILL BANKRUPUT HIM
[15:50] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer puts it on his mastercard
[15:51] * Harold Saxon blasts motoki with his Laser Screwdriver
[15:51] <Michael Sunnyside III> ...
[15:51] <Michael Sunnyside III> Aren't you the former Prime Minster of England?
[15:51] * Eitak_Razal aslo tacks on toe cost of her Tiara and shoes. Another $5000
[15:52] <Harold Saxon> No, tonight I'm the date of the Lovely Miss Sakura Shinguuji
[15:52] * Harold Saxon is away: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[15:52] * Shinguuji X. Sakura is away: I'm dating the Master?
[15:53] <Eitak_Razal> I told you this would end badly!
[15:53] * Michael Sunnyside III shrugs
[15:53] <Michael Sunnyside III> We all have dates, though!
[15:53] <Ms. Altair> Oh, Sunny ><
[15:57] * Ms. Altair is away: Going to get a new dress
[15:58] <Michael Sunnyside III> Awesome~
[15:58] * Michael Sunnyside III is away: sharpening up
[16:02] <@Texas_Samurai> This is gonna be a fun night! :D
[16:41] * Mister Dinsdale gives X a high-five
[16:41] <Mister Dinsdale> Good job man!
[16:41] <@Texas_Samurai> Huh?
[16:41] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Jack and I just busted some Vraxoin dealers
[16:42] <Mister Dinsdale> Very nasty interglactic drugs
[16:46] <@Dоcтоʀ X> It was funny watching Saki stare down the Space Mafia thugs
[16:48] <Mister Dinsdale> Never mess with an angry killbot XD
[16:52] * Mister Dinsdale is away: Checking on our Reward Monies
[16:54] *** CardShopOnna [kaado_ya_no_oneesan@cardparadice.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[16:54] <@spiritflame> irasshai CardShopOnna
[16:54] * CardShopOnna is chatting away on a cell phone
[16:54] * @Texas_Samurai waves at Miss Rose
[16:55] * CardShopOnna waves at Gemini and gets back to talking
[16:56] * @Texas_Samurai looks at th' time
[16:56] <@Texas_Samurai> X darlin' we got about 10 minutes afore we gotta light a shuck
[16:57] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Okay
[16:58] * CardShopOnna hangs up
[16:58] <CardShopOnna> Hey guys...Can I get your opinion on somethig?
[16:58] <@Texas_Samurai> Sure!
[17:01] <CardShopOnna> So...my group is gonna probably have a fundraiser.
[17:01] <CardShopOnna> But..
[17:02] <CardShopOnna> I don't know how to go about doing it. It feels like it's too soon to have a party or a dinner...
[17:03] <@Texas_Samurai> A play?
[17:03] <@Texas_Samurai> Back in New York we'd do a play in th' park.
[17:03] <@Texas_Samurai> Somethin' uplifitin'. Hopeful.
[17:04] <@Texas_Samurai> Take th' people's mind off stuff.
[17:09] <CardShopOnna> Well...
[17:10] <CardShopOnna> My friends in the group are all Pokemon Trainers...
[17:10] <CardShopOnna> They're trying to get money and goods together to send to Sendai to the Pokemon Trainers there.
[17:11] <@Texas_Samurai> Well, we could do a play for ya?
[17:13] <CardShopOnna> Huh, really?
[17:13] <CardShopOnna> That'd be nice...
[17:14] <CardShopOnna> But would you guys mind Pokemon in the theater?
[17:14] <@Texas_Samurai> Aww, it'd be fine, Ah'm sure :D
[17:14] <@Texas_Samurai> Ah'll talk t' Sakura n' Ratchet tonight at th' movie
[17:15] * @Texas_Samurai thinks...
[17:15] <@Texas_Samurai> Me, Sakura, Ratchet, Subaru, Harriet...
[17:15] <@Texas_Samurai> Yeah we got enough fer a play :D
[17:15] * @Doctor X 's watch beeps
[17:16] <@Texas_Samurai> Shoot! We gotta go git ready!
[17:16] <@Texas_Samurai> We'll be in touch Miss Rose!
[17:16] *** @Texas_Samurai [shiny@lonestar.com] has left #suburbansenshi2 (*grabs x* We gotta skidaddle!!)
[17:16] *** @Doctor X [in_ex_officio@TARDIS2010.sen] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Let's Go!!)
[17:52] * Mister Dinsdale hangs around for a little while
[18:27] *** Mister Dinsdale [Mr_J@dinsdaleinvestigations.com] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb!)
[18:27] <Ainomina2> helllo
[19:16] *** Souldier [Herp@Derp.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:16] <@spiritflame> irasshai Souldier
[19:19] <Eitak_Razal> I hate filler Arcs...
[19:21] <Souldier> Huh?
[19:21] *** David O`Cain [JRPMoonSoldier@MKArmyRanger.mil] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:21] <@spiritflame> irasshai David O`Cain
[19:21] <David O`Cain> Boo.
[19:22] * Souldier snaps to attention and Salutes
[19:23] <David O`Cain> How're you guys doing?
[19:23] <Eitak_Razal> Meh
[19:25] <Souldier> The usual
[19:26] <Souldier> (( gah I want Armored Core 5 now ))
[19:27] <David O`Cain> (( No kidding, Souldier. The developers and publishers need to get their asses in gear. ))
[19:28] <David O`Cain> Yeah, I hear you two. Just been a lazy Saturday for me.
[19:30] <Souldier> (( I think there's supposed to be a new video available soon ))
[19:30] <Souldier> (( lemme check ))
[19:34] <Souldier> (( the demo was supposed to come out the 12th but the Earthquake understandably caused a delay. ))
[19:35] <David O`Cain> (( Gotcha. So it'll be a good while before we get to see it stateside. ))
[19:36] <Souldier> (( here's some info for Operator mode: From what I can see, that scan of the MT lets you get to see AP/KE/CE/TP, Name, Distance, Route, Weapon Names/Ammo/Damage/Effective Ranges, and a wireframe model of the machine. The information in the bottom right seems to be the information on your AC or your teammates AC, so I don't think you get generator readouts of opponents. The angle you're getting there though is definitely not from the crouching AC and none of the teams AC's have the same AP as the one listed in the right side corner, so I'm assuming it's the operators AC. You also have a limited amount of recon pods and the level looks nice. ))
[19:36] <David O`Cain> (( Oh yeah. Mike, you better do something about a bot invading your e-mails! It's gotten spammy! ))
[19:42] <David O`Cain> (( And Souldier, sounds like lots are gonna be going on in the latest AC. ))
[19:43] <Souldier> (( game's gonna be slower in general. focusing on 'brutality' and team work. ))
[19:45] <David O`Cain> (( Gotcha. Betcha there's gonna be a learning curve with that. ))
[19:51] <Souldier> (( there WILL be for the 'Overed Weapons' ))
[19:52] <David O`Cain> (( Okay. I'll bite, what are those? ))
[19:53] <Souldier> (( they've revealed ONE so far. a four bladed, super-heated chainsaw ))
[19:53] <Souldier> (( basically an über weapon, hard to use, but do absurd damage ))
[19:53] <Souldier> (( pretty sure in the right conditions these are gonna be one-hit kill weapons ))
[19:54] <David O`Cain> (( S[BLEEP]t. One will have to be really careful against those, then. ))
[19:54] <Souldier> I think Human + is gonna go away
[19:54] <Souldier> (( derp ))
[19:56] * Souldier is away 
[19:57] <Souldier> AC5 debut trailer
[20:01] <David O`Cain> (( Man, nasty fighting's gonna be going down, huh? ))
[20:02] <Souldier> (( indeed ))
[20:02] <Souldier> /brb fetching food
[20:28] * Kamen Rider Shugo pulls up outside, looking at the house and shakes his head and pulls off.
[20:29] * Souldier is back
[20:33] <David O`Cain> (( Welcome back, man. ))
[20:34] *** Suu [FourLeafClover@clampgakuen.ac.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:34] <@spiritflame> irasshai Suu
[20:34] * Suu is holding a box
[20:35] <Suu> Evening!
[20:35] <David O`Cain> Hi, Sue.
[20:35] <David O`Cain> ^Suu
[20:35] <Suu> Anyone want some cake?
[20:36] <Suu> My friend Akira made it...I'm trying to figure out the menu.
[20:36] <David O`Cain> Sure, I'll have a piece.
[20:37] * Suu opens the box, there's a delicious looking chocolate frosted chocolate cake
[20:38] <David O`Cain> Mmmmmm, chocolate.
[20:39] * Suu gets a paper plate and plastic cutlery and serves a piece
[20:40] * Suu leaves some plates and plastic cutlery by the cake box "Chocolate cake (tentatively Gateau au Chocolat Film Noir)"
[20:42] * Suu sends a text message on her phone to Judai
[20:42] * David O`Cain takes his plate and eats
[20:42] <Suu> I hope you're doing OK and keeping out of trouble. My life's been chaos the past few days. Wish you were here. Here's a picture of a chocolate cake.
[20:44] <Suu> Hmm.
[20:44] <Suu> Caaaaaaak~
[20:44] <Suu> ^Caaaaaake~
[20:44] <David O`Cain> This is pretty good. Nice and chocolatey.
[20:45] <Suu> That's good!
[20:45] <Suu> I'm making up a menu for my cafe.
[20:46] <Suu> It's mostly going to be tea and cakes, but there will also be some savory dishes like frittata and quiche...
[20:46] <Eitak_Razal> What kinds of things will you be serveing
[20:46] <Suu> Maybe rice balls but I'm not sure
[20:47] <David O`Cain> Cool. Might bring Masaki with me whenever I get the chance.
[20:47] <Suu> I'm going to see if I can get a selection of teas from around the world.
[20:47] <Suu> Black, green, white, oolong, rooibos, herbal.
[20:49] * David O`Cain nods
[20:50] * Souldier is back
[20:51] <Suu> Want some chocolate cake?
[20:51] <Souldier> :D sure
[20:51] <Eitak_Razal> May I have a peice?
[20:52] * Souldier scoots over to hug Suu but cancels out to a handshake
[20:53] <@Ryan> I demand a hug.
[20:53] <@RiderHeroProject> (( SOUL, you can not deny this awesome ))
[20:53] <@RiderHeroProject> NO HUGS FOR YOU
[20:53] <@RiderHeroProject> DENIED
[20:53] <@Ryan> ALL HUGS FOR ME
[20:56] * Souldier hugs
[20:56] * @Ryan hugs back
[20:56] <Souldier> (( Mind = blown ))
[20:57] <Souldier> even when your down
[20:57] <Souldier> when everything goes wrong
[20:57] <Souldier> the bad guys are everywhere
[20:57] <Souldier> game over is imminent
[20:57] <Souldier> there
[20:57] <Souldier> is
[20:57] <Souldier> always
[20:57] <Souldier> KAMEN RIDER
[20:57] * Suu serves cake to the guys
[20:57] <Suu> So what do you guys think?
[20:59] <David O`Cain> I liked it.
[20:59] * Eitak_Razal tries it. "It's good"
[20:59] * Souldier looks at the cake "My diet......
[20:59] <Souldier> screw it.
[21:00] * Souldier noms
[21:00] <Suu> Hehe. ♡
[21:00] <Eitak_Razal> We're in a filler arc, which apperntly means nothing we do right now matters.
[21:00] <Eitak_Razal> so ignore the diet
[21:00] <Souldier> hmmmm
[21:01] <Souldier> but then if someone mentions the arc in a real arc
[21:01] <Souldier> then BAM
[21:02] <@RiderHeroProject> soul
[21:02] <@RiderHeroProject> that's damn near the quote from the spirits manga
[21:03] * Suu serves RHP some cake
[21:05] <Souldier> It fits
[21:07] <@RiderHeroProject>





[21:08] <Eitak_Razal> ... Why Budda?
[21:09] <David O`Cain> To apease the Buddhists?
[21:09] <Souldier> damn right
[21:09] * Souldier salutes
[21:10] <Souldier> (( Seriously though. That fits so friggin well. Kamen Rider is cool T_T *shakes fist* ))
[21:11] <Suu> Anyone want more cake?
[21:12] <David O`Cain> Gimme another slice. Too damn good to have just one piece.
[21:12] * Souldier nods "Yes. More. Please"
[21:13] <@Ryan> Caaaaaaaaaake
[21:14] <Suu> I just need to leave some for X when he gets back.
[21:14] * Suu cuts SMALLER pieces
[21:14] * Suu serves one to David, one to Soul and one to Ryan
[21:15] <Souldier> mas biscocho ♡
[21:15] <Suu> >
[21:15] <Suu> ?
[21:16] <@Ryan> =3
[21:16] * @Ryan devours the cake like Galactus devours planets
[21:16] * David O`Cain chows down on the chocolatey cakey goodness
[21:16] <Eitak_Razal> Hmmm. That reminds me, Nivek's birthday is coming up...
[21:17] * Suu looks in her notebook "I'm thinking of making a strawberry topped custard tart"
[21:19] <@RiderHeroProject> o
[21:19] <@RiderHeroProject> k
[21:20] <@RiderHeroProject> srs time internet
[21:20] <Souldier> ADONDE ESTA LA LECHE? WHERE'S THE MILK
[21:20] <@RiderHeroProject> why the f[BLEEP]k does the internet love that new my little pony cartoon
[21:20] <@RiderHeroProject> I have yet to figure this out
[21:20] <@RiderHeroProject> and it drives me up the wall
[21:20] <Suu> Want more cake?
[21:21] * Suu cuts a small slice then boxes up the rest
[21:22] <@Ryan> Have you seen the show yet?
[21:23] <Suu> (( When I was a kid, my dad made up his on lyrics to the theme song ))
[21:23] <Suu> (( "My Little Pony, My Little Pony, We're so sweet we s[BLEEP]t ice cream" ))
[21:23] <@Ryan> From all I've heard of it, from hanging around /co/ and related boards, is that it's amusing
[21:23] <@RiderHeroProject> i've tried to watch it online
[21:23] <@RiderHeroProject> i just don't get the appeal
[21:24] <@RiderHeroProject> unless I'm watching the wrong episodes
[21:24] <Eitak_Razal> It's because you're a guy
[21:24] <@RiderHeroProject> 'cause all i've seen is banal teenager like discussions and clichs plot elements
[21:24] <@RiderHeroProject> likewho's better at sports lets have a competetion, etc.
[21:24] <@Ryan> That excuse doesn't fly, Eitak, considering there's a number of guys that do like it
[21:25] <@Ryan> Look, I'm gonna guess it comes down to this: It doesn't suit your tastes.
[21:25] <@Ryan> You're not going to like everything.
[21:25] <@Ryan> People could say the same thing about Kamen Rider.
[21:25] <@Ryan> Or Pokemon.
[21:25] <Ainomina2> hello
[21:25] <@Ryan> Or Sailor Moon.
[21:25] <Souldier> There's a new my little pony?!?!
[21:25] <Souldier> my face when
[21:25] <@RiderHeroProject> oh lord, you haven't seen it soul
[21:26] <Ainomina2> when what?
[21:26] * @RiderHeroProject conjures the horror
[21:27] <@RiderHeroProject> [URL]
[21:27] <@RiderHeroProject> a small taste
[21:28] <@Ryan> [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic]This is the new series, Soul[.url]
[21:28] <@Ryan> Aaand just copy paste
[21:28] <Suu> (( Seems very Craig McCracken to me. ))
[21:28] <Souldier> Oh hey. Stocking horse
[21:28] <Suu> Uh, hello there.
[21:28] <@Ryan> Just I'm too lazy to correct my error.
[21:28] <Suu> Want some chocolate cake?
[21:28] <Souldier> I'll be blunt. I don't really like a lot of current American cartoons
[21:29] <Souldier> I stick to Boomerang and I kinda like Phineas and Ferb
[21:29] <@RiderHeroProject> heh, sounds like me and anime right now
[21:29] <@RiderHeroProject> I can't stand this generation, at all
[21:29] <Eitak_Razal> I have to agree with you there Soul. Ameircan cartoons don't appeal to me much anymore
[21:29] <@Ryan> I've been digging Young Justice, G.I. Joe Renegades, and the new Transformers
[21:30] <Souldier> what the hell happened man
[21:30] <Souldier> I thought they were doing it right with X-men, Spiderman, BATMAN was perfect
[21:30] <@Ryan> I rarely watch animu anymore. Mainly due to the fact that it's largely s[BLEEP]t.
[21:30] <@RiderHeroProject> and the only halfway one, that our own X loves. Is just Kamen Rider Ryuki repackaged as a magical girl anime.
[21:30] <Souldier> Batman was perfect
[21:30] <@RiderHeroProject> X knows i feel this way XD
[21:30] <Souldier> <-< I picked up Panty and Stocking, Freezing, and madoka, but I haven't watched them yet
[21:31] <Souldier> I'm also ticked off that the project for an Armored Core Anime was eventually canceled
[21:31] <Souldier> but for American Cartoons
[21:31] <Souldier> I'm sorry. Batman the animated series spoiled me
[21:31] <@RiderHeroProject> Madoka, Ryuki withskirts
[21:31] <@RiderHeroProject> that is all
[21:31] <@RiderHeroProject> i'll give a no spoiler version of this
[21:31] <@Ryan> X showed me a trailer to Madoka
[21:32] <@Ryan> And TBH that footage alone didn't sell me
[21:32] <Souldier> I think I'm gonna go watch Tank police (again) tommorow
[21:32] <Souldier> Because Captain Britan is manly. and we need more manly characters
[21:32] <@RiderHeroProject> There exist familiars who have the power to grant one wish to a chosen girl. However, in exchange, that girl must then become a Puella Magi, a girl with magical powers, and fight against witches, evil creatures born from curses that are responsible for murders and suicides.
[21:32] <@RiderHeroProject> NOW