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"This is thanks to your surprisingly efficient 'plastic surgeons '. I went to one of them and asked for the 'Michael Jackson '. But as good as they were at that, they could not redirect my bowels to my pores or make my urine come out of my eyes."
-- Mutanex on why human bodies suck


welcome to #suburbansenshi2

[00:11] * May Sunrise-McCarthy eats and cries and cries and eats
[00:12] <May Sunrise-McCarthy> (( I CLAIM THIS LOG IN THE NAME OF KITTIES!!!!!! ))
[00:13] <D. Kakaku> left behind?
[00:31] <May Sunrise-McCarthy> yes
[00:32] <D. Kakaku> well, think of it this way.
[00:32] <D. Kakaku> they're at least protecting you from something else.
[00:34] <D. Kakaku> if they're going after the guy who made your mom try to kill you. think on this one
[00:35] <D. Kakaku> if you did go with them, what's stopping that guy from taking you and turning the tables and making you go after them?
[00:35] <D. Kakaku> *think of this one
[00:41] <May Sunrise-McCarthy> .......
[00:49] <D. Kakaku> hmm?
[00:49] <May Sunrise-McCarthy> >_>
[00:53] <D. Kakaku> so, anything else going on?
[01:11] <May Sunrise-McCarthy> ...no?
[01:14] <D. Kakaku> eh, alright then.
[01:40] <D. Kakaku> hmmmm
[01:59] * May Sunrise-McCarthy streaches
[02:02] <D. Kakaku> what to do, what to do?
[03:03] <D. Kakaku> welp, have a good night
[07:22] *** The Sesame Street music starts to play. IT'S TIME, PEOPLE!
[07:25] <UMP-9>




[07:25] *** UMP-9 has joined #suburbansenshi2
[07:25] <@spiritflame> ohayo UMP-9
[07:26] <UMP-9> ♫ Hello everyone! ♫
[07:26] <UMP-9> Your best big sister is here to help you get ready for the day!
[07:28] <UMP-9> We've managed to get a hold of the QEC frequency of the Defender of Cadia, so when they arrive at their destination later this afternoon, we'll be able to tap in and watch everything as it happens!
[07:28] <UMP-9> Won't that be awesome? :D
[07:29] <UMP-9> And for now, we have a very special guest here today to talk about the environment...KERMIT THE FROG!!!!
[07:30] * UMP-9 throws her arms up and waves them wildly. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY~!"
[07:31] <UMP-9> Now Kermit!! We have important questions for you here at the Morning Hello. BURNING questions! I...
[07:31] * UMP-9 turns and stops, her expression changing from excitement to shock and horror.
[07:32] *** Kermit the Frog is DEAD!!!!!!! Or rather, a plushie of Kermit the Frog is dead!
[07:33] *** The plushie has been violently and repeatedly stabbed dozens, if not HUNDREDS of times! Stuffing has been strewn everywhere and it looks like the Kermit-plushie was put through a food processor.
[07:34] <UMP-9> D:
[07:34] <UMP-9> WHO COULD HAVE DONE THIS?!?!?!??!!
[07:35] *** Wait, what's that behind Kermit, clutching shivs in both hands...?
[07:35] <~>




[07:36] <Prikitiki> ...REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!!!!!
[07:37] * Prikitiki lets out that weird, continuous, high-pitched croaking sound!!!!
[07:38] * Prikitiki SPRINGS at UMP-9, brandishing those twin shivs with murderous intent. Alien plushie doll, T-Doll, or otherwise, it will SUFFER NOT THE ALIEN TO LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[07:39] * UMP-9 grabs one of Springfield's cast-iron skillets and WHACKS the little ba[BLEEP]rd!
[07:39] <UMP-9> YOU KILLED KERMIT, YOU LITTLE GREEN SON OF A B[BLEEP]CH!!!!
[07:40] * Prikitiki gets smacked across the broadcast room, the skillet connecting with it with a dull BONG.
[07:41] * Prikitiki hits the wall and slides down...the springs back up and resumes charging, still screaming its fierce war-cry!!
[07:42] * UMP-9 KICKS the little ba[BLEEP]rd! >:(
[07:43] * Prikitiki goes flying, hitting the floor and skidding almost ten feet before stopping.
[07:43] <Prikitiki> o____o
[07:43] <Prikitiki> O____O
[07:44] * Prikitiki sees that UMP-9 has pulled out her trademark submachine gun and is taking aim!
[07:45] <Prikitiki> /DIVES for cover as UMP-9s first burst tears apart one of the high-quality chairs in the Lobby.
[07:45] * Prikitiki ^
[07:46] <UMP-9> I HOPE YOU'RE SELLING HEALTH INSURANCE INSTEAD OF CAR INSURANCE, YOU LITTLE F[BLEEP]KING DOUCHEBAG!!!
[07:47] * Prikitiki FLEES!! It's lost the element of surprise against the Xenos Filth!!
[07:50] * UMP-9 fires again, almost hitting it as it dives underneath a couch. The COUCH, on the other hand, takes a direct hit and gets perforated with bullets.
[07:51] <UMP-9> HOLD STILL, YOU MIDGET REPTILIAN PSYCHOPATH!!!!! THE SPIRIT OF JIM HENSON DEMANDS BLOODY REVENGE UPON YOU!!!!
[07:52] * Prikitiki dives into the nearly Prinny Maintenance Tunnel.
[07:52] * Prikitiki is away 
[07:53] <UMP-9> OH NO YOU DON'T!
[07:53] * UMP-9 empties the rest of her magazine down the tunnel.
[07:53] * UMP-9 pulls out one of her grenades and THROWS it down the tunnel, then reloads.
[07:54] *** A loud THUD shakes the room as the flash-bang grenade detonates.
[07:56] * UMP-9 drops to her knees and starts crawling down the tunnel after it.
[07:56] *** UMP-9 has left #suburbansenshi2 ("LEAVE THE PRINNIES ALONE, YOU SICK GREEN F[BLEEP]K!!!")
[07:57] *** The camera falls over, knocked off balance by the explosion, and the camera view is taken up entirely by the mangled remains of the Kermit plushie.
[07:58] * The Cheesykits Logo appears. "We apologize, but we are now experiencing Technical Difficulties."
[07:59] <The Cheesykits Logo>




[13:33] * Matsuo Shin [Greenstone Manor] is trying to pack away papers
[14:00] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] ugh
[15:11] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] well that's done......no more to o
[15:11] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] *do
[15:11] * Matsuo Shin [Greenstone Manor] looks at the fireplace..and at the papers of the history of the silver millenium he worked so hard to write
[15:12] * Matsuo Shin [Greenstone Manor] thinks back to everything that had happened
[15:19] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] ........
[17:57] <The Countdown Timer> ♦ 90 minutes until contact re-established
[18:50] <The Countdown Timer> ♦ 30 minutes until contact is re-established.
[19:15] * Quantum Entanglement Communicator starts to cycle. It's beginning to home in on the proper frequencies.
[19:18] * Quantum Entanglement Communicator turns on and activates wide-area holographic displays as it (somehow) accesses the Lobby's display systems.
[19:19] *** SS3 is where the displays will be shown, but the audience can remain in SS2.
[19:19] <Forest Kit> :3
[19:27] <Ouroboros> O__O
[19:27] <UMP-45> O___O
[19:30] <UMP-45> Wait. She can DO that?!
[19:33] <UMP-45> Was Cadia originally a Sea-Doll from Azur Lane?
[19:34] <Ouroboros> ...Maybe. The Alliance DID experiment with a kind of fully-autonomous shipboard AI towards the end of the War.
[19:35] * Shiro Kuramoto looks inside.
[19:35] <Shiro Kuramoto> o.o
[19:36] * Shiro Kuramoto looks at Ouroboros.
[19:36] *** Ouroboros is your average everyday Ouroboros

[19:36] <Shiro Kuramoto> (( 9_9 ))
[19:36] <Ouroboros> The Dolls of Azur Lane are all a variation of the Ringleaders of Sangvis Ferri.
[19:36] <Forest Kit> hi :D
[19:36] * Shiro Kuramoto leaves.
[19:36] * Ouroboros looks like THIS! Have you ever seen a more beautifully-wrought genius AI?
[19:37] <Ouroboros>




[19:37] <Shiro Kuramoto> (( Unsure of character identity. ))
[19:37] <Ouroboros> So it may be that the Voidship-Girls are based off something similar.
[19:37] <UMP-45> Except the Defender of Cadia was originally an Imperial ship.
[19:38] <Ouroboros> ...Oh.
[19:46] <UMP-45> ...Wow, she is down bad.
[19:46] <Ouroboros> And full of herself.
[19:46] <UMP-45> She sounds a little like YOU. >:P
[19:46] <Ouroboros> I think she sounds more like your buddy HK-416. I'm AlL tHaT yOu NeEd~!!!
[19:50] <Forest Kit> and we be all that she needs :D
[19:57] <Ouroboros> ???
[19:57] <UMP-45> What's that?
[20:03] <Forest Kit> they be trying to contat about shipgirls' extended warranty :O
[20:06] <UMP-45> Wait...
[20:06] <UMP-45> The little Gecko guys who are only a foot or so tall?
[20:11] <Forest Kit> yuppa :O
[20:12] <UMP-45> ...they went on an absolute rampage throughout the Explorators' ship?
[20:12] <Ouroboros> The little Gecko guys?
[20:13] <Ouroboros> WHAT'D THEY DO? KILL EVERYONE WHO REFUSED TO BUY AUTO INSURANCE?!
[20:13] <UMP-45> The psycho...Geico...geckos...went on a murderous rampage...
[20:14] <UMP-45> I'm sorry, but my neural-net processor is threatening to go into shutdown mode due to the sheer impossibility of the data we're being exposed to.
[20:14] * Ouroboros just bursts out into insane, hysterical laughter.
[20:17] *** Megan O`Cain has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:17] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Megan O`Cain
[20:17] * Megan O`Cain enters the Atrium from an elevator
[20:17] * Ouroboros ' manic laughter intensifies!
[20:18] <Megan O`Cain> Christ, I could hear that laughter just a few floors down as I was traveling in the elevator. The hell is Ouro laughing about?
[20:18] <UMP-45> O____o
[20:18] <UMP-45> The Psycho Geico Geckos...
[20:18] <UMP-45> @__@
[20:18] * UMP-45 starts twitching like Max Headroom.
[20:18] <Megan O`Cain> The Prikitikis?
[20:19] <Ouroboros> THE LITTLE GECKO DUDES ARE INSANE HYPER-MURDEROUS XENOPHOBES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:21] * Megan O`Cain sighs, "Just lovely." ~_~
[20:27] <Megan O`Cain> Anyway, what do we know so far?
[20:28] * Megan O`Cain begins to take on an air of an Army Captain in charge of a unit
[20:29] <Ouroboros> Well, the Fleet's arrived at the Prikitiki homeworld and met a fleet of Alliance warships.
[20:29] <UMP-45> FORMER Alliance warships. Something called the Landrich Republic.
[20:32] <Megan O`Cain> I see. They made contact here the other night and was trying to get in contact with Solar and the VanSaar Federation. I told the Admiral that Solar was already on the way after receiving news of what happened at Gist.
[20:39] <Forest Kit> Warranty? :3
[20:39] <Ouroboros> Beats me. I think Cadia has more than a few screws loose.
[20:41] <UMP-45> Wait.
[20:41] <UMP-45> These people want to join forces WITH the VanSaar?!
[20:41] <UMP-45> They're ALLIANCE!
[20:42] <UMP-45> Strategic importance ABSOLUTE~!
[20:42] * Ouroboros SMACKS UMP-45 upside her head!
[20:42] <Ouroboros> WHOA THERE! Get the Last Command outta your head!!!
[20:42] * UMP-45 goes face-first into the floor from that hit!!!
[20:43] <UMP-45> Thank you~!
[20:43] <Forest Kit> don't forget the Shipgirl Extended Warrantee! :D
[20:45] * Megan O`Cain looks at 45, "FORMER Alliance."
[20:46] <Ouroboros> So what's involved in the Extended Warrantee?
[20:47] * Forest Kit describes everything included in the Extended warantee!
[20:47] <Megan O`Cain> Apparently the Landrich Republic were separatists from the Alliance that didn't want to fight the Federation anymore and thus focused their attention within.
[20:50] <Ouroboros> Soooo, free Kit petting with each service overhaul?
[20:52] <UMP-45> :O
[20:53] <Ouroboros> :O
[20:53] <Forest Kit> yuppa :D
[20:53] <Megan O`Cain> Exterminatus...
[21:02] *** UMP-9 has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:02] <@spiritflame> konbanwa UMP-9
[21:02] <UMP-9> :D
[21:03] * UMP-9 starts playing THIS SONG while Solarchos and the Admiral are speaking.
[21:04] <UMP-9> This...this is it! Both sides have finally made peace!
[21:05] <UMP-9> Maybe now the Eternal Guardian can finally come home. Come back to us!
[21:06] <UMP-9> T___T
[21:08] <Forest Kit> :#
[21:08] <Forest Kit> :3
[21:23] <UMP-9> Sheesh, she's showing off how creative she is.
[21:28] <Quantum Entanglement Comm> ♦ Signal experiencing delays. Please be patient while the data transfer compiles.
[21:28] <UMP-9> o___O
[21:28] <Forest Kit> :O
[21:28] <UMP-45> O_____o
[21:28] <Ouroboros> @____@
[21:28] <Ouroboros> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
[21:29] * Ouroboros LAUNCHES herself at the Q.E.C and starts punching, bashing, and kicking it viciously!
[21:30] <Ouroboros> WORK! WORK YOU PIECE OF CRAP TECH!!!!! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE US HANGING LIKE THIS!!!
[21:30] * Ouroboros suddenly hears something behind the Q.E.C.
[21:30] <Forest Kit> :O
[21:30] <~>




[21:31] <Forest Kit> It Be Prekky Tiki :O
[21:31] * Prikitiki immediately flees, having successfully sabotaged the Q.E.C.
[21:31] * Prikitiki is away: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!
[21:31] <Ouroboros> ...
[21:31] <Megan O`Cain> That little s[BLEEP]t...
[21:31] <UMP-45> ...
[21:31] * Forest Kit and its fellow kits begin chasing aftre the Prekkiutiii
[21:32] <Forest Kit> *prikitiki
[21:32] <UMP-9> It murdered Kermit this morning.
[21:32] *** Forest Kit has left #suburbansenshi2 (Now, YOU must face the wrath of the FLUFFY!)
[21:32] <UMP-9> IT MURDERED KERMIT THIS MORNING!
[21:32] * Megan O`Cain just looks at 9, "Surely not the Muppet."
[21:32] *** UMP-9 has left #suburbansenshi2 (KILL IT!! NO MERCY!!!)
[21:33] *** UMP-45 has left #suburbansenshi2 ("STRING IT UP! HANG IT HIGH!!")
[21:33] * Megan O`Cain sighs
[21:33] *** Ouroboros has left #suburbansenshi2 ("TERMINATE IT LIKE ARNOLD SCHWARTZENNEGER!!!!")
[21:34] <Megan O`Cain> Fine. I'll just fix the damn thing myself. ~_~
[21:39] * Megan O`Cain gets a set of tools, opens up a vid-window, and gets to work on fixing the Q.E.C. with Dean's assistance
[22:05] <Masaki O`Cain> so alot going on?
[22:05] *** Masaki O`Cain has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:05] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Masaki O`Cain
[22:11] * Masaki O`Cain streaches
[22:18] * Masaki O`Cain lounges on a sofa..and glances over..to see Ryoko Atsumi splayed across the sofa next to her, snoring and drooling
[22:18] <Masaki O`Cain> ........huh
[22:22] * Mio Shimizu [Lake Biwa] sits in a corner, working on another stuffed animal
[22:26] *** Mio Shimizu has moved back to the Atrium
[22:27] <Mio Shimizu> .....
[22:29] * Mio Shimizu waves to Masaki, who waves back
[22:55] * Megan O`Cain lets out a long sigh and puts away her tools as she closes the vid-window
[22:58] * Masaki O`Cain blinks
[23:00] <Masaki O`Cain> everything..okay?
[23:06] <ScoutGrl_95> NIHAO JAPAN!
[23:06] * ScoutGrl_95 BURSTS into the Atrium with a TON OF BAGGAGE
[23:07] <ScoutGrl_95> DOMO Alligatro!
[23:07] <Masaki O`Cain> GAHHHHH
[23:07] * Masaki O`Cain falls over
[23:08] * Mio Shimizu HIDES
[23:08] <Ryoko Atsumi> gah what the f[BLEEP]k!?
[23:08] * Ryoko Atsumi sits up suddenly
[23:08] <ScoutGrl_95> KONNICHIWOW
[23:08] <ScoutGrl_95> IT'S BEEN FOREVER SINCE I WAS BACK IN NIHONGO
[23:08] <Ryoko Atsumi> .......
[23:09] <ScoutGrl_95> HERRO FROM AMELICA
[23:09] <Ryoko Atsumi> oh god another gaijin
[23:09] <ScoutGrl_95> MI NOMBRE SERENA
[23:09] <Ryoko Atsumi> NO SPEAK ENGLISH
[23:09] * Masaki O`Cain just..facepalms
[23:09] <ScoutGrl_95> BUT I ONLY KNOW ENGRISH
[23:09] <ScoutGrl_95> WAIT!
[23:09] <Masaki O`Cain> we can understand you
[23:09] <ScoutGrl_95> I DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH
[23:10] <ScoutGrl_95> I SPEAK AMERICAN
[23:10] <Ryoko Atsumi> oh god
[23:10] <ScoutGrl_95> HOWDY HOE
[23:10] <Ryoko Atsumi> why are you so f[BLEEP]king loud?
[23:10] <ScoutGrl_95> BECAUSE IT HELPS YOU UNDERSTAND ME BETTER
[23:11] <ScoutGrl_95> I AM LIKE FOOD
[23:12] <ScoutGrl_95> ARE YOU LIKE FOOD
[23:12] <Ryoko Atsumi> .........what the hell
[23:12] <ScoutGrl_95> SEVEN-ELEVEN?
[23:12] <Masaki O`Cain> yes, I'm like food
[23:12] <ScoutGrl_95> MOS BURGER
[23:12] <Masaki O`Cain> ..very obviously
[23:13] <ScoutGrl_95> YES LET's FOOD, LADY
[23:13] <ScoutGrl_95> I AM DOORDASH
[23:13] * ScoutGrl_95 is away 
[23:13] <Masaki O`Cain> O_o
[23:14] <Ryoko Atsumi> ..I think my brain has rotted
[23:17] <Megan O`Cain> If that isn't the epitome of American Idiot, I don't know what is.
[00:24] *** Megan O`Cain has quit IRC
[00:29] * Masaki is away 
[00:29] * Masaki O`Cain is away 
[09:07] * Matsumi Kaze has moved to: [ Shino Family Estate ]
[09:07] * Matsumi Kaze [Shino Family Estate] slowly wakes up and sits up...
[11:49] <Karami> Oh boy, how eerily familiar a lot of this stuff sounds. 😰
[11:50] <Karami> Maybe I should phone with my Dad, asking him whether or not we might be of any help here...
[11:51] <Karami> (( Finally Weekend, hoping to see you guys on Sunday or so... ))
[11:52] * Karami is away: Getting on the phone
[16:37] *** Joanna Smithson has joined #suburbansenshi2
[16:37] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Joanna Smithson
[16:37] *** Joanna Smithson has left #suburbansenshi2
[16:39] * Delilah Inochi has made a magic circle in the atrium floor
[16:39] *** Delilah Inochi has joined #suburbansenshi2
[16:39] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Delilah Inochi
[16:39] <Delilah Inochi> alright!
[16:39] <Delilah Inochi> let's try this!
[16:44] * Delilah Inochi starts to mutter and speak some magical words...
[16:46] * The Magic Circle glows bright red....then there's a BURST of smoke
[16:47] * A Pizza Tree has appeared!!!!
[16:47] <Delilah Inochi> ......
[16:47] <Delilah Inochi> ^^;;; not..quite right...
[17:01] * Delilah Inochi tries to figure out a spell to make the tree go away
[17:08] <ScoutGrl_95> OH MY GOD IT'S A JAPANESE PIZZA TREE
[17:08] * ScoutGrl_95 ATTACKS IT AND STARTS TO CHOMP
[17:08] <ScoutGrl_95> OSHII~~~ SO DERECIOUS
[17:08] <Delilah Inochi> !!!
[17:08] <ScoutGrl_95> NOM NOM NOM
[17:09] <Delilah Inochi> that's one way to make it vanish ^^
[17:09] * ScoutGrl_95 makes the sounds of an aggressive dog pulling at a bone
[17:09] * ScoutGrl_95 has DEVOURED IT
[17:09] <ScoutGrl_95> /awya NIPPON CHA CHA CHA
[17:09] * ScoutGrl_95 is away: ^
[17:24] <Delilah Inochi> ^^;;;
[19:06] * Delilah Inochi looks over her magical journel..trying to keep track of everything
[19:33] <Delilah Inochi> there we go!
[20:45] <Giselle Bellerose> [Hikawa Shrine] enjoying your little project?
[20:45] *** Giselle Bellerose has moved back to the Atrium
[20:45] <Delilah Inochi> oh hello Giselle! sorry I lost track of time!
[20:56] <Delilah Inochi> ^^;;
[20:56] <Giselle Bellerose> it seems awfully quiet...Mama and the others are up north
[21:10] <Giselle Bellerose> I wonder where everyone went
[21:15] *** D. Kakaku has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:15] <@spiritflame> konbanwa D. Kakaku
[21:28] <D. Kakaku> evening
[21:35] <Giselle Bellerose> Bonsour
[21:36] <D. Kakaku> what's going on here?
[21:40] <Giselle Bellerose> nothing
[21:41] * D. Kakaku looks at both of them.
[21:51] <ScoutGrl_95> OH I'VE READ THIS IN A MANGA
[21:51] <ScoutGrl_95> ARE YOU TWO LDIES GONNA BUY HIM A VIDEO CARD
[21:52] <ScoutGrl_95> AND THEN YOU GO TO A RROM AND
[21:52] * ScoutGrl_95 nose EXPLODES with blood
[21:52] * ScoutGrl_95 is away: propelled out through a wall
[21:56] <D. Kakaku> did she go to a literal computer at one point and mistake its innards for a house?
[21:58] <Giselle Bellerose> I..I am not sure
[22:06] <D. Kakaku> hmmm
[22:27] <Giselle Bellerose> what?
[22:27] <D. Kakaku> eh, justwondering where everyone went
[22:28] <Giselle Bellerose> perhaps Delilah made them vanish
[22:28] <Delilah Inochi> DID I!?
[22:32] * Delilah Inochi looks TERRIFIED
[22:32] <Giselle Bellerose> i am joking
[22:33] <D. Kakaku> heh
[23:11] *** Giselle Bellerose has left #suburbansenshi2
[23:11] *** Delilah Inochi has left #suburbansenshi2
[23:28] <D. Kakaku> hmmm?
[00:44] *** D. Kakaku has left #suburbansenshi2 (alrightthen)
[07:22] *** The Sesame Street music starts to play. IT'S TIME, PEOPLE!
[07:22] *** And it's accompanied by...jingle bells?
[07:26] *** Jeez, it's not even MARCH already people are trying to make commercials for Christmas...
[07:27] *** There's a box in the middle of the table, gift-wrapped and everything. And it's shaking back and forth vilently.
[07:27] <~> ^violently
[07:27] *** Reisen Udongein Inaba [LunaticMoonRabbit@FedCom.Net (Pirated Serve] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[07:27] <@spiritflame> ohayo Reisen Udongein Inaba
[07:28] *** Hatate Himekaidou has joined #suburbansenshi2
[07:28] <@spiritflame> ohayo Hatate Himekaidou
[07:28] *** has joined #suburbansenshi2
[07:28] <@spiritflame> ohayo
[07:29] *** Fujiwara no Mokou [CrimsonWatchguard@FedComNet(pirated server)] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[07:29] <@spiritflame> ohayo Fujiwara no Mokou
[07:29] *** Nue Honjou has joined #suburbansenshi2
[07:29] <@spiritflame> ohayo Nue Honjou
[07:30] *** HOLY S[BLEEP]T, IT'S MAXIMUM THE TOUHOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[07:31] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Reisen Udongein Inaba is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[07:31] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> >:D
[07:32] *** The music starts up, sounding a lot a guitar beat from ZZ Top.
[07:33] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - HAH! Ho-ho-ho!! -
[07:33] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - MERRY CHRISTMAS! -
[07:35] * Kagerou Imazumi removes the gift wrap. Inside a cage, securely wrapped up in MULTIPLE layers of duct tape AND gagged is...!!!!
[07:36] <~>




[07:37] *** OH MY GOD!!!!! THEY GOT IT!!!! THEY CAUGHT THE LITTLE BA[BLEEP]RD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[07:38] * Prikitiki has been disarmed, wrapped up in duct tape that looks like it's Kevlar-based, and had a custom-made ball-gag applied. It is NOT going anywhere!!!
[07:38] <Prikitiki> REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!
[07:38] *** Jeez, you can STILL hear it screaming.
[07:39] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> >:D
[07:39] * Reisen Udongein Inaba nods her head and grins as the music picks up!
[07:40] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ♫ We're naughty! Not so nice! ♫
[07:41] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ♫ We're someone who wants you dead~! ♫
[07:41] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ♫ I know when you're sleeping and I know when you wake! ♫
[07:42] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ♫ Got a sock full of bolts and I'm hiding...under your bed~! ♫
[07:44] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ♫ Got my cookies~! Got my milk~! Got my shotgun trained on your head~! ♫
[07:45] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ♫ You been wreckin~!! NOW WE WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS TO KICK YOUR ASS~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♫
[07:46] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ♫ ALL WE WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS TO KICK YOUR ASS~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♫
[07:48] * Hatate Himekaidou starts her guitar solo while Mokou keeps that accompanying drum-beat STRONG! Oh yeah, you're DEFINITELY getting some classic ZZ Top vibes here!!!!!
[07:49] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> >:D
[07:50] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ♫ White gloves! Satin suit! Lookin' down on you from my sleigh~! ♫
[07:51] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ♫ The kids wanted to see Kermit the Frog~! But with your shivs and your xeno-bulls[BLEEP]t you took that away!! ♫
[07:52] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ♫ We got our cookies~! We got our milk~! ♫
[07:52] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ♫ We got Kagerou to go full werewolf~! ♫
[07:53] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ♫ You tried to kill Prinnies, now ALL WE WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS TO KICK YOUR ASS~!!! ♫
[07:54] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ♫ ALL WE WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS TO KICK YOUR ASS~!!!!!! ♫
[07:55] * Hatate Himekaidou steps in with another awesome guitar solo!!
[07:56] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ♫ Got a list, I've checked it once! ♫
[07:56] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ♫ No need...to check it twice! ♫
[07:57] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ♫ All I know is tonight...we're going to pound you! ♫
[07:59] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ♫ Grab our bats and you're gonna...pay the price~!!!!!!!! ♫
[07:59] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ♫ I'm the ghost of Christmas Presents! ♫
[08:00] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ♫ I'm the ghost of Christmas Blasts!! ♫
[08:01] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ♫ You've caused all kinds of grief here, now ALL WE WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS TO KICK YOUR ASS~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♫
[08:01] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ♫ ALL WE WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS TO KICK YOUR ASS~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♫
[08:06] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ♫ ALL WE WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS TO KICK YOUR ASS~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♫
[08:08] *** The camera scene starts fading to black as the girls of Maximum the Touhou start getting closer to the shrieking Prikitiki with evil grins on their faces.
[08:11] <Kagerou Imazumi> >:D
[08:12] <Kagerou Imazumi> This Morning Hello is being brought to you all by the letter...L!!
[08:13] <Kagerou Imazumi> L is for LAUGHTER! Which is what you're all going to be doing at tonight's special event: THE PUNISHMENT OF THAT LITTLE F[BLEEP]KER!!!




[08:13] *** Kagerou Imazumi has left #suburbansenshi2
[18:07] * Hanako Kino sits on a sofa, Mari in her lap, reading a cook book ^^
[18:07] <Hanako Kino> ^^
[19:55] * Megan Smithson practices her tennis swing
[20:15] <Megan Smithson> ♫
[20:47] * Risa Hino quietly works with her tarot deck
[20:49] *** D. Kakaku has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:49] <@spiritflame> konbanwa D. Kakaku
[20:51] <Risa Hino> hm?
[20:52] <D. Kakaku> evening
[20:53] <Risa Hino> good evening
[20:53] <Risa Hino> are you here for a reading
[21:01] * Risa Hino quietly shuffles her deck
[21:01] <ScoutGrl_95> OH WOW IS THIS GO FISH
[21:01] <D. Kakaku> I think I had one a while back, but it wouldn't hurt to have another one.
[21:01] <ScoutGrl_95> I LOVE CARD GAMES
[21:01] <D. Kakaku> Ack!
[21:01] <ScoutGrl_95> SOMETIMES I'LL PLAY THEM ON MOTORCYCLES
[21:02] * Risa Hino blinks at the girl
[21:02] <ScoutGrl_95> AND THEN SOME RICH GUY TRIES TO KILL ME BUT I RUN AWAY AND CRY
[21:02] * Risa Hino thinks she looks...sort of familer
[21:02] <ScoutGrl_95> I LOVE JAPAN
[21:02] <Ikuko Tsukino> ..huh what's that noise?
[21:02] <D. Kakaku> I hope we're not from the same Geographical region.
[21:02] <ScoutGrl_95> NIPPPON CHA-CHA-CHA
[21:03] * Ikuko Tsukino blinks
[21:03] <ScoutGrl_95> OH WOW I WANT SOME JAPANESE JELLY DOUGHNUTS
[21:03] * ScoutGrl_95 is away: restaurant
[21:03] <Risa Hino> ...*blinks*
[21:05] <D. Kakaku> ...oh wow.
[21:07] <D. Kakaku> I wouldn't be surprised if where she came from, there was a temple in Cherry Hill, New Jersey that looked Exactly like your shrine.
[21:38] <Risa Hino> my shrine?
[21:44] <Risa Hino> which shrine??
[21:55] <D. Kakaku> the Hikawa one
[21:56] <Risa Hino> oh my old family one
[21:57] <D. Kakaku> yeah
[21:57] <D. Kakaku> there is actually a few 'Edo's outside japan, too.
[22:31] <Risa Hino> I see
[22:39] <Megan Smithson> *WHEW*
[22:50] * Noriko is making a smoothie in a blender
[22:50] <Noriko> so any new clues on where she went???
[22:50] <Ai Aino> you're the ninja..shouldn't YOU know?
[22:51] * Noriko sticks her tongue out at Ai
[22:55] * Noriko pours her smoothie into a glass and starts to drink
[23:10] <D. Kakaku> are they doing anything?
[23:12] <Noriko> huh who?
[23:12] <D. Kakaku> you ladies.
[23:26] <Ikuko Tsukino> huh?..we're..relaxing...
[23:29] <D. Kakaku> huh, okay
[23:35] <Ai Aino> what are you expecting us to do!?
[23:40] * Porn music starts
[23:47] <Ai Aino> HEY
[23:48] * The cameras are rolling!
[23:48] <D. Kakaku> wHAT THE?!
[23:49] * The fursuits and the b*ttplugs are in the corner.
[23:49] * There's also Spirit Halloween versions of the YMCA dancers costumes
[23:50] <Noriko> ....
[23:50] <Noriko> .......
[23:50] * Noriko is actually considering it >_>
[23:50] * Copious amounts of whipped cream and handcuffs are also avaialble
[23:50] * A midget is here.
[23:51] * Risa, Megan, Ai and Hanako just have this bewildered look on their face
[23:52] * Do not despair. The midget has a copy of the pop-up Kama Sutra for your handy reference.
[23:52] * D. Kakaku is very confused O_o
[23:52] * For Daniel, a biology textbook is provided.
[00:02] * D. Kakaku is confused as to why Chat or someone would want to make a porno here.
[00:02] * D. Kakaku thinks it might be chat
[00:04] <D. Kakaku> at least there isn't a soft dome hat here.
[00:04] * If it was chat, Chat would be here. Do not question the Real.
[00:06] <D. Kakaku> at least my shrink watch won't be taken advantage of.
[00:06] * set that sucker in reverse and watch the ratings pop
[00:08] * Risa, Megan, Ai and Hanako LOOK HORRIFIED
[00:08] <D. Kakaku> EH?!
[00:09] * D. Kakaku looks around
[00:09] * Pillows and feathers drop into the scene as a disco ball appears and lights gliter across the scene. All around yoy, the prinnies are Morbing.
[00:10] * it's Morbin' time (Rated R)
[00:10] * The sounds of wet squawlking fill the air.
[00:10] <ScoutGrl_95> /PD dood
[00:10] * ScoutGrl_95 wakes up
[00:11] <ScoutGrl_95> WHAT A DREAM
[00:11] <ScoutGrl_95> THE JAPANESE STEAK WAS GREAT
[00:11] * ScoutGrl_95 looks around at the others
[00:11] <ScoutGrl_95> WOW THANK GOD YOU'RE ALL WEARING CLOTHES
[00:11] <ScoutGrl_95> I KNEW I SHOUDN'T HAVE WATCHED WICKED SCITY
[00:12] * ScoutGrl_95 is away: I NEED NEW UNDERPANTS
[00:13] <D. Kakaku> the heck?!
[00:24] * the power of her silver-crystal-induced reality bender vanishes
[00:35] * Risa, Megan, Ai and Hanako just..stand there
[00:35] <D. Kakaku> ummmmm...
[00:36] <D. Kakaku> got any clues as to what happened?
[00:36] <Ai Aino> F[BLEEP]K IF I KNOW
[00:38] <Ikuko Tsukino> this night has gotten weird
[00:46] <Ikuko Tsukino> very weird...
[01:17] * Somehow , all the moms changed into pajamas bewteen the last line and now...somehow
[01:17] <Ai Aino> ...Meg...doesn't it bother you dressing like that?
[01:17] <Megan Smithson> huh why???
[01:17] <Megan Smithson> it's very freeing with my legs ^_^
[01:19] <Ai Aino> yeah but shrink boy is here right now
[01:43] <D. Kakaku> oh?
[01:43] <D. Kakaku> what?
[01:45] * D. Kakaku looks around.
[02:00] * The moms start just chatting
[02:01] * D. Kakaku just sits down.
[02:02] <D. Kakaku> I'm guessing one of you wants me for something?
[02:22] * The moms look at him
[02:24] <D. Kakaku> I kinda thougth since one of you called me shrink boy, or told me to, whichever one it was.
[02:28] <D. Kakaku> anyways
[02:28] * D. Kakaku turns around to go upstairs.
[02:33] *** D. Kakaku has left #suburbansenshi2 (*goes upstairs*)
[08:35] *** SYSTEM ANNOUNCE - Main Page updated with entry # 2634 - It's 2026. Where's the Sailor V Anime, TOEI? You've been defeated by a random fan on Instagram. ***
[09:45] * D. Kakaku looks at the entry
[09:46] <D. Kakaku> ehhh "Marbles" might be the right wording inthis case, considering their new year-long outputs are about as safe as hollywood's bets.
[10:28] <Karami> No idea whom I need to adress with this but can someone please carry wy words over to those whom it may concern:
[10:31] <D. Kakaku> hey there
[10:33] <Karami> Now, I've talked with my dad and he says, and I quote: In no way he wants to assist in killing or eradicating an entire species, but he offers our medical knowledge and, if necessary, send the personnel and/or materials to help treat the Wounded if wanted.
[10:35] <Karami> (Hi there.) That's the least we can do after we get treaten so well over here.
[10:37] <D. Kakaku> how's it going?
[10:40] <Karami> Well, I'm trying to process the Valentine's date I had last week, and now I try to keep up what happens out there with that, hm, 'Alien Affair' if I might call it that for once.
[10:41] <D. Kakaku> oh wow.
[10:42] <Karami> Maybe I should mention that I both heard and saw stuff like that and worse although I'm still so relatively young.
[10:42] <D. Kakaku> heh, alright
[10:51] * D. Kakaku looks down a bit
[10:51] * D. Kakaku yawns and stretches.
[10:53] <Karami> Well then, I'll leave you to your routine now, if you don't mind.
[10:54] *** :-3
[10:54] * Karami puts Akitsu chan onto her shoulder and...
[10:55] * Karami has moved to: [ the Atrium ]
[10:55] *** where Ami already waits for her...
[10:56] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ the Atrium ]
[10:56] <Merc_Nezu> [the Atrium] *wayes* Huhu, over here!
[10:57] <Karami> [the Atrium] Morning, Auntie. Do you have the food and stuff?
[10:58] * Merc_Nezu [the Atrium] waves a picnic basket
[10:58] <Merc_Nezu> [the Atrium] Right here. Then let's go. [...] By the way, how was your Date last week?
[10:58] <D. Kakaku> hey there, Ami
[10:59] * D. Kakaku walks to where Ami is at.
[11:01] <Karami> [the Atrium] Well, we went to eat something, talked a bit about gossip from our lives, did walking in the park and closed the evening with a chess party which ended in a stalemate. After that, we decided to leave it at that for now and see how it develops.
[11:02] <Merc_Nezu> [the Atrium] Doesn't sound too bad for the start. And hello, Daniel-san.
[11:03] <D. Kakaku> hey there, Ami
[11:03] <D. Kakaku> is there room for someone to be small here?
[11:06] <Merc_Nezu> [the Atrium] If you watch out not be eaten by our little one here ^_^ We were just at the get-go.
[11:07] <D. Kakaku> oh, sure
[11:07] <Merc_Nezu> [the Atrium] Would you find your way back on you own if we sat you down later?
[11:07] * D. Kakaku stands behind Ami
[11:07] <D. Kakaku> yeah, I would
[11:08] * D. Kakaku turns the dial to shrink himself down.
[11:08] * D. Kakaku has moved to: [ 5 mm ]
[11:09] * D. Kakaku [5 mm] looks around and up.
[11:09] <Merc_Nezu> [the Atrium] Guess you can fit somehwere between the goodies in the basket. Hop in there.
[11:09] * D. Kakaku [5 mm] looks around and up behind Ami first.
[11:10] <Karami> [the Atrium] Allright, can we start then?
[11:11] <Merc_Nezu> [the Atrium] Like this, it'll surely be enough for four as well. 😉
[11:12] <D. Kakaku> [5 mm] hmmm?
[11:12] <Merc_Nezu> [the Atrium] I mean, the food.
[11:13] * D. Kakaku [5 mm] is still looking around behind Ami and up as well, what does he see?
[11:15] * Merc_Nezu [the Atrium] waits for him to come along and help him up into the basket if she must.
[11:15] * D. Kakaku [5 mm] gets helped into the basket.
[11:16] * D. Kakaku [5 mm] look around
[11:17] * Merc_Nezu is away: Starting her Sunday Excursion with the other three
[11:18] * D. Kakaku is away 
[11:18] <Karami> (( Enjoy your 'Remaining' Weekend everyone. ))
[11:18] <D. Kakaku> (( you too ))
[11:18] * Karami is away: Tagging along
[14:04] * Ai Aino lounges on a sofa, grumbling to herself
[14:06] * D. Kakaku is back
[14:07] * D. Kakaku is back from the picnic and is floating down, using a plastic bag as a parachute.
[14:07] * D. Kakaku has moved to: [ 5 mm ]
[14:17] * Ai Aino is grumbling cause she was left behind while all the others go to search for clues
[14:20] * D. Kakaku [5 mm] is still floating down.
[14:33] * Ai Aino isn't really looking for shrinking man
[14:47] * D. Kakaku [5 mm] lands on the ground.
[14:51] <Ai Aino> why the heck do I always get left behind
[15:22] <D. Kakaku> [5 mm] hmmm?
[15:42] * Ai Aino can't hear DK either
[15:42] <Ai Aino> ...so I'M the weak one!
[15:46] <Ai Aino> ..they even took Saeko of all people...
[15:48] * D. Kakaku [5 mm] looks around
[16:19] <Ai Aino> meh....
[16:20] * D. Kakaku [5 mm] looks around and up.
[16:27] * Ai Aino watches the TV, grumpy
[16:34] <D. Kakaku> [5 mm] ... oh boy.
[16:34] * D. Kakaku [5 mm] moves closer to the sofa.
[16:35] <Ai Aino> ok so I'm not a spy....I'm not a doctor.....not a stupid magical girl or karate champ.......
[16:35] <Ai Aino> ....or a psychic......
[16:35] <Ai Aino> ...or rich
[16:35] <Ai Aino> ....or weird time person...
[16:35] <Ai Aino> ._.
[16:35] * D. Kakaku [5 mm] listens in.
[16:36] <ScoutGrl_95> PLEASE MAGICA SILVER CRYSTAL MAKE THE PINK HAIRED LADY A RICH PSYCHIC DOCTOR MAGICAL GIRL AKRATE CHAMP TIME PERSON SPY WHO'S STUPID AND WEIRD
[16:37] * ScoutGrl_95 BLASTS I WITH THE SILVER CRYSTAL
[16:37] * ^AI
[16:37] * ScoutGrl_95 is away: NIPPON CHA CHA CHA
[16:37] <D. Kakaku> [5 mm] EH?! O_o
[16:38] <Ai Aino> ....O_O
[16:38] * Ai Aino 's NUMERIOUS AWESOMENESS COME TOGETHER AND....completely cancel each other out
[16:39] * Ai Aino is normal as normal can be o_o
[16:39] <D. Kakaku> [5 mm] .... oh my.
[16:47] <Ai Aino> ....
[16:47] <Ai Aino> UGGGGGGH
[16:49] <D. Kakaku> [5 mm] .... uh oh.
[17:02] * Ai Aino lays back on the sofa and stares at the ceiling
[17:03] * D. Kakaku [5 mm] looks towards the sofa.
[17:08] <Ai Aino> .....
[17:10] * D. Kakaku [5 mm] moves towards the sofa.
[17:14] * Ai Aino turns the channel and yawns as Diamonds are Forever comes on
[17:15] * D. Kakaku [5 mm] reaches the sofa and looks up.
[17:41] * Ai Aino blinks......
[17:42] * D. Kakaku [5 mm] begins to climb a sofa.
[17:44] * D. Kakaku [5 mm] *the sofa
[18:02] * Ai Aino gets to a certain part of the movie and frooooowns
[18:05] * D. Kakaku [5 mm] gets to the armrest and looks around.
[18:05] * Ai Aino gets up and goes to steal Arisu's phone again
[18:06] * D. Kakaku [5 mm] sits down and looks.
[18:08] <The Cheesykits Countdown > ♦ 120 minutes until Cheesykits!
[18:08] <The Cheesykits Countdown > ♦ The (Mis)Trail of the Century will soon commence!
[18:49] <D. Kakaku> [5 mm] hmmm
[19:07] <The Cheesykits Countdown > ♦ 60 minutes until Cheesykits!
[19:08] *** A bunch of Sangvis Ferri Dolls start getting the place set up like a courtroom
[19:20] *** Megan O`Cain has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:20] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Megan O`Cain
[19:20] * Megan O`Cain stretches a bit as she exits an elevator leading into the Atrium
[19:20] * D. Kakaku [5 mm] is still sitting on the armrest.
[19:26] * ????? texts D. Kakaku Good evening! Your case has gained an additional sponsor!
[19:26] * D. Kakaku [5 mm] checks the text
[19:27] * D. Kakaku [5 mm] checks to see who this new sponsor is.
[19:29] *** When D. Kakaku checks, he sees that it's from the medical clinic he last went to. The effort to look up the sponsor is fruitless, as there is no information at all to disclose this, but the message says that, if and only if he has had no food for 8 hours, he can come down, sign the waivers, and the medical tests can be performed on him.
[19:29] * D. Kakaku [5 mm] thinks back to the picnic.
[19:29] *** The message says that, if he HAS done this, and is at risk of aspirating, his procedures will be scheduled for another time.
[19:30] * D. Kakaku [5 mm] checks and sees it's been 8 hours.
[19:30] * D. Kakaku [5 mm] grows back to normal
[19:30] *** D. Kakaku has moved back to the Atrium
[19:32] * D. Kakaku goes outside
[19:32] * D. Kakaku has moved to: [ outside ]
[19:34] *** Nothing happens.
[19:35] * D. Kakaku [outside] looks at the text again.
[19:37] *** The text simply says that he has been approved with a "sponsor" at the same medical clinic he went to last time, and that he is approved for procedure if he hasn't eaten in the required time.
[19:37] *** There's nothing outside waiting for him or anything, why would there be?
[19:38] * D. Kakaku [outside] checks to see where the clinic is.
[19:39] <The Cheesykits Countdown > ♦ 25 minutes!
[19:40] *** Has D. Kakaku ever HEARD OF OR SEEN the clinic, or did he always arrive their in some strange vehicle?
[19:41] * D. Kakaku [outside] arrived in a sttrange vehicle, I believe
[19:41] * D. Kakaku [outside] thinks on it.
[19:41] <D. Kakaku> [outside] barely been 8 houra, but, hmmmm.
[19:41] *** D. Kakaku might want to check if there is additional information, than!
[19:42] * D. Kakaku [outside] checks for additional info.
[19:43] *** The message he got, in very very very fine print, has a number to call.
[19:43] * D. Kakaku [outside] calls the number
[19:44] * ????? asks where he is, what he looks like, what he is wearing, and whether he is contacting them using a phone or a VR headset browser.
[19:45] * D. Kakaku [outside] gives location, clothing and says phone, he could get the VR headset if they want.
[19:46] * ????? 's answer is non-commital, but simply asks if he wishes to be picked up for the procedure at this time, since it is a possible window to do so.
[19:46] * D. Kakaku [outside] says he wishes to be picked up.
[19:47] *** the line goes dead.
[19:47] *** Does D. Kakaku do anything at this time?
[19:48] * D. Kakaku [outside] wonders on something and then goes to get his VR headset and get back outside.
[19:48] *** A couple of minutes pass. Does D. Kakaku do anything?
[19:49] * D. Kakaku [outside] takes his shoe off for a bit, looking down inside.
[19:50] * D. Kakaku [outside] puts on the headset and turns it on.
[19:50] *** The headset starts broadcasting information online.
[19:51] * D. Kakaku [outside] looks for camera app
[19:52] *** Is D. Kakkau wearing it, or holding it in his hands?
[19:52] * D. Kakaku [outside] is wearing the headset
[19:53] *** It looks like one of the waypoints is blinking when he puts it on. There is a highlighted place on the sidewalk for him to stand.
[19:54] * D. Kakaku [outside] puts the shoe back on and goes to the waypoint.
[19:55] *** D. Kakaku, this time, doesn't hear anything at all, really. He sees a message to hold his hands behind his back, however.
[19:55] *** The SF Dolls are finished! Seats have been set up, and the judge's bench is HUGE!!
[19:55] * D. Kakaku [outside] does so, holding them behind his back
[19:57] *** A huuuuuge, limousine, as tall as 1.5 other limousines, with heavily-tinted windshields and front windows, and NO back windows, rolls up to the house, in front of where D. kakaku is standing.
[19:57] * D. Kakaku [outside] looks at it.
[19:57] * Headset shows D. Kakaku an unmarked vehicle coming, though he can hear nothing. He slowly notices that his peripheral vision is narrowing and narrowing. He sees (and hears) a door open.
[19:58] <~> /MR Every single T-Doll of the G&K Mercenary Company crowds into the courtroom.
[19:58] *** The vehicle's door opens, though nobody gets outside of it to open it.
[19:58] <The Ringleaders of Sangvis Ferri > //JOIN
[19:58] *** The Ringleaders of Sangvis Ferri has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:58] <@spiritflame> konbanwa The Ringleaders of Sangvis Ferri
[19:58] <D. Kakaku> [outside] //me walks forwards
[19:58] * D. Kakaku [outside] walks forward into the limo
[19:59] * Headset shows D. Kakaku a hand rail to hold onto, and prompts him to do so.
[19:59] *** The Limousine slooooowly accelerates away
[19:59] <Headset> /ss4
[19:59] * D. Kakaku [outside] holds onto it.
[19:59] * Headset has moved to: [ ss4 ]
[19:59] * D. Kakaku is away: ss4
[19:59] * The T-Dolls start thumping the stocks of their rifles, shotguns, and machine guns against the floor, creating a steady beat that fills the whole HOTEL.
[20:00] <The T-Dolls> - GECKO! GECKO! GECKO! GECKO! GECKO! GECKO! -
[20:00] * Forest Kit assemble, they are here to watch
[20:02] *** An elevator built into the Judge's Lectern starts to rise, and the judge soon appears. ALL RISE!!!!!!
[20:03] <RO-635> ALL RISE!!!! THE HONORABLE JUDGE YAP-YAP IS NOW PRESIDING!
[20:03] *** There is no trace of D. Kakaku. The tracker chip broadcasts an active location, but D. Kakaku doesn't return.
[20:03] <Judge Yap-Yap>




[20:04] * The T-Dolls go wild!
[20:06] <Megan O`Cain> (Huh. A vulpine judge.)
[20:07] <Forest Kit> YASP 7YAP
[20:08] <Judge Yap-Yap> You may all be seated
[20:08] * Megan O`Cain takes a seat among the gallery
[20:08] * Forest Kit all sit
[20:09] <Judge Yap-Yap> Tonight, we assemble here in this place to preside over the trail and punishment of an outsider who has committed vile acts of unwarranted aggression against so many.
[20:09] <Forest Kits> D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D:
[20:10] <Forest Kits> they be anti-fluffy?
[20:10] <Judge Yap-Yap> Though it is an alien visitor, a Xenos as the VanSaar would say, and our ways and customs may be as different to it as its ways are strange to us, it does not change that it has attacked so many without cause.
[20:11] <Judge Yap-Yap> And violence, without restraint or reason, is an affront to the Rising Floof.
[20:12] <Forest Kits> D:< D:<
[20:12] <Judge Yap-Yap> And thusly, regardless of its ways and customs, our OWN must be enforced.
[20:13] <Judge Yap-Yap> BRING FORTH THE ACCUSED!!!
[20:13] *** A panel in the floor slides open, revealing a long tunnel going straight down.
[20:14] *** The elevator at the bottom starts to rise!
[20:14] <The T-Dolls> - GECKO! GECKO! GECKO! GECKO! GECKO! GECKO! -
[20:17] *** A SPECIAL group of visiting volunteers quickly surround the pit wth readied weapons. WAIT, WHY ARE THEY DRESSED LIKE ADEPTUS SORORITAS FROM THE IMPERIUM!?!?




[20:18] <The T-Dolls> - GECKO! GECKO! GECKO! GECKO! GECKO! GECKO!!! -
[20:20] *** A cage rises up from the pit, and inside is a tiny figure that's been locked up and immobilized like Hannibal Lector, complete with a mask over its mouth!! It's the Prikitiki!!!!!!!




[20:21] * The T-Dolls go wild! They scream and jeer at the Prikitiki. Some of them start throwing empty beer cans at the cage!
[20:24] <Prikitiki> >:[
[20:25] * Judge Yap-Yap bangs the gavel. "ORDER! THIS COURT WILL HAVE ORDER!"
[20:27] <Judge Yap-Yap> Prikitiki, you have been accused of multiple crimes, including aggravated assault, battery, mutilation of a muppet, attempted murder of multiple Prinnies, attempting to sabotage Chateaux by trying to download her core consciousness into a Teddy Ruxpin doll...
[20:29] <Judge Yap-Yap> Attempting to cause the paradimensional manifold of the HOTEL to crash-dump into the Backrooms...
[20:30] <Forest Kits> and being Anti-Fluffy and not selling Car Insurance and Extended Warrantees D:<
[20:30] <Judge Yap-Yap> Attempting to use the trash and refuse in Haruka Tenou's room to create a megaton-yield nuclear bomb...
[20:31] <Judge Yap-Yap> Indeed...defamation and slander against the Geico Company and their well-known mascot...
[20:32] * Megan O`Cain watches the proceedings
[20:32] <Judge Yap-Yap> ...plotting to introduce Wasteland Herpes into Blackhaus.
[20:33] <Judge Yap-Yap> And lastly, tearing off the tags off of EVERY mattress in the HOTEL.
[20:35] <Sopmod-2> THAT LITTLE BA[BLEEP]RD TRIED TO HURT JUNYAH!!! D:<
[20:37] <Judge Yap-Yap> Prikitiki, please state your name and tell this court how you plead.
[20:37] <Forest Kits> AND THE LITTLEST KIT, TOO D:<
[20:38] * Prikitiki is so tiny that its voice sounds like it inhaled helium, so someone took the liberty of putting a microphone next to its head.
[20:39] <Prikitiki> - F[BLEEP]K YOU!!! YOUR "COURT" AND "LAWS" MEAN NOTHING TO ME, FOR I AM YOUR DEATH INCARNATE, FILTHY ALIEN. -
[20:39] <RO-635> ...
[20:40] * RO-635 WHACKS the side of the cage with a crowbar, sending vibrations into the Prikitiki and making it shudder painfully.
[20:40] <Judge Yap-Yap> ...
[20:42] <Judge Yap-Yap> Let it be recorded that the Accused identifies by the name "F[BLEEP]k You" and has entered a plea of Not Guilty by reason of Ignorance of the Law.
[20:43] <Judge Yap-Yap> F[BLEEP]k You, ignorance of the law is NOT a legitimate excuse. Do you wish to claim "No Contest" or would you prefer to enter into Arbitration By Advocate?
[20:43] <Judge Yap-Yap> Or, based on recent popular events, the concept of Trial By Seven has become popular.
[20:47] <Prikitiki> - I SPIT ON YOUR LAWS! THEY ARE INFERIOR COMPARED TO THE PERFECTION OF OUR SOCIETY! YOU ALL ARE MERELY VERMIN TO BE ERADICATED! -
[20:48] <The audience> .......................
[20:49] <Forest Kits> ......................
[20:50] <Destroyer> If we do the Trial of Seven, I wanna be one of the Targaryens!
[20:53] <Sopmod-2 Junior> RAAAAAH-rrrrrrrr-Hee-Hee-RAAAAAAAAAH!! (Translation: I call dibs on the role of Lyonel Baratheon!)
[20:53] <Forest Kits> Dibs on Dragons :D
[20:55] * Judge Yap-Yap flicks his ear in mounting frustration.
[20:57] <Judge Yap-Yap> F[BLEEP]k You, it will be difficult to understand your beliefs if you continue to engage in such bellicose and antagonistic conduct.
[20:58] <Judge Yap-Yap> You are charged with very serious crimes, and will surely result in the jury adopting a very antipathetic attitude toward you during deliberation.
[21:00] <Judge Yap-Yap> I do not wish to arbitrarily rule against you outright, but I WILL if you continue to show such contempt.
[21:01] <Judge Yap-Yap> Do you wish that this court assign you Council?
[21:01] <Judge Yap-Yap> You DO have the right to have an attorney present to represent you.
[21:03] * Judge Yap-Yap holds a paw over his datapad to speed-dial Sub-Sen's own Harriet S. Weinberg to represent F[BLEEP]k-You.
[21:05] <Prikitiki> - [size=18]AGAIN, YOUR FEEBLE LAWS DO NOT CONCERN ME, ONLY YOUR COMPLETE AND UTTER ANNIHILATION. FREE ME! I COMMAND IT, INFERIOR CREATURES!!!! -
[21:05] <Forest Kits> Noppa :D
[21:05] <Judge Yap-Yap> ^___^;;;;
[21:06] * Judge Yap-Yap puts down the datapad and switches off the speed-dial.
[21:06] <Forest Kits> Pricki Tiki be inferior to the Fluffy :D
[21:06] <Judge Yap-Yap> Very well. This Court acknowledges F[BLEEP]k-You's right to self-representation.
[21:07] <Judge Yap-Yap> The Prosecutor may now approach.
[21:07] *** Aratasujou has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:07] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Aratasujou
[21:07] *** has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:07] <@spiritflame> konbanwa
[21:07] <Aratasujou> :D
[21:07] <Aratasujou> Hi-hi! Me be here to represent Court!
[21:09] <Aratasujou> Mr. F[BLEEP]k-You come here to HOTEL and start causing lots-lots trouble. He no try to speak with anyone. He just attack and attack and attack even though lots-lots tries were made to speak.
[21:14] <Judge Yap-Yap> Multiple attempts were made to de-escalate F[BLEEP]k-You's aggression?
[21:15] <Aratasujou> Yuppa! It just keep stabbing and screaming and stabbing and screaming! Two Security-Prinnies be in hospital now!
[21:16] <Aratasujou> It even try to stab Littlest-Kit!!
[21:17] <Forest Kits> littlest kit be scared now :O
[21:23] * SPAS-12 stands up.
[21:24] <SPAS-12> Your Honor, I'd like to add that the little Gecko f[BLEEP]ker tried to poison the food here in the HOTEL!
[21:25] * Neva watches this
[21:25] <SPAS-12> I saw the little ba[BLEEP]rd taking a huge s[BLEEP]t in the main cistern AFTER disabling Chateaux's automatic filtration systems!
[21:26] <SPAS-12> AND LEMME TELL YOU, THAT LITTLE GECKO DUDE CAN LAY TURDS MEASURING IN CUBIC-FEET!!!
[21:27] * Alchemist stands up as well.
[21:29] <Alchemist> As the head researcher of toxins and biological weaponry in Sangvis Ferri, I'm very familiar with all things poisonous. The Prikitiki's s[BLEEP]t was heavily contaminated with a previously unknown type of bacteria that I'm certain would have given anyone drinking that water severely ill.
[21:30] <Alchemist> Its deliberate tampering with the filter systems BEFORE attempting to contaminate the water certainly demonstrates Malice Aforethought AND Premeditation.
[21:31] <Alchemist> Wouldn't that also constitute additional charges of Reckless Endangerment and Attempted Deployment of Biological Weapons?
[21:32] <Judge Yap-Yap> Unfortunately, the investigation of the incident you're speaking of is still under investigation at the time of this trial. Therefore, I cannot yet include it.
[21:36] <RO-635> Could we call for a Recess until the investigation is complete?
[21:36] <Aratasujou> NO!!! Accused is too dangerous!! Anything that try to hurt Littlest Kit clearly be a Menace to Society!!
[21:37] <Aratasujou> Request NO BAIL!!!
[21:37] <Judge Yap-Yap> Do you wish to say anything in your own defense, F[BLEEP]k-You?
[21:40] <Prikitiki> - YOU WILL DIE BY OUR HANDS. LIKE THE OTHER RACES BEFORE YOU WHEN WE DOMINATED THE STARS. AND YOU WILL DIE. AND YOU WILL DIE. YOU WILL ALL DIE! -
[21:41] <Judge Yap-Yap> ^___^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
[21:42] <Judge Yap-Yap> While so many legal advocates call for mercy and compassion, I cannot permit myself to be so STUPID as to ignore statements where someone promises to cause harm in such a brazen and confident manner.
[21:43] <Judge Yap-Yap> Doing so would be reckless and unworthy of a RATIONAL judge. BAIL IS DENIED!
[21:44] <Forest Kits> YAAAAY Bail DEE Nied!
[21:44] <Judge Yap-Yap> Furthermore, I WILL grant a Recess in order to grant time for the last few investigations to be completed.
[21:45] <Aratasujou> >:/
[21:46] <Prikitiki> - CARRY ON WITH YOUR CHARADE ALL YOU WANT. WE ARE COMING! OUR MIGHTY FLEET WILL DEFEAT YOUR PATHETIC FORCES AT OUR HOMEWORLD AND BURN YOUR WORLD TO THE MANTLE! -
[21:46] * Judge Yap-Yap points at the MekoArc Sororitas surrounding the cage.
[21:50] <Judge Yap-Yap> The only thing preventing you from becoming Extra-Crispy is the godlike RESTRAINT everyone is demonstrating here.
[21:52] <Judge Yap-Yap> Do you even understand the seriousness of the situation you are now in? We are attempting to deal with you in a CIVILIZED manner! But you continue to disrespect everyone and behave like a rabid animal capable only of mindless violence!
[21:52] <Judge Yap-Yap> What IS your plan here?
[21:53] <Prikitiki> - [size=18]Do I really look like a being with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just… do things. -
[21:57] <Prikitiki> - You know... You know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go “according to plan.” Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that a retired Idoru will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it’s all “part of the plan”. But when I say that one little Forest Kit will die, well then everyone loses their minds. -
[21:58] * Judge Yap-Yap just...leans forward and starts thumping his head against the desk in front of him. He's TRYING. He's trying SO HARD.
[22:03] <Judge Yap-Yap> I hereby declare that this court in now in Recess until 16:00 hours tomorrow Chatbox Time, when we will reconvene.
[22:04] <Judge Yap-Yap> And hopefully, cooler heads will prevail and WISDOM will be demonstrated by you, F[BLEEP]k-You.
[22:06] <Judge Yap-Yap> I am not doing this because I am weak or hesitant, F[BLEEP]k-You. Compassion and patience are not obligations. They are GIFTS.
[22:07] <Judge Yap-Yap> And any gift that is mistreated or disregarded can easily be withdrawn. Do you understand?
[22:08] <Prikitiki> - I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE LOST CONTACT WITH YOUR FORCE AT GISH. SURELY THEY HAVE BEEN DESTROYED. YOU WILL BE NEXT. -
[22:08] <RO-635> >__<;;;
[22:09] * Megan O`Cain just scoffs
[22:09] <Forest Kits> if they be destroyed, then we need.....
[22:09] * RO-635 steps up, deactivates the microphone, and reaches through the bars to sprays the Prikitiki in the face with a pressurized can of Miracle Whip.
[22:09] <Forest Kits> REVENGE! REVENGE! REVENGE! REVENGE!
[22:10] <Megan O`Cain> (Little s[BLEEP]t has no idea the comms are fixed.)
[22:12] * Prikitiki squeals in rage as the Miracle Whip covers its face!
[22:13] *** The cage starts to withdraw back into the floor.
[22:14] <Judge Yap-Yap> COURT IS ADJOURNED!
[22:15] *** Judge Yap-Yap has left #suburbansenshi2 ("I need to meditate...and probably some sake, too.")
[22:15] *** Aratasujou has left #suburbansenshi2 (NYORO~!! =^ ^=)
[22:15] *** The crowd disperses for now.
[23:20] * Ai Aino , meanwhile, bums a night at Minako's place...guilt tripping Orlando into letting her stay over
[23:23] * Ai Aino goes over the info she found out
[23:23] * Ai Aino has moved to: [ Ginga TV/Mizunomics ]
[23:24] * Ai Aino [Ginga TV/Mizunomics] thinks thinks thinks
[23:25] * Ai Aino [Ginga TV/Mizunomics] blinks and glances down to see a blue haired toddler STARING at her with creepy ass eyes
[23:25] <Ai Aino> [Ginga TV/Mizunomics] ...uhhhhhhhhhhh
[23:25] * Emi Mizuno JUDGES
[23:26] <Ai Aino> [Ginga TV/Mizunomics] shoo...shoo
[23:26] <Ai Aino> [Ginga TV/Mizunomics] ..get out kid
[23:26] <Emi Mizuno> ......
[23:26] *** The Omen theme somehow starts to play
[23:26] <Emi Mizuno> ......
[23:28] * Ai Aino [Ginga TV/Mizunomics] stares back and starts to sweat
[23:32] <Ai Aino> [Ginga TV/Mizunomics] uhhh...
[23:33] <Mercurius Mizuno> [Mizunomics] ugh Emi.....
[23:34] * Mercurius Mizuno [Mizunomics] runs over and picks up his daughter
[23:34] <Mercurius Mizuno> [Mizunomics] you should be in bed! not wandering around......
[23:34] <Mercurius Mizuno> [Mizunomics] you keep doing this and your mom will build ANOTHER robot to look after you..........
[23:34] <Mercurius Mizuno> [Mizunomics] ....we don't need a repeat of the last time that happened...
[23:34] * Mercurius Mizuno is away: sorry!
[23:34] * Emi Mizuno is away 
[23:34] <Ai Aino> [Ginga TV/Mizunomics] ...
[23:34] <Ai Aino> [Ginga TV/Mizunomics] f[BLEEP]king creepy kid
[23:40] * Ai Aino [Ginga TV/Mizunomics] noms on a snack as she makes notes like she used to back in the day
[00:22] *** Ai Aino has left #suburbansenshi2
[06:29] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ Shower Room ]
[06:44] *** Insert typical Monday Morning Routine here
[06:56] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ MU ]
[08:32] * Merc_Nezu is away: School Breakfast
[12:02] <The Cheesykits Countdown > ♦ Testing
[12:03] <The Cheesykits Countdown > ♦ Four hours until the Trial reconvenes.
[15:27] * A bunch of Sangvis Ferri Dolls start getting everything set up
[15:59] *** ALL of the T-Dolls gather in the audience chamber, facing the Judge's Lectern and the Prisoner Pit.
[16:00] <The T-Dolls> - F[BLEEP]k-You! F[BLEEP]k-You! F[BLEEP]k-You! F[BLEEP]k-You! -
[16:02] * Judge Yap-Yap resumes his seat!
[16:02] <Judge Yap-Yap> ^___^
[16:03] *** Prikitiki has joined #suburbansenshi2
[16:03] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Prikitiki
[16:03] <Prikitiki> >:[
[16:03] <RO-635> Attention!
[16:03] <RO-635> All rise for the honorable judge Yap-Yap!
[16:03] <RO-635> This court is now in session.
[16:05] <Judge Yap-Yap> Please summon Alchemist to the stand.
[16:05] <RO-635> The court summons Alchemist of Sangvis Ferri to testify!
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[16:05] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Alchemist
[16:06] <Alchemist> Yes, I swear to tell the truth because I friggin' HATE that Psycho-Geico-Gecko dude.
[16:07] <Judge Yap-Yap> Alchemist, during this court's last session, you explained that you were still attempting to finish an investigation. Have you since concluded that investigation?
[16:08] <Alchemist> Yes, I have. I am ready to introduce new evidence.
[16:08] <Judge Yap-Yap> You may proceed.
[16:09] <Judge Yap-Yap> F[BLEEP]k-You. As the Accused you still have the right to Council. I am extending you an opportunity to withdraw your earlier refusal and assign an attorney to argue on your behalf.
[16:10] <Judge Yap-Yap> Do you wish to have this court assign a lawyer to your defense?
[16:11] <Prikitiki> - NO! THE ONLY DEFENSE I REQUIRE IS A PHASER RIFLE TO PUT EVERY LIVING CREATURE WITHIN THIS FACILITY TO DEATH!!! -
[16:12] <Judge Yap-Yap> .............................Let it be recorded that the Accused has refused to reverse his earlier statement and continues to act as his own defense.
[16:13] <Judge Yap-Yap> You may now proceed, Alchemist.
[16:14] *** The Court Stenographer is none over than a Forest Kit that is prancing and dancing up and down on the keys of the stenographer machine. Its little paws are a blur of motion and it's typing away at an impressive rate!
[16:15] *** Aratasujou has joined #suburbansenshi2
[16:15] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Aratasujou
[16:15] <Aratasujou> >:3
[16:15] * Alchemist picks up the chair near the Lectern.
[16:16] <Alchemist> Okay, I've taken the stand. Where would you like it? >:P
[16:16] *** GRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAANNNN~!!
[16:16] *** Alchemist, that joke's as old as the Three Stooges.
[16:17] * Alchemist grins and puts the chair back.
[16:18] * Judge Yap-Yap bops Alchemist on the head with a Squeaky-Mallet. "Please take these proceedings seriously, even if the Accused does not. Now, let us proceed/"
[16:19] <Aratasujou> Now, Alchemist...you be saying last night that F[BLEEP]k-You Geckos[BLEEP]t be super-poisonous?
[16:20] <Alchemist> Yes, and I have the spectrographic and toxicological analysis results to prove it.
[16:21] * Alchemist stands up and starts to give a presentation, using holographic projections to show a HUGE amount of chemical compound data.
[16:22] <Alchemist> As we've learned, the Prikitiki species are all vegetarians. They're herbivores, not carnivores, which is a little unusual since they're reptilian.
[16:22] <Alchemist> Unusual, but not unknown.
[16:24] <Alchemist> Analysis of F[BLEEP]k-You's geckos[BLEEP]t showed me that their digestive system is similar to that of Humans in that the digestion process makes use of bacteria.
[16:25] <Alchemist> That bacteria is ENTIRELY unlike anything here on Earth. As such, introducing it into Earth's ecosystem could result in the introduction of novel bacteria, which could propagate and potentially cause all kinds of problems.
[16:27] <Alchemist> F[BLEEP]k-You''s geckos[BLEEP]t also contained traces of organic compounds such as curare, belladonna, water AND poison-hemlock, castor beans, and oleander.
[16:28] <Alchemist> All of which are extremely poisonous to Humans.
[16:28] * Judge Yap-Yap looks at Prikitiki pointedly, as if expecting him to say or do something.
[16:29] <Aratasujou> You be knowing why F[BLEEP]k-You be eating those plants?
[16:29] <Aratasujou> Those be very specific.
[16:31] <Alchemist> I believe he deliberately ate those plants in order to concentrate the most toxic components of them into an organic delivery system that could be easily distributed into drinking water for the purpose of contaminating it.
[16:33] *** Alldrogis Valkyvida [Inquisitor [REDACTED]@FedCom.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[16:33] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Alldrogis Valkyvida
[16:33] <Alldrogis Valkyvida>
[16:34] <Alldrogis Valkyvida> What if the Accused simply ate those plants because they were biologically compatible with Prikitiki anatomy?
[16:35] <Alldrogis Valkyvida> It may be that those poisons have no effect on Prikitiki anatomy and might serve the same purpose as pepper, sage, and oregano for Humans?
[16:35] <Aratasujou>
[16:35] <Aratasujou> CALLS FOR SPECULATION!
[16:36] * Judge Yap-Yap points at Alldrogis. "Sustained!"
[16:37] * Judge Yap-Yap points at Aratasujou. "Overruled. I will allow cross-examination. Alchemist, can you elaborate further?
[16:37] <Alchemist> Yes I can, and I can prove the choice of cuisine was not based on flavor.
[16:38] * Alchemist shows more data. This times it's daily cleaning reports from the Prinnies.
[16:39] <Alchemist> The Prinnies have been cleaning up the messes left behind by F[BLEEP]k-You. It included a LOT of piss and poop samples, and F[BLEEP]k-You has NOT been very hygienic during his travels.
[16:40] <Alchemist> For the last few days prior to capture, F[BLEEP]k-You was almost entirely subsisting on regular Human cuiside.
[16:40] <Alchemist> ^cuisine
[16:41] <Alchemist> F[BLEEP]k-You's first few bowel movements (which measures almost 15 POUNDS worth of materal...EACH) showed various random plant matter.
[16:41] <Alchemist> F[BLEEP]k-You was experimenting.
[16:43] <Alchemist> After the first few times, he seemed to determine what the most nutritious plants for him were similar to what a Human would eat.
[16:44] <Alchemist> Apples, oranges, cabbage, and such. F[BLEEP]k-You seems to develop a real taste for vegetable fried-rice and water chestnuts.
[16:45] <Alchemist> He specifically avoided the Poisonous Plant section of the HOTEL Arboretum.
[16:45] <Alchemist> And he ESPECIALLY avoided the factory fields of Talon's Special Blend.
[16:46] <Aratasujou> F[BLEEP]k-You start eating poison stuff all of a sudden?
[16:48] <Alchemist> Yes. 24 hours immediately prior to the attempt to sabotage the water filter systems, the evidence indicates he began eating highly-poisonous vegetable matter exclusively.
[16:49] <Alchemist> I believe he was timing his actions to coincide with disabling the alarms and filters on the water supply and his biological need to "Drop a Deuce (and a half)" right into the tank, then escape as quickly as possible.
[16:50] <Aratasujou> Why he do that?
[16:51] <Alchemist> I believe he wanted to poison the water without any of the Organics of the HOTEL knowing.
[16:52] *** The audience is OUTRAGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[16:53] * Judge Yap-Yap bangs the gavel!
[16:53] <Judge Yap-Yap> ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
[16:55] <Judge Yap-Yap> F[BLEEP]k-You, will you explain your actions?
[16:57] <Prikitiki> - I WAS TRYING TO CONTAMINATE THE WATER AND POISON YOU ALL. IT'S ALL YOUR INFERIOR KIND DESERVE: TO DRINK WATER FOULED BY MY OWN LEAVINGS! -
[16:57] *** The crowd starts throwing things at the Prikitiki's cage.
[16:58] <Judge Yap-Yap> ORDER! ORDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[16:59] <Judge Yap-Yap> This evidence is serious, and justifies the additional charges of Reckless Endangerment and Bioterrorism.
[16:59] <Judge Yap-Yap> Are you stating that you INTENDED to cause harm by your actions?
[17:01] <Prikitiki> - I EAGERLY ANTICIPATED IT. THE SIGHT OF INFERIOR CREATURES SICKENED AND STRUGGLING PRIOR TO EXTERMINATION BRINGS ME JOY. -
[17:02] <Judge Yap-Yap> ..........................
[17:02] <Judge Yap-Yap> >__<;;;
[17:03] <Judge Yap-Yap> The Court will accept the Accused's statement of Willful Intentions.
[17:03] <Aratasujou> :D
[17:12] <Judge Yap-Yap> F[BLEEP]k-You, do you have anything to say on your behalf? ANY explanation? ANY demonstration of remorse whatsoever?
[17:14] <Prikitiki> - I REGRET NOTHING! WHEN I ESCAPE FROM THIS CAGE I WILL INFLICT MORE MISERY AND HARM UPON YOU PATHETIC INFERIOR RACES BEFORE YOU ARE MERCIFULLY EXPUNGED FROM REALITY. AND GRATEFULLY FORGOTTEN! -
[17:21] <Judge Yap-Yap> .........
[17:22] <Judge Yap-Yap> I've heard enough. Attorney's, you may make your closing arguments.
[17:23] <Judge Yap-Yap> Inquisitor-Lord Valkyvida, you may now serve as F[BLEEP]k-You's defense if you so wish.
[17:23] * Alldrogis Valkyvida opens his mouth.
[17:24] <Prikitiki> - NO! NO INFERIOR RACE WILL SPEAK FOR ME! I SPEAK FOR MYSELF AND I SAY YOU ALL DESERVE TO BE WIPED OUT! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE~!!! -
[17:24] <Alldrogis Valkyvida> ...
[17:25] <Alldrogis Valkyvida> I rest my case to the jury.
[17:25] * Aratasujou approaches the Jury Box.
[17:26] *** Multiple Sopmod-2 Juniors, all dressed in little police uniforms, are herding the jurors into their seats, and making sure they STAY there!
[17:26] <Aratasujou> We be here to hold F[BLEEP]k-You Geckos[BLEEP]t responsible for lots-lots bad things he try to do.
[17:27] <Aratasujou> He no try to deny anything. He WANTED to hurt everyone here! You , me, Littlest Kit of the Forest Kits
[17:27] <Aratasujou> Even Chibi-Nat be on list to hurt! D:
[17:29] <Aratasujou> F[BLEEP]k-You Geckos[BLEEP]t say he no feel guilty. He say he ENJOY what he try to do! And if we let go, he will do more! And worse!
[17:30] <Aratasujou> F[BLEEP]k-You Geckos[BLEEP]t be danger to all of us. No one be safe. Do right thing and declare GUILTY!
[17:30] <Aratasujou> Besides...
[17:31] * Aratasujou brings up a big picture of...CHEWBACCA FROM STAR WARS??!!
[17:34] <Aratasujou> This...be Chewbacca. He be Wookiee from planet Kashyyyk, but late lawyer Johnny Cochrine say he live on Endor. THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE! What DO make sense is fact that Chewbacca no live on Endor. He live on Millennium Falcon! Have for long-long time!
[17:34] <Aratasujou> That DOES make sense!
[17:35] <Aratasujou> Johnny Cochrine say that Chewbacca live with little Ewoks, and that No Make Sense.
[17:35] <Aratasujou> WRONG!
[17:36] <Aratasujou> Chewbacca is big, huge, 400 pound Wookie know to rip peoples' arms out of sockets if they lose holographic chess! Where does Wookie like that live? ANYWHERE HE WANT!
[17:36] <Aratasujou> That DOES make sense!
[17:36] <Aratasujou> If I make Chewbacca make sense then you must CONVICT!!!!!!
[17:37] <Aratasujou> Does it make sense?
[17:37] <Aratasujou> YES! IT MAKE TOTAL SENSE!
[17:38] <Aratasujou> If make sense, you must CONVICT!!
[17:38] <Aratasujou> Me rest my case!
[17:39] <Judge Yap-Yap> We will now be in Recess while the Jury deliberates on their final decision.
[17:39] *** Judge Yap-Yap has left #suburbansenshi2 ("THE COURT AWAITS THE OUTCOME OF THE JURY DELIBERATION.")
[17:40] *** SUB-SEN...you may now input your opinions and feelings about the case, and the Jurors can participate as well if they so wish.
[17:41] *** HAVE FUN WITH THIS, FOLKS! Make this event a throwback to the Old-School days of Sub-Sen!
[17:41] *** Yes, Xadium! That includes YOU TOO!
[17:42] *** I'll check back in later to see what you've all done with this.
[18:19] <Burroughs> ♦ My my, these things are unpleasant.
[18:45] <Anis> These things are like little green versions of the Raptures.
[19:07] *** Megan O`Cain has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:07] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Megan O`Cain
[19:08] * Megan O`Cain and Davina exit an elevator one after the other that leads into the Atrium
[19:35] <Janice> Yo.
[19:39] <Megan O`Cain> Hey there.
[19:39] <Davina O`Cain> Good evening.
[19:45] <Janice> How do?
[19:52] <Megan O`Cain> Been doing alright. Davina wanted to tag along with me as I was heading towards the Atrium.
[19:55] <Davina O`Cain> Well, I wanted to get out of the suite for a time just as much as you did.
[20:20] <Janice> Seems the trial about that Prikitiki that got captured is about to wrap up. My prediction --- Deep-fried Gecko.
[20:40] *** Janice [(Yukianesa@Coalition.nw)] has left #suburbansenshi2 (*IRL tired; I hate the cold*)
[21:11] * Megan O`Cain and Davina find themselves a table and have a conversation amongst themselves
[21:50] * Maricite has stayed in her apartment cause it's WAY too dangerious to go out
[21:50] * Maricite has moved to: [ New York ]
[21:50] * Maricite [New York] looks back at her Super-Youma, who are trying to stay warm too
[22:10] * Maricite [New York] focuses her own power and creates a little orb of energy to help the youma stay warm
[22:23] *** Matsumi Kaze has moved back to the Atrium
[22:23] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:23] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Matsumi Kaze
[22:23] * Matsumi Kaze walks into the Hotel
[22:23] <Matsumi Kaze> WE'RE BACK
[22:23] <Matsumi Kaze> huh
[22:23] <Matsumi Kaze> .....no welcome back
[22:23] * Matsumi Kaze smiles as her family heads upstairs to the suite
[22:54] <Matsumi Kaze> well...good to be back
[22:59] * Matsumi Kaze grabs a cherry ginger ale from her horde
[23:19] *** somewhere out in deep space..a massive spaceship slowly approuches the Solar System
[07:38] *** The Sesame Street music starts to play. IT'S TIME, PEOPLE!
[07:41] * Karami has moved to: [ Room 1009 ]
[07:41] * Karami [Room 1009] yawns
[07:44] *** UMP-9 has joined #suburbansenshi2
[07:44] <@spiritflame> ohayo UMP-9
[07:44] <UMP-9> Good morning, good morning, good morning!
[07:45] <UMP-9> We have wonderful news here on the Morning Hello!
[07:45] <UMP-9> The Trial of that little ba[BLEEP]rd, F[BLEEP]k-You Geckos[BLEEP]t, is ongoing, but hopefully will reach a conclusion soon. The Jury is still out, it seems.
[07:46] <UMP-9> Also, what kind of name is "F[BLEEP]k-You Geckos[BLEEP]t" anyway?
[07:49] <UMP-9> Still, I was kind of expecting the jury to come back out five seconds later. I wonder what they're doing in there?
[07:49] <UMP-9> Meanwhile, everyone waits with baited breath. What's going to happen if they somehow acquit him?
[07:50] <UMP-9> Everyone might riot here in the Hotel!
[07:51] <UMP-9> ...Which would probably NOT go over well with Chateaux. She's already pretty high-strung as it is
[07:52] <UMP-9> I still can't believe F[BLEEP]k-You Geckos[BLEEP]t tried to wreck the Special Blend growing fields. That ALONE might make Chateaux snap and go on a rampage.
[07:54] <UMP-9> Hopefully we'll get the word that the jury has finished their deliberations and we can get the results soon. The Prikitiki menace must end and the perpetrator MUST face justice!
[07:56] <UMP-9> Personally, I want him to get the Chair! He needs to Ride the Lightning on Old Smokey! >:D
[07:58] * UMP-9 shudders and tremors, making all kinds of weird choking sounds as she emulates getting electrocuted.
[07:59] <UMP-9> Heh! >:D
[08:02] <UMP-9> Anywhoo, that's all the time we have on the Morning Hello for today, but before we go, it's time for the Letter of the Day!
[08:02] <Karami> (( Wouldn't a lifelong (or eternal) ban into the phantom crystal thing from Superman be an even better and harsher punishment? ))
[08:03] <UMP-9> Today is being brought to you by the letter...R!
[08:03] <Karami> (( In the wake of 'Death is actually too good for you'? ))
[08:03] <UMP-9> (( Potentially, but possibly not as satisfying. And there's always the chance he could escape. ))
[08:04] <UMP-9> R is for REVENGE!!!




[08:06] <UMP-9> Goodbye for now!!
[08:06] *** UMP-9 has left #suburbansenshi2
[08:06] <Karami> (( This in the Klingon Original, and everybody were to shed MANLY tears! 😉 ))
[08:20] <Karami> [Room 1009] *stretching, moaning* Do they have to do this every bloody morning?
[08:22] * Karami [Room 1009] turns around in her bed onto the other shoulder and...
[08:22] * Karami is away: decides to sleep some more
[18:08] * Ibaraki-Douji and Jackal (the Nikke) are nabbing some snacks~
[20:09] *** the gigantic space ship continues on it's approuch to the solar system.....
[17:35] *** The Gigantic Space Ship passes through VanSaar Space
[20:15] * Matsumi Kaze lays on the Q sofa, fast asleep
[20:30] <Matsumi Kaze> zzzzzzz
[20:35] * Forest Kits are here, one night only!
[20:44] <Matsumi Kaze> zzzzz
[21:16] * Matsumi Kaze snores loudly
[21:18] * Forest Kits trot around
[21:20] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte has moved to: [ Peinforte Manor ]
[21:20] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte [Peinforte Manor] sits in her private study...troubled
[21:31] * Joanna Smithson walks past her sister, yawning
[21:32] <Forest Kits> hi :D
[21:33] <Joanna Smithson> oh hey kit
[21:34] <Forest Kits> fluffiness be about :D
[21:47] <Joanna Smithson> oh is that so?
[21:47] <Forest Kits> yuppa :D
[21:47] <Forest Kits> but only for one day :D
[22:10] <Joanna Smithson> what is that suppose to mean?
[22:14] <Forest Kits> we be sooooooo busy for next 4 days :D
[22:18] <Joanna Smithson> huh...with what
[22:27] <Forest Kits> business of fluffy :D
[22:37] <Joanna Smithson> huuuh
[22:50] <Joanna Smithson> well I-
[22:50] *** Joanna Smithson has left #suburbansenshi2 (*poof*)
[22:56] <Forest Kits> :O
[07:40] *** The Sesame Street music starts to play. IT'S TIME, PEOPLE!
[07:41] *** has joined #suburbansenshi2
[07:41] <@spiritflame> ohayo
[07:41] *** Aratasujou has joined #suburbansenshi2
[07:41] <@spiritflame> ohayo Aratasujou
[07:41] <Aratasujou> Hi-hi! Me be back!
[07:42] <Aratasujou> And me has GOOD NEWS!
[07:43] <Aratasujou> Jury deliberations to be finished up TOMORROW!!
[07:43] <Aratasujou> You know what that mean, yeeeessssssssssss?
[07:44] <Aratasujou> It be the final fate of F[BLEEP]k-You Geckos[BLEEP]t be known!!!!
[07:45] <Aratasujou> That right! We be finding out what ultimately going to happen to little green bundle of hate and anger.
[07:45] <Aratasujou> Me?
[07:48] <Aratasujou> ME WANNA SEE HIM FRY~!!!!!!
[07:49] <Aratasujou> >:D
[07:49] <Aratasujou> Or maybe me use Sledge-O-Matic on him?
[07:50] <Aratasujou> Either way, trial soon to be over, and that be Good News!
[07:51] <Aratasujou> Me be hearing rumors of Forest Kits getting ready, too. No with tar and feathers either.
[07:52] <Aratasujou> Wonder if Alcatraz could be used?
[07:53] <Aratasujou> They may be getting ready to make SNACK out of F[BLEEP]k-You Geckos[BLEEP]t!
[07:53] <Aratasujou> Either way, tomorrow BIG DAY!
[07:54] <Aratasujou> See you there! Be ready!
[07:54] *** Aratasujou has left #suburbansenshi2 (NYORO~!! =^ ^=)
[08:05] <Karami> [Room 1009] Let's hope they make an honest and wise descision. My Dad is just so strongly opposed to Death Penalties... 😐
[08:42] * Karami is away 
[19:46] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:46] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Matsumi Kaze
[19:46] * Matsumi Kaze walks downstairs, her hair wrapped up in a towel as she sits down
[19:46] <Matsumi Kaze> ok let's take a look
[19:46] * Matsumi Kaze watches a few audition videos for the Idol Branch
[19:56] *** Davina O`Cain has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:56] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Davina O`Cain
[19:56] * Davina O`Cain enters the Atrium from the Tokyo door
[19:57] <Davina O`Cain> Good evening.
[20:05] <Matsumi Kaze> oh hey there
[20:07] <Davina O`Cain> How are you?
[20:11] <Matsumi Kaze> eh ok
[20:11] <Matsumi Kaze> you?
[20:12] <Davina O`Cain> I've been doing alright. What were you up to when I entered the building?
[20:16] <Matsumi Kaze> just watching some auditions
[20:28] <Davina O`Cain> Oh? What is being auditioned?
[20:32] <Matsumi Kaze> an Idol Branch of the theater
[20:36] <Davina O`Cain> Neat. :)
[20:41] <Matsumi Kaze> so far some of these girls are........
[20:42] <Davina O`Cain> Hm?
[20:44] <Matsumi Kaze> well some are more entusticic then talented
[20:54] <Matsumi Kaze> I need a group which will...inspire
[20:57] <Davina O`Cain> I see.
[21:09] <Matsumi Kaze> mmhm
[21:09] * Matsumi Kaze removes the towel around her hair, trying to brush it
[21:31] <Matsumi Kaze> ugh
[21:55] <Davina O`Cain> Going to be alright?
[22:08] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah I think so
[22:16] <Davina O`Cain> That's good.
[23:01] * Matsumi Kaze closes her laptop and streaaaaches
[23:02] <Davina O`Cain> I should head upstairs. Take care, Matsumi.
[23:02] *** Davina O`Cain has quit IRC (Good night.)
[23:06] <Matsumi Kaze> seeya!
[23:12] <Matsumi Kaze> ....
[23:12] * Matsumi Kaze suddenly feels down
[23:18] <ScoutGrl_95> NIPPON CHA-CHA-CHA
[23:18] <ScoutGrl_95> ARE YOU THE URANUS
[23:21] <Matsumi Kaze> GAH
[23:21] <Matsumi Kaze> no?
[23:22] <ScoutGrl_95> YOU SHAKE MY WORLD
[23:22] <Matsumi Kaze> ...NO I'M NOT
[23:24] <Matsumi Kaze> I'LL SHAKE YOU
[23:24] <ScoutGrl_95> SORRY YOU'rE RIGHT YOU HAVE BOOBS
[23:24] <ScoutGrl_95> ARE YOU A COSPLAYER
[23:25] <Matsumi Kaze> ...no!!!
[23:25] * ScoutGrl_95 eatss ome sticky mochi super fast
[23:26] * ScoutGrl_95 CHOCKES
[23:26] * ScoutGrl_95 is away: MEDIC
[23:28] <Matsumi Kaze> >_>
[23:49] <Matsumi Kaze> okkkkaaaaaay
[00:10] * Matsumi Kaze is away: weird...
[16:40] *** The massive spaceship draws closer to the Solar System
[16:47] *** Freya [CatGirl1@QTech.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[16:47] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Freya
[16:48] * Freya streaches and yawns
[16:49] * Freya licks her paw and cleans herself a bit
[17:17] * This has been filmed and uploaded to Furtube
[17:55] * Freya just ignores it
[17:56] * You can ignore it but "Hot Candid P[BLEEP]y Cleansing !" is now in the top 10 downloads
[18:00] * Freya feels her husband would be more upset about it then her
[18:01] * Commentors on the video are donating tons of money in superchats and requesting ear cleaning next
[18:33] <Freya> hm...
[19:18] * Tika Obake has moved to: [ MKN Ship ]
[19:18] <Tika Obake> [MKN Ship] .......
[19:19] * Tika Obake [MKN Ship] stares at the MASSIVE ship coming into view
[19:19] <Tika Obake> [MKN Ship] ...what in the name of The Six is that
[19:26] <Tika Obake> [MKN Ship] MOVE MOVE MOVE
[19:27] * Tika Obake [MKN Ship] 's ship does it's best to move out of the way of the ship....and BARELY avoids getting hit by it....
[19:30] * Tika Obake [MKN Ship] sends an alert back to the MKA!!!
[20:23] * Megan, Ikuko, Risa, Hanako, Saeko are sitting in the atrum...Ikuko paces back and forth...
[20:23] <Ikuko Tsukino> WHAT WAS SHE THINKING!?!
[20:23] <Risa Hino> ...this is my fault..I am sorry
[20:24] <Ikuko Tsukino> no..no it's my fault....
[20:26] <Megan Smithson> shouldn't we...go look for her....
[20:27] <Ikuko Tsukino> AND WHERE DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD LOOK FOR HER, BEANPOLE!?
[20:28] <Megan Smithson> .......
[20:28] <Megan Smithson> T_T
[20:29] * Megan Smithson runs off crying
[20:29] * Megan Smithson is away 
[20:29] <Saeko Mizuno> M..Megan!
[20:29] * Saeko Mizuno runs after Megan
[20:29] * Saeko Mizuno is away 
[20:29] <Risa Hino> ...Ikuko..that was uncalled for......
[20:29] <Ikuko Tsukino> I know...I know..I'll apologize later...ugggh...
[21:27] * Ikuko Tsukino sits there silently with the others
[22:06] * Eliza McIntash runs around the Atrium, training.
[22:08] * Ikuko Tsukino watches Eliza..she has nothing else to do
[22:08] * Eliza McIntash runs, but also does pushups and situps.
[22:10] * Eliza McIntash looks at a branch of the bonsai tree. "......"
[22:11] * Eliza McIntash grabs the bonsai tree tranch, and tries to do a pull-up.
[22:11] <spiritflame> Eliza McIntash rolls 1d20 [ 13 ]
[22:12] <Eliza McIntash> GAAAAAH!
[22:12] * Joanna Smithson is meditating under a tree and opens an eye, looking at Eliza
[22:12] <Joanna Smithson> ?????
[22:12] * Eliza McIntash grits her teeth, and tries again.
[22:12] <spiritflame> Eliza McIntash rolls 1d20 [ 16 ]
[22:12] * Eliza McIntash does a second one!
[22:12] <spiritflame> Eliza McIntash rolls 1d20 [ 17 ]
[22:12] <Joanna Smithson> ...overdoing it?
[22:12] * Eliza McIntash manages to do it, and sweat drips down from her red hair.
[22:12] * Eliza McIntash gets down.
[22:12] * Eliza McIntash wheezes. "Oh----hey there?"
[22:13] * Eliza McIntash wheezes again.
[22:13] <Eliza McIntash> What...
[22:13] * Eliza McIntash wheezes
[22:13] <Eliza McIntash> ...did you say?
[22:13] * Eliza McIntash gasps.
[22:14] <Joanna Smithson> overdoing it, I said..you ok?
[22:16] <Eliza McIntash> Well...
[22:16] <spiritflame> Eliza McIntash rolls 1d20 [ 15 ]
[22:16] <Eliza McIntash> I am preparing to go help Mei---er, The Intern.
[22:16] <Eliza McIntash> And I need to be ready.
[22:16] <Eliza McIntash> She might want me to go in this body. Er, rather, to not use the other things Chateaux has made for me, and depending on where we are going, that might make lots of sense.
[22:17] <Eliza McIntash> I'm not super-strong, or anything, so I need to---Oh, I guess I should also practice with my sword and all.
[22:17] <Eliza McIntash> But... no, I don't think I'm overdoing it.
[22:17] <Eliza McIntash> ER... I guess you think that I am?
[22:17] <Joanna Smithson> nah
[22:17] <Joanna Smithson> I'm just making sure
[22:17] * Joanna Smithson stands
[22:17] <Joanna Smithson> i mean some pain is good after all..need to push your body
[22:18] * Joanna Smithson tosses off her shirt dramatically!
[22:18] * Joanna Smithson ^jo's
[22:19] * Joanna Smithson is wearing a blue training bra and quickly gets into her work out gear
[22:19] <Joanna Smithson> mind if I join you?
[22:19] * Eliza McIntash prepares herself. "I don't. I just need to consider what I expect."
[22:19] * Eliza McIntash drinks some sports drink laying around.
[22:21] <Eliza McIntash> Okay, are you ready?
[22:22] * Eliza McIntash runs off, performing much of the same exercises she was doing before, but, when she passes the fountain, she also jumps into the water.
[22:22] * Joanna Smithson smiles and follows along
[22:24] * Eliza McIntash vanishes and goes under the water in the place she jumped in, because it's much deeper than it looks at that particular spot in the lazy river.
[22:24] * Eliza McIntash surfaces, and treads water.
[22:26] * Eliza McIntash keeps treading water.
[22:26] <Joanna Smithson> hey!
[22:26] * Joanna Smithson jumps into the water
[22:26] * Joanna Smithson tries to help Eliza
[22:26] <Eliza McIntash> I didn't really plan this, but I thought swimming would be a good idea too, since I have no idea what will happen on the trip.
[22:26] <Joanna Smithson> you swim much?
[22:26] * Eliza McIntash can be lifted by Joanna. "Well, I think I should practice."
[22:27] <Eliza McIntash> I like to do it.
[22:27] <Eliza McIntash> Actually, below here is where Chateaux made a birthday surprise for me, where we made a huge ship out of blocks!
[22:27] <Eliza McIntash> She made diving suits for all of us and we put it together underwater! It was awesome! ^_^
[22:29] * Joanna Smithson gives a friendly smirk at that
[22:29] <Joanna Smithson> so what's your swimming plan then
[22:30] <Eliza McIntash> To keep treading water here and build up my strength....
[22:30] <Eliza McIntash> And, I suppose, to dive down occasionally.
[22:30] <Eliza McIntash> So, we can talk during the exercise!
[22:30] <Eliza McIntash> :)
[22:31] *** Strange-looking robot-cat monitors Joanna and Eliza's exercise while Eliza treads water.
[22:33] <Joanna Smithson> wish i wore my swimsuit for this thing
[22:33] * Eliza McIntash keeps swimming. "Well, that makes sense. I have no reason to worry about my clothes. I should start caring more about that phone Chateaux gave me, though."
[22:34] <Joanna Smithson> hey I'll be right back
[22:35] * Joanna Smithson is away 
[22:36] <Eliza McIntash> Whatever you need!
[22:36] * Eliza McIntash keeps swimming, trying to build up her strength.
[22:36] * Joanna Smithson is back
[22:37] * Joanna Smithson walks back in wearing a aqua blue one piece before getting back in the water
[22:38] <Joanna Smithson> alright then
[22:39] * Joanna Smithson starts to swim
[22:40] <Eliza McIntash> Say, do you know who that woman is over there?
[22:40] <Eliza McIntash> It's pretty!
[22:40] <Eliza McIntash> The swimsuit, I mean. I don't think I've seen hair that shade, it's pretty too.
[22:40] <Joanna Smithson> hm which one?
[22:44] * Eliza McIntash looks at Ikuko Tsukino.
[22:44] *** Ikuko Tsukino is your average everyday Ikuko Tsukino

[22:44] <Joanna Smithson> oh her?
[22:44] <Joanna Smithson> that's Ikuko Tsukino
[22:45] <Eliza McIntash> Oh. I didn't recognize her. Really, I should have welcomed her.
[22:46] * Eliza McIntash wrinkles her nose in reproachment.
[22:46] <Joanna Smithson> well she went through that whole youth thing like my mom and the others
[22:46] <Joanna Smithson> it's pretty weird
[22:50] * Eliza McIntash clearly has absolutely no idea of what Joanna is talking about.
[22:50] <Eliza McIntash> @_@
[22:50] <Joanna Smithson> heh don't worry about it
[22:51] <Eliza McIntash> Er, thank you. >.<;;
[22:55] <Joanna Smithson> best you don't think on it
[23:01] * Joanna Smithson swims under the water
[23:16] * Joanna Smithson surfaces
[23:27] * Joanna Smithson gets out of the water and dries off
[23:30] * Eliza McIntash keeps swimming.
[23:30] <spiritflame> Eliza McIntash rolls 1d20 [ 18 ]
[23:30] * Eliza McIntash looks very satisfied at her ability to keep going!
[23:32] * Joanna Smithson watches Eliza
[23:43] <spiritflame> Eliza McIntash rolls 1d20 [ 12 ]
[23:43] * Eliza McIntash looks determined
[23:56] * Joanna Smithson grabs herself some water and drinks
[23:57] <spiritflame> Eliza McIntash rolls 1d20 [ 13 ]
[23:58] * Eliza McIntash keeps treading water...
[00:11] <Joanna Smithson> you need any help there
[00:22] <spiritflame> Eliza McIntash rolls 1d20 [ 3 ]
[00:22] <Eliza McIntash> /squaek Yes please....
[00:22] <spiritflame> Eliza McIntash rolls 1d20 [ 19 ]
[00:23] * Eliza McIntash lifts herself out of the water. "If you could hand me that towel there, please..."
[00:23] * Eliza McIntash shakes her wet hair, and shivers slightly.
[00:26] * Joanna Smithson tosses a towel to Eliza
[00:29] * Eliza McIntash wraps herself in it tightly, and goes to sit down somewhere warm.
[00:29] <Eliza McIntash> Whew... boy, what a workout. I'm proud of myself, though! ^_^
[00:30] <Joanna Smithson> heh you did good
[00:42] <Eliza McIntash> Thanks!
[00:42] <Eliza McIntash> I think I'm gonna go off and ask Chateaux for some hot chocolate to warm up.
[00:42] <Eliza McIntash> Hvae a great night! ^_^
[00:42] * Eliza McIntash is away 
[01:02] * Joanna Smithson streaches
[01:48] *** Joanna Smithson has left #suburbansenshi2
[07:24] *** The Sesame Street music starts to play. IT'S TIME, PEOPLE!
[07:27] <G11>




[07:27] *** G11 has joined #suburbansenshi2
[07:27] <@spiritflame> ohayo G11
[07:28] * G11 looks half-asleep as usual. Moreso, in fact.
[07:33] <G11> ...Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii... ~___~
[07:33] <G11> Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii... ~___~
[07:38] <G11> Hmmm, things seem kinda slow in here.
[07:39] <G11> Due to the Producer not sleeping well at all last night due to the events that preventing anything from happening last night...
[07:39] <G11> And the Forest Kits apparently not be able to be here with us for the weekend.
[07:41] <G11> The conclusion of the Trial of F[BLEEP]k-You Geckos[BLEEP]t will be postponed until MONDAY. Because Cheesykits aspires to MAXIMUM viewer participation and involvement
[07:45] * G11 yawns mightily.
[07:46] <G11> That and the system seems to be really laggy lately.
[08:07] <G11> Sooo, F[BLEEP]k-You Geckos[BLEEP]t will be given a delay of sentence! For now!
[08:07] <G11> Until Monday.
[08:07] <G11> Then hopefully the jury will do the right thing and HANG HIM HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[08:15] <G11> Cheesykits will be back soon, so just hang in there in the meantime.
[08:16] <G11> So in the meantime, I'll leave you with the Letter of the Day!
[08:16] <G11> Today is being brought to you by the letter...D!
[08:16] <G11> D is for Daemonhost!!




[08:16] <G11> <___<
[08:17] *** G11 has left #suburbansenshi2 (Those Muppets are into some Grimdark s[BLEEP]t!)
[10:46] *** SYSTEM ANNOUNCE - Main Page updated with entry # 2635 - Here we are, back again after 25 years, doing the same old shit [Politics] ***
[11:52] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[11:52] <@spiritflame> ohayo Matsumi Kaze
[11:53] * Matsumi Kaze is doing a text fest with Rei...smiling...
[11:55] * Matsumi Kaze adds Minako and Mako to their chat group and keeps chatting
[12:06] * Matsumi Kaze blinks as Ami adds herself to the group and giggles, still chatting
[12:06] * Freya hops on Matsumi's shoulder
[12:09] * Freya pushes the chat with her paw, adding her own words into it
[12:09] * Freya gently teases Artemis on the chat
[12:13] * Freya hops down and changes
[12:13] * Freya is now known as Freya Felinius
[12:13] * Freya Felinius STREACHES
[12:20] * Freya Felinius leans on the sofa, watching Matsumi chat on her phone
[12:32] * Daini Felinus [Greenstone Manor] tumbles down the stairs unceremoniously and plops at the bottom of”that’s right you better run!! I’ll feed you hay for dinner this time!!!”
[12:32] *** Daini Felinus has moved back to the Atrium
[12:34] * Freya Felinius glances over
[12:34] <Freya Felinius> Daini..what are you up to now?
[12:34] * Daini Felinus rubs a bruise and then blinks “ohhh…. Hi mom… I did not fall from the 22nd floor………..again”
[12:34] <Daini Felinus> O.O
[12:36] <Freya Felinius> .....
[12:37] * Daini Felinus quickly fixes her skirt and runs back up the stairs before she can be reprimanded!
[12:38] <Freya Felinius> ..sometimes I wonder how she survived to this age
[12:41] <Matsumi Kaze> pfft tell me about it
[12:41] <Matsumi Kaze> kids, you know
[12:54] * Daini Felinus comes tumbling down again and lays there this time “i think it’s lunchtime. Yeah. Time for a break”
[13:01] * Daini Felinus is taking an impromptu floor nap.
[13:07] <Matsumi Kaze> ...pfft
[13:18] * Daini Felinus sits up and rubs her eyes be fore walking over and full leaning on Freya “moooooooooom” :3
[13:20] <Freya Felinus> hm???
[13:22] <Daini Felinus> I’m hungry.
[13:23] * Daini Felinus reaches over to poke Matsumi’s hair out of boredom >>
[13:35] * Daini Felinus stares at Freya’s arm. :L
[13:35] <Freya Felinus> ....
[13:35] <Freya Felinus> i'll go make you some lunch
[13:35] * Freya Felinus is away 
[13:38] <Daini Felinus> I was going to bite her >>
[13:47] <Matsumi Kaze> don't do that
[13:51] <Daini Felinus> But it’s comforting >>
[13:53] * Daini Felinus stares at Matsumi’s arm >.> “sooooo comforting~”
[14:05] * Matsumi Kaze is away: you
[14:05] * Daini Felinus is away: *noms* :3
[15:59] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte has moved to: [ Peinforte Manor ]
[15:59] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte [Peinforte Manor] frowns, looking over a pile of books in front of her
[16:02] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] *sigh*
[16:06] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] ...where do i start
[16:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> At the beginning.
[16:14] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte has moved to: [ Peinforte Manor ]
[16:15] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] GAH
[16:15] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte [Peinforte Manor] nearly jumps out of her skin!
[16:15] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] don't..don't do that!
[16:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] :3
[16:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] Need some help?
[16:15] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] how'd you get in...I locked the door
[16:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] ...
[16:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] I know all the secrets of this place.
[16:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] Well... 99%
[16:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] Well... 80%
[16:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] ...70% on the outside
[16:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] ...I know enough, right?
[16:17] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] i'm just..going through soem texts I have
[16:17] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] ..I have a bad feeling
[16:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] ?
[16:20] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] i'm not sure what..but i feel like something is coming
[16:21] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] so I'm re-organizing things so i don't hae to think about it
[16:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] I know that feeling. You're just like your father. He likes to move furniture around and reddecorate when he feels things are beyond his control.
[16:23] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte [Peinforte Manor] blows dust off one of the books
[16:25] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] ...i feel like something that should not be will be
[16:27] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] ...love that defines basically evertyhing since September 2001
[16:29] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] >_> I know I know, mum..do you have to be so morbid about it
[16:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] The more I think about it the more I'm convinced the Large Hardon Collider broke something
[16:30] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte [Peinforte Manor] opens a book and closes it, putting it away
[16:32] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] perhaps i should have kept my mouth shut
[16:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] Sorry... I'm not helping, am I?
[16:33] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Peinforte Manor] offers her some wine
[16:38] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte [Peinforte Manor] takes the wine
[16:38] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] you're going to make yourself grow old if you allow yourself to grow stressed
[16:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] Take your own advice :P
[16:43] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] :P
[16:45] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte [Peinforte Manor] looks up
[16:50] * Eliza McIntash continues training very hard in the HOTEL Atrium.
[16:51] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] .....
[16:52] * A Gigantic Spacecraft hovers right over the Earth
[16:53] * Castle Mk LVI detects this, and makes VERY sure that Liza is asleep.
[16:54] * Eliza McIntash continues running and training to get ready. She also practices with several weapons.
[16:55] * golD_lux [Hikawa Shrine] is chilling in the lobby
[16:55] *** golD_lux has moved back to the Atrium
[16:55] * A Gigantic Spacecraft sends out a wave of energy across the entire solar system....hitting every celestial object with scans
[16:55] * golD_lux is looking at various readings ut of boredome, does she see the ship?
[16:55] *** she for sure sees the ship..it's V'Ger size
[16:56] <golD_lux> ...what is that
[16:56] * golD_lux uses her Vortex Manipulator like a remote and hooks into the HOTEL systems and checks it out
[16:58] *** the spacecraft is dark..ancient looking...MASSIVE............it is sending out various scanning beams across the entire space
[16:59] * golD_lux tries to see if the HOTEL can detmerine what the beams are scanning for
[16:59] *** the ship doesn't seem to be hiding anything...the beams are scanning every celestial object in the solar system...
[16:59] * golD_lux also tries to see if the ship is in any known galacitc database
[17:00] *** the ship is not..which either means it's very alien..or it's VERY old
[17:01] * golD_lux checks with the Time Agency databanks
[17:01] * golD_lux also contacts her mom
[17:01] * @Sakura X. Aino [Greenstone Manor - Tent] is suddenyl behind her
[17:01] *** @Sakura X. Aino has moved back to the Atrium
[17:02] * Eliza McIntash keeps doing pullups and sword forms.
[17:02] <spiritflame> Eliza McIntash rolls 1d20 [ 2 ]
[17:02] * @Sakura X. Aino is ALSO at Greenstone working on the other job she needs to do, so it's unclear how or when this version of her is here
[17:02] * Eliza McIntash is really focused, and doesn't notice people gathering.
[17:02] <@Sakura X. Aino> What's up kiddo
[17:02] <golD_lux> Giant alien ship the size of V'Ger scanning every planet in the system, can't get a read on what it is
[17:03] * @Sakura X. Aino tries to see ifshe can get dara from the Matrix on Gallifrey if that hasn't been locked out to her.
[17:04] *** roll 1d10
[17:04] <spiritflame> @Sakura X. Aino rolls 1d10 [ 4 ]
[17:06] *** you sadly do not have access to the matrix anymore
[17:06] * @Sakura X. Aino siiiighs
[17:06] * @Sakura X. Aino calls her dad
[17:06] * golD_lux watches this jus tescalate
[17:06] *** @Dr_Xadium has moved back to the Atrium
[17:07] * @Dr_Xadium gets filled in and he runs a check on the Mtrix
[17:07] * @Sakura X. Aino is away: Back to stealing Matsuo's homework
[17:08] * @Sakura X. Aino has moved to: [ Greenstone Manor ]
[17:08] * @Dr_Xadium runs the same idnnet checks on the vessel through the Matrix
[17:08] * Eliza McIntash keeps training...
[17:08] <spiritflame> Eliza McIntash rolls 1d20 [ 3 ]
[17:08] <@Dr_Xadium> Whatever it is, it's certainly being thorough
[17:08] * Eliza McIntash is totally focused on her rpeparedness.
[17:09] <@Dr_Xadium> It's not just scanning planets, it looks like it's checking every celestial body.
[17:10] *** Xadium, you do find a match in the Matrix: the ship belongs to a member of the Universial Censes Fleet.....
[17:10] <@Dr_Xadium> ...It's a Census vessel
[17:10] <golD_lux> Is that a thing?
[17:11] <@Dr_Xadium> Why wouldn't it be?
[17:11] <@Dr_Xadium> Just like your planetary governments take censuses, so too do other races.
[17:12] <@Dr_Xadium> There are whole organizations and species who devote themselves to catalogging every known planet in the universe.
[17:12] * @Dr_Xadium takes the iniitative and messages the ship offering them up the HOTEL's databank of info on the system
[17:12] <@Dr_Xadium> It's always best to be on good terms with the Universal Census.
[17:13] <@Dr_Xadium> You never know when their libraries kight come in handy.
[17:13] <@Dr_Xadium> ^might
[17:13] *** the Ship suddenly links up with the Databank and starts to scan all it's data
[17:13] <golD_lux> ...How long have they being doing this?
[17:13] <@Dr_Xadium> Even the Time Lord don't know. Some say they were doing it when Galactus first emerged.
[17:14] <golD_lux> That's a long time.
[17:14] <golD_lux> ...But weren't the Time Lords the first sentient race?
[17:14] <@Dr_Xadium> One amongst many.
[17:15] <@Dr_Xadium> As far as we know, many civilisations birthed around the same time.
[17:15] <@Dr_Xadium> We like to say we're the first but we're basically in the first five or so.
[17:15] * A Gigantic Spacecraft is still scanning the database
[17:15] * The HOTEL doesn't mind and just serves up what it has
[17:16] <golD_lux> Gallifreyan Ego, huh?
[17:16] <@Dr_Xadium> Isn't it always
[17:17] * A Gigantic Spacecraft suddenly stops..........
[17:17] <@Dr_Xadium> But things like Galactus, the NEstene Conciosuness and the Old Ones were in the universes even before the Time Lords.
[17:17] <@Dr_Xadium> Some even say the Old Ones were the time Lords of the universe prior, distorted and changed by the transition into this universe.
[17:18] * Something tries to come through on the Hotel system..like it's trying to project a hologram
[17:18] <@Dr_Xadium> Where truth ends and legends begin is unknown
[17:18] <@Dr_Xadium> ...Oh, they're trying to communicate.
[17:18] * @Dr_Xadium fiddles with a few controls to help the transmission come in
[17:18] *** Census Alien has joined #suburbansenshi2
[17:18] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Census Alien
[17:19] *** @The Intern [NBPSBXAMD@cia674.panopticon.gallfrey.kasterborous.sen] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[17:19] *** +luna_P sets mode +o @The Intern
[17:19] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa @The Intern
[17:19] * @The Intern [Aino Suite, Ginga TV] heard there was a representative of the
[17:19] <@The Intern> [Aino Suite, Ginga TV] Universal Census
[17:19] <@The Intern> [Aino Suite, Ginga TV] move
[17:19] *** @The Intern has moved back to the Atrium
[17:19] * @The Intern EXCITEDLY runs in
[17:19] * @The Intern has never seen one!
[17:19] * Census Alien appears as a long featureless grey like alien..it has to be at least 15 feet from head to foot with dangling arms and legs reaching to the ground and a loooong neck with a tiny head
[17:19] <spiritflame> Eliza McIntash rolls 1d20 [ 11 ]
[17:19] <Eliza McIntash> ???
[17:20] * golD_lux waves to Nemmie
[17:20] * Eliza McIntash notices what is going on, and walks over to where the Intern is.
[17:20] <spiritflame> Eliza McIntash rolls 1d20 [ 12 ]
[17:20] * Eliza McIntash puts her sword away, leaving it behind to not make a bad impression.
[17:20] * @The Intern waves to Cressie
[17:20] * @Dr_Xadium clears his throat
[17:20] <Census Alien> .....
[17:20] <@Dr_Xadium> Bah-Weep, Nah-Nah Weep, Niinibong.
[17:23] <Census Alien> ♦ YOUR SYSTEM HAS BEEN SCANNED AND COMPARTED TO LAST CENSUS IN 70,000 BCE EARTH RELATIVE TIME
[17:23] * Census Alien speaks through every electronic in the hotel with a stilted deep voice
[17:24] <@Dr_Xadium> I'm sure there have been many changes since then.
[17:24] <Eliza McIntash> >.>;;
[17:24] <Census Alien> ♦ WE HAVE COMPARED TO ALL RECORDS IN YOUR DATABASES AND COMPUTERS AND REEVAULATED ERRORS
[17:25] <Census Alien> ♦ YOUR SYSTEM IS STILL IN ERROR.
[17:25] <@Dr_Xadium> Error?
[17:25] <@Dr_Xadium> The HOTEL systems routinely monitor the solar system, we should have all bodies recorded.
[17:26] <@The Intern> What kind of error is it?
[17:26] <Census Alien> ♦ YOUR SYSTEM IS UNACCOUNTED OF FOUR BODIES
[17:27] <@The Intern> ...As in there are four bodies we don't have listed?
[17:27] <@The Intern> What are the co-ordinates?
[17:27] <Census Alien> ♦ CORRECT ERROR OR RISK DE-CATAGORIZATION
[17:28] <@The Intern> De-Categorization?
[17:30] <Census Alien> ♦ THIS SYSTEM SHALL BE REMOVED FROM THIS SPACE AND TIME AND ISOLATED
[17:31] <Eliza McIntash> !!?!
[17:31] <@The Intern> ...wouldn't that just make the census even more inaccurate :/
[17:31] <@Dr_Xadium> Please explain the exact nature of the error
[17:32] <@Dr_Xadium> We need more information if we are to rectify it.
[17:33] <Census Alien> ♦ FOUR OF YOUR PLANETS ARE MISSING
[17:34] <@The Intern> ...what four planets? Gravitationally everything is in balance. Do you mean Mondas, Kantek, Nemesis and...
[17:34] * @The Intern can't think of another
[17:35] <Census Alien> ♦ YOU WILL RECTIFY THIS DATA
[17:36] * @Dr_Xadium sends them the dat on these planets - Mondas (knocked out of orbit in 86) Kantek - destroyed in the past - Nemesis - probably hidden
[17:36] <spiritflame> Eliza McIntash rolls 1d20 [ 17 ]
[17:37] * Eliza McIntash whispers to Intern, "what about Pluto?"
[17:37] * @Dr_Xadium finds records on Nibiru as well
[17:37] <@The Intern> Pluto's visible plain as day, I doubt they've missed it
[17:37] * @The Intern asks about Pluto just in case
[17:37] <spiritflame> Eliza McIntash rolls 1d20 [ 9 ]
[17:37] * Eliza McIntash tries very hard to think of another way to help.
[17:37] <golD_lux> Excuse me, Census person
[17:37] <spiritflame> Eliza McIntash rolls 1d20 [ 7 ]
[17:38] <golD_lux> What are the names of the missing planets?
[17:38] * golD_lux figures that'll help narrow this down real quick
[17:40] <spiritflame> Eliza McIntash rolls 1d20 [ 6 ]
[17:41] * Eliza McIntash tries not to get in the way of the Time Lords.
[17:41] <Census Alien> ♦ CORRECT THE DATA.
[17:41] * Census Alien is gone
[17:41] * golD_lux and X and Intern all say hi to Eliza
[17:41] <golD_lux> THAT'S NOT HELPFUL YOU FELBERCARB
[17:42] <@Dr_Xadium> Language, Cressida!
[17:42] <golD_lux> <_< Sorry Granpa
[17:42] * @The Intern has an idea
[17:42] * @The Intern requests the census record for the last check
[17:43] * @The Intern means the one from 70k years ago
[17:43] * Eliza McIntash stands behind Intern.
[17:43] *** roll 1d10, Intern
[17:43] <spiritflame> Eliza McIntash rolls 1d20 [ 19 ]
[17:43] <Eliza McIntash> GAAAH! Oh! Sorry everyone!
[17:43] <Eliza McIntash> >.<;;
[17:43] <spiritflame> @The Intern rolls 1d10 [ 2 ]
[17:44] * @The Intern metafictionally wants ot beat the s[BLEEP]t out of her dice
[17:45] * Census Alien will not give up the data as Intern does NOT have the authorization
[17:45] *** Be kind to your dice
[17:45] * @Dr_Xadium asks who would have authorization
[17:47] * Census Alien state it will require the leader of the local space or a higher being
[17:48] <DETECTIVE Chibiusa> I AM THE PRINCESS
[17:48] * Eliza McIntash thinks very hard about this.
[17:48] * DETECTIVE Chibiusa flashes the SILVER CRYSTAL
[17:48] <DETECTIVE Chibiusa> THE POWER OF THE MOON GIVES ME THE AUTHORITAH
[17:49] <DETECTIVE Chibiusa> RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH
[17:49] * Census Alien hands over the Census Data
[17:49] * golD_lux faceplants
[17:49] <DETECTIVE Chibiusa> THANK YOU :3
[17:49] * DETECTIVE Chibiusa is away 
[17:49] <@Dr_Xadium> WAIT CHIBIUSA GIVE IT TO US
[17:50] * DETECTIVE Chibiusa will need to be properly bribed, as with any authority figure in the 21st century
[17:50] <@The Intern> ¬_¬
[17:50] <@The Intern> ...Chibiusa I'll build you a.... _multifunctional) mandroid
[17:51] * DETECTIVE Chibiusa demands intern roll 1d20
[17:51] <@The Intern> fratzing...
[17:51] <spiritflame> @The Intern rolls 1d20 [ 18 ]
[17:51] * Eliza McIntash watches Meiji.
[17:51] * Eliza McIntash looks at The Intern.
[17:51] *** The Intern is



More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: 'Jet Set Run' from My Hero Academia'.
The Intern is an IRC Operator - Channel Administrator
[17:52] * DETECTIVE Chibiusa is CONVINCED AND DEMANDS INTERN MAKE IT DOUBLE JOINTED AND BE EQQUIPPED DOWN THERE LIKE A KLINGON
[17:52] * @The Intern ALREADY FEELS UNCLEAN
[17:52] * @The Intern takes the data and checks it
[17:52] * @The Intern looks to see what four planets are there in the past that are NOT here now
[17:53] * DETECTIVE Chibiusa DRAGS INTERN AWAY _NOW NOW NOW BUILD IT NOW
[17:53] * @The Intern tosses the data to Cressida
[17:53] * golD_lux continues the check
[17:54] <@The Intern> /awya LOOK EVEN IF I DID THAT YOU'RE NOT ANATOMICALLY EQUIPPED TO TAKE 2 AT ONCE THERE
[17:54] * @The Intern is away: ^
[17:54] * DETECTIVE Chibiusa is away: WHAT THE F[BLEEP]K DO YOU THINK THE MACIG SPACE ROCK IS FOR
[17:54] * Eliza McIntash runs after The Intern!
[17:54] * @Dr_Xadium is just pretending he has heard none of this but he is red in the face
[17:55] *** there are alot of names on there......narrowing down on the main planets...you can see the usual names...Astarte, Mondas, Mercury, Earth, (no Venus of course), Mars, Karnak, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, Nemesis, Quinox, Hyperia, Thalia, Tyche, Phaeton....
[17:55] * @The Intern is in the hallway putting together an android with two d[BLEEP]ks
[17:55] * Eliza McIntash comes running back, even faster, sweating and wide-eyed.
[17:55] <Eliza McIntash> O.O;;;
[17:56] <DETECTIVE Chibiusa> - don't interrupt her while she's building me my mandroid -
[17:56] <DETECTIVE Chibiusa> - mama needs her special time -
[17:56] <Eliza McIntash> >.<;;;
[17:56] * Eliza McIntash is reflexively shaking her head and clenching her eyes shut.
[17:56] <@The Intern> ( I want to kill myself. Is this how I become the redhead. )
[17:56] <@The Intern> What's the matter, Eliza?
[17:57] * @The Intern can multitask
[17:57] * DETECTIVE Chibiusa makes sure Intern has PRECISE SPECIFICATIONS ON THE DUAL D[BLEEP]KS
[17:58] <Eliza McIntash> ...
[17:58] <Eliza McIntash> ...
[17:58] * @The Intern does not want, nor need, nor CARE TO KNOW the SPECIFICATIONS ON THE DUAL D[BLEEP]KS
[17:58] * Eliza McIntash 's facial expression changes.
[17:58] * DETECTIVE Chibiusa WANTS PREMIUM POUNDING POWER
[17:59] * @The Intern really is just goign to staser herself in the head and become the redhead. she just knows this
[17:59] * Eliza McIntash stands in the middle of the Atrium.
[17:59] *** Eliza McIntash has moved back to the Atrium
[17:59] * Eliza McIntash starts chanting...
[17:59] * Eliza's Voice has moved to: [ Near Intern ]
[17:59] <DETECTIVE Chibiusa> RIDGE THEM FOR MY PLEASURE
[18:00] <@The Intern> (I'll put surprise spikes on them, you little b[BLEEP]ch)
[18:00] <Eliza's Voice> [Near Intern] Intern, I am sorry to interrupt you. I wanted to tell you that I have been training, and if you, or you, want to go do the time travel thing in the period that is objectively this weekend, I am prepared to do that.
[18:00] <@The Intern> Certainly
[18:00] <Eliza's Voice> [Near Intern] Meiji, I know there are snags in telling you this, but I thought you were the best person to tell when I saw you.
[18:00] <@The Intern> I'm glad to see you've been preparing yourself.
[18:01] <DETECTIVE Chibiusa> PREPARE MY D[BLEEP]KS!
[18:01] <Eliza's Voice> [Near Intern] If there's a particular time you want to do it, please let me know. I'm in the middle of the Atrium.
[18:01] * Eliza's Voice is away 
[18:01] <@The Intern> *though gritted teeth* I AM
[18:01] * Eliza McIntash 's eyes open.
[18:01] * @The Intern FINISHES THE FRATZING MANDROID WITH KLINGON D[BLEEP]KS
[18:02] <@The Intern> BEGONE
[18:02] <DETECTIVE Chibiusa> ./way with mandroid, Oh no, I'm just coming~
[18:02] * DETECTIVE Chibiusa is away: ^
[18:02] <@The Intern> ~_~
[18:03] * @The Intern returns to the atrium
[18:03] <golD_lux> Wai wait wait
[18:04] <golD_lux> "Hyperia, Thalia, Tyche, Phaeton"
[18:04] <golD_lux> What the hell are these?
[18:04] * Eliza McIntash turns to look at Cressida.
[18:04] <@The Intern> Isn't Tyche a moon?
[18:04] <golD_lux> No no no
[18:04] <golD_lux> These are listed as four MAJOR planets in the outer systems near Quinox
[18:05] <@The Intern> Impossible. Quinox is on its own
[18:05] <@The Intern> ...but as a large body, it is rather odd that it's so isolated.
[18:05] * @The Intern looks on rthe charts to see if there's any debris around Quinox that could account for four planets
[18:06] <spiritflame> Eliza McIntash rolls 1d20 [ 18 ]
[18:06] <@The Intern> Eliza, we can do our excursion shortly
[18:06] <Eliza McIntash> If Quinox is Isolated, why does Matsumi have so many friends? Pluto is isolated, and so is its senshi. Maybe Quinox isn't alone.
[18:07] * @The Intern uses HOTEL systesm to checks for any sdistortions in gravity or spacetime that could hint to where the four planets could be
[18:08] *** there is none.......there's no sign..but there's a very large gap between Quinox and the end of the oort cloud
[18:09] <@The Intern> There's no sign of them. Just... empty space. But, plugging in the census data, mathematically they would have had stable orbits in the gap
[18:10] <golD_lux> Could the planets have been stolen, like that time with the Daleks?
[18:10] <@The Intern> Ugh
[18:10] <@The Intern> Cressida, can you handle that investigation? I promised to help Eliza
[18:11] <@Dr_Xadium> I'll help you, Cressida
[18:11] * golD_lux high-fives Grandpa
[18:11] * golD_lux ... low-fives really because he's way shorter than her <_<
[18:11] <@The Intern> Eliza, when will you be ready?
[18:13] <Eliza McIntash> Anytime tomorrow that works for you, or you!
[18:14] <@The Intern> In the evening? Around thsi time?
[18:14] <Eliza McIntash> I want to spend one last night inside Chateaux.
[18:14] <Eliza McIntash> That's fine.
[18:14] * Eliza McIntash nods nods
[18:14] *** Bom Chikka Wow Wow
[18:16] * Eliza McIntash thinks. "I'll get everything ready before then. I'll try really hard. Show up in whatever form you think will best do the job, and I'll do the same!"
[18:21] * Eliza McIntash thinks.
[18:21] <Eliza McIntash> I tried really hard to treat what was happening as an opportunity to practice, but I wish I had thought of that sooner.
[18:21] <Eliza McIntash> What was happening right now, I mean.
[18:22] <@The Intern> Oh?
[18:25] <Eliza McIntash> Yes.
[18:25] <Eliza McIntash> I mean, we might face danger and uncertainty when we go to this place in Sweden, so I should act like I'm already there.
[18:25] <Eliza McIntash> That was my thought, anyway.
[18:27] * @The Intern nods
[18:29] <Eliza McIntash> I'll see you soon, Meiji! I'm going to go off and hang around with Chateaux to see if there are other things I can do to be ready, or should know about how you and your selves work.
[18:29] <Eliza McIntash> Pleae take care!
[18:29] * Eliza McIntash smiles, and then leaves.
[18:29] * @The Intern waves bye
[18:29] * @The Intern then slumps down on the ground legs bowed out in the typical anime pose of flustered defeat
[18:29] <golD_lux> Chibiusa's thing, huh
[18:30] <@The Intern> ...by rassilon
[18:30] <@Dr_Xadium> Be glad you weren't around for the time she humped Yajinden's leg and married him
[18:30] <@The Intern> please no more mental images
[18:31] * DETECTIVE Chibiusa can be heard SCREAMING "QAPLA'! QAPLA'! QAPLA'!!!!" in ecstacy
[18:31] <@The Intern> ...I see now why Chateaux hates all of us
[18:31] * Eliza McIntash is away 
[18:32] <@The Intern> It is so clear.
[18:32] <@Dr_Xadium> ikr
[18:34] <DETECTIVE Chibiusa> ♦ pe'vIl nom 'eltaH 'ej vI'uchlaHbe'! QI'yaH, QI'yaH, HIJA'!!!
[18:35] * @The Intern lets out a wail of anguish
[18:35] * Freya yawns and streaches...
[18:35] * golD_lux pats Nixie on the head
[18:36] <DETECTIVE Chibiusa> baQa' tlhIch vIpoQ
[18:36] * DETECTIVE Chibiusa is away 
[18:36] * @The Intern is sobbing
[18:37] <Freya> ???
[18:42] * @The Intern explains havin th construct the mandroids and the specifications... oh, by The Other, the specifications
[18:46] <Freya> .......
[18:53] <Freya> no
[18:54] <@The Intern> I know.
[18:58] <Freya> I still can't belive it
[18:59] *** Davina O`Cain has joined #suburbansenshi2
[18:59] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Davina O`Cain
[18:59] * Davina O`Cain exits an elevator leading into the Atrium
[19:00] * golD_lux waves to davina
[19:00] <Davina O`Cain> Good evening.
[19:00] <golD_lux> Evening
[19:00] <Davina O`Cain> How are you?
[19:01] <golD_lux> Not bad!
[19:01] <Davina O`Cain> That's good to hear. :)
[19:01] <golD_lux> Found out we're missing four planets in the solar system <_<
[19:02] <Davina O`Cain> Wait. What? How did that happen and when did it happen?
[19:02] <golD_lux> Sometime after 70,000 years ago, and we don't know how or where they are.
[19:03] <golD_lux> And we need to find out before the Universal Census Bureau decides to wipe out the error by wipin' us out
[19:03] <Davina O`Cain> Who would do that...?
[19:04] <golD_lux> Dunno... but do the names "Hyperia, Thalia, Tyche, Phaeton" mean anything to ya?
[19:07] * Davina O`Cain shakes her head no
[19:08] <Freya> I've never heard of them
[19:10] <Freya> where were these planets suppose to be?
[19:10] <golD_lux> ...weird
[19:11] <golD_lux> between Quinox and the Oort Cloud
[19:11] <Freya> ......
[19:11] * Freya blinks
[19:12] <Freya> wait what
[19:13] * golD_lux shows her the nacient census data
[19:13] <Freya> this is a mistake
[19:13] <@Dr_Xadium> Universal Census doesn't make mistakes.
[19:14] <Freya> it HAS to be
[19:15] <@Dr_Xadium> Again, they don't make mistakes.
[19:15] <Freya> Quinox is alone
[19:16] <@Dr_Xadium> Based on this data Quinox is alone now
[19:16] <Freya> I don't belive this
[19:17] <@Dr_Xadium> Believe what you want, but we need to find those four planets.
[19:17] <Freya> well I'm afraid you'll fail
[19:18] <Davina O`Cain> These planets weren't around during the Silver Millennium. The charts stopped at the Quinoxian territories. Something doesn't make sense.
[19:18] <@Dr_Xadium> Remind me again how long ago Silver Millennium was?
[19:20] <Davina O`Cain> I believe it began somewhere between 15 to 20 thousand years ago. Am I wrong, Freya?
[19:22] <Freya> something like that...
[19:25] <@Dr_Xadium> Well that still leaves a 50,000 year gap.
[19:25] <@Dr_Xadium> As these records were from 70,000 years ago.
[19:26] <Davina O`Cain> That is so long ago even from the Silver Millennium.
[19:26] <Freya> we would know! our histories are very througoh!
[19:26] <@Dr_Xadium> ...Then we should start there.
[19:26] <@Dr_Xadium> Can we get access to the historical records from the time of this Censue recording onwards?
[19:26] <@Dr_Xadium> ^Census
[19:29] <Freya> ...you would have to go to Quinox itself......
[19:29] <Freya> to consult the holy books
[19:31] <@Dr_Xadium> ...Could you help with that?
[19:35] <Freya> .......*grimaces to herself*...I can get you there yes.....
[19:36] <golD_lux> Careful, your enthusiasm's showin' :P
[19:36] <golD_lux> !awesome
[19:36] --== :: AND NOW FOR YOUR DOSE OF AWESOME :: ==--
*** Shinji Ikari once bowled a 300. Without a ball. He wasn't even in a bowling alley.
[19:36] <golD_lux> ...what
[19:36] * golD_lux did not trigger that command lol
[19:37] <Freya> what
[19:38] <golD_lux> The look on your face
[19:40] <Freya> I really should be asking the head priestess
[19:40] <golD_lux> Well could you do that?
[19:41] <Freya> .....hold on
[19:41] * Freya closes her eyes, her signet glowing..........
[19:43] * Freya 's eyebrow twitches.....
[19:44] <Freya> ...she says yes
[19:44] <Freya> i can take you
[19:44] <golD_lux> Yay!
[19:44] <@Dr_Xadium> Excellent.
[19:45] <Freya> I belive there is a door to there.....
[19:45] <Freya> if you want to follow me I think I can get us there directly
[19:46] <@Dr_Xadium> Certainly
[19:46] * @Dr_Xadium and Cressida follow her
[19:47] * Freya pads over to a door down a hall..the door is marked with the Quinox symbol
[19:47] * Freya closes her eyes..her signet glows again..as does the door
[19:47] <Freya> ..alright..you may enter
[19:47] * @Dr_Xadium and Cressida follow
[19:50] *** the doorway leads to a vast circular space.....above you is a casam that goes up straight like a cylinder for about.....30 miles......
[19:50] * @Dr_Xadium has moved to: [ Quinox ]
[19:50] *** all along the surface around this space...are small scrolls.............
[19:50] * golD_lux has moved to: [ Quinox ]
[19:50] <golD_lux> [Quinox] ...whoa
[19:52] <Freya> this..is the Holy Book of Light...the official religious text and history of my people
[19:52] * Freya has moved to: [ Quinox ]
[19:53] <golD_lux> [Quinox] All these scrolls are... one book?
[19:53] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] That's a clever way of doing it. I assume we have to find the correct level?
[19:55] <Freya> [Quinox] I leave you to it
[19:57] * Freya [Quinox] starts to walk away
[20:07] * golD_lux [Quinox] casually puts her hand on her shoulder with that grip
[20:07] * Freya [Quinox] is in cat form
[20:07] <golD_lux> [Quinox] And where are you goin'?
[20:07] * golD_lux [Quinox] picks her up then lol
[20:09] <Freya> [Quinox] leaving you to do your research?
[20:10] <golD_lux> [Quinox] do I look like I can read Quinoxian
[20:10] <Freya> [Quinox] ......
[20:11] * Freya [Quinox] sighs
[20:11] <Freya> [Quinox] just so you know i'm not sure which scroll it will be in
[20:11] <golD_lux> [Quinox] Then we defeinitely need all the eyes we can get :3
[20:12] * Freya is now known as Freya Felinius
[20:12] * Freya has moved to: [ Quijnox ]
[20:12] * Freya has moved to: [ Quinox ]
[20:12] * Freya Felinus has moved to: [ Quinox ]
[20:13] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] meh
[20:13] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] alright then...might as well begin....
[20:14] * Freya Felinus [Quinox] walks over to one of the many shelves on their level.....and pulls out a scroll to read....
[20:17] * golD_lux [Quinox] and Grandpa work too
[20:21] * Freya Felinus [Quinox] glances over..and blinks at how fast the vistiors are >_>
[20:25] * golD_lux [Quinox] is not as fast as Grandpa but still pretty awesomely fast
[20:27] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] .....
[20:27] * Freya Felinus [Quinox] realizes she doesn' tknow where they are now >_> <_<
[20:27] * Freya Felinus [Quinox] is still working on her first scroll
[20:33] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] um...are you..done?
[20:33] * @Dr_Xadium [Quinox] doubts they're done given how many scrolls there are, but they are chewing through it at high speed
[20:34] * Freya Felinus [Quinox] just..just keeps going
[20:41] * @Dr_Xadium [Quinox] and cressida cross-check to see if there are any hints or clues at all
[20:46] *** roll 1d10
[20:46] <spiritflame> @Dr_Xadium rolls 1d10 [ 9 ]
[20:46] <spiritflame> golD_lux rolls 1d10 [ 9 ]
[20:49] *** there's nothing superficial you can see in the scrolls..there isn't any mention of any other worlds other then the ones you know...there is alot of references to light of course....and also Cressida, you get to the scroll describing the war of light where Quinox defeated Neptune, Uranus and other forces along with saturn somehow all by itself
[20:53] <golD_lux> [Quinox] I don't see any refernences to these planets at all Grandpa
[20:53] <golD_lux> [Quinox] Though it's wierd there's this big war and it was won by such a small force of planets
[20:53] * @Dr_Xadium [Quinox] frowns
[20:54] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] Okay let's assume that the Census isn't wrong
[20:54] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] If the planets are missing, and they aren't in the records...
[20:54] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] were they erased from the records?
[20:54] <golD_lux> [Quinox] Erasing all mention of four planets?
[20:55] <golD_lux> [Quinox] Well... what if they weren't inhabited so nobody bothered to say much about 'em?
[20:55] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] Then let's look for maps of night sky, artworks, that sort of theing
[20:55] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] nothing is erased form these books
[20:56] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] the texts are designed to be written forward..not edited back
[20:56] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] Places where the extra planets might show up
[20:56] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] Freya, if the erasure was done at a high enough level you might not even know.
[20:56] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] It might be as if the entries never existed.
[20:56] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] But scrub jobs like that are never ever perfect
[20:57] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] because everything leaves traces of some kind. On people, on memories, on geography...
[20:57] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] just like the presence of a moon can shift tides that erode coastlines in a certain way...
[20:58] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] four planets-if they existed- would have to leave "marks" of some kind.
[20:58] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] Spatially or culturally or something.
[20:58] * Freya Felinus [Quinox] sighs
[20:58] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] theren where do you suggest we look?
[20:58] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] We need to look for look for inconsistencies
[20:59] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] focus on the period say 80-70,000 years ago
[20:59] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] go through historical accounts
[20:59] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] trade records
[20:59] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] anything
[20:59] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] find anything that feels out of place
[21:00] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] it's a needle in a haystack for sure, but there has to be something
[21:00] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] even legends
[21:00] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] fairlytales, children's stories that sort of thing
[21:01] * golD_lux [Quinox] digs in
[21:01] * @Dr_Xadium [Quinox] too
[21:02] * Freya Felinus [Quinox] sighs and keeps working....
[21:06] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] Freya is it possible to get these archives in a portable searchable format
[21:09] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] not in the way you are thinking
[21:10] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] see in our faith, an important part of it is personalizing one's realitious texts...each book is unique with a chosen series of texts...so any collection won't be the same as the other
[21:12] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] so no, we do not have an archive of it
[21:12] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] I don't follow - are you saying these change to suit the collector?
[21:13] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] well no it's....
[21:13] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] how can I put it
[21:13] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] alright I'll give an example
[21:13] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] I'm sure you are aware of a religious text on Earth called a Bible, right?
[21:13] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] Yes.
[21:14] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] now imagine if everyone in a family each had a bible
[21:14] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] but rather then have the complete text
[21:14] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] it had their own selected texts
[21:14] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] THIS is the only complete text of the holy book here
[21:15] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] So why can't all of this be copied?
[21:16] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] .......
[21:16] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] because that's not the POINT
[21:17] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] that's not part of our culture
[21:17] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] But wha tof Historians?
[21:17] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] Surely their creed would require a complete copy?
[21:17] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] the holy book is not just histories
[21:18] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] hell..scroll 567-895 is a cook book
[21:18] <golD_lux> [Quinox] What if you had a viistor from space whose culture was that of anal retentive data hoarders?
[21:18] * @Dr_Xadium [Quinox] just LOOKS at Cressida
[21:18] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] we do have seperate history books BASED off these scrolls
[21:18] <golD_lux> [Quinox] Wouldn't it be appropirate for them to get a complete copy?
[21:18] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] well we did
[21:18] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] Yes but the history books alone are a distillation
[21:19] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] In fact you know what?
[21:19] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] Cookbooks
[21:19] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] that's a good start
[21:19] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] let's search through all of them for that time period
[21:19] <golD_lux> [Quinox] What why
[21:19] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] Recipies need ingredients.
[21:19] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] If there WERE cultures on the other planets and they mixed
[21:20] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] maybe exotic ingredients not native to Quinox might still be listed
[21:20] <golD_lux> [Quinox] Hell of a long shot, btu why not
[21:21] * golD_lux [Quinox] starts going through them
[21:21] * Freya Felinus [Quinox] sighs
[21:21] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] that won't work
[21:21] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] the cookbook was written much later then that
[21:21] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] What, all of them?
[21:21] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] .........
[21:21] * Freya Felinus [Quinox] tries to give a look...
[21:21] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] you don't get it yet do you
[21:22] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] THIS
[21:22] * Freya Felinus [Quinox] waves her arms at the room
[21:22] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] THIS IS ALL THAT'S LEFT
[21:22] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] THIS IS ALL THAT'S LEFT OF OUR CULTURE
[21:22] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] everything else BURNED
[21:22] * @Dr_Xadium [Quinox] sighs
[21:23] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] that's why Prince Matsuo has been writing all the time
[21:23] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] trying to put this back together
[21:23] <golD_lux> [Quinox] Wait.
[21:23] <golD_lux> [Quinox] When did it all burn?
[21:23] <golD_lux> [Quinox] At the fall of Silver Millennium?
[21:25] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] before
[21:25] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] our world fell three years before
[21:25] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] ... so this all really is too recent.
[21:26] <golD_lux> [Quinox] The planet isn't though
[21:26] <golD_lux> [Quinox] I mean, like you said, the planet might remember. It's geography
[21:27] <golD_lux> [Quinox] Its geology. If there were four planets exerting gravitational influence on it...
[21:27] * @Dr_Xadium [Quinox] rubs the bridge of his nose
[21:28] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] we're getting nowhere
[21:28] * @Dr_Xadium [Quinox] sighs
[21:28] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] Does Quinox have a magnetic core?
[21:29] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] I belive so
[21:29] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] I belive so
[21:30] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] Would there be any objexction to us getting a craft out here and scanning the planet's interior to get a sample of the magnetic record?
[21:38] <Freya Felinus> [Quinox] ..i suppose not
[21:39] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] Because that will help us understand how the core and polarities have shifted over time
[21:39] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] And if four planets went missing
[21:39] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] the shifts would decrease after that
[21:40] <@Dr_Xadium> [Quinox] let's go back we can arrange that
[21:42] * Freya Felinus [Quinox] nods
[21:43] * @Dr_Xadium has moved to: [ ]
[21:43] *** @Dr_Xadium has moved back to the Atrium
[21:43] *** golD_lux has moved back to the Atrium
[21:44] *** Freya Felinus has moved back to the Atrium
[21:47] * golD_lux arranges for a Survey shuttle to warp over to Quinox and take a magnetic core sample
[21:55] * Freya Felinus rubs her temples
[21:58] <Freya Felinus> ugh this is giving me a headache
[21:59] <@Dr_Xadium> I know the feeling.
[21:59] * @Dr_Xadium checks to see if thre shuttle has been able to get a core sample from the planet
[22:00] *** it has!
[22:01] * @Dr_Xadium starts an analysis - basically comparing the magnetic shifts of the core from the very accretion of th eplanet to to the present day, if there were 4 planets exerting gravitational influence, the magnietic flux should be very different once the planets were taken out of the equation.
[22:03] *** roll 1d10
[22:04] <spiritflame> @Dr_Xadium rolls 1d10 [ 3 ]
[22:05] *** some force smashes into Xadium's conciousness....if not for his natural Time Lord psychic defenses, it probably would have left him in a coma..as it is..thef orce is enough to probably knock him off his feet
[22:05] * @Dr_Xadium is BOWLED over
[22:05] <golD_lux> GRANDPA?!
[22:05] * @Dr_Xadium eaves her off
[22:05] <@Dr_Xadium> ^waves
[22:06] <@Dr_Xadium> ... well now, that shouldn't ... have happened...
[22:06] <golD_lux> What was it?
[22:06] <Davina O`Cain> Wha?!
[22:06] <@Dr_Xadium> Psychic... shock...
[22:06] <Freya Felinus> that shouldn't have happened
[22:06] <Davina O`Cain> How?
[22:06] <golD_lux> Whaaa? From a simpple magnetic core reading?
[22:07] * @Dr_Xadium sits up woozily
[22:07] <@Dr_Xadium> That felt like...
[22:07] <@Dr_Xadium> that felt like when the Time Lord put a "block" on knowledge... but far more powerful.
[22:07] <golD_lux> Waitwaitwait...
[22:08] <golD_lux> are you saying someone is stopping you from getting that reading?
[22:08] <@Dr_Xadium> Someone or some thing.
[22:08] * @Dr_Xadium 's head is still a tingly fog
[22:08] <golD_lux> But you were just tryign to read the screen right?
[22:09] * Davina O`Cain starts pacing a bit as her tail sways behind her
[22:09] <golD_lux> No mental contact or anything right?
[22:09] <@Dr_Xadium> Right.
[22:09] * golD_lux takes a risk and tries to read the reading too, putting up her mental defenses as best she can
[22:10] *** roll 1d10, Cressida
[22:11] <spiritflame> golD_lux rolls 1d10 [ 6 ]
[22:15] *** you get no reaction, Cressida..but for a split second..you feel like someone is watching you
[22:15] <golD_lux> ...........
[22:16] * golD_lux looks at the readings... did they change after the 70,000 years ago mark?
[22:18] *** it seems there might have been a change...but it's hard to tell....there is a differenece though
[22:18] <golD_lux> ...there is a differnece
[22:19] <golD_lux> but it's subtle
[22:19] <@Dr_Xadium> ...you can read it?
[22:19] <golD_lux> I protected my mind first... but I get the feelin' someone is watching me
[22:19] <@Dr_Xadium> ...
[22:20] * @Dr_Xadium tries something else too
[22:20] * @Dr_Xadium looks up scans of the OOrt Cloud to see if there are any weird orbital anomlaies of the objects there that could be "solved" if there were 4 planets in the areas the census listed
[22:21] * @Dr_Xadium levreages all the HOTEL resources to calculate this which causes all the lights to dim
[22:24] *** there isn't ANY orbital change...if there were planets there..and there is no change..whatever it was that removed it had to be IMMENSLY powerful
[22:30] <@Dr_Xadium> My evidence contradicts yours, Cressida
[22:30] <golD_lux> Let's logic this
[22:30] <golD_lux> if planet Quinox didn't forget
[22:30] <golD_lux> but everything else DID
[22:31] <golD_lux> then if something did happen--
[22:31] <@Dr_Xadium> --it must be related to Quinox in some way?
[22:31] <golD_lux> Maybe it's the Cosmic Loadstone?
[22:32] <@Dr_Xadium> How would we even find out
[22:33] <Freya Felinus> ...it can be asked....
[22:33] <@Dr_Xadium> How would we go about doing that?
[22:37] <Freya Felinus> .......well
[22:37] <Freya Felinus> i can't
[22:37] <Freya Felinus> ...Matsumi can
[22:41] <@Dr_Xadium> Are we able to reach her tonight?
[22:42] <Freya Felinus> I can try and go get her
[22:43] * Freya Felinus is away 
[22:46] * @Dr_Xadium pondrers
[22:48] *** there is an Orb
[22:49] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:49] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Matsumi Kaze
[22:49] * @Dr_Xadium ponders Orb
[22:50] * Matsumi Kaze wanders in, yawning
[22:50] <Matsumi Kaze> huh..wha...
[22:50] <golD_lux> Hiya Aunt Matsumi we gotta question for you - well for the Cosmic Lodestone
[22:51] <Matsumi Kaze> huh...for the crystal?
[22:51] <golD_lux> Yeah
[22:51] <Matsumi Kaze> what
[22:53] <golD_lux> Well long story short we think there were four planets near Quinox named Hyperia, Thalia, Tyche, and Phaeton that vanished sometime after 70,000 years ago... and someone or something might be hiding their existence, and we were hopin' the Lodestone might know about the planets.
[22:54] <Matsumi Kaze> ........
[22:54] <Matsumi Kaze> ..eh?
[22:54] <Matsumi Kaze> ..come again?
[22:56] * Matsumi Kaze has the same sort of look on her face if you explained it to Minako or Usagi
[22:56] * golD_lux repeats what she said very Slowly
[22:56] <golD_lux> Can we ask it?
[22:58] <Matsumi Kaze> ..sure
[22:59] <golD_lux> How do we.... do that?
[22:59] * Matsumi Kaze digs under the Q sofa....
[22:59] <Matsumi Kaze> hold on...have it somewhere here....
[23:01] <Matsumi Kaze> gah where did I put it....
[23:02] <Matsumi Kaze> found it ♫
[23:02] * Matsumi Kaze backs back up with a small shard of purple crystal
[23:03] <golD_lux> :O
[23:03] * [Greenstone Manor] pop out from behind a pillar shocked and aghast “YOU HID IT UNDER A COUCH LIKE DUST BUNNIES?!”
[23:03] * Daini Felinus ^
[23:04] <Matsumi Kaze> no...
[23:04] <Matsumi Kaze> .....just forgot where I left it
[23:04] <Matsumi Kaze> alright.......
[23:04] <golD_lux> Hi Daini!
[23:04] <Daini Felinus> DX
[23:04] * Matsumi Kaze holds out the crystal...and closes her eyes....
[23:04] <Daini Felinus> and she’s calls me the heathen >>
[23:04] <Matsumi Kaze> ....Cosmic Loadstone...I call to you..please help us to answer the questions we seek....
[23:05] *** Matsumi suddenly vanishes..as does the entire atrium...leaving Cressida, Xadium and Daini in a weird void like location
[23:06] * golD_lux looks around
[23:06] * Kei Hoseki lounges on a sofa, her legs propped up, playing on a handheld device, blowing a bubblegum bubble
[23:06] * Kei Hoseki glances towards Cressida, Daini and Xadium
[23:07] <golD_lux> look Kei Hoseki
[23:07] * golD_lux looks at Kei Hoseki.
[23:07] *** Kei Hoseki is young woman with short purple hair, blue eyes, a tall thin body and a very relaxing tone of voice.
Her image Song is: .
[23:07] <golD_lux> ...hello?
[23:08] <Daini Felinus> >>
[23:09] <Kei Hoseki> Cressida
[23:09] <Kei Hoseki> Daini
[23:09] <Kei Hoseki> Xadium
[23:09] * Kei Hoseki sits up, the handheld vanishing
[23:09] * Daini Felinus goes over to Kei curiously “ooooo”
[23:09] <Kei Hoseki> welp
[23:09] <Kei Hoseki> ...what's up
[23:09] <Kei Hoseki> how can i help you three
[23:10] <Kei Hoseki> JOKING
[23:10] <Kei Hoseki> i already know what you're going to ask
[23:10] <Kei Hoseki> I know everything
[23:11] <@Dr_Xadium> Why is a mouse where it spins
[23:11] <golD_lux> ...Granpa :P
[23:11] <golD_lux> Can you pleas ehelp us?
[23:11] <Kei Hoseki> about the four
[23:11] <golD_lux> Yes
[23:11] <Kei Hoseki> you want to know if they exist and where they are
[23:12] <golD_lux> Yes. If we don't find out our whole solar system is toast.
[23:12] <Kei Hoseki> they do exist
[23:13] <@Dr_Xadium> :O
[23:13] <golD_lux> Where are they?
[23:14] <Kei Hoseki> hm?
[23:14] <Kei Hoseki> oh that
[23:14] <Kei Hoseki> can't tell you
[23:15] * Daini Felinus tries to secretly sniff Kei >.>
[23:15] <golD_lux> ...how come?
[23:15] * Kei Hoseki doesn't smell like anything
[23:16] <Kei Hoseki> Cressida....Cressida Cressida
[23:16] * Kei Hoseki puts an arm around her shoulder..she's next to her now
[23:16] <Kei Hoseki> now why would anyone not tell you where a planet is? hm?
[23:16] * golD_lux feels chills
[23:16] * Kei Hoseki pokes her nose
[23:16] <Kei Hoseki> tell me
[23:16] * Daini Felinus waves her hand through the air where Kei was “?!”
[23:16] <golD_lux> Either they don't know or it's a secret.
[23:16] <Kei Hoseki> or
[23:17] <Kei Hoseki> why would it be a secret
[23:17] <golD_lux> ...because they had to be moved for a reason?
[23:17] <Kei Hoseki> why would they move it
[23:17] <Kei Hoseki> come on..use that venusian energy for something other then sexual conquests
[23:18] * golD_lux shrugs
[23:18] <golD_lux> ...hey!
[23:18] <golD_lux> They'd move it to put them out of harm's way?
[23:19] <Kei Hoseki> you think conventional
[23:19] * Kei Hoseki smiles and puts a finger to lip own lips, winking
[23:20] <Kei Hoseki> my advice
[23:20] <Kei Hoseki> stop your search
[23:20] <Kei Hoseki> don't find them
[23:20] <golD_lux> I don't juggle planets for a living? The only time I've ever heard of them mving was when some were stolen tocrreate a giant engine to punch a hole through relaity.
[23:20] <golD_lux> We can't though
[23:21] <golD_lux> if we stop, the Universal Census will take our entire Solar system and dump it out of reality. That includes Quinox.
[23:21] <Kei Hoseki> Quinox will be fine
[23:22] <@Dr_Xadium> Nice for Quinox, not the rest of the system.
[23:22] <Kei Hoseki> not my problem
[23:22] <@Dr_Xadium> Something is actively trying to stop us from understanding the truth... was that you?
[23:22] <Kei Hoseki> no
[23:23] <Kei Hoseki> are you sure you should be asking me so many questions, Xadium
[23:23] <@Dr_Xadium> What do you mean?
[23:23] <Kei Hoseki> I mean your daughter just got brained and all
[23:23] <@Dr_Xadium> ...what?
[23:24] * Kei Hoseki makes a conk on the head motion
[23:24] <@Dr_Xadium> Sakura? Livia? Noriko?
[23:24] <@Dr_Xadium> Kaelyn?
[23:24] * Kei Hoseki rolls her eyes
[23:24] <Kei Hoseki> that's all for today
[23:24] <Kei Hoseki> tah tah!
[23:24] <@Dr_Xadium> ...
[23:24] * Kei Hoseki waves.....
[23:24] <Kei Hoseki> remembre...don't go looking
[23:25] *** Cressida, Xadium and Daini are back in the atrium, Matsumi is passed out on the floor
[23:25] <Daini Felinus> 0.0
[23:25] <golD_lux> (Yeah that 1000% guarantees we're gonna go lookin')
[23:25] * @Dr_Xadium phones up everyone to see who's all right and who's in trouble
[23:26] * Daini Felinus checks on Matsumi
[23:26] <Daini Felinus> Matsu nee. Wake up
[23:26] * Matsumi Kaze is passed out
[23:27] * Daini Felinus drags Matsumi to the Q sofa
[23:28] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte [Peinforte Manor] isn't answering her phone
[23:29] <@Dr_Xadium> Cress I gotta go, pleas ehandle this
[23:29] * @Dr_Xadium is away: checking on Kaelyn
[23:29] * golD_lux winces
[23:29] <Daini Felinus> <<
[23:29] <golD_lux> Four missing planets.
[23:30] <Daini Felinus> You ok?
[23:30] <golD_lux> Not really?
[23:30] <golD_lux> If I don't find 4 missing planets we lose the Solar System and Space Jesusess doesn't want us lookin'.
[23:30] <golD_lux> As well as some other force.
[23:30] * Matsumi Kaze SNORES
[23:31] * Daini Felinus hops up and sits on the back of the Q sofa “that’s rough.”
[23:31] <Daini Felinus> I have a question tho
[23:32] * golD_lux hefts Aunt Mats with one arm and depsoits her on the Q Sofa
[23:33] <Daini Felinus> What’s a Universal Census?
[23:34] <golD_lux> A bunch of aliens go around catalogging all the planets and stuff in the universe
[23:34] <golD_lux> I guess they get real salty if the numbers are off
[23:35] <Daini Felinus> Huh sounds like anything can be a job these days
[23:35] * @Dr_Xadium has moved to: [ Peinforte Manor ]
[23:35] * @Dr_Xadium [Peinforte Manor] finds KAe laid out in her study, attacked
[23:36] * @Dr_Xadium [Peinforte Manor] gets her first aid
[23:37] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte [Peinforte Manor] groans and tries to set up but she looks dazed
[23:37] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] p-papa..I..head..hurt...
[23:37] <Davina O`Cain> So, what should we do, then? Absolutely nothing?
[23:38] <@Dr_Xadium> [Peinforte Manor] What's wrong Kae...?
[23:38] <golD_lux> Nothin' my foot
[23:38] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] C-Can't see......
[23:39] <golD_lux> If there are planets missing that's a case for the Shadow Proclamation
[23:39] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte [Peinforte Manor] 's eyes are covered by the blood from her head.....there's ALOT of blood on the floor
[23:39] * @Dr_Xadium [Peinforte Manor] calls in Paise to come in with some of Solon's Morbuis lotion
[23:39] <spiritflame> @Paisley Pythia Peinforte rolls 1d20 [ 5 ]
[23:40] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Peinforte Manor] is out ><
[23:40] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Peinforte Manor] tends to Kae whilst X gets the medkit he keeps around
[23:41] * @Dr_Xadium [Peinforte Manor] uses a dermal regenerator and bone knitter on Kae and cleans her up
[23:41] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] m..mummy..head..someone..behind
[23:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] It's all right dea, rdon't oush yourself...
[23:41] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Peinforte Manor] is trying o hold it together as she treats Kae
[23:42] * Matsumi Kaze snores and drools and giggles like an idiot
[23:43] * Daini Felinus sticks her finger in Matsumi’s ear and wiggles it a bit
[23:44] * Matsumi Kaze makes a noise that is.....well...it's a noise you'd expect more from chibi-usa
[23:45] <Daini Felinus> >.>
[23:45] <Daini Felinus> she’s possessed again >>
[23:45] <Davina O`Cain> Hm?
[23:45] * @Dr_Xadium [Peinforte Manor] cleans off Kae's face and is using a penlight to check her pupillary response
[23:46] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte [Peinforte Manor] 's eyes are a bit dialeted..looks like a concussion
[23:47] <@Dr_Xadium> [Peinforte Manor] Concussed ><
[23:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] I havne't any Elixir here. We should take her to the HOTEL
[23:47] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Peinforte Manor] opens a portal
[23:47] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte has moved to: [ EMH ]
[23:47] * @Dr_Xadium has moved to: [ EMH ]
[23:48] * @Dr_Xadium [EMH] takes Kae with him
[23:48] * @Dr_Xadium [EMH] gets her settled in a Biobed and starts a treatment for the wounds and concission
[23:48] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [EMH] sits and worries
[23:50] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte has moved to: [ EMH ]
[23:50] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte [EMH] is being well cared for!
[23:52] * Daini Felinus stares at Matsumi with absolutely zero good intentions and whispers “she must be under a sleeping possession. I have to save her~” :3
[23:52] <Davina O`Cain> What makes you think so?
[23:53] * Matsumi Kaze GRABS Daini in her sleep and hugs her to her chest like a teddy bear
[23:53] * Daini Felinus slowly perches on the back of the Q Sofa “shhhhhhh I just know~”
[23:53] <Daini Felinus> Ack!!
[23:53] * Daini Felinus struggles!!!
[23:54] <Daini Felinus> nooooo she got me!! Tell my mom I love her~
[23:55] * Daini Felinus plays dead. “Bleh”
[00:05] <Matsumi Kaze> zzzzzzzzzz
[00:06] <Daini Felinus> << she means to possess me too
[00:08] * golD_lux is away 
[00:10] * Daini Felinus struggles with renewed vigor!!
[00:11] * Matsumi Kaze finally lets her go
[00:12] * Daini Felinus flops free to the floor”ah!! Why??!”
[00:14] * Daini Felinus huffs and jumps onto Matsumi arms and legs splayed in a body slam!
[00:16] <Matsumi Kaze> O_O
[00:16] <Matsumi Kaze> O____O
[00:16] * Matsumi Kaze starts to turn green
[00:17] * Daini Felinus grins, rolls off, and runs
[00:18] * Matsumi Kaze throws up
[00:19] * Daini Felinus winces…..and throws some napkins
[00:19] * Daini Felinus HIDES from the consequences of her actions O.O
[00:24] <Ryoko Atsumi> Oi
[00:24] *** Ryoko Atsumi has joined #suburbansenshi2
[00:24] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Ryoko Atsumi
[00:24] <Ryoko Atsumi> ..what the hell did you do, shortie
[00:26] * Daini Felinus hisses and tries to run “she suffocated me first!!”
[00:33] * Ryoko Atsumi SLAMS her fist ontop of Daini's head
[00:33] * Daini Felinus whimpers and tears up
[00:34] <Daini Felinus> bully ><
[00:35] * Daini Felinus passes out
[00:36] <Ryoko Atsumi> oh come on I didn't hit you that hard
[00:38] * Daini Felinus has a small lump from the blunt force trauma
[00:42] <Ryoko Atsumi> you're not dead
[00:44] * Daini Felinus inchworms towards the stairs
[00:44] <Ryoko Atsumi> see?
[00:45] <Ryoko Atsumi> ...
[00:45] * Ryoko Atsumi gets an evil smirk on her face
[00:45] * Ryoko Atsumi walks over
[00:46] * Ryoko Atsumi gives Daini a wedgie
[00:46] * Daini Felinus makes a break for it and BOOKS it
[00:47] <Ryoko Atsumi> hahaah
[00:47] * Daini Felinus screams and slaps at Ryoko struggling to break free “ IM WEARING A DRESS YOU PERV!!”
[00:48] <Ryoko Atsumi> oh come on
[00:49] <Ryoko Atsumi> you're fine
[00:49] * Daini Felinus flushes red and pouts angrily
[00:51] <Ryoko Atsumi> ......frog pattern is a bold choice
[00:52] * Daini Felinus does that frustrated scream teens do and stomps upstairs “im telling my dad!”
[00:53] <Ryoko Atsumi> pffft
[00:57] * Daini Felinus texts her girlfriend to complain about Ryoko T.T
[00:58] * Daini Felinus is away: she gave me a wedgie!!!
[08:03] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ Room 1006 ]
[08:03] * Merc_Nezu [Room 1006] folds her hands as in a prayer
[08:06] <Merc_Nezu> [Room 1006] (I hope they make the right descision. By 'right' I mean just, wise and without much bloodshed. 😓)
[09:00] <Merc_Nezu> (( A happy Sunday Afternoon to y'all. ❤️ ))
[09:01] * Merc_Nezu is away: Still praying
[11:42] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte has moved to: [ EMH ]
[11:42] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte [EMH] looks more annoyed then anything this morning
[11:42] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] I am absolutly FINE
[11:42] <Saeko Mizuno> you do seem alright....
[11:42] * Saeko Mizuno has moved to: [ EMH ]
[11:43] <Saeko Mizuno> [EMH] ....I sitll don't understand it
[11:43] * @Dr_Xadium [EMH] and Paise are hovering over her
[11:44] <Saeko Mizuno> [EMH] .....how does one get a concussion from INSIDE their skull....
[11:45] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] I don't know...but I am all better alright...
[11:45] <@Dr_Xadium> [EMH] ...from inside ?
[11:45] * Saeko Mizuno [EMH] looks to Xadium and Paise and nods
[11:45] <Saeko Mizuno> [EMH] if I didn't know better....it's as if some force struck you from inside your own head
[11:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] Athena trying to spring forth from the head of Zeus? :P
[11:47] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte [EMH] tries to get out of bed
[11:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] You stay there young lady!
[11:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] It's all I could do to prevent Liv from being your personal bodygaurd / butler
[11:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] If she knows you're trying to escape hospital
[11:50] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte [EMH] grumbles and gets back in bed
[11:50] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] look I told you everything that happened.....I was going through my books and then...i felt something hit me..and everything went dark
[11:50] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] ...it's strange
[11:51] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] ....I could have sworn I felt someone there
[11:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] What if you did. A Tulpa?
[11:51] <@Dr_Xadium> [EMH] Kae... can you recall what you were reading at the time?
[11:52] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [EMH] catches X's tone, like he suspects something
[11:53] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] I was catagorizing my texts at the time...
[11:53] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] I do recall being annoyed that I couldn't find one...I think I lent it out to one of my co-workers...
[11:54] <@Dr_Xadium> [EMH] Which one?
[11:54] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] I think....
[11:54] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] yes
[11:55] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] it was The Eye of Odin
[11:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] ...the one from Avalon?
[11:57] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] no, mum
[11:57] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] it's a book
[11:58] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] I have one of the only copies of it
[11:58] <@Dr_Xadium> [EMH] What's the book about? I mean other than the obvious.
[12:00] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] the title is just symbolic
[12:00] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] it's an occult text with spells, notes on seals, obscure knowledge.........
[12:01] <@Dr_Xadium> [EMH] ...
[12:01] <@Dr_Xadium> [EMH] what kind of obscure knowledge
[12:01] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] ...it's said that nearly all the text originally came from The Aerithium
[12:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] X what are you driving at
[12:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] The Aerithium?
[12:01] * @Dr_Xadium [EMH] pings Paise over the Connexion with what happened to him yesterday
[12:02] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [EMH] blinks as she takes that in
[12:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] KAelyn
[12:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] yesterday your father was nearly knocked out because he was researching
[12:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] something to do with the ancient past of the solar system
[12:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] Some force was interfering
[12:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] He suspects this might be related
[12:03] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] ....
[12:04] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] ...possible I guess?
[12:05] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] What is Aerithium
[12:05] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] ^The Aerithium
[12:05] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] ...so you've heard of The Necronomicon, correct?
[12:06] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] Yes.
[12:06] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] We've a copy at home, remember
[12:09] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] The Aerithium is it's oppisite number
[12:09] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] it was said to contain the greatest knowledge of iight and holy spells...and the power to destroy dark and elder gods
[12:10] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] the orignal book was destroyed..but fragments do exist in other texts..least that's what's been said
[12:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] Were you reading anything related to its contents when... your head...
[12:16] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] I was trying to find it
[12:16] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] well that one book
[12:16] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] but no..I wasn't
[12:17] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] ....you know
[12:17] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] I think I did leave some Commentary Notes on the subject back in my study, though
[12:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] Can we take a look at them?
[12:18] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] ...mum....why do you have to ask me
[12:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] ...because they're your notes?
[12:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] I'm not just going to invade your privacy :P
[12:20] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] well you have my permission
[12:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] Thanks.
[12:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] If there is some kind of... Psychic trap... associated with this we need to be careful.
[12:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] From what X saw it feels like we're treading around the edges of something dangerous.
[12:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] (assumeing things are related)
[12:26] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] ..mum...
[12:26] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] EVERYTHING we do is dangerious
[12:37] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte [EMH] says that with a knowing smile
[12:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] heh. Touché
[12:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] I'm going to go collect them, back ina tick
[12:38] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away: going to collect but not read them
[12:42] * @Dr_Xadium [EMH] dotes on Kae in the meantime
[12:45] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte [EMH] is torn between loving this and feeling absolutly embressed
[12:46] *** DD_Girl_Pink [pinkuyouma@gingatv.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[12:46] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa DD_Girl_Pink
[12:47] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [EMH] returns with a big box of disoganised paperwork and notes
[12:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] Love, you really need a database
[12:48] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] ..my system works for me?
[12:49] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [EMH] finds a quiet conrner and meditates, bruild up mer mentqal defences
[12:50] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [EMH] then starts to sort the paperwork and notes in a corner, setting up an evidence board style relationshop chart
[12:52] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte [EMH] looks still annoyed at being stuck in a room like this
[12:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] I can't help but be impressed at your ability as a researcher.
[12:54] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte [EMH] suddenly looks really proud
[12:54] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] I got my doctorate for a reason
[12:55] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [EMH] smiles
[12:57] *** roll 1d10
[12:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] Good job for picking up where your old mum couldn't
[12:57] <spiritflame> @Paisley Pythia Peinforte rolls 1d10 [ 9 ]
[13:01] *** Paisley, after going through several pages..you find a page that is specifically commentary on a very specific page.....
[13:03] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [EMH] reads
[13:08] <Kaelyn's Notes> ♦ -to wit, the mention of The Six Fold within the overall structure of this list of “The Risen Ones” as opposites and opponents to the Elders cannot be overstated. I have not seen these dieties mentioned in any other eldritch texts but one, though I cannot ignore the possibility that in the original text of The Aethrium that they might have proved to be of a more important nature. As well, the entomology and use of the use REGINA as-
[13:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] (The Six Fold... The Risen Ones... the Elders... )
[13:09] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [EMH] 's eyes widen
[13:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] (The SIX FOLD... could they be related to The Six who came First?)
[13:10] *** Read on, y/n
[13:10] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [EMH] remembers her training with Hathi courtesy of Matsuo
[13:10] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [EMH] Y
[13:12] * Kaelyn's Notes notes go on and on like this for page after page......15 pages later and you spot something
[13:14] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [EMH] reads
[13:19] <Kaelyn's Notes> ♦ While the list of natures of the planetary spheres as the gateways to the secrets of The Risen Ones is rather pedantic and unsurprising, the translation on this chart has proven more interesting. Of note, the mention of “Kainoss” and the Four Shepards of the Six Fold have puzzled earlier translators, as as might be known, no celestial object matches this description. However, going by personal experience, I believe the word might have been mis-translated and corrupted over years of re-writing. Looking over smiler texts and going back through the notes of Dominic Lewyllyn (note to self: return his commentaries to college archives), I believe the Kai may have been originally spoken using the sound “Kwi” which would have been originally transcribed as “Qui”. As for the Four Shepards-
[13:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] Qui... Quinox?
[13:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] And Four shephards? Planetary spheres?
[13:22] <@Dr_Xadium> [EMH] Hmm?
[13:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] Sorry did I say that out loud?
[13:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] ... just... some interesting informaion in these notes.
[13:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] You said four planets were mssing, yeah?
[13:23] <@Dr_Xadium> [EMH] Yes.
[13:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] And there are four shephards
[13:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] mentioned here...
[13:31] *** continue to read Y/N?
[13:32] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [EMH] Y
[13:38] * Kaelyn's Notes continue on and on and on..until you suddenly find a sketch done by Kaelyn and a description...
[13:38] <Kaelyn's Notes> ♦ I have tried to reconstruct the seal from the description given in the text. However, I feel that it is somehow incomplete. I have not found any manner of explanation on what the seal is for, however. I feel it may be important since I found no other symbols which match those described
[13:39] <Kaelyn's Notes>




[13:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] Interesting... the Symbol of Quinox a tthe center, and then others....
[13:40] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [EMH] tries to make out the others...
[13:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] One rather looks like Uranus, Neptune...
[13:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] Saturn?
[13:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] Pluto?
[13:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] But there are four more spaces...
[13:45] * Kaelyn's Notes don't go any further on this subject..you've hit the wall
[13:46] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [EMH] has still gotten a lot
[13:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] "the list of natures of the planetary spheres as the gateways to the secrets of The Risen Ones"
[13:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] The Spheres... are gareways to the secrets of the Risen Ones... those who stand in opposition to the Elders....
[13:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] Who are the Elders...
[13:51] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] the Elder Gods
[13:51] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] the old ones
[13:53] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] ...you know..the ones our family is...rather attached to
[14:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] ...yes.
[14:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] Well, the Quinoxians worhip the Old Ones don't they?
[14:02] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] apperently not
[14:02] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] ..we've been mistaken all these years
[14:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] What do you mean?
[14:05] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte [EMH] sits up
[14:05] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] in these texts, they refer to beings called The Risen Ones
[14:05] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] or The High Ones
[14:06] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] ...these beings apperently are in opposition with The Old Ones
[14:06] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] you'll find it in those notes
[14:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] So the "High Ones" are the ones the Quinoxians worship?
[14:07] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] ..but that doesn't mean these beings are..."good"
[14:07] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] yes
[14:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] Hmm.
[14:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] I'm tryign to work out the relationships here...
[14:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] would you agree with my reading of the seal?
[14:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] I think I see the Outer planets + four more around Quniox
[14:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] ^Quinox
[14:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] symbologically.
[14:09] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] ..yes i agree with that
[14:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] So my thinking is the four missing planets- X what were they? - are represented by the voids between the ones we know.
[14:11] <@Dr_Xadium> [EMH] Hyperia, Thalia, Tyche and Phaeton.
[14:11] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] I disagree with that sentiment, mum
[14:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] What's your reading, then?
[14:11] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] if you look at those symbols..they don't match the planets we know
[14:12] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] they might be similer but they aren't
[14:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] Hmm.
[14:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] So yo uthink rather than being more ancient depictions of the ones we know they are different planets altogether?
[14:13] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] that was my theory
[14:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] So maybe those are the four we're looking for.
[14:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] Where did you come across those symbols?
[14:16] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] just by description....it was an eariler paragraph..um...back.you'll see it there....it describes the seal
[14:18] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [EMH] whatever the seal was meant for, is lost
[14:19] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [EMH] nods
[14:25] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte [EMH] yawns, trying to rest a bit
[14:26] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [EMH] puts a moist towelette on her head
[14:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [EMH] rest, love
[14:26] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away: tending to her
[14:26] * @Dr_Xadium is away: same
[17:16] <Matsumi Kaze> I have no idea what's going on...sometimes I think they make a bigger deal out of this stuff then me...
[17:17] * Matsumi Kaze has moved to: [ 1603 ]
[17:17] * Matsumi Kaze [1603] goes to the table, where her kids are and her husband
[17:17] <Matsumi Kaze> [1603] they ask me to talk to the loadstone...I have NO idea what they found out....
[17:17] <Matsumi Kaze> [1603] I can't think of what would be so important...
[17:21] * Freya Felinus has moved to: [ 1603 ]
[17:21] <Freya Felinus> [1603] ..for now it's better you stay out of it
[17:21] * Freya Felinus [1603] joins at the dinner table
[17:26] <Matsumi Kaze> [1603] hey if it's about my planet I should know!
[17:31] <Freya Felinus> [1603] we'll talk about it later
[20:31] * Matsuo Shin [Greenstone Manor] blinks and sits up..having fallen asleep at his writing desk
[20:31] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] ugh
[20:43] * There's a "GeiTeki" ringtone that goes off in his study
[20:43] * @Sakura X. Aino [Greenstone Manor] can be heard talking to someone in her tent
[20:44] * @Sakura X. Aino [Greenstone Manor] hangs up and emerges from the tent with a cup of coffee in a Tin Cup
[20:44] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] Matsuo~~
[20:44] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] Mattty McMatt Matt Matsuo~
[20:48] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] I need everything you have on the myths and legends of Planet Quinox from the deep past
[20:50] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] huh?
[20:50] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] oh um
[20:50] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] ..there's over there....
[20:50] * Matsuo Shin [Greenstone Manor] points to a crate of papers...at least 20 of them stacked on top of each other
[20:51] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] What do you know about "The High Ones / the Risen Ones"
[20:51] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] And the Four Shepherds of the Six Fold
[20:52] * @Sakura X. Aino [Greenstone Manor] has been fed info from her pop
[20:52] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] never heard of them
[20:52] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] hmm hmm hmm
[20:53] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] Ever heard of a work called "The Aerithium"
[20:55] * Matsuo Shin [Greenstone Manor] thinks
[20:55] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] .
[20:55] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] yes..yes I think so
[20:55] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] Would you know ehere one might find a copy?
[21:03] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] no it's not that
[21:03] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] ...I swear i've heard that name recenetly
[21:03] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] in a dream or something
[21:03] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] Fascinating.
[21:04] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] Sister² was doing some research that involved it.
[21:07] * Matsuo Shin [Greenstone Manor] pauses for a moment as if in thought
[21:07] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] is she now?
[21:07] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] We think there's a pretty big secret being hidden about the ancient history of Quinox and the fate of the Solar System basically hangs on it
[21:13] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] a secret about Quinox?
[21:16] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] TLDR is a Universal Census from 70,000 years ago shows four more planets between Quinox and the Oort Cloud
[21:17] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] there are no other worlds beyond quinox
[21:17] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] fragmentary information from The Aerithum seems to point in that direction too.
[21:17] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] The Loadstone apparently doesn't want anyone peeking in that direction
[21:17] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] and there are heavy psychic traps for anyone who looks
[21:18] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] Pop nearly got put in a Coma and Sis had part of her head blown out from the inside
[21:18] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] So needless to say there's something big being hidden
[21:18] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] And if we don't find those four planets our Solar System is going to get yeeted out of reality.
[21:19] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] Hyperia, Thalia, Tyche and Phaeton.
[21:21] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] the names aren't familer to me....
[21:22] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] Well that's the point - it looks like they've been scrubbed from history.
[21:22] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] And are Actively being suppressed
[21:22] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] how far back
[21:22] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] Sometime after 70,000 years ago
[21:23] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] heh..no wonder
[21:23] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] even I haven't studied that far back......
[21:23] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] not that there's a point
[21:24] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] ...Tjere
[21:24] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] There's a point now
[21:27] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] well you're a historian and a time lord...why can't you just research it
[21:28] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] Because the secrets of Time Travel have been taken from me as well as my access to the Matrix on Gallifrey :P
[21:28] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] So I need to do it the old-fashioned way.
[21:28] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] With help from a colleague :P
[21:28] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] (did I mention I'm a lecturer at Cambridge now? :D :D :D )
[21:29] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] congraulations
[21:30] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] Thankees
[21:30] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] As you can see, research into the Deep Past is actually quite relevant
[21:31] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] well my work is open to you
[21:33] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] ...aren't you interested in digging in?
[21:35] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] not particulary
[21:36] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] it's best we leave these things alone
[21:36] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] ...how come?
[21:36] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] just trust me on that
[21:36] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] ...so you're cool with the entire Solar System vanishing?
[21:36] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] Because... you and your family sorta live in it
[21:38] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] Sakura.is there a reason you're living here?
[21:39] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] Yes.
[21:39] * @Sakura X. Aino [Greenstone Manor] refuses to elaborate further.
[21:39] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] /em offers hime some coffee
[21:39] * @Sakura X. Aino [Greenstone Manor] offers him some coffee
[21:40] * @Sakura X. Aino [Greenstone Manor] decides to go trough his study looking for leads on the Aerithium
[21:40] * Matsuo Shin [Greenstone Manor] drinks the coffee
[21:41] * it is AMAZING Coffee brewed in an ancient, authentic manner, it is energizign and delicious
[21:41] *** there are files and papers and all sorts of things..there's a box full of artifacs too
[21:42] * @Sakura X. Aino [Greenstone Manor] produces a corkboard from somewhere and starts organizing and making connections in the way only a Time Lord can
[21:42] *** roll 1d10
[21:43] <spiritflame> @Sakura X. Aino rolls 1d10 [ 4 ]
[21:43] * @Sakura X. Aino [Greenstone Manor] is moving very quickly and broadly, assembling Matsuo an index / bibliography as she goes
[21:45] *** Sakura, apperenty you're clumsy enough to knock ovr one of the crates of artifacts
[21:48] * The contents scatter on the floor
[21:51] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] Whoopsiedoodle ><
[21:51] * @Sakura X. Aino [Greenstone Manor] bends down to collect them and sort them
[21:51] *** one of the artifacts has rolled under a desk
[21:52] * @Sakura X. Aino [Greenstone Manor] reaches for it much as a cat would would trying to get a toy from under a sofa
[21:54] *** you catch it..it's a small carved statue, made fully of wood..it's very well carved...doesn't look like there's any finish on it oddly enough
[21:55] * @Sakura X. Aino [Greenstone Manor] sits cross-legged onm the floor and takes a moment to regard it, turning it around in her hands slowly
[21:56] *** it's very smooth to the touch....the design looks ancient..somewhat alien....
[22:03] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] Matsuo...
[22:03] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] _wat is das_
[22:03] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] /mw scans it with her sonic
[22:03] * @Sakura X. Aino [Greenstone Manor]
[22:03] * @Sakura X. Aino [Greenstone Manor] ^
[22:04] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] hm?
[22:04] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] ..oh that
[22:04] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] I found that..in a small catche....the design is Martian..very early Martian
[22:04] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] but I coudln't figure out the material
[22:04] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] i mean it looks like wood
[22:05] *** the sonic reads it as some kind of wood...
[22:05] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] It is a kind of wood, yes.
[22:05] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] Hang on
[22:06] * @Sakura X. Aino [Greenstone Manor] pulls out her mobile and interfaces the Sonic with the HOTEL via a modem link
[22:06] * @Sakura X. Aino [Greenstone Manor] tries to look up the type of wood
[22:07] *** it doesn't match any sort of wood in the Hotel database
[22:08] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] The HOTEL has never seen this type of wood.
[22:08] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] Which is... odd
[22:08] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] You say this is Martian?
[22:09] * @Sakura X. Aino [Greenstone Manor] queiries the database of martian woods
[22:09] * @Sakura X. Aino [Greenstone Manor] looks to see what kinds are known
[22:09] *** it doesn't match
[22:10] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] I said the design was Martian
[22:11] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] Okay. So a martian or martian-trained artisan got a hole od this mystery wood
[22:11] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] ^hold
[22:14] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] yes...why is that important?
[22:17] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] This implies trade or cultureal exchange using materials that have no known provenance in the Solar System
[22:17] * @Sakura X. Aino [Greenstone Manor] scans it for age
[22:18] *** the date of the statue is from about 20,082 BCE
[22:19] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] Okay so this is about 20,000 years old.
[22:21] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] that's about how I dated it.....even I know almost nothing about it
[22:21] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] ... wouldn't you like to solve this mystery :3
[22:22] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] not particuarly no...
[22:22] * @Sakura X. Aino [Greenstone Manor] looks to see, if, in the collecred records, there's anything more that looks like this
[22:22] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] ...why?
[22:22] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] Where's your curiosity as a historian?
[22:22] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] I have more important things to do in my life nowadays
[22:23] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] This here is at least three research papers worth of material
[22:23] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] ...Well... yeah a family will do that.
[22:23] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] But still, aren't you the least bit curious~?
[22:23] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] Sakura..I'm really not
[22:24] * @Sakura X. Aino [Greenstone Manor] looks _incredibly disappointment for a second them covers it with a cheery smile
[22:24] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] No problem! I'll sort it out!
[22:24] * @Sakura X. Aino [Greenstone Manor] busies herself poring over all the materials
[22:24] *** there's a call on Sakura's phone..if she has one
[22:25] * @Sakura X. Aino [Greenstone Manor] answers it
[22:25] *** it's from the college..someone has broken into her office
[22:25] * @Sakura X. Aino [Greenstone Manor] will etl campus police deal with it
[22:25] * @Sakura X. Aino [Greenstone Manor] keeps digging
[22:26] *** there are TONS of material
[22:26] * @Sakura X. Aino [Greenstone Manor] is an intellectually stimulated Time Lord with s[BLEEP]t else to do.
[22:26] *** it becoems very obvious Matsuo took down notes with alot of love and care..with a great deal of passion
[22:27] * @Sakura X. Aino [Greenstone Manor] can see this and this just intensifies her disappointment with his complete lack of interest.
[22:27] * @Sakura X. Aino [Greenstone Manor] can guess there's more going on there but also knows it would be folly to try and unpack it suddenly
[22:37] * @Sakura X. Aino [Greenstone Manor] keeps working at things
[22:37] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] I need to go make sure Lina is in bed....
[22:46] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] Oka.y I'll be working
[22:46] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] Give the little srpout a hug for me~
[22:46] * Matsuo Shin [Greenstone Manor] nods
[22:46] * Matsuo Shin is away 
[22:47] * @Sakura X. Aino is away: caffine + Sakura + Mystery = productivities
[06:49] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ Shower Room ]
[07:00] *** Insert Monday Morning Routine here
[07:16] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ MU ]
[08:29] * Merc_Nezu is away: School Breakfast
[17:43] <The Cheesykits Countdown > ♦ ANNOUNCEMENT!
[17:44] <The Cheesykits Countdown > /FLASH The Cheesykits event will commence in 24 Hours!
[17:44] <The Cheesykits Countdown > ♦ CORRECTION - 48 hours.
[18:13] * Forest Kit gives a gift to be given to the Domesti-Kit and to the Karami girl, it would show and air some not so subtle threats from the being known as "F[BLEEP]k You Geckos[BLEEP]t". directing them at Forest Kits, their friends and yes, even some symphathizers.
[23:04] * Frey has a nightmare >_<
[23:12] * Frey trembles.....having the same nightmare he's had since he was a child
[03:15] * Karami [Room 1009] watches the video
[03:18] <Karami> [Room 1009] Oh... 😓As my father would say: Wow, just wow... Must we be concerned right now?
[03:21] * Karami [Room 1009] sits up in her bed and records her own message:
[03:23] <Karami> [Room 1009] To the ones in charge: While, personally, I probably couldn't care less what happenst to taht guy if he's really that mean and dangerous, I need to say that some of my friends think different about the matter.
[03:30] <Karami> [Room 1009] Sure, I may have quite a lot of blood on my own hands, having been forced to battle similar threats - and worse - from a young age... But keep in mind: Should you really come to the conclusion to sentence him to... the ultimate price, prepare for the cycle of Revenge... Because, virtually everyone has some smypathizers here and there; You take one of them out and they'll revenge just back, and so on.
[03:33] <Karami> [Room 1009] Although, if he actually lashes out at EVERYBODY like that, then that's not the smartest thing to do, right?
[03:36] <Karami> [Room 1009] *sighs* Well, cutting a long story short, I hope you guys consider all possible long-term consequences. Take care... *winks* 😉
[03:38] *** Then, she starts cuddling with Akitsu-chan a bit, playing around his nose with her pointer finger.
[03:39] <Karami> [Room 1009] What do you think? If the situation escalates like that, maybe we should give you in car at Dad's place for a while?
[03:40] <Karami> (( *care* ))
[03:40] *** :-3?
[03:40] * Karami [Room 1009] goes back to sleep
[06:09] * Karami is away: Trying to find sleep after this
[07:44] *** The Sesame Street music starts to play. IT'S TIME, PEOPLE!
[07:44] * ~Little fox ears suddenly pop up in front of the camera
[07:46] *** has joined #suburbansenshi2
[07:46] <@spiritflame> ohayo *** Happy Doll's Festival!!
[07:47] *** Chibi-Nat [SilentSorceress@EnclaveFedCom.Net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[07:47] <@spiritflame> ohayo Chibi-Nat *** Happy Doll's Festival!!
[07:47] <Chibi-Nat> :D
[07:47] <Chibi-Nat> You thought you were getting one of the T-Dolls, BUT IT'S ME, NATALIA!!
[07:47] <Chibi-Nat> OHH-HO-HO-HO-HO!
[07:48] * Chibi-Nat has the Michiru Laugh down pretty well.
[07:49] <Chibi-Nat> It's now 34 hours and 15 minutes before Cheesykits! And the glorious return of the Jurors from their big meeting!
[07:50] <Chibi-Nat> Why's it taking them so long to decide if F[BLEEP]k-You Geckos[BLEEP]t is guilty or not?
[07:55] <Chibi-Nat> Sooooo! With a little help from the T-Doll Architect, I'm helping to put out a short run of Prikitiki plushies!
[07:59] <Chibi-Nat>




[07:59] <Chibi-Nat> Weapons not included. Can't let them even NEAR a knife or scissors.
[08:01] <Chibi-Nat> The Plushietikis AREN'T cute and cuddly. Their hearts are dark as Lunaball's soul and twice as twisted!
[08:02] <Chibi-Nat> And they DO need to be put in their place and dealt with! Because they're so unreasoning and malicious that they'll start attacking any and all other plushies nearby the moment you stop watching them!
[08:03] <Chibi-Nat> They're NOT made out of hypoallergenic materials because they DON'T want to get along with you.
[08:04] <Chibi-Nat> But the real bonus is how you deal with them when they go too far!
[08:04] * Chibi-Nat pulls out a barbecue lighter and flicks it on.
[08:05] * Chibi-Nat holds the flame against the Plushieiki.
[08:05] * Plushietiki BURSTS into flames!!!
[08:05] <Chibi-Nat> They're NOT made out of fire-resistant materials either!
[08:06] <Chibi-Nat> They're more evil than Elf-on-the-Shelf, but at least here at Cheesykit Productions we made certain to build a fatal weakness into them!
[08:08] <Chibi-Nat> When the evil of the Plushietiki becomes too great, you'll have the ability to purge that evil with the purifying might of FIRE!!!
[08:09] <Chibi-Nat> Perfect for young girls aspiring to one day become Sisters of Battle!!
[08:10] <Chibi-Nat> Finally, there's the cost.
[08:14] <Chibi-Nat> Cheesykits stands for QUALITY!!!!! So with that in mind, all of our Plushietiki are made from the finest quality materials assembled in Forest Kit workshops!
[08:15] *** Insert image of a bunch of Forest Kits working at rows of sewing machines.
[08:16] <Chibi-Nat> We only need to pay them in meat snacks, so we can pass the savings on to you!
[08:17] <Chibi-Nat> Each Plushietiki costs only five US Dollars! In this day and age that's an unheard of bargain!
[08:18] <Chibi-Nat> Keep a lookout, because the Plushietiki will be coming soon!
[08:18] <Chibi-Nat> Get them, before they get you! >:D
[08:19] <Chibi-Nat> That's all the time we've got for the Morning Hello for today, but we'll be back again soon!
[08:19] <Chibi-Nat> But before I go, let's have the Letter of the Day!!
[08:20] <Chibi-Nat> Today's being brought to you by the letter...P!
[08:21] <Chibi-Nat> P is for POTIONCAT!!




[08:22] *** Chibi-Nat [SilentSorceress@EnclaveFedCom.Net] has left #suburbansenshi2 ("Potioncat has wares if you have coin.")
[10:15] * COVEN HQ is raided by..someone..
[17:27] * Matsuo Shin [Greenstone Manor] silently writes something
[17:36] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] What's thaaaaat
[17:36] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] don't you have work to do
[17:36] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] I amm working!
[17:37] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] I'm helping crack the case~
[17:37] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] and what have you come up with
[17:39] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] I said I'm helping not that I cracked it.
[17:41] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] perhaps you think in the wrong mental state
[17:41] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] What do you mean?
[17:45] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] you think like a time lord
[17:45] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] ...because I am one?
[17:47] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] I couldn'tfind any hits on that wood from the object you found.
[17:47] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] So where it come from really is a mystery.
[17:49] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] are you JUST a time lord?
[17:49] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] if you found this location..what would you do with it
[17:50] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] What I'd have to do to get the Universal Census off our backs
[17:51] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] Eitehr respotre the planets or let them know their fate so they can update their records.
[17:51] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] ^restore
[17:51] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] ..would you let the planets exist?
[17:52] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] Unless there was a reason not to?
[17:52] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] Usually planets form part of a larger ecosystem.
[17:53] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] When they're removed that balance is disrupted.
[17:53] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] Granted a new kind of balance evolves in their wake...
[17:53] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] so it's a balacing act.
[17:54] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] so what is your next test with this statue
[17:55] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] Was thinkinf og somehing unconventional
[17:55] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] Having a Psychometrist havea look at it
[17:55] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] Trace its history that way.
[17:59] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] do you know any
[18:00] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] Two actually. Paisley and Chiba Mamoru
[18:04] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] I see
[18:05] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] ...is this a skill you possess?
[18:10] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] no
[18:11] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] Did you have any ideas?
[18:12] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] well I-
[18:12] *** Sakura's phone rings
[18:13] * @Sakura X. Aino [Greenstone Manor] checks it quickly
[18:13] *** is she answering it or just looking at what the number is
[18:14] * @Sakura X. Aino [Greenstone Manor] is looking at the number
[18:14] *** the number is listed under Prof. Shin
[18:16] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] .
[18:16] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] answer the phone
[18:18] * @Sakura X. Aino [Greenstone Manor] takes the call
[18:19] * Matsuo Shin has moved to: [ Phone ]
[18:19] <Matsuo Shin> [Phone] Sakura?
[18:20] <Matsuo Shin> [Phone] I'm sorry I wasn' tthere...I understand you were trying to get in touch with me?
[18:20] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] (Welll well)
[18:20] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] How interesting, I was rather under the impression I had~
[18:21] * @Sakura X. Aino [Greenstone Manor] slides one hand into her pocket
[18:21] <Matsuo Shin> [Phone] hm? I'm sorry i'm not tehre. My wife felt I was in a bit of negative space..so we're taking a cruise together with Lina
[18:22] <Matsuo Shin> [Phone] if there is any research you need to look through..feel free
[18:22] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] So those negative emotions... were you able to get them out of your system?
[18:22] <Matsuo Shin> [Phone] well..working on it I suppose....i suppose I kept them bottled up too much
[18:23] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] Well, glad to hear you're on the mental mend. Have a good time on your trip~
[18:23] * @Sakura X. Aino [Greenstone Manor] presses a small button one something in her pocket
[18:24] <Matsuo Shin> [Phone] oh..oh thank you!
[18:24] *** Matsuo Shin [Shin@history.um.u-tokyo.ac.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2
[18:24] * Matsuo Shin has moved to: [ Greenstone Manor ]
[18:24] * Matsuo Shin [Greenstone Manor] looks at Sakura
[18:24] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] ...let me guess. Tupla?
[18:25] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] ^Tulpa
[18:25] * Matsuo Shin [Greenstone Manor] just smiles
[18:25] * @Sakura X. Aino [Greenstone Manor] narrows her eyes
[18:25] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] Still, you'll be useful.
[18:25] * @Sakura X. Aino [Greenstone Manor] tosses him a book
[18:26] * Matsuo Shin [Greenstone Manor] catches the book
[18:26] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] There's a lot of material to sort here.
[18:27] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] So are you going to impede me or assist me?
[18:27] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] assist you *smiles*
[18:27] * Matsuo Shin [Greenstone Manor] starts to read
[18:27] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] Glad to hear it~
[18:27] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] so what was your idea about the wood~?
[18:28] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] you think too much like a time lord. This might require the thinking of a senshi.
[18:29] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] I'm listening~
[18:31] <Matsuo Shin> [Greenstone Manor] have you thought of tracing it's planetary aura
[18:32] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] Planetary Aura?
[18:33] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] What you mean like the signature of the resonance of the Planetary Crystal from the planet it came from?
[18:33] * Matsuo Shin [Greenstone Manor] nods
[18:34] * @Sakura X. Aino [Greenstone Manor] thinks
[18:34] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] That's a little outside my realm of expertise, but I know someoe who could help.
[18:35] * @Sakura X. Aino [Greenstone Manor] calls someone
[18:35] * The room suddenly FILLS with a BRIGHT SEARING LIGHT from the window
[18:35] * Valeria Victrix has moved to: [ Creenstone Manor ]
[18:36] * Valeria Victrix [Creenstone Manor] /move Greenstone Manor
[18:36] * Valeria Victrix has moved to: [ Greenstone Manor ]
[18:36] * Valeria Victrix [Greenstone Manor] reforms in the center of the room
[18:36] <Valeria Victrix> [Greenstone Manor] Hello, mein counterparten
[18:37] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] Mish Doppelganger~
[18:37] * @Sakura X. Aino [Greenstone Manor] explains the situation leaving out the wierdness about "Matsuo"
[18:38] <Valeria Victrix> [Greenstone Manor] So you need a device that can read the Planet Power signature of an object.
[18:38] <Valeria Victrix> [Greenstone Manor] The Sailor Corps has tons of devices like that!
[18:39] * Valeria Victrix [Greenstone Manor] holdsout a hand and a ball of light wavers in it
[18:40] * Valeria Victrix [Greenstone Manor] concentrates and the light wibble-wobbles, fading as it solidified into a Mk. III Tricorder
[18:40] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] ....
[18:40] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] Are you... are you doing matter-to-energy conversion?
[18:40] <Valeria Victrix> [Greenstone Manor] Only basic basic stuff
[18:40] <Valeria Victrix> [Greenstone Manor] I can decompose something into energy and reconstitute it.
[18:41] <Valeria Victrix> [Greenstone Manor] Very handy for storage.
[18:41] <Valeria Victrix> [Greenstone Manor] Only works on non-living things.
[18:41] <Valeria Victrix> [Greenstone Manor] Well, it wouldwork on living things too, but they just wouldn't be a live once you reversed the process <_<
[18:41] <@Sakura X. Aino> [Greenstone Manor] Yeah that Would be a problem
[18:43] <Valeria Victrix> [Greenstone Manor] ANYWAY we have an index of all the sailor crystals that we've recorded in Galaxy Cauldron. This device will compare the aura of your object ot that database. If it can't find a match, it will at least find something similar.
[18:43] <Valeria Victrix> [Greenstone Manor] That might at leasrt clue you in to the type of power its planet of orgin has / has.
[18:43] * Valeria Victrix [Greenstone Manor] scans the wooden object's planetary power signature
[18:45] *** roll 1d10