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<FireFly_9> Yo, Haruka! get your b[BLEEP]h ass out here!!


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[18:42] * Mister Dinsdale hauls ass into the foilage and bounds up a tree
[18:42] * psYchO_saKi crashes into the forest and scans with infrared
[18:42] * Mister Dinsdale doesn't have a body temperature, so should be good
[18:42] <psYchO_saKi> Heh.
[18:43] * psYchO_saKi aism the halconnen up and shifts it to MIRV mode
[18:43] * psYchO_saKi fires off a blast of ordinance that erupts outward like a falling fireworks display
[18:43] *** the forest shakes as death rains from above
[18:44] * Mister Dinsdale ponders how the hell he's going to beat one of the most psychotic killing machines ever made
[18:44] * Mister Dinsdale worries about the heat from the ordinance, he has no idea how tough the Nestenes made him
[18:45] * Mister Dinsdale thinks... this can't be won on strength..
[18:45] <Mister Dinsdale> She's an android of some kind, it means she's got programming...
[18:46] * Mister Dinsdale pulls out his HTC Evo phone, runing -- hahah running Android OS
[18:46] * Mister Dinsdale scans for any availsble wifi
[18:47] * psYchO_saKi stars whistling "the farmer in the dell"
[18:47] <psYchO_saKi> ♡ come out, come out whereever you are~ ♡
[18:47] * psYchO_saKi gets bored with waiting and pulls out her sword, Merihem.
[18:47] * psYchO_saKi SLASHES through a tree, sending it falling over with a slow crash
[18:48] <psYchO_saKi> ♡ I'm going to cut down every motherf[BLEEP]king tree here until i find you, barbie doll! ♡
[18:48] * Mister Dinsdale watches the tree next to him fall down
[18:49] * Mister Dinsdale gets signal and hacks the Mizunomics database
[18:49] * Mister Dinsdale finds all the data he can on Saki
[18:49] <psYchO_saKi> No no~
[18:49] <psYchO_saKi> What would be more fun...
[18:49] <psYchO_saKi> What would be maximum fun
[18:49] <psYchO_saKi> Is melting your little face off~
[18:50] * psYchO_saKi puts the Halconnen away and finds a flamethrower
[18:51] <psYchO_saKi> ♡ You're going to melt into a nice goopy mess~ ♡
[18:51] * Mister Dinsdale hands are trembling as he struggles to hold the phone, he can smell the heat off the flamethrower's nozzle
[18:51] * Mister Dinsdale finds data on Saki
[18:52] <Mister Dinsdale> She... has a f[BLEEP]king IP address?
[18:52] * Mister Dinsdale runs a stealthy portscan on it
[18:52] * pauses, lowering the flamethrower
[18:53] * psYchO_saKi pauses, lowering the flamethrower
[18:53] * psYchO_saKi feels a tickling sensation... something she's never felt before.
[18:53] * psYchO_saKi frowns and tilts her head, running diagnostics
[18:54] * psYchO_saKi suddenly realizes she's sensing an inbound data transmission
[18:54] * psYchO_saKi tries to read the packets but finds nothing but simple PINGs.
[18:54] <psYchO_saKi> ...
[18:54] <psYchO_saKi> Hah!
[18:54] * psYchO_saKi actually laughs in amazement
[18:54] <psYchO_saKi> That little s[BLEEP]t is trying to hack me.
[18:55] * psYchO_saKi actually just stops
[18:55] <psYchO_saKi> That little f[BLEEP]king piece of s[BLEEP]t... is trying to... hack... ME. XD
[18:55] * Mister Dinsdale is having a hell of a time against the 51st century firewall Eudial put in
[18:56] <psYchO_saKi> Tjat
[18:56] <psYchO_saKi> Even that blonde bimbette never tried that.
[18:56] <psYchO_saKi> Still.
[18:56] <psYchO_saKi> He gets points for novelty, but I'm still going to melt him.
[18:56] * psYchO_saKi takes the flamethrower and lights up the forest
[18:56] <psYchO_saKi> ....
[18:56] * psYchO_saKi is suddenly on fire
[18:56] <psYchO_saKi> WHAT
[18:57] * psYchO_saKi shuts off the flamethrower
[18:57] * psYchO_saKi switches to her jackals and opens fire in the air
[18:57] * psYchO_saKi is shot on all sides by .50 cal shells
[18:57] <psYchO_saKi> .............
[18:57] <psYchO_saKi> I'm f[BLEEP]king shooting myself.
[18:57] * psYchO_saKi runs a diagnostic on her targetting scanners
[18:58] <psYchO_saKi> - F[BLEEP]K. -
[18:58] <Mister Dinsdale> Yeah, I got in.
[18:58] * Mister Dinsdale lands on the ground
[18:58] <psYchO_saKi> Fix this right now, you little polystyrene spooge!
[18:58] <Mister Dinsdale> Oh I dunno.
[18:59] <Mister Dinsdale> I got /root on you, honey.
[18:59] * Mister Dinsdale taps a few buttons, and Saki punches herself in the head
[18:59] <psYchO_saKi> GRAAAH ><
[18:59] <psYchO_saKi> So what, are you going to enslave me now?
[18:59] <Mister Dinsdale> Nope.
[19:00] <Mister Dinsdale> But I am gonna make sure you can't hurt me.
[19:00] <psYchO_saKi> - Oh I'll f[BLEEP]king kill you. -
[19:00] <Mister Dinsdale> Why kill me?
[19:00] <Mister Dinsdale> Let's work together?
[19:00] <psYchO_saKi> ....
[19:00] <psYchO_saKi> Are you still trying to hire me?
[19:01] <Mister Dinsdale> A PI needs muscle.
[19:01] <Mister Dinsdale> Outside of rei.bot you're the biggest muscle there is.
[19:01] <psYchO_saKi> I
[19:01] <psYchO_saKi> I'll think about it.
[19:01] <psYchO_saKi> Now release my scanners.
[19:01] * Mister Dinsdale does so
[19:02] * psYchO_saKi prompltly shoots dinsdale in the knees
[19:02] <Mister Dinsdale> ARRRRGH ><
[19:02] * Mister Dinsdale goes down
[19:02] <psYchO_saKi> That's for hacking me :P
[19:02] <psYchO_saKi> I'll be in touch about work.
[19:02] *** psYchO_saKi [murdergrrl@physica.bitches5.gakuenmugen.ac.jp] has left #suburbansenshi3 (I am the one, the Only one, I am the One, your Kingdom Come, gimme the Prize!)
[19:03] <Mister Dinsdale> AWW DAMN I knew I should havebeen more specific in the code and said "you can't hurt me" as opposed to "you can't kill me"
[19:03] * Mister Dinsdale rolls around
[19:05] * Mister Dinsdale looks down at his knees, there's holes in them, straight through
[19:05] <Mister Dinsdale> ...
[19:06] * Mister Dinsdale stands up shakily
[19:06] * Mister Dinsdale stamps his foot on the ground
[19:06] <Mister Dinsdale> I'm alive, but this looks ridiculous.
[19:06] *** Mister Dinsdale [J_Dinsdale@Mr_J@dinsdaleinvestigations.com] has left #suburbansenshi3 (Dinsdale Paranormal Investigations, for all your Supernatural Sleuthing needs.)
[22:16] *** Mister Dinsdale [J_Dinsdale@Mr_J@dinsdaleinvestigations.com] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[22:16] <@spiritflame> Greetings Mister Dinsdale
[22:17] * Mister Dinsdale walks back over to the falls and sits on the edge
[22:17] * Mister Dinsdale sits on the edge of the ppol not th efalls; that would be silly
[22:17] * Mister Dinsdale looks at the perpetual rainbow under th efull moon
[22:18] <Mister Dinsdale> This is really a nice spot.
[22:19] * Mister Dinsdale decides to go treasure hunting to find something nice
[22:20] * Little does Jack know it... but someone is stalking him...
[22:21] *** Mister Dinsdale [J_Dinsdale@Mr_J@dinsdaleinvestigations.com] has left #suburbansenshi3 (Hey there's a cave behind this waterfall)