[22:16] *** Sat Oct 15 2011 - LOGGING START ***
[22:16] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi3

[22:16] <@RiderHeroProject>
[22:17] * @RiderHeroProject changes topic to `Welcome to the Velvet Suite`
[22:17] *** Bixia Yuanjin [hsan-tachi@cargopantsofholding.org] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[22:17] <@spiritflame> irasshai Bixia Yuanjin
[22:17] * @RiderHeroProject awaits interest parties by the elevator on the 18th floor
[22:17] *** Eitak_Razal [Queen@Neggerra.gov] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[22:17] <@spiritflame> irasshai Eitak_Razal
[22:18] *** Miki Kaze [Princess_Air@QTech.com] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[22:18] <@spiritflame> irasshai Miki Kaze
[22:18] * Miki Kaze appears!!
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[22:18] <@spiritflame> irasshai Souldier
[22:19] <Souldier> Llego Papa
[22:19] * Bixia Yuanjin tucks the deck of cards in her back pocket
[22:19] * @RiderHeroProject leads everyone over to room 1810, and opens the door. "''ski, we're here"
[22:19] <LoneWOLF> OHF[BLEEP]KALREADY
[22:20] * LoneWOLF slams her laptop closed, shoves her beer away a bit along the bar.
[22:20] <Miki Kaze> yoooo peoples
[22:20] * @RiderHeroProject blinks
[22:21] <@RiderHeroProject> whoops
[22:21] <LoneWOLF> I expected a few more minutes to get research closed. Don't worry about it. You just owe me later.
[22:21] * Eitak_Razal looks at LoneWOLF.
[22:21] *** LoneWOLF is a beautiful young Japanese woman with long blue hair. While usually dressed in a tight-fitting one-piece motorcycle uniform, if you're reading this while in the Velvet Suite, there's a good chance she's in her underwear. Maybe with a beer.
Her image Song is: "Good Behavior" by Plumb. She is Level 1.

[22:21] <Eitak_Razal> .......
[22:21] * LoneWOLF spins around in the bar stool, leans back casually.
[22:22] * @RiderHeroProject notes this chance, is a very good one it seems
[22:22] <Souldier> Nice undies. Got any spare be double three are?
[22:22] <@RiderHeroProject> How many do i owe you now it seems, I've just plain lust count~
[22:22] <@RiderHeroProject> LOST count
[22:22] * @RiderHeroProject coughs
[22:22] <Bixia Yuanjin> One, two, three... and Eitak makes four.
[22:22] <LoneWOLF> Nice slip there, Mike~.
[22:23] <LoneWOLF> I'm amazed you haven't made any smart remarks about half-naked women at your private bar.
[22:23] * @RiderHeroProject blushes for a second, and adjusts his hat
[22:23] * LoneWOLF stands, brushes her hair back over her shoulder
[22:23] <@RiderHeroProject> Caught of guard, tis all
[22:24] * Bixia Yuanjin finds a comfy place to sit down
[22:24] * Eitak_Razal brushes hair out her eyes. "Shall we get a move on?"
[22:25] <LoneWOLF> Anyways, I know all of you top to bottom, so screw introductions. This is business.
[22:25] <@RiderHeroProject> besides, It's not like it's the first OR the last time.
[22:25] <LoneWOLF> It better not be~.
[22:25] * Souldier stretches.
[22:25] <Miki Kaze> whoop whoop
[22:25] * Bixia Yuanjin quirks an eyebrow at that notion, otherwise sets herself in listening mode
[22:26] <Eitak_Razal> I question how well you know me if we've never met
[22:26] <@RiderHeroProject> the business of murders~
[22:26] <Souldier> Leave that for later Eitak, please?
[22:26] <LoneWOLF> Now in the past two weeks we've had three murders, each of them found near-dawn on wires at least 20-30 feet in the air.
[22:26] <LoneWOLF> The bodies show little signs of struggle overall, and the cops are keeping it all quiet.
[22:27] <@RiderHeroProject> you know how cops can be, damn abiding by LAWS and everything
[22:28] <LoneWOLF> I've got my connections digging for info, but f[BLEEP]k if they give me it without a hefty sum of money.
[22:28] <Eitak_Razal> That generally the pont of having them is to follow them
[22:28] <LoneWOLF> Man if we could get away with working WITH the cops I'd think we went insane.
[22:28] <Souldier> No signs of struggle? Insta kills
[22:29] <Bixia Yuanjin> Or psychic attack.
[22:29] * LoneWOLF glances at Mike
[22:29] <Bixia Yuanjin> Or something darker.
[22:29] <LoneWOLF> Cover this while I find a shirt.
[22:30] <@RiderHeroProject> ah, yes yes.
[22:30] * LoneWOLF wanders off past the bar and into the back.
[22:30] <Eitak_Razal> Or magical
[22:30] <@RiderHeroProject> But yeah, as 'ski said, we really can't expect to work within the laws on this one.
[22:30] <Souldier> Or Derp
[22:30] <Souldier> Breakin' rules. Sure why not.
[22:32] <@RiderHeroProject> unfortunately, we really can't do anything directly, that why we needs some..."agents" to so speak
[22:32] <Bixia Yuanjin> What do you intend these agents to do?
[22:33] * Miki Kaze puts on sunglasses
[22:34] <LoneWOLF> Gather information, snoop around, jump in TVs.
[22:34] <@RiderHeroProject> do not question the TV part, it'll make sense later, we promise
[22:34] * LoneWOLF brushes wrinkles out of her shirt, still seems to not care about pants.
[22:35] <Bixia Yuanjin> What're we likely to be up against?
[22:35] <@RiderHeroProject> hey, is that MY shirt?
[22:35] * LoneWOLF snags her beer.
[22:35] <LoneWOLF> Yup!
[22:35] <LoneWOLF> You left it on the bed.
[22:35] <Eitak_Razal> You forgot pants
[22:35] <@RiderHeroProject> Well, that's the tricky part
[22:36] <@RiderHeroProject> we're not fully sure yet WHAT it is
[22:36] <LoneWOLF> "Forgot" and "didn't care" are two separate things.
[22:36] <Eitak_Razal> .... Get me a bowl of water. And I'll try finding out for you
[22:36] <@RiderHeroProject> I never get used to it, when it's "kitty pantsu" day
[22:37] <@RiderHeroProject> bowl, of water?
[22:37] <LoneWOLF> Yeah I've been researching but our contacts in Inaba aren't answering at all. Seems they're having the same general problems there.
[22:37] <@RiderHeroProject> Sorry, no time for ramen
[22:37] <LoneWOLF> Wet t-shirt night isn't till wednesday, sorry.
[22:37] <Eitak_Razal> It is neither of the above.
[22:37] <@RiderHeroProject> reminds me, I need to get ice on tuesday
[22:38] <LoneWOLF> Oh, right, be polite, drinks. Who wants drinks.
[22:38] <Souldier> Ok. so run around and investigate.
[22:38] * LoneWOLF hops over the bar, pulls out mugs
[22:38] <Souldier> esto va ser un poco raro
[22:38] <Eitak_Razal> Sides, I'd totally beat you in that, not that I'd ever do it. I have morals
[22:38] <@RiderHeroProject> We've got pretty much EVERYTHING here.
[22:38] * Bixia Yuanjin wrinkles her nose, suddenly thinking about something
[22:38] <Bixia Yuanjin> Hey, weren't Reiko-tachi headed there?...
[22:39] * @RiderHeroProject though me and 'ski mostly drink beer...
[22:39] <Eitak_Razal> I don't drink.
[22:39] <LoneWOLF> Beer's quick and easy. Here Mike.
[22:39] <@RiderHeroProject> ^
[22:39] * LoneWOLF slides a frosty mug down.
[22:40] * @RiderHeroProject grabs it JUST before it slids off he end of the bar
[22:40] <Bixia Yuanjin> ...well, mmkay then. There are unquiet things in the dreamtime of late anyway.
[22:40] <@RiderHeroProject> thanks~
[22:40] <Bixia Yuanjin> Maybe doing something will make me animate again.
[22:41] <LoneWOLF> I hope you guys don't mind lending a hand. I mean, we've all spent our days saving the world, I'd be out on the beat again if it weren't for the contracts I'm dealing with.
[22:41] <LoneWOLF> I'll give you info through Mike that I dig up if you trade yours.
[22:42] * Eitak_Razal sighs and creates a barreir in the shape of a bowl floating infront of her
[22:42] <@RiderHeroProject> Tit for Tat, as they say
[22:42] <Bixia Yuanjin> I'm in. I don't know how much I can help, but I'll try.
[22:42] <Eiry> (( i just got home, what's going on and is it too late to join? ))
[22:42] * Eitak_Razal drops a gemstone in it, and casts a water spell filling it with wahter
[22:43] * Souldier shurgs "Mike knows he just has to ask"
[22:43] <Eitak_Razal> (( We're in Mike's room in the hotel talking ))
[22:43] <@RiderHeroProject> (( it's mostly exposition ))
[22:43] <Eitak_Razal> Have either of you ever heard of scrying before?
[22:43] <LoneWOLF> Oh I'd hope he knows the whole "asking" thing. Though I don't mind the occasional tackle into bed.
[22:43] * Eitak_Razal puts her finger in the water and it goes white.
[22:43] <LoneWOLF> Yes, I have. Had a friend who did it. However it doesn't work.
[22:44] <Eitak_Razal> Then they did it wrong
[22:44] <@RiderHeroProject> well, you do have that "wild side" think 'ski
[22:44] <Souldier> uh... y'all need us to leave so you two can get it on?
[22:44] <LoneWOLF> I have connections in every corner of this country doing EVERY little thing to try and get info.
[22:44] <@RiderHeroProject> I think 'ski means, it didn't reveal anything of use
[22:44] <LoneWOLF> Ahaha no, I'll settle. Gotta figure out how to get that stupid hologram to show emotion still.
[22:45] <Bixia Yuanjin> I -thought- that was you.
[22:45] * LoneWOLF chugs back the last of her beer.
[22:45] <LoneWOLF> Pin-pon~
[22:45] <Eitak_Razal> Show us the last person the dead in this case fought with
[22:46] * Souldier dances
[22:46] <@RiderHeroProject> I keep telling you 'ski, it's something to do with my Riderpedia using that new beta OS
[22:46] <LoneWOLF> There was no fight.
[22:46] * Eitak_Razal fills the impromtu bowl with Mana
[22:46] <@RiderHeroProject> why you didn't let me install 7 on it :/
[22:46] <Eitak_Razal> Shush.
[22:46] <LoneWOLF> I know that already. They just end up there. We don't know HOW.
[22:46] * Miki Kaze is making shadow puppets on the wall as she listens
[22:46] <LoneWOLF> Do you know how much security I'd have to crack to get my programs on it!
[22:47] <LoneWOLF> F[BLEEP]king deal with linux. You'll get used to it.
[22:47] <Eitak_Razal> Linux susks
[22:47] <Eitak_Razal> *sucks
[22:47] <@RiderHeroProject> oh s[BLEEP]t
[22:48] <Souldier> I prefer Lardows
[22:48] <@RiderHeroProject> this might get messy people
[22:48] <LoneWOLF> Anyways, yeah. I'm Natsuki Kuga. Used to do the world saving thing back when I was a kid--
[22:48] <LoneWOLF> Oh, are you one of those stupid people who uses a Mac? Because let's not get into this.
[22:49] <Souldier> Mac? Mac an Cheese? Add bacon
[22:50] <LoneWOLF> Oh god that's delicious with bacon.
[22:50] * @RiderHeroProject shuffles the conversation back, before 'ski dissects an iphone in a ritualistic fashion again
[22:50] <@RiderHeroProject> Try it fried
[22:50] <@RiderHeroProject> never go back after that
[22:50] * Eitak_Razal slams her hands down on the bar. "Can we focus
[22:51] <Eitak_Razal> What do you know. And what do you need found
[22:51] <@RiderHeroProject> But we're talkin' about food, it's one of our favorite things D:
[22:51] <Miki Kaze> I like goat!
[22:52] <@RiderHeroProject> gyro fan?
[22:52] * LoneWOLF tosses her beer can over her shoulder right into the bin.
[22:52] <LoneWOLF> Yes, information.
[22:53] * LoneWOLF flips open her laptop, closes a few windows of programs and one that appears to be playing Nightrider.
[22:53] <Miki Kaze> yesh
[22:54] <Souldier> doh doh doh-doh doh doh doh-doh doh-doh-doh-dohDOH-DOHHHHHHHH
[22:55] <LoneWOLF> I told you there's been three murders in the past two weeks already. There's been little to no connection between the targets; one was a son of the owners of a popular bakery, one was a news reporter, and one was a student from a high school towards the east side of Tokyo.
[22:55] <Eitak_Razal> Any connection between them?
[22:55] <LoneWOLF> I just answered your question.
[22:56] <Souldier> Seems random.
[22:56] <LoneWOLF> Though, the rumors of the Midnight Channel have started resurfacing.
[22:56] <LoneWOLF> Every rainy night I'm always disposed and/or away from a television though so I haven't seen much.
[22:57] <LoneWOLF> And any of my contacts that have are the ones in Inaba I can't seem to contact now.
[22:57] <@RiderHeroProject> Ditto, I do my best work at night.....so no tv here either
[22:58] <LoneWOLF> ... I bet they don't know what the midnight channel is.
[22:58] <Bixia Yuanjin> So watch a blank teevee at midnight and see if people show up?
[22:58] <Souldier> ...?
[22:58] <Souldier> Hmm
[22:59] <LoneWOLF> It is said that if one would stare at the screen of a closed television, alone, at midnight during a heavy rain, one could see their soulmate.
[22:59] <LoneWOLF> except without the soulmate but with murder.
[22:59] <Bixia Yuanjin> Stories.
[22:59] <Eitak_Razal> That's impossible
[22:59] * Souldier shakes his head.
[23:00] <Eitak_Razal> Sides. Any TV monster would be dead before it got near me
[23:00] <Bixia Yuanjin> Then we won't make you do it.
[23:00] <Bixia Yuanjin> Anything besides watching a dead teevee during a rainy night alone?
[23:01] * Souldier crosses his arms.
[23:01] <@RiderHeroProject> Thats all you have to do
[23:01] <Bixia Yuanjin> That's the easy part then. :D
[23:01] * Bixia Yuanjin stands up, brushes herself off
[23:02] <Bixia Yuanjin> If that's all, I'll just leave a message if we see something. :o
[23:02] * Souldier nods. "Alright. I'll see what happens. That'll do for this briefing?"
[23:02] <LoneWOLF> Tape it to the door. I usually have things going on in here in the day if I'm not in bars.
[23:03] <LoneWOLF> And nights-- well Mike can fill that in.
[23:03] <Bixia Yuanjin> "If you know what I mean and I think you do"?
[23:03] * @RiderHeroProject coughs
[23:03] <LoneWOLF> you DO know what he is, right?
[23:04] <Bixia Yuanjin> Some idea. But saying the euphemism is more important. :]
[23:04] <Bixia Yuanjin> zaijian~
[23:04] * Bixia Yuanjin bows, steps back, and makes her way out
[23:04] * Souldier chuckles. "I'll leave that to you guys. " He turns to leave.
[23:04] <LoneWOLF> He's a millionaire, playboy, philanthropist.
[23:05] * LoneWOLF stretches.
[23:05] <Eitak_Razal> I doubt it, belive it, and sersiously doubt it
[23:05] <Souldier> Hmmmm rainy night, watch an empty TV. We'll see.
[23:05] * Bixia Yuanjin is away 
[23:05] <@RiderHeroProject> i DO look good in a suit though
[23:05] <Eitak_Razal> It's an urban legend soul, nothing will happen
[23:06] <LoneWOLF> Damn straight you do~.
[23:06] * LoneWOLF casually waves as they all head out.
[23:06] * @RiderHeroProject drinks from his beer mug
[23:06] <LoneWOLF> You heading down to poke them more, or stayin' up here?
[23:07] <@RiderHeroProject> We'll be in contact with you again 'bout this
[23:07] <Souldier> Just curious. Besides,I'll snoop around, turn on the ol' charm I guess. or just buy'em drinks. Anything else Mike? Natsuki?
[23:07] <Souldier> Oops. that answers that. Well then, *he nods* later.
[23:07] *** Souldier [ComradeCaretaker@MonHan.net] has left #suburbansenshi3 (briefing complete, ss2~)
[23:07] <LoneWOLF> If weird s[BLEEP]t happens, DON'T dive in.
[23:07] <@RiderHeroProject> Been a long week, think I'll stay up here
[23:07] * Miki Kaze nods and vanishes
[23:07] *** Miki Kaze [Princess_Air@QTech.com] has left #suburbansenshi3
[23:07] <@RiderHeroProject> you know they will though
[23:07] * LoneWOLF takes off that shirt now.
[23:08] <LoneWOLF> Yeah but now they can't blame me for not warning them.
[23:08] <@RiderHeroProject> then we'll just do what we always do
[23:08] *** Eitak_Razal [Queen@Neggerra.gov] has quit IRC
[23:08] <LoneWOLF> Silent mocking then come back here and f[BLEEP]k?
[23:09] <@RiderHeroProject> .......pretty much
[23:13] *** LoneWOLF has left #suburbansenshi3 (Now I need to find another of your shirts on the bed tomorrow. They're comfy.)
[23:14] *** @RiderHeroProject [classyinfodump@riderpedia.org] has left #suburbansenshi3 (You don't look half bad in them though.....but you look better without them too)
[23:14] *** SOCIAL LINK GO~!
[19:02] *** Outlying Property, Tokyo Museum of Natural History
[19:03] * someone quietly follows the kid
[19:04] *** There have been numerous flowers planted outside the hole in the wall. Several pictographs have been added to the new "entrance," and it is kept clean by numerous devotees who all wear white, and have shaved heads.
[19:05] * someone watches the kids
[19:05] <someone> *kid
[19:05] * Kid carrying papers pulls the cart all the way over to the entrance.
[19:06] <Kid carrying papers> Excuse me, I believe there was payment offered for delivery of reading material that could help "a traveller" catch up on current events in this city?
[19:06] * someone narrows her eyes
[19:07] <Kid carrying papers> I have come with it, and I'd like to be payed, please.
[19:07] <Aged Man> No.
[19:07] <Aged Man> Leave immediately. We refuse to do business with you. You are not allowed to enter, accept this mercy and begone.
[19:08] <Kid with papers> But this is an extensive collection! It has all the major stories about this town! I went to a lot of trouble. I sent here! There was supposed to be an agreement.
[19:09] * Woman's Voice says something faintly, in a strange tongue.
[19:10] <Aged Man> ....Son. You may enter with those papers, but not all of them are yours. She can sense it. Know that if you enter this temple, you do so as a man, and accept the price that you may have to pay to do so.
[19:10] <Aged Man> You are free to leave, however. She says she is being lenient with you due to extenuating circumstances.
[19:10] * someone listens to the conversation
[19:10] <Kid> ..........................
[19:11] <Kid> I.... I think....
[19:12] * Kid looks around.
[19:13] * someone is hiding around a corner
[19:13] *** The museum grounds are now immaculate, but the rest of the building seems to be unused. Numerous people who look extremely content take care of the grounds, and some occaisonally enter with large amounts of food.
[19:14] <Kid> So... you are not interested in this reading material? I thought there was some woman here who would pay a big price to be able to familiarize herself with the language and culture and events?
[19:14] <Kid> Isn't that true?
[19:14] <Aged Man> Please tell me your decision. Do you wish to enter our Temple or not?
[19:14] <Kid> ......
[19:15] *** Wind blows through the city, and it begins to darken.
[19:15] <Kid> .....I... I think I am going to leave. I just think... Yeah. I"m leaving.
[19:15] * someone seems unphased
[19:16] * Kid pulls the creaky cart away from the museum, and does not stop for breath until he is many blocks away.
[19:16] * Kid sniffles a little bit.
[19:16] <> "Kid" sounds 30 years old
[19:16] * is now known as // J_Daito //
[19:16] * someone watches the kid go away and looks back at musuem
[19:17] * // J_Daito // looks over this Kid
[19:17] <// J_Daito //> Let me demonstrate now, how to make a convincing kid disguise
[19:18] * someone uses jedite as a distraction....and breaks through a window
[19:18] <Kid Jed> Now then.
[19:18] * Lions and tigers immediately attempt to maul this stupid, stupid, doomed interloper.
[19:19] <Kid Jed> "Hey Mister, I heard somebody was paying for books that could help new people in the city?"
[19:19] * someone sets the lions and tigers on fire
[19:19] <Kid> Well, my uncle said to talk to adults like you are an adult if you dont' know them.
[19:19] <Kid Jed> "I got one, it costs [BLEEP]
[19:19] <Kid Jed> What did you swallow a dictionary
[19:19] * Kid Jed is now known as // J_Daito //
[19:19] <// J_Daito //> You're no child!
[19:19] * Kid backs away from the obvious pedophile, and runs away with the paper collection.
[19:20] <// J_Daito //> You must be some Eldritch Evil.
[19:20] * More big cats immediately attack the interloper.
[19:20] * someone is now known as Lobelia Carlini
[19:20] * // J_Daito // whips out a lighter and throws it at the papers the kid is holding
[19:20] * just calmly sets the cats on fire
[19:20] <Lobelia Carlini> ^
[19:20] * Young Man walks by and punches Jedite as he walks by
[19:20] <// J_Daito //> We will see the truth of...
[19:20] *** Regal Sphinx has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:20] <@spiritflame> irasshai Regal Sphinx
[19:20] * // J_Daito // takes the punch in the arm
[19:21] * Lobelia Carlini wraps her chain around one's neck and pulls it tight
[19:21] <Regal Sphinx> DHeoigh SHEIAK!
[19:21] <// J_Daito //> Carlini, I won't lie, that was hot.
[19:21] <Young Man> Jedite. It's rude to pick on children
[19:21] <// J_Daito //> You need cough medicine, cat.
[19:21] * // J_Daito // gets the Sphinx some Chloraseptic.
[19:21] <Regal Sphinx> Acolytes flee from the altercation, and take valuable objects with them into the next rooom.
[19:21] * Regal Sphinx looks at Lobelia Carlini.
[19:21] *** Lobelia Carlini is tall woman with shortest white hair, cold green eyes hidden behind cracked glasses and wearing a green leather outfit.
Her image Song is: "192455631" . She is Level 1.

[19:22] <// J_Daito //> Regal Sphinx is narrating?
[19:22] * Lobelia Carlini adjusts her glasses
[19:22] <// J_Daito //> What a cute kitty.
[19:22] * Lobelia Carlini blows jedite a kiss
[19:22] * // J_Daito // smirks
[19:22] * Regal Sphinx causes her eyes to begin to glow, and prepares to permanently curse the Thief.
[19:23] * Lobelia Carlini holds out her hand..and causes the entire room to burst into flame
[19:23] <// J_Daito //> ...
[19:23] * Lobelia Carlini walks through the flames like it means nothing to her
[19:23] * // J_Daito // portals out, this is a bit too hot for him to handle
[19:23] * Regal Sphinx spreads her wings and roars, sounding FAR more like a lion than a woman, and leaps upon the intruder, clawing her open.
[19:23] <Young Man> Lobelia. Do you mind not setting the room on fire?
[19:24] * Regal Sphinx distends her jaw, and bites a huge chunk out of Lobelia.
[19:24] * Lobelia Carlini takes the claws.....but wraps her chain around the sphinx's wing and pulls it hard
[19:24] * Lobelia Carlini winces at the blood....her wound slowly closing up again
[19:24] * Regal Sphinx grips Lobelia around the neck, and starts sqeezing.
[19:25] * Lobelia Carlini gurgles.....and flashes her eyes.....causing flames to blast from her body
[19:25] * Regal Sphinx roars into the intruder's face, softer because of the chain, and rips open the intruder's abdomen.
[19:25] * Lobelia Carlini 's wounds are bleeding...but they start to close again....energy bleeding from it
[19:26] * Dutiful acolyte looks from the next room, and picks up a simple wooden club...
[19:26] <Dutiful acolyte> ........
[19:26] * WATCHES THIS FROM A SAFE DISTANCE
[19:26] * is now known as GERMATOID
[19:26] * Regal Sphinx snarls, and claws open the Thief's forehead.
[19:26] * GERMATOID NOMS POPCORN
[19:26] * Young Man raises his hand into the air, the points at the Spinx, launching a pre-preared spell at the acolyte. A large block of ice falls on him
[19:26] * Lobelia Carlini 's head is revealed...but the skin closes quickly as well......
[19:27] * Acolyte has both of his legs crushed, and broken in 3 places.
[19:27] * GERMATOID TAKES NOTES ON BOTH LOBELIA-KUN AND SPHINXY-CHAN
[19:27] * Lobelia Carlini grins
[19:27] * Regal Sphinx looks at her fallen devotee, and slams Lobelia into a case of glass, shattering it and embedding shards into Lobelia's body.
[19:28] * Lobelia Carlini is a pincushion of glass
[19:28] * Pharoah-95-chan purrs near Tomoe's leg
[19:28] * GERMATOID PETS THE DEMON WITH A MILLION CUTE BLINKING EYES
[19:28] * Lobelia Carlini kicks the sphinx in the gut
[19:28] * Young Man raises his hand, and ice spears form flying at the sphinx
[19:28] * Regal Sphinx feels as hard as stone!
[19:29] <GERMATOID> NO EATING NOW, HUNNY-BUNNY! MUAHAHAHAHAHA.
[19:29] * Regal Sphinx bites into Lobelia's neck.
[19:29] * Pharoah 95-chan mewls in discontent, twitching some tentacles
[19:29] *** Fire Spinklers, delayed due to the prior damage, finally come on, and start drenching in water all occupants of the room.
[19:30] * Lobelia Carlini slips out of the sphinx's wet hands
[19:30] * Regal Sphinx claws the Thief again.
[19:30] * Two Lions show up.
[19:30] * Lobelia Carlini switches off all the flames, grabs an unharmed painting and jumps out the window
[19:30] * Two Lions attack the Young man.
[19:30] * Pharoah-95-chan skutters into the shadows *licks beak*
[19:31] <Regal Sphinx> NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
[19:31] * GERMATOID SHAKES HIS HEAD AND WIPES HIS GLASSES
[19:31] * Lobelia Carlini lands outside and then stands, calmly brushing off the glass
[19:31] * Lobelia Carlini looks at the painting...and tosses it aside
[19:31] * GERMATOID is away: GOT TO FIND HER BEFORE SHE CONSUMES THE DIMENSION.
[19:31] <Lobelia Carlini> worthless
[19:31] * Regal Sphinx takes to the Air, and slams into Lobelia outside the Museum....
[19:31] <Regal Sphinx> RRRRRRRRR!
[19:32] * Regal Sphinx rends Lobelia's flesh once again.
[19:32] * is now known as Crwn_FruT_Gamer
[19:32] <Lobelia Carlini> don't..you..give...UP
[19:32] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer LATCHES onto the Sphynx's back
[19:32] * Lobelia Carlini kicks at the Sphinx's face
[19:32] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Ohh yeah.
[19:32] * Regal Sphinx throws Motoki to the ground, and takes a bite out of his neck.
[19:32] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer starts pounding away
[19:32] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> RRR YEAH
[19:32] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> I LIKE IT ROUGHT
[19:33] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer Rolls with the Sphynx
[19:33] *** Lobelia Carlini has left #suburbansenshi3 (*wanders away*)
[19:33] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer splurts bnlood and other substances
[19:33] <Regal Sphinx> NOOOOOOO!
[19:34] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> YESSSSSSSS!
[19:34] * Regal Sphinx wails into the air in a forgotten tongue.
[19:34] * Regal Sphinx grabs Motoki off of her.
[19:34] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer screams in really excited Japanese
[19:34] * Regal Sphinx slams him into a wall multiple times.
[19:34] * Regal Sphinx throttles Motoki.
[19:34] * Regal Sphinx pins Motoki down, on the ground.
[19:34] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer just EXPLODES in delight like David Carradine at the end of his rope.
[19:34] * Regal Sphinx opens her mouth above his face.
[19:35] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer slips the tongue
[19:35] * Swarm of Ravenous scarabs erupt from the Sphinx' mouth, and commence chewing apart the face of her assailant. Blood is everywhere, as the blue-green and hungry mass consumes his skin and face.
[19:36] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer is rendered int o a Skeleton, which attemots to assault the bugs for a bit before the muscle fibers are consumed.
[19:36] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer dies.
[19:36] * Regal Sphinx abandons Motoki to his fate, and walks back into the museum, weeping.
[19:37] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer 's bones lay on the ground
[19:37] <Young Man> Meh.
[19:37] *** Tigers with burn marks walk up, and gnaw on the bones.
[19:37] <Young Man> We'll find a way to bring him back later. If I remember
[19:37] * Regal Sphinx looks at this Young Man
[19:38] * Regal Sphinx flies over to the person dumb enough to speak.
[19:38] * the bones shatter in their mouths, lacerating their throats
[19:38] * Young Man errects a barrier right infront of him, if the sphix keeps flying... then she'll crash into it
[19:38] * Regal Sphinx slams into the Barrier with great force.
[19:39] <Regal Sphinx> <You know NOTHING about what you have done.>
[19:39] * Regal Sphinx gets back up.
[19:39] * Young Man 's barrier shatters, the shards flying outwards.
[19:39] <Regal Sphinx> - <You WILL pay for this blasphemy> -
[19:39] * Regal Sphinx is full of the shards, but hardly seems to bleed, and grabs this incredible fool the the throat.
[19:40] <Young Man> <Blah blah blah. I've heard it before?
[19:40] <Young Man> >
[19:40] <Young Man> By the way. I speak your language now. Thanks for that
[19:40] * Lightning... massive strikes of lightning... hit the Sphynx
[19:40] <Regal Sphinx> <WHY? Why have you commited this abomination before the gods? Why have you aided that criminal! AAAAUGH!>
[19:40] * Regal Sphinx smoulders... and limps away.
[19:40] <Young Man> Your gods are not my gods
[19:40] <Super Sailor Jupiter> - WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY FIANCÉ -
[19:40] <Young Man> *< >
[19:41] * Super Sailor Jupiter is LIVI
[19:41] <Regal Sphinx> Sglekrrie dkiouied!
[19:41] * Super Sailor Jupiter is LIVID, lightning arcing from her hands
[19:41] <Young Man> He's dead
[19:41] * Regal Sphinx looks at Super Sailor Jupiter.
[19:41] *** Super Sailor Jupiter is your average everyday Super Sailor Jupiter

[19:41] <Super Sailor Jupiter> - I CAN SEE THAT! THAT'S NOT WHAT I ASKED -
[19:41] <Regal Sphinx> SGHARID SHOUGEH!
[19:42] * Super Sailor Jupiter just hurls another ball of thunder at the Sphinx
[19:42] <Young Man> She killed him obviously. Had scarabs eat him alive
[19:42] * Regal Sphinx flies into the Museum, with gobbets of flesh hanging off of her.
[19:42] <Super Sailor Jupiter> - YOU F[BLEEP]KED HIM... DIDN'T YOU -
[19:42] <Young Man> .............
[19:42] * Super Sailor Jupiter gathers the bones, irate.
[19:42] <Young Man> Where did you get that Idea!?
[19:42] <Super Sailor Jupiter> GOD DAMMIT MOTOKI.
[19:42] *** Lions and Tigers stand guard at the entrance.
[19:42] <Super Sailor Jupiter> JUST... GRRRR.
[19:43] *** Super Sailor Jupiter [ironchef@makoskitchen.co.jp] has quit IRC (Where the hell is Gamera I need help with this mess.)
[19:43] <Brave Acolyte> Please! Stop this! Why are you doing this?
[19:44] * Brave Acolyte runs back into the temple. "Quickly, heal her before they return!"
[19:44] * the painting lays discarded on the lawn
[19:44] * Young Man throws a rock at the Brave Aloclyte
[19:44] <Young Man> I'm still standing right here you know
[19:44] * Brave Acolyte is knocked unconscious by the blow, and now has blood oozing from his head.
[19:44] * In Hell, Enma sees Motoki standing before him... and is like F[BLEEP]K NO NOT AGAIN
[19:45] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer is summarily revived just to keep the hell-beats of hell safe.
[19:45] *** Extremely loud buzzing sound is heard growing larger from the inside of the museum.
[19:45] <Young Man> ....I have a feeling I should flee
[19:46] *** Huge black cloud of wings and pincers advances upon the Young Man
[19:46] * Young Man does just that, grabbing the suspoius and discarded painting as he flees
[19:46] * Young Man then teleports away *SS2*
[19:46] * Brave Acolyte attempt to chase him down and devour him.
[19:46] <spiritflame> Brave Acolyte rolls 1d20 [ 14 ]
[19:46] *** Cries of fear and anguish are heard in the museum now.
[19:47] * Super Sailor Jupiter can be heard having a massive argument with Motoki in the distance before torrid "making up" begins
[19:48] * Regal Sphinx bursts from the Museum again, with renewed vigor.
[19:48] <Regal Sphinx> RRRRRR!
[19:48] <Regal Sphinx> <ENOUGH!>
[19:48] * Regal Sphinx flies off toward the Airport, where the original standoff outside the warehouse occured.
[19:49] * Regal Sphinx winces in dizzied terror at the sights below her, but is not stayed in her duty.
[19:50] * Regal Sphinx lands outside the building where the standoff happened between the Selphers and the SWAT and the Big Cats, and slashes the hastily-made tarpoleon apart, and goes into the building...
[19:51] *** INTENSE and nightmarish screaming erupts from the building.
[19:54] * Regal Sphinx emerges from the shipping container from before, with several artifacts nestles safetly in her bloody arms.
[19:55] * Regal Sphinx flies back toward the Museum. <Abominations. Heathens and unenlightened. Such a rotten world.>
[19:55] *** Mugger, taking advantage of martial law being dropped, pulls a weapon on a tourist.
[19:56] * Regal Sphinx sets the Artifacts down, and jumps down onto the mugger, ripping his belly open.
[19:56] * Tourist kicks the s[BLEEP]t out of him.
[19:56] * Welcome to Japan.
[19:56] * Regal Sphinx looks up at the Tourist.
[19:56] <Regal Sphinx> .....
[19:56] * Tourist is utterly unphased.
[19:57] * Regal Sphinx says something in a long-forgotten tongue, and when she gets no response, rends the thief apart in an orgy of gore.
[19:57] * Regal Sphinx turns, and smiles at the Tourist, then takes wing again.
[19:57] * Tourist gives the Sphinx a grateful nod, and heads on home.
[20:06] *** The Museum. A place of sadness and pain now, where those of faith have been attacked, and blood has been spilled.
[20:06] * Regal Sphinx walks onto Museum property, and enters through the broken window, looking sad.
[20:07] <GERMATOID> THIS ISN'T LIKE THOSE BEN STILLER MOVIES AT ALL :<
[20:07] * Regal Sphinx goes into the back room with the artifacts, and then attempts to heal the acolyte whose legs were compound-fractured by the ice block.
[20:07] <spiritflame> Regal Sphinx rolls 1d20 [ 18 ]
[20:07] * Wounded Acolyte is now known as healed faithful
[20:08] * GERMATOID SITS WITH P-95-CHAN ON HIS KNEE, PETTING IT
[20:08] <healed faithful> You have saved me! Thank you! Praise to the Goddess for keeping me safe until you returned!
[20:08] <healed faithful> I am in your debt. Again. I would have tried... I would have tried to help you. I'm sorry I could not!
[20:08] * P95-CHAN LICKS BEAK
[20:08] * Regal Sphinx looks at the man, uncomprehendingly, with tears in his eyes.
[20:09] <GERMATOID> AWW POOR P95-CHAN
[20:09] * Regal Sphinx nuzzles the believer, and then walks over to the window, clearly enraged.
[20:09] <Regal Sphinx> ..............
[20:09] <Regal Sphinx> Rrrrrr.....
[20:09] * Regal Sphinx flicks her tail, and licks some of the blood off of her paws.
[20:10] * GERMATOID CONTINUES TO PET THE PINT-SIZED GREAT OLD ONE
[20:11] * P95-chan coos and licks beak
[20:11] * Regal Sphinx looks at Germatoid.
[20:11] *** Germatoid is





His image Song is: 'Mad Professor' by Insane Clown Posse. He is Level 35.
Germatoid is an IRC Operator - Channel Administrator

[20:12] * GERMATOID CHILLS ON A BENCH LOOKING OUT AT THE MUSEUM AND THE SPHINXY-POO.
[20:12] * GERMATOID WAVES
[20:13] * Regal Sphinx looks at the room around her, lamenting the ruin.
[20:14] <Regal Sphinx> <Do you speak the Tongue of the Kings?>
[20:14] <GERMATOID> <I HAVE A VERY ACCOMPLISHED TONGUE>
[20:14] <GERMATOID> <MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>
[20:18] * GERMATOID APPROACHES THE SPHINX AFTER PUTTING PHAROAH 95-CHAN ON THE GROUND
[20:18] <Regal Sphinx> <Why should I be persecuted?>
[20:18] <GERMATOID> <IT SEEMS TO ME YOU HAVE PROBLEMS HERE>
[20:18] <GERMATOID> <THAT WASN'T A RIDDLE, WAS IT :/>
[20:23] <Regal Sphinx> <Ah.... I do love riddles. It is... a mild obsession. But the rewards are balanced by risk. If you agree to my riddle and fail, you WILL be unable to harm me, and I shall devour you.>
[20:23] <Regal Sphinx> <I feel too weary to enjoy such pleasantries now.>
[20:23] <GERMATOID> <WHAT'S THE MATTER :<>
[20:23] <Regal Sphinx> <Such abominations. Such literally godless behavior.>
[20:23] <GERMATOID> <THAT'S THE 21ST CENTURY FOR YOU>
[20:23] <Regal Sphinx> <They not only encroached as thieves, they also severely injured one of my followers.
[20:24] * GERMATOID DECIDES TO OMIT THE FACTR HE'S A GODLESS MAN OF SCIENCE AT THIS POINT
[20:24] * Regal Sphinx flicks her tail angrily.
[20:24] <GERMATOID> <DOES HE NEED MEDICAL HELP>
[20:24] * Regal Sphinx takes in a deep breath.
[20:24] <Regal Sphinx> <Bast does not abandon her believers, and in Her name, I healed him>
[20:25] <GERMATOID> <THAT'S SOME OLD SCHOOL RELIGION>
[20:26] <Regal Sphinx> <The Sunrise coming proves that Bast prevails yet again against Apep, and escorts the Sun Barge of the Immortal King once more.>
[20:26] * @Texas_Samurai sneezes somewhere
[20:26] <GERMATOID> - NOT THAT SUNRISE -
[20:27] <Regal Sphinx> <They defile my temple. They scorn our ways of peace, and violate every law. I have been so sympathetic. I welcomed the sick, and injured, and lost with open arms, and Bast's blessings.>
[20:27] <GERMATOID> <THEY DON'T KNOW ANY BETTER>
[20:28] <GERMATOID> <IT'S BEEN SEVERAL THOUSAND YEARS AND SEVERAL THOUSAND MILES FROM YOUR EGYPT>
[20:28] <Regal Sphinx> <The True ways shall make it better>
[20:28] <Regal Sphinx> <The land of Kings.>
[20:28] * GERMATOID CAN SEE THIS IS CERTAINLY GOING TO END WELL
[20:28] *** A couple of cats walk up and nuzzle Germatoid's shoes.>
[20:29] <Regal Sphinx> <You know of my homeland?>
[20:29] * GERMATOID PETS THEM, AND SHOOS PHARAOH 95 AWAY FROM THEM
[20:29] <GERMATOID> <I KNOW OF IT>
[20:30] * PHARAOH 95 SKITTERS AWAY, LICKING HER BEAK
[20:30] <Regal Sphinx> <I doubt you know all of it. Let me tell you of what you likely do not know?>
[20:31] <GERMATOID> <OKAY>
[20:32] *** Lions and Tigers walk into the room, and whine at the fallen animals, leaving the room in disgust.
[20:33] <Regal Sphinx> <While the fields of the old land were blessed by the Chariot, this world is by no means perfect. Rats, and pests, servants of sickness and disease, greedily devoured the yields and hopes of the righteous. But Bast protected her faithful.>
[20:33] *** Cats fill the room, and look at Germatoid, and then the Sphinx, silently>
[20:34] * GERMATOID IS STARTING TO GET CREEPED OUT BY THE CATS AND HOPES PHARAOH 95 DOESN'T DO SOMETHING STUPID LIKE START CONSUMING THEIR SOULS
[20:34] <GERMATOID> <YES THIS LAND NEEDS WORK, A NEW MASTER>
[20:35] <Regal Sphinx> <But Bast sent her servants, and the blessings of the righteous were safeguarded by guardians. Her servants devoured the rats and mice, and safeguarded the people's labors. Thieves from the granaries and the temples were scattered by her command. The CAT. The cat was her blessings, and it yet is.>
[20:35] * GERMATOID HAS HALLE BERRY FLASHBACKS
[20:35] <GERMATOID> <I SEE>
[20:36] <Regal Sphinx> <Perhaps you do not know, that in the Old Land, the accidental slaying of a cat was a tragedy, but it could be atoned for with enough grain to cover the feline from it's tail to its nose after it was hung upside down, and not a hair left showing, in order to make up for the service Bast Faithful provided the land?>
[20:37] <GERMATOID> <I WAS UNAWARE>
[20:37] <Regal Sphinx> <And under Bast's blessings, the people grew strong, and their labors were rewarded, and no child went hungry. For Bast cared for her faithful, and her compassion has not diminished during my slumber. I guard her treasures, and I shall recover them. My sisters shall do so if I am slain in treachery.>
[20:38] <Regal Sphinx> <I care for these people. I yet defend them.>
[20:39] <GERMATOID> <WE CAN WORK ON KEEPING THEM RESPECTFUL OF YOUR SPACE>
[20:39] * Regal Sphinx walks over to Germatoid. <The power of Bast, Wife of Ptah, knows no bounds for her believers. Now, do you wish to perform a service for this Temple in exchange for a Blessing? >
[20:39] <GERMATOID> <_<
[20:39] <GERMATOID> <WHAT KIND OF SERVICE>
[20:45] <Regal Sphinx> <If you provide food for my servants, both human and feline, and I will shower prosperity upon you. And... far more importantly, if you locate and deliver the other Relics of my Homeland to my safe keeping in this Temple, I shall give you the magnificent reward you are due.>
[20:46] <GERMATOID> <WELL I'M ALREADY SUPER-RICH, BUT I DON'T MIND HELPING>
[20:48] <Regal Sphinx> <If you sought only wealth, I would not have asked.>
[20:48] * GERMATOID CAN HAVE SOME OF HIS STUDENTS BRING FOOD AND MATERIALS HERE.
[20:49] <GERMATOID> <IF YOU WANT THINGS FROM EGYPT I NEED SOME KIND OF REFERENCE SO I KNOW WHAT TO LOOK FOR>
[20:54] <Regal Sphinx> <I do not seek them. My sisters guard them still. I awoke because of danger. I seek the treasures stolen in THIS nation. Strange and.... bizarre as it is.
[20:54] <GERMATOID> ...<YOU MEAN KEPT IN OTHER MUSEUMS>
[20:55] <Regal Sphinx> <If you can track down their owners, and persuade them to come before me so I need not use force, it would be preferable, and I would reward you suitably. But I am one of Bast's most mighty servants. I shall recover them, and they shall inspire the faithful as they were meant to.>
[20:55] <Regal Sphinx> <Museums? What is such a thing?>
[20:56] <GERMATOID> <PLACES WHERE ARTIFACTS OF MANY NATIONS AND CULTURES ARE KEPT IN ORDER FOR THE PEOPLE TO SEE AND LEARN FROM THEM>
[20:59] <Regal Sphinx> <Such detritus of dead cultures do not belong here. Especially if Thieves shall despoil my temple to steal them. In several days, I shall gather my remaining followers, and we shell be rid of them. I care not what happens to them. They may be claimed by anyone. We shell discard them.>
[20:59] <GERMATOID> <WELL I MEAN TO SAY THE OTHER MUSEUMS IN THE NATION MAY HAVE YOUR TREASURES>
[21:05] <Regal Sphinx> <The Church of Bast is the rightful owner of those relics. They should be kept safe, and given due respect. Not treated as curious and commodities.>
[21:07] <GERMATOID> <I CAN GET THEM FOR YOU, BUT IRONICALLY YOU WILL NEED THE HELP OF THAT SELFSAME THEIF YOU WERE MAULING>
[21:09] <GERMATOID> <SHE'S A PRO AT GETTING INTO PLACES NO ONE ELSE CAN AND GETTING THINGS OUT>
[21:09] <Regal Sphinx> <....I refuse to work with Thieves. I shall do it on my own. If you, however, could get the amber and water restored to our temple. My majordomo insists it is important, so I would be grateful.>>
[21:09] <GERMATOID> <VERY WELL>
[21:10] * GERMATOID WILL GET SOME OF THE FIRST YEAR STUDENTS TO BRING THE FOOD AND WATER
[21:15] <Regal Sphinx> <Very well. Now, what blessing do you wish?>
[21:15] <GERMATOID> <CAN I GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT?>
[21:17] <Regal Sphinx> <You may. I have all the time in the World.>
[21:18] <Regal Sphinx> <You are free to leave. Feel free to relate Bast's compassion and willingness to help to any needful creature you encounter. Go in peace.>
[21:19] <GERMATOID> <THANKS! I'LL SEE YOU AROUND>
[21:19] * GERMATOID WAVES AND GATHERS UP PHARAOH 95-CHAN BEFORE SHE CAN GRAB A CAT WITH HER TENTACLES
[21:20] * GERMATOID is away: <_< DANGEROUS....
[21:21] * Regal Sphinx looks at all of the animals injured in the attack.
[21:22] *** The Sphinx inhales, and breathes forth a buzzing cloud of supernatural and hungry scarabs, that utterly consume all the bodies and blood from the battle. Even the glass. The room is opaqued with their wings, and their chewing drowns out sound.
[21:23] * Museum chambers looks clean and neat. But the glass is still broken, and the painting is still missing.
[21:23] <Regal Sphinx> .....
[21:23] *** Regal Sphinx has quit IRC (The Past yet lives. And it breathes, and walks, and beckons us. The Old Kings rule on in silence.)
[22:21] *** The room looks clean of debris, but the priceless and irreplaceble archeological treasures still bear the damage from the flames and fighting.
[06:08] <neguin> wazzup?
[00:20] *** A non-descript mansion, deep in the hills of Kansai, Japan. With well-tended gardens, a nearby-shrine, and a secret inside.
[00:20] *** Ashagar the Endbringer has joined #suburbansenshi3
[00:20] <@spiritflame> irasshai Ashagar the Endbringer
[00:20] <Ashagar the Endbringer> I AM DISASTER! None may hide from it!
[00:21] * Ashagar the Endbringer flies up to the side of the mansion, and smashes the mortar with his tail.
[00:21] *** Suprisingly well-armed security guards open fire on the monster with numerous and high-powered weapons from concealed locations.
[00:21] <Ashagar the Endbringer> HAH. Cowards! Cowards all!
[00:21] * Ashagar the Endbringer breathes fire upon the mansion.
[00:23] *** The security ops run screaming as the flame engulfs them, and maintain fire on Ashagar with a 20mm cannon.
[00:23] * Ashagar the Endbringer rips the wall off of the Mansion.
[00:23] * Ashagar the Endbringer sticks his head inside of the hole.
[00:23] <Ashagar the Endbringer> You cannot hide.
[00:23] <Ashagar the Endbringer> Your destiny is at hand, and I am here to deliver you.
[00:24] *** Horrified people inside flee from Ashagar, but he ignores them, and tears sections off of the roof, searching for a specific person.
[00:24] * Ashagar the Endbringer ignores the small-arms fire, and tears through walls.
[00:25] <Ashagar the Endbringer> NONE can escape fate, and fate is all they are entitled to. You chose this. You chose catastrophe, and NONE can escape it.
[00:25] *** Man huddles in a bathroom, as the roof is torn off of the hiding place, and his last security guards die... some of whom melt into goo, but others simply bleed.
[00:25] * Ashagar the Endbringer seizes this huddling human being.
[00:26] <Ashagar the Endbringer> HAH.
[00:26] <Ashagar the Endbringer> And here you are.
[00:27] * Ashagar the Endbringer holds this person in his talons, and brings them up to his face.
[00:27] <Ashagar the Endbringer> Former Prime Minister Naoto Kan, your destiny is at hand. You are coming with me.
[00:28] * Ashagar the Endbringer ignores the man's please, spreads his wings, and flies directly toward downtown Tokyo.
[00:28] *** Ashagar the Endbringer [0] has quit IRC (None escape destiny. And when Catastrophe is summoned, it always comes when called.)
[23:27] * Simon Kerrick exits the house, and immediately breaks into a run.
[23:28] * Simon Kerrick stops, panting, in a nearby park, and gestures while whispering. A silver circle of runes that protects against evil creatures flashes into existence on the ground.
[23:29] *** A quiet, cold park in Tokyo, with the stars clearly visible.
[23:29] *** The Necromantress [HalfElf@Undeath.com] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[23:29] <@spiritflame> irasshai The Necromantress
[23:29] * Simon Kerrick casts the spell that wards against evil outsiders again, and begins chanting to bind an outsider.
[23:30] <The Necromantress> .........
[23:30] <The Necromantress> Please don't tell me you plan to fight me
[23:30] <The Necromantress> You'd lose.
[23:30] *** A quiet glen in the Tokyo parks, two Magic Circles againt Evil blaze in life on the ground, Simon standing in one, and a column of smoke in the other.
[23:30] * Simon Kerrick abandons the conjuration spell.
[23:31] *** the column of smoke disappears.
[23:31] <Simon Kerrick> Ah. Well hello.
[23:31] <Simon Kerrick> Why would I want to fight you? You can teach me so much.
[23:31] <Simon Kerrick> I want what you've got.
[23:32] <Simon Kerrick> I'll attain it myself if you don't help me.
[23:33] <Simon Kerrick> Really, I have no cause to fight you. I literally don't give a damn about the Elf.
[23:34] <The Necromantress> Then tell me. Where did the girl teleport him
[23:35] <Simon Kerrick> No idea. Could be anywhere.
[23:36] <Simon Kerrick> I do wish to remind you, however that if he can be teleported against his will, that's a significant weakness.
[23:37] <The Necromantress> The two are freinds. He likely allowd her to teleport him....
[23:37] * The Necromantress 's tone is one of someone stateing the obvious
[23:37] <Simon Kerrick> ...That looked like a forcible teleport to me.
[23:38] <Simon Kerrick> Like I said, I'm certainly not going to fight you over him.
[23:38] <Simon Kerrick> Little pointy-eared b[BLEEP]ch does not know how good he has it.
[23:40] <The Necromantress> ......
[23:41] <Simon Kerrick> You know--he actually snivveled for his old life!
[23:41] <Simon Kerrick> I'm serious!
[23:41] <Simon Kerrick> He must have really loved whatever she-elf he shacked up with. He spins this sob story about how you killed him in the prime of his life! And how angry he is.
[23:43] * Simon Kerrick shrugs.
[23:43] <Simon Kerrick> Now he can never die. Ever. With slight drawbacks.
[23:43] <Simon Kerrick> He even talks about how angry he is when people look at him, and run in fear.
[23:43] <Simon Kerrick> Hmph.
[23:43] <Simon Kerrick> I would not care about that problem. A bit.
[23:45] <The Necromantress> Do you wish to become undead. I could do it easily
[23:46] <Simon Kerrick> I don't need your help.
[23:46] <Simon Kerrick> I've already found something here that is powerful enough to charge the transformation.
[23:47] <Simon Kerrick> I just want to know how you raised yourself from the dead.
[23:47] <Simon Kerrick> If you tell me, I might actually be bothered to find out where your missing servant is.
[23:48] <Simon Kerrick> Then again, why should you trust me more than I trust you? Because as soon as I tell you, you have no use for me.
[23:48] <Simon Kerrick> I mean, really, if I'm going to die, I'll do it on my own terms... If I'm going to die.
[23:49] <The Necromantress> You do realize that undeath require you to die to achive it right?
[23:50] * Simon Kerrick looks her directly in the eyes. "Absolutely."
[23:51] <The Necromantress> Then you are a hypocryte. You do not wish to die yet you activly seek death
[23:54] <Simon Kerrick> Heh. Hypocrisy.
[23:54] <Simon Kerrick> Hypocrisy assumes I give a damn.
[23:54] <Simon Kerrick> I care about myself, and very little else.
[23:54] <Simon Kerrick> Actually, I have a very specific reason I do not want to die by your hand, and become animated by you, and I don't mind sharing.
[23:55] <The Necromantress> Oh?
[23:55] <Simon Kerrick> Yes.
[23:56] <The Necromantress> Then share away
[23:56] <Simon Kerrick> You see, besides Mormoril's incessant whining that merely shows he cannot accept what he is, longing for life when he should have dismissed it, he also brings up some good points about you.
[23:56] *** Silvery circle flickers on the ground around Simon.
[23:57] <Simon Kerrick> Specifically, he is concerned that he is fading.
[23:57] <Simon Kerrick> That you did an imperfect job on him.
[23:57] <Simon Kerrick> This is why I estimated that he was a flawed specimen.
[23:57] <The Necromantress> The only reason he is fadeing is becuse he was nevere indeded to have a mind
[23:57] <Simon Kerrick> When I animate dead, I expext unquestioning slaves that will serve me eternally.
[23:57] <The Necromantress> He only gained one after that girl interfeared mucking up my spell
[23:58] <Simon Kerrick> Ah. Well, in that case, it would seem to me that your methods are flawed.
[23:58] <The Necromantress> They are not flawed
[23:58] <The Necromantress> You try keeping control of your undead minons after you're dead
[23:58] <Simon Kerrick> Yet he escaped you?
[23:59] <Simon Kerrick> I intend to do exactly that.
[23:59] <Simon Kerrick> I have numerous slaves working for me. I was actually going to bind another one to my will when you arrived.
[23:59] <The Necromantress> And what would happen if I killed you right now.
[23:59] <The Necromantress> Would they stay loyal? I doubt it
[23:59] <Simon Kerrick> Hmmmm....
[00:00] <Simon Kerrick> Well, I suppose it truly depends upon the magic that binds them.
[00:00] <Simon Kerrick> Spells work differently.
[00:00] <Simon Kerrick> Some are permanent, such as a *successful* lichdom ritual, others are temporary, like the spell I use to blind my enemies, or make them my slaves.
[00:01] <The Necromantress> Then you admit it would fade
[00:01] <Simon Kerrick> Others have an instantaneous effect, like the fireballs that your best friend in there loves to throw when she does not get her way.
[00:01] <Simon Kerrick> As far as I know, undead are loyal to the cleric that created them, but other spellcasters can control them for limited periods, depending on their respective strengths
[00:02] <Simon Kerrick> But some magic, some magic is absolutely permanent.
[00:02] <Simon Kerrick> A good example is the spell of immense and wracking pain I am previously cast in case things got rowdy back there. And yes, it will work on undead, too.
[00:03] <Simon Kerrick> That spell is absolutely permanent without significant magical intervention.
[00:03] <Simon Kerrick> I suppose my answer is yes and no. If you were able to kill me right now, I'd eventually lose control of my servants, but it would take serious magical interference to undo all that I have accomplished.
[00:06] <The Necromantress> heh
[00:08] <Simon Kerrick> But I offer you this. Leave me alone, and I will leave you alone.
[00:08] <Simon Kerrick> I'll not tell about the weakness of liches, which you and I both know exist--and I won't fight against you. You leave me alone, and I leave you alone.
[00:09] <Simon Kerrick> I don't care about the elf. If he wished otherwise, he would not try to pick me up, choke me, or threaten me with his bow.
[00:09] <Simon Kerrick> Way I see it, he has this coming.
[00:09] <Simon Kerrick> So we'll steer clear of each other, and call things even.
[00:11] <Simon Kerrick> You likely don't want to reveal how you shed your soul, and I don't need your help. Further, while I am not tempted to fight an opponent many of my spells don't work on, I know more about magic than I let on.
[00:12] <Simon Kerrick> That said, if you are willing to trade knowledge of Phylactery construction for the location of the Grey Elf, I'm the only one who can and is willing to help you, so think of that before you decide to just kill me here.
[00:12] <Simon Kerrick> Like I said, when brute force fails, you must rely on common sense. And you seem like a pretty sensible woman. Do we have an agreement?
[00:13] <The Necromantress> Or I kill you and get the knowlage out of your brain from your corpse. And how do I know you even know hwere he is?
[00:19] * Simon Kerrick thinks long and hard before answering. "Well, you are probably pretty good, but even if you killed me, I don't KNOW where he is. And then you'd lose your only ally."
[00:19] <The Necromantress> You get nothing from me until I get proof you'd help me
[00:20] <Simon Kerrick> Then give me nothing, and go in peace. Like I said, I don't know where he is, and I'm not inclined to discuss lich weaknesses which could be used against you because they could also be used against me. If you attempt to attack me and I survive, however, I won't hesitate to undermine you at every turn.
[00:20] <Simon Kerrick> I mean, really?
[00:20] <Simon Kerrick> Come on here.
[00:21] <Simon Kerrick> There's no point in fighting.
[00:21] <Simon Kerrick> I"m the only one who is not offended by what you are doing, and we are the only two here who could help each other.
[00:22] * The Necromantress pulls up her hood an walks off. "..."
[00:22] *** The Necromantress [HalfElf@Undeath.com] has quit IRC (The living are useless.)
[00:23] * Simon Kerrick starts casting his spell again, and a column of smoke appears within the rune circle in front of him.
[00:26] * Simon Kerrick casts a spell that binds a spirit to the lower planes to appear before him.
[00:26] *** Smoke solidifies into a small shape, and the circle of runes glows to prevent it's escape.
[00:26] * Simon Kerrick completes the spell.
[00:27] <Simon Kerrick> Welcome to earth, b[BLEEP]ch. You belong to me, and the sooner you accept that, the better it is for you.
[00:27] <Unfortunate Outsider> What's going on here, dood?
[00:27] * Simon Kerrick grins, and prepares to cast again.
[00:27] *** Simon Kerrick [0] has quit IRC (What's the point of having power if you don't use it?)
[00:28] *** Unfortunate Outsider has quit IRC (Wait, what are you doing to me dood?)
[01:14] *** The Tokyo Natural History Museum, the night is calm and cold, and the stars shine overhead. The lights and power have been reconnected to the building, and the windows have been repaired--but in each window, a tiger or lion sits in regal silence.
[01:15] *** Matsuo Shin [Shin@history.um.u-tokyo.ac.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[01:15] <@spiritflame> irasshai Matsuo Shin
[01:15] * Matsuo Shin crouches just out of view
[01:16] <Matsuo Shin> ..calm..too calm
[01:19] <Matsuo Shin> need a distraction though
[01:19] * Temple Acolytes who are mostly japanese walk up to the van, and help the weary travellers out of their vehicle, and give them blankets of furs.
[01:20] * Matsuo Shin digs in his pocket.....and pauses
[01:20] * Matsuo Shin pulls out an object...and blinks "..well this is an ironic choice of thing"
[01:20] <Matsuo Shin> let's see if I can remember the right words...
[01:20] * Tourists are grateful, and walk up the new flagstones to the new and grand doorway, gilded from the gifts of the faithful, which used to literally be whole the Sphinx blew into the wall.
[01:21] * Matsuo Shin balls up his fist around the object and whispers into it
[01:21] *** Some of the Lions sniff around, and there are cats roaming the premises. Lots of cats. At least a hundred stalk through the night, their eyes reflecting the Tokyo Lights.
[01:21] <Matsuo Shin> Kikiwa Suluviga Tutusisumi
[01:21] * Matsuo Shin opens his hand..the small object, now alive, flying out of it and towards the musuem
[01:23] * the object flies past the big cats...
[01:23] *** The tourists take off their shoes, leaving them near the temple entrance, and put on sandals. They enter the temple, and leave something metallic hanging from the open window of their van.
[01:25] * the object lands on the wall and slowly crawls along it
[01:25] * Elderly Man greets the tourists from afar in what is presumably Egyptian, and they walk further within the temple.
[01:26] * Matsuo Shin watches this...
[01:27] *** There are NUMEROUS other scarabs that walk up and down the walls of the museum, absolutely nobody notices the new one.
[01:28] * Tourists are fascinated with what they see around them, and some of them are moved to tears.
[01:29] <Tourists> <Is it true what you said, that our sicknesses can be healed? And that our journey here will be paid for, all for the price of the information you requested?>
[01:29] * Osirian Scarab crawls through a window
[01:30] *** The inside of the musuem is astoundingly warmer than the outside, it's at least 73 degrees, and would make people in winter clothes uncomfortable, but this does not affect the scarab.
[01:31] <Elderly Man> <Absolutley. She wishes to aid those she views as her children, and it turns out, you are each descended from a very important man. In fact, you are among the last of his descendents still alive.>
[01:32] *** The doors to the Shrine open, and there is sounds of beautiful music and chanting, and the smell of incense, which moves more of the tourists to tears with its beauty.
[01:32] * Osirian Scarab crawls along the floor
[01:33] <Elderly Man> <Come, if you will, and have your sicknesses cured by Her Mercy. Then you can be told of the hero you are all descended from. She wants only one thing from you.>
[01:34] * Osirian Scarab crawls up a statue, recording all this
[01:34] <Toruists> <You mean this, for real? That we just have to explain to her about the protests and greed, and economic stagnation, and about how Egypt does not currently have a permanent government?>
[01:34] * Elderly Man smiles.
[01:34] <Elderly Man> <Absolutely. Now come with me, and let me introduce you to some one that can change your lives for the better.>
[01:35] <Elderly Man> /
[01:35] *** The door to the shrine closes behind the pilgrims, and is shut tight.
[01:35] *** Elderly Man has quit IRC
[01:35] *** Tourists has quit IRC
[01:35] *** The door is shut, water drips from pipes into pools, but the entire building is otherwise silent.
[01:36] <Matsuo Shin> hm...
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[00:02] * Eiry looks at Cora Allelia.
[00:02] *** Cora Allelia is Cora, but with large feather wings that change color each time they appear. The tips of her hair match the color of her wings. Her aura is sweet and peaceful, and calming to others. More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: 'Voices' by Yoko Kanno. She is Level 1.

[00:03] * Eiry looks at Cora Allelia.
[00:03] *** Cora Allelia is Cora, but with large feather wings that change color each time they appear. The tips of her hair match the color of her wings. Her aura is sweet and peaceful, and calming to others. More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: 'Voices' by Yoko Kanno. She is Level 1.

[01:11] * Screaming and sirens fill the streets.
[01:14] *** Ajinimoto Stadium, where cameras can readily be crewd, and towering lights are turned on. Two monsters grapple and bite each other on the field.
[01:16] *** Sorizikar the Verdant has joined #suburbansenshi3
[01:16] <@spiritflame> irasshai Sorizikar the Verdant
[01:16] *** Ashagar the Endbringer has joined #suburbansenshi3
[01:16] <@spiritflame> irasshai Ashagar the Endbringer
[01:16] <Ashagar the Endbringer> - You were a fool, Sorizikar. The humans make you weaker while they make me stronger. -
[01:17] <Ashagar the Endbringer> - of all those I thought I would slay tonight, it was not you. Why you would fight me in the middle of the city where your power is at its weakest, I cannot fathom. -
[01:17] * Ashagar the Endbringer smashes his opponent's head against the ground, repeatedly.
[01:18] * Ashagar the Endbringer looks at Sorizikar the Verdant.
[01:18] *** Sorizikar the Verdant is your average everyday Sorizikar the Verdant

[01:18] *** Hsan-Tachi [hsan-tachi@cargopantsofholding.org] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[01:18] <@spiritflame> irasshai Hsan-Tachi
[01:18] * Ashagar the Endbringer looks at Sorazikar the Verdant.
[01:18] *** Sorazikar the Verdant is A being nurtured by the green and fertile earth, he is reclusive even among dragons, but was drawn by the howling waypoint of fate tonight. Lithe and reptilian, but grass and leaves grow from his form, and flowers bloom at his passing.
His image Song is: "What the Forest Taught Me". He is Level 1.

[01:19] * Sorazikar the Verdant looks at Ashagar the Endbringer.
[01:19] *** Ashagar the Endbringer is massive, towering dragon bedecked in armor of horn and scale, and with teeth the size of swords. His reddish scales scintillate like glowing embers, and he gazes back with an eye the size of your torso. He is ancient, cunning, and is eternally hungry.
His image Song is: "The Red Dragon," the final boss' theme from [[The King of Dragons]]. He is Level 1.

[01:19] <Hsan-Tachi> ENOUGH.
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[01:20] <@spiritflame> irasshai Souldier
[01:20] * Sorazikar the Verdant looks at Hsan-Tachi.
[01:20] *** Hsan-Tachi is a young girl of indeterminate Asian descent, dressed in the diaphanous silks of a pagan priestess, hair bound in elaborate ringlets. Her eyes glow radiantly, reflecting celestial perfection in her every breath.
Her image Song is: Quetzali Dance by Tenochtitlan.. She is Level 1.

[01:20] <Ashagar the Endbringer> DISTRACTED FOOL!
[01:20] * Ashagar the Endbringer suddenly rips open Sorazikar's throat!
[01:21] <Ashagar the Endbringer> Hah...
[01:21] * Hsan-Tachi falls from Heaven, a jagged blade in her hand
[01:21] * Hsan-Tachi is, in fact, rapidly descending towards Ashagar's back.
[01:22] * Souldier takes a deep breath falling with her.
[01:22] * Ashagar the Endbringer claws open his opponent and rends him. A greenish liquid pours from Sorazikar's wounds which nourishes the grass in the stadium. Ashagar's blood smoulders like magma mixes with molten iron, and burns whatever it touches.
[01:23] <Ashagar the Endbringer> - You. Were. A. Fool. -
[01:23] <Sorazikar the Verdant> No! I won't lose tonight!
[01:23] * Souldier draws Dimension Diver. "No turning back now."
[01:23] <Ashagar the Endbringer> Your denial won't save you, idiot. Our king shall come and consume you.
[01:24] * Hsan-Tachi ululuates like a goddamn banshee, Rule Breaker drawn, and will be impacting Ashagar's back in three seconds unless he does something about it
[01:25] *** Cameras roll, with many civilians glued to their seats watching, and the sky begins to fill with a shape of absolute blackness.
[01:25] * Ashagar the Endbringer screams as he is stabbed in the back by the Grimoire.
[01:26] * Hsan-Tachi shrieks like madness and hate, stabbing stabbing stabbing
[01:26] * Souldier chooses instead to land on Ashagar's back mindful of a counter so he can keep an eye on her.
[01:27] * Ashagar the Endbringer screams, but concentrates more on killing his opponent than he does her attacks. His back is spikey and coated with mud, and embedded with broken glass. It's large enough to stand on.
[01:27] <Ashagar the Endbringer> They wont' save you Sorazikar, I'll just eat you before I turn on them!
[01:28] <Hsan-Tachi> Souldier MAKE HIM PAY.
[01:28] * Sorazikar the Verdant responds by clawing Ashagar's belly open instead of with words. Ashagar's blood seeps out like molten lava, setting the grass ablaze.
[01:29] * Souldier infuses his sword with Ki. reality is starting to bend around the Dimension Diver and he stands firmly sword raised, he steels himself and slices across in a massive sweeping motion.
[01:29] <Ashagar the Harbinger> You won't stop me. You've gotten smarter, but your blades won't stay me. I will PREVAIL! I will be king!
[01:30] <Souldier> shoulda brought my pilebunker.
[01:31] * Souldier carefully gets towards the Grimoire, and starts stabbing where she is stabbing
[01:31] * Ashagar the Endbringer sweeps his tail in a huge radius around him toward his foe's ribs, an attack which WILL smear any normal human that is hit by it tooo.
[01:31] * Hsan-Tachi half-discards half-throws away the knife and stands, the immediate anger discharged enough she can think clearly
[01:32] <Hsan-Tachi> Once, there was a maid-- AGH
[01:32] * Ashagar the Endbringer IS hurt by the swords.
[01:32] * Hsan-Tachi grabs onto a spine to steady herself for the impact
[01:32] <Hsan-Tachi> Once, there was a maiden...
[01:32] * Souldier grabs on to the spine, planting himself firmly
[01:33] <Hsan-Tachi> ...who struck an iron wall until it shattered her hand.
[01:33] *** Ashagar's tail slams into the other dragon's neck, and knocks him down.
[01:33] <Hsan-Tachi> She did not stop, though cracks spread throughout her bones.
[01:33] <Hsan-Tachi> She did not stop, though blood sprayed her eyes.
[01:33] * Ashagar the Endbringer turns, and breathes a gout of fire onto the entire field, setting all the grass ablaze and filling he air with smoke.
[01:34] <Hsan-Tachi> She did not stop until she shattered the wall.
[01:34] <Hsan-Tachi> "Survival is fury," she said.
[01:34] * Ashagar the Endbringer keeps bleeding where the swords cut him...
[01:34] * Souldier stabs at Ashagar again.
[01:35] * Sorazikar the Verdant leaps to his feet, snarling.
[01:35] *** Ashagar kicks out at Guyver, but focuses on the other dragon.
[01:36] * Hsan-Tachi claps her hands together and does something potentially _terribly_ stupid: shaping the raw verdancy spilled in Sorazikar's blood into a frightful attack spell
[01:36] <spiritflame> Souldier rolls 1d20 [ 18 ]
[01:36] * Souldier evades. carefully maintaining his balance
[01:37] * Ashagar the Harbinger continues his attack, seemingly utterly convinced of his victory.
[01:37] <Ashagar the Harbinger> - I know why you came here. But this one island where you can feed here will perish under my flame. -
[01:37] <Ashagar the Harbinger> You will fall here, Sorazikar, and your stupid ideas will go with you.
[01:38] <Hsan-Tachi> Sextes Jylis, Dragon of Wood, Child of Gaia-By-Cytheria-By-Gaia...
[01:38] <Ashagar the Harbinger> Did you REALLY think you would beat me? That it would be YOU?
[01:39] <Souldier> Hmmmm water.
[01:39] <Hsan-Tachi> Your humble servant most humbly beseeches your blessing and begs for your mercy against an enemy we both share.
[01:39] * Ashagar the Harbinger tackles his foe, smashing him into the stadium bleachers.
[01:39] * Hsan-Tachi tumbles, catches herself on another spine
[01:39] * Sorazikar the Verdant tries to speak, but coughs.
[01:39] <Hsan-Tachi> Grant this unworthy petitioner your strength and shape this Essence, lest it be consumed by the unclean and the unholy.
[01:40] <Sorazikar the Verdant> The Grass of the field is now wildly uneven, assulted by fire, but fed by mana.
[01:40] <Sorazikar the Verdant> But you... you are the missing...
[01:40] * Souldier sheates Dimension Diver, he maintains balance but is focusing water on a hand
[01:41] * Ashagar the Endbringer smashes Sorazikars head into the bleachers over and over.
[01:41] <Hsan-Tachi> As pine trees spring anew from the inferno, so may your will spring anew from the bonfire about us.
[01:41] * Sorazikar the Verdant stops fighting back.
[01:41] <Ashagar the Harbinger> I WON! I KNEW IT! THERE WAS NO DOUBT!
[01:41] * Souldier takes a deep breath, the water turns into a shape of a javelin, a cold air freezes the water javelin.
[01:41] <Hsan-Tachi> ELEMENTAL TECHNIQUE ATTACK: ASCENT OF SEXTES JYLIS!
[01:41] * Souldier takes a moment to catch his breath.
[01:42] <Ashagar the Harbinger> I REJECT THIS FOE! I PRESENT HIS BODY AS AN OFFERING--AND A CHALLENGE TO OUR KING!
[01:42] *** Thunder suddenly rumbles in the distance, and the sky becomes opaque with blackness.
[01:42] * Ashagar the Harbinger is now known as Ashagar the Harbinger
[01:42] * Ashagar the Harbinger resumes his human form, and draws his sword.
[01:43] * Souldier charges Ki into the Ice spear and dunkes it into an open wound.
[01:43] <Ashagar the Harbinger> Alright, everybody off.
[01:43] <Souldier> Huh???
[01:43] <spiritflame> Souldier rolls 1d20 [ 8 ]
[01:43] * Ashagar the Harbinger grabs Souldier by the throat.
[01:43] * Souldier falls off not expecting form change
[01:43] <Hsan-Tachi> ACK
[01:43] <spiritflame> Souldier rolls 1d20 [ 5 ]
[01:43] <Ashagar the Harbinger> Did you really think you could defeat me?
[01:43] * Hsan-Tachi falls, whoops!
[01:43] * Souldier is grabbed!
[01:43] * Ashagar the Harbinger squeezes tigher.
[01:44] * Ashagar the Harbinger throws Guyver away from him.
[01:44] * Souldier grimaces. "I... intend.... to..."
[01:44] * Ashagar the Harbinger is currently bleeding in all of the places his Dragon form was injured in.
[01:44] <Ashagar the Harbinger> But you are not CERTAIN. You never were.
[01:44] <Ashagar the Harbinger> Passion is different.
[01:44] <spiritflame> Souldier rolls 1d20 [ 18 ]
[01:44] * Ashagar the Harbinger tries to parry with his sword.
[01:44] * Souldier breaks his fall and rolls up. Drawing his sword again.
[01:44] <spiritflame> Ashagar the Harbinger rolls 1d20 [ 18 ]
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[01:45] <@spiritflame> irasshai Matsuo Shin
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[01:45] <@spiritflame> irasshai World Breaker
[01:45] * Matsuo Shin appears in a burst of blue light, glowing pale blue...his eyes balls of light
[01:45] <Souldier> Still standing... Still coming at you.
[01:45] * Hsan-Tachi moans, rousing back to consciousness oh that was not expected
[01:45] <World Breaker> Feed me. Feed me in his body and you will prevail.
[01:45] *** Ashagar's human form leaps onto the fallen green dragon, and plunges his sword repeatedly into the fallen foe.
[01:45] * Hsan-Tachi shakes her head to clear it, taking stock of the situatioh s[BLEEP]t
[01:46] * Matsuo Shin walks past Ashagar and the dragon..and is walking towards Hsan-Tachi
[01:46] * Souldier works himself into a rage and charges after Ashagar
[01:46] <World Breaker> - Hah ha ha ha ha. -
[01:47] * is now known as Ashagar the Endbringer
[01:47] * Hsan-Tachi scarcely notices Matsuo, her attention is racked trying to figure out the move next
[01:47] * Matsuo Shin grabs Hsan-Tachi by the throat
[01:47] <Hsan-Tachi> hrrk
[01:47] <Ashagar the Endbringer> Little tome. You said you would aid me on the night I overthrew my master.
[01:47] <Ashagar the Endbringer> And now that he is here, I see you shall not.
[01:47] * Hsan-Tachi is now super-confused because choking oh god
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[01:48] <@spiritflame> irasshai Urlithrask the Hungry Darkness
[01:48] <Matsuo Shin> you
[01:48] <Souldier> What in the?!
[01:48] <Matsuo Shin> you attempted to kill our blood disciple
[01:48] <Hsan-Tachi> what
[01:48] <Hsan-Tachi> no
[01:48] <Matsuo Shin> that was unwise
[01:49] <Ashagar the Endbringer> Father, I challenge you for the throne, in the name of the Ouroboros! I am fit to be King of Dragons! I challenge you!
[01:49] <Hsan-Tachi> did he--
[01:49] <Hsan-Tachi> oh god didn't mean--
[01:50] * Matsuo Shin attempts to life Hsan-Tachi off the ground, still holding onto her throat
[01:50] <Matsuo Shin> *lift
[01:50] <Ashagar the Endbringer> Of course not! SHE is perfect!
[01:50] <Ashagar the Endbringer> SHE's perfect!
[01:50] * Ashagar the Endbringer throws his head back in laughter!
[01:51] * Hsan-Tachi is still a bit out of it and trying to figure out why one is being choked is a not going to help get oneself free
[01:51] <Urlithrask the Hungry Darkness> It is our tradition that the claimant shall address the King by name!
[01:51] <Matsuo Shin> speak your explination, child.....now
[01:52] <Souldier> Shouldn't you be dealing with that a bit later Matsuo????
[01:52] <Ashagar the Endbringer> Urlithrask, King of Dragons, I hereby challenge you to the throne. I intend to allow our clan to take our vengeance upon the House of Serenity and her allies, and your old ways shall be done.
[01:52] <Hsan-Tachi> hate the red one
[01:52] <Hsan-Tachi> needed freedom to get him
[01:52] <Hsan-Tachi> want to kill him so bad
[01:52] <Hsan-Tachi> he was holding me back--
[01:53] <Matsuo Shin> I am not Matsuo
[01:53] * Hsan-Tachi struggles for a meaningful breath
[01:53] <Souldier> .......
[01:53] <Souldier> What?!
[01:53] <Urlithrask the Hungry Darkness> I accept your challenge. Should you lose.... your punishment shall be to be laid bare before these insects, and they shall rend your flesh. You shall be cast from our number, and shall never join beneath me at our feast at the end of all things.
[01:54] <Hsan-Tachi> the six of quinox
[01:54] <Matsuo Shin> I am Harunia..the dream bringer
[01:55] * Souldier looks at Ashagar and U-10
[01:55] <Hsan-Tachi> i didn't know
[01:55] <Hsan-Tachi> please--
[01:55] *** A glinting golden band shines amid the absolute void that makes up the older dragon.
[01:55] * Souldier grimaces and instead runs at Matsuo and Hsan
[01:55] *** The Ouroboros Ring has joined #suburbansenshi3
[01:55] <@spiritflame> irasshai The Ouroboros Ring
[01:56] * Ashagar the Endbringer is now known as Ashagar the Harbinger.
[01:56] * Ashagar the Harbinger pulls out the demonic sword, and embeds it into the earth.
[01:56] * Matsuo Shin tosses Hsan-Tachi at Souldier
[01:57] <Ashagar the Harbinger> I have seen fate tonight. It shall happen. I will be King. I need not the sword to wound you.
[01:57] * Hsan-Tachi spirals like a football!
[01:57] * Souldier catches her quickly
[01:58] * Matsuo Shin looks up at the ring and Harbinger.....eyes still glowing blue
[01:58] * Ashagar the Harbinger is now known as Ashagar the Endbringer
[01:58] * Ashagar the Endbringer looks at Urlithrask the Hungry Darkness.
[01:58] *** Urlithrask the Hungry Darkness is your average everyday Urlithrask the Hungry Darkness

[01:58] <Souldier> the sword.... lets get it....
[01:58] * Hsan-Tachi coughs, gasps... hears it, and nods
[01:58] * Ashagar the Endbringer looks at Urlithrask, the Hungry Darkness.
[01:58] *** Urlithrask, the Hungry Darkness is ember-eyed darkness in the shape of a dragon. He is longer than 2 city blocks, and as black as the void. He is a major reason that all children instinctively fear the dark. He bends and devours light around him, and his spreading wings eclipse the stars
His image Song is: "The Triumph of Death". He is Level 1.

[01:59] * Ashagar the Endbringer snatches up the swrod.
[01:59] * Souldier looks at Matsuo(?) and instead with her in tow sprints after World Breaker
[01:59] <Hsan-Tachi> my knife, where's my knife
[01:59] * Ashagar the Endbringer simply swings his tail to trip Souldier.
[01:59] <spiritflame> Ashagar the Endbringer rolls 1d20 [ 2 ]
[01:59] <spiritflame> Souldier rolls 1d20 [ 11 ]
[01:59] * Urlithrask, the Hungry Darkness looks at Ashagar the Endbringer.
[01:59] *** Ashagar the Endbringer is massive, towering dragon bedecked in armor of horn and scale, and with teeth the size of swords. His reddish scales scintillate like glowing embers, and he gazes back with an eye the size of your torso. He is ancient, cunning, and is eternally hungry.
His image Song is: "The Red Dragon," the final boss' theme from [[The King of Dragons]]. He is Level 1.

[01:59] * Souldier dodges, but not well enough to try to counter.
[02:00] * Souldier checks his surroundings. Pincers aren't fun.
[02:00] * Ashagar the Endbringer looks at The Ouroboros Ring, which is wrapped around Urlithrask's tail..
[02:00] *** The Ouroboros Ring, which is wrapped around Urlithrask's tail. is your average everyday The Ouroboros Ring, which is wrapped around Urlithrask's tail.

[02:00] * Ashagar the Endbringer looks at The Ouroboros Ring.
[02:00] *** The Ouroboros Ring is the Dragon King's ring of immortal gold, which depicts a serpent biting its own tail. Referred to throughout countless mythology, it is the symbol for knowledge and infinity. Its might is unfathomable, and it's claimants are beholden to no other power.
hir image Song is: . It is Level 1.

[02:00] <Souldier> Well... I guess we can buy an Uroboros ring at your local 7 Eleven
[02:01] <Hsan-Tachi> Get it out of the vending mach--
[02:01] <Ashagar the Endbringer> I challenge you for your title, you may leave with your life. Say it. Say I am the king.
[02:01] * Hsan-Tachi spots it and calls to the least god of Rule Breaker; it zips through the air into her hand
[02:02] * Souldier sets her down.
[02:02] <Urlithrask, the Hungry Darkness> You are a fool. I have watched you, but your confidence and power is not strong enough, despite the souls you have taken during your slave3ry.
[02:02] <Urlithrask, the Hungry Darkness> How, exactly, do you plan on being powerful enough to defeat me after your prior duel?
[02:02] * Matsuo Shin narrows his eyes
[02:02] <Ashagar the Endbringer> Why, like THIS!
[02:03] * Ashagar the Endbringer grabs up the absurdly powerful chaotic sword, World-Breaker... and EATS IT!
[02:03] <Souldier> ............. oh s[BLEEP]t.
[02:03] <Matsuo Shin> .....
[02:05] * Ashagar the Endbringer swells to night-marish proportions, suddenly growing larger even than his father. His muscles quiver and ripple with a dark energy, and his back ignites in unholy fire.
[02:05] * Ashagar the Endbringer roars, and charges Urlithrask!
[02:05] <Souldier> This is gonna be a problem.
[02:05] <Ashagar the Endbringer> - I will be THE KING! -
[02:06] <Hsan-Tachi> Not enough of one to stop me.
[02:06] *** The two dragons, roar and rage, and commence their duel.
[02:06] <Matsuo Shin> we will not let this occur
[02:07] <Ashagar the Endbringer> My destiny is at hand!
[02:07] <Urlithrask, the Hungry darkness> Fool!
[02:08] * Hsan-Tachi claps her hands twice together again and invokes the indifference of fire-kami, eluding the risk of incidental fire and flame
[02:08] <Souldier> You know. I kind of expected more trash talking.
[02:08] *** The dragons circle each other and use lethal breath and magic, the ground trembles beneath their footfalls.
[02:09] <Matsuo Shin> your punishment shall have to wait, child....
[02:09] * Urlithrask, the Hungry Darkness looks to be made out of blackness itself, and he grapples with Ashagar, who smoulders like a volcanic summit.
[02:10] * Souldier steps back.
[02:10] <Hsan-Tachi> It may not be me who claims a deathblow.
[02:10] <Hsan-Tachi> I don't want it. I don't need it.
[02:11] * Ashagar the Endbinger claws his riival, and screams! "It's my destiny! SAY IT!!! SAY IT! SAY I AM THE KING!"
[02:11] <Urlithrask the Hungry Darkness> - You are an ambitious fool! You will cease tonight! -
[02:12] <Hsan-Tachi> I don't need to win. He just needs to lose.
[02:12] * Urlithrask the Hungry Darkness slams Ashagar into the goal post, and then clobbers him with it.
[02:12] <Hsan-Tachi> ...and I don't need a Master to make that happen, either.
[02:12] * Hsan-Tachi steps forward into the conflagration raging in the stadium
[02:13] * Matsuo Shin follows after Hsan-Tachi
[02:13] *** News helicopters are beginning to gather round now, since the monsters are only fighting each other. Somewhere, there are equally fierce battles faught for movie rights.
[02:13] * Souldier follows.
[02:14] <Urlithrask the Hungry Darkness> - Destiny. That is all. Your can't win. I'm CERTAIN! -
[02:14] <Ashagar the Endbringer> - You are a deluded old fool! Death to reality! I'll RIP YOU APART! -
[02:14] <Hsan-Tachi> It was the wrong sutra, you know?
[02:14] <Souldier> What do you mean?
[02:15] *** the dragons continue to battle each other, each absolutely confident in their victory, and thus absolutely evenly matched.
[02:15] <Hsan-Tachi> My author... wrote twenty-five sutras into me.
[02:15] *** A small man made out of water, with a tiny cloud raining upon him sits in the stands.
[02:16] *** A shimmering collection of jewels in humanoid form watches them fight.
[02:16] <Hsan-Tachi> Each of them told a story that they believed was True.
[02:16] <Hsan-Tachi> This isn't about survival.
[02:17] <Matsuo Shin> truth is but the dream of a lie
[02:17] * Souldier nods. Listening but watching for his own, their own safety
[02:17] <Hsan-Tachi> I thought it was for a moment, but it's not.
[02:17] <Nehimaya the Radiant> They shall decide. They shall decide all tonight.
[02:17] * Nehimaya the Radiant looks at Hsan-Tachi.
[02:17] *** Hsan-Tachi is a young girl of indeterminate Asian descent, dressed in the diaphanous silks of a pagan priestess, hair bound in elaborate ringlets. Her eyes glow radiantly, reflecting celestial perfection in her every breath.
Her image Song is: Quetzali Dance by Tenochtitlan.. She is Level 1.

[02:17] * Hsan-Tachi looks over her shoulder
[02:17] <Hsan-Tachi> I'm not talking about that sort of truth.
[02:17] <Hsan-Tachi> I'm talking about fiedlity.
[02:18] <Hsan-Tachi> Fidelity. Blech.
[02:18] *** More and more strange-looking observers reveal themselves in the stand.
[02:18] <Hsan-Tachi> You gods, you don't understand, because you are your own truth.
[02:19] <Hsan-Tachi> The rest of us? We have to believe.
[02:19] <Nehimaya the Radiant> Echoes. Not gods.
[02:19] <Souldier> Echos of what??
[02:19] <Nehimaya the Radiant> Of a concept. Incarnations.
[02:19] * Matsuo Shin glows brightly...and alters Matsuo's form
[02:19] * Hsan-Tachi was addressing Matsuo, but this greets her attention more
[02:19] *** Warrior Six has joined #suburbansenshi3
[02:19] <@spiritflame> irasshai Warrior Six
[02:20] * Warrior Six is Matsuo merged with The Six
[02:20] <Nehimaya the Radiant> The reason the Challenger looked more wicked when he came closer is because he embodies disaster, which only grows in horror when it nears you, and can be looked upon objectively from afar.
[02:20] *** Souldier [ComradeCaretaker@MonHan.net] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[02:20] <@spiritflame> irasshai Souldier
[02:20] * Souldier looks at Warrior Six.
[02:20] *** Warrior Six is your average everyday Warrior Six

[02:20] <Warrior Six> (( haven't regestered him yet ))
[02:21] *** The two huge dragons know of nothing except their duel, and they tirelessly punish the other for their foolishness and impudence.
[02:21] * Hsan-Tachi nods quietly
[02:21] <Hsan-Tachi> Then it's past time I looked myself in the eye.
[02:22] * Hsan-Tachi shrugs the mantle of her cosmic power off with a shrug
[02:22] * Hsan-Tachi is now known as Bixia Yuanjin
[02:22] <Warrior Six> (( ok he's regestered now ))
[02:22] <Bixia Yuanjin> Because this is something else I know to be True.
[02:23] <Bixia Yuanjin> Once, there was a maiden...
[02:23] * Bixia Yuanjin clasps her hands together, but there is no surge of power this time: merely prayer and focus
[02:23] <Ashagar the Endbringer> - You are a wretched monarch! You have allowed our tribe to diminish and would have us shrink to nothing! Jormungand, Fafnir, Naga, Ea, all were better lords than you! -
[02:23] <Bixia Yuanjin> ...who was born, and told her Mom, "I know how I'm gonna die."
[02:23] * Ashagar the Endbringer flicks his ears for a moment.
[02:23] <Bixia Yuanjin> "It's gonna hurt bad,
[02:24] * Ashagar the Endbringer turns back to the fight...
[02:24] <Bixia Yuanjin> and I ain't coming back."
[02:24] <Bixia Yuanjin> "...I could avoid it, but I won't."
[02:24] <Bixia Yuanjin> "'Cause one day, death'd come to me and say, 'Baby, don't you know?'"
[02:24] <Bixia Yuanjin> "'There's always an ending.'"
[02:25] <Urlithrask, the Hungry Darkness> - If you were to succeed me, you would have prevailed by now! -
[02:25] <Bixia Yuanjin> He won't hurt me.
[02:25] <Bixia Yuanjin> He wouldn't dare.
[02:25] *** The dragons suddenly stop fighting, and listen.
[02:26] * Bixia Yuanjin strides forward as the torrent of fire dies out on the stadium, hopping over glowing patches of embers
[02:26] <Urlithrask, the Hungry Darkness> - There is only fate. -
[02:26] * Bixia Yuanjin places herself between the two titanic forces, turns, pivots on a heel to face Ashagar
[02:26] <Ashagar the Harbinger> - There is only fate. -
[02:27] <Bixia Yuanjin> ASHAGAR.
[02:27] <Ashagar the Harbinger> - Speak. -
[02:27] <Bixia Yuanjin> You're going to have to kill me before I let you hurt him.
[02:27] <Bixia Yuanjin> But you're not going to.
[02:27] <Souldier> What the hell are you doing!?!
[02:28] * Ashagar the Harbinger smashes his tail against the ground with a jarring thud.
[02:28] * Bixia Yuanjin bounces!
[02:28] <Warrior Six> what is that child doing
[02:29] <Bixia Yuanjin> You like me way too much to hurt me.
[02:29] <Bixia Yuanjin> You've had like a dozen opportunities.
[02:30] <Ashagar the Harbinger> Bixia Yuanjin. You once told me you would aid me on the night I overthrew my master.
[02:30] * Bixia Yuanjin shrugs easily
[02:30] *** The larger dragon of impenatrable darkness growls at this.
[02:30] <Bixia Yuanjin> I lied to someone I hated.
[02:31] * Ashagar the Endbinger growls.
[02:31] <Ashagar the Endbinger> It's destiny, I'll win.
[02:31] <Urlithrask, the Hungry Darkness> No. I am destined to win.
[02:31] <Bixia Yuanjin> You won't win because I'm going to put myself in the path of every other blow you throw.
[02:32] <Bixia Yuanjin> And you like me too much to hurt me.
[02:32] <Bixia Yuanjin> You don't believe me? Test me.
[02:32] <Urlithrask, the Hungry Darkness> What are you doing, tiny one?
[02:33] * Bixia Yuanjin twirls around and points at Urlithrask
[02:33] * Souldier looks confused
[02:33] <Bixia Yuanjin> I don't care who is king of your forest as long as it's not HIM.
[02:34] <Bixia Yuanjin> And as much as I hate him he thinks I am too precious to destroy.
[02:34] <Souldier> Whatever happend to father and son playing catch anyway
[02:34] * Warrior Six just watches
[02:35] <Bixia Yuanjin> He is -certain- of it.
[02:35] <Ashagar the Endbringer> ...Spoken by a creature who would prefer death to living under my rule.
[02:35] <Ashagar the Endbringer> I care none for you.
[02:35] <Ashagar the Endbringer> Die.
[02:36] * Ashagar the Endbringer breathes a huge gout of flame upon all before him.
[02:36] * Bixia Yuanjin is immersed in the torrent
[02:37] * Bixia Yuanjin is immersed in the torrent
[02:37] * Bixia Yuanjin is... well, tapping her foot after it passes
[02:37] * Warrior Six throws up a blue shimmering energy field around himself...deflecting the fire around him
[02:38] <Bixia Yuanjin> You're going to have to try harder than -that-.
[02:38] <Ashagar the Endbringer> WHAT? I don't belive it!
[02:39] <Bixia Yuanjin> You don't have what it takes to kill me.
[02:39] <Urlithrask the Hunger Darkness> - And that is why you shall lose. -
[02:39] * Souldier lazily hops on top of Six's barrier >_>
[02:39] <spiritflame> Urlithrask the Hunger Darkness rolls 1d20 [ 13 ]
[02:40] * Urlithrask the Hunger Darkness lunges ebony claws toward Ashagar's breast during this critical moment of weakness.
[02:40] * Bixia Yuanjin turns her back on this situation and walks confidently away
[02:41] * Ashagar the Endbringer moves to catch Urlithrasks blow and trip his opponent. "MY DESTINY IS AT HAND!"
[02:41] <spiritflame> Ashagar the Endbringer rolls 1d20 [ 13 ]
[02:42] *** The two dragons clash, eyes and bodies locked. Neither moves, but neither gives way.
[02:42] *** Thunder begins to roar overhead.
[02:43] *** A massive cloud billows into existence above the city... and begins to flicker with reddish lightning.
[02:44] <Ashagar the Endbringer> The ground begins to quake, and the hole the two dragons have dug in their struggle begins to grow deeper.
[02:45] <Bixia Yuanjin> That's the thing he thinks he's sure about.
[02:45] <Ashagar the Endbringer> 9_9
[02:45] <Ashagar the Endbringer> (( AHEM ))
[02:45] <Bixia Yuanjin> It's not that I'd die rather than live under his rule.
[02:45] <Bixia Yuanjin> I'd sooner live to spite him, because he'd be usurped in time and then none of this will have mattered.
[02:46] * Huge cloud begins to rain sulfur, and molten iron into the hole upon the dragons that are frozen in time.
[02:47] *** Lightning splits the sky, and the stadium begins to quake.
[02:48] *** The cloud continues to flicker red, and begins to rain swords of red-hot molten iron.
[02:48] <Souldier> That's always the case with lots of rulers anyway
[02:48] *** Absolute darkness begins to spill from the hole among the cataclysm.
[02:48] * Souldier is totally avoiding falling lava swords now <_<
[02:49] * Bixia Yuanjin flicks a hand and wards herself against Earth and iron, trusting to the powers she knows
[02:49] * Warrior Six creates random shields which deflect the attacks off him
[02:49] * Huge cloud Swirls into a thunderhead, and begins to take a draconic face.
[02:51] * Bixia Yuanjin skips up to the top of the bleachers, a 'safe' distance away
[02:51] * Huge cloud opens its mouth, and speaks with the voice of the titans.
[02:51] <Souldier> Another one
[02:52] <Huge cloud> Upon the ring it is incribed that none shall be king that cannot overcome his challenger.
[02:53] * Huge cloud emits a huge green flash, and when it recedes, the grass of the field has regrown.
[02:53] * Bixia Yuanjin griiiiiiiiiins
[02:54] <Souldier> So they both get DQ'd
[02:54] * Bixia Yuanjin then realizes oh goodness flash of light seeing is hard now
[02:54] * Huge cloud emits another flash, and the city's power returns.
[02:55] * Warrior Six turns and looks at Bixia
[02:55] * Huge cloud swirls, and until it takes the form of a ring of vapor, which hovers in the middle of the field, and slowly turns to gold.
[02:55] * Huge cloud is now known as The Ouroboros Ring
[02:56] <Exhausted voice> <cough>
[02:56] <Bixia Yuanjin> CAN ANYONE ELSE SEE ANYTHING
[02:57] <Bixia Yuanjin> THAT WAS REALLY BRIGHT AND I DIDN'T EXPECT IT
[02:57] <Souldier> Not. really
[02:57] *** Finally a weary, broken figure stands up near the edge of the green.
[02:57] * Exhausted voice is now known as Sorazikar the Verdant
[02:57] * Souldier is totally using Air Sight right now
[02:58] * Bixia Yuanjin rubs her eyes
[02:58] * Warrior Six walks over to Bixia
[02:58] <Warrior Six> ....child.....
[02:58] <Bixia Yuanjin> so bright did we wi---ih...
[02:58] * Sorazikar the Verdant is standing in the middle of the field, within the cloud shaped like a golden ring.
[02:58] * Warrior Six slaps Bixia upside the head
[02:59] * Bixia Yuanjin turns and blinks blearily, finally focusing on the Warrior Six for that one moment; a twitch, a tension and then "OW."
[02:59] * Bixia Yuanjin rubs her head :(
[02:59] <Warrior Six> don't do that again
[02:59] *** Warrior Six has left #suburbansenshi3
[02:59] *** Suddenly, the entire field is over run with rampant growth, which is audible and loud.
[03:00] <Bixia Yuanjin> fiiiiine
[03:00] * Bixia Yuanjin turns around and skips down the bleachers
[03:00] <Bixia Yuanjin> wait-- whoa look at all that
[03:00] <Sorazikar the Verdant> I claim the Ring.... For I withstood the Iconoclast, and none others here did. I shall rule until challenged. I claim the ring, and the crown.
[03:01] <Bixia Yuanjin> :O
[03:01] *** Vines suddenly and utterly swell across the entire building, grasping everyone, and blossoming into flowers unremembered by man.
[03:02] <Souldier> ???
[03:02] * Bixia Yuanjin draws a breath, awed, forgetting to be cynical for a moment
[03:02] *** The cloud suddenly swirls and condenses, into a shimmering band of cold, and swirls about Sorazikar's tail.
[03:03] * Band of formed by the cloud is now known as The Ouroboros Ring
[03:03] * The Ouroboros Ring is now wrapped around the tail of Sorazikar the Verdant.
[03:04] <Nehimaya the Radiant> Long live the king!
[03:04] <Borleias the Wise> Long live the King!
[03:05] <Sizul the Defiant> Long live the King!
[03:05] * Bixia Yuanjin lets the breath go slowly, letting her heart ease with it
[03:05] <Azazzia the Cold> Long live the King!
[03:06] * Brace of Vines suddenly sieze Bixia Yuanjin and pull her inexorably to the center of the field.
[03:07] * Bixia Yuanjin is verging on exhaustion, but right now she's not spending the energy she has left fighting it
[03:07] * Sorazikar the Verdant rears back, and stands over Bixia Yuanjin, his every wound vanished, and with strength so great that cicadas and birds can be heard singing within the branches and foliage that grow from his body.
[03:09] <Sorazikar the Verdant> Fearless and certain little one...
[03:09] <Sorazikar the Verdant> I grant your wish.
[03:10] * Bixia Yuanjin nodsnods quietly
[03:10] <Bixia Yuanjin> It worked out pretty well.
[03:10] <Sorazikar the Verdant> I grant you my strength, my mercy, my essence, and my blessing.
[03:11] * Souldier is still watching
[03:11] * Sorazikar the Verdant turns to the assembled dragons called there by fate. "This Relic is under my protection! None shall harm her while I rule."
[03:13] <Sorazikar the Verdant> Follow now your Regent. We now leave the lands of Man.
[03:13] * Bixia Yuanjin bows her head in acknowledgement
[03:14] <Bixia Yuanjin> Rule well.
[03:14] * Sorazikar the Verdant spreads massive wings that are run through with veins like leaves.
[03:14] <Sorazikar the Verdant> Live well.
[03:14] * Sorazikar the Verdant flies off into the night sky far away, and the spectators of the contest assume a myriad of dragon forms, and follow him.
[03:15] *** Sorazikar the Verdant [0] has quit IRC
[03:15] *** Dragons of Legend has quit IRC
[03:16] * Bixia Yuanjin struggles free of the vines, but wow it's a lot harder than she'd thought
[03:16] * Souldier simply phases through them >_> walking over to her. "Here. Take my hand."
[03:16] <Bixia Yuanjin> so tired @_@
[03:17] * Bixia Yuanjin takes it
[03:17] * Souldier cheats and simply teleports her onto his arms. "Let's get you to bed then shall we?"
[03:18] <Bixia Yuanjin> Yes that sounds lovely
[03:18] *** a large collar made of Silver sits upon the 50-yard line and it smoulders against the vines that enwarp it... but it pulses strongly.
[03:19] <Bixia Yuanjin> well maybe someone should nab that before we go
[03:19] <Bixia Yuanjin> might not be so good to leave it behind
[03:19] <Souldier> Alright
[03:20] * Souldier walks over to the collar
[03:20] <Bixia Yuanjin> someone else's dirty fingers and allat
[03:20] * Bixia Yuanjin just lets herself rest for now
[03:20] * Souldier takes the collar
[03:20] <Bound Innocent Soul> Small emerald that glows is stuck to the collar.
[03:21] * Tiny Silver sphere on the collar pulses in Guyver's hand.
[03:21] <Bixia Yuanjin> ...I'm sorry I yelled at you earlier.
[03:22] * Souldier looks at the sphere, but then back to Bixia "It's alright."
[03:22] <Souldier> Everythings fine now. What about this?"
[03:23] * Bixia Yuanjin shifts to look at it for a bit
[03:23] <Bixia Yuanjin> ...we'll figure out what that is later, I guess.
[03:23] <Bixia Yuanjin> We keep it safe for now.
[03:23] *** The vine tendrils and flower petals move ever so slightly along with the orb's movements.
[03:24] <Souldier> Alright.
[03:24] <Bixia Yuanjin> Or...
[03:24] <Souldier> So who gets to hold on to it then?
[03:25] * Bixia Yuanjin puts her hand below the little orb and concentrates on the verdancy, focusing her will upon it and whispering to the vines to retreat for now
[03:26] * Tiny Silver sphere starts to glow green. The vines suddenly obey Bixia's will, and depsrt.
[03:26] <Souldier> Ok. yeah. I think this was meant for you.
[03:27] * Bixia Yuanjin accepts it and holds it close to her chest
[03:27] <Bixia Yuanjin> Home, please?
[03:27] * Tiny Silver sphere is now known as Verdant Sphere
[03:27] * Tiny Silver sphere pulses with a some-how familiar essence.
[03:27] * Souldier draws his Dimension Diver "As you wish" He opens a portal and takes them back to the house
[03:28] *** Souldier [ComradeCaretaker@MonHan.net] has left #suburbansenshi3 (Well.. That was hectic.)
[03:28] *** Bixia Yuanjin [hsan-tachi@cargopantsofholding.org] has left #suburbansenshi3 (What does it avail a soul if it should gain the world and lose itself?)
[03:33] *** Mushrooms the size of dinner tables sprout in the middle of Ajinomoto Stadium where once there was but fire. Flowers blossom from the stadium lights, and succulent berries hang ripe from every seat.
[20:52] *** Streets of Tokyo
[20:52] *** Matsuo Shin [Shin@history.um.u-tokyo.ac.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:52] <@spiritflame> irasshai Matsuo Shin
[20:53] * Matsuo Shin walks down the street back towards the hotel, carrying a bag with him
[20:53] * Matsuo Shin whistles a tune to himself
[20:54] *** a car starts up and slowly starts to follow Matsuo...
[20:54] * Matsuo Shin keeps walking, obelvious to the car
[20:55] *** the car slowly trails Matsuo...keeping it's distance...
[20:56] * Matsuo Shin slowly realizes that he's being followed..and quickens his pace
[20:57] *** the car raises it's speed as well...
[20:58] * Matsuo Shin breaks into a run, running for the hotel
[20:58] *** the car raises it's speed further, chasing after him
[20:58] *** Matsuo Shin [Shin@history.um.u-tokyo.ac.jp] has left #suburbansenshi3
[21:05] * Matsuo Shin holds onto the car as it speeds thorugh tokyo...wheeling around and trying to shake him off
[21:05] * Matsuo Shin winces as the broken glass tears into his skin
[21:06] * Matsuo Shin climbs up with great difficulty and grabs hold of the wheel....
[21:06] *** the car smashes through downtown tokyo...narrowly avoiding people
[21:07] * Matsuo Shin can see three people inside the car
[21:07] *** one of the men draws a gun, aiming it at Matsuo
[21:07] * Matsuo Shin grabs at the man's wrist and giving it a good twist, breaks it, forcing him to drop the gun
[21:08] *** the car drives further on...heading towards train tracks...the sound of a train can be heard in the distance
[21:08] * Matsuo Shin grabs onto the wheel again, attempting to stop the driver and move it away
[21:09] * Matsuo Shin manages to turn the vehicle, just before it can collide with a speeding train
[21:10] *** one of the other men kick open a damaged door and stands out from it, gripping an AK-47
[21:10] * Matsuo Shin ducks just in time as the man starts firing at him
[21:11] * Matsuo Shin pulls himself up onto the roof of the car...
[21:13] *** the other man attempts to shoot at him, but his balance has been compromised...
[21:13] * Matsuo Shin pulls out his gun..and pistol whips the man, sending him flying off onto the road, probably dead
[21:14] * Matsuo Shin climbs into the car itself
[21:15] *** the man with the broken wrist attempts to shoot him, but Matsuo boots him in the face, sending him flying out of the already broken windshield
[21:16] <Matsuo Shin> WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME...
[21:17] * Matsuo Shin grabs at the steering wheel, the driver fighting with him for it
[21:18] <driver> FOR WHAT YOU FOUND....YOU ARE A DANGER TO US
[21:18] * driver pulls out a dagger and attempts to stab him...
[21:19] * Matsuo Shin notices on the man's wrist the tattoo of a flame..with strange almost arabicish writing on it...
[21:20] * Matsuo Shin notices the car heading for a wall...and letting go of the steering wheel, bails out
[21:21] *** the driver looks forward..and screams as the car smashes into a brick wall..exploding into a fireball
[21:21] * Matsuo Shin slowly picks himself up...his arm slightly cut up by glass....probably bruised in several areas..and his hair a mess
[21:22] * Matsuo Shin looks up......and blinks
[21:22] <Matsuo Shin> I know you guys are watching me.........
[21:22] <Matsuo Shin> mind giving me a lift?
[21:23] <Matsuo Shin> hello?
[21:24] * Eitak_Razal remotely teleports him back to the house
[21:24] *** Matsuo Shin [Shin@history.um.u-tokyo.ac.jp] has left #suburbansenshi3
[09:33] * zairafirefly looks at Simon Kerrick.
[09:33] *** Simon Kerrick is is a morally bankrupt mage who's willing to pay any cost not to die. He wears fancy robes, appears to be in his late 30's with balding black hair, a goatee, and tends toward overweight. He is destined to perish before the end of this year.
His image Song is: "Paint it Black" by the Rolling Stones. He is Level 1.

[14:44] *** Black Moon Cafe
[14:44] *** the Black Moon Cafe is small....it was obviously some other building before it was sold...the sign is handpainted and some of the kanji are done the wrong way
[14:45] *** Simon Kerrick has joined #suburbansenshi3
[14:45] <@spiritflame> irasshai Simon Kerrick
[14:45] * Simon Kerrick goes into an alley nearby where nobody can see him at all.
[14:46] *** a young woman with her brown hair tightly wound in a bun is sweeping up outside the cafe
[14:48] * Simon Kerrick ignores her as he walks into the alley, and quickly begins chanting.
[14:48] * Simon Kerrick casts a spell so he can understand any language for a brief period.
[14:48] <Calaveras> stupid..why do I have to do this work..Koan was suppose to do this today...grrr..I'll get back at her...
[14:48] * Simon Kerrick casts a spell that can protect him from the powers of good, which also happens to subvert mental control attempts.
[14:48] * Simon Kerrick casts again.
[14:49] * Simon Kerrick is now known as Blonde-haired Foreign Tourist
[14:49] * Blonde-haired Foreign Tourist walks out of the alley.
[14:50] * Blonde-haired Foreign Tourist sits across from the shop and watches its goings on quietly, pretending to read a german newspaper.
[14:50] *** the shop has no cars nearby, nor any sort of customers it looks like
[14:51] <Blonde-haired Foreign Tourist> Looks like they need a hand.
[14:52] * Blonde-haired Foreign Tourist walks to a busier part of town, and looks for a person who is carrying a books or groceries.
[14:52] <Blonde-haired Foreign Tourist> Bingo.
[14:53] * Blonde-haired Foreign Tourist "Accidentally walks into a person who is carrying a lot of things, causing them to spill them onto him. He seems to angrily say a few words in a foreign tongue, likely swearing.
[14:53] * Calaveras keeps sweeping
[14:54] <Blonde-haired Foreign Tourist> Oh my goodness. I seem to have run into you! I am so sorry! Here, let me help you pick that up! I'm terribly sorry, let me make it up to you! Here, I have this coupon for a free coffee from that coffee shop. Here, take it, it's the least I can do!
[14:54] <Blonde-haired Foreign Tourist> You should use the coupon now!
[14:55] <Blonde-haired Foreign Tourist> Let me know how it was, Ok? I'll clean this up!
[14:55] * Unlucky Shopper looks at the coupon with her eyes a little glassy.
[14:56] <Unlucky Shopper> Why... yes, thank you. That's quite okay. I'll use it now.
[14:56] * Unlucky Shopper walks over to the Black Moon cafe.
[14:56] * Unlucky Shopper bows and greets Calveras. "Good morning. I have a coupon for your establishment?"
[14:57] *** Simon pretends to clean the mess up, but instead watches the events.
[14:57] <Calaveras> ....oh......my....god
[14:57] <Calaveras> ...we actually have a customer
[14:57] <Calaveras> HEY GUYS WE ACTUALLY HAVE A CUSTOMER
[14:57] * Unlucky Shopper smiles. "I would like to use my coupon now, please!"
[14:57] *** there is the sound of people rushing around inside the cafe setthing things up
[14:57] <Calaveras> go right in ^_^
[14:58] * Unlucky Shopper walks inside, watched by Simon outside.
[14:59] <Unlucky Shopper> Hello, I have a coupon for a drink!
[14:59] <Unlucky Shopper> ^_^
[14:59] *** the cafe interor seems like a steroytpical cafe.....
[14:59] * Unlucky Shopper sits down in front of the window.
[15:00] <Esmeraude> good afternoon lucky customer!!!!! What would you like to have!?
[15:00] * Unlucky Shopper waits to be served.
[15:01] <Unlucky Shopper> Oooh, I would like a drink with mint, please! It's a weakness of mine!
[15:03] * Unlucky Shopper smiles politely, and hands over the coupon.
[15:03] <Esmeraude> I'll get it right for you! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!
[15:03] * Esmeraude unfurls her fan and walks over to the kitchen
[15:03] <Esmeraude> - HEY YOU TRAMPS...HE WANTS THE MINT COFFEE....AND STEP ON IT! -
[15:04] <Koan> we're going as fast as we can back here!!!
[15:06] * Unlucky Shopper whistles to herself a bit. Listening.
[15:06] * Esmeraude turns back to the customer
[15:06] <Esmeraude> it will be just a moment, sir ♡
[15:08] * Koan stumbles over and hands over the mint coffee
[15:08] <Koan> here..you are...
[15:08] <Unlucky Shopper> Why thank you!
[15:08] * Unlucky Shopper sips a little bit of it.
[15:09] *** the coffee tastes like mud with waaaay too much mint in it
[15:09] <Unlucky Shopper> This... THIS IS TERRIBLE!
[15:10] * Unlucky Shopper suddenly gets up.
[15:10] <Esmeraude> NOW!
[15:10] *** Petz closes the door, locking it...
[15:11] <Esmeraude> OHOHOHOHOHOHO..YOU'VE FALLEN RIGHT INTO OUR TRAP
[15:11] <Unlucky Shopper> What do you think you are doing?
[15:11] * Blonde-Haired Foreign Tourist watches this.
[15:12] <Unlucky Shopper> You mean the trap to drink your coffee?
[15:12] *** Petz and Koan push the shopper into the chair, holding him down by his shoulders
[15:12] <Unlucky Shopper> Because that's what it feels like---HEY!
[15:12] <Esmeraude> NOW...WE WILL BRAINWASH YOU...TO BECOME THE FIRST OF OUR LOYAL ARMY OF FOLLOWERS
[15:13] *** Bertheir rolls in a TV turning it on
[15:14] <Esmeraude> NOW THEN! LET THE REPROGRAMMING COMMENCE! OHOHOHOHOHO!
[15:14] <Unlucky Shopper> @_@ ooooooh.
[15:14] *** Bertheir presses the play button on the DVD..and...nothing happens
[15:14] <Esmeraude> ....
[15:14] <Esmeraude> I SAID..LET THE REPROGRAMMING COMMENCE
[15:14] *** Bertheir tries again..nothing happens
[15:15] <Esmeraude> ....I thought you fixed this thing, Petz
[15:15] <Petz> well I thought I did as well...move over, Bertheir
[15:15] <Unlucky Shopper> ...Can we go back, for a moment, to how horrible your coffee is?
[15:15] * Petz tries to get it to start...
[15:15] <Unlucky Shopper> NOW LET ME GO!
[15:16] <Koan> is it on the right channel output?
[15:16] * Petz looks behind the TV "yes, the cords are in the right way..."
[15:16] <Bertheir> maybe there is some dust in there
[15:17] <Koan> can't be, I cleaned it yesterday...
[15:17] *** Petz presses the open button...revealing..no DVD
[15:17] * Unlucky Shopper tries to get up.
[15:17] <Petz> ..........here's the problem
[15:17] * Koan pushes the shopper back down
[15:18] <Esmeraude> - UGH..ONE OF YOU WHORES GO AND GET THE DVD -
[15:19] <Bertheir> ...I think we left it at the apartment.....
[15:19] <Esmeraude> ...................
[15:19] <Esmeraude> - WHATDOYOUMEANYOULEFTITATTHEAPARTMENTYOULITTLEWHITEHAIREDB[BLEEP]CH -
[15:19] <Blonde-Haired foreign toruist> ......
[15:19] * Esmeraude tries to regain her composure
[15:20] <Esmeraude> I'm so sorry sir but we're going to have to close for the day ♡
[15:20] *** Koan and Petz grab the customer, open the door and toss him outside, locking the door behind him
[15:20] <Esmeraude> have a good day and come back sometime please ♡
[15:21] * Esmeraude shuts the door
[15:22] * Calaveras keeps sweeping, swearing under her breath
[15:22] * Blonde-Haired foreign toruist walks up with the shopper's bags. "So, I hope you feel better. How do you feel?"
[15:23] * Unlucky Shopper grabs his bags, rinses his mouth out, and goes home as fast as possible.
[15:23] *** Unlucky Shopper has quit IRC (What a day.)
[15:24] * Blonde-Haired Tourist stands in front of the cafe.
[15:24] * Blonde-Haired Tourist looks at Cavaleras.
[15:24] *** Cavaleras is your average everyday Cavaleras

[15:25] * Calaveras is a tall woman with light brown hair tied in a bun
[15:26] * Calaveras keeps sweeping...
[15:26] <Blonde-Haired Tourist> So, are you all out of coffee?
[15:27] <Blonde-Haired Tourist> Is it expensive running a store?
[15:28] <Blonde-Haired Tourist> I see you are already closed.
[15:29] <Calaveras> we have plenty of coffee
[15:29] <Calaveras> it's just crap
[15:30] <Blonde-Haired Tourist> ...
[15:30] <Blonde-Haired Tourist> Wow. Well, do you have public bathrooms?
[15:31] <Calaveras> we do
[15:33] * Blonde-Haired Tourist carefully considers his next course of action.
[15:36] <Blonde-Haired Tourist> Can I use them, please?
[15:38] * Blonde-Haired Tourist crosses his legs. "Pleeease?"
[15:39] <Blonde-Haired Tourist> Come on, please?
[15:42] <Blonde-Haired Tourist> Why aren't you listening?
[15:42] * Blonde-Haired Tourist snaps his fingers.
[15:44] <Calaveras> (( whoops sorry ))
[15:44] <Calaveras> sure go ahead
[15:45] * Blonde-Haired Tourist walks inside, and walks into the stall marked "men."
[15:45] * Brief Chant can be heard in the bathroom.
[15:45] * Blonde-haired Foreign Toruist is back
[15:45] * Blonde-haired Foreign Toruist walks outside.
[15:45] * Blonde-haired Foreign Toruist walks over to the windows of the cafe, and starts closing them.
[15:46] * Blonde-haired Foreign Toruist goes over to the TV they used in their brainwashing scheme, and pulls the cord from the wall.
[15:46] <Blonde-haired Foreign Toruist> Oops.
[15:46] * Blonde-haired Foreign Toruist tips the TV over.
[15:46] *** the other employees can be heard arguing with each other in the back
[15:47] * Blonde-haired Foreign Toruist goes over to the cash register, and hits the "open" button, considering the employees too stupid to remember to lock it or watch it.
[15:48] *** the cash register is empty
[15:49] <Blonde-haired Foreign Toruist> Pathetic.
[15:50] * Blonde-haired Foreign Toruist reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a fat stack of cash, and then puts it into the register. He then closes it.
[15:51] * Blonde-haired Foreign Toruist looks around at the ingredients of the coffee they are using, not expecting to be impressed.
[15:53] *** the ingredents are all cheap knock off instant stuff
[15:54] <Blonde-haired Foreign Toruist> yup.
[15:54] * Blonde-haired Foreign Toruist chants softly, and turns invisible.
[15:54] * Invisible person walks to where he can listen more carefully to the arguement going on in the back.
[15:55] *** the argument mostly has turned into constant name calling of "b[BLEEP]ch" "whore" "slut"
[15:57] * Invisible person walks back outside, and memorizes the address of the cafe.
[16:00] * Invisible person goes outside of the cafe's distance, and immediately goes into an electronics store.
[16:00] * Invisible person is now known as Suited Businessman
[16:03] <Suited Businessman> Hello, I represent a renovation firm, and I'd like to purchase that surround sound system. Yes, that one right there. I'd also like it to be installed in my associate's establishment. Yes. It's called the Black Moon Cafe. I'd also like to purchase that set of noise-cancellation earbuds so that the staff are not distracted by the message and music that plays on it.
[16:03] <Electronics Salesman> Er... okay sir. If you will sign here? That's an unusual order. Are you sure.
[16:04] * Suited Businessman "stubs his toe," and seems to curse and mutter under his breath. "Yes, I'm sure."
[16:04] <Suited Businessman> It will be easier to ring up if I pay in cash, so you will accept that, correct?
[16:05] * Electronics Salesman blinks dazedly for a second. "Of course, sir. Right this way."
[16:06] *** A few minutes later, the transaction is complete, and a truck with the new sound system and skilled workers to install it departs for the Black Moon Cafe.
[16:07] * Electronics Salesman walks out of the store, and heads into an alleyway into the docks district.
[16:08] * Electronics Salesman is now known as Wholesaler
[16:09] * Wholesaler goes to an overstocked foods warehouse.
[16:10] <Wholesaler> Hello there, I'm here to purchase some deluxe ingreedients for coffee before they go bad. I can pay for delivery. Won't you show me around?
[16:10] <Wholesaler> You will help me purchase this coffee and get it delivered to a store.
[16:10] <Wholesaler> I mean, you are the right person to speak to, right?
[16:11] * Warehouse manager blinks for a moment, and responds immediately in a tone at first devoid of emotion. "Yes. I will help you. Right this way."
[16:14] *** A few minutes later, a large shipment of significantly-better quality coffee ingredients heads toward a specific address.
[16:15] * Wholesaler leaves the warehouse district, and walks into a store too ramshakled to have cameras.
[16:18] * Shady Character walks up to the Address of the Black Moon Cafe, and stands in front of it again.
[16:24] *** Shady Character has quit IRC (This should work. At least at first. Those poor idiots.)
[23:32] *** Souldier [ComradeCaretaker@MonHan.net] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[23:32] <@spiritflame> irasshai Souldier
[23:33] *** The inside of an Elevator Car. It's inspected by a time lord in stead of a normal govermnent worker, and has varied warnings about when to use the stairs instead. These warnings include "angry demon lord," and "apocalypse."
[23:33] *** Eitak_Razal [Queen@Neggerra.gov] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[23:33] <@spiritflame> irasshai Eitak_Razal
[23:33] *** Simon Kerrick has joined #suburbansenshi3
[23:33] <@spiritflame> irasshai Simon Kerrick
[23:33] * Eitak_Razal just tries to Punch simon in the face
[23:33] * Souldier grabs her arm
[23:34] <Souldier> I'm getting tired of BOTH of you and your impulses.
[23:34] * Simon Kerrick acvitates a hidden blade from his sleeve, and was ready to parry and cut Eitak's arm.
[23:34] <Simon Kerrick> Well, mine are justified. I'm not going to be spoken down to.
[23:34] <Eitak_Razal> Justified!?
[23:34] <Souldier> Eitak. Please let me handle this.
[23:34] <Simon Kerrick> It will be VERY difficult to fight in here, so I suggest we all just talk.
[23:35] <Souldier> Ok.
[23:35] <Simon Kerrick> more specifically, we will almost certainly ALL take damage from spells.
[23:35] <Souldier> Simple Simon.
[23:36] <Souldier> You're contradicting yourself.
[23:36] <Simon Kerrick> Alright, Guyver, how so?
[23:36] <Eitak_Razal> Not all spells. Piss me off and and I cast Avacodo
[23:36] <Souldier> You don't like being talked down to. I can respect that. I hate that crap too.
[23:36] <Simon Kerrick> I'm 2 FEET away. I'll just stab you.
[23:36] <Souldier> Avocado with chicken. we'll all have some afterwards
[23:37] <Simon Kerrick> I believe the actual reasonable person was talking Eitak.
[23:37] <Souldier> look if either of you flinch I'm breaking the sound barrier on you.
[23:37] * Simon Kerrick gestures to Guyver. "Continue."
[23:37] <Souldier> Look Eitak came in, suspected you, we have cameras.
[23:38] <Souldier> Are you interested in Cora? or are you doing something you feel is for her own good?
[23:38] <Simon Kerrick> First of all, ask yourself. Do you really think she'd be happy with somebody who does not understand her ways?
[23:39] <Simon Kerrick> Who will balk when he sees the gods she rightfully worships?
[23:39] <Simon Kerrick> Who will ask her to change?
[23:39] <Simon Kerrick> I don't want that.
[23:39] <Eitak_Razal> You are no better
[23:39] <Simon Kerrick> You two are COMPLETELY ignorant of arranged marriages, are you not?
[23:39] <Souldier> I'm not a fan of them.
[23:40] <Souldier> Some places around here do them
[23:40] <Simon Kerrick> Well, from where WE are from, they happen all the time.
[23:40] <Simon Kerrick> Like it or lump it.
[23:40] <Eitak_Razal> I know of them
[23:40] <Eitak_Razal> You are not from her time, you are from another worl
[23:40] <Eitak_Razal> *world
[23:41] <Simon Kerrick> WHERE LOADS OF THINGS ARE SIMILAR.
[23:41] <Souldier> Ok hold on look Simon.
[23:41] <Souldier> My main thing is this man. If you're trying to convince her to NOT go with an arranged marraige, I can respect that. But let's do it the right way.
[23:41] <Simon Kerrick> Now, you two have no right to impose on her decision. I have money. If you had any sense at all, you'd have noticed I've been watching her for some time.
[23:41] <Simon Kerrick> I can take care of her.
[23:42] * Souldier looks closer. "Have you taken a shine to her?"
[23:42] <Eitak_Razal> So says the man carrying a circle of comp[BLEEP]ion
[23:42] * Eitak_Razal apperntly can't spell.
[23:42] <Souldier> o_O
[23:42] <Simon Kerrick> And I will not judge her for her customs. Who else would not?
[23:43] <Eitak_Razal> Anyone else in this house
[23:43] <Simon Kerrick> You lie.
[23:43] <Souldier> ok Simon. yes or no. Do you mean well?
[23:43] <Souldier> Yes or no. one word
[23:43] <Eitak_Razal> Want me to go get the camara footage of the labled bag?
[23:44] <Simon Kerrick> For somebody who does not like arranged marriages, and for people to make decisions in Cora's stead, you are CERTAINLY comfortable making them yourselves, aren't you?
[23:44] <Simon Kerrick> You think you really know what's best for her, don't you?
[23:44] <Simon Kerrick> Well, think for a second.
[23:44] <Eitak_Razal> We know it's not you
[23:45] * Souldier waves his hand in front of Simon to redirect his attention. "Yes or no dude. "
[23:45] <Eitak_Razal> Stop with the bulls[BLEEP]t
[23:45] <Simon Kerrick> F[BLEEP]K YOU!
[23:45] <Eitak_Razal> You're not interested in her, you're only intersted in those braclets she wears
[23:46] <spiritflame> Eitak_Razal rolls 1d20 [ 19 ]
[23:46] <Simon Kerrick> You want me to take back what I said? My promises to her to take care of her! I won't do it! You want to change somebody's mind, go work on her. Mine is made up. I asked her to marry me, and I meant it.
[23:47] * Simon Kerrick crosses his arms, his face devoid of doubt.
[23:48] <Souldier> Simon. You're ignoring me again...
[23:48] <Simon Kerrick> Alright, Guyver....
[23:49] <Souldier> Yes or no. do you mean well. no fancy answers. it's one or the other.
[23:49] <Simon Kerrick> Let me ask you something. You have been fawning over Eiry for WEEKS. I've seen it. You asked her to marry you. More power to you, says I. Did *I* coerce you and ask you questions about the woman you loved?
[23:49] <Simon Kerrick> Answer me, Guyver.
[23:50] <Simon Kerrick> I intend to look after that woman, and I think she is one of the most beautiful creatures that I have ever seen.
[23:50] * Eitak_Razal glances at Soul
[23:50] * Souldier nods and puts his hands on his shoulders.
[23:50] <Eitak_Razal> Then do it without the mind control and tricks
[23:50] <Souldier> Then do me a favor, Simon.
[23:50] <Simon Kerrick> What?
[23:50] <Souldier> If a man means well, he has to DO well.
[23:51] <Souldier> So let's say you convince Cora? Your mind is going to say I did what was right. but what about your heart man?
[23:52] <Souldier> Oh and I havent popped the question yet. All in good time
[23:52] * Simon Kerrick nods.
[23:52] <Souldier> I'm sure Eitak feels the same way. She just expresses it a bit differently.
[23:53] <Simon Kerrick> Understatement.
[23:53] <Souldier> Eitak's really sweet. Honest.
[23:53] <Simon Kerrick> But you do have a point. I'm sure YOU two have never been tempted to use your powers to help somebody you care for, or save them from disappointment.
[23:54] <Souldier> There's a difference between me using my powers to Save a life and using my powers to forcibly make them do something
[23:54] * Simon Kerrick rolls his eyes.
[23:54] <Simon Kerrick> Ever heard of the spell "Geas?"
[23:54] <Eitak_Razal> Simon. I wouldn't be confronting you right now if I didn't think I was trying to protect someone
[23:55] <Simon Kerrick> I know a version of that, and another that can force action. If I were going to "force" her to marry me, I'd use that.
[23:55] <Souldier> Gas? Come on man don't fart in here.
[23:55] <Simon Kerrick> Well, what exactly are you protecting her from?
[23:55] <Souldier> Uh... Simon...
[23:55] <Simon Kerrick> Months and months of crying nights as she comes home increasingly disappointed in the men of this realm?
[23:55] <Eitak_Razal> Geas, Soul. It's a spell
[23:55] <Simon Kerrick> Good work.
[23:55] <Eitak_Razal> I'm protecting her from you
[23:56] <Souldier> Dude... I befriended you, or at least try to, because hey, I like people. But uh... how can I put this...
[23:56] <Souldier> You seem a bit nosy?
[23:56] <Simon Kerrick> No, you are trying to protect her from a man who wishes to see her smiling and happy. To never have to fear, and who can give her company and understanding.
[23:56] <Simon Kerrick> I can give her those things. Can either of YOU?
[23:57] <Souldier> You're both displaced.
[23:57] <Simon Kerrick> I can provide her with attention, and affection. She'll never have to lift a finger, and she'll never be judged.
[23:57] <Souldier> I'll give you that.
[23:57] <Simon Kerrick> I can provide for her, and I intend to do exactly that.
[23:57] <Souldier> Yeah. But does she want that? Or do you?
[23:57] <Eitak_Razal> I'm protecting her from a man who's useing magic on her to woo her and is blatenetly after something she owns
[23:58] <Simon Kerrick> Aside from how hilarious this unfounded accusation is coming from a woman who does not hesitate to use it in order to get her way, let's think about that.
[23:58] <Simon Kerrick> It is her decision. It's always been.
[23:58] <Eitak_Razal> I do not mind control the innocent!
[23:58] <Simon Kerrick> But if she DOES choose me, then you WILL butt out, and let us live our lives in peace.
[23:59] <Souldier> Not gonna happen Simon.
[23:59] <Souldier> You see. I got a rule.
[23:59] <Simon Kerrick> I'm not going to have her exposed to people whining about how she chose the wrong path. This is about her, not about you.
[23:59] <Souldier> I tend to care about everyone I know. Blame my mom.
[23:59] <Eitak_Razal> Simon. Let me be blunt, you do ANYTHING to hurt her and you will find yourself in so much pain you'll wish I'd killed you
[00:00] <Eitak_Razal> As do I
[00:00] <Souldier> That includes you Simon.
[00:00] <Souldier> So? I think I learned something today.
[00:00] <Simon Kerrick> You care enough to try to sabotage my wedding with the woman I care about. How upright.
[00:01] <Eitak_Razal> Becuse I don't trust you.
[00:01] <Simon Kerrick> Have I tried to break up your relationship? Hmm?
[00:01] * Souldier checks his watch. "Son of a b[BLEEP]ch"
[00:01] <Eitak_Razal> I'm not convinced your relationship is pure
[00:01] <Eitak_Razal> Also. I'm not in one to break up.
[00:03] <Simon Kerrick> What are you doing RIGHT NOW?
[00:03] * Simon Kerrick looks aghast.
[00:03] <Souldier> You're not exactly dating her.
[00:03] <Simon Kerrick> ....I've never dated anyone. Neither has she.
[00:04] <Souldier> Virgins...
[00:04] <Simon Kerrick> Have you EVER been to an arranged marriage? I'm quite young, comparatively.
[00:04] <Simon Kerrick> Your point?
[00:04] <Souldier> Getting your attention
[00:04] * Souldier winks
[00:04] * Simon Kerrick glares.
[00:05] <Souldier> If you're interested in her. Good luck. But do it the right way.
[00:05] <Souldier> That's all there is to it.
[00:05] <Simon Kerrick> If your point is that I used magic to make my proposal more attractive, then that is a valid one.
[00:05] <Souldier> Now. We have ONE more thing to do.
[00:05] <Simon Kerrick> I don't need it to convince her that the path is correct.
[00:05] <Simon Kerrick> Whatever, geez. Do it tomorrow. There's the door.
[00:06] <Souldier> Good. Now you come to my gym. I'll whip your ass into shape and you can look good.
[00:06] <Souldier> Hey eitak, let's take a shortcut.
[00:06] * Souldier passes him a business card. "Let me know if you're interested."
[00:07] * Souldier opens a portal "Ladies first"
[00:07] * Eitak_Razal goes through the portal
[00:07] *** Eitak_Razal [Queen@Neggerra.gov] has left #suburbansenshi3
[00:07] * Simon Kerrick throws the card down. "Maybe you should have waited until I was in a better mood."
[00:07] * Simon Kerrick grabs Souldier.
[00:08] <spiritflame> Souldier rolls 1d20 [ 13 ]
[00:08] <Simon Kerrick> Thank you. Thank you "so much" for exposing me to that.
[00:08] <Simon Kerrick> Do you know how long it took me to work up my courage to ask her?
[00:08] <Simon Kerrick> HAVE YOU DONE THAT?
[00:08] <Simon Kerrick> HAVE YOU ASKED?
[00:08] * Souldier assumes he needs a hug and gives him one.
[00:09] * Simon Kerrick accepts the Hug.
[00:09] <Simon Kerrick> ...thank you.
[00:09] <Souldier> She has your attention like that huh?
[00:09] <Simon Kerrick> I noticed her a long time ago.
[00:09] <Simon Kerrick> But like your one rule, I have one as well.
[00:10] <Simon Kerrick> I refuse to allow myself to be berated by those with superiority complexes.
[00:10] * Simon Kerrick hits the "lobby" button.
[00:10] * Souldier smiles. "Good Luck"
[00:10] <Simon Kerrick> ....
[00:11] <Souldier> Go with your heart. Not your mind.
[00:11] * Souldier fades away
[00:11] *** Souldier [ComradeCaretaker@MonHan.net] has left #suburbansenshi3 (I like to make myself believe...)
[00:11] <Simon Kerrick> ...the heart grows to love things.
[00:12] * Simon Kerrick hits the next floor button on the elevator, and gets out, feeling claustrophobic.
[00:12] *** Simon Kerrick [0] has quit IRC (I grow weary of lectures from idiots who are convinced they are my betters.)
[00:13] *** the Elevator goes to the lobby, empty of riders.
[03:47] * Simon Kerrick looks at Hsan-tachi.
[03:47] *** Hsan-tachi is a young girl of indeterminate Asian descent, dressed in the diaphanous silks of a pagan priestess, hair bound in elaborate ringlets. Her eyes glow radiantly, reflecting celestial perfection in her every breath.
Her image Song is: Quetzali Dance by Tenochtitlan.. She is Level 1.

[00:06] *** Jabberwocky has joined #suburbansenshi3
[00:06] <@spiritflame> irasshai Jabberwocky *** Happy Labour Thanksgiving Day [JP]
[00:06] * Jabberwocky flies through the air
[00:07] * Simon's Limo drives through the sparkling lights of Downtown Tokyo.
[00:09] *** The Limousine stops at an ultra-high-end Jewelry establishment. Plenty of security measures and guards, and a metal detector. Located near the airport, t is open especially late to accomodate holiday tourists/shoppers.
[00:09] * Matsuo Shin calmly holds on
[00:10] * Simon's Limo calls the inside, and finds a parking deck where nobody would be able to see a Gryphon.
[00:10] * Jabberwocky lands not far from the jewelry store
[00:11] * Simon's Limo stops at the same parking deck, and nods to Matsuo.
[00:12] * Matsuo Shin pets Jabberwocky and adjusts his fedora
[00:12] * Business Executive gets out of the Car.
[00:13] <Business Executive> Actually Mr. Shin, I'm pleased that you accompanied me.
[00:13] <Matsuo Shin> why is that?
[00:14] <Business Executive> YOu seem to have a good grasp of relics.
[00:14] <Business Executive> I want to purchase something for my wife, and I hope you can add your expertise to my own.
[00:14] <Matsuo Shin> you mean Cora
[00:15] <Business Executive> She is lovely, isn't she?
[00:15] <Business Executive> I suppose I should say "future wife," as we shall be wed very soon.
[00:15] <Matsuo Shin> so I understand
[00:15] * Business Executive walks toward the jewelry store.
[00:15] <Matsuo Shin> if you must know..I look at her almost like my own daughter
[00:16] <Matsuo Shin> I will not stop her decesion
[00:16] <Business Executive> She is a woman responsible for her own destiny, though. I have done my best to convince her that she need not change to make the world accept her.
[00:16] * Business Executive keeps walking toward the store.
[00:17] <Matsuo Shin> she's a good girl
[00:17] <Business Executive> She's a trusting and wonderful person. Her affection is a treasure.
[00:17] <Business Executive> I am a very lucky man to have found her, mark my words.
[00:18] * Business Executive stops at the Jewelry store entrance.
[00:18] <Business Executive> "What's a 'Metal Detector," Mr. Shin?"
[00:19] <Matsuo Shin> detects any sort of metal you might have...anything that would be a danger to others
[00:20] <Business Executive> Oh, well, I left my weapons in the car, of course.
[00:20] <Business Executive> ...Since I feel safe here.
[00:20] * Business Executive opens the door for Matsuo.
[00:20] * Matsuo Shin walks in and the alarm goes off
[00:21] <Matsuo Shin> whoops
[00:21] * Matsuo Shin turns to a guard and shows the guard his gun as well as a card
[00:21] * Business Executive eagerly watches what will happen now.
[00:21] * Business Executive steps away from Matsuo.
[00:22] <No-Nonsence Security Man> Sir, what seems to be the problem here?
[00:22] <Matsuo Shin> oh the alarm went off due to my gun
[00:22] * Matsuo Shin shows the security man his card...a license to allow carrying the weapon
[00:22] <Matsuo Shin> I have the safety on right now
[00:23] <No-Nonsence Security Man> ....Sir. Please take that away from here.
[00:24] <No-Nonsence Security Man> You are ineed liscensed to carry, and welcome to come back when you don't have it.
[00:24] <Matsuo Shin> alright
[00:24] <Matsuo Shin> enjoy your time, simon
[00:24] * Matsuo Shin puts the gun away and heads back outside
[00:24] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Simon Kerrick is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[00:24] <Simon Kerrick> Screw that. I want your advice.
[00:24] <Simon Kerrick> I know another place not far from here.
[00:25] * Simon Kerrick goes back outside with Matsuo, and they walk around looking for another store.
[00:25] <Simon Kerrick> Why on earth did they not just dog-pile you immediately?
[00:25] <Simon Kerrick> What did you show them?
[00:27] <Matsuo Shin> carrying license...I can carry a gun wherever I go
[00:28] <Simon Kerrick> Really?
[00:28] <Simon Kerrick> I was going to suggest you just leave it in the car, or around the neck of your Mount.
[00:28] <Simon Kerrick> Are you dead set on keeping it?
[00:28] <Matsuo Shin> in my line of work, it's nesscary
[00:28] * Simon Kerrick leads Matsuo down a side street.
[00:29] <Matsuo Shin> though I honestly don't need the gun
[00:29] <Simon Kerrick> Well, if you are worried, I suspect you are safe around here right now.
[00:29] <Simon Kerrick> Hang on, I'm going to turn into the other guy again.
[00:30] <Simon Kerrick> I am convinced they'll rip me off or something if I look so unusual. Probably be better all-around.
[00:30] * Simon Kerrick chants for a moment, and twitches his thumb.
[00:30] * Simon Kerrick is now known as Business Executive
[00:32] <Business Executive> Alright, let's find a betterl place.
[00:33] <Business Executive> You want to take that thing with you?
[00:33] *** Simon and Matsuo find a better store, who is run by a less uptight orgainization.
[00:34] * Business Executive opens the door for Matsuo.
[00:40] <Business Executive> You coming, master Shin?
[00:41] <Matsuo Shin> of course
[00:41] * Matsuo Shin walks in
[00:41] *** This store is respectable establishment, with adequate security and sophistication.
[00:41] * Business Executive goes inside.
[00:42] <Business Executive> Hello, I'm looking to purchase a stone as a ceremoinal gift for my fiance.
[00:43] <Business Executive> My friend here is present to advise me, so please to not hassle him, he has travelled a long way.
[00:43] * Security Guard turns around and leaves Matso alone.
[00:43] <Business Executive> So Matsuo, I know that Cora has an extensive collection of diamonds, and I am hoping to find one that she has not seen before.
[00:44] <Business Executive> I hope to impress upon her that it, like she herself, is unique.
[00:44] <Business Executive> Do you have any suggestions?
[00:49] <Matsuo Shin> you'd want to find something that is pretty unique in terms of those
[00:49] <Matsuo Shin> probably a rarer cut
[01:39] *** Matsuo Shin [Shin@history.um.u-tokyo.ac.jp] has left #suburbansenshi3 (OOC: tired)
[21:17] * The Severed Head of Jimmy Wales is watching you pee, too.
[21:17] *** A different room in the House.
[21:18] * The Severed Head of Jimmy Wales likes watching you pee.
[21:18] * Adorable Kitten walks beneath a low light fixture, and checks if this object casts a shadow or not.
[21:18] * sure
[21:19] *** oh you mean the severed head?
[21:19] *** no it's all in your HEAAAAD
[21:19] *** in the meatspace maaan
[21:21] * Adorable Kitten frowns. "Alright. Alright. It's on."
[21:21] * Adorable Kitten leaves the room.
[21:21] *** Adorable Kitten [IwantMeowMix@Purr.com] has quit IRC (Meow?)
[21:34] *** Dimitri RUNS, runs so quickly that the city is a blur, never tiring, never slowing, until he gets to a park.
[21:34] * Hulking Figure sets Xadium down.
[21:35] <Hulking Figure> Let's talk, shall we?
[21:35] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Wow you could make a living as a human rickshaw.
[21:35] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Or an undying... as it may be.
[21:35] <Hulking Figure> Xadium... Why do people counterfeit money?
[21:35] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Because they want more money.
[21:36] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Are you counterfeiting adorabz?
[21:36] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ^adorbz?
[21:36] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Trying to be cuddled and loved as a kitty?
[21:36] <Hulking Figure> They counterfeit money because they cannot get enough of the REAL thing to satisfy them.
[21:36] <Hulking Figure> Ask me something.
[21:36] <Hulking Figure> No... wait.
[21:36] <Hulking Figure> Let me ask you.
[21:36] <Hulking Figure> How many times have I gotten hugs or affection as a kitten?
[21:36] <Hulking Figure> Think of that answer.
[21:37] <@Dоcтоʀ X>
[21:37] <Hulking Figure> Now... how many times have I gotten hugs when I looked like THIS?
[21:37] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Are they hugging or affecting YOU or the kitten?
[21:37] <Hulking Figure> Huh?
[21:37] <Hulking Figure> I don't care.
[21:37] <@Dоcтоʀ X> It makes a difference.
[21:37] <Hulking Figure> Listen, you object when I use my powers to get my way... even when I think it's for a valid reason.
[21:37] <Hulking Figure> You want to tell me why you planted that image in my head?
[21:37] <Hulking Figure> Huh?
[21:38] <@Dоcтоʀ X> You're betryaing a fundmental lack of self-confidence here.
[21:38] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Yes.
[21:38] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Negative reinforcement.
[21:38] <Hulking Figure> Self-confidence?
[21:38] <@Dоcтоʀ X> It will show up until you decide to be yourself.
[21:38] <@Dоcтоʀ X> What's wrong with the man standing in front of me?
[21:38] <Hulking Figure> I only hang around in your house because it brims with the things I miss dearly.
[21:38] <Hulking Figure> Well, first of all, I'm not a man.
[21:38] * Doctor X looks at Hulking Figure.
[21:38] *** Hulking Figure is Hulking Figure is massive brute who stands 7'2 high. He looks like he could be hit by a train and survive. He has long hair in a ponytail and tearing musculature. His clothes are bloodstained, and he looks less like a man and more like an animal now.
His image Song is: "Angel of Darkness". He is Level 1.

[21:38] <@Dоcтоʀ X> So what, half the people at home aren't "men"
[21:39] * Hulking Figure frowns at Xadium.
[21:39] <@Dоcтоʀ X> clean up your clothes.
[21:39] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Groom.
[21:39] <@Dоcтоʀ X> You'd be surprised what a figure you'd cut.
[21:39] <Hulking Figure> What would that serve?
[21:39] <Hulking Figure> Very little.
[21:39] <@Dоcтоʀ X> You'd get hugs and affection for being you.
[21:39] <Hulking Figure> You think I seem pedophilic?
[21:40] <Hulking Figure> How much older are you than your soon-to-be wife, Xadium?
[21:40] <@Dоcтоʀ X> When you peer into windows? Yes.
[21:40] <Hulking Figure> Round in decades, if you please?
[21:40] <@Dоcтоʀ X> It's a metaphor, don't take it literally.
[21:40] <@Dоcтоʀ X> It's the attitude.
[21:40] <@Dоcтоʀ X> It's like "I need to stare at matsumi through glass, or turn intoa snake so i can go in vents and look in her room"
[21:41] <@Dоcтоʀ X> If you stop acting like a creeper
[21:41] <Hulking Figure> I have not done that in SEVERAL DAYS!
[21:41] <@Dоcтоʀ X> you won't be treated like one.
[21:41] <@Dоcтоʀ X> lol
[21:41] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Dimitri, I think you like it.
[21:41] <Hulking Figure> Self-appointed judges are always so very popular with me, Xadium.
[21:41] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I think you like the ide aof being the "lone outsider" who has to cheat to get "in".
[21:42] <Hulking Figure> If Rei did it I would not mind.
[21:42] <Hulking Figure> But you...
[21:42] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Sorry, just a lawyer here, no judgey for me.
[21:42] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Hino Rei?
[21:42] <@Dоcтоʀ X> She'd set you on fire for trying that.
[21:42] <Hulking Figure> Xadium, it would be a reeal shame if this started escalating.
[21:42] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Oh you think you can beat Jimmy Wales do you?
[21:43] <Hulking Figure> I mean... we are all celebrating the happiest moment of your life. I dislike your squelching my happy times.
[21:43] <Hulking Figure> Besides, it's fun to just look up at people.
[21:43] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ...you're just peeping, aren't you.
[21:43] <Hulking Figure> If I'm going to change, not forms, but actually change, it will be to appease the minds of people whose opinion I value more than yours.
[21:44] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Harsh.
[21:44] * @Doctor X shrugs
[21:44] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Fine, I'll call off the Wales for now.
[21:44] <Hulking Figure> Xadium... You like to cuddle Gemini FAR more than I relesh being petted as a kitten.
[21:45] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Yes, and Gemini cuddles me because I'm me with her.
[21:45] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I don't pretend to be a cat or something.
[21:45] <Hulking Figure> Have you seen cringes when I complement her, Xadium?
[21:45] <Hulking Figure> Have you? Because I have.
[21:45] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Because perception trumps reality.
[21:45] <@Dоcтоʀ X> And you've set up an image for yourself as a SHIFTY DUDE.
[21:45] <Hulking Figure> Spoken by the man who puts masturbators in other people's thoughts?
[21:46] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Yes. Because I'm upfront about it, Mr. "I use mind control on newborns"
[21:46] <Hulking Figure> Huh?
[21:46] <Hulking Figure> That was not mind control.
[21:47] <@Dоcтоʀ X> O HAI MISTER KITTY
[21:47] <Hulking Figure> I can talk to animals. I was VERY curious if they could hear me, since they are sapient creatures but are not aware that they are!
[21:47] <@Dоcтоʀ X> O HAI
[21:47] * Hulking Figure smiles. "And they could hear me."
[21:47] <Hulking Figure> It was so sweet.
[21:47] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Well why do you think we thought it was minfd control.
[21:47] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Your PR Stinks.
[21:47] <Hulking Figure> Because you could not hear the words?
[21:48] * @Doctor X shrugs
[21:48] <@Dоcтоʀ X> You need a makeover, Dimitri.
[21:48] <Hulking Figure> Xadium, for goodness sake.
[21:48] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Unless you really do want to stay on the fringe, passing judgment on us for judging you.
[21:48] <Hulking Figure> You could have at least made the thing physical so I could eat it.
[21:49] <Hulking Figure> I don't do that.
[21:49] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ...but
[21:49] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Why would you EAT Wales
[21:49] <Hulking Figure> You had ever right. Last night.
[21:49] <Hulking Figure> Next time you sick your hounds on me I'll kill every last one of them. Are we clear?
[21:49] <@Dоcтоʀ X> then it would be inside you.
[21:49] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ... they didn't touch you and you know it.
[21:49] <@Dоcтоʀ X> They specifically avoided hurting you.
[21:50] <Hulking Figure> Don't care?
[21:50] <Hulking Figure> I just wanted to curl up to sleep. You started things tonight.
[21:50] <@Dоcтоʀ X> You'rte just butthurt because I found a way to make the kitty guise impractical and inconvenient.
[21:50] <Hulking Figure> Butthurt? No that was Moto----nevermind.
[21:50] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Yeah. I could have called him. I didn't.
[21:51] <Hulking Figure> .....
[21:51] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Think about that.
[21:51] <Hulking Figure> Are we friends?
[21:51] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Hmm.
[21:51] <@Dоcтоʀ X> We could be.
[21:51] <Hulking Figure> I have called you aside and sincerely asked you to change. I would have preferred you show me the same courtesy.
[21:52] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Well, usually discussions with you end up being circular affairs.
[21:52] <@Dоcтоʀ X> We have had talks like this befor, you know.
[21:52] <Hulking Figure> I'm going to ask... nicely. Will you kindly get the image of the masturbating man out of my psyche, or will you not?
[21:52] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I did already :P
[21:53] <Hulking Figure> Then let's go home.
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[21:53] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ...
[21:53] *** @Doctor X [xadium@weinberg-xadium-law.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi3 (Let's Go!!)
[11:28] * zairafirefly looks at Eiry.
[11:28] *** Eiry is




More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: 'Blue Bird' by Ayumi Hamasaki. She is Level 1.

[11:32] * zairafirefly looks at LOVELYgirl.
[11:32] *** LOVELYgirl is




More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: 'Sunrise ~Love is All~' by Ayumi Hamasaki. She is Level 3.

[20:06] * &K-9 Murphy changes topic to `Into The Ether: Saving Saki`
[20:06] *** MoMoNoKaZe [pinkstorm@ozufamilycircus.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:06] <@spiritflame> irasshai MoMoNoKaZe
[20:07] * MoMoNoKaZe walks up to the room Ogawa Saki is in, looking at the unconsious girl.
[20:07] * MoMoNoKaZe looks at Sakitty_Smile.
[20:07] *** Sakitty_Smile is Ogawa Saki, an idol! She's in a coma! Wearing a pink lolita-styled dress, she seems to be sleeping almost. More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: Asu wa Date na no ni, Imasugu Koe ga Kikitai. She is Level 1.

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[20:08] <@spiritflame> irasshai Inspector Pepper
[20:08] <Inspector Pepper> Is it safe?
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[20:08] <@spiritflame> irasshai Raihosha
[20:08] <Raihosha> (( give me a minute or two in the other room. ))
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[20:10] <@spiritflame> irasshai Furu L Amorros
[20:10] *** no worries
[20:10] * Inspector Pepper looks at Furu L Amorros.
[20:10] *** Furu L Amorros is tall pale young man with short green hair and red eyes. He's wearing a white uniform with black trim, long sleeves covering his arms. Most notable however is the white bone-like remains of a snake mask on his head, one fang currently missing.
His image Song is: . He is Level 1.

[20:10] <Furu L Amorros> I snuck away from all the s[BLEEP]t in Inaba to make sure you idiots don't get yourselves killed. You can thank me later.
[20:11] <MoMoNoKaZe> Did my Furu send you in his place?
[20:11] <MoMoNoKaZe> That lazy lug.
[20:12] <Furu L Amorros> Hey hey, he's the science guy, I'm the ghost guy. I'm ten times more useful then he'd ever be.
[20:13] <MoMoNoKaZe> But I miss him ;_;
[20:13] <Furu L Amorros> Pretend I'm him!
[20:14] <MoMoNoKaZe> You're... a bit short for that.
[20:14] <Raihosha> MGT has another job currently, and you might be needing me to do the final reintegration.
[20:15] <MoMoNoKaZe> I'll be staying as an anchor.
[20:15] *** Suu [FourLeafClover@clampgakuen.ac.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:15] <@spiritflame> irasshai Suu
[20:15] *** @RiderHeroProject [classyinfodump@riderpedia.org] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:15] *** @spiritflame sets mode +o @RiderHeroProject

[20:15] <@spiritflame> irasshai @RiderHeroProject
[20:15] * MoMoNoKaZe casts the second sight spell on her eyes.
[20:15] * Furu L Amorros folds his arms and waits.
[20:16] *** LoneWOLF has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:16] <@spiritflame> irasshai LoneWOLF
[20:16] * MoMoNoKaZe pulls out a few vials, each filled with a pale blue, milky drink.
[20:16] <MoMoNoKaZe> Mike-chan! I haven't seen you in ages!
[20:16] <@RiderHeroProject> So, are we fashionably late?
[20:16] * Suu has brought Hachidori with her
[20:16] * MoMoNoKaZe looks at LoneWOLF.
[20:16] *** LoneWOLF is a beautiful young Japanese woman with long blue hair. She's most commonly dressed in a one-piece, red and black biker outfit, but if you're up in the Velvet Suite, she's more than likely in her underwear, on her laptop, with a beer.
Her image Song is: "Good Behavior" by Plumb. She is Level 1.

[20:16] <LoneWOLF> Mike, why did you drag me here?
[20:16] <Suu> ...it feels weird wearing this again
[20:16] <Suu> Can I still fight?
[20:16] <@RiderHeroProject> simple 'ski, some old friends of mine need some help
[20:16] <MoMoNoKaZe> Everyone, please grab a vial and sit down somewhere comfortable.
[20:16] <@RiderHeroProject> and nice to see you too!
[20:17] * LoneWOLF twirls her gun around her finger
[20:17] <Suu> Oh, hey Natsuki.
[20:17] <MoMoNoKaZe> Let me catch you all up to speed.
[20:17] * Suu takes a vial
[20:17] * LoneWOLF nods to Suu, snags a vial.
[20:17] <MoMoNoKaZe> Last week, a demon tried to take possesion of this young girl's body.
[20:18] * MoMoNoKaZe points to Saki, the girl hooked up to the monitors.
[20:18] * Inspector Pepper takes a vial
[20:18] * Raihosha takes a comfortable seat.
[20:18] * @RiderHeroProject takes a vial
[20:18] * Raihosha accepts a vial.
[20:18] * Suu sits on a chair
[20:19] <MoMoNoKaZe> It wasn't able to manage that, but it did use her body like a puppet.
[20:19] <@RiderHeroProject> oh god i hope you used lube D:
[20:19] * LoneWOLF punches Mike's shoulder.
[20:19] <Suu> ...this is serious, Mike.
[20:20] <MoMoNoKaZe> I'm guessing it was still pretty powerful, given what I know about Ogawa-chan.
[20:20] <@RiderHeroProject> ow, it's valid question D:
[20:21] <Suu> How can you stand him sometimes Natsuki?
[20:21] <MoMoNoKaZe> Her soul is still attached to her body by a chain in the astral plane, but she's probably lost and tired.
[20:21] <LoneWOLF> I've known him since I was a kid, and I can make worse jokes sometimes.
[20:21] <MoMoNoKaZe> When you cross over, it will be strange.
[20:21] <Suu> Why am I not surprised?
[20:22] <MoMoNoKaZe> You will see things that you never dreamed possible. Or, in Mike's case, just another night on /b/
[20:22] <LoneWOLF> Ohhhhh snap.
[20:22] <Raihosha> Is this closer to the Void or the Dreamlands?
[20:22] <Suu> Heheh.
[20:22] <Suu> You so walked into that one Mike.
[20:22] <MoMoNoKaZe> I'll remain here as an anchor. When you find here, we'll need to bring her back as soon as possible.
[20:23] * Suu still grips the hilt of Hachidori nervously
[20:23] <MoMoNoKaZe> It's here in the Hotel, so who really knows? Timey-wimey stuff can mess with reality layers.
[20:23] <LoneWOLF> Get in, get out, don't f[BLEEP]k around.
[20:23] <@RiderHeroProject> :D I've seen everything
[20:23] <MoMoNoKaZe> Everyone, drink the potions.
[20:23] * LoneWOLF chugs it back like a pro.
[20:24] * @RiderHeroProject shotguns the MESS OUT THAT POTION
[20:24] * Furu L Amorros doesn't need to! hooray for already being a ghost.
[20:24] *** The potions taste kind of like a milk shake made of blue moon, hazelnut and ectoplasm.
[20:25] * Inspector Pepper pinches her nose, gulping it down.
[20:25] <LoneWOLF> I've had worse liquid go down my throat.
[20:25] <Suu> Ughghh.
[20:25] * Suu tries to swallow it without it coming backup
[20:25] <@RiderHeroProject> ~
[20:26] * Raihosha drinks.
[20:26] <Raihosha> Blech.
[20:26] * MoMoNoKaZe starts to recite the spell. There's a lot of "magi", "jii" and "jijiru"s repeated.
[20:26] <Suu> So...what next?
[20:26] *** As the spell goes on, everyone starts to feel sleepy. Soon, they wake up, as if nothing happened.
[20:27] * LoneWOLF stumbles a little
[20:27] <LoneWOLF> Oh god I think I just got date raped.
[20:27] <Suu> That was brief.
[20:27] <@RiderHeroProject> I swear it wasn't me
[20:28] <Raihosha> That's o...
[20:28] *** Everyone, look behind you. It's your own sleeping body!
[20:28] <Raihosha> Oh, that must be it.
[20:28] <@RiderHeroProject> .....
[20:28] <Suu> ...
[20:28] <@RiderHeroProject> ok
[20:28] <Furu L Amorros> She should have just let me yank you guys out. Woulda been quicker.
[20:28] <LoneWOLF> Well that's a thing.
[20:28] * Furu L Amorros grumbles
[20:28] <Suu> Th-this is freaky
[20:28] <@RiderHeroProject> resist the urge to
[20:28] <LoneWOLF> Well, not the first time I've been dead.
[20:28] <Raihosha> Depends on where we were going Furu.
[20:28] <Suu> (( They at least have all their clothing and possessions, right? ))
[20:28] <LoneWOLF> Definitely the least-violent one though.
[20:29] <MoMoNoKaZe> I'd like to keep them alive, thank you, Amarros.
[20:29] *** Yes, they do.
[20:29] <Furu L Amorros> Meh.
[20:29] * LoneWOLF summons up her second gun, twirls both.
[20:29] * Suu draws her sword...
[20:29] <Suu> Freaky...
[20:29] *** As the world suddenly becomes more... violet, you notice the chain attached to Saki's chest.
[20:30] <Suu> So I guess these are like astral weapons or something?
[20:30] * @RiderHeroProject removes a set of glasses from the riderpedia and dons them
[20:30] <LoneWOLF> Magic. Also there's plot heading that a way.
[20:30] * Suu follows the length of the chain
[20:30] <Inspector Pepper> I don't think I can henshin, but I can probably fight still.
[20:30] * Inspector Pepper follows the chain.
[20:30] * LoneWOLF gets her professional face on, follows the chain.
[20:30] <Suu> I'm assuming this is the chain for her spirit.
[20:31] * Raihosha examines the chain closely to see what state it is in as he follows the others.
[20:31] *** The chain extends into the hallway on whatever floor of the Hotel they were on. It's... oddly different though. The doors to the rooms seem aged, and the locks all look older.
[20:31] <Raihosha> Often called the Silver Cord...
[20:32] <Suu> As opposed to the Red Cord?
[20:32] * LoneWOLF slides up beside the door, just a little against the wall.
[20:32] * Furu L Amorros scrunches his nose up as he looks at the chain
[20:32] * LoneWOLF inspects each door as they pass.
[20:32] * Suu looks at the doors to see if the chain is extending under/over/through it.
[20:32] <Raihosha> Red Cords are ties of love as I understand it...
[20:32] *** The Chain has certainly seen better days. Since Saki was first sent flying out of her body, the house has moved once or twice, t lost.hen sent flying into the Hotel. That's bound to make even the most adept at astral projection
[20:32] <LoneWOLF> I really wish I could have brought my laptop. It'd be easy to pull up footage.
[20:33] <Raihosha> Black Cords are fate/karma...
[20:33] <@RiderHeroProject> 'ski, i've got one almost surgically implanted on my arm here ya know
[20:33] *** You see that the chain takes you to the stairs. Follow up? Y/N
[20:33] <Raihosha> Silver... well that's a different tradition but it is one of spirit.
[20:34] * LoneWOLF follows, checking each step as she goes
[20:34] <Raihosha> Y
[20:34] <Suu> Y
[20:34] * Furu L Amorros follows, still keeping his thoughts to himself.
[20:34] <LoneWOLF> Mike, if you could pull up the footage on the hallways? I think I have them all rigged by now.
[20:34] *** Everyone follows up.
[20:34] * @RiderHeroProject checks to see is this is possible
[20:35] *** The chain cirlces up the steps for about four floors. As your party moves up, the steps seem to creek louder and louder.
[20:35] <LoneWOLF> I really hope I can summon Duran here.
[20:35] *** Mike, role 1d10
[20:35] *** ^roll
[20:35] <Suu> ...I don't like the sound of this.
[20:35] <spiritflame> @RiderHeroProject rolls 1d10 [ 6 ]
[20:35] <Suu> I hope the stairs aren't failing...
[20:35] <Raihosha> Time seems to be doing a mamba around here...
[20:35] * Suu taps her foot on the next step
[20:35] <LoneWOLF> Just check every one before you step, kid.
[20:35] *** Mike's Riderpedia is active in the astral plane.
[20:36] <@RiderHeroProject> SCORE
[20:36] * Suu unhooks her sword and uses it as a walking stick
[20:36] *** Be careful using technology, though, as it can attract some... nasty things.
[20:36] <Suu> Okay, guys...One step at a time
[20:36] * Suu taps each step in several places before climing up
[20:36] <@RiderHeroProject> It's online 'ski. Just let me know what you want me to check
[20:36] * Raihosha follows Suu's example with his cane.
[20:36] * Inspector Pepper follows at the back of everyone, making sure they're all covered.
[20:36] * LoneWOLF keeps a side-step movement up, moving slowly and against the wall.
[20:37] <@RiderHeroProject> you did allow my username to remote deckstop to your laptop in the room, didn't you
[20:37] <Suu> Be careful, it might hold my weight but I don't know about the rest of you.
[20:37] <@RiderHeroProject> you sayin' I'm fat kid D:
[20:37] <LoneWOLF> All except my internet. I already tend to max that out.
[20:37] *** Suu, roll 2d10
[20:37] <spiritflame> Suu rolls 2d10 [ 3, 6 ]
[20:37] <Suu> Nah, ou'
[20:37] <Suu> Nah, you're just a big guy.
[20:37] <@RiderHeroProject> that's cause of all the porn, which I've seen anyway~
[20:38] *** The first step of the last two breaks, but it was from Suu's tapping. Everyone is safe.
[20:38] <Suu> Guys, there's a broken step here, be careful
[20:38] * LoneWOLF sighs.
[20:38] <Inspector Pepper> Thanks, Yotsuba-san.
[20:38] * LoneWOLF carefully hops over that one
[20:39] * Suu floats over the broken step
[20:39] * @RiderHeroProject just steps over it, huzzah for a long leg stride
[20:39] *** Everyone soon reaches... wow, what floor is this? Floor 13?
[20:39] <Suu> now that I think about it, I could've just flown ahead...
[20:39] * Raihosha steps over the broken step.
[20:39] <Raihosha> Then you couldn't check the steps, Suu. :)
[20:39] <LoneWOLF> Isn't there some legend about this floor...?
[20:39] <Suu> This hotel has a 13th floor?
[20:40] <Suu> Do the elevator panels show it?
[20:40] <Raihosha> It does...
[20:40] <@RiderHeroProject> every hotel does, they just number it 14
[20:40] *** Surprisingly, the doors here are all open.
[20:40] * LoneWOLF tosses her hair back, settles her stance a little.
[20:40] <Raihosha> It has a lock on the button.
[20:40] * Suu looks for the silver chain
[20:41] <Inspector Pepper> Anyone else have the feeling we're being watched?
[20:41] <LoneWOLF> Yeah.
[20:41] <@RiderHeroProject> That's just the vampire, he does that, alot
[20:41] <LoneWOLF> I don't really recognize this floor either. Doesn't help my rig.
[20:41] <Inspector Pepper> Okay, two a piece, check a room.
[20:42] <Furu L Amorros> ...Yeah.
[20:42] * LoneWOLF looks at Mike, heads off to a room
[20:42] * Inspector Pepper checks the stairwell they came from again, making sure nothing will surprise them
[20:42] <@RiderHeroProject> how many rooms are there?
[20:42] * @RiderHeroProject tags along with 'ski
[20:42] <Raihosha> Dimitri is occupied elsewhere at the moment.
[20:42] <Suu> Raihosha-san, will you join me?
[20:42] *** Natsuki, Mike both roll 1d10
[20:42] <spiritflame> LoneWOLF rolls 1d10 [ 8 ]
[20:42] <Raihosha> Sure thing Suu.
[20:42] <spiritflame> @RiderHeroProject rolls 1d10 [ 4 ]
[20:43] *** Mike and Natsuki end up at Room 8. They... don't seem to be numbered correctly.
[20:43] * LoneWOLF gives it a quick scan, guns at the ready
[20:43] *** In there, you see a Girl in a school uniform.
[20:43] * Suu looks at the room numbers on one side of the hall
[20:44] *** Suu, Rai roll 1d10
[20:44] <@RiderHeroProject> 'ski isn't this how those horror films start?
[20:44] <Inspector Pepper> Furu, check this one with me.
[20:44] <LoneWOLF> You can take a hit better than me?
[20:44] * Inspector Pepper points her gun over at the room past 8
[20:44] <spiritflame> Raihosha rolls 1d10 [ 5 ]
[20:45] <@RiderHeroProject> cover me then.
[20:45] <Furu L Amorros> Fine.
[20:45] <LoneWOLF> You know I'm always doing that.
[20:45] *** The girl looks out the window into the black night. She opens it up, and climbs over the edge...
[20:45] * Furu L Amorros follows, letting his zanpakuto slip out of his sleeve
[20:45] *** Pepper, Furu roll 1d10
[20:46] <@RiderHeroProject> Miss! Excuse me!
[20:46] <spiritflame> Suu rolls 1d10 [ 5 ]
[20:46] * @RiderHeroProject knocks on the door frame, trying to draw her attention
[20:46] <Suu> Raihosha-san, what do you see?
[20:46] *** The girl doesn't seem to hear them, but she hesitates to jump out the window.
[20:47] * @RiderHeroProject sighs, and looks to 'ski to follow him
[20:47] *** Suu and Rai end up at the room labeled 5. There's someone there, but they seem to be sleeping.
[20:47] * @RiderHeroProject enters the room, and walks towards the girl, calling out to her
[20:47] * LoneWOLF is just behind Mike
[20:47] <spiritflame> Inspector Pepper rolls 1d10 [ 8 ]
[20:47] * Suu looks around the room
[20:47] *** Pepper, reroll
[20:47] <Suu> Raihosha-san, do you see any silver chains?
[20:48] *** Suu can see what looks like an old life-support machine. The wiring looks very faulty.
[20:48] <spiritflame> Inspector Pepper rolls 1d10 [ 7 ]
[20:48] <Raihosha> Well, someone's sleeping in the bed...
[20:49] <Suu> Uhhh
[20:49] * Suu hesitantly approaches the girl
[20:49] <spiritflame> Furu L Amorros rolls 1d10 [ 10 ]
[20:49] * Raihosha checks the sleeping figure...
[20:49] <Suu> Is this...some sort of hospital?
[20:49] *** In room 8, a shape suddenly appears right next to Natsuki. Just, in an instant.
[20:49] * LoneWOLF swings around, nearly pulling the trigger
[20:50] * LoneWOLF looks back and forth quickly, scanning EVERYWHERE
[20:50] *** Pepper and Furu are in room 7. As soon as they enter, the door slams shut behind them. All the doors.
[20:50] <Raihosha> In the old days, Suu, patients often had their life-support put in at their place of residence...
[20:50] <Inspector Pepper> What the--
[20:51] <Furu L Amorros> Oh come on!
[20:51] <Raihosha> A hotel may be cheaper than a hospital...
[20:51] <Suu> Eeeek!
[20:51] <LoneWOLF> Oh that's just wonderful.
[20:51] *** Everyone is now trapped in their rooms!
[20:51] * Suu looks back at the door
[20:51] <Suu> We've all been separated...
[20:51] <@RiderHeroProject> !
[20:51] <Raihosha> Not unexpected Suu.
[20:51] <LoneWOLF> You're right Mike, this is a horror movie
[20:52] <Suu> Um, Raihosha, can you look at that machine? You're a doctor, maybe you'd be able to explain it better...
[20:52] * Furu L Amorros kicks at the door.
[20:52] <LoneWOLF> and we were dumb enough to split up!
[20:52] *** Suu, Rai find a puzzle on the bed.
[20:52] <Suu> What's that?
[20:52] *** Furu's kicking just makes the demon in the room with them angier.
[20:53] <Furu L Amorros> ...
[20:53] *** The thing that was right by Natsuki? It's somehow right behind the girl now. It's the shape of a small boy, in an old kindergarten uniform.
[20:53] * Raihosha examines the puzzle...
[20:54] *** Furu, roll 2d10
[20:54] <LoneWOLF> Mike...
[20:54] <Inspector Pepper> What the hell what the hell
[20:54] <spiritflame> Furu L Amorros rolls 2d10 [ 10, 3 ]
[20:54] <Raihosha> The support machinery may be setting...
[20:54] *** The puzzle is a simple sudoku puzzle.
[20:54] <Suu> Oh!
[20:54] <LoneWOLF> If you have a second, either grab the girl or the kid. Now.
[20:54] <Raihosha> Sudoku?
[20:54] * LoneWOLF makes her way over quickly.
[20:54] *** Furu, good news! You're actually ghosty enough to be invisible to the demon! The bad news is that it can still smell you.
[20:55] <@RiderHeroProject> (( f[BLEEP]k, brb, i gotta help a store with a computer issue ))
[20:55] * Furu L Amorros spins his zanpakuto in his hand, ready to stab the f[BLEEP]k out of this dude.
[20:55] *** Before they can, the girl has been pushed off. You can hear what sounds like her cries if they'd been backmasked.
[20:55] *** Furu, /senzu
[20:55] * LoneWOLF grits her teeth
[20:55] * Suu looks at the puzzle
[20:56] * LoneWOLF points her gun directly at the boy.
[20:56] ☼ Scouter indicates Furu L Amorros has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:56] <Demon Minor> /sethp 600
[20:56] <LoneWOLF> Turn around, slowly.
[20:56] <Suu> Raihosha-san, do you have a pencil?
[20:56] <Suu> I'm gonna try doing this.
[20:56] ☼ Scouter indicates Demon Minor has HP level of 600!
[20:56] <Raihosha> A pen do?
[20:57] ☼ Scouter indicates Demon Minor has MP level of 5000!
[20:57] <Suu> Yeah.
[20:57] [600 HP / 4977 MP] Demon Minor cheats and claws at Furu (-23 MP)
[20:57] * LoneWOLF keeps her other gun at her side
[20:57] [998 HP / 1509 MP] Furu L Amorros has BLOCKED the attack! (2 damage)
[20:57] *** Natsuki, while aiming at the boy, hears a child's (backmasked) laughter from behind her.
[20:57] * Suu carefully picks up the puzzle and starts by looking at the square on the grid that has the most numbers
[20:57] * Furu L Amorros deflects the claws with his zanpakuto
[20:58] * LoneWOLF brings her second gun up behind her quick!
[20:58] <Furu L Amorros> Please. I'm far scarier than you.
[20:58] *** Suu finds that it's mostly filled out. All it's missing are two squares.
[20:58] <Suu> Huh, this is almost done.
[20:58] <Suu> Let's see here.
[20:58] <LoneWOLF> Well it's time to find out how rusty I am
[20:58] *** The laughing continues, until it sounds almost pained.
[20:58] <Raihosha> What are the missing numbers?
[20:58] * Suu looks at where the blank squares are in relation to the rest of the puzzle
[20:59] [998 HP / 1507 MP] Furu L Amorros shanks the demon with his zanpakuto (-2 MP)
[20:59] [547 HP / 4989 MP] Demon Minor has been HIT!! (53 damage)
[20:59] <Suu> I'm looking it over right now...
[20:59] * LoneWOLF grits her teeth angrily
[20:59] * Demon Minor is shanked!
[20:59] <LoneWOLF> Come out!
[20:59] *** Suu, roll 2d10
[21:00] <@RiderHeroProject> (( sorry, completely computer illterate manager needed help, back now ))
[21:00] * LoneWOLF looks back and forth franticaly
[21:00] *** out of the corner of her eye, Natsuki can see some pale figure on a bed.
[21:00] <LoneWOLF> Mike watch the bed. There's something in here!
[21:00] [547 HP / 4977 MP] Demon Minor throws its tongue at Furu. Mmm, tasty! (-12 MP)
[21:00] * @RiderHeroProject snaps out of his daze
[21:00] <spiritflame> Suu rolls 2d10 [ 9, 10 ]
[21:01] <LoneWOLF> ... actually try and get the door open! I don't really care how!
[21:01] *** With some quick thinking, Suu solves the puzzle! It was only missing two 8s, pretty simple.
[21:02] *** The boy and the figure seem to disappear from room 8.
[21:02] [998 HP / 1515 MP] Furu L Amorros has PARRIED the attack! (opponent please SELL) (0 damage)
[21:02] <@RiderHeroProject> Door open, got it!
[21:02] [529 HP / 4992 MP] Demon Minor has been HIT!! (18 damage)
[21:02] * Demon Minor eats his own tongue!
[21:02] * LoneWOLF keeps her guns ready, scans the room repeatedly
[21:02] * Furu L Amorros stabs the demon - as well as his tongue - in the mouth
[21:02] <Suu> I got it solved.
[21:02] <Furu L Amorros> - Stop wasting my time. -
[21:03] * Suu hands the pen back to Raihosha
[21:03] *** The door to room 5 opens, as the life signs on the monitors in the room fade.
[21:03] * Suu looks at the girl sleeping in the bed
[21:03] <Suu> Ahhh!!!
[21:03] <Suu> What's happening!?
[21:03] * @RiderHeroProject SLAMS himself into the door
[21:03] <Furu L Amorros> I don't have the time to play with small fry like you, so do me a favor and vanish.
[21:03] <Suu> Raihosha-san, she's flatlining!!
[21:03] <LoneWOLF> Don't summon Duran don't summon Duran don't summon Duran...
[21:03] [998 HP / 1015 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Furu L Amorros fires a low-powered cero into the demon. (-500 MP)
[21:04] [529 HP / 4996 MP] Demon Minor has PARRIED the attack! (opponent please SELL) (0 damage)
[21:04] * Raihosha examines the girl and tries to resucitate her...
[21:04] [529 HP / 4496 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Demon Minor sell (-500 MP)
[21:04] [998 HP / 1019 MP] Furu L Amorros has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[21:04] <Demon Minor> (( ADAM CAN'T REMEMBER HOW BOX WORK ))
[21:04] <Furu L Amorros> (( /sell special, mang ))
[21:05] *** The girl smiles, and the machine shuts down. The door opens and they're free to go.
[21:05] [529 HP / 4512 MP] Demon Minor has been HIT!! (x specal Hits) (0 damage)
[21:05] <Suu> ...
[21:05] [333 HP / 4520 MP ] Demon Minor has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (196 damage)
[21:05] <Raihosha> This...
[21:05] <Suu> The door's open...but...
[21:05] <Raihosha> Suu, I think I know why.
[21:05] *** Hey, Mike, remember that little boy?
[21:06] <@RiderHeroProject> MAYBE?
[21:06] <Raihosha> She died with something undone. You let her achieve her goal and rest.
[21:06] [333 HP / 4510 MP] Demon Minor runs onto the zapakto, goign to eat it yumyum (-10 MP)
[21:06] [333 HP / 4519 MP] Demon Minor has PARRIED the attack! (opponent please SELL) (0 damage)
[21:06] [275 HP / 4564 MP] Demon Minor has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (58 damage)
[21:06] <Suu> ...Maybe.
[21:06] *** That little boy is on your back.
[21:06] <Suu> It sounds plausible...
[21:06] * Suu takes the bedsheet and carefully pulls it over the girl's face
[21:07] <LoneWOLF> Oh for the love of f[BLEEP]k.
[21:07] <@RiderHeroProject> F[BLEEP]K GET IT OFF GET IT OFF
[21:07] <Raihosha> This is a land of ghosts.
[21:07] * Suu reverently places the puzzle book over the girl's heart
[21:07] *** Natsuki, roll 2d10
[21:07] <Furu L Amorros> Did you just try to-UGH! You're worse than a Hollow!
[21:07] <spiritflame> LoneWOLF rolls 2d10 [ 9, 7 ]
[21:07] [998 HP / 1019 MP] Furu L Amorros just stabs the ghost in the face again. (-0 MP)
[21:07] [221 HP / 4567 MP] Demon Minor has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (54 damage)
[21:07] * LoneWOLF runs over!
[21:08] * Suu listens out in the hallway
[21:08] <Suu> There's a door that's open
[21:08] *** Natsuki, you are able to knock the kidd off... and his head hits the edge of the window.
[21:08] <Raihosha> Continue on?
[21:08] <@RiderHeroProject> O_O f[BLEEP]k
[21:08] <Suu> Yeah...
[21:08] <Suu> Rest in peace.
[21:08] *** The door to room 8 opens, and Mike and Natsuki are free.
[21:08] <LoneWOLF> For the love of
[21:08] [221 HP / 4533 MP] Demon Minor just tries to nomnomnom more sword (-34 MP)
[21:08] <Suu> Are you guys all right?
[21:09] <@RiderHeroProject> 'ski, i owe ya one
[21:09] * LoneWOLF breathes totally not used to doing this sort of thing anymore
[21:09] <LoneWOLF> Damn straight you do.
[21:09] * Suu points to door #5 "That door's open now"
[21:09] * LoneWOLF tosses her hair over her shoulder to compose herself
[21:09] [998 HP / 1028 MP] Furu L Amorros has PARRIED the attack! (opponent please SELL) (0 damage)
[21:09] <Demon Minor> That's the room Suu and Rai were in.
[21:09] [181 HP / 4549 MP] Demon Minor has been HIT!! (40 damage)
[21:09] * Furu L Amorros STABS IT IN THE FACE AGAIN.
[21:10] [998 HP / 995 MP] Furu L Amorros kicks the demon away from him. (-33 MP)
[21:10] *** ^
[21:10] [134 HP / 4551 MP] Demon Minor has been HIT!! (47 damage)
[21:10] <@RiderHeroProject> Lets get outta this room before it happens again
[21:10] <LoneWOLF> I like that plan.
[21:10] [134 HP / 4512 MP] Demon Minor reaches out it's claws and grasps for Furu's neck (-39 MP)
[21:11] <Raihosha> Well, let's find a door other than the one we just left Suu. :)
[21:11] <Suu> Oh...sorry.
[21:11] * LoneWOLF gets back into the hallway
[21:11] [976 HP / 1042 MP] Furu L Amorros has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (22 damage)
[21:11] <@RiderHeroProject> i do have good plans
[21:11] <Furu L Amorros> Gh-
[21:11] * Suu goes back out into the hallway
[21:11] <Suu> Are you guys all right?
[21:11] [976 HP / 1017 MP] Furu L Amorros clutches the arms and tries to pull them off (-25 MP)
[21:11] * Suu listens
[21:11] * Raihosha joins Suu in the Hall.
[21:11] *** All the other doors are locked now, and you can hear a struggle in room 7
[21:12] * @RiderHeroProject slides into the hallway
[21:12] <@RiderHeroProject> hey
[21:12] <@RiderHeroProject> where the ghost with the most?
[21:12] [134 HP / 4513 MP] Demon Minor has PARRIED the attack! (opponent please SELL) (0 damage)
[21:12] <Suu> I hear something
[21:12] <LoneWOLF> Judging by the noise down there...
[21:12] * Suu runs towards Door #7
[21:12] <Suu> It sounds like he's in trouble
[21:12] * LoneWOLF follows the kid
[21:12] [917 HP / 1026 MP] Furu L Amorros has been HIT!! (59 damage)
[21:12] <Suu> Should we try to break in?
[21:12] <Inspector Pepper> Oh god, I'm so sorry
[21:12] <LoneWOLF> I wouldn't be surprised, Mike nearly got raped by a ghost thing.
[21:12] <Furu L Amorros> For a weak little demon you've got-nhh-quite a grip
[21:12] * Inspector Pepper is stuck in a corner, too scared to help
[21:13] <Raihosha> We can give it a go.
[21:13] * LoneWOLF goes over to Pepper
[21:13] [134 HP / 4483 MP] Demon Minor tries to rip Furu's trachea out. (-30 MP)
[21:13] * Raihosha empowers his cane, a green and purple flame running its length.
[21:13] <LoneWOLF> Door door f[BLEEP]k Mike last time you tried at one-- yeah that.
[21:13] [917 HP / 1031 MP] Furu L Amorros has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[21:14] * Raihosha attacks the door with his cane wizard's staff.
[21:14] * Furu L Amorros shoves the demon the hell off
[21:14] <Furu L Amorros> Hrgh, harder to build reiatsu here than I thought.
[21:14] *** Rai roll 1d100
[21:14] <spiritflame> Raihosha rolls 1d100 [ 14 ]
[21:14] <@RiderHeroProject> shoulder tackle?
[21:15] [917 HP / 1026 MP] Furu L Amorros sonidos behind the demon and thrusts his zanpakuto into its throat (-5 MP)
[21:15] * LoneWOLF twitches
[21:15] [86 HP / 4533 MP] Demon Minor has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (48 damage)
[21:15] <Suu> Maybe I can try cutting the lock off
[21:15] <LoneWOLF> Try it? if not, I have a plan
[21:15] *** YingGirl has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:15] <@spiritflame> irasshai YingGirl
[21:15] * Demon Minor is force-nommed some sword.
[21:15] * Demon Minor just looks at the arrancar
[21:15] <Suu> Heck, I think I could probably manipulate it off
[21:15] <Suu> If it's made of metal...
[21:16] <@RiderHeroProject> y halo thur?
[21:16] * LoneWOLF grinds her teeth
[21:16] * YingGirl is wearing a differnt take on her sailor fuku. It comes with a hood and has arm sleeves
[21:16] [86 HP / 4033 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Demon Minor decides that it really wants that zanpakto, at all costs. What happens when a demon eats an evolved Hollow? (-500 MP)
[21:16] <@RiderHeroProject> Wait, we need a way in, yes?
[21:16] [917 HP / 1027 MP ] Furu L Amorros has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[21:16] <Suu> Yeah.
[21:16] <LoneWOLF> Preferably soon.
[21:16] * Furu L Amorros pulls his zanpakuto out of the way just in time.
[21:16] <Suu> I'll try something.
[21:17] * Demon Minor makes grumbly noises
[21:17] <@RiderHeroProject> Ridecaster, program load....Kuuga Titan
[21:17] <Furu L Amorros> Fine, no more zanpakuto.
[21:17] * Suu reaches for the lock and tries to use her powers to change the composition of the metal
[21:17] * LoneWOLF grips her guns so hard the metal fractures and floats around her hands
[21:17] *** Mike, roll 1d100
[21:17] <spiritflame> @RiderHeroProject rolls 1d100 [ 54 ]
[21:17] *** ^!d10
[21:17] <YingGirl> Sorry I'm late.
[21:17] [917 HP / 1013 MP] Furu L Amorros slams his fist into the demon's face before sonido-ing behind it again to drive his knee into its back (-14 MP)
[21:17] [86 HP / 4038 MP] Demon Minor has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[21:18] ☼ Scouter indicates YingGirl has HP level of 1000!
[21:18] <Raihosha> This place is different for sure...
[21:18] <spiritflame> @RiderHeroProject rolls 1d10 [ 9 ]
[21:18] ☼ Scouter indicates YingGirl has MP level of 1000!
[21:18] <Suu> Vanessa-san...
[21:18] * Demon Minor may be a minor demon, but it's much more clever.
[21:18] <Suu> Do you have any skill in opening locks?
[21:18] <Suu> Furu's in trouble...
[21:18] * YingGirl looks at her am, is holding her dagger like a hidden blade.
[21:18] *** The Suit works, of course. But an odd counter goes from 50 to 41...
[21:19] <YingGirl> i can try. I'm not good in them.
[21:19] <LoneWOLF> Okay we don't use that often but we have it if we need.
[21:19] <@RiderHeroProject> weird, but i'll take it
[21:19] [86 HP / 3538 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Demon Minor glows and wraps itself around Furu. It wants a nice, explosive hug! (-500 MP)
[21:19] * YingGirl takes off a hairpin. "Here, use this."
[21:20] [735 HP / 1031 MP ] Furu L Amorros has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (182 damage)
[21:20] * @RiderHeroProject is surrounded by a flash, leaving a translucent version of Kamen Rider Kuuga's Titan form around him. Complete with Titan saber
[21:20] [36 HP / 3593 MP] Demon Minor has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (50 damage)
[21:20] * Furu L Amorros is getting Saibaman'ed over here
[21:20] <@RiderHeroProject> STAND BACK
[21:20] * LoneWOLF taps her foot impatiently
[21:20] * Suu does o
[21:20] <LoneWOLF> Trust the guy, this is our test run.
[21:20] * YingGirl backs away.
[21:20] <Suu> ^so
[21:21] * Raihosha stands out of the way of shrapnel.
[21:21] * @RiderHeroProject SWINGS the titan saber hard against the door
[21:21] [735 HP / 995 MP] Furu L Amorros just starts trying to tear the rest of the demon apart with his bare hands, annoyed he's having problems with such a weak being (-36 MP)
[21:22] <Demon Minor> - rewop... tnaw taht s'tI -
[21:22] [23 HP / 3601 MP] Demon Minor has been HIT!! (13 damage)
[21:22] * Demon Minor is torn a bit, but it's a demon. It's not really alive.
[21:22] *** Mike, flip a coin.
[21:22] <YingGirl> it's that want? power?
[21:22] *** @RiderHeroProject flips a coin into the air and catches it, heads side up
[21:23] <Suu> Hurry!!!!
[21:23] [23 HP / 3589 MP] Demon Minor licks at Furu's wounds, his saliva burning... (-12 MP)
[21:23] * LoneWOLF slams a foot down, the floor around it covering in ice
[21:23] *** The door opens!
[21:23] <Suu> YES!
[21:23] * Suu draws her sword and runs inside
[21:23] * @RiderHeroProject hefts the hard light blade over his shoulder
[21:23] * LoneWOLF books it in!
[21:23] <@RiderHeroProject> now THATS how you open a door kids
[21:24] * YingGirl lowers her head. "Sorry I have a stupid ability that makes me read/hear backwards and upside down without any fuss."
[21:24] *** Everyone runs in... and hits a barrier.
[21:24] * @RiderHeroProject trudges after them, though hard light, it WEIGHS about the same as the real deal
[21:24] * Raihosha brings up the rear.
[21:24] <@RiderHeroProject> ....F[BLEEP]K
[21:24] [698 HP / 996 MP] Furu L Amorros has been HIT!! (37 damage)
[21:24] <YingGirl> damn
[21:24] <Furu L Amorros> Ew ew ew ewww
[21:24] [698 HP / 965 MP] Furu L Amorros rams his fight through the damn thing's face (-31 MP)
[21:24] * LoneWOLF growls under her breath
[21:24] <Furu L Amorros> (( fist^ ))
[21:24] <Demon Minor> - yap tsum ... eno sihT -
[21:25] [23 HP / 3590 MP] Demon Minor has PARRIED the attack! (opponent please SELL) (0 damage)
[21:25] * LoneWOLF hits it repeatedly with the butt of her gun
[21:25] <Furu L Amorros> Make sense, you little pest!
[21:25] * @RiderHeroProject tries smashing the titan saber against it a few times
[21:25] <Suu> Owwww.
[21:25] [649 HP / 976 MP] Furu L Amorros has been HIT!! (49 damage)
[21:25] <Raihosha> Something about This one must pay, Furu...
[21:26] *** It's no use. The demon magick is too strong.
[21:26] * Suu pounds the barrier in frustration
[21:26] <LoneWOLF> Sonofab[BLEEP]ch!
[21:26] [23 HP / 3586 MP] Demon Minor wraps its tongue around Furu's neck (-4 MP)
[21:26] * YingGirl sighs. "You know Dante will ram up Holy water up its' ass."
[21:27] * LoneWOLF looks at Furu L Amorros.
[21:27] *** Furu L Amorros is tall pale young man with short green hair and red eyes. He's wearing a white uniform with black trim, long sleeves covering his arms. Most notable however is the white bone-like remains of a snake mask on his head, one fang currently missing.
His image Song is: . He is Level 1.

[21:27] * YingGirl is still wearing the blonde wig
[21:27] * Raihosha concentrates, focuses and centers himself.
[21:27] [611 HP / 987 MP] Furu L Amorros has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (38 damage)
[21:27] <LoneWOLF> TAKE IT DOWN GREEN DUDE
[21:27] * Demon Minor smirks
[21:27] [23 HP / 3558 MP] Demon Minor squeazes his tongue around the neck tightly. (-28 MP)
[21:27] <@RiderHeroProject> Beetleguess be damn, kick it's ass seabass
[21:27] <Furu L Amorros> Ggh, IT'S NOT EASY! I can't-get my reiatsu up in this place!
[21:28] [561 HP / 998 MP] Furu L Amorros has been HIT!! (50 damage)
[21:28] *** Mike, flip a coin.
[21:28] <YingGirl> i don't think seabass is tasty
[21:28] * Furu L Amorros can't really talk now thanks
[21:28] <LoneWOLF> Oh don't make me whip him out this early...
[21:28] [23 HP / 3538 MP] Demon Minor rakes it's claws against Furu's chest, wanting a tenderized meal. (-20 MP)
[21:28] [501 HP / 1036 MP] Furu L Amorros has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (60 damage)
[21:29] *** @RiderHeroProject flips a coin into the air and catches it, heads side up
[21:29] <Furu L Amorros> That...does it...
[21:29] [501 HP / 536 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Furu L Amorros bites the little ba[BLEEP]rd's head off (-500 MP)
[21:29] <Suu> ...
[21:29] *** A small counter goes from 0 to 1.
[21:29] [-246 HP/ 3545 MP] Demon Minor has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (269 damage)
[21:29] Demon Minor has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[21:29] * Suu starts turning green
[21:29] <LoneWOLF> Oooh.
[21:29] * Demon Minor falls, much like Mami.
[21:29] <LoneWOLF> Mike ditch the armor. Now.
[21:29] <YingGirl> ...ew.
[21:29] * Furu L Amorros throws the corpse to the ground
[21:29] <LoneWOLF> I didn't program that.
[21:29] <@RiderHeroProject> alright alright
[21:29] <Suu> - I'm gonna be sick. -
[21:30] * Furu L Amorros makes a hissing noise
[21:30] <@RiderHeroProject> Ridecaster, program terminate
[21:30] <Suu> (( Madoka Magica FTW. ))
[21:30] * Raihosha takes Suu out to the hallway.
[21:30] <YingGirl> (( i'm still clueless iof what just happened ))
[21:30] * @RiderHeroProject flashes again, returning to normal
[21:30] * Suu struggles to hold everything in. She doesn't want to throw up here.
[21:30] * LoneWOLF kicks the barrier
[21:30] *** With that, the feeling of being watched is gone. However, things in this plane are aware that something out of place is among them.
[21:30] <Suu> (( BRB ))
[21:30] <@RiderHeroProject> knowing you, i thought it was some kinda gag
[21:31] * YingGirl continues walking with the others, wearing her hood
[21:31] <LoneWOLF> With Kuuga? Mike, you know the jokes already
[21:31] * Inspector Pepper is still shaking in a corner
[21:31] <Inspector Pepper> F[BLEEP]k this.
[21:31] <Furu L Amorros> - I'm going to cleanse this place. -
[21:31] * Furu L Amorros turns to Pepper.
[21:31] <Furu L Amorros> Useless.
[21:31] <Inspector Pepper> F[BLEEP]k this, I didn't sign up with the space police to deal with bloody demons!
[21:32] <LoneWOLF> Oh jease we skipped the happy go-lucky part of this and just jumped right to the angst.
[21:32] * Inspector Pepper punches Furu right in the jaw.
[21:32] <@RiderHeroProject> QUICK, LINKIN PARK, STAT
[21:32] <LoneWOLF> at least there's no nuns or bondage ladies.
[21:32] <Inspector Pepper> - Shut up, punk. -
[21:32] <Raihosha> Lola, they aren't demons. Well don't think of them as demons at least...
[21:32] <YingGirl> ...hay
[21:32] * Inspector Pepper collects her mental s[BLEEP]t.
[21:32] * Furu L Amorros takes it and then grabs Pepper by her collar.
[21:32] <Furu L Amorros> If you can't fight, you'll die.
[21:33] <Furu L Amorros> And I'm not responsible if one of you meatbags are too chicken s[BLEEP]t to handle this.
[21:33] <Raihosha> They're just higher dimensional aliens.
[21:33] <Inspector Pepper> Let... Let us just move on already.
[21:33] <Furu L Amorros> If you're going to be useless, then just stay out of my way.
[21:33] * LoneWOLF hands Mike one of her guns
[21:33] * Inspector Pepper shoves Furu away.
[21:33] <LoneWOLF> Stay close to me and it'll still hold up.
[21:33] <@RiderHeroProject> Someone's ghost panties are ridin' high
[21:33] * @RiderHeroProject accepts the gun
[21:33] <LoneWOLF> I only need one if I need to call on the big guns.
[21:34] *** Follow the chain? Y/N
[21:34] <@RiderHeroProject> like you had to ask~
[21:34] * Furu L Amorros bites down on the last bit of demon skull in his mouth and swallows it.
[21:34] <Furu L Amorros> Let's get going.
[21:34] * YingGirl fiddles around with her dagger, following the gang
[21:34] <Raihosha> Y?
[21:34] * LoneWOLF gets back to following the chain.
[21:34] * Furu L Amorros gets back to the trail
[21:34] *** The chain goes down a long hallway, through a door labeled EXIT.
[21:34] * Inspector Pepper follows
[21:34] * Raihosha fumbles in a coat pocket to grab a small vial...
[21:35] <YingGirl> why does it sprout "it's a trap"
[21:35] <Raihosha> Here Suu, this may help with the nausea...
[21:35] <LoneWOLF> Because it will be.
[21:35] * Suu is back
[21:35] <@RiderHeroProject> So....takin' bets?
[21:35] <Suu> Thanks.
[21:35] *** Going through the door takes everyone to what looks like downtown Tokyo. But... everything's covered in black foog.
[21:35] <@RiderHeroProject> I've got a 5 spot on fleshy undead monstrosities
[21:35] <LoneWOLF> SILENT HILL
[21:36] <YingGirl> damnit
[21:36] <@RiderHeroProject> F[BLEEP]K I WAS RIGHT
[21:36] <@RiderHeroProject> PAY UP PEOPLE
[21:36] <Suu> Ugh. It's foog. Even worse than fog.
[21:36] <LoneWOLF> you know what, I have yet to attacked yet. I'll take the lead.
[21:36] * LoneWOLF checks that the ground is solid before advancing
[21:36] *** To move through the fog, there's a child's lantern by the door. It repels the fog so that you may travel safely. Don't drop it, or it may break.
[21:37] * Suu takes the vial from Raihosha and drinks the contents
[21:37] *** Whomever carries the lantern cannot fight.
[21:37] <LoneWOLF> Who has a steady hand?
[21:37] <Suu> Not me.
[21:37] <Suu> I think Furu should hold it...
[21:37] <Raihosha> I'll do it.
[21:37] <@RiderHeroProject> anyone feelin' up to being a child lantern? (power ring not included)
[21:37] <LoneWOLF> Oh yes the one who freaked out a moment ago will hold the delicate lantern.
[21:37] <Suu> Are you going to be OK, Furu-san?
[21:37] <YingGirl> ....
[21:38] <Inspector Pepper> He's a gohst. He'll be just fine, kid.
[21:38] * LoneWOLF just waits at the front of the group with a really itchy trigger finger
[21:38] * YingGirl ponders if there's more wanted posters
[21:38] * Inspector Pepper picks up the lantern. "Let's move."
[21:38] <Raihosha> Based on the door, I'll be more useful with the Lantern and quips. :)
[21:38] <@RiderHeroProject> alright, times for all those hours playing left 4 dead and team fortress 2 to pay off 'ski
[21:38] <YingGirl> seriously?
[21:38] *** Pepper is no longer able to fight.
[21:38] <LoneWOLF> Yes my Medic training will do well with your skills as a Heavy.
[21:39] <Furu L Amorros> Kinda reminds me of Hueco Mundo, except more Earth-y.
[21:39] <Suu> Ying-san, we're in the astral plane...
[21:39] *** Feel free to move. North, East or West?
[21:39] <@RiderHeroProject> F[BLEEP]K YEAH
[21:39] <Suu> We're trying to find Saki-chan's soul.
[21:39] <LoneWOLF> Then I'll go startle a Witch!
[21:39] * @RiderHeroProject somehow pulls a triangular cut sandvich outta no were
[21:39] <YingGirl> ...the killbot had a soul?
[21:39] <Suu> Which way should we go?
[21:39] <@RiderHeroProject> differen't saki!
[21:40] * LoneWOLF listens for anything
[21:40] * YingGirl sighs and follows the gang.
[21:40] <Suu> No, not her.
[21:40] *** Roll 1D100, Natsuki
[21:40] <spiritflame> LoneWOLF rolls 1d100 [ 69 ]
[21:40] <Suu> Stay with me and Raihosha...I may not be able to do much but we've got your back.
[21:40] <Suu> (( Insert joke here. ))
[21:40] * LoneWOLF snorts at her roll.
[21:40] *** SHOTS FOR EVERYONE!
[21:40] * LoneWOLF bows
[21:41] *** Ghostly Playboy Bunnies carry a tray of shots for our heroes.
[21:41] <@RiderHeroProject> HELL YEAH, BREAK OUT THE BOOZE
[21:41] * LoneWOLF takes a well deserved shot.
[21:41] <@RiderHeroProject> Best Roll Ever.
[21:41] * @RiderHeroProject knocks back a nice shot of whiskey
[21:41] * Inspector Pepper takes a shot.
[21:41] <LoneWOLF> Maybe I'm not as rusty as I thought
[21:41] * Furu L Amorros eats one of the bunnies instead.
[21:41] <@RiderHeroProject> WOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH
[21:41] * YingGirl can't drink
[21:42] * Suu can't drink, either.
[21:42] <YingGirl> no...I can't. I'm a lightweight
[21:42] <Suu> Unless they're virgin shots.
[21:42] <Suu> Or, even better, ice cream.
[21:42] * Raihosha drinks for Ying and Suu, as well as himself.
[21:42] *** Furu now has a better appreciation for what it means to be an independent woman in the 1960s.
[21:42] <LoneWOLF> anyways I was listening for things.
[21:43] <Suu> I hope those shots weren't poisoned.
[21:43] <Furu L Amorros> I suddenly feel like having a job instead of being a house wife.
[21:43] <YingGirl> what?
[21:43] <Raihosha> SO do I Suu, that would be a waste of alcohol.
[21:44] <Suu> Or at least doctored with mind altering substances.
[21:44] <LoneWOLF> Listening? For things? F[BLEEP]k it let's go north.
[21:44] *** Yes, right. There are sounds coming from each direction. North has what sounds like a girl crying. East has what sounds like laboured breathing, and West is a chainsaw.
[21:44] <Suu> Okay~
[21:44] * YingGirl looks at Furu, confused
[21:44] <LoneWOLF> Let's go not-chainsaw.
[21:44] <Suu> Is the labored breathing someone in labor, or creeper on the phone breathing?
[21:44] <YingGirl> so north it is?
[21:44] *** The party heads north!
[21:44] <Suu> Guess so.
[21:44] <Raihosha> (( brb, Rai is following the group ))
[21:44] * Suu follows north
[21:45] <@RiderHeroProject> f[BLEEP]kin' elija wood movies....
[21:45] *** The laboured breating is someone having a difficult time breathing.
[21:45] * LoneWOLF tosses her hair back while she walks slow and quiet
[21:45] <YingGirl> hey
[21:45] *** BUT TOO BAD YOU'RE ALREADY HEADING NORTH
[21:46] *** As the party goes on, you pass by many spirits.
[21:46] <Suu> okay, fine.
[21:46] <@RiderHeroProject> if we run into bruce willis wearing a bunny suit, i swear...
[21:46] * Suu looks at the spirits
[21:46] <YingGirl> ...didn't batman be in a bunny suit cause the same wtfery?
[21:46] *** They generally ignore you, which is good, considering what Mike and Natsuki saw.
[21:47] <LoneWOLF> Mike don't get raped again. I don't know if I can keep kicking them off you.
[21:48] <@RiderHeroProject> D: I feel so dirty
[21:48] <LoneWOLF> No one do anything stupid, okay?
[21:48] <YingGirl> ah.
[21:48] * YingGirl keeps quiet as she follows the gang
[21:48] *** The party soon comes across a door, lined with neon lights
[21:48] <@RiderHeroProject> don't worry, the demon lord boygirlthing isn't here, so that wont happen
[21:48] <@RiderHeroProject> Did we just arrive at the strip club?
[21:48] <Inspector Pepper> Demon lord what now?
[21:48] <Suu> What kind of place is this?
[21:49] * LoneWOLF checks if it's locked?
[21:49] <YingGirl> so who has the balls to open it?
[21:49] *** It's open! Go inside?
[21:49] <LoneWOLF> I'm... going to do something really stupid.
[21:49] <LoneWOLF> If you hear my yell or see me run, get the hell out.
[21:49] * YingGirl puts her haipin back on
[21:49] <@RiderHeroProject> NO, DON'T VOTE THIRD PARTY 'SKI!
[21:49] * LoneWOLF slowly peeks in, gun-first
[21:50] * LoneWOLF chokes on her laughter to keep it down
[21:50] <Suu> Okay.
[21:50] *** Natsuki sees... a game show set.
[21:50] <Suu> What is it?
[21:50] <LoneWOLF> What the hell?
[21:50] * Furu L Amorros is away: ((SORRY GUYS I GOTTA GO assume Furu got distracted by delicious ghosts))
[21:50] * LoneWOLF cautiously steps in.
[21:50] <LoneWOLF> A... game show?
[21:50] <@RiderHeroProject> Is it Press your Luck? I loved the whammys
[21:51] *** It's pretty retro, really. There's a sign near the top, "B---J--- Q__Z SH__"
[21:51] <Raihosha> (( back ))
[21:51] <YingGirl> cause bob barker needs to showcase his game for the after life spud potatos
[21:51] <Suu> Something...quiz show
[21:51] <@RiderHeroProject> BJ Quiz Show?
[21:51] <YingGirl> blow job quiz show?
[21:51] <@RiderHeroProject> I'd watch it
[21:51] <LoneWOLF> Obvious "Blow Job Quiz Show" joke here
[21:51] <Suu> ...
[21:52] * LoneWOLF walks in a bit deeper.
[21:52] * Suu hangs her head
[21:52] <Raihosha> Not enough letters in Job.
[21:52] *** It appears, unironically, lifeless in the studio.
[21:52] <Suu> Black Jack?
[21:52] * LoneWOLF scans the area gun-first, watching dark corners
[21:52] *** Note - The dashes aren't spaces for letters. You can't actually tell what some of the letters are.
[21:52] <YingGirl> A ghostly quiz show, is more Silent Hill like than the actual comics
[21:53] <LoneWOLF> There doesn't seem to be anyone...
[21:53] <Suu> So are we supposed to...PLAY?
[21:53] <@RiderHeroProject> We cannot comprehend the true form of gigyas' spelling?
[21:53] *** There's no one here. Like an area in an RPG if you came too soon or didn't meet certain prerequisites.
[21:53] <Suu> Considering I had to solve a sudoku puzzle to get us outside of that locked room, I'm not surprised.
[21:54] <Suu> (( Highfive Mike ))
[21:54] <LoneWOLF> Oh we jumped the plot guys.
[21:54] <@RiderHeroProject> (( i do try~ ))
[21:54] <YingGirl> or jumped the ghost
[21:54] <Suu> So what's up on stage?
[21:54] <Suu> Are there spaces for the contestants, at least?
[21:54] * LoneWOLF walks up (still being cautious)
[21:54] *** Directions: South (Back), West, Dennis.
[21:55] <@RiderHeroProject> GO DENNIS
[21:55] <LoneWOLF> Dennis?
[21:55] *** It's a set stage, with placemarkers for contestants and the host.
[21:55] *** DENNIS IS DEAD, WHAAAAAAAAA
[21:55] <Raihosha> Dennis seems to be the consensus.
[21:55] <@RiderHeroProject> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
[21:55] <YingGirl> ....what?
[21:55] *** Dennis does seem to be holding a cue card, though.
[21:55] <Suu> (( Dennis is in a jimberjam. ))
[21:55] <LoneWOLF> ... want to face the chainsaw?
[21:56] * LoneWOLF looks at the cue card
[21:56] <@RiderHeroProject> I don't know why, but that shakes the very heart of my soul to tears D:
[21:56] *** Natsuki, roll 1d100
[21:56] <spiritflame> LoneWOLF rolls 1d100 [ 36 ]
[21:57] *** Natsuki does not have enough Job Points in the "Reading" Skill, and can barely make out the words "to", "game" and "spay".
[21:57] * LoneWOLF facepalms
[21:57] *** To be fair on her, the card is in Ghost.
[21:58] <YingGirl> heh
[21:58] <LoneWOLF> My ghost is rusty. Let's go face a chainsaw.
[21:58] <YingGirl> You mean that bad movie?
[21:58] *** Head West? <<GO>>
[21:58] <Suu> ...Okay.
[21:58] * LoneWOLF goes back outside
[21:58] * Suu follows Natsuki
[21:58] <Raihosha> Anyone have a mir...
[21:58] * Raihosha follows the others
[21:58] * YingGirl does follow everyone else
[21:59] *** Heading west from the Studio, you actually... don't see anyone with a chainsaw.
[21:59] <LoneWOLF> Bonus not-chainsaw.
[21:59] * Suu listens closely
[21:59] <@RiderHeroProject> not yet bonus
[21:59] <Suu> Does it smell like someone's been using one?
[21:59] <Suu> It kind of smells like bad auto exhaust.
[21:59] *** Instead, you find yourselves at an old temple. Ring the bell and pray?
[21:59] <YingGirl> ah.
[22:00] <Suu> Okay
[22:00] * LoneWOLF lowers her gun a little
[22:00] <@RiderHeroProject> someone got cash to offer, i think we'll need it
[22:00] <Suu> This place looks kind of familiar
[22:00] <Suu> Um.
[22:00] <YingGirl> i did some bell ringing in alice
[22:00] <LoneWOLF> I think we could use all the luck we can get.
[22:00] * Suu rummages in her pocket and pulls out a 50 yen piece
[22:00] <@RiderHeroProject> Once you've seen one shrine in astral japan, you've seen um all
[22:00] * Raihosha takes some Buddhist Ghost currency out of his pocket and makes an offering...
[22:00] <Suu> Think this would be enough?
[22:00] * LoneWOLF goes over and rings the bell
[22:01] * Suu puts her coin in the money box
[22:01] *** How much in total does everyone have?
[22:01] <@RiderHeroProject> remember the one we kinda blew up in ahikbara 'ski
[22:01] <YingGirl> or not
[22:01] <Suu> in Gold yen?
[22:01] <Inspector Pepper> Someone pull out a 500 ound bill from my pocket, please?
[22:01] *** RiderHeroProject has G¥0
[22:01] <LoneWOLF> That was totally an accident. At least we knew you were my key after that.
[22:01] <@RiderHeroProject> I'm broke
[22:01] * Inspector Pepper doesn't want to risk dropping the lantern.
[22:01] <Suu> (( how do we check our money total ))
[22:01] * LoneWOLF grabs the bill from Pepper's pocket, apologizing for the close hands
[22:02] <@RiderHeroProject> (( /gold ))
[22:02] *** Suu has G¥48150
[22:02] <Suu> I've got a ton
[22:02] *** Don't worry about Gold Yen, I'm assuming most of us don't have any.
[22:02] *** Raihosha has G¥0
[22:02] *** YingGirl has G¥10
[22:02] *** 'cept Suu 'cause she's a gold digger.
[22:02] <Raihosha> (( 2000 Ghost Yen was what I was thinking... ))
[22:02] * LoneWOLF unzips and reaches down her top, pulls out 1000 yen
[22:02] <YingGirl> how the f[BLEEP]kdid I have 10 yen?
[22:03] *** Everyone puts in what adds up to 54000 macca
[22:03] <@RiderHeroProject> remind me to "check your pockets" later 'ski
[22:03] *** Who rings the bell?
[22:03] * LoneWOLF does
[22:03] * YingGirl ponders if giving herse;f to abstergo might make her rich
[22:04] *** The Bell is rung.
[22:04] *** ... oh look, it's a fox kit. It's so cute :3
[22:04] <Suu> Awww!
[22:04] *** The fox kit pads up, sniffing at Natsuki
[22:04] <Suu> Wow, it's really tame!
[22:04] * YingGirl doesn't want to be reminded of her dog days
[22:04] <@RiderHeroProject> for some reason, I can't d'aww, it's just.....weird
[22:05] <LoneWOLF> ... huh.
[22:05] <Suu> ...Why is it being so friendly?
[22:05] *** It soon runs over to the offering box, and yips at all the monies.
[22:05] * LoneWOLF lets the little guy sniff
[22:05] <Suu> Is this shrine consecrated to any particular diety, I wonder?
[22:05] <Suu> Like Inari?
[22:05] <YingGirl> so we got foxes running temples?
[22:05] <Suu> Because I heard that Inari's messengers are foxes.
[22:06] *** The fox kit turns to the group, and says "Wow, gosh, thank you, guys!" in a cute kid voice.
[22:06] * LoneWOLF turns super red and lets out a little squee
[22:06] <YingGirl> that can talk
[22:06] * @RiderHeroProject poke 'ski's cheek
[22:06] <@RiderHeroProject> blush?
[22:07] <Raihosha> No problem youngster.
[22:07] <LoneWOLF> I-It's nothing.
[22:07] <Suu> You're welcome
[22:07] <Suu> Can you help us?
[22:07] *** "I didn't think people still donated here. What can I help you with?"
[22:07] * LoneWOLF smacks her cheeks to stop the blush
[22:07] <Raihosha> We're looking for a friend actually.
[22:08] <Inspector Pepper> A young girl. Her spirit is lost.
[22:08] <Suu> We need to bring her spirit back to her body.
[22:08] *** The fox kit closes its eyes, and murmers a bit.
[22:08] * YingGirl is confused of all of this
[22:09] *** "I think I know where it is, but I don't think you have much time." The fox kit jumps onto the temple gate, and pads at it three times.
[22:09] * Raihosha opens the gate for the fox.
[22:09] <@RiderHeroProject> Cutest Lock ever
[22:09] *** The gate suddenly becomes a portal, and you can see a room, orange and red, almost... hellish.
[22:10] <Suu> ....
[22:10] * @RiderHeroProject just glances at 'ski
[22:10] <Suu> What's down there?
[22:10] <Inspector Pepper> Wait, how can she be in hell?
[22:10] * LoneWOLF facepalms
[22:10] <YingGirl> ski?
[22:10] * Raihosha puts on a pair of sunglasses.
[22:11] <Raihosha> She's in there?
[22:11] *** The fox shakes his head. "What mortals consider 'hell' and 'heaven' are merely concepts based on what people want and what people fear."
[22:11] <@RiderHeroProject> atleast it's not a black bug room, or a white hot room
[22:11] <YingGirl> so anyone going there?
[22:11] <Suu> So this is what she believes is hell?
[22:11] * Raihosha leads the way!
[22:12] * Suu follows hesitantly
[22:12] *** The fox kit motions for them to enter. "Please hurry, and be careful." It drops down a few charms. "Use these on your way back. It will help you hide from malevolent spirits."
[22:12] <LoneWOLF> This motorbike outfit does not breathe. This is going to suck.
[22:12] * LoneWOLF carefully collects the charms
[22:12] * Raihosha grabs a charm as he goes past.
[22:12] <LoneWOLF> Thank you, l-little fox.
[22:12] <@RiderHeroProject> Atleast you aren't dressed in layers 'ski
[22:12] * LoneWOLF smiles omgit'ssocute
[22:13] * Inspector Pepper nods to the fox, and runs through the gate.
[22:13] * @RiderHeroProject nabs a charm, and give the little fox a two fingered salute
[22:13] <@RiderHeroProject> i saw that~
[22:13] * LoneWOLF hops in once everyone else is through
[22:13] <LoneWOLF> you saw nothing.
[22:13] * YingGirl takes a charm...
[22:14] *** Once there, you realize... it's not hot at all. Actually, it's quite cold.
[22:14] <@RiderHeroProject> So, anyone got marshmallows? Always wanted to roast some here
[22:14] <@RiderHeroProject> F[BLEEP]K there goes that dream
[22:14] * LoneWOLF zips her top up again
[22:14] <LoneWOLF> Sonofab[BLEEP]ch.
[22:14] * Suu puts a charm in the pocket of her school dress
[22:14] <Inspector Pepper> why does S.P.D require short skirts for the uniform!
[22:15] * YingGirl is used to the cold. Her sister lavishes in it
[22:15] <Raihosha> Hmm. Seems like Dante was right.
[22:15] <Suu> So you like cute stuff, Natsuki? Maybe you'd like to meet Rose's Pokemon.
[22:15] *** Natsuki, roll 1d10 for a hearing check
[22:15] <Suu> Dante? You mean Ying's husband?
[22:15] <spiritflame> LoneWOLF rolls 1d10 [ 7 ]
[22:15] <LoneWOLF> Dogs. Just dogs.
[22:15] <Raihosha> No, Dante Aleghiri, famous poet.
[22:15] * LoneWOLF puts on a non-flustered face about the sudden publicity of that
[22:16] <Raihosha> Wrote "The Inferno"
[22:16] *** There's a lot of odd machinery at work, but you can make out very heavy breathing just south of here.
[22:16] <LoneWOLF> Guys, breathing to the south.
[22:16] * LoneWOLF moves to the front of the group and goes
[22:16] * Inspector Pepper nods, following south
[22:16] <YingGirl> he was an Assassin too
[22:16] * Suu follows Natsuki
[22:17] <Suu> You probably might like Lio then
[22:17] * @RiderHeroProject follows on along~
[22:17] * Suu looks around at the machinery
[22:17] *** Everyone slowly follows, noticing odd, almost steam-punk gadgets everywhere.
[22:17] * YingGirl is just hanging with everyone
[22:17] * LoneWOLF grips her gun again
[22:18] * LoneWOLF scans the area, listens carefully
[22:18] *** Before you know it, Natsuki, you find what's making the breathing: Ogawa Saki, looking rather tired and world-weary in her pink dress and messy hair.
[22:18] <@RiderHeroProject> This places, is kinda worth a ton
[22:18] <LoneWOLF> Look who I found.
[22:19] * LoneWOLF kneels down beside her
[22:19] *** Saki sees you, but rather than look relieved, she motions for you all to remain quiet.
[22:19] <YingGirl> yays
[22:19] <Raihosha> Our missing girl I presume?
[22:19] <LoneWOLF> Are you okay?
[22:19] <@RiderHeroProject> Are you gonna hold her over your head, while i play some chimes?
[22:19] <@RiderHeroProject> i can totally do that too
[22:20] <Suu> Shhh!
[22:20] <Sakitty_Smile> There's something that took me here. He wanted to use me to get to a hollow world.
[22:20] <LoneWOLF> Where is it? Do you know?
[22:20] * YingGirl still keeps quiet
[22:20] <LoneWOLF> if he's not close we're booking it now.
[22:20] <Suu> Great, now we're dealing with a kidnapper...
[22:20] * Sakitty_Smile points up.
[22:21] * Raihosha looks up
[22:21] * LoneWOLF looks up