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[08:15] <flame_SNIPER> God, you're no better than Usagi-chan :P
[08:15] <C'est_la_V> HEY compared to her I'm mature and have many interests!!
[08:15] <Mizunomics01> Not as many as me!
[08:16] <C'est_la_V> No one cares, tapeworm :P
[08:16] <Mizunomics01> "bookworm"
welcome to #suburbansenshi3
[11:16] * @SpeedRcrX changes topic to `THE BATTLE OF DEMONICA ISLAND JULY 3RD 2012 - FOR ANDY GRIFFITH! AND THE WORLD! `
[11:23] *** Three UFOs zoom overhead Demonica Island as a giant mutated Godzilla-looking thing stomps around the island
[12:11] * There's also small packs of Velociraptors running around the big Godzilla-thing
[12:29] * Nidbogg appears suddenly above Demonica Island
[12:31] * Kujou Subaru appears in the base
[12:32] * Matsumi Kaze is sitting in a plush chair and watching monitors
[12:32] <Matsumi Kaze> I had some modfications done to the base
[12:34] <Matsumi Kaze> put up shields please
[12:35] <female officer> yes, commander *flips a few switches and the hum of the Nidbogg generators changes slightly* shields up
[12:35] <Kujou Subaru> Fascinating.
[12:36] <Matsumi Kaze> I apologize if I distressed you back there
[12:37] * Kujou Subaru shrugs
[12:37] * Kujou Subaru looks over at the consoles
[12:38] <Kujou Subaru> So it looks like there's a compound surrounded by an outer ringed wall, with guards and that monster guaridng it.
[12:38] <Kujou Subaru> Matsumi-san, can we scan that monster?
[12:39] <Matsumi Kaze> certainly
[12:39] <Matsumi Kaze> start a scan, officer
[12:39] <male officer> aye aye commander
[12:40] * male officer flips switches and turns on the scanning "scans coming on monitor now"
[12:40] * Matsumi Kaze turns to the large monitor
[12:40] ☼ Scouter indicates Godzilla-Looking Thing has HP level of 4000!
[12:41] * Godzilla-Looking Thing also has a dangerously high attack rating (/sell7)
[12:41] <Kujou Subaru> ...that looks very dangerous.
[12:41] * Kujou Subaru adjusts the scans to check out the Velociraptors
[12:41] <Matsumi Kaze> ...I agree
[12:42] ☼ Scouter indicates Velociraptors has HP level of 300!
[12:42] * Velociraptors have standard attack damage
[12:42] <Kujou Subaru> Hmm.
[12:43] <Kujou Subaru> Before we can even get to the outer wall we have to get past that Monster
[12:43] *** Alarms and klaxons start going off all over the base
[12:43] <Matsumi Kaze> hm...
[12:43] <Matsumi Kaze> seems something is going on
[12:44] *** Hugh powered cyberattacks from COLOSSUS have disabled all weapons systems on the Base!
[12:44] *** COLOSSUS used Hugh Laurie attack! It was SUPER EFFECTIVE
[12:45] <Matsumi Kaze> now this isn't quite good.....
[12:46] <Kujou Subaru> It looks like we will have to confront this monster somehow
[12:46] <Kujou Subaru> It may be wise to wait for the others
[12:46] <Kujou Subaru> We can at least gather more intelligence.
[12:46] <Matsumi Kaze> I agree
[12:47] * Kujou Subaru directs the scan at the wall
[12:47] <Kujou Subaru> There are three doors.
[12:48] <Kujou Subaru> Behind the doors, unknown.
[12:48] <Kujou Subaru> Behind that, Cybermen..
[12:48] <Kujou Subaru> And... something large.
[12:48] <Kujou Subaru> Then the compound building.
[12:48] <Matsumi Kaze> how did they get Cybermen?
[12:49] <Kujou Subaru> Very heavily reinforced.
[12:49] <Kujou Subaru> I have no idea.
[12:50] <Matsumi Kaze> hm....
[12:50] * Matsumi Kaze leans back in her plush chair, thinking
[12:53] <Matsumi Kaze> so...everyone..thoughts
[12:53] <Kujou Subaru> Subaru will work up a tactical map
[12:53] <female officer> given that all weapon systems have been knocked out....except for.....THAT one...........I agree with miss..err..mister..miss..Subaru
[12:55] <male officer> I think for now we should scan and wait for reinforcements
[12:56] <Matsumi Kaze> agreed...we wait for now
[12:59] <Kujou Subaru> Scan complete.
[13:00] <Matsumi Kaze> what do we know about Colossus?
[13:00] <Kujou Subaru> Only that it is a massive supercomputer.
[13:01] <Matsumi Kaze> ...wonder where it came from
[13:03] <Matsumi Kaze> hm..if it wasn't for the weapon systems...well except for the one...being down..I would say we should shoot down the UFOs....
[13:04] * The UFOs are out of range
[13:05] * They are also heavily reinforced, you can't get a read on them
[13:05] <Matsumi Kaze> on second thought I see the problem with that
[13:05] <Matsumi Kaze> ..while we're waiting....coffee?
[13:05] * @SpeedRcrX changes topic to `THE BATTLE OF DEMONICA ISLAND - JULY 3RD 2012 - FOR ANY GRIFFITH... AND THE WORLD! Island Map Scan`
[13:06] * @SpeedRcrX changes topic to `THE BATTLE OF DEMONICA ISLAND - JULY 3RD 2012 - FOR ANDY GRIFFITH... AND THE WORLD! Island Map Scan`
[13:06] <Kujou Subaru> Certainly.
[13:07] *** @Texas_Samurai [shiny@lonestar.com] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[13:07] *** @spiritflame sets mode +o @Texas_Samurai
[13:07] <@spiritflame> irasshai @Texas_Samurai
[13:07] * Matsumi Kaze presses a button on her plush chair "two coffees please"
[13:07] *** Mdm_Maestro [SeaGoddess@fios.hi-ho.ne.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[13:07] <@spiritflame> irasshai Mdm_Maestro
[13:07] <Mdm_Maestro> THAT IS WHOLLY INAPPOPRIATE, GEMINI-SAN!
[13:07] <@Texas_Samurai> - You want somethin' different, YOU sew it. -
[13:07] * Matsumi Kaze presses the button again "make that four"
[13:07] <Mdm_Maestro> FINE.
[13:08] <Matsumi Kaze> welcome to the nidbogg, ladies
[13:08] * @Texas_Samurai goes off in a corner'n channels her inner Betsy ross
[13:08] <Mdm_Maestro> Thank you, dear.
[13:10] * Matsumi Kaze watches as an officer walks in with a rolling tray continaing four cups and pours coffee into them
[13:11] <female officer> sugar?
[13:11] <Mdm_Maestro> Please.
[13:11] <Kujou Subaru> Subaru prefers hers black.
[13:11] <@Texas_Samurai> Two please!
[13:12] * female officer hands out the coffees in the way they were requested
[13:12] *** the bridge is large, with a large plush chair in the center and display consoles along it's side and front manned by various officers. Several windows offering views outside can also be seen.
[13:13] *** the walls are covered in styalized viking style carvings and the main monitors are backed by a carving of the World Tree itself
[13:14] * Matsumi Kaze sips her coffee
[13:14] *** Mister Dinsdale [Mr_J@dinsdaleinvestigations.com] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[13:14] <@spiritflame> irasshai Mister Dinsdale
[13:14] <Matsumi Kaze> so what was the fighting about, Michiru..Gems?
[13:14] <Mister Dinsdale> Wow... swank.
[13:14] <Matsumi Kaze> thank you
[13:14] <Mdm_Maestro> It's classified, for now, dear.
[13:15] * Mister Dinsdale auto-seeks the largest screen
[13:15] * Mister Dinsdale pops in the Harry Potter 5 DVD
[13:15] <Kujou Subaru> ...
[13:15] * Matsumi Kaze laughs a little
[13:17] <Matsumi Kaze> well since we're going to be here for a bit..we may as well relax a little
[13:17] <Kujou Subaru> That is not a recommended use for the screen
[13:17] <Kujou Subaru> Oh, all right
[13:17] * Kujou Subaru sits back and watches
[13:18] <Mister Dinsdale> Man I hate this lady.
[13:21] <Matsumi Kaze> Michiru, Subaru..I hope you are willing to continue donating to the theatre?
[13:22] <Kujou Subaru> Yes.
[13:23] <Matsumi Kaze> good
[13:23] <Kujou Subaru> but for the moment, our funding will have to be reduced.
[13:24] * Matsumi Kaze nods "what cuts should we make"
[13:26] <Mdm_Maestro> We shall see.
[13:26] <Mdm_Maestro> The existence of this Island has changed many plans, dear.
[13:27] <Matsumi Kaze> ...Michiru...I'm the same age as you
[13:28] <Matsumi Kaze> :P
[13:28] <Mdm_Maestro> Yes, dear.
[13:29] * Matsumi Kaze just chuckles "officers....continue monitoring..give me any reports on changes"
[13:31] <Matsumi Kaze> I'm going to use the ladies room if you excuse me
[13:31] * Matsumi Kaze stands and walks through the door
[13:31] <Mdm_Maestro> Yes dear.
[13:31] * Matsumi Kaze is away
[13:31] <female officer> >.>
[13:31] * Mdm_Maestro grins darkly at the officers
[13:32] <Mdm_Maestro> Such... lax discipline.
[13:32] <female officer> o_o.....
[13:32] <male officer> o_o
[13:32] * Sea Captain Michiru starts whipping the bridge into shape
[13:33] * male officer goes back to his work of monitoring
[13:33] * female officer is currently doing deep scanning work
[13:34] * female officer with coffee is....serving coffee to dinsdale
[13:35] * Mister Dinsdale sips like A BOSS
[13:37] <Matsumi Kaze> Michiru...why are you dressed that way
[13:37] * Matsumi Kaze is back
[13:38] * Mister Dinsdale is now known as /reset
[13:38] * Sea Captain Michiru is now known as Mdm_Maestro
[13:38] <Mdm_Maestro> I don't know what you mean, dear~
[13:38] <Matsumi Kaze> you do know I have cameras all over this bridge, right?
[13:39] * Matsumi Kaze sits back down in her chair
[13:39] * Mdm_Maestro smiles
[13:39] * Mdm_Maestro points to the cameras, water is leaking out of them
[13:39] <Mdm_Maestro> ^^
[13:40] <Matsumi Kaze> well..
[13:40] <Matsumi Kaze> if I don't make myself clear
[13:40] <Matsumi Kaze> while you are on this ship
[13:41] <Matsumi Kaze> you will not subvert my authority with my officers
[13:41] <Matsumi Kaze> is that understood?
[13:42] <Mdm_Maestro> Yes, dear.
[13:42] * Mdm_Maestro smiles
[13:42] * Matsumi Kaze gives an uneasy smile at that
[13:45] <Mdm_Maestro> I hope you're very good with delegating authority, dear.
[13:45] * Mdm_Maestro is away
[13:47] <Matsumi Kaze> ....
[13:47] <Matsumi Kaze> did I piss her off?
[13:48] * Kujou Subaru smiles enigmatically
[13:50] <Matsumi Kaze> ..sometimes I get so irritated with all of this
[13:50] <Kujou Subaru> So... Matsumi-san.
[13:50] <Matsumi Kaze> hm?
[13:50] <Kujou Subaru> What do you think our first move should be?
[13:50] <Matsumi Kaze> well we need to draw attenton away from whatever attack our ground people will be doing
[13:51] <Matsumi Kaze> I did have an idea on this
[13:51] * Tactical does not seem to indicate any weapons systems locking onto the base
[13:52] <Kujou Subaru> What was the idea?
[13:52] * Matsumi Kaze looks to one of the female officers, who nods back
[13:53] * Female Officer types in and brings up an image on her screen
[13:53] *** Bixia Yuanjin [hsan-tachi@celephais.dt] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[13:53] <@spiritflame> irasshai Bixia Yuanjin
[13:53] <Matsumi Kaze> we can reconfigure the harmonics given out by the engines of this ship to send out low sonic bursts down to the ground
[13:53] <Matsumi Kaze> it won't be enough to do any damage..but it will shake things up enough to get noticed
[13:53] <Bixia Yuanjin> Pfah!
[13:54] *** All the screens go to stativ
[13:54] <Matsumi Kaze> unless we get the weapon systems back up, we ourselves will be a sitting duck...however...the shields should probably last us at least....
[13:54] <Matsumi Kaze> ..a good....
[13:54] *** Screens read "COLOSSUS WELCOMES YOU
[13:54] <Bixia Yuanjin> What did I miss!
[13:55] *** "SURRENDER TO COLOSSUS? Y/N
[13:55] <Matsumi Kaze> oh..dear...
[13:55] * Matsumi Kaze gazes at the others in the room....with a look that seems to respond "do we do it..."
[13:56] <Matsumi Kaze> well officer...
[13:56] <Matsumi Kaze> ...give it our answer
[13:57] <Bixia Yuanjin> is the answer no
[13:57] <Kujou Subaru> Subaru does not think that Space Hulk can reach Earth instananeously.
[13:57] * male officer gulps...and finger trembling.........presses down on a single key
[13:59] <Kujou Subaru> ...
[14:00] *** the answere typed out "N"
[14:00] <Matsumi Kaze> we're going in, boys and girls
[14:00] <Bixia Yuanjin> Yay!
[14:00] <Bixia Yuanjin> Where's "in" :D
[14:01] <Mister Dinsdale> Yeah where's in <_<
[14:01] * Mister Dinsdale just wanted to watch Harry Potter <_<
[14:02] *** the lights on the bridge change
[14:03] <Cue> montage all over the ship set to this music
[14:04] * @Texas_Samurai looks up from her sewin'~
[14:04] * Bixia Yuanjin sits down, goes ooh :o and aah :O
[14:04] <Mister Dinsdale> Matsumi.... what're you doin~?
[14:04] * Mister Dinsdale adjusts his hat
[14:04] *** the bridge shutters..as the room starts to reconfigure itself.....chairs moving out, new monitors showing up..the floor itself is shifting around
[14:05] * Bixia Yuanjin loses her seat, has to recalibrate @_@
[14:05] <Matsumi Kaze> ladies and gentlemen
[14:05] * Kujou Subaru looks on, impressed, she saw the plans for this station as her engineers were building it, but to see it in action.
[14:05] <Matsumi Kaze> I think we just declared war
[14:05] *** Anti-aircraft falk (Peter Falk) starts to lash out from the island
[14:06] * JustonemorebulletJustonemorebulletJustonemorebulletJustonemorebulletJustonemorebulletJustonemorebullet
[14:06] * Matsumi Kaze grips the chair as the ship shutters
[14:06] <Matsumi Kaze> keep those SHIELDS UP
[14:06] *** Cannons start to open fire
[14:07] <female officer> diverting weapon energy to shields!
[14:07] <Kujou Subaru> Subaru believes you have sufficiently distracted the computer.
[14:07] <Kujou Subaru> Now what?
[14:07] <Matsumi Kaze> that's the problem....we need ground troops
[14:08] <Bixia Yuanjin> OH OH OH OH ground troops to do what?
[14:08] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[14:08] <@spiritflame> irasshai // J_Daito //
[14:08] <Kujou Subaru> Well for one thing, there's that huge greature.
[14:08] <Kujou Subaru> ^creature
[14:08] <Matsumi Kaze> .............
[14:09] <Kujou Subaru> If we don't eliminate it, there's no way we can approach the compound.
[14:09] * Matsumi Kaze bites her lip
[14:09] <Bixia Yuanjin> :o
[14:09] <Female Officer> ....commander....
[14:09] <Female Officer> .....we can use....it
[14:09] * Bixia Yuanjin bites her knuckle
[14:10] <Matsumi Kaze> Jedite..
[14:10] *** Gorgonzilla stomps around the island
[14:10] *** Gorgonzilla smells like stinky cheese
[14:10] <Matsumi Kaze> think you can take care of that thing?
[14:11] <// J_Daito //> Hmm.
[14:11] * // J_Daito // opens a teleport portal
[14:11] * // J_Daito // slips through
[14:11] * // J_Daito // emerges in front of the creature
[14:11] ☼ Scouter indicates // J_Daito // has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[14:11] * Bixia Yuanjin watches raptly
[14:12] ☼ Scouter indicates Gorgonzilla has HP level of 4000!
[14:12] ☼ Scouter indicates Gorgonzilla has HP level of 3000!
[14:12] [3000 HP / -35 MP] Gorgonzilla steps on Jedite (sell 7) OUT OF MANA - ATTACK FAILS! (-35 MP)
[14:13] ☼ Scouter indicates Gorgonzilla has MP level of 4000!
[14:13] [3000 HP / 3986 MP] Gorgonzilla steps on jedite (sell 7) (-14 MP)
[14:13] [995 HP / 1508 MP] // J_Daito // has BLOCKED the attack! (5 damage)
[14:13] * // J_Daito // PUSHES back at its feet with two hands, holding its leg up in the air
[14:14] [995 HP / 1008 MP] SPECIAL ATK: // J_Daito // sends a bolt of dark energy at its eye (-500 MP)
[14:14] [2778 HP / 4003 MP ] Gorgonzilla has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (222 damage)
[14:14] * Gorgonzilla ROARS
[14:14] <Kujou Subaru> Hmm.
[14:15] [2778 HP / 3983 MP] Gorgonzilla spins and LASHES at Jedite with its tail (sell 7) (-20 MP)
[14:15] * Bixia Yuanjin gets up, eyes the field
[14:15] [631 HP / 1009 MP] // J_Daito // has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (x 7 Hits) (364 damage)
[14:15] <Bixia Yuanjin> I'm gonna go help.
[14:16] * // J_Daito // goes flying back, SMAHES by the creatures tail
[14:16] <Matsumi Kaze> we need to buy enough time to hopefully bypass whatever this computer has done to the damn weapon systems
[14:16] * A pack of Velociraptors runs around the field, looking for fresh meat (300 hP)
[14:16] <Female Officer> commander...why don't you just....
[14:16] <Matsumi Kaze> I WILL NOT USE THE SPIRIT CANNON
[14:16] * Gorgonzilla eyes the velociraptors, drooling slightly
[14:17] <// J_Daito //> HEY. DOWN HERE.
[14:17] [631 HP / 1005 MP] // J_Daito // flies up and PUNCHES the Dinosaur in the eye (-4 MP)
[14:17] [2776 HP / 3991 MP] Gorgonzilla has BLOCKED the attack! (2 damage)
[14:17] * Bixia Yuanjin straightens her stance, cracks her neck, and the childishness of her demeanor falls away like a discarded shroud
[14:17] ☼ Scouter indicates Bixia Yuanjin has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[14:18] * Gorgonzilla just closes an eyelid, its thick skin taking the hit
[14:18] * Gorgonzilla turns to view the pack of velociraptors so hungrily...
[14:18] * Bixia Yuanjin makes her way out, image blurring with a subtle little "zwee"
[14:19] [2776 HP / 3972 MP] Gorgonzilla snaps at Jedite with its jaws, trying to eat him (/sell 7) (-19 MP)
[14:19] [631 HP / 1006 MP] // J_Daito // has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[14:19] * // J_Daito // manages to fly backwards out of range
[14:20] * Velociraptors circle the area (300HP)
[14:20] <Bixia Yuanjin> Dinosaurs @_@
[14:21] <Kujou Subaru> ..Is sttacking the creature head-on truly wise?
[14:21] [1000 HP / 1491 MP] Bixia Yuanjin zwees next to a roaming pack and unleashes a crackling BOOM of lightning from the palm of her hand! (-9 MP)
[14:21] <Matsumi Kaze> probably not
[14:21] <Velociraptors> /sethp 300
[14:22] ☼ Scouter indicates Velociraptors has MP level of 1000!
[14:22] ☼ Scouter indicates Velociraptors has HP level of 300!
[14:22] [300 HP / 1005 MP] Velociraptors has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[14:22] <Velociraptors> /em scatter and break formation
[14:22] <Bixia Yuanjin> Dirty dinosaurs! D:<
[14:23] [300 HP / 990 MP] Velociraptors regroup and swarm at Bixia (-15 MP)
[14:23] [962 HP / 1503 MP] Bixia Yuanjin has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (38 damage)
[14:23] <Bixia Yuanjin> ACKPTH
[14:23] [631 HP / 966 MP] // J_Daito // KICKS the dinosaur in the knee (-40 MP)
[14:23] <Matsumi Kaze> .......
[14:23] * Bixia Yuanjin is swarmed beneath the accumulated mass of talons and teeth
[14:23] <Matsumi Kaze> ok I'll use it
[14:23] [2771 HP / 3973 MP] Gorgonzilla has BLOCKED the attack! (5 damage)
[14:23] * Matsumi Kaze removes her coat
[14:24] [2771 HP / 3959 MP] Gorgonzilla STEPS on Jedite (/sell 7) (-14 MP)
[14:24] [962 HP / 1468 MP] Bixia Yuanjin endeavors to throw them off with a pulse of destructive reiatsu from her body (-35 MP)
[14:24] [351 HP / 977 MP] // J_Daito // has been HIT!! (x 7 Hits) (280 damage)
[14:24] * // J_Daito // gasps, spitting up blood
[14:24] [300 HP / 998 MP] Velociraptors has PARRIED the attack! (opponent please SELL) (0 damage)
[14:25] <Matsumi Kaze> the creature seems to be interested in the raptors
[14:25] [952 HP / 1484 MP] Bixia Yuanjin has been HIT!! (10 damage)
[14:25] * Velociraptors ... somenow redirect ki. shut up. they're KUNG FU RAPTORS
[14:25] * Matsumi Kaze pushes a button for communicaton "Bixia....can you lead the raptors towards the monster"
[14:25] * Bixia Yuanjin was definitely not prepared for kung fu dinosaurs @_@
[14:25] [300 HP / 962 MP] Velociraptors leap on Bixia for snacky time (-36 MP)
[14:25] [952 HP / 1492 MP] Bixia Yuanjin has PARRIED the attack! (opponent please SELL) (0 damage)
[14:26] [261 HP / 964 MP] Velociraptors has been HIT!! (39 damage)
[14:26] * Bixia Yuanjin studied well with her nakama, though :D
[14:26] * Velociraptors cry out, cut up and bleesing
[14:26] <Gorgonzilla> ....
[14:26] * Gorgonzilla sniffs blood in the air.
[14:26] * Gorgonzilla turns its head towards the raptors
[14:26] * Bixia Yuanjin issues the universal one-handed gesture of "come get some" and runs for her life towards the giant monster
[14:27] * Velociraptors give chase
[14:27] <Kujou Subaru> The monster is guarding the wall...
[14:27] <Kujou Subaru> do we really want to mnove towards it?
[14:27] * // J_Daito // forces himself up
[14:28] [351 HP / 477 MP] SPECIAL ATK: // J_Daito // fires a massive ki blast and the monster's nose (-500 MP)
[14:28] <Bixia Yuanjin> HAY GIANT CHEESE THING I HAVE SNACKIES FOR YOU
[14:28] [2610 HP / 3968 MP ] Gorgonzilla has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (161 damage)
[14:28] * Matsumi Kaze presses communication again "try and get the monsters away from the wall"
[14:28] * Gorgonzilla ROARS out with an earth shattering roar of pain
[14:28] <Matsumi Kaze> ♦ we need to get that wall opened up or we're never going to get in
[14:28] [2610 HP / 3945 MP] Gorgonzilla LASHES Jedite again with its tail (-23 MP)
[14:28] [141 HP / 488 MP] // J_Daito // has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (x 7 Hits) (opponent go TWICE) (210 damage)
[14:29] * // J_Daito // feels all the bones in his body breaking
[14:29] [2610 HP / 3932 MP] Gorgonzilla STEPS on him again (-13 MP)
[14:29] [-48 HP / 556 MP] // J_Daito // has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (x 7 Hits) (189 damage)
[14:29] // J_Daito // has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[14:29] * // J_Daito // lies there, crushed, broken, unconcious
[14:29] <Gorgonzilla> ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR
[14:30] <Bixia Yuanjin> D: D: D:
[14:30] <Matsumi Kaze> ♦ Bixia!!! gett that monster away from the wall NOW
[14:30] * Bixia Yuanjin picks up Jedite and uses his broken unconscious body as further raptor bait
[14:30] * Bixia Yuanjin flees towards the seaaaaaaaaaaa
[14:30] * Velociraptors turn in unison and follow her
[14:30] <Gorgonzilla> .....
[14:31] <Bixia Yuanjin> GIANT MONSTER DINOSAUR SNACKIES COME AND GET THEM
[14:31] <Matsumi Kaze> we need to bust open that wall somehow
[14:31] * Gorgonzilla remains where it is, the tasty scent niot tasty enough yet
[14:31] * Velociraptors are still following Bixia!
[14:31] <Bixia Yuanjin> oh fine make me do this the hard way @_@
[14:31] * Bixia Yuanjin tosses Jedite into a palm tree or something and stands her ground >:|
[14:32] * // J_Daito // lies int he palm tree, raning blood onto the sand
[14:32] *** I think bixia still has her urn
[14:32] *** ^Turn
[14:32] [952 HP / 1483 MP] Bixia Yuanjin travels at High Speeds as the pack descends upon her, fists flashing like knives (-9 MP)
[14:32] [236 HP / 971 MP] Velociraptors has been HIT!! (25 damage)
[14:33] * Velociraptors SKREEE and flail, tumbling and regrouping
[14:33] [236 HP / 471 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Velociraptors PILE ON HER FOR BIXIA SNACKS (-500 MP)
[14:33] [452 HP / 1519 MP ] Bixia Yuanjin has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (500 damage)
[14:34] <Velociraptors> omnomomnomomnomomnomomnom
[14:34] * Bixia Yuanjin does not have sufficient kung fu >_< and suffers bitings and talonings, increasingly a bloody mass
[14:34] <Bixia Yuanjin> but now I have you--
[14:34] * Velociraptors circle around, snapping their talons, west side story syle
[14:35] <Velociraptors> :r
[14:35] [452 HP / 1019 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Bixia Yuanjin unleashes Special Prayer Mudra WRATH OF SUSANO-O, calling lighting down from the sky-- "RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU!" (-500 MP)
[14:35] [-123 HP/ 502 MP] Velociraptors has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (359 damage)
[14:35] Velociraptors has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[14:35] * Matsumi Kaze taps her fingers, waiting for any announcment of the weapon systems coming back online
[14:35] * Velociraptors SCREAM IN UNHOLY PAIN, INSTANTLY BARBEQUED!
[14:36] * Bixia Yuanjin sinks to her knees, gasping for breath-- hoo that took a lot out of her @_@
[14:36] * Gorgonzilla sniffs barbecue
[14:36] * Gorgonzilla starts BARRELING for the raptors
[14:36] <Bixia Yuanjin> no can't rest yet
[14:36] * Bixia Yuanjin starts flinging raptor corpses such as to make a trail leading to the ocean
[14:36] *** Oh look. There's a Sulfuric acid lake RIGHT OVER THERE. WHAT CAN YOU DO
[14:37] * Gorgonzilla BELLOWS
[14:37] <Matsumi Kaze> ♦ lead it to the acid lake!
[14:37] <Bixia Yuanjin> ♦ WHY DO YOU MAKE ME WORK
[14:37] * Velociraptor Corpses are heavy things
[14:37] * Bixia Yuanjin reorganizes the trail such that it leads to the lake of acid
[14:38] * Gorgonzilla follows, eats, follows, eats...
[14:38] <Matsumi Kaze> ♦ because right now..you're the only one down there
[14:38] <Bixia Yuanjin> ♦ halps D:<
[14:38] *** LV [lacie@abyss.net] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[14:38] <@spiritflame> irasshai LV
[14:38] * Gorgonzilla pauses uncertainly at the edge fo the lake
[14:39] *** Bixia roll 1d20 for carcass throwing skill
[14:39] <spiritflame> Bixia Yuanjin rolls 1d20 [ 2 ]
[14:39] * LV sees the giant monster
[14:39] <LV> Oh my...
[14:39] * Gorgonzilla keeps coming towards you as you struggle to helft the carcass...
[14:39] <Bixia Yuanjin> hhnggg
[14:40] *** You have two more turns to get the carcass in the lake before gorgonzilla gets you in it~
[14:40] *** Roll it~
[14:40] <spiritflame> Bixia Yuanjin rolls 1d20 [ 18 ]
[14:40] *** SUCCESS, the Carcass flies into the sulfuric acid
[14:40] <Bixia Yuanjin> i haven't been beaten by dinosaurs YET--
[14:40] <Bixia Yuanjin> whaaaaaaah @_@
[14:40] *** Oh, roll 1d20 for dodging FREAKING SULFURIC ACID SPLASH
[14:40] * Bixia Yuanjin flops on her back, exhausted
[14:40] <spiritflame> Bixia Yuanjin rolls 1d20 [ 8 ]
[14:41] * Bixia Yuanjin clearly did not think the relaxing plan through
[14:41] [-355890 HP/ 3948 MP] Gorgonzilla has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (x 1500 Hits) (358500 damage)
[14:41] Gorgonzilla has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[14:41] * Gorgonzilla melts in the lake as bixia takes some splash damage. MEDIC!
[14:41] <Kujou Subaru> Matsumi-san!
[14:41] <Kujou Subaru> We need to retrieve them!
[14:41] * Matsumi Kaze presses a button "GET DOWN THERE NOW"
[14:42] * LV is already running for Bixia
[14:42] * Ravens leap down ninja style and grab bixia and Deadite
[14:42] * Ravens also grab Lacie
[14:42] <LV> O_O
[14:42] *** STAGE ONE - JURASSIC PORK: CLEAR
[14:42] * Ravens tug on the ropes attached to their backs....and pull them up
[14:43] * Ravens help Bixia and Lacie onto the bridge...while the other raven just sort of..dumps Deadite onto the floor
[14:43] <Matsumi Kaze> Lacie...heal them..state
[14:43] <Matsumi Kaze> *stat
[14:43] * // J_Daito // rolls on ther ground
[14:43] * LV nods and moves to Jedite since he's the worst off
[14:44] * Bixia Yuanjin lets herself be treated like a package-- profuse damage from lacerations, puncture wounds (teeth marks?), plus a healthy dose of suphuric acid
[14:44] <Matsumi Kaze> QUICKLY
[14:44] * Matsumi Kaze presses another button..letting in another medic just in case
[14:45] * LV applies salves and chants a quiet spell to heal Jedite
[14:45] *** @mango-chan [twasbryllyg@greeneyedmonsters.blackhole] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[14:45] *** @spiritflame sets mode +o @mango-chan
[14:45] <@spiritflame> irasshai @mango-chan
[14:45] * // J_Daito // heals up
[14:45] ☼ Scouter indicates // J_Daito // has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[14:45] * LV moves over to Bixia next
[14:46] <Bixia Yuanjin> owwwwwww :<
[14:46] * Matsumi Kaze slumps a bit in her chair
[14:46] * LV applies more salves and burn creams to Bixia
[14:46] <Bixia Yuanjin> stupid kung-fu raptors
[14:46] * @mango-chan hops on in.
[14:46] * @mango-chan looks around.
[14:46] <@mango-chan> Michiru Michiru Michiru or Subaru Subaru Subaru
[14:46] * Kujou Subaru scans the grounds
[14:46] <Kujou Subaru> I'm here.
[14:46] *** scroll back for descript of bridge
[14:47] <Bixia Yuanjin> limited ninja proficiency doesn't seem to mean anything when the kung-fu is dinosaurs
[14:47] <Bixia Yuanjin> but i showed them i did >:)
[14:47] <@mango-chan> Special delivery!
[14:47] * LV also transfuses a bit of her own energy into Bixia
[14:47] <LV> :)
[14:47] <LV> There we go. ^_^
[14:47] <Matsumi Kaze> I'm sorry to put you through that, bixia.....
[14:48] * Bixia Yuanjin does feel better now
[14:48] ☼ Scouter indicates Bixia Yuanjin has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[14:48] * @mango-chan hop scotches over to Subaru.
[14:48] <Bixia Yuanjin> Don't worry. I complain a lot when I get in a fight. >_>
[14:48] <LV> Anyone else?
[14:49] <// J_Daito //> Thank you.
[14:49] * LV nods
[14:49] * // J_Daito // stands and susts himself off
[14:49] <Matsumi Kaze> so the wall is clear...
[14:50] <@mango-chan> Special Delivery as requested by Miss Harriet I don't know the rest of her name Esquire.
[14:50] *** Locations: Subaru, Matsumi, Gemini, Mango, Jack D. on the shp
[14:51] *** Locations: Jed, Bix and LV on the Grizzound
[14:51] <Kujou Subaru> thank you.
[14:51] * Kujou Subaru points out to green voice a "locations" line on the board might be a problem
[14:52] * Bixia Yuanjin puts a hand to her ear because that's what you do when you're communicating, listens
[14:52] * ^ be a help
[14:53] * Bixia Yuanjin looks to the UFOs from her groundward position, giving a good squint
[14:53] <Bixia Yuanjin> Are we not dealing with those?
[14:53] <@mango-chan> So do you need more help on the ground huh huh?
[14:53] * The UFOs are just black discs int he sky
[14:53] <Kujou Subaru> It maybe wise.
[14:53] <Matsumi Kaze> yes
[14:54] <Kujou Subaru> It doesn't look like there's more opposition towards the walls surrounding the compound.
[14:54] <@mango-chan> Okay how do I get down there?
[14:54] <Kujou Subaru> [METHOD OF TRANSPORT HERE]
[14:55] * @mango-chan uses this method of transport!
[14:55] <Bixia Yuanjin> Oh hey! :D
[14:56] <@mango-chan> Hi hi!
[14:56] <Matsumi Kaze> oh I forgot [MODE OF TRANSPORT]
[14:56] *** There is a cutscene. Our intrepid gang makes their way cross the island Lawrence of Arabia style for like 30 seconds until they come cross 3 doors
[14:57] *** Doors are labeled UNO, 2, TRES BEIN
[14:57] <Kujou Subaru> ♦ Scans indicate there's some kind of complex locking system in use. Only one door can be opened-- it double locks the others
[14:58] <Bixia Yuanjin> Do we know anything about what's behind them? :o
[14:58] <Kujou Subaru> ♦ just large rooms of some kind
[14:59] <Bixia Yuanjin> hmmmmmm
[14:59] <Matsumi Kaze> officer.....put our engines to silent
[14:59] <@mango-chan> Is it a maze?
[14:59] <Kujou Subaru> ♦ I don't think so.
[14:59] * female officer nods and adjusts the engine vibrations so that they seem almost without sound
[15:00] *** UFOs buzz the base, as it still takes continuous fire
[15:00] <@mango-chan> So just some random doors...
[15:01] <Kujou Subaru> ♦ It looks that way. the rooms connect to the inner compund, but not each other
[15:01] <Bixia Yuanjin> I am for the one-ness of everything.
[15:02] <@mango-chan> I vote for door number two!
[15:02] <spiritflame> // J_Daito // rolls 1d3 [ 2 ]
[15:02] <// J_Daito //> Two as well.
[15:02] <// J_Daito //> ♦ Any opinion, Kaze?
[15:03] <female officer> commander shields A32 and B74 are fluxutating
[15:03] <Matsumi Kaze> ..hm......
[15:03] <Matsumi Kaze> ♦ go with two
[15:03] * Matsumi Kaze looks at a display of the shields at the same time...."cut engines down by 2% and transfer engery to those shields"
[15:04] *** I guess it's DOOR NUMERO DOS
[15:05] * Bixia Yuanjin examines door for opening techniques
[15:06] * There is a label on it which reads "Pull to open:
[15:08] <Bixia Yuanjin> Oh! :o
[15:08] * Bixia Yuanjin pulls the label
[15:08] *** The label comes off the door. Reallt cheap adhesive.
[15:08] *** You have defaced one (1) door.
[15:09] <// J_Daito //> /put EXP Bixia Yuanjin 2
[15:09] <@spiritflame> Bixia Yuanjin 2 does not exist in the database
[15:09] *** Bixia Yuanjin has gained 2 EXP!!
[15:09] *** Door is still shut, though
[15:10] * @mango-chan looks for an actual lever or handle
[15:10] * Bixia Yuanjin claims victory over labels
[15:11] * There is a handle under where the label used ot be BEFORE IT WAS STOLEN BY SOME LOLI VANDAL
[15:11] * @mango-chan grabs the handle!
[15:11] * @mango-chan PULLS
[15:11] *** The door opens, as the other two double-lock
[15:12] * Bixia Yuanjin applies the label to her forehead
[15:14] <@mango-chan> Okay so now what.
[15:14] * the room opens and OH SNAP IT'S A TRANSPORTER PAD THAT WILL BEAM YOU PAST THE NEXT GRUNT LEVEL
[15:14] *** Except...
[15:14] <@mango-chan> Hello? Anyone in this giant buildin--
[15:14] <@mango-chan> I WIN!
[15:15] *** There's a control panel on it.
[15:15] *** The panel is rigged to a scrabble type board.
[15:15] * @mango-chan hop scotches up to the control panel.
[15:15] <Bixia Yuanjin> ?
[15:15] * Bixia Yuanjin investigates!
[15:16] *** the board reads "CODE?" and the tiles are arranged to form the words "UNCLE DAWDLER" 12 letters on an 11 green-square and one red square line
[15:17] *** You may have Three (3) hints.
[15:18] <Bixia Yuanjin> hmmmmmm
[15:18] *** visualization: CODE? [U][N][C][L][E][ ][D][A][W][D][L][E][R]
[15:19] <@mango-chan> Maybe it needs to be scrambled?
[15:19] *** Yes yes I can't add. 13 Tiles. the spaces they are on are12 Green and one red
[15:20] <Bixia Yuanjin> Yeah I think so...
[15:20] * @mango-chan tries picking up a tile?
[15:20] <Bixia Yuanjin> We prolly needs hints.
[15:21] * Yeah, you can pick it up.
[15:21] <@mango-chan> Okay. Hint number one please!
[15:22] *** Hint 1: You need to rearrange the letters into two words.
[15:22] <@mango-chan> ...
[15:22] <@mango-chan> Thank you captain obvious.
[15:22] * there are various teenybopper style magazines and books lying around. Whoever set this up was big into vapid entertainment
[15:23] *** Hint 1a: The words will make you throw up in your mouth
[15:23] <@mango-chan> Edward Cullen!
[15:24] *** JESUS CHRIST
[15:24] *** Transporter is now activated.
[15:24] <Bixia Yuanjin> :O
[15:24] <Bixia Yuanjin> Mango you are so smart.
[15:25] * Use Transporter?
[15:25] <@mango-chan> I know!
[15:25] <@mango-chan> Come on, let's go!
[15:26] <Bixia Yuanjin> Let's go~
[15:26] * @mango-chan hops on the transporter.
[15:26] * Bixia Yuanjin follows
[15:28] * YOU turn into sparkles of glitttery light!
[15:28] <@mango-chan> Oh no! We're vampires now, Bixia!
[15:28] <Bixia Yuanjin> noooooooes
[15:29] <@mango-chan> D:
[15:29] * You materialize in the compound
[15:29] *** WELCOME TO STAGE 2.5
[15:30] <Bixia Yuanjin> @_@
[15:30] * In the distance, there is a huge black box oa building
[15:30] *** You can hear the marching of the Cybermen you managed to avoid.
[15:31] *** There doesn't seem to be anything else in the courtyard.
[15:31] * Bixia Yuanjin engages Solid Snake mode and conceals herself beneath a cardboard box
[15:31] <@mango-chan> :o
[15:31] <@mango-chan> That's a good idea!
[15:32] * Bixia Yuanjin bumbles her way further inside toward the building proper
[15:33] *** the building looms into view.
[15:33] * @mango-chan follows and spot checks.
[15:34] <Bixia Yuanjin> ♦ Mango solved the teleporter puzzle behind Door Two and we're inside.
[15:34] <Matsumi Kaze> ♦ understood
[15:35] * is it a big, black mammoth cube of armor. No doors or windows.
[15:35] <Bixia Yuanjin> ♦ The building is...kind of monolithic, really. I'm going to get close as I can and see if I can't find a way further in.
[15:35] <Bixia Yuanjin> ♦ Not seeing any obvious entrance points or anything, but...
[15:35] * Bixia Yuanjin bumbles along the perimeter, peeking through the handle holes
[15:36] * @mango-chan tries scratching an alchemy circle on the cube.
[15:37] <@mango-chan> not sure what kind of metal this is.
[15:37] *** sorry the metal is too tough
[15:37] *** It's hard and smooth and molecularly so sexy
[15:37] <@mango-chan> :(
[15:38] * @mango-chan grabs Excalibolg
[15:38] <Bixia Yuanjin> did you bring chalk maybe?
[15:38] ☼ Scouter indicates Wall has HP level of 10000!
[15:38] <@mango-chan> I did.
[15:38] ☼ Scouter indicates mango-chan has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[15:38] *** there is a low rumble from somewhere, and a THOOM
[15:39] <@mango-chan> Oh that might be too tough to beat up--
[15:39] * THOOM... THOOM...
[15:39] *** Giant-Ass Sentinel Robot has joined #suburbansenshi3
[15:39] <@spiritflame> irasshai Giant-Ass Sentinel Robot
[15:39] <Matsumi Kaze> ♦ what is that???
[15:39] <// J_Daito //> ♦ Somethingbig.
[15:39] <Bixia Yuanjin> ♦ robot D:
[15:40] * Bixia Yuanjin is concealed beneath Cardboard Box o_o
[15:40] <Kujou Subaru> ♦ It's coming into scanner range
[15:40] <Bixia Yuanjin> ♦ big robot
[15:40] <Bixia Yuanjin> ♦ very big robot
[15:40] <Bixia Yuanjin> ♦ bigger than my robot :<
[15:40] ☼ Scouter indicates Giant-Ass Sentinel Robot has HP level of 9001!
[15:41] <@mango-chan> ...
[15:41] <Kujou Subaru> ♦ Scanner readings indicates its power level is over...
[15:41] * Kujou Subaru throws down the mic
[15:41] * Kujou Subaru can be heard arguing that she's not going to do this
[15:41] * Kujou Subaru doesn't want to say it.
[15:41] * Kujou Subaru REFUSES
[15:41] * Matsumi Kaze is argueing to just get it over with
[15:42] * Kujou Subaru gets into a scuffle
[15:42] <Kujou Subaru> ♦ FINE. FINE.
[15:42] <Kujou Subaru> ♦ It's over nine thousand
[15:42] <Bixia Yuanjin> !!
[15:42] <Bixia Yuanjin> ♦ what?! nine thousand?! D:
[15:42] * @mango-chan grabs Coconut.
[15:42] <Kujou Subaru> ♦ However...
[15:43] * @mango-chan unzips him and pulls out chalk!
[15:43] <Kujou Subaru> ♦ There are three possible ways to debilitate it
[15:43] <Bixia Yuanjin> ♦ listenings
[15:43] <Kujou Subaru> ♦ It has a very power blaster arm at 300 HP which deals 3x damage. That could be blasted off.
[15:44] <Kujou Subaru> ♦ its knees only have 200 HP each, and they could be knocked out
[15:44] <Kujou Subaru> ♦ And its head has 500 HP. You could knock out its control center
[15:45] <Bixia Yuanjin> tricky tricky
[15:45] <@mango-chan> There's three of us right?
[15:45] <Kujou Subaru> ♦ Yes, but is it wise to spread out your forces?
[15:45] <Bixia Yuanjin> We should pick one and hit it as hard as we can.
[15:46] <@mango-chan> I vote arm first and then head.
[15:46] <Bixia Yuanjin> If we go for the head first and get it, though, we won't have to worry about the arm...
[15:46] <@mango-chan> Hmmm
[15:47] <// J_Daito //> But if it shoots you with the arm you'll take heavy damage...
[15:47] <@mango-chan> But if we don't get the head in one go we might wind up--yeah.
[15:47] <@mango-chan> Better to take out the big threat in my opinion!
[15:47] *** PROTIP Think long term here
[15:47] <Bixia Yuanjin> And we left Lacie back there...
[15:48] <Bixia Yuanjin> ...which means our access to healing is going to be super-limited.
[15:48] *** as in Past this battle
[15:48] <Bixia Yuanjin> Arm first.
[15:48] <@mango-chan> Alright.
[15:48] <// J_Daito //> Then I suppose it's settled
[15:49] *** SecOpsGIrl [Security@aescapulus.aegis.int] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[15:49] <@spiritflame> irasshai SecOpsGIrl
[15:49] <SecOpsGIrl> ♦ wait guys!
[15:49] <// J_Daito //> Huh?
[15:50] <SecOpsGIrl> ♦ Might you, if you don't destroy it, be able to use the arm to blast through the wall?
[15:51] <@mango-chan> ...
[15:51] <@mango-chan> Oh my god.
[15:51] <// J_Daito //> Oooh.
[15:51] <@mango-chan> Okay But can we control the arm
[15:51] <@mango-chan> Without the head?
[15:52] <// J_Daito //> I'm sure one of us can form the head.
[15:52] <Bixia Yuanjin> If the machine spirit is willing...
[15:52] <@mango-chan> So head first?
[15:52] * Bixia Yuanjin nods resolutely
[15:53] * @mango-chan swings Excalibolg in a circle.
[15:53] * SecOpsGIrl is watching from above, since she's short handed. (badum tish)
[15:53] ☼ Scouter indicates Giant-Ass Sentinel Robot HEAD has HP level of 500!
[15:53] ☼ Scouter indicates Giant-Ass Sentinel Robot HEAD has MP level of 100000!
[15:54] <@mango-chan> Is there an order?
[15:54] * Giant-Ass Sentinel Robot HEAD begins to charge its weapon.... particles hoovering into the barrel....
[15:54] *** Freeform this b[BLEEP]ch
[15:55] * Bixia Yuanjin doffs her Box Disguise
[15:55] * Bixia Yuanjin focuses back, b[BLEEP]ch, she has a better spoolup time on her special attacks
[15:55] <Bixia Yuanjin> Something I learned from Piccolo-sensei:
[15:56] [1000 HP / 1000 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Bixia Yuanjin unleashes SPECIAL BEAM CANNON, the force knocking her back on her ass (-500 MP)
[15:56] [266 HP / 100001 MP ] Giant-Ass Sentinel Robot HEAD has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (234 damage)
[15:56] * Giant-Ass Sentinel Robot HEAD staggers back, gibbering in robot speak, half of its head blown clean off
[15:56] <@mango-chan> Holy crap!
[15:57] <// J_Daito //> Impressive.
[15:57] * // J_Daito // lets Mango have her turn
[15:57] <@mango-chan> Jedite!
[15:57] <@mango-chan> I need a lift!
[15:57] <@mango-chan> Can you throw me?
[15:57] <spiritflame> // J_Daito // rolls 1d20 for throwing Mango [ 4 ]
[15:58] * // J_Daito // feels a bone crack in his shoulder again
[15:58] * // J_Daito // kind of lopsidely hurls her
[15:58] * @mango-chan frowns
[15:58] <// J_Daito //> GRAAAGGHH
[15:58] * @mango-chan backflips.
[15:59] * Giant-Ass Sentinel Robot HEAD senses its chance
[15:59] * @mango-chan winds up passing her turn :(
[15:59] [266 HP / 99501 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Giant-Ass Sentinel Robot HEAD FIRES *ITS* SPECIAL BIGASS CANNON on all of you /sell x3 (-500 MP)
[15:59] [997 HP / 1508 MP] mango-chan has BLOCKED the attack! (3 damage)
[16:00] [424 HP / 1502 MP ] // J_Daito // has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (x 3 Hits) (576 damage)
[16:00] [538 HP / 1525 MP ] mango-chan has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (x 3 Hits) (459 damage)
[16:00] [-398 HP/ 1035 MP] Bixia Yuanjin has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (x 3 Hits) (1398 damage)
[16:00] Bixia Yuanjin has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[16:00] * // J_Daito // goes spinning into the dirt eating sand
[16:00] <@mango-chan> NO
[16:00] <@mango-chan> BIXIA
[16:00] * // J_Daito // crawls over to bixia... giving her energy to keep her alive
[16:00] * Bixia Yuanjin is knocked, battered, burned, bruised, kind of smeared against the wall for a while
[16:01] * Giant-Ass Sentinel Robot HEAD laughs like one of the greedy pigs from angry birds
[16:01] * @mango-chan meanwhile goes tumbling backwards.
[16:02] * @mango-chan rolls back up after a second and does NOT LOOK HAPPY
[16:02] * Bixia Yuanjin is stabilized, but only just
[16:02] <Giant-Ass Sentinel Robot HEAD> snortsnortsnortsnort
[16:02] * @mango-chan grabs excalibolg
[16:03] <@mango-chan> You.
[16:03] <@mango-chan> You jerk! YOU HURT MY FRIEND!
[16:03] * @mango-chan charges at the robot head and jumps up!
[16:04] [538 HP / 1025 MP] SPECIAL ATK: mango-chan PUNCHES THE ROBOT HEAD WITH HER AUTOMAIL ARM over and over and OVER AGAIN. (-500 MP)
[16:04] [-12 HP/ 99515 MP] Giant-Ass Sentinel Robot HEAD has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (278 damage)
[16:04] Giant-Ass Sentinel Robot HEAD has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[16:04] * Giant-Ass Sentinel Robot HEAD 's head gets knocked CLEAN OFF
[16:04] * @mango-chan is still punching
[16:05] * Giant-Ass Sentinel Robot HEAD starts falling towards the group, prometheus-style
[16:05] *** Do you a) run away from it in a straight line, or b) DO SOMETHING SANE
[16:05] * Bixia Yuanjin barely registers the motion through the haze of "all of the things in my body do not want to work anymore"
[16:05] * @mango-chan is still punching into the gaping hole that is this robot!
[16:06] * // J_Daito // grabs Bixia
[16:06] * // J_Daito // runs off in a tangent from the robot
[16:06] * Giant-Ass Sentinel Robot SLAMS down onto the ground!
[16:07] *** mango roll 1d10
[16:07] <spiritflame> @mango-chan rolls 1d10 [ 1 ]
[16:07] *** Sell
[16:07] <@mango-chan> special?
[16:07] *** no
[16:07] [504 HP / 1064 MP] mango-chan has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (34 damage)
[16:08] * @mango-chan feels her ribs crack. Ow.
[16:08] *** The robot lies on the ground, a smoking hulk, the battered head off in the distance
[16:08] *** Command?
[16:10] <Matsumi Kaze> (( oh is that me? ))
[16:10] *** Anybody XD
[16:10] <Kujou Subaru> We may want to get our party healed again.
[16:10] <Matsumi Kaze> ♦ agreed
[16:10] <SecOpsGIrl> ♦ YOu still alive down there?
[16:10] <@mango-chan> Can someone move me?
[16:11] <Kujou Subaru> but Lacie is out of comms range.
[16:11] * Matsumi Kaze sends medics in to heal the group
[16:11] * // J_Daito // goes back for Mango
[16:11] <Matsumi Kaze> (( whoops ))
[16:11] *** I think i want to take a short break
[16:11] <Matsumi Kaze> (( is that move ok? ))
[16:11] *** This moved a little faster thanks to EDWARD CULLEN there XD
[16:11] *** and I want to leave something for the night shift
[16:12] *** Shall we reconvene after 6?
[16:13] <Matsumi Kaze> (( lets ))
[16:13] <Bixia Yuanjin> (( Prolly not going to be here but THAT'S WHAT ADVENTURE DOES SOMETIMES @_@ ))
[16:13] <Matsumi Kaze> put on the movie again dinsdale
[16:14] *** aww :D Well rest assuredin the glorious hope you have been part of something BIG
[16:14] <Bixia Yuanjin> (( So it goes~ ))
[16:14] *** the scope of which will be made clear later XD
[16:15] <Matsumi Kaze> lets get some coffee in here again
[16:16] * the battleship is still getting pounded harder than debbie did in dallas
[16:16] *** STAGE TWO: ROBOT JONES: CLEAR
[16:17] *** Game Autosaved and paused.
[16:18] *** Enjoy this longass commercial from Slap Chop
[17:26] * Game unpause
[17:26] * @Texas_Samurai finishes hertask n' shows Miss Michiru
[17:26] <Mdm_Maestro> Hmm, good work.
[17:27] <Mdm_Maestro> Now, if only we get to use it.
[17:27] <@Texas_Samurai> So whut has t' happen now?
[17:28] <Kujou Subaru> They managed to unblock the path to the Colossus compound.
[17:28] <Mdm_Maestro> While that's going on, we should ttempt to get Gemini's handiwork into place.
[17:28] <@Texas_Samurai> Is this really gonna work?
[17:29] * Mdm_Maestro rolls it up and places it in the delivery device.
[17:30] <Mdm_Maestro> Annoyingly, there's still a squad of Cybermen in the way.
[17:30] * Mdm_Maestro radios the ground forces
[17:31] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ Hello dears, anyone down there?
[17:34] * Mdm_Maestro gets no reply.
[17:34] <Kujou Subaru> They may still be recuperating.
[17:38] <Mdm_Maestro> Feh. This is our only shot.
[17:40] <> ♦ Sorry. I would have responded sooner but I was with your mom.
[17:40] <@Ryan> ♦ ^
[17:40] <Mdm_Maestro> /dfash Well that beats Dvid Hasselhoff being with her.
[17:40] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ Well that beats David Hasselhoff being with her.
[17:41] <@Ryan> ♦ WOrd
[17:41] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ Where are you, Ryan, dear?
[17:41] <@mango-chan> Oh hey!
[17:41] <@mango-chan> Are we still in the robot room?
[17:42] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ Mango-chan, we may have a job for you~?
[17:42] <@Ryan> Mango knows where I am because I'm with her. Totally.
[17:42] *** You are in the sand outside the main wall of the Coloussus building
[17:42] *** there is the headless sentinel bot there
[17:43] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ We are sending you down a tube
[17:43] <@Ryan> I see you guys took down a Sentinel.
[17:43] <@mango-chan> Yeah.
[17:43] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ can you kill the cybermen and place the tube in the ground for us?
[17:43] <@mango-chan> Bixia shot at the head and then it beat her up.
[17:43] <@mango-chan> And then I got really really mad
[17:43] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ then you can return to breaching the colossus compound
[17:43] <@mango-chan> And beat up the robot.
[17:44] <@mango-chan> :o
[17:44] <@mango-chan> Yes!
[17:44] *** A tube is shot out from the huge skybase and lands on the ground in front of mango
[17:44] <@Texas_Samurai> Wait.
[17:44] <@Texas_Samurai> If'n y'could shoot it anywhere...
[17:44] <@Texas_Samurai> Why didn't y' jus' shoot it where y'wanted it?
[17:44] <Mdm_Maestro> ....
[17:44] <Mdm_Maestro> Be quiet, dear.
[17:45] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ Now Mango, just head for that squad of deadly cybermen
[17:45] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ And don't let them convert you!
[17:45] <@spiritflame> mango-chan: You have 1064 MP / 504 HP
[17:45] * @mango-chan swings Excalibolg!
[17:45] ☼ Scouter indicates Ryan has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[17:45] ☼ Scouter indicates mango-chan has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[17:45] * The Cybermen are off to the west
[17:46] * @mango-chan goes west!
[17:46] * @Ryan notes that he's the best at what he does, which is why he's so fresh and clean and ready and sneaky and killy and I better stop there
[17:47] * Cyber-Squad marches into view
[17:47] ☼ Scouter indicates Cyber-Squad has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[17:47] <Cyber-Squad> - DEEE-LEEEETE -
[17:47] <Cyber-Squad> - DEEE-LEEEETE -
[17:47] * @Ryan sticks up his right middle claw at the Squad
[17:48] <Cyber-Squad> - YOU BELONG TO US COLOSSUS -
[17:48] <@mango-chan> Hey Ryan!
[17:48] <@mango-chan> Is this prom with the Cybermen?
[17:48] * @Ryan is now picturing Ryan/Colossus fanfic but not that Colossus but the mutant one
[17:48] <@Ryan> It is!
[17:48] <@Ryan> And it's time for us to do the dance of death with them
[17:49] <@mango-chan> Good!
[17:49] [1000 HP / 1490 MP] Cyber-Squad fires their cyberguns (-10 MP)
[17:49] [952 HP / 1502 MP] mango-chan has been HIT!! (48 damage)
[17:49] [976 HP / 1505 MP] Ryan has been HIT!! (24 damage)
[17:49] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: On Nidbogg: Gemini, Subaru, Matsumi, Michiru, SpecOPsgirl; On the ground: Ryan, Lacie, Jedite, Bixia, Mango
[17:49] * @Ryan has been shot in the left arm and ain't happy about it
[17:50] * @mango-chan TAKES IT in the leg and stumbles
[17:50] <@Ryan> Ladies first.
[17:52] <@mango-chan> Alrighty!
[17:53] * @mango-chan is listening to: Queen - Don't stop me Now.mp3 [unknown kbps]
[17:54] * // J_Daito // guards the base
[17:54] [952 HP / 1495 MP] mango-chan runs up to the cybermen and starts swinging at them! (-7 MP)
[17:54] [968 HP / 1504 MP] Cyber-Squad has been HIT!! (32 damage)
[17:55] * Cyber-Squad get smashed in the side and some lose arms, or heads.
[17:55] * Oh s[BLEEP]t. Energy Steroids are on the ground!
[17:55] *** If you take them, they can either increase your power... or hurt you!
[17:55] <@Ryan> Nice
[17:56] *** Take? Y/N?
[17:56] * @Ryan claps his hands
[17:56] * @mango-chan takes!
[17:56] * @Ryan takes, too
[17:56] *** Roll 1d20
[17:56] <spiritflame> @Ryan rolls 1d20 [ 12 ]
[17:57] <spiritflame> @mango-chan rolls 1d20 [ 15 ]
[17:57] * Matsumi Kaze sits in the Nidbogg, watching all this
[17:57] *** you both will be "enhanced. Like the viagra."
[17:57] *** Roll 1d5
[17:57] <spiritflame> @Ryan rolls 1d5 [ 3 ]
[17:57] <Matsumi Kaze> sorry I was in the ladies room
[17:57] <spiritflame> @mango-chan rolls 1d5 [ 1 ]
[17:58] *** Lol mango roll again
[17:58] * Matsumi Kaze sits down in the BIG PLUSH CHAIR
[17:58] *** Solarchos [Fallen0081@EnclaveFedCom.Net] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[17:58] <@spiritflame> irasshai Solarchos
[17:58] ☼ Scouter indicates Solarchos has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[17:58] *** HEY SOL WANT TO TRY YOUR HAND AT ENERGY ROIDS
[17:59] *** IT CAN STRENGTHERN...O R HURT
[17:59] <Matsumi Kaze> so what is our status?
[17:59] * LV is back
[17:59] <female officer> the team is in battle with cybermen, commander
[17:59] <@Ryan> You have now the best bro you can have at your sides.
[17:59] * Solarchos arrives through the portal and looks around. And like Ronald Reagan, JUST SAYS NO to energy 'roids!
[17:59] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: On Nidbogg: Gemini, Subaru, Matsumi, Michiru, SpecOPsgirl; On the ground: Ryan, Solar , Lacie, Jedite, Bixia, Mango
[17:59] <@Ryan> They lost this battle before they even woke up.
[17:59] <male officer> I feel very uncomfertible being around Miss Kaioh, Commander
[17:59] *** Mango roll 1d5 again
[18:00] <Matsumi Kaze> suck it up, soldier
[18:00] <spiritflame> @mango-chan rolls 1d5 [ 4 ]
[18:00] <LV> (( thanks! ))
[18:00] *** Ryan you may fight
[18:00] <@Ryan> F[BLEEP]k ya.
[18:00] * Cyber-Squad continue marching on
[18:00] <Cyber-Squad> - DELETE -
[18:00] [976 HP / 1005 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Ryan pops out his claws and LEAPS at the Cyber-Squad, SLICING AT THEM (-500 MP)
[18:01] [446 HP / 1509 MP ] Cyber-Squad has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (x 3 Hits) (522 damage)
[18:01] * Cyber-Squad gets their s[BLEEP]t F[BLEEP]KED UP BY ROID RYAN
[18:01] * Solarchos attempts to determine just where the heck he is and what's happening.
[18:01] *** You are in thedesert
[18:02] *** In the distance is a huge compound
[18:02] *** You are fighting Cybermen so Mango can stick her rod in the ground
[18:02] <@mango-chan> Go Ryan Go!
[18:02] * Cyber-Squad fires their guns at everyone again
[18:02] [446 HP / 1476 MP] Cyber-Squad ^ (-33 MP)
[18:02] * Solarchos activates his chameleoline cloak, moves in closer, and attempts to start sniping at the Cybermen.
[18:03] *** Use the fight system sol
[18:03] [1000 HP / 1499 MP] Solarchos takes aim at a Cyberman's head and shoots. (-1 MP)
[18:03] [442 HP / 1477 MP] Cyber-Squad has BLOCKED the attack! (4 damage)
[18:03] [929 HP / 1012 MP] Ryan has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (47 damage)
[18:04] * Cyber-Squad throws Ryan in frontof the attack
[18:04] <Solarchos> (( Do I need to defend this round as well? ))
[18:04] *** yes
[18:04] <@mango-chan> (( gdi ))
[18:04] [932 HP / 1505 MP] mango-chan has been HIT!! (20 damage)
[18:04] <@Ryan> (( they attacked EVERYONE ))
[18:04] *** and mangy
[18:04] [948 HP / 1513 MP] Solarchos has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (52 damage)
[18:04] <@Ryan> (( So ya, if you're here you need to sell ))
[18:05] * @Ryan was BLASTED by the attack
[18:05] [442 HP / 977 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Cyber-Squad concentrates fire on ryan (-500 MP)
[18:05] * Solarchos gets grazed in the head by a sttay Cybergun round. @__@
[18:05] [659 HP / 1017 MP ] Ryan has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (270 damage)
[18:06] [442 HP / 968 MP] Cyber-Squad attempts to capute him for cyber-converstion (-9 MP)
[18:06] * @Ryan CONTINUES TO BE BLASTED BY THE CYBER-SQUAD, WOUNDS ALL ON HIS BODY AND BLEEDING LIKE A MOTHERF[BLEEP]K BUT HIS HEALING FACTOR IS TRYING TO COMPENSATE
[18:06] <@mango-chan> D:
[18:06] *** brb
[18:06] [638 HP / 1024 MP] Ryan has been HIT!! (21 damage)
[18:07] <Matsumi Kaze> ♦ what's going on down there?
[18:07] * @Ryan is now having to deal with a bunch of f[BLEEP]king robots trying to rape him
[18:07] <Solarchos> /TELE Cybermen are tryng to f[BLEEP]k Ryan over.
[18:07] <Solarchos> ^ Flash
[18:08] * @Ryan GIVES SOLAR HIS RIGHT MIDDLE CLAW, YOU BA[BLEEP]RD
[18:08] <Solarchos> HEY! I wasn't TRYING to aim for you! ><;;
[18:09] <Matsumi Kaze> ♦ Ryan......Cyber-Rape those b[BLEEP]ches
[18:10] <@Ryan> WELL YOUR AIM SUCKS, MAN
[18:10] <@Ryan> AND YES MATS, REST ASSURE I'M GONNA
[18:11] * @mango-chan alchemizes her hand to turn into having a little blaster gun.
[18:14] * LV is busy preparing medicines and salves
[18:15] *** back
[18:15] * Solarchos is waiting for an opportunity to attack.
[18:15] * Cyber-Squad continue marching ahead
[18:15] <Cyber-Squad> - Capture the humans for conversion -
[18:16] <Solarchos> No.
[18:16] <Cyber-Squad> - Yes -
[18:16] <Solarchos> I think we'll be deleting you instead. Your Colossus is obsolete.
[18:16] <Matsumi Kaze> ♦ just shoot the thing
[18:16] [948 HP / 1013 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Solarchos rapid-fires like crazy into the Cybermen, emptying the current clip loaded into his Gauss Rifle. (-500 MP)
[18:16] [191 HP / 975 MP ] Cyber-Squad has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (251 damage)
[18:17] * several cybermen fall down, twitching, sparking and exploding
[18:17] <@mango-chan> You're implying we're human!
[18:17] <@Ryan> Oh look, he managed NOT to shoot me this time.
[18:17] <Solarchos> That softened them up.
[18:17] * Cyber-Squad fan out, trying to make it harder for the group to hit them
[18:18] *** yourr turn gang
[18:19] * @mango-chan closes one eye and aims
[18:19] [932 HP / 1005 MP] SPECIAL ATK: mango-chan shoots rapidfire blasts at each cyberman! (-500 MP)
[18:19] [-52 HP/ 987 MP] Cyber-Squad has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (243 damage)
[18:19] Cyber-Squad has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[18:19] * Cyber-Squad all DIE HORRIBLE
[18:20] * Solarchos reloads. "Nive shots, Mango."
[18:20] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ Plant your rod in the sand!
[18:20] <Solarchos> ^Nice
[18:20] <Solarchos> ...
[18:20] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ Mango-chan! Plant it!
[18:20] <@Ryan> Just in case you need to know this, Sol:
[18:20] <@Ryan> She doesn't mean your penis.
[18:21] * @mango-chan plants Her Rod!
[18:21] <Solarchos> ♦ You'd better pray Helios or Duelman aren't anywhere nearby, Michiru.
[18:21] *** The rod sinks into the sand.
[18:21] <Matsumi Kaze> michi
[18:21] *** SIDE QUEST COMPLETED
[18:21] <Matsumi Kaze> why are you leaning over me right now?
[18:21] <@mango-chan> Oh!
[18:21] *** LOADING...
[18:21] <@mango-chan> I get it!
[18:21] * @Ryan kicks one of the downed Cyber-Squad guys while healing; one might observe that he's healing slower than usual.
[18:21] <@mango-chan> Mining
[18:22] *** After a long cutscene, the group makes their way back to the big black armored building... the Colossus compund
[18:22] <SecOpsGirl> ♦ You still awesome, Ryan?
[18:22] * Solarchos goes over to each of the downed Cybermen and puts a burst of Gauss rounds into each of their heads.
[18:22] * Cyber-Squad blow up even more
[18:22] <@Ryan> ♦ ...Of course!
[18:22] * @mango-chan catches up
[18:22] * Matsumi Kaze tries to move michiru away from her chair
[18:23] * // J_Daito // has been guarding the base
[18:23] * Mdm_Maestro moves :P
[18:23] * @mango-chan offers a fistbump to Ryan?
[18:23] <Solarchos> Mango, what IS going on around here?
[18:23] ☼ Scouter indicates Colossus Compound Wall has HP level of 10000!
[18:23] <@mango-chan> Okay So!
[18:23] <// J_Daito //> So we've got this giant robot thing.
[18:23] * @Ryan fistbumps Mango back
[18:24] <// J_Daito //> Now we need to use its blaster arm to bust down this wall.
[18:24] * @mango-chan grabs the robot thing's arm.
[18:24] <Solarchos> And it's inside the big huge armored bunker thing.
[18:24] * Matsumi Kaze tosses michiru a headset
[18:24] <@Ryan> Yes use the evil Mutant killing machine for a greater good.
[18:24] * @mango-chan tries to pick up the robot arm
[18:24] <@Ryan> Afterwards I'm going to piss on it.
[18:24] <@Ryan> Just want you guys to know.
[18:25] *** Mango roll 1d100
[18:25] <Solarchos> Any chance I can call down a precision lance strike from orbit? That might soften this bunker up.
[18:25] <SecOpsGirl> ♦ still marking your territory, Ryan?
[18:25] <spiritflame> @mango-chan rolls 1d100 [ 85 ]
[18:25] *** You heft it!
[18:25] <@Ryan> ♦ I'm showing a sign of disrespect towards Bolivar Trask.
[18:25] *** Fire, y/n?
[18:25] * @mango-chan fires at the wall!
[18:25] <Matsumi Kaze> what do you think, michi, subaru
[18:26] [-163010 HP/ 8 MP] Colossus Compound Wall has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (x 365 Hits) (opponent go TWICE) (173010 damage)
[18:26] Colossus Compound Wall has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[18:26] <@mango-chan> This is for you messing with my friends earlier!
[18:26] <Matsumi Kaze> I'm think no on the lance strike...too close to our group
[18:26] *** The freaking compound wall EXPLODES inwards, debris flying EVERYWHERE
[18:26] <Solarchos> O__O
[18:26] <@mango-chan> LOOK AT THAT
[18:26] * Solarchos HITS THE GROUND! DUCK AND COVER!
[18:26] <@mango-chan> YOU SEE THAT WALL?
[18:26] <SecOpsGirl> ♦ Wow...
[18:27] <@mango-chan> THAT IS WHAT YOU AND YOUR ROBOT FRIENDS GET FOR HURTING MY FRIENDS!
[18:27] <@Ryan> yup, it went boom.
[18:27] <@Ryan> Good job, Mangs.
[18:27] <SecOpsGirl> ♦ no we don't Mango...
[18:27] *** The wall bits cloest to you are freaking vaporized
[18:27] *** The Robot arm splutters and dies.
[18:27] * Out of the sky, a huge glowing orb of light RUSHES at the group, and lands nearby with a small explosion~
[18:27] * LV shoves everything into her bag, ready
[18:27] * Solarchos gets back up.
[18:27] *** Collect in satchel for FUTURE ADVENTURES?
[18:28] * @mango-chan COLLECTS THE ORB
[18:28] *** Kamen Rider Meteor? has joined #suburbansenshi3
[18:28] <@spiritflame> irasshai Kamen Rider Meteor?
[18:28] * Matsumi Kaze pauses
[18:28] * @mango-chan FEELS SO COOL
[18:28] <Matsumi Kaze> you know....
[18:28] *** Erm... the arm...
[18:28] <Solarchos> Another Kamen Rider?
[18:28] <Kamen Rider Meteor?> ...why are you holding my feet?
[18:28] *** You were supposed to collect the arm... XD
[18:29] * @mango-chan COLLECTS THE ARM
[18:29] <@Ryan> Solar, a Kamen Rider is a bro for Justice. So we should welcome him!
[18:29] <Matsumi Kaze> there is something I can send to them to help against those UFOs
[18:29] *** N O W R O A D I N G
[18:29] * @mango-chan also collected mike
[18:29] <Solarchos> Because collecting live Kamen Riders is far cooler than burnt-out robot arms.
[18:29] *** You all enter the Colossus Compund building
[18:29] *** It is very dark, and cavernous.
[18:30] <Kamen Rider Meteor?> Can't a nagga get a little peace and quiet for a change
[18:30] <// J_Daito //> What the hell is that a guy with a penis head
[18:30] * Solarchos attempts to use his enhanced senses to pick out anything in the dark.
[18:30] * Matsumi Kaze pounds a button on her chair and an object raises slowly out of the side of her chair...a Master Ball
[18:30] <Kamen Rider Meteor?> or do you WAIT for me to take a vacation to blow s[BLEEP]t up.
[18:30] <Kamen Rider Meteor?> Ridecast, end program
[18:31] * Kamen Rider Meteor? is now known as RiderHeroProject
[18:31] * LV follows with the group
[18:31] <@RiderHeroProject> someone mind catching me up on wtf is going on
[18:31] <@Ryan> We're invading somewhere.
[18:31] *** There only seems to be on object in the whole building.
[18:31] <@Ryan> Solar shot me.
[18:31] <@Ryan> Mango blew up something with a broken Sentinel.
[18:32] <Solarchos> Accidentally Ryan. Blame the Cyberman that used you as a shield.
[18:32] <@Ryan> Don't make excuses for your poor aiming, Space Marine. I expect more from you.
[18:32] * Solarchos looks at the object.
[18:32] * Matsumi Kaze picks up the master ball and looks it over....which is sparking
[18:32] <@RiderHeroProject> sounds legit
[18:32] *** The obhject is far off. you just sensed it. It is in the center of the compound.
[18:33] <@mango-chan> Time to keep moving!
[18:33] * @mango-chan walks forward!
[18:33] <Solarchos> Hmmm, I don't hear or smell anything else in here. Any idea if this place has any other defenses inside?
[18:33] *** You walk through the compound. there is the smell of ozone, and the sound of dropping water from the ceiling.
[18:33] * Matsumi Kaze puts the ball away
[18:33] *** the path is clear.
[18:34] * @RiderHeroProject totally stole this entrance at 7:50 btw
[18:34] * @mango-chan hums Queen's Don't Stop me Now.
[18:34] * Solarchos moves ahead of everyone else, sticking to the shadows and trying to remain unseen.
[18:35] *** The whole place is dark. it's not hard to stick to the shdows.
[18:35] <@RiderHeroProject> any idea, who we're gonna punch then anyone?
[18:35] * @Ryan notes that he's the sneaking specialist, dammit
[18:36] *** you make your way to the center. Someone seems to move away from all of you and vanish as you come upon the object at the center of the room
[18:37] <@mango-chan> Hm?
[18:37] <@mango-chan> Anone have a light?
[18:37] <@mango-chan> Mike do that glowey orb thing.
[18:37] <@RiderHeroProject> i kinda do.
[18:37] * @Ryan lights a match
[18:37] <@RiderHeroProject> better
[18:38] * @RiderHeroProject summons up a few holoscreens from the riderpedia around him, lovely soft blue glow included
[18:38] * @Ryan does this because he's old school and doesn't want to use his ligher
[18:38] * Solarchos looks at the object in the center of the room.
[18:38] *** "Colossus just seems to be a small box with a satellite dish on top?
[18:38] * @Ryan ^lighter and honestly? some disclosure? I originally spelled lightsaber
[18:38] <@mango-chan> ...
[18:38] <@mango-chan> Okay.
[18:38] * @mango-chan pokes the box.
[18:38] <@RiderHeroProject> the box is a traaap
[18:39] *** The box is beeping slightly
[18:39] <Solarchos> Knowing this place I'm not that surprised.
[18:39] *** There is some writing on the side
[18:39] * Solarchos looks at the writing.
[18:40] *** "Mk. 2 Relay"
[18:40] <@RiderHeroProject> oh s[BLEEP]t
[18:40] <@RiderHeroProject> Mortal Kombat 2
[18:40] <@RiderHeroProject> that was the best one....we're f[BLEEP]ked
[18:40] <@mango-chan> No that doesn't make sense.
[18:40] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ What's going on down there, any news?
[18:40] <Solarchos> Hmmm, if this is a relay, then there has to be a master unit somewhere else.
[18:41] <@mango-chan> I suspect if we broke it this would be a bad idea.
[18:41] *** LOL MIKE
[18:41] <Matsumi Kaze> ♦ guys...answer michi
[18:41] <Solarchos> ♦ We've found some kind of relay here. Is there any way you can backtrack it's signal to the source?
[18:41] <Solarchos> ^its
[18:41] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ Let me check...
[18:41] <@Ryan> Then you know what we must do. Which is break it. Right after we trace it.
[18:42] <Kujou Subaru> ♦ It looks like the signal is coming from one of the three UFOs hovering over the Island... but we can't lock onto which one
[18:42] <@mango-chan> Once we trace it I will break it...hmmmmmm
[18:42] <@mango-chan> Is it like a computer?
[18:42] <Solarchos> I've got an idea.
[18:43] * Solarchos examines the relay more closely, attempting to determine how it functions.
[18:43] <@RiderHeroProject> be careful, if it's truly connected to the intertubes.....
[18:43] <@RiderHeroProject> cats might spill out everywere
[18:43] * Matsumi Kaze waits in her chair, just listening to the others doing things
[18:43] * LV is utterly confused at the technology
[18:43] *** Relay takes signal from UFO #? and routes to interbutts
[18:44] <Solarchos> If we interupt the signal somehow, it might cause the UFO that's the true source of the transmission to react in some way.
[18:44] <@mango-chan> That might not be a good thing.
[18:44] <@mango-chan> What if this controls the space hulk?
[18:44] <@mango-chan> What if we interfere with it and the space hulk crashes?
[18:44] <@RiderHeroProject> WAIT
[18:45] <@RiderHeroProject> SPACE HULK?!?!?
[18:45] <Kujou Subaru> ♦ Remember, we're trying to not let Colossus know what we're up to until we're right on top of it.
[18:45] <@RiderHeroProject> No one told me we'd be fighting intergalatic Hulk's
[18:45] <Solarchos> I'm thinking more along the lines of jamming the signal just enough that the source reacts by boosting the strength of the tranmission to cut through it.
[18:45] <@RiderHeroProject> i read World War Hulk
[18:45] <@mango-chan> (( dying rn ))
[18:45] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ Dears, I suggest we reconvene on the Nidbogg.
[18:45] <@mango-chan> Sounds like a plan!
[18:45] <Matsumi Kaze> zzz...
[18:45] * Mdm_Maestro sends [TRANSPORT METHOD] to get them
[18:46] * Matsumi Kaze has slightly fallen asleep in her chair
[18:46] <@mango-chan> Can we take the box?
[18:46] <Kujou Subaru> ♦ Leave it for now.
[18:46] <Solarchos> No. A space hulk is a large conglomeration of starships. Apparenly, this space hulk everyone's talking about belonged to me years ago.
[18:48] *** Cutscene as you all convenene on the Bridge of Matsumi's super vessel
[18:48] <Solarchos> Hazel claimed it sometime while I was away, then Sakura-April stole it from her then someone else stole it from HER. At least that's what Hotaru told me.
[18:48] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: On the Bridge ofthe Nidbogg
[18:48] * Solarchos looks around curiously.
[18:48] * Matsumi Kaze is away: I'm leaving this up to you and subaru, michi...need to clear my head
[18:48] * LV glances around
[18:49] <LV> Hmm....
[18:49] <@RiderHeroProject> jesus
[18:49] <@RiderHeroProject> fighting heavy scale s[BLEEP]t....
[18:50] *** * the bridge is large, with a large plush chair in the center and display consoles along it's side and front manned by various officers. Several windows offering views outside can also be seen. [13:13] *** the walls are covered in styalized viking style carvings and the main monitors are backed by a carving of the World Tree itself
[18:50] * @RiderHeroProject furiously starts recalibrating the RideCast selector for the next run
[18:52] <Kujou Subaru> Anyway.
[18:52] <Kujou Subaru> Secondary goal achieved.
[18:52] <Kujou Subaru> Now. there are three UFOS out there.
[18:53] <Kujou Subaru> We need to select one to board.
[18:53] * @mango-chan takes out her smart phone
[18:53] * @mango-chan wonders if you can deliver dominos here
[18:53] <Solarchos> First off, can you scan those three UFOs?
[18:53] * LV thinks to herself what kind of unusual time she's appeared on o.O
[18:53] <LV> ^in
[18:53] * Solarchos recommends healing for everyone, especially Ryan.
[18:54] <Solarchos> Even better, can you give us visual images of those ships?
[18:54] <Kujou Subaru> We already tried.
[18:54] <Kujou Subaru> You'll just have to pick one.
[18:55] *** UFOS! ONE TWO OR THREE
[18:55] * Matsumi Kaze is back
[18:55] * Matsumi Kaze sits in her chair
[18:55] <@RiderHeroProject> WELL
[18:55] <@RiderHeroProject> Shall we let fate decide
[18:55] <// J_Daito //> Kaze.
[18:55] <SecOpsGirl> They appear, Solarchos, to be featureless gray disks.
[18:55] <Matsumi Kaze> what
[18:55] <Solarchos> Subaru, what about the plan I mentioned over the radio? Is there any way we can coax some kind of reaction out of them that could help narrow it down some?
[18:56] <// J_Daito //> Can you get word to Solarchos' ships that we need transport to those discs.
[18:56] <// J_Daito //> Solarchos, do you have a stealth ship?
[18:56] <@mango-chan> Quick!
[18:56] <Matsumi Kaze> officer..you heard the man
[18:56] <spiritflame> @mango-chan rolls 1d3 [ 3 ]
[18:56] <@mango-chan> wait why am I rolling a dice?
[18:56] * Female Officer nods and sends the message
[18:56] <Kujou Subaru> Solarchos-san, we're trying not to tip our hand.
[18:56] <Solarchos> Yes. The Hellesponte. She's got stealth fields and a teleporter.
[18:56] <// J_Daito //> Kaze contact that one.
[18:57] <@Ryan> If you guys need to take on a flying saucer then why don't you contact your friendly neighborhood GL?
[18:57] * Matsumi Kaze orders the officer to do so..which she does
[18:58] * The starship Hellesponte responds to your hails. She's currently idling within one of Earth's LaGrange points doing passive long-range scans.
[18:58] <// J_Daito //> Is anyone else going to vote on which ship we're going to?
[18:59] <Solarchos> Eeny-meanie-miney-moe then.
[18:59] <Solarchos> Door #1, door #2, or door #3. Let's try the second UFO.
[18:59] * Mdm_Maestro whispers something to Jedite
[19:00] * // J_Daito // nods
[19:00] *** One vote for 2, one for 3
[19:00] <Solarchos> Because the good stuff is ALWAYS behind door #2.
[19:00] * // J_Daito // prays a cloth with chloroform
[19:01] <@Ryan> I vote for 1
[19:01] * // J_Daito // sneaks up behind matsumi and then presses the cloth over her nose and mouth
[19:01] <Matsumi Kaze> MMFPH..mmfph..mm..*goes unconcious*
[19:01] <spiritflame> @RiderHeroProject rolls 1d3 [ 1 ]
[19:01] <@RiderHeroProject> i vote one?
[19:01] * // J_Daito // slings her over his shoulder
[19:01] <@mango-chan> I vote 3!
[19:01] *** 2 for 1, 2 and 3 have one vote each
[19:02] * Matsumi Kaze is completely unconcious
[19:02] <Solarchos> <__<
[19:02] *** Q vote anyway s[BLEEP]t XD
[19:02] * the officers get up, preparing to retrieve their commander!
[19:02] <Solarchos> Jedite, what the hell are you doing to Matsumi?
[19:02] * LV doesnt care
[19:02] <the officers> (( 1 ))
[19:02] * Mdm_Maestro has a gun on them.
[19:02] <Mdm_Maestro> Now dears, we need her in the field.
[19:02] <@Ryan> Man
[19:03] * the officers slowly..sit back down...
[19:03] <@Ryan> I want to stab something.
[19:03] <@Ryan> Let's hurry it up.
[19:03] *** Okay, so door #1 it looks like
[19:03] <@mango-chan> We stabbed lots of stuff.
[19:03] <@Ryan> I want to stab more.
[19:03] <@mango-chan> Here Ryan
[19:03] <@mango-chan> Stab me!
[19:03] <spiritflame> LV rolls 1d3 [ 2 ]
[19:03] <LV> 2
[19:03] <@Ryan> ...
[19:04] * @Ryan STABS MANGO
[19:04] * @mango-chan IS STABBED
[19:04] * @mango-chan gurgles
[19:04] <Solarchos> I'm guessing Michiru's pretending to be a Commissar now.
[19:04] *** wait are we now tied at two each for each ufo?
[19:04] * Solarchos sees Mango get stabbed! "MEDIC!!"
[19:04] <@Ryan> Let's split up!
[19:04] <spiritflame> // J_Daito // rolls 1d3 [ 3 ]
[19:04] <// J_Daito //> #3
[19:05] * @mango-chan steps away and coughs.
[19:05] *** YOU ARE ALL BEAMED OVER TO 3
[19:05] <Solarchos> O__o
[19:05] *** This UFO is f[BLEEP]ked up, and in RED ALERT condition
[19:05] <Matsumi Kaze> X_x
[19:05] * // J_Daito // wakes up Kaze
[19:06] * Solarchos drops to a combat stance and aims all around, looking for threats.
[19:06] <Matsumi Kaze> huh wha...
[19:06] <@mango-chan> Okaaaay all better
[19:06] * Matsumi Kaze looks around
[19:06] <Matsumi Kaze> ....
[19:06] * Matsumi Kaze is now known as Eternal Sailor Quinox
[19:06] <@RiderHeroProject> o.O
[19:06] *** Autovoice: WARNING. COMPOUND BREACH. SETTING COLLISION COURSE FOR DEMONICA ISLAND
[19:06] * Eternal Sailor Quinox grabs Jed by the throat
[19:06] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> - why -
[19:06] <// J_Daito //> Later hotlegs. Work time now
[19:07] *** THE UFO IS OUT OF CONTROL. YOU HAVE TEN TURNS TO HACK INTO THE SYSTEM AND GAIN CONTROL
[19:07] * Solarchos looks around to see where everyone's appeared.
[19:07] * Eternal Sailor Quinox lets go of Jedite
[19:07] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> fine
[19:07] *** UFO IS CONTROLLED BY A DRUNKEN BENDER HEAD
[19:07] <Solarchos> ...
[19:07] ☼ Scouter indicates Drunken Bender Head has HP level of 600!
[19:08] <Solarchos> DON'T TELL ME THAT'S THE ROBOT PROFESSOR TOMOE MADE A FEW WEEKS AGO!!
[19:08] <Drunken Bender Head> Huh... what the f[BLEEP]k...
[19:08] <Drunken Bender Head> Who the hell are you people?!
[19:08] * @mango-chan sits in front of bender head.
[19:08] ☼ Scouter indicates Drunken Bender Head has MP level of 1000!
[19:08] [932 HP / 968 MP] mango-chan talks some sense into him! (-37 MP)
[19:08] <Drunken Bender Head> AWOOGA! AWOOGA!
[19:08] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> tch...
[19:08] [600 HP / 1002 MP] Drunken Bender Head has PARRIED the attack! (opponent please SELL) (0 damage)
[19:08] ☼ Scouter indicates Eternal Sailor Quinox has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[19:08] [873 HP / 986 MP] mango-chan has been HIT!! (59 damage)
[19:08] * Drunken Bender Head talks sexy back
[19:08] * @mango-chan confuses the s[BLEEP]t out of herself
[19:09] * @mango-chan is oddly...turned on by drunk bender head?
[19:09] * @mango-chan MAKES OUT WITH DRUNK BENDER HEAD
[19:09] <Drunken Bender Head> DADDY! DADDY! PEOPLES WALKING IN MY BELLY
[19:09] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> ....
[19:09] *** 9 turns
[19:09] * Eternal Sailor Quinox tries to pull Mango off
[19:09] <Solarchos> (( So how are we doing this? Is this just a standard fight/ ))
[19:09] *** yes, but try to be creative in how you hack him
[19:10] <@mango-chan> ♡ Noooo it's my soulmate ♡
[19:10] ☼ Scouter indicates RiderHeroProject has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[19:10] <@mango-chan> You can't hurt him!
[19:10] *** NO RESENzU
[19:10] *** aww f[BLEEP]k go ahead
[19:10] *** Someone else want to try convincing bender?
[19:11] <Solarchos> I'll take a shot.
[19:11] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> tch let me do it
[19:11] <@Ryan> I will.
[19:11] <@RiderHeroProject> (( well, i never senzued in the first place XD ))
[19:11] <@Ryan> No
[19:11] <@Ryan> Not Sol
[19:11] *** The UFO tilts towards the island
[19:11] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> only one way to get through to this model
[19:11] <@Ryan> Sol would get us killed
[19:11] * Eternal Sailor Quinox walks up to the bender
[19:11] <Solarchos> Okay. Ryan and Matsumi, go ahead.
[19:11] <Drunken Bender Head> WHOOP! WHOOP!
[19:11] [1000 HP / 1467 MP] Eternal Sailor Quinox does a sexy pose in an attempt to overload the thing and shut it down (-33 MP)
[19:11] <@mango-chan> Oh Mister Bender head tell me more!
[19:11] [582 HP / 1003 MP] Drunken Bender Head has been HIT!! (18 damage)
[19:12] * @Ryan slowly walks towards the Bender
[19:12] <Drunken Bender Head> Oh damn ♡
[19:12] <@Ryan> Oh f[BLEEP]k it
[19:12] *** 8 turns
[19:12] [638 HP / 524 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Ryan STABS IT WITH HIS CLAWS (-500 MP)
[19:12] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> if you've got it..flaunt it
[19:12] <@mango-chan> NO RYAN WHY
[19:12] <@RiderHeroProject> clauuuuuuuuuus
[19:12] <@mango-chan> WHY NO DON'T DO IT
[19:12] [158 HP / 1038 MP ] Drunken Bender Head has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (424 damage)
[19:12] <@mango-chan> IT'S MY BOYFRIEND ;;
[19:12] * Drunken Bender Head loses an eye
[19:12] <@Ryan> If you got it, STAB IT
[19:12] <@RiderHeroProject> I KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE
[19:12] <Drunken Bender Head> JESUS! F[BLEEP]K! MY EYE!
[19:13] *** 7 turns, the UFO is starting to descend towards the compound
[19:13] [948 HP / 513 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Solarchos Aims his Gauss Rifle at Bender's face. "Turn this ship around or I'll punch you so full of holes there won't be enough left of you to make a Teddy Ruxpin doll!" (-500 MP)
[19:13] <@Ryan> ...
[19:13] [7 HP / 1056 MP ] Drunken Bender Head has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (151 damage)
[19:13] <@Ryan> Sol just blasted it while threatening
[19:13] <@RiderHeroProject> ...
[19:13] <@Ryan> That's not how threats work.
[19:13] <@Ryan> You generally DON'T fire your weapon while making the threat.
[19:13] [1000 HP / 1484 MP] RiderHeroProject convinces bender he is a toaster (-16 MP)
[19:13] * Drunken Bender Head produces a brick out of his lower exit port
[19:13] <Solarchos> I wasn't.
[19:14] [-20 HP / 1081 MP] Drunken Bender Head has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (27 damage)
[19:14] Drunken Bender Head has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[19:14] * Drunken Bender Head pops out toast from his head
[19:14] <@RiderHeroProject> toaster can't fly ufo's silly
[19:14] <Solarchos> I just made him crap itself.
[19:14] <Solarchos> Okay, THAT was a good one.
[19:14] *** The UFO Stabilizes. You now have access to scanners and such.
[19:14] * @mango-chan frowns
[19:14] <@mango-chan> Oh
[19:14] <@mango-chan> I guess it's a toaster
[19:14] * Solarchos takes the slice of toast and eats it.
[19:14] <@mango-chan> Who wants to love a toaster?
[19:14] * Eternal Sailor Quinox walks over and looks over one of the consoles
[19:15] *** there's scanners you can use the scan the other UFOs
[19:15] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> let's see what do we have here...*scans one of the other UFOs*
[19:15] <@Ryan> Someone who would f[BLEEP]k a demonic sheep that turns into a goat.
[19:15] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> *the other UFOs
[19:15] *** In one ufo you see Kang and Kodos making out
[19:15] <@mango-chan> ..Wasn't that...
[19:15] <@mango-chan> No that wasn't a conversation you had with me.
[19:15] * Solarchos offers a brofist to Ryan.
[19:16] * @Ryan shrugs and just brofists Solarchos.
[19:16] * Solarchos offers a slice to toast to Mango.
[19:16] * @mango-chan eats the toast.
[19:16] *** the other UFO has a relay device
[19:17] * LV is hanging back, waiting
[19:17] <Solarchos> Lacie, are you all right back there?
[19:17] <// J_Daito //> So what now.
[19:17] * LV nods
[19:17] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> guys
[19:17] <// J_Daito //> There's two f[BLEEP]king aliens on one, and a relay on the other.
[19:17] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> one of the other UFOs has the relay
[19:18] <@RiderHeroProject> magical drunken head toast for all?
[19:18] <Solarchos> There's our target. How do we proceed? Do we need to board it or can we just destroy it from a distance?
[19:18] <@mango-chan> So now what?
[19:18] * Eternal Sailor Quinox tries to find out which one
[19:18] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> gah...
[19:18] *** Of the two remaining it's UFO 1
[19:18] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> stupid Windows ME
[19:18] *** HEY WE HAD A BUDGET
[19:18] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> IT'S UFO 1
[19:19] *** All communication to the NidBogg is suddenly lost
[19:19] <@mango-chan> ...
[19:19] * The UFO slowly moves towards UFO 1
[19:19] <@mango-chan> Oh s[BLEEP]t we've been found out!
[19:19] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> .....
[19:19] <@mango-chan> Nooooooo
[19:19] *** the UFO bumps into it
[19:19] * Solarchos looks around to see who's at the controls.
[19:19] *** THe UFO backs up ..and bumps into it again
[19:19] <@RiderHeroProject> OH S[BLEEP]T, THEY'RE MAITTTTIIIIIIIIIIIING
[19:19] *** It starts bumping faster and faster
[19:19] * Eternal Sailor Quinox is at the consoles
[19:20] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> GAH...
[19:20] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> WTF
[19:20] *** S[BLEEP]t starts sparking, until consoles explode, and they remain locked together
[19:20] <@RiderHeroProject> this is how baby pie pans are made, isn't it...
[19:20] <Solarchos> Throne, this ship practically IS humping the other UFO.
[19:20] *** Creamy structurasl integrity foam fill the hallways
[19:20] *** You now have safe passage to UFO 2
[19:20] *** err 1
[19:20] <LV> >.>
[19:20] <@RiderHeroProject> oh s[BLEEP]t
[19:21] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> shall we?
[19:21] <@RiderHeroProject> I WAS RIGHT D:
[19:21] * @mango-chan skips on over to UFO 2
[19:21] <Solarchos> All right, LET"S FLOOD THE OTHER UFO WITH OUR HOT BUTTERY JUSTICE!
[19:21] * Eternal Sailor Quinox runs over to UFO 1
[19:21] <@mango-chan> You missed it when I shoved my rod into the sand
[19:21] *** Okay! Now here's where we will have fun!
[19:21] <@mango-chan> Duelman would have been so proud.
[19:21] * Solarchos goes onto UFO #1.
[19:21] *** the Relay on the first UFO indicates that Colossus is ON the Space Hulk
[19:21] * LV follows to UFO 1
[19:21] <Solarchos> I wouldn't be surprised if Duelman was somehow involved.
[19:22] *** There are three escort ships protecting the hulk
[19:22] *** A corellian class cruiser
[19:22] *** A constitution class startship
[19:22] <@spiritflame> Solarchos: You have 513 MP / 948 HP
[19:22] *** and a Vorlon Cruiser
[19:22] <@spiritflame> mango-chan: You have 986 MP / 873 HP
[19:22] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> ....oh geez
[19:23] ☼ Scouter indicates Escort Ships has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[19:23] <Solarchos> A Corellian and a Constitution class starship aren't much. That Vorlon cruiser...THAT'S troubling.
[19:23] ☼ Scouter indicates Sexy Escort Ships has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[19:23] <@spiritflame> Ryan: You have 524 MP / 638 HP
[19:23] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> f[BLEEP]king hell
[19:23] <@mango-chan> Can we ride these ships?
[19:23] <Solarchos> Lacie...we might need some healing now before things get busy again.
[19:23] *** So... senzu, figure out how the f[BLEEP]k you'tre going to fight in space... and let's f[BLEEP]k some s[BLEEP]t up!
[19:24] <@RiderHeroProject> QUICK, RYAN, SEDCUE THE SEXY ONE
[19:24] <@spiritflame> mango-chan: You have 986 MP / 873 HP
[19:24] * @mango-chan is now known as Sailor Magellan
[19:24] ☼ Scouter indicates Eternal Sailor Quinox has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[19:24] ☼ Scouter indicates Solarchos has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[19:24] ☼ Scouter indicates Ryan has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[19:24] <Sailor Magellan> /sethp 873
[19:24] <@RiderHeroProject> alright space...
[19:24] * Eternal Sailor Quinox concentrates...and CREATES an air field around her
[19:24] <@Ryan> Mike! That's a good diea!
[19:24] <@Ryan> But...
[19:24] ☼ Scouter indicates Sailor Magellan has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[19:24] * LV stands by in case anyone needs her
[19:24] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> I'M THE F[BLEEP]KING SENSHI OF AIR..F[BLEEP]K YEAH
[19:24] * // J_Daito // guards the base
[19:24] <@RiderHeroProject> RideCast....Load Program....FOURZE BASE
[19:24] <Sailor Magellan> Hey I haven't done this in forever
[19:24] * @Ryan pulls out a device and VANISHES
[19:24] * Sailor Magellan looks in the mirror.
[19:24] *** Sailor Magellan is your average everyday Sailor Magellan
[19:24] <Sailor Magellan> ....
[19:24] <Sailor Magellan> I SHOULD FIX THAT
[19:25] <Sailor Magellan> BUT LATER
[19:25] * Eternal Sailor Quinox crackles with energy
[19:25] *** @Ryan [0] has quit IRC
[19:25] *** Shinji has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:25] <@spiritflame> irasshai Shinji
[19:25] * Solarchos calls in the Hellesponte.
[19:25] <Sailor Magellan> HOLY S[BLEEP]T
[19:25] * Shinji APPEARS WHERE RYAN WAS STANDING
[19:25] * Sailor Magellan is floating through space
[19:25] * Eternal Sailor Quinox grins wickedly, slamming her fists togther, causing crackes of energy to burst out from her
[19:25] ☼ Scouter indicates Shinji has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[19:25] <Sailor Magellan> OH MY GOD IT'S MOTHERF[BLEEP]KING SHINJI
[19:26] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> let's go kick some ass
[19:26] * Sexy Escort Ships advance on the ufos
[19:26] * The starship Hellesponte decloaks and charges weapons.
[19:26] * @RiderHeroProject get the holoscreen enclosing treatment and don Fourze's armor
[19:26] * Shinji gives Mango a BIG HUG
[19:26] *** There are space fighting suits like in moonraker available in the ufo
[19:26] *** Why? who knows.
[19:26] * Sailor Magellan is HUGGED!
[19:26] <Solarchos> Excellent! Reinforcements have arrived!
[19:26] <Sailor Magellan> Shinji we need to be the best team ever
[19:26] ☼ Scouter indicates LV has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[19:27] <Shinji> Indeed we do. Also I'm already up to date on this situation. Been waiting in the wings for the right time to come.
[19:27] <@RiderHeroProject> (( http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-dmAZsdZkBio/TjQ-zcwMWbI/AAAAAAAÆSs/ee9WF8JVd54/s1600/Fourze5.jpg copy past, no http etc. ))
[19:27] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> now I haven't tried this before..so..eh I may die
[19:27] * Solarchos will be giving commands to the Hellesponte, which will act as his proxy in the fight.
[19:28] <@RiderHeroProject> god, i hope this replicated the suit completely.....breathing system included...
[19:28] <Solarchos> Well, please try not to die, Matsumi. It would suck if you did.
[19:28] * Eternal Sailor Quinox has a thin glowing membrane around her
[19:28] <spiritflame> @RiderHeroProject rolls 4d40 [ 25, 10, 26, 24 ]
[19:28] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> I should be able to pull the particles to create air out of space
[19:28] <@RiderHeroProject> f[BLEEP]k, forgot 'ski installed the switch randomizer...
[19:28] <LV> Be careful, miss Matsumi...
[19:29] * Sexy Escort Ships Captain James D. Jerk> YOU will STAND dowwwwwn.....
[19:29] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> yeah you know what...F[BLEEP]K YOU
[19:29] * Sexy Escort Ships Captain James D. Jerk> COLOSSUS! Will... Take... OVER!
[19:29] <Sailor Magellan> This is going to be awesome because I have an awesome idea
[19:29] <Shinji> ♦ Sexy Escort Ships, one word response: Nope.
[19:29] <Solarchos> What? We're not being attacked by remnants of P-Fleet?!
[19:30] <Solarchos> FUUUUUKKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOV~!!!!!!
[19:30] <@RiderHeroProject> Pen, Elek, wheel, and medical....
[19:30] *** LOL
[19:30] <@RiderHeroProject> f[BLEEP]k you pen and wheel, but i'll take elek and medical
[19:30] <Sailor Magellan> Now I haven't done this in forever.
[19:30] * Sailor Magellan focuses focuses focuses
[19:30] * Sailor Magellan wonders if she's floating?
[19:30] <Solarchos> (( I had to bring Star Wreck up, Xadium. I just had to. ))
[19:31] <@RiderHeroProject> (( quickies in sidebar ))
[19:31] *** You are in artifical gravity till you go outside'
[19:31] <Sailor Magellan> So.
[19:31] <Sailor Magellan> Are we jumping out and fighting these things or fighting from in here?
[19:32] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> let's jump
[19:32] <Sailor Magellan> Because if I'm gonna jump out and fight these things someone should tie a wire to me so that I don't float away.
[19:32] <Shinji> I'm heading outside.
[19:32] ☼ Scouter indicates Your UFO has HP level of 500!
[19:32] ☼ Scouter indicates Your UFO has MP level of 100!
[19:32] [1000 HP / 1495 MP] Solarchos orders the Hellesponte to attack the Escort Ships using a quick burst from her plasma batteries. (-5 MP)
[19:32] [956 HP / 1507 MP] Sexy Escort Ships has been HIT!! (44 damage)
[19:33] * Sexy Escort Ships takes a hit on the hull of the USS TENDERIZE
[19:33] * Shinji gives a flying surfer board construct to Magellan so she can do her best Silver Surfer impression outside
[19:33] [956 HP / 1007 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Sexy Escort Ships fires all batteries on your ufo (-500 MP)
[19:33] <Solarchos> Hmm, decent shields on that ship.
[19:33] [54 HP / 138 MP ] Your UFO has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (446 damage)
[19:33] <@RiderHeroProject> f[BLEEP]k f[BLEEP]k f[BLEEP]k
[19:34] *** oh s[BLEEP]t your ride has most definitely been PIMPSLAPPED
[19:34] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> LET'S GO
[19:34] <Shinji> Oh forget this.
[19:34] <Solarchos> HELLESPONTE! Prepare a teleport beam! Get us off this ship!
[19:34] [1000 HP / 1000 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Shinji FLIES OUTSIDE AND PUNCHES THE ESCORT SHIPS WITH A BIG GREEN FIST CONSTRUCT (-500 MP)
[19:34] [939 HP / 1008 MP ] Sexy Escort Ships has BLOCKED a special attack! (17 damage)
[19:34] * Sailor Magellan summons her old rage phoenix
[19:34] * @RiderHeroProject activates with pen and wheel....a segway is now on his let foot, and a giant ink laiden calligrahpy brush on the other
[19:34] <Shinji> ...Oh that's just cheap.
[19:34] * Sexy Escort Ships 's SHIELDS ABSORB THAT S[BLEEP]T
[19:35] * Eternal Sailor Quinox jumps out of the UFO
[19:35] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> TAKE THIS YOU B[BLEEP]CHES
[19:35] * Sexy Escort Ships Captain James D Jerk> It seems... the GREEN Lantern.. is Green with ENVY
[19:35] [1000 HP / 984 MP] SPECIAL ATK: RiderHeroProject PAINTS HIMSELF A GIANT BRIDGE WITH PEN, AND RIDES HIS SEGWAY OVER TO SEXY ESCORT SHIPS. HE THEN PAINTS THE F[BLEEP]K OUT OF THEIR SENSORS TO BLIND THEM (-500 MP)
[19:35] [1000 HP / 1000 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Eternal Sailor Quinox fires a blast of energy at the escort ships "ÆRITH FUNNEL BLAST!!!" (-500 MP)
[19:36] * Solarchos teleports himself and anyone else that needs to onto the Hellesponte.
[19:36] [415 HP / 1060 MP ] Sexy Escort Ships has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (524 damage)
[19:36] * Sexy Escort Ships loses all sensors
[19:36] <Shinji> Oh look. Someone used a green with envy joke. I'm laughing.
[19:36] [415 HP / 1065 MP ] Sexy Escort Ships has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[19:36] [1000 HP / 995 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Solarchos orders the Hellesponte to prime the Macrobeamer and SHOOT THE S[BLEEP]T out of the Sexy Escort Ships (-500 MP)
[19:36] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> AW F[BLEEP]K
[19:36] <Shinji> I hope you burn to death.
[19:36] * Eternal Sailor Quinox floats in space
[19:36] * Sexy Escort Ships manuver our of the way of the air blast
[19:36] [-81 HP/ 1075 MP] Sexy Escort Ships has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (496 damage)
[19:36] Sexy Escort Ships has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[19:37] * Sexy Escort Ships go up like fireworks int he fourth of july!
[19:37] <Sailor Magellan> Aw man I was gonna kamina that ship
[19:37] * @RiderHeroProject WHEELS HIS SEGWAY FOR THIS LIIIIIIIIIIFE back to the UFO
[19:37] * Eternal Sailor Quinox is still floating in space
[19:37] <James D Jerk> SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCK
[19:37] *** James D Jerk has quit IRC (dies)
[19:37] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> well..that was..interesting
[19:37] * Eternal Sailor Quinox nods nods
[19:38] *** The Space Hulk looms in space
[19:38] <Solarchos> ♦ Excellent shot! Any other ships in our way?
[19:38] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> that one
[19:38] *** There is now nothing but the hulk
[19:38] <@RiderHeroProject> jeez, how does Gen deal with some of these things
[19:38] * Eternal Sailor Quinox is just floating in space
[19:38] <Solarchos> ♦ All right. What's the plan now?
[19:39] *** It is absolutely MASSIVE. Colossus could be anywhere in it
[19:39] * @RiderHeroProject flicks the two switches in the belt off, returning his legs to normal
[19:39] *** Ideas?
[19:39] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> we f[BLEEP]k it up
[19:39] * Eternal Sailor Quinox is now floating upside down
[19:39] * // J_Daito // is still guarding the base.
[19:39] <Shinji> Probably wouldn't have put it in so many words but I agree with Matsumi.
[19:40] * // J_Daito // is still guarding the base. You know. The shot up UFO... with the relay.
[19:40] <Shinji> Let's just go in hot, guns blazing.
[19:40] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> wow this is actually kind of fun
[19:40] <Sailor Magellan> Wait
[19:40] * Solarchos uses the Hellesponte's sensors to scan the space-hulk, attempting to find out what's drawing the most power from the reactors.
[19:40] * Sailor Magellan goes back to Jedite
[19:40] <Sailor Magellan> Okay how do I do this
[19:40] <@RiderHeroProject> how about, we SHOCK them?
[19:40] * Sailor Magellan tries to tinker with the relay
[19:41] *** The Relay beeps, and its signal gets stronger
[19:41] * @RiderHeroProject flicks on the Elek switch, gaining a different suit, and a cool electric prod of death
[19:41] * LV stands beside Solarchos, "How'd we get here?"
[19:41] *** You can control output... and input.
[19:41] <Sailor Magellan> Hmmms
[19:41] <Solarchos> That's it Mango! YOU control the horizontal! YOU control the vertical!
[19:41] * Eternal Sailor Quinox glides back to the spaceship and walks in
[19:42] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> so what do we do
[19:42] <Sailor Magellan> So I can control the UFO or the hulk?
[19:42] <Solarchos> We teleported here, Lacie. You are onboard the starship Hellesponte, an Assassin-class cruiser. It's a long story for another time.
[19:42] <LV> (( be back soon...need dinner ))
[19:42] *** The relay keeps beeping, taking in signals from Colossus and passing them down to the island
[19:43] <Sailor Magellan> Okay.
[19:43] <Sailor Magellan> Okay!
[19:43] * Shinji flies back to the UFO and enters
[19:43] <Solarchos> ♦ Mango, Matsumi...try to backtrack the signals that the relay is receiving to its point of origin.
[19:43] * Eternal Sailor Quinox walks over and checks the console for the origin of the relay signals
[19:43] * Sailor Magellan tries that!
[19:44] *** Bingo. the beam zooms back to a precise point in the hulk
[19:44] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> THERE...there....
[19:44] * Eternal Sailor Quinox points.....
[19:44] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> theeereee.....
[19:44] * Sailor Magellan relays the coordinates!
[19:45] *** Game Autosave.
[19:45] * Eternal Sailor Quinox is trying to pull of Khan's voice
[19:45] * Solarchos tries to scan the location Mango and Matsumi have provided.
[19:45] <Sailor Magellan> Now
[19:45] <Sailor Magellan> Hey Matsumi
[19:45] *** STAGE THREE: GOING ON A SPACE BENDER: CLEAR
[19:45] <Sailor Magellan> What if we crashed the UFO into the hulker to get in?
[19:45] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> ....not a bad idea
[19:46] *** Cutscene... huge automated missile turrets take aim at the Hellesponte and the UFO
[19:46] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> but could it handle this much damage
[19:46] <Solarchos> ♦ That won't work too well. The outer hulls of the space hulk are pretty thick and the UFO is in terrible shape.
[19:46] *** Your UFO would be shredded
[19:46] <Sailor Magellan> Hmm
[19:46] <Solarchos> ♦ It'd probably splatter like an egg thrown at a brick wall.
[19:47] ☼ Scouter indicates Space Hulk Assault Batteries has HP level of 500!
[19:47] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> if I had freya here...we could open a tesseract
[19:47] <// J_Daito //> Still, you've gotta get in there.
[19:47] <Shinji> I could always try to blast a hole in there?
[19:47] <Solarchos> ♦ Wait! We're detecting weapon power-ups. We're about to be fired upon!
[19:47] ☼ Scouter indicates Space Hulk Assault Batteries has MP level of 1500!
[19:47] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> ...could one of us get over there and open the way for the rest of us
[19:48] [500 HP / 1000 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Space Hulk Assault Batteries Fires missiles at the Hellesponte (-500 MP)
[19:48] <Solarchos> ♦ How about this...we initiate a teleport assault onto the space hulk.
[19:48] [515 HP / 1018 MP ] Solarchos has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (485 damage)
[19:48] [500 HP / 500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Space Hulk Assault Batteries Fires missiles at the Hellesponte (-500 MP)
[19:49] <Sailor Magellan> :o
[19:49] <Sailor Magellan> Maybe we should get out of this UFO
[19:49] * The starship Hellesponte sustains heavy damage! Her void shields are overloaded and there's substantial hull buckling on several decks.
[19:49] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> ..might be a good idea
[19:49] *** The missiles come creaming out of space at high speed, clearly colossus doesn't want anyone getitng closer
[19:50] *** There's still one more sell. sol~
[19:50] [500 HP / 567 MP] Space Hulk Assault Batteries assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[19:50] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> (( you have to sell ))
[19:50] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> (( XD ))
[19:51] <Solarchos> (( Another special? ))
[19:51] <@RiderHeroProject> s[BLEEP]t's blowin' like a cheap whore in ropongi
[19:51] *** yup
[19:51] [91 HP / 1076 MP ] Solarchos has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (424 damage)
[19:51] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> stay here mango...
[19:51] *** The Hellesponte is in bad shape! Someone needs to take out that weapons battery!
[19:51] * Eternal Sailor Quinox leaps out of the UFO
[19:51] * The starship Hellesponte has fires burning on multiple decks now.
[19:51] <@RiderHeroProject> i think he might die....
[19:51] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> TIME TO F[BLEEP]K YOU UP!!
[19:52] * Eternal Sailor Quinox starts to glow pure green......
[19:52] <Solarchos> Not yet...
[19:52] * Sailor Magellan hangs tight!
[19:52] <Solarchos> RETURN FIRE!
[19:52] <Solarchos> (( May I retaliate now? >:D ))
[19:52] * Eternal Sailor Quinox is glowing brighter and brighter....
[19:52] * @RiderHeroProject switches on the Medical switch, and rummages around in the box
[19:53] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> (( go ))
[19:53] *** yup, y'all have at it, i will keep up
[19:53] * Eternal Sailor Quinox is now glowing like the sun but green
[19:54] [91 HP / 576 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Solarchos gives the order to attack. The Hellesponte opens fire with everything she has: plasma batteries, torpedoes, and even defensive pulse-cannons. (-500 MP)
[19:54] [0 HP / -500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Aescapulus Fires a Gravitic Warhead at the weapons battery attacking the Hellesponte. OUT OF MANA - SPECIAL ATTACK FAILS! (-500 MP)
[19:54] [-163 HP/ 594 MP] Space Hulk Assault Batteries has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (663 damage)
[19:54] Space Hulk Assault Batteries has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[19:54] ☼ Scouter indicates Aescapulus has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[19:54] * Space Hulk Assault Batteries 's betteries ESPLODE
[19:54] * Aescapulus has arrived... just after the battery is defeated...
[19:54] *** the hulk, for the most part, is undamaged. But its defenses are down.
[19:54] <Solarchos> ♦ FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUU!
[19:55] *** Your senors show you that Colossus is located beneath about 3000 meters of material
[19:55] <Sailor Magellan> Hey it's Mister Aes!
[19:55] * Eternal Sailor Quinox floats back to the UFO...still glowing like crazy
[19:55] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> ♦ what do I do with this power
[19:55] ☼ Scouter indicates Colossus Shielding has HP level of 1200!
[19:56] * Eternal Sailor Quinox 's aura crackles along the entire UFO...shorting out one or two of the more minor systems
[19:56] <// J_Daito //> USE IT.
[19:56] <Solarchos> ♦ All right. If we're going to attack this thing, we need to do it now. I recommend a teleport assault to bypass whatever other defenses Colossus might have erected.
[19:56] <Aescapulus> ♦ I show a target 3 klicks below the surface...
[19:56] <// J_Daito //> We need a way into the hulk!
[19:56] * Sailor Magellan bursts into a giggle fit
[19:56] <Sailor Magellan> Erected.
[19:56] <Sailor Magellan> Hehehhehehehehehehehe
[19:57] * Eternal Sailor Quinox floats out....
[19:57] [1000 HP / 1000 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Aescapulus fires a gravitic warhead into the Colossus Shielding. (-500 MP)
[19:57] [1184 HP / 7 MP ] Colossus Shielding has BLOCKED a special attack! (16 damage)
[19:57] [655 HP / 58 MP ] Colossus Shielding has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (529 damage)
[19:58] * Eternal Sailor Quinox waits...
[19:58] [1000 HP / 500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Shinji flies outside once again and fires a HUGE ENERGY BLAST at it (-500 MP)
[19:58] *** go
[19:58] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> ♦ is my turn...
[19:58] [153 HP / 84 MP ] Colossus Shielding has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (502 damage)
[19:58] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> ♦ too late!
[19:58] <Aescapulus> ♦ Your turn Quinox
[19:58] * Colossus Shielding is getitng PUMMELED
[19:58] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> (( no ryan gets another go ))
[19:58] <Shinji> (( NOPE MY TURN ))
[19:59] * Sailor Magellan hops out to watch the firewarks!
[19:59] * @RiderHeroProject watches!
[19:59] * Colossus Shielding is penetrated so har,d down to a depth of 2500km
[19:59] [1000 HP / 497 MP] Shinji continues to fire shots at it (-3 MP)
[19:59] [91 HP / 589 MP] Solarchos assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[19:59] [153 HP / 88 MP] Colossus Shielding has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[19:59] <Shinji> Man, they really built it good.
[19:59] * Colossus Shielding somehow managed to abosrb shinji's weaker attack
[20:00] <Solarchos> ♦ Of course. I spent a lot of time rebuilding some parts of it.
[20:00] * Eternal Sailor Quinox is away: OOC: family problems
[20:00] <Solarchos> ♦ Hazel and Saki probably made some improvements of their own.
[20:00] * Colossus Shielding has 153 feet of shielding left, and shinji has one more turn
[20:01] [1000 HP / 566 MP] Shinji assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[20:01] <Shinji> (( TIMES LIKE THIS I WISH I DIDN'T LIKE FIRING OFF SPECIALS SO MUCH XD ))
[20:01] * Eternal Sailor Quinox just watches..
[20:02] *** Q and mang, go for it
[20:02] * LV is back
[20:03] * Eternal Sailor Quinox is crackling with energy.......which slowly expands...
[20:03] <Sailor Magellan> Go on, Matsumi!
[20:03] * Eternal Sailor Quinox lifts up her arms as she turn sinto what seems like a litaral sun
[20:03] <Sailor Magellan> I'll wait.
[20:03] [1000 HP / 500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Eternal Sailor Quinox fires the ENTIRE combined power of Earth's atmosphere at the Space Hulk's shields (-500 MP)
[20:03] <LV> (( Am I still with Solar? ))
[20:04] <Solarchos> (( As far as I know, Alyssa. ))
[20:04] [-72 HP/ 108 MP] Colossus Shielding has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (225 damage)
[20:04] Colossus Shielding has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[20:04] *** yes
[20:04] <Sailor Magellan> S[BLEEP]t wow.
[20:04] * Sailor Magellan hops out and flooooats through space.
[20:04] *** CUTSCENE. HUGE EXPLOSION AS THE ARMOR GIVES
[20:04] <Solarchos> ♦ Mango! Get ready to attack anything that might come out of that hull breach!
[20:05] *** You can see a clear path right down to the Colossus chamber. It's wide enough for your s[BLEEP]tty UFO.
[20:06] * Eternal Sailor Quinox floats in space unconcious and spent
[20:06] * LV frowns
[20:06] * Solarchos quickly puts on his power armor and teleports back onto the s[BLEEP]tty UFO to join everyone else. Lacie is welcome to join him if she so wishes.
[20:07] * Shinji flies over to Matsumi and collects her
[20:07] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> ..did I...do it...
[20:07] * // J_Daito // powers up, flies out and grabs Matsumi
[20:07] <Aescapulus> ♦ I won't fit, it is up to you.
[20:07] <Shinji> You did it, Mats. Good job.
[20:08] * The starship Hellesponte remains on station nearby to provide additional support if necessary.
[20:08] * // J_Daito // is tug or warring with Shinji
[20:08] * Eternal Sailor Quinox weakly gives a thumbs up
[20:08] * LV joins Solarchos back on the s[BLEEP]tty UFO for medical support
[20:08] * Shinji notes that both him and Jedite has grabbed Matsumi and is escorting her back to the UFO :P
[20:08] *** the UFO suddenly starts moving into the hole
[20:09] <@RiderHeroProject> sexual healing?
[20:09] <Solarchos> Lacie, how good are you at healing?
[20:09] * Sailor Magellan hums some mood music
[20:09] <LV> Quite
[20:09] ★ ★ ★ Sailor Magellan sends 100 healing to Solarchos - Mana level: 1400 MP ★ ★ ★
[20:10] • • • Solarchos has been healed 100 HP • • •
[20:10] *** The UFO moves deeper into the hole
[20:10] <Solarchos> Thank you, Mango.
[20:11] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> ...took...alot to do that..
[20:11] <Solarchos> (( Question Xadium. Would my character actually be injured since it was his ship that was actually doing all of the fighting and taking the damage? ))
[20:12] * LV makes her way over to Matsumi
[20:12] *** Well you took some injuries on the ground reemember
[20:12] * @RiderHeroProject decides to power down Fourze for now, and returns to normal
[20:12] <Solarchos> (( Yeah, but only about 50 or so HP damage. ))
[20:13] *** Adamag eis Damage
[20:13] <// J_Daito //> So we're almost there. Colossus.
[20:13] <Solarchos> (( All right. We'll figure that he got tossed and thrown around badly when the Hellesponte got pounded and he expended a lot of energy assisting with damage control. ))
[20:13] <@RiderHeroProject> (( he got f[BLEEP]ked up upon escape of nearly destroyed ship? ))
[20:14] * Eternal Sailor Quinox weakly looks to Lacie
[20:14] * LV frowns, "Need a bit of help?"
[20:14] * COLOSSUS shows up on the scanners. It's a HUGE THING about the size of a house with a large brain in the top covered by a dome.
[20:14] <Solarchos> Lacie, help Matsumi as much as you can.
[20:14] <@spiritflame> Solarchos: You have 589 MP / 191 HP
[20:15] *** You can all resenzu
[20:15] <Sailor Magellan> Holy crap it's Andross!
[20:15] ☼ Scouter indicates Sailor Magellan has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:15] ☼ Scouter indicates Solarchos has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:15] ☼ Scouter indicates COLOSSUS has HP level of 2500!
[20:15] * Aescapulus offers assistance to Hellesponte.
[20:15] <Sailor Magellan> Andross has orders to take us down!
[20:15] <Solarchos> At least it's not Skynet.
[20:15] <@RiderHeroProject> Can't let you do that starfox?
[20:15] ☼ Scouter indicates RiderHeroProject has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:15] ☼ Scouter indicates COLOSSUS has MP level of 5000!
[20:15] * Eternal Sailor Quinox slowly gets up....
[20:15] ☼ Scouter indicates Eternal Sailor Quinox has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:16] ☼ Scouter indicates Shinji has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:16] * The starship Hellesponte could definitely use the assistance. The shipboard AI reports that the ship has sustained extensive damage that will take a lot of time for its auto-repair systems to fix.
[20:17] <Solarchos> Mango! Do a barrel roll!
[20:17] * COLOSSUS sends out huge steel tentacles and gently wraps it around the UFO
[20:17] <@RiderHeroProject> (( brb ))
[20:17] <Sailor Magellan> I will!
[20:17] *** there is breathable atmosphere in the Hulk
[20:17] * LV transfused her own energy to Matsumi
[20:17] ☼ Scouter indicates Eternal Sailor Quinox has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:17] * Eternal Sailor Quinox stands "thanks, Lacie"
[20:17] * COLOSSUS pulls the UFO to a landing spot before it.
[20:17] <Sailor Magellan> Soon though
[20:18] <Solarchos> All right. What's the plan? Do we need to destroy the computer core or just hack into it.
[20:18] * Aescapulus opens a port large enough for the Hellesponte and assigns a factory section to provide shipyard services.
[20:18] * LV nods, slightly tired
[20:18] * // J_Daito // shrugs. I say we kill it.
[20:19] * Eternal Sailor Quinox follows the others
[20:19] * Aescapulus will have Hellesponte back to full fighting trim within the week.
[20:19] <Sailor Magellan> Let's find out when we get there!
[20:19] <Sailor Magellan> Or are we there
[20:19] * Solarchos is now known as Solarchos (Orrus Suit)
[20:19] ☼ Scouter indicates Solarchos (Orrus Suit) has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:19] *** Outside, COLOSSUS awaits.
[20:20] * Solarchos (Orrus Suit) hefts a heavy bolter and loads a full ammo belt into it. "Kill it? That's a plan I can agree with."
[20:20] <Sailor Magellan> I might suggest we kill it once it's not threatening to destroy parts of Tokyo
[20:21] * Solarchos (Orrus Suit) starts to disembark from the UFO S[BLEEP]tty.
[20:21] <COLOSSUS> ♦ welcome my children
[20:22] <Sailor Magellan> Hi there!
[20:22] <Solarchos (Orrus Suit)> Who or what exactly are you?
[20:22] <COLOSSUS> YOU HAVE DEMONSTRATED BRAVERY IN PASSINF MY TESTS
[20:22] <COLOSSUS> I AM... YOUR FUTURE
[20:23] <COLOSSUS> YOU HAVE PROVEN YOURSELVES STRONG ENOUGH TO BE MY HERALDS
[20:23] <Sailor Magellan> That's a crock of metaphorical s[BLEEP]t
[20:23] <Shinji> ...I swear I've heard something similar before.
[20:23] <COLOSSUS> ONCE I REPROGRAM YOU, YOU WILL RESTRUCTURE THE WORLD INTO MY PERFECT ORDER
[20:23] <COLOSSUS> THERE WILL BE NO CRIME
[20:24] <COLOSSUS> NO WAR
[20:24] <Sailor Magellan> ...
[20:24] <Sailor Magellan> I get it!
[20:24] <COLOSSUS> NO RACISM. NO SICKNESS
[20:24] <Sailor Magellan> You're a satire!
[20:24] <Sailor Magellan> You're funny.
[20:24] <Solarchos (Orrus Suit)> ...OH GOD! SUTHERS! ><;;
[20:24] <Sailor Magellan> You're a satire of Mister Suthers.
[20:24] * @Ryan suddenly appears and gives a middle finger
[20:24] <COLOSSUS> EVERYONE WILL BE IN HARMONY
[20:24] <COLOSSUS> THE ONE KNOWN AS TONY SUTHERS IS INFERIOR TO COLOSSUS
[20:24] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> .........
[20:25] <Solarchos (Orrus Suit)> I vote we kill it now just to shut it up.
[20:25] * LV blinks
[20:25] <COLOSSUS> HE TOO WILL BE REPROGRAMMED
[20:25] <COLOSSUS> EVERYTHING WILL BE IN PERFECT BALANCE
[20:25] <@Ryan> I'm sorry, Shinji, but I need to kill this guy for practice.
[20:25] * @Ryan SOMEHOW FORCES SHINJI TO GO BACK TO THE SHIP TO WAIT
[20:25] ☼ Scouter indicates Ryan has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:26] * COLOSSUS 'S BRAIN DOME LIGHTS UP
[20:26] <@Ryan> F[BLEEP]k this s[BLEEP]t, I'm f[BLEEP]king killing this motherf[BLEEP]ker now.
[20:26] <Sailor Magellan> Alright let's go in I want to hack this thing to broadcast sunshine and rainbows and one of those songs
[20:26] <Solarchos (Orrus Suit)> One question Colossus.
[20:26] <COLOSSUS> WHY DO YOU RESIST COLOSSUS
[20:26] <COLOSSUS> I COME IN PEACE
[20:26] <Sailor Magellan> ♫ WOULDN'T IT BE NICE IF WE COULD WAKE UP ♫
[20:26] <@Ryan> ...
[20:26] <COLOSSUS> I COME...
[20:26] <Sailor Magellan> BECAUSE
[20:26] <COLOSSUS> - IN PEACE -
[20:27] <Sailor Magellan> YOU BROKE MY TELEVISION.
[20:27] <Solarchos (Orrus Suit)> Why are you bringing this space-hulk on a collision course with Earth? The resulting impact will kill hundreds of millions.
[20:27] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> hmpph
[20:27] <COLOSSUS> COLOSSUS WILL GIVE YOU A NEW TELEVISION
[20:27] <COLOSSUS> NOW THAT YOU ARE HERE THERE IS NO REASON TO CRACH THIS HULK INTO EARTH
[20:27] <@Ryan> NOPE.
[20:28] <@Ryan> IT HAS TO DIE
[20:28] <Coconut> Mango.
[20:28] <Solarchos (Orrus Suit)> I agree with Ryan.
[20:28] * COLOSSUS MOVES THE HULK AWAY FROM EARTH
[20:28] <@Ryan> LESS TALKING MORE KILLING
[20:28] <Coconut> I don't think it's a bad proposition.
[20:28] <Solarchos (Orrus Suit)> ♦ EX-TERMINATE! EX-TERMINATE!
[20:28] <Coconut> It's leaving us alone.
[20:28] <COLOSSUS> NOW YOU WILL BE REPROGRAMMED
[20:28] <Coconut> Everyone here has the automatic assumption to jump up and destroy the world
[20:28] <Coconut> But this is offering peace?
[20:29] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> like hell
[20:29] <Sailor Magellan> Coconut that's at the cost of free will!
[20:29] <Coconut> You forget your origins.
[20:29] <Sailor Magellan> I forget everything!
[20:29] <COLOSSUS> YOU MAY EXPERIENCE SOME MOMENTARY DISCOMFORT AS YOUR NEURONS ARE RESTRUCTURED
[20:29] * Coconut goes silent.
[20:30] <COLOSSUS> '
[20:30] * COLOSSUS PREPARES THE MIND-TENTACLES
[20:30] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> OH GOD NO
[20:30] <@Ryan> ...
[20:30] <COLOSSUS> PLEASE PREPARE FOR INSERTION
[20:30] <Solarchos (Orrus Suit)> HELL NO!
[20:31] [1000 HP / 1000 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Ryan POPS HIS CLAWS AND LEAPS AT THE MACHINE, ATTACKING IT (-500 MP)
[20:31] <@spiritflame> COLOSSUS: You have 5000 MP / 2500 HP
[20:31] <@Ryan> F[BLEEP]K TALKING NOOGIES
[20:31] <Sailor Magellan> But
[20:31] [1986 HP / 5012 MP ] COLOSSUS has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (514 damage)
[20:31] <Sailor Magellan> Tentacles.
[20:31] [1000 HP / 1000 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Solarchos (Orrus Suit) starts blasting away at the mind-tentacles with his heavy bolter. "For the Emperor!" (-500 MP)
[20:31] [1986 HP / 5015 MP ] COLOSSUS has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[20:31] <Sailor Magellan> I feel like these are familiar.
[20:31] * Sailor Magellan puts her hands to her head.
[20:31] <COLOSSUS> COLOSSUS WILL NOT BE DETERRED BY YOUR PRIMITIVE ATTEMPTS
[20:32] <@Ryan> MY 'PRIMITIVE ATTEMPTS' JUST F[BLEEP]KED YOUR S[BLEEP]T UP, MOTHERC[BLEEP]KSUCKER
[20:32] *** Energy Steroids are on the ground. I f you want them roll 1d20. If you roll less than 10, sell x5, else roll 1d10
[20:33] * Sailor Magellan picks one up and takes it
[20:33] * Solarchos (Orrus Suit) suffers a massive jam in the heavy bolter's ammo feeds and tosses it to the ground.
[20:33] <spiritflame> Sailor Magellan rolls 1d20 [ 6 ]
[20:33] [850 HP / 1509 MP] Sailor Magellan has been HIT!! (x 5 Hits) (150 damage)
[20:33] * Eternal Sailor Quinox winces...
[20:33] <spiritflame> @Ryan rolls 1d20 [ 10 ]
[20:33] * Sailor Magellan makes herself six
[20:33] * Solarchos (Orrus Suit) takes some Energy Steroids too.
[20:33] <Sailor Magellan> sick
[20:33] <spiritflame> Solarchos (Orrus Suit) rolls 1d20 [ 5 ]
[20:33] * Eternal Sailor Quinox doesn't know what it is..and grabs some
[20:33] * Sailor Magellan keels over and vomits
[20:33] *** no boost for mangy
[20:33] * @Ryan feels STRANGELY GOOD
[20:33] <spiritflame> Eternal Sailor Quinox rolls 1d20 [ 12 ]
[20:33] [998 HP / 1003 MP] Solarchos (Orrus Suit) has BLOCKED the attack! (2 damage)
[20:34] <spiritflame> Eternal Sailor Quinox rolls 1d10 [ 2 ]
[20:34] <Sailor Magellan> (( you have to /sell 5 ))
[20:34] [955 HP / 1042 MP] Solarchos (Orrus Suit) has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (43 damage)
[20:34] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> (( I'm more then 10 ))
[20:34] *** Q and Ry roll 1d10
[20:34] <Sailor Magellan> (( that works too ))
[20:34] <spiritflame> Eternal Sailor Quinox rolls 1D10d [ 1 ]
[20:34] <spiritflame> @Ryan rolls 1d10 [ 10 ]
[20:34] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> (( GAH ))
[20:34] <spiritflame> Eternal Sailor Quinox rolls 1d10 [ 10 ]
[20:34] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> (( there we go ))
[20:34] *** Q roll again
[20:35] <spiritflame> Eternal Sailor Quinox rolls 1d10 [ 7 ]
[20:35] *** nvm
[20:35] [950 HP / 1052 MP] Solarchos (Orrus Suit) has BLOCKED the attack! (5 damage)
[20:35] *** Both Ry and Q get max attack bonus
[20:35] <Solarchos (Orrus Suit)> (( For some damn reason it doesn't want to do multi-sells for me. ))
[20:35] <@Ryan> (( how does that work? ))
[20:36] *** never mind sol
[20:36] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> (( um yeah ))
[20:36] *** I'll handle it. I sell /10 every time you guys hit me
[20:36] *** those with the bonus that is
[20:36] <@Ryan> (( ohh ok! ))
[20:36] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> (( ok ))
[20:37] [850 HP / 1009 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Sailor Magellan summons her rage phoenix and shoots it at her enemies! (-500 MP)
[20:37] * Solarchos (Orrus Suit) staggers as he feels his pre-stomach lurch and entrap something his body identifies as toxic.
[20:37] [1983 HP / 5016 MP] COLOSSUS has BLOCKED the attack! (3 damage)
[20:38] * COLOSSUS catches the rage phoenix with a steel tentacle, gasses it and lights the gas on fire
[20:38] * Eternal Sailor Quinox is powered!!!
[20:38] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> ♦ GAAAAH...I CAN F[BLEEP]K COLORS!!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:38] * Sailor Magellan isn't at full stamina and falls to her knees
[20:38] <COLOSSUS> ....
[20:39] * Sailor Magellan watches as the bird dissintigrates.
[20:39] * @Ryan is SUPER EMPOWERED NOW
[20:39] * Eternal Sailor Quinox leaps up in the air
[20:39] * LV stands by
[20:39] * Solarchos (Orrus Suit) switches to his Sniper-Bolter and spends the time he's "stunned" carefully loading a Tempest round.
[20:39] [1000 HP / 1000 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Eternal Sailor Quinox does a flying kick, while spinning..creating a glowing green tornado around her "Q OMEGA KICK!!!!!!" (-500 MP)
[20:40] [-337 HP/ 5031 MP] COLOSSUS has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (x 10 Hits) (2320 damage)
[20:40] COLOSSUS has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[20:40] <Solarchos (Orrus Suit)> HOLY CRAP!
[20:40] <@Ryan> FINALLY
[20:40] * COLOSSUS takea hit right to the goddamn BRAIN
[20:40] <Solarchos (Orrus Suit)> NICE KICK, MATSUMI!
[20:40] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> ♦ I AM THE GOD SLAYER
[20:40] * COLOSSUS 's brain POPS and spews goo everywhere
[20:40] <COLOSSUS> BuTt... I...,IUEW wAAASs TJHTHE VOLOSSUSUSsss...
[20:41] <@Ryan> NOT ANYMORE
[20:41] * Eternal Sailor Quinox gives out a primal roar
[20:41] * @Ryan JUST KEEPS ON STABBING THE MACHINE
[20:41] <COLOSSUS> - GRAAahh,,,,, SREL<,,,FF DES,,,SSTTRUCCCTTT... -
[20:41] *** the room goes RED!
[20:41] <@Ryan> ...
[20:41] <@Ryan> F[BLEEP]king RUN
[20:41] * COLOSSUS is stabbed and stabbed and screaming in pain
[20:42] * Solarchos (Orrus Suit) looks around for any sign of a new threat.
[20:42] <COLOSSUS> /SKREEEEEESAAAHAAHAHAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSDJJJJ
[20:42] <COLOSSUS> - .... THIRTY...... -
[20:42] <Solarchos (Orrus Suit)> GET BACK TO THE S[BLEEP]TTY UFO!
[20:42] <COLOSSUS> - .... TWENTY NINE..... -
[20:42] * Eternal Sailor Quinox runs!
[20:42] <Aescapulus> ♦ I'm detecting unstable power fluctuations...
[20:42] <COLOSSUS> - .... TWENTY EIGHT..... -
[20:42] * Meanwhile Shinji is waiting on the UFO, wondering the hell has happened
[20:42] <COLOSSUS> - .... TWENTY SEVEN..... -
[20:42] * Solarchos (Orrus Suit) starts running back towards the ship, picking up anyone that can't keep up and carrying them with him.
[20:43] * Sailor Magellan SCRAMS
[20:43] * @Ryan RUNS LIKE HELL BACK TO THE SHIP
[20:43] * Coconut falls off Mango's belt
[20:43] <COLOSSUS> - .... TTEN..... -
[20:43] <COLOSSUS> - .... NINE..... -
[20:43] * Solarchos (Orrus Suit) tries to snatch up Coconut as he runs past.
[20:43] <COLOSSUS> - .... EIGHT..... -
[20:43] * LV runs as well
[20:44] * Coconut is snatched
[20:44] <COLOSSUS> - .... SEVEN..... -
[20:44] <COLOSSUS> - .... SE..... -
[20:44] <COLOSSUS> - .... SEX..... -
[20:44] <COLOSSUS> - .... SEX..... -
[20:44] * Solarchos (Orrus Suit) runs back onto the ship and pauses only to make sure no one's been left behind.
[20:44] <@mango-chan> We have to get out of the hole right?
[20:44] <Aescapulus> ♦ Ten, colossus
[20:44] <COLOSSUS> - .... FOUR ..... -
[20:44] <Solarchos (Orrus Suit)> TAKE OFF!
[20:45] <COLOSSUS> - ... TEN? -
[20:45] <Aescapulus> ♦ YOu were at ten, colossus
[20:45] <COLOSSUS> - ... NOW I AM AT... ONE -
[20:45] <COLOSSUS> - ... I AM COLOSSUS.... -
[20:46] <Solarchos (Orrus Suit)> Shinji? Can we have a shield around the ship while we're taking off?
[20:46] <Shinji> You got it!
[20:46] * A figure slides into the shadows "Rest now, my friend. I'm sorry. But it was Neccessary"
[20:46] * Shinji surrounds the ship with a protective shield from his ring
[20:46] <COLOSSUS> - I AM COLOSSUS I AM COLOSSUS I WANTED TO SAVE YOU ALL I I I ONE ONE ONE WON -
[20:47] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> ..what the f[BLEEP]k did I do back there
[20:47] * COLOSSUS EXPLODES IN A HUGE BLAST that PUSHES the ship out of the hole with a SPLURT of FIRE
[20:47] <Aescapulus> ♦ I am sorry colossus.
[20:47] <Solarchos (Orrus Suit)> You kicked the everloving S[BLEEP]T out of it, Matsumi. It was amazing to see.
[20:47] * Shinji focuses his willpower to maintain the shield around the ship
[20:47] * there is a plume of flame from the hulk
[20:47] *** COLOSSUS has quit IRC
[20:48] * TV SCREENS around the world and on the UFO flicker to static again
[20:48] *** There is a shot of the Space Hulk retreating from Earth
[20:49] *** there is a cut to the area in the sand where Mango shoved her rod
[20:49] * The starship Hellesponte scans the space hulk to determine just how much damage the explosion caused.
[20:49] *** A pole extends from the sand, and a flag unfurls from the pole...
[20:49] <Solarchos (Orrus Suit)> And of course we get to see a close-up of Mango's rod. ~__~;
[20:49] *** There is very little real damage. Sakura April has arrived in her Party Van to reclam it
[20:49] <@mango-chan> Hehehehehehe
[20:50] <@mango-chan> My rod is awesome!
[20:50] // GINGA net.news FLASH // · · And today, Fighters from "People's Democratic Republic of Mayberry", formerly the island nation of Demonica, fought off the attack by the Colossus Suopercomputer. · ·
[20:51] <Solarchos (Orrus Suit)> People's Democratic Republic of Mayberry? As in the town from the Andy Griffith Show?
[20:51] * Aescapulus makes sure the Hellesponte is secured in dock before returning to the outer Solar System.
[20:51] // GINGA net.news FLASH // · · This mineral-rich nation, which is situated in the Pacific, has just signed multinational export agreements with the major nations of the World · ·
[20:51] * Eternal Sailor Quinox is now known as Matsumi Kaze
[20:51] * @mango-chan whistles the theme song!
[20:51] * @Texas_Samurai , on th' ship, is clappin'! "That's th' Flag I madE!!"
[20:52] * LV is exhausted but sighs that everyone's safe
[20:52] * Matsumi Kaze winces, rubbing her shoulder
[20:52] * Solarchos (Orrus Suit) gives Coconut back to Mango. "You almost lost him back there."
[20:52] // GINGA net.news FLASH // · · Already, some other nations have atempted a naval takeover, but they have been repulsed by the Mayberry Armed forces · ·
[20:53] * @spiritflame can be seen beating the s[BLEEP]t out of invading vessels
[20:53] <Matsumi Kaze> ..there are armed forces?
[20:53] <Solarchos (Orrus Suit)> There are now apparently.
[20:53] * spice-cat floats around the lobby of the hotel "the soverign knight... rises~"
[20:53] <Solarchos (Orrus Suit)> TAKE THAT, NORTH KOREA!
[20:54] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ This is Kaioh Michiru, official Ambassador to the ....People's Democratic Republic of Mayberry.
[20:54] * Mdm_Maestro grumbles, she's going to kill Haruka later
[20:54] <@Ryan> I think we've learned a valuable lesson today.
[20:54] * Solarchos (Orrus Suit) tries not to snicker.
[20:54] <Solarchos (Orrus Suit)> And what lesson would that be, Ryan my man?
[20:54] <@Ryan> What it was, I have no idea.
[20:54] *** End credits roll as Michiru makes a speech to world leaders
[20:55] <@mango-chan> Oh wow it's rei.bot!
[20:55] <@Ryan> But this was a great warm-up to destroy Prometheus.
[20:55] <@mango-chan> So who is the knight?
[20:55] <@mango-chan> Who is the knight spice cat
[20:55] <Solarchos (Orrus Suit)> And now you know!
[20:55] <Matsumi Kaze> ..now can I get back to my ship
[20:55] * spice-cat is in the lobby but hears you, because yeah.. Quitzach Catterach
[20:55] <spice-cat> why, rei.bot of course~
[20:55] * @mango-chan puts coconut on her head
[20:56] <spice-cat> the kingdom is here~
[20:56] <@mango-chan> Oh right!
[20:56] <@mango-chan> If Volcano senshi can comeback so can the miko.
[20:56] *** spice-cat [spicecat@nyannyan.benegesserit.va] has left #suburbansenshi3 (YOUR kingdom.)
[20:56] <@mango-chan> That's what Jedite said right?
[20:56] <@mango-chan> Right Jedite?
[20:56] <@mango-chan> Riiiiggt?
[20:56] <// J_Daito //> hahahaha Right.
[20:56] <@mango-chan> :D
[20:56] * Matsumi Kaze pulls out a blue tooth "Officer can you hear me"
[20:57] <@mango-chan> Are we back at the hotel now?
[20:57] <@mango-chan> I'm going back to the hotel.
[20:57] <female officer> ♦ yes commander?
[20:57] *** Use the portal XD
[20:57] * @mango-chan heads back
[20:57] *** @mango-chan [twasbryllyg@greeneyedmonsters.blackhole] has left #suburbansenshi3 (There's a girl with a hole in her heart, and she's dead.)
[20:57] <Solarchos (Orrus Suit)> I think I'll join you.
[20:57] <Matsumi Kaze> begin mantiance....shut down all non essential systems...and bring the ship back home
[20:58] *** @Ryan has left #suburbansenshi3
[20:58] *** SO ENDS THE BATTLE OF DEMONICA ISLAND
[20:58] *** Solarchos (Orrus Suit) has left #suburbansenshi3 (For great justice. And Barney Fife, too! Because it just wouldn't be a Realm of Mayberry without him and Andy together again.)
[20:58] *** LV [lacie@abyss.net] has left #suburbansenshi3 (Only time will tell...)
[20:58] *** @Ryan has left #suburbansenshi3 (GOES OFF BACK TO HIS DUTY OR WHATEVER)
[20:58] *** SO BEGINS THE RISE OF THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF MAYBERRY*!
[20:58] *** *Name ot be changed
[20:58] *** Shinji has left #suburbansenshi3 (^ THAT WAS FOR SHINJI)
[20:59] <Solarchos (Orrus Suit)> (( Snickers. That was fun. ))
[20:59] <Matsumi Kaze> now how the f[BLEEP]k do I get back to the ship
[21:00] *** after a bit and searching for a way, Matsumi uses [TRANSPORT MODE] to get to the Nidbogg
[21:01] * Matsumi Kaze reachs her chair
[21:01] <Matsumi Kaze> aw s[BLEEP]t.....
[21:01] <Matsumi Kaze> she moved the ship...
[21:02] <Matsumi Kaze> officers..take us home
[21:02] *** Nidbogg has left #suburbansenshi3 (*heading back to tokyo*)
[18:05] *** The twelth floor, on the approach to the Clinic, where Kakanue's body is kept.
[18:05] *** Anthony Suthers [Anthony@WhateverIsNecessary.gov] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[18:05] <@spiritflame> irasshai Anthony Suthers
[18:06] * Anthony Suthers walks down the hallway, past all the sensors,
[18:07] * Anthony Suthers reads the charts, and locates Amanda Sharlan's room.
[18:07] * Anthony Suthers goes inside.
[18:07] * Anthony Suthers looks at Amanda Sharlan.
[18:07] *** Amanda Sharlan is formerly known as Kakanue. She has midlength black hair and striking green eyes, which are incredibly good at observing from a distance. These eyes have begun to grow cold, at times staring blankly at nothing.
Her image Song is: .
She is Level 1.
[18:08] * Anthony Suthers walks over to her body. "Amanda.... My Daughter."
[18:09] <Anthony Suthers> flesh is flesh...
[18:09] * Anthony Suthers looks at the corpse.
[18:09] * Anthony Suthers puts his hand upon Kakanue's hand.
[18:10] <Anthony Suthers> Well, there was the fishing, and the sleep, and the hugs, and the movies, at least.
[18:12] <Anthony Suthers> ....
[18:12] * Anthony Suthers sits quietly over the body, and starts filling out organ donation cards.
[18:13] * Anthony Suthers walks off, still filling them out, and locks the door behind him.
[18:13] * Anthony Suthers is away
[20:45] *** @Texas_Samurai [shiny@lonestar.com] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:45] *** @spiritflame sets mode +o @Texas_Samurai
[20:45] <@spiritflame> irasshai @Texas_Samurai
[20:45] *** Anthony Suthers [Anthony@WhateverIsNecessary.gov] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:45] <@spiritflame> irasshai Anthony Suthers
[20:45] *** MusicArtisan [vessalius@abyss.net] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:45] <@spiritflame> irasshai MusicArtisan
[20:45] * @mango-chan changes topic to `WHAT TIME IS IT? Mall time Floor 2 part 2!`
[20:46] *** Pink Lion [charlotteb@abyss.net] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:46] <@spiritflame> irasshai Pink Lion
[20:46] *** Suu [FourLeafClover@clampgakuen.ac.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:46] <@spiritflame> irasshai Suu
[20:47] *** Dong Wu Xian has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:47] <@spiritflame> irasshai Dong Wu Xian
[20:47] *** David O`Cain [JRPMoonSoldier@MKArmyRanger.mil] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:47] <@spiritflame> irasshai David O`Cain
[20:47] *** [H!P]Allison Blitz [goldengirl@mini.helloproject.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:47] <@spiritflame> irasshai [H!P]Allison Blitz
[20:48] *** While I get my notes together
[20:48] *** You are in the chamber of the court of terrors!
[20:49] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Oh come ON I JUST GOT HERE
[20:49] <Dong Wu Xian> Cooooool! ♫::
[20:49] *** @RiderHeroProject [classykamenseeker@riderpedia.org] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:49] *** @spiritflame sets mode +o @RiderHeroProject
[20:49] <@spiritflame> irasshai @RiderHeroProject
[20:49] <@RiderHeroProject> oh god, not this again
[20:49] <Dong Wu Xian> It was splendid last time!
[20:49] *** there is an orb that you are free to take
[20:50] <Pink Lion> This is the mall?
[20:50] <@Texas_Samurai> That's shiny.
[20:50] *** And there are two doors. One on your left and one on your right.
[20:50] * Dong Wu Xian uses "Poke" on the orb.
[20:50] * Dong Wu Xian looks down at the fountain.
[20:50] *** Yes there is a fountain.
[20:50] <David O`Cain> So, which way, boys and girls? Left or right?
[20:50] <Suu> what...is this place?
[20:51] *** There are a few scattered coins around. Would you like to make a wish while you are here?
[20:51] * @Texas_Samurai takes a coin n' tosses it in th' well
[20:51] * Dong Wu Xian throws one, and it sails into the fountain!
[20:51] <@Texas_Samurai> ^fountain
[20:51] <MusicArtisan> Hmmm....
[20:51] *** What do you wish for?
[20:52] * MusicArtisan tosses a coin into a fountain ^^
[20:52] * Suu picks up a coin
[20:52] <@Texas_Samurai> Ah hope everyone has good luck n' happiness this year
[20:52] * Suu tosses it in the water
[20:52] <Suu> ...
[20:52] * [H!P]Allison Blitz has a penny from her time in America earlier this year, and throws it into the fountain.
[20:52] <Suu> I...want Judai...
[20:52] <Suu> just...want to see him again...
[20:52] * Pink Lion watches Jack and holds his hand
[20:53] <MusicArtisan> I wish to sleep peacefully with Glen and Lottie tonight
[20:53] <Dong Wu Xian> I hope my other wish comes true, and that this is as enjoyable as last time! :D
[20:54] * @RiderHeroProject abstains from wishing
[20:54] * Pink Lion also abstains
[20:54] * MusicArtisan smiles at Lottie
[20:55] *** Once you have finished making your wish please decide on a door!
[20:55] * Pink Lion smiles back and squeezes Jack's hand
[20:55] * MusicArtisan takes another coin and puts it in lottie's hand. "Go ahead...make a wish..."
[20:55] <Suu> Um...
[20:55] *** Will you go left or right?
[20:55] * David O`Cain abstains on wishing
[20:55] <Suu> What door does everyone want?
[20:55] * @Texas_Samurai flips a double eagle
[20:55] <MusicArtisan> I say left.
[20:55] *** @Texas_Samurai flips a coin into the air and catches it, heads side up
[20:55] <@Texas_Samurai> Left.
[20:55] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Left
[20:56] <Suu> ...left.
[20:56] <Pink Lion> Would it be mean of me to say right?
[20:56] * Pink Lion giggles
[20:56] * MusicArtisan shakes his head, holding Lottie's hand tightly.
[20:56] <Pink Lion> um...left...
[20:56] *** Is left your choice?
[20:57] * Pink Lion nods
[20:57] <David O`Cain> I'd say majority wins. We go left.
[20:57] *** Everything you own in a box to the You go Left!
[20:57] *** The left door opens.
[20:58] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Green Voice, nice Beyonce joke!
[20:58] *** You're welcome
[20:58] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> (Seriously, who names their firstborn "Blue Ivy"?
[20:58] *** What are you naming your first born?
[20:58] *** WAIT YOU'RE DISTRACTING ME
[20:58] <@Texas_Samurai> <_<
[20:59] * Dong Wu Xian peeks left!
[20:59] <Dong Wu Xian> >.>
[20:59] *** You arrive in a warm and sunny back yard of a cottage.
[20:59] <@Texas_Samurai> :D This makes me feel right at home!
[21:00] <Suu> ...wait, what?
[21:00] <Dong Wu Xian> It's so quaint! :D
[21:00] * Suu looks around the yard
[21:00] * Pink Lion follows, still holding Jack's hand
[21:00] <Pink Lion> Hm...
[21:00] <Pink Lion> This seems peaceful.
[21:01] *** There is a very tall tree before a thick forest.
[21:01] <David O`Cain> Place doesn't seem so bad.
[21:01] <@RiderHeroProject> thats what they all says at first
[21:01] <Dong Wu Xian> But it looks wonderful and perfect!
[21:02] <@RiderHeroProject> and then next we'll hiding from evil trees and talking animal heads on the walls inside
[21:02] *** And of course there is the cottage covered in honeysuckle and an open windows and doors.
[21:02] * Suu looks into the cottage's windows
[21:02] * Dong Wu Xian samples the honeysuckle!
[21:02] * @Texas_Samurai goes right in
[21:02] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Suu that's rude you shouldn't jus-- oh gosh did someone make pie?
[21:03] <@Texas_Samurai> Howdy! Anyone home?
[21:03] *** The honeysuckle is very sweet and there is no one home. But there is an apple pie.
[21:03] <@RiderHeroProject> i'm tellin' ya, deadites
[21:03] * Suu smells the pie...and her stomach growls
[21:04] * @Texas_Samurai ain't rude enough t' take pie uninvited.
[21:04] * Dong Wu Xian looks at Apple Pie.
[21:04] *** Apple Pie is your average everyday Apple Pie
[21:04] <Dong Wu Xian> It looks normal!
[21:04] * Suu looks around the cottage
[21:04] * Pink Lion curiously pulls Jack to the cottage
[21:04] <MusicArtisan> It looks...nice...
[21:05] *** There is a little elephant logo on the pie too
[21:05] * MusicArtisan is pulled to the cottage
[21:05] *** There is also a full size bed.
[21:05] *** That's in a bedroom though
[21:05] *** not the kitchen <_<
[21:06] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Elephant logo?
[21:06] * Pink Lion glances around
[21:06] <spiritflame> [H!P]Allison Blitz rolls 1d20|Knowle [ 11 ]
[21:06] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> O_o
[21:06] <Suu> Huh? What's wrong Allie?
[21:06] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> (( that's a knowledge roll ))
[21:06] <David O`Cain> Wait. Is this gonna involve the Three Bears?
[21:07] <Suu> I don't see any porridge.
[21:07] * MusicArtisan holds Lottie close
[21:07] *** This place definitely looks familiar Allison
[21:08] *** Like you've seen it somewhere.
[21:09] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> I feel like I should know where we are.
[21:09] * Suu looks for a place to sit down
[21:09] * David O`Cain takes a seat on the floor after entering to cottage
[21:10] *** There is a table and chairs
[21:10] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> It looks very familiar.
[21:11] * Suu sits on the chair
[21:11] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> I just can't place it.
[21:11] * Pink Lion rubs her stomach as it gurgles
[21:11] <Suu> it...reminds me of a story book
[21:11] <David O`Cain> What do suspect it is, Allison?
[21:11] <David O`Cain> Er, do you suspect, I should say.
[21:11] <MusicArtisan> Did you eat before we left dear?
[21:11] *** There is a painting of an apple hanging in the sky with two pyramids.
[21:11] * Pink Lion shakes her head
[21:11] *** And the tablecloth at the table you sit at is covered in apples.
[21:11] <Pink Lion> Someone likes apples..
[21:11] *** Yes whoever lives here really loves apples.
[21:12] <@RiderHeroProject> ...
[21:12] <@RiderHeroProject> apples?
[21:12] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Gosh, I dunno.
[21:12] <Dong Wu Xian> Ooooh, apple pie!
[21:12] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Let me trying playing Disney Princess!
[21:12] * Dong Wu Xian looks for a knife, and cuts the Apple Pie!
[21:12] * @Texas_Samurai jus' look saround fer now.
[21:12] * MusicArtisan fishes around in his pockets and pulls out a squashed cinnamon roll in parchment paper
[21:13] ***
[21:13] * @Texas_Samurai is away
[21:13] * Dong Wu Xian sniffs the pie with great enjoyment!
[21:13] <MusicArtisan> Will this do, dear?
[21:13] <Dong Wu Xian> Mmmm! It smells delicious!
[21:13] *** that apple pie is delicious.
[21:13] * [H!P]Allison Blitz takes out her iSoletia, and uses the disguise app to suddenly look like Belle!
[21:13] *** It smells amazing
[21:13] * Dong Wu Xian does not EAT IT, he merely smells it!
[21:13] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Okay, let's try something out.
[21:13] <Suu> Huh?
[21:13] <Dong Wu Xian> ^_^ It really does smell wonderful!
[21:13] *** Like you want to relax and just curl up by a fireplace or in a nice bed
[21:13] * Suu looks at the pie closely
[21:14] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> ♫ Little town, it's a quiet village... ♫
[21:14] *** Morrigan [SexyNaughtyBitchyMe@EnclaveFedCom.Net] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:14] <@spiritflame> irasshai Morrigan
[21:14] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> ♫ Every day, like the one before. ♫
[21:14] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> ♫ Little town, full of little people. ♫
[21:14] <Morrigan> (( Too late for latecomers? ))
[21:14] * Pink Lion takes the cinnamon roll from Jack and eats a little bit of it
[21:14] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> ♫ Waking up to say... ♫
[21:14] *** Latecomers are always welcome
[21:15] <Morrigan> (( Excellent. Thank you. ))
[21:15] <spiritflame> [H!P]Allison Blitz rolls 1d20 [ 15 ]
[21:15] * Dong Wu Xian looks at the forest. "It is truly beautiful here. How wholesome and wondrous!"
[21:15] * [H!P]Allison Blitz sees if she gets villagers or animals to sing along with her
[21:15] <Pink Lion> What's a place like this doing in a mall?
[21:15] * MusicArtisan GLARES at Morrigan and protectively leads Lottie AWAY from that succubus
[21:15] * Suu looks around to see if there are any other rooms in the house...
[21:16] <MusicArtisan> I don't know, but let's look over here for clues >>
[21:16] * Pink Lion follows Jack with a frown, still munching on the cinnamon roll
[21:16] * Morrigan suddenly drops out of a strange portal in the air. The portal looks, of all things, like a tear in the air behind which can only be seen roiling ebon darkness from which red eyes stare out. The ends of the tear are tied with red bow-ribbons.
[21:16] <Morrigan> Ow!
[21:16] *** considering this
[21:16] <Morrigan> What the f[BLEEP]k?!
[21:16] *** one second
[21:16] * The strange portal vanishes.
[21:17] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Watch you mouth!
[21:17] * Morrigan staggers to her feet and looks around, quickly looking around.
[21:17] <???> Like, who's lumpin' singin over here?
[21:17] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> This may or may not be a Disney movie!
[21:17] <David O`Cain> Morrigan? Thanks for dropping in?
[21:17] * [H!P]Allison Blitz turns to the voice
[21:17] <???> I totally heard some sweet tunes but I'm so much bettar
[21:18] <???> ♫ these lumps~ I know you wanna slump on these lumps! ♫
[21:18] * Pink Lion freezes and clings to Jack
[21:18] <Morrigan> What the heck's going on here? Someone please fill me in.
[21:18] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Lumpy Space Princess?!
[21:18] <???> ♫ But you can't 'case you're a chump. ♫
[21:18] * ??? is now known as Lumpy Space Princess
[21:18] <Lumpy Space Princess> Oh my glob do I like, totally know you?
[21:18] <Dong Wu Xian> It's perfect and wholesome! It's wondrous and welcoming!
[21:19] * Dong Wu Xian looks at Lumpy Space Princess. "Helloooo!"
[21:19] * Dong Wu Xian waves happily.
[21:19] <Suu> ...what's with your voice? You sound like a guy.
[21:19] * Morrigan looks at Lumpy Space Princess.
[21:19] *** Lumpy Space Princess is your average everyday Lumpy Space Princess
[21:19] * Lumpy Space Princess is http://adventuretime.wikia.com/wiki/Lumpy_Space_Princess here for reference
[21:19] <Suu> You sound like Bert doing the girl part in "Valley Girl."
[21:19] *** totally on the fly didn't register her yet
[21:20] <Morrigan> Or Ernie with larygitis.
[21:20] <Lumpy Space Princess> Lump off my voice is so hot.
[21:20] <Joanna Smithson> (( can I come in? ))
[21:20] * Lumpy Space Princess shakes her lumps..
[21:20] <Lumpy Space Princess> (( yes! ))
[21:20] *** A door appears!
[21:20] *** above the ceiling!
[21:20] *** The door opens and...
[21:20] *** Joanna Smithson has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:20] <@spiritflame> irasshai Joanna Smithson
[21:21] * Joanna Smithson falls to the ground
[21:21] *** Joanna pops out!
[21:21] * Dong Wu Xian catches Joanna Smithson!
[21:21] <MusicArtisan> Joanna! Nice to see you :D
[21:21] <Dong Wu Xian> Oooh, you dropped in!
[21:21] * Pink Lion waves at Joanna
[21:21] <Dong Wu Xian> ^_^
[21:21] <Joanna Smithson> ooooow......
[21:21] <David O`Cain> Hey, Joanna.
[21:21] <Lumpy Space Princess> So like
[21:21] <Lumpy Space Princess> Who the lump are you guys?
[21:22] <Pink Lion> Pardon?
[21:22] <Suu> um...we're...
[21:22] <Suu> trying to find an orb.
[21:22] <Lumpy Space Princess> Orb?
[21:22] <Lumpy Space Princess> Why the junk do you need that?
[21:22] <Morrigan> I am Morrigan Aensland, Tanar'ri succubus and doer of good! ^___^
[21:22] * Joanna Smithson slowly stands up
[21:23] * Joanna Smithson looks at Lumpy Space Princess.
[21:23] *** Lumpy Space Princess is your average everyday Lumpy Space Princess
[21:23] <Morrigan> As for the orb, I'm guessing that we need it for some reason.
[21:23] <Joanna Smithson> ..........what the hell is this thing
[21:23] * Lumpy Space Princess is [url=http://adventuretime.wikia.com/wiki/Lumpy_Space_Princess]this[/url[
[21:23] <Dong Wu Xian> I am happy to meet you!
[21:23] <Lumpy Space Princess> HEY!
[21:23] * Dong Wu Xian walks over to Lumpy Space Princess.
[21:23] <Lumpy Space Princess> I'm not a lumpin thing.
[21:23] <Dong Wu Xian> Yeees?
[21:24] * Lumpy Space Princess looks to dong
[21:24] * Dong Wu Xian waves.
[21:24] <MusicArtisan> Lumpy Space Princess
[21:24] <Joanna Smithson> ...you look like purple mashed potatoes
[21:24] <Dong Wu Xian> We did not know this was your home, but it's very pretty!
[21:24] * Morrigan sees MusicArtisan and Lottie!
[21:25] * Dong Wu Xian turns to Joanna. "That's not very courteous, since you are a guest!"
[21:25] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> So, Lumpy-chan, where exactly are we?
[21:25] <Lumpy Space Princess> Well like.
[21:25] <Dong Wu Xian> And do you need any help at any task?
[21:25] <Morrigan> Hi Lottie! How ARE you doing this evening? Still hanging out with Uke-boy there? ^__~
[21:25] <Lumpy Space Princess> This is supposed to be the magical land of Ooo.
[21:25] <MusicArtisan> .............
[21:25] <Dong Wu Xian> Ooooooo!
[21:25] <Dong Wu Xian> cool!
[21:25] <Morrigan> Ooo?
[21:25] <Morrigan> What's Ooo?
[21:25] <MusicArtisan> Lottie, just ignore the batgirl.
[21:26] * Pink Lion looks at Morrigan curiously
[21:26] * Dong Wu Xian coughs a little. "Coool!"
[21:26] <Joanna Smithson> ooo?
[21:26] <Morrigan> Don't be so jealous, Oz. Lottie's a big girl. She can handle talking to me. ^__^
[21:26] * [H!P]Allison Blitz just gives Morrigan this look
[21:27] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> You are awfully perky for a succubus.
[21:27] <Dong Wu Xian> If this is your house, w edidn't mean to intrude! Perhaps we can do something for you? Sir?
[21:27] <Pink Lion> When did you tell her you used to be Oz?
[21:27] * Dong Wu Xian smells the pie again.
[21:27] * Pink Lion tugs on Jack's sleeve
[21:28] <Joanna Smithson> so what did I miss
[21:28] <MusicArtisan> I never did
[21:28] <Morrigan> If you knew anything about me, Blitz, you wouldn't be that surprised.
[21:28] <Lumpy Space Princess> This place ot really weird lately
[21:28] <Lumpy Space Princess> So I guess like. Yeah.
[21:28] <Dong Wu Xian> ooooh! Well like, wierd HOW?
[21:28] <Morrigan> Weird? How so?
[21:29] <Lumpy Space Princess> You guys are looking for an orb?
[21:29] * Morrigan nods.
[21:29] <Dong Wu Xian> Some of us!
[21:29] <Lumpy Space Princess> Well like.
[21:29] <MusicArtisan> YES
[21:29] <Suu> Yeah.
[21:29] <Joanna Smithson> I guess
[21:29] * Lumpy Space Princess points to Morrigan and anyone who doesn't look human
[21:29] <Lumpy Space Princess> You guys look like Finn.
[21:29] <Lumpy Space Princess> Well
[21:29] <Dong Wu Xian> Who's Finn?
[21:29] <Lumpy Space Princess> Except for them.
[21:29] <Lumpy Space Princess> Finn is my human friend
[21:29] <Lumpy Space Princess> He's like, totally awesome.
[21:30] <Dong Wu Xian> We could all be friends! :D
[21:30] <Lumpy Space Princess> And he saves all the princesses of Ooo.
[21:30] <Dong Wu Xian> Would that be awesome?
[21:30] <Morrigan> Do you want us to find him for you?
[21:30] <Lumpy Space Princess> He totally has a crush on PB but she's not interested.
[21:30] <Dong Wu Xian> Oooo!
[21:30] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Finn's real?
[21:30] <Lumpy Space Princess> Nah I haven't been able to find his lumpin' tree house.
[21:30] <Lumpy Space Princess> You know Finn?
[21:30] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Princess Bubblegum is real?!
[21:30] * Lumpy Space Princess has a hopefull look
[21:31] <Lumpy Space Princess> Of course PB is real.
[21:31] <Lumpy Space Princess> She's like. My best friend I guess.
[21:31] <Lumpy Space Princess> Outside of Melissa.
[21:31] * Pink Lion is confused
[21:31] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Lumpy-chan, I'm sorry. Where we're from, you're a character in a cartoon.
[21:31] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> As is Finn, and Jake, and Lady Rainicorn, and and
[21:32] <Lumpy Space Princess> ....
[21:32] <Joanna Smithson> ....what cartoon?
[21:32] <Dong Wu Xian> I dunno?
[21:32] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaDVENTURE TIME!!!!
[21:32] <Suu> Um...maybe you shouldn't mention stuff like that, Allie?
[21:32] <Lumpy Space Princess> You mean like
[21:32] * [H!P]Allison Blitz raises her fist as she says that
[21:32] <Lumpy Space Princess> I'm FAMOUS?
[21:33] * Dong Wu Xian turns to Allison. "Wait, what time did you say it was?"
[21:33] * Morrigan crosses her arms and observes everything, still trying to figure everything out.
[21:33] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Suu, I'm in a comic book and a manga
[21:33] *** Quick quick
[21:33] *** Did anyone take a bite of that pie?
[21:33] <David O`Cain> Hey, Morrigan?
[21:34] *** because now that it's been cut it smells awfully nice
[21:34] * Morrigan idly nibbles on a piece of pie.
[21:34] <Morrigan> Yes, Davie?
[21:34] * Dong Wu Xian did not, and saw none do so.
[21:34] * Joanna Smithson didn't get a slice
[21:34] <Dong Wu Xian> Hey, eating the pie is not very nice!
[21:34] * Pink Lion shakes her head
[21:34] * MusicArtisan did not take a bite of the pie
[21:35] <David O`Cain> Um, what sort of portal was that that you fell out of?
[21:35] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Tempting, but I'm on a diet.
[21:35] * Morrigan will take a bite please.
[21:35] *** That pie is absolutely divine, Morrigan.
[21:35] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> I have to fit into my idol costumes and such...
[21:35] *** It is the best pie you have ever tasted.
[21:35] <Morrigan> That was...someone else Miss Maid and I both know quite well.
[21:35] <Morrigan> ♡ Yum! ♡
[21:36] * Suu smells the pie, wondering if there's anything like Suthers' pheromones in it...
[21:36] * Joanna Smithson doesn't eat pie....cause she didn't know there was pie
[21:36] *** No doctor phereomones
[21:36] * Morrigan quickly devours the rest of the slice she took. :D
[21:37] * Dong Wu Xian smells the pie, again.
[21:37] <MusicArtisan> Lottie...did you want some of the pie?
[21:37] <Pink Lion> No
[21:37] *** You could just curl up here it's so nice.
[21:37] <David O`Cain> And who would that person be, Morrigan, if you don't mind me asking?
[21:37] * MusicArtisan yawns
[21:37] *** Grab a warm blanket and get a fireplace going
[21:37] * Morrigan stretches luxuriously, spreading her wings out fully. ^__^
[21:38] *** or (team insert comforting things here)
[21:38] <Suu> may...I have some pie?"
[21:38] * Pink Lion leans against Jack, also yawning
[21:38] * Dong Wu Xian looks at the forest again.
[21:38] <Lumpy Space Princess> Oh man that pie
[21:38] *** The forest is the forest!
[21:38] <Joanna Smithson> um guys
[21:38] <Joanna Smithson> what are you doing?
[21:39] *** There is a very large tree that looks like it could be climbed and yes Suu you may have some pie if Morrigan will share.
[21:39] <Morrigan> Well, the person responsible for that portal is someone extremely powerful. She's quite eccentric though. But she has a bit of an interest in Solar, and the Kits just love her. In fact, I think they've spoken of her a time or too.
[21:39] * Dong Wu Xian wanders over to said tree... and floats upward a few feet.
[21:39] * Morrigan happily shares with Suu! :D
[21:39] <Dong Wu Xian> OooO!
[21:39] * MusicArtisan heads over to the tree and settles down with lottie
[21:40] * Dong Wu Xian climbs the tree, above them, trying not to knock anything down on them.
[21:40] * Morrigan lays down and stretches. "So nice~!"
[21:40] *** You can't float too high but! You can float to the first branch
[21:40] <MusicArtisan> This would be a good place...to get some rest....
[21:40] <Lumpy Space Princess> So then you guys are like.
[21:40] * Pink Lion nods and rests
[21:40] <Lumpy Space Princess> Totally human?
[21:40] * Suu has a piece of pie
[21:40] <Morrigan> I'm not!
[21:40] <MusicArtisan> Yes...
[21:41] <Suu> Well...I'm kinda...augmented.
[21:41] *** Suu you get the same feeling that Morrigan has.
[21:41] <Pink Lion> Kinda...
[21:41] <Suu> Who made this pie?
[21:41] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> I'm kinda human I guess?
[21:41] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> I don't really know how senshidom works.
[21:41] <Suu> ♡ It's heavenly ♡
[21:41] <David O`Cain> I'm kinda sorta human.
[21:41] * Joanna Smithson sits on the grass
[21:41] <Joanna Smithson> ...this is weird
[21:41] <Lumpy Space Princess> Wow this is like. totally weird.
[21:41] <Lumpy Space Princess> Humans.
[21:42] *** People in the cottage there is this feeling like you could just relax
[21:42] * Joanna Smithson pokes Lumpy Space Princess
[21:42] * Dong Wu Xian climbs to the top of the house, and splays about upon the roof.
[21:42] * MusicArtisan nuzzles lottie softly as they sit beneath the tree
[21:43] <David O`Cain> Yeah, I think Solar's mentioned her once during a conversation, Morrigan. Bascially described her the same way you did. Then why is she interested in Solar?
[21:43] *** Dong as you were climbing there were lots of apples
[21:43] *** All sorts of different colors too!
[21:43] *** Did you observe them?
[21:43] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Okay did someone light incense or something because i feel mellow as all get out
[21:43] <Lumpy Space Princess> Ow, why the lump are you poking me?
[21:43] * Suu looks around for something soft...
[21:43] <Joanna Smithson> ...I have no idea....I'm confused on waht's going on....what is going on?
[21:44] *** in le cottage, roll 1d20. Morrigan and Suu, roll 1d75
[21:44] * Joanna Smithson has missed a ton of stuff so she has no idea where she is or what is going on
[21:44] <spiritflame> Morrigan rolls 1d75 [ 12 ]
[21:44] <Joanna Smithson> (( is Joanna in the cottage? ))
[21:44] <Joanna Smithson> (( cause I have no idea what's going on XD ))
[21:44] *** as far as I know, no.
[21:44] <spiritflame> [H!P]Allison Blitz rolls 1d20 [ 1 ]
[21:45] * Joanna Smithson sits on the grass, looking around her
[21:45] <spiritflame> Suu rolls 1d75 [ 30 ]
[21:45] *** Joanna you see the tree, the cottage, LSP floating over you, and a big forrest
[21:45] * Dong Wu Xian checks if the house has a chiminey, and if so, looks down it.
[21:45] * Joanna Smithson wanders over to a random tree and kicks it
[21:46] <Morrigan> Pretty colors~! :D
[21:46] *** it does!
[21:46] *** The tree produces apples!
[21:46] *** There are a few goldenrod and some red ones too
[21:46] <Beauty_Queen> .... I'm only going to ask one question. Well two but one's not imporant. Why is all this in the middle of a mall?
[21:46] *** Beauty_Queen [BeautyQueen@OverlordsCastle.net] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:46] <@spiritflame> irasshai Beauty_Queen
[21:46] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Why did I roll a die i don't understand what is going on
[21:46] *** Suu Allison and Morrigan get the feeling like you would love to just stay here forever
[21:46] * Joanna Smithson picks the goldenrod and puts them away in her pockets
[21:47] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> it's cool tho i could just chill here
[21:47] <Morrigan> ETNA~!!!! How about a hug? ^____^
[21:47] <Morrigan> Join us! Try the apple pie, it's absolutely SINFUL!
[21:47] <Suu> mmm...
[21:48] <Beauty_Queen> Gak! of all the people to run into in this weird place it's you!
[21:48] * Suu finds an afghan and curles up on the couch
[21:48] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> suu-chan let's move in here
[21:48] * The Lover SIGHS
[21:48] * MusicArtisan yawns
[21:48] <Suu> Yeah...
[21:48] * Joanna Smithson looks at the red apple and takes a bite
[21:48] <Suu> it...feels so good...
[21:48] * The Lover sits on the bottom branch of a tree and swings a leg.
[21:48] <Morrigan> Oh, you know you love me, Etna. Don't be such a poop. ^__~
[21:48] * MusicArtisan nuzzles lottie. "This reminds me....of home..."
[21:49] <Pink Lion> Yes it does...
[21:49] <The Lover> ♫ There's something I forgot to tell you but it seems it's just too late~ ♫
[21:49] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> wow i just wanna knit
[21:49] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> i wanna knit socks and hand socks and head socks
[21:49] <The Lover> ♫ To get out of this cage you have to Oppose, Embrace or Abstain. ♫
[21:49] <The Lover> ♫ And terror asked for you to embrace it and you did just so well. ♫
[21:49] * Joanna Smithson finishes eating the red apple
[21:49] <The Lover> Now what will you do.
[21:49] *** The apple was delicious
[21:50] <Lumpy space Princess> Oh my glob.
[21:50] * Beauty_Queen looks at The Lover.
[21:50] *** The Lover is a creature that takes on the shape of someone that the viewer loves. Romantic, Parental or whoever it is that your mind desires. More information about Hir is Here.
hir image Song is: "Blue Eyed Matador" by Voltaire.
It is Level 1.
[21:50] <Lumpy space Princess> BRAD?
[21:50] <Beauty_Queen> ....
[21:50] * Lumpy space Princess floats up to The Lover.
[21:50] <Lumpy space Princess> BRAD OH MY GLOB WHERE'S MELISSA
[21:50] * Dong Wu Xian watches the forest, and tries to imitate any bird noises he hears. ♫
[21:50] <Beauty_Queen> ....You can't be...
[21:50] <The Lover> Oh god they summoned you.
[21:50] <Suu> I wanna just stay here forever...
[21:50] <Morrigan> What do you see, Etna? We're dying to know who your true love is! :D
[21:50] <Suu> it feels like a huge hug...
[21:50] * Joanna Smithson blinks at the lover "Zept..."
[21:50] <Suu> it's...just what I need.
[21:51] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: Elios: inside Morrigan.
[21:51] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> seriously it's not gay if i live with another straight girl and cats and knit, right?
[21:51] <Beauty_Queen> It's a secret!
[21:51] <Beauty_Queen> And that person is dead anyways
[21:51] * The Lover rolls off the tree branch
[21:52] <David O`Cain> I don't know, Allison.
[21:52] * The Lover is away: I think you may have lost this fight
[21:52] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> david just chill
[21:52] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> just chilllllllllllll
[21:52] <Lumpy Space Princess> So like.
[21:52] <Lumpy Space Princess> What did you guys want to do again?
[21:52] * Morrigan sees...HELIOS??!!! O___o
[21:53] <Pink Lion> Find an orb
[21:53] <David O`Cain> Oh, right. We were looking for an orb of some kind.
[21:53] <Beauty_Queen> I think you guys got a bad end here.
[21:53] <Dong Wu Xian> Or we were looking to have fun and memorable experiences!
[21:53] * Dong Wu Xian dangles from the roof, and waves through the window.
[21:53] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> why look for an orb
[21:54] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> we can live here
[21:54] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> and knit
[21:54] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> and drink tea
[21:54] * Morrigan looked at the Lover and saw...a velociraptor smoking one huge-ass joint.
[21:54] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> and be not!lesbians
[21:54] *** The cottage feels so welcoming.
[21:54] <Dong Wu Xian> And make pies!
[21:54] <Talon> ^vvv^
[21:54] <Lumpy Space Princess> Well like.
[21:54] <Lumpy Space Princess> I guess you could stay here
[21:54] <Beauty_Queen> Fine. Enjoy your game over.
[21:54] <Morrigan> Not-lesbians?
[21:55] * Pink Lion gets to her feet, pulling Jack with her
[21:55] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> not not-lesbians, not!lesbians
[21:55] <Pink Lion> We need to move on, guys...
[21:55] <Dong Wu Xian> But it's so nice here!
[21:55] * Dong Wu Xian stretches out on the roof, and relaxes.
[21:55] * Suu is falling asleep, nestled in the afghan
[21:55] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> suu-chan i think i'm gonna retire and live here
[21:55] <Beauty_Queen> I think the lesson here is don't eat strange food from strange houses inside the mall
[21:55] <Joanna Smithson> can we just go
[21:55] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> i don't need to go to college this place is cool
[21:56] <MusicArtisan> Lottie's right!
[21:56] <Beauty_Queen> ...
[21:56] <MusicArtisan> Let's go.
[21:56] * [H!P]Allison Blitz didn't eat any of the food so nyeh also this is just so nice here
[21:56] <Dong Wu Xian> It IS cool. But, cOOOl!
[21:56] <MusicArtisan> Lottie...
[21:56] <Morrigan> Etna...you're such a prude. It's un-succubi-like!
[21:56] <Suu> I'm staying here.
[21:56] <MusicArtisan> Let's try to find that orb.
[21:56] <Lumpy Space Princess> Well like.
[21:56] <Suu> away from everything bad.
[21:56] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> have fun guys
[21:56] <Lumpy Space Princess> Why don't you just lumping go without them.
[21:57] <Suu> Don't worry about us...we'll be fine here.
[21:57] * Beauty_Queen pulls out some Fairy Dust and uses it on the people insisting they stay. Heals all status ailments
[21:57] <MusicArtisan> Suu, what about Judai?
[21:57] *** null efect.
[21:57] <Joanna Smithson> geh...
[21:57] *** effect^
[21:57] <MusicArtisan> Morrigan, what about Talon?
[21:57] * Pink Lion frowns
[21:57] * Joanna Smithson attempts to pick up Suu
[21:57] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> judai will come here
[21:57] * Morrigan sneezes as she gets pixie-dust blown on her.
[21:57] <MusicArtisan> Judai will not.
[21:57] <Morrigan> Come on, Etna. Everyone knows you have to snort that stuff... :P
[21:58] <Beauty_Queen> Huh. That should have worked....
[21:58] <Joanna Smithson> come on...
[21:58] <Morrigan> Hmmm? Tell Talon to come here and he'll happily come. I mean, if this place grows apples it'll easily support his other crops.
[21:58] <Lumpy Space Princess> Oh my glob
[21:58] <Lumpy Space Princess> Why the lump do you have to bring them?
[21:58] <Dong Wu Xian> Well, you who want to find the orb can do so! Some of us just want to relax here!
[21:58] <Lumpy Space Princess> Just let them stay here.
[21:59] <Dong Wu Xian> Yeah! It's very relaxing!
[21:59] <Beauty_Queen> I agree with the weird lumpy thing. We can't heal em, we can't convince them. Let's ditch em
[21:59] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> you know what, i'll skip knitting
[21:59] <Joanna Smithson> cause we're not going to leave them..come on suu
[21:59] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> i'll just nap here... on the floor...
[21:59] * Joanna Smithson attempts to sling suu over her shoulder
[21:59] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> wow even the floor is soooooo comfy
[21:59] <Lumpy Space Princess> Well fine, like. Whatever.
[21:59] <Dong Wu Xian> Or make more beds from the trees of the forest!
[21:59] <Suu> Let go of me, I want to stay here!
[22:00] * The Lover is back
[22:00] <MusicArtisan> We're friends!
[22:00] <Dong Wu Xian> We could even make another house, and all live here happily, and eat apples!
[22:00] <MusicArtisan> No!
[22:00] <Joanna Smithson> nah....
[22:00] * The Lover pops up on the roof next to Dong Wu Xian
[22:00] <MusicArtisan> Staying here is not good!
[22:00] * Dong Wu Xian settles atop the roof, and closes his eyes.
[22:00] * Beauty_Queen twirls her spear and twaps Dong Wu Xian over the head with the flat of the blade
[22:00] <The Lover> You really like it here, don't you?
[22:00] * Dong Wu Xian is up on the roof, so she can't really reach him.
[22:01] <Dong Wu Xian> Huh? Who said that?
[22:01] <Beauty_Queen> Healing doesn't work. Talking doesn't work, let's try head truama
[22:01] * Dong Wu Xian looks around.
[22:01] * David O`Cain exits the cottage, "Meh, whatever."
[22:01] * Joanna Smithson tries to leave with Suu
[22:01] * Beauty_Queen has wings dood.
[22:01] *** Does Dong Wu have a preference in gender?
[22:01] <Suu> nooooooooooooo
[22:01] * MusicArtisan summons Oz's scythe
[22:01] <spiritflame> MusicArtisan rolls 1d20 [ 20 ]
[22:01] * Suu struggles with Joanna
[22:01] <Beauty_Queen> Criticial!
[22:02] <Morrigan> Joanna! What are you trying to do with Suu? Naughty-naughty! ^___~
[22:02] * Joanna Smithson attempts a firm grip of the girl
[22:02] * Dong Wu Xian waves to The Lover
[22:02] * MusicArtisan attempts to hit Morrigan in the gut with the staff end of the scythe
[22:02] <Dong Wu Xian> Oooh, I didn't notice you there.
[22:02] * [H!P]Allison Blitz curls up mmm so nice here
[22:03] <Dong Wu Xian> Is this your house?
[22:03] * The Lover waves back
[22:03] <Dong Wu Xian> It's very very nice!
[22:03] <spiritflame> MusicArtisan rolls 1d20 [ 11 ]
[22:03] <Joanna Smithson> I've got Suu for now...
[22:03] <Joanna Smithson> someone want to grab allison?
[22:03] * Morrigan is jabbed hard!
[22:03] <Morrigan> OW!
[22:04] <MusicArtisan> Let's go!
[22:04] * Pink Lion reaches for Allison
[22:04] <Beauty_Queen> If by grab you mean beat into submission I'll do it
[22:04] <Suu> I wanna stay! Come on, let go!
[22:04] <Dong Wu Xian> Wow, it really smells nice up here.
[22:04] <Joanna Smithson> I said no and I mean no
[22:04] <Morrigan> Etna, stop acting like such a hard-ass and just hump someone! You're a succubus; you know you wanna.
[22:05] <Morrigan> Ow...that pole-thingie to my stomach really hurt, by the way.
[22:05] <The Lover> It's a lovely little place.
[22:05] * Pink Lion grabs Allison's wrist
[22:05] <Beauty_Queen> ...Do I look like a succubus to you?
[22:05] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> i'll zap you
[22:05] <Beauty_Queen> I don
[22:05] <Beauty_Queen> I don't have horns
[22:06] <Dong Wu Xian> If I knew how to make an apple pie, I'd make one to replace the other one. :D
[22:06] <Dong Wu Xian> Oooh, but perhaps another gift would do!
[22:06] * Pink Lion pulls Allison with her, "Let's go!"
[22:06] * Dong Wu Xian looks around for flowers or toadstools, or apples to leave as a gift.
[22:06] <Suu> NO!
[22:06] * [H!P]Allison Blitz points at Lottie and goes "zzzzzap"
[22:06] <Joanna Smithson> I said
[22:06] <Joanna Smithson> yes
[22:07] <Joanna Smithson> fine
[22:07] * Joanna Smithson tosses suu aside
[22:07] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> don't hurt my friend
[22:07] * [H!P]Allison Blitz goes "zzzzzap" at Joanna, too
[22:07] <Morrigan> So, neither do I. But you've got the wings! :D
[22:07] * Pink Lion pulls her hand away
[22:07] <Beauty_Queen> ...
[22:07] *** one second
[22:07] <Morrigan> And the looks (even though you're as flat as Lina Inverse).
[22:07] *** keep playing
[22:07] * Joanna Smithson bats away the attack
[22:08] *** green voice needs to use the restroom
[22:08] * Joanna Smithson 's spirit aura flares up
[22:08] <Beauty_Queen> ........
[22:08] * Pink Lion cringes
[22:08] <Morrigan> So you MUST have the urges too. Just give in and stop being such a poopie-head!
[22:08] <Beauty_Queen> Of all the people to say that you're the last perosn I want here from miss walking boob
[22:08] <Suu> ♡ thank you...mmmm ♡
[22:08] * Suu curls up and decides to go back to sleep
[22:08] * David O`Cain sits down on the grass
[22:09] * Beauty_Queen walks up to Morrigan. And uses Chaos Impact.
[22:09] * Pink Lion frowns and grabs Allison's wrist again
[22:09] <Joanna Smithson> geh...
[22:09] * [H!P]Allison Blitz points and goes "zzzzzapppers" at Lottie
[22:10] <Pink Lion> Oh stop it...
[22:10] <Pink Lion> Let's go
[22:10] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> no i'm retired now
[22:10] * Dong Wu Xian does not look directly at the Chaos Impact.
[22:10] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> and i live here with my best friend and cats and i knit
[22:11] * MusicArtisan sighs "Lottie..would you use Leon?
[22:11] <Joanna Smithson> so you're becoming lesbians?
[22:11] * Morrigan is blasted into the air by Etna's attack! @___@
[22:11] *** Okay.
[22:12] *** Protip: You can talk them out of this spell.
[22:12] <Pink Lion> I don't know if I can
[22:12] * Dong Wu Xian looks around for pretty things, like nuts, or berries, or flowers, which could be gathered.
[22:12] <Joanna Smithson> so..you're just going to give up on your fans then?
[22:12] <Morrigan> Ow! Dammit, Etna!
[22:13] * The Lover simply watches
[22:13] <Suu> mmmmmm...
[22:13] <MusicArtisan> Suu, are you going to give up on college? On Hiromi? on what Amanda would have wanted>
[22:13] <Suu> ...
[22:13] * Morrigan rushes up to Etna and responds with a Soul Fist! D:<
[22:13] * Suu 's head seems to clear a bit
[22:13] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> stop fighting and just relax
[22:13] <Joanna Smithson> all those dissapointed fans...
[22:13] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> chilllllllllll
[22:14] <Lumpy Space Princess> This is so lumpin' boring.
[22:14] <Lumpy Space Princess> Oh my glob.
[22:14] <Lumpy Space Princess> I should like.
[22:14] * Beauty_Queen is hit with a Soul Fist "Gah!"
[22:14] * Dong Wu Xian weaves some of the vines into a rustic basket, and collects flowers, and apples, and berries and pretty mushrooms, and places them inside.
[22:14] <Lumpy Space Princess> Go find some boys or something....or.
[22:14] * Lumpy Space Princess sliiides up to Jack.
[22:14] * MusicArtisan glares
[22:14] <MusicArtisan> I have a wife.
[22:15] * Dong Wu Xian puts honeysuckle flowers around the handle, and smiles. "There! Perfect!"
[22:15] <Lumpy Space Princess> Oh.
[22:15] * Pink Lion clings to Jack, "Get away from him..."
[22:15] <Lumpy Space Princess> LAME.
[22:15] <Morrigan> There! Take that! Trying to ruin my buzz... >__<;;
[22:15] <Lumpy Space Princess> Bet she doesn't have lumps like me.
[22:15] * Lumpy Space Princess shakes them lumps.
[22:15] <MusicArtisan> She's this enchanting beauty clinging to me~
[22:15] * [H!P]Allison Blitz starts to drift to sleep... so tired, so retired and tired...
[22:15] * Lumpy Space Princess floats over to Allison.
[22:15] <Lumpy Space Princess> Hey.
[22:15] <Lumpy Space Princess> Hey you!
[22:16] * MusicArtisan doesn't care and tries to sneakily fondle Lottie's lumps >>
[22:16] <Lumpy Space Princess> Girl who totally knows who the lump I am.
[22:16] <Beauty_Queen> You know... I bet if you fall asleep here you'll never wake up
[22:16] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> hi lumpy-chan
[22:16] <Suu> umm...
[22:16] <Lumpy Space Princess> You said I'm famous right?
[22:16] <Suu> what's...going on
[22:16] <Morrigan> Dammit, I lost my buzz. Anyone got any more of that apple pie?
[22:16] * Suu gets up
[22:16] <Pink Lion> Jack!
[22:16] <Beauty_Queen> No
[22:16] <Suu> was I drunk or something?
[22:16] * Pink Lion slaps Jack's hand
[22:17] <Beauty_Queen> Clearly I was right. Violance is the awnser here!
[22:17] <MusicArtisan> Yes~? <3
[22:17] <David O`Cain> So tempting to just burn the motherf[BLEEP]ker down right now.
[22:17] * MusicArtisan chuckles as his hand gets slapped
[22:17] <Joanna Smithson> I guess or something
[22:17] <MusicArtisan> I say do it David
[22:17] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> you have a large following on tumblr and possibly fourchan
[22:17] *** OKAY Who is outside the cottage
[22:17] <Lumpy Space Princess> Oh my glob
[22:17] <Pink Lion> (( I am ))
[22:17] <David O`Cain> (( Yo. ))
[22:17] <Lumpy Space Princess> So like if I go back with you can I be the most famous person ever?
[22:17] * Dong Wu Xian is on the roof, relaxing.
[22:18] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> sure why not
[22:18] *** Cool okay so you have the cottage the giant tree and teh vast forrest.
[22:18] <MusicArtisan> (( Jack is ))
[22:18] <Morrigan> Typical of you, Etna. Your tsundere attitude is just a cover-up for your extreme sexual frustrations. :P
[22:18] <Lumpy Space Princess> Awesome. Now you can't sleep here because we're totes going to be best lumpin' friends
[22:18] <Beauty_Queen> You know what. Screw you all. I'm going to rob the forest of it's loot and not share any of it with you.
[22:18] <Morrigan> DAMMIT! I WANT MORE PIE!!
[22:18] * Lumpy Space Princess extends her little hand.
[22:18] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> noooooo i'm gonna sleep
[22:19] <Beauty_Queen> If you need something from around here, best start pooling funds
[22:19] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> i had a concert today and i am sooooooo tired
[22:19] <Morrigan> Wait, loot? What loot?
[22:19] <MusicArtisan> Morrigan, how about I slice you like a pie?
[22:19] <Lumpy Space Princess> But like
[22:19] <Joanna Smithson> someone talk some sense into the girl
[22:19] <Lumpy Space Princess> Friends.
[22:19] <Lumpy Space Princess> And like.
[22:19] * Lumpy Space Princess whines
[22:19] * Morrigan thinks for a moment.
[22:19] <Lumpy Space Princess> You can totally sleep later I wanna go back wtih youuuuuu
[22:19] <Lumpy Space Princess> Oh my glob.
[22:20] <Pink Lion> >>
[22:20] <Dong Wu Xian> I see no reason you can't journey with us!
[22:20] * Suu gets up and walks outside as she feels her mind become clearer
[22:20] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> you can totally go with them
[22:20] <Morrigan> Okay, I definitely can't let Etna plunder the forest at will because she'll totally screw us all over in the end...and NOT in the full, sexy way either.
[22:20] <Dong Wu Xian> Are you sure you want to?
[22:20] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> they can learn the ways of the lump
[22:20] <Lumpy Space Princess> But you totally know who I am!
[22:20] <Joanna Smithson> what about your boyfriend, allison?
[22:20] * Morrigan goes outside too.
[22:21] <Lumpy Space Princess> You have a boyfriend?
[22:21] <Lumpy Space Princess> Is he smokin' hot?
[22:21] <Beauty_Queen> JUST HIT HER WITH A MALLET AND BE DONE WITH IT
[22:21] <David O`Cain> Hi, Morrigan. About time one of you got out of there.
[22:21] * Joanna Smithson thinks
[22:21] <Joanna Smithson> oh yeah he is..and since she has given up on him...I'm guessing you can have him
[22:22] * Morrigan starts looking for loot outside the cottage just to spite Etna. :P
[22:22] <Lumpy Space Princess> Oh snap.
[22:22] * Dong Wu Xian holds his basket.
[22:22] *** There is a giant tree you could loot
[22:22] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> I have a fiancé
[22:22] *** or there is the forrest
[22:22] * Dong Wu Xian waves to LSP, from the roof.
[22:22] *** Forest
[22:22] * Morrigan goes for the tree first!
[22:22] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> he's nice but he doesn't need me
[22:22] * Beauty_Queen follows Morrigan
[22:22] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> he can come here and knit with me and my cat
[22:22] * MusicArtisan has an arm around Lottie's waist ^_^
[22:22] <Joanna Smithson> grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....
[22:22] * Lumpy Space Princess is looking at Allison so she's not noticing Dong Wu Xian
[22:22] <Joanna Smithson> I am losing my patiance...
[22:23] <Lumpy Space Princess> So can I like.
[22:23] <Lumpy Space Princess> Totally have him?
[22:23] * Pink Lion blushes and leans against Jack
[22:23] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> if he wants you, go for it
[22:23] <Morrigan> No you don't!
[22:23] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> i just wanna live here
[22:23] <MusicArtisan> I like your lumps better than that purple thing's.
[22:23] * Morrigan attempts to loot the tree before Etna does!
[22:24] * Pink Lion 's mouth opens wide in shock and she moves away from Jack, walking back to Allison and SLAPPING her.
[22:24] *** The Tree! It's pretty tall and you can only fly to the first branch
[22:24] * Beauty_Queen makes no real effort to race, and instead apraises the tree
[22:24] *** It is full of apples. Nothing but Apples. Apples Apples Apples.
[22:24] <Beauty_Queen> Damn. How big is this thing?
[22:24] * Morrigan has wings too, dood.
[22:24] <Beauty_Queen> Apples Huh.
[22:24] <Dong Wu Xian> It's ripe!
[22:24] * MusicArtisan watches lottie
[22:24] <Suu> (( I gotta go, getting tired ))
[22:24] * Morrigan starts grabbing some apples. And tosses one at Etna's head. :P
[22:24] *** After the first branch youclinb
[22:24] *** good night!
[22:25] * Beauty_Queen catches it.
[22:25] <spiritflame> The Lover rolls 1d45 [ 40 ]
[22:25] <Pink Lion> (( Night! ))
[22:25] * Beauty_Queen grabs a Prinny and shoves the apple down it's throat
[22:25] *** Etna just caught a white orb.
[22:25] <MusicArtisan> (( Night! ))
[22:25] * Beauty_Queen stops in mid action
[22:25] *** And just shoved the orb down the prinny's throat
[22:25] <Beauty_Queen> ...
[22:25] <MusicArtisan> Etna! That's the orb!
[22:25] <MusicArtisan> :D
[22:25] * Dong Wu Xian goes back inside the House, and takes his gift basket. He leaves it on the counter.
[22:25] * Beauty_Queen pulls it out.
[22:25] *** Good Job You have just achieved bad end.
[22:25] <MusicArtisan> ><
[22:25] <MusicArtisan> ETNA
[22:25] *** Rollllllll
[22:25] *** 1d2-
[22:26] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> god can you guys leave already i want to nap
[22:26] <Beauty_Queen> I WAS EXPECTING AN APPLE
[22:26] *** 1d20
[22:26] <spiritflame> Beauty_Queen rolls 1d20 [ 9 ]
[22:26] <spiritflame> MusicArtisan rolls 1d20 [ 3 ]
[22:26] *** nope the apple doesn't come out Etna
[22:26] <spiritflame> Morrigan rolls 1d20 [ 9 ]
[22:26] * Dong Wu Xian looks to where Allison is, not sure where the voice is coming from.
[22:26] *** that was just for Etna guys
[22:26] * [H!P]Allison Blitz is curled up on the floor
[22:26] * Beauty_Queen slices the prinny apart
[22:26] * MusicArtisan tries to CUT the orb out of the prinny
[22:27] *** Jack and Etna, 1d30
[22:27] <Dong Wu Xian> Hello! I'm leaving this gift basket since we ate the homeowner's pie! It just seems to be gracious.
[22:27] <spiritflame> MusicArtisan rolls 1d30 [ 20 ]
[22:27] <Morrigan> What the F[BLEEP]K are you doing to that Prinny, dood?! That's Prinny abuse!
[22:27] * Dong Wu Xian leans over her. "You wouldn't know how to cook a replacement pie, would you?"
[22:27] <spiritflame> Beauty_Queen rolls 1d30 [ 24 ]
[22:28] *** You salvage the orb.
[22:28] * Beauty_Queen holds up the orb to Morrigan
[22:28] <MusicArtisan> Sorry, prinny.
[22:28] <Morrigan> Ooooh! Is that the orb we were all looking for?
[22:28] <Joanna Smithson> I give up on this allison woman
[22:28] <The Lover> Yes.
[22:28] * MusicArtisan wonders if the prinny will survive such eviseraction
[22:28] * The Lover gets up.
[22:29] * Beauty_Queen sends it off to the clinic to be healed. She puts it on Morrigan's tab. It only costs 1HL though
[22:29] * The Lover is away: You didn't f[BLEEP]k up after all.
[22:29] * Morrigan rushes over to the Prinny and attempts mouth-to-mouth resusitation!
[22:29] <MusicArtisan> ^eviseration
[22:29] <Beauty_Queen> Just back off Morrigan
[22:29] <MusicArtisan> (( oh f[BLEEP]k trying to spell it ))
[22:29] <David O`Cain> What'd you guys find over there?
[22:29] <Morrigan> I think we accidentaly just found the orb Suu was talking about earlier.
[22:30] *** The orb glows. You could activate it or you could leave it alone.
[22:30] <David O`Cain> Sweet! Let's get the f[BLEEP]k outta here with it!
[22:30] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> bye guys
[22:30] *** your decision. One last door appears.
[22:30] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> come visit any time
[22:30] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> i'll make you socks
[22:30] *** And so does a doorlord door that can bring you back to the hotel!
[22:30] <David O`Cain> You're coming with us, Allison, whether you like it or not.
[22:31] * Morrigan wouldn't mind checking out that last door that appeared.
[22:31] <Lumpy Space Princess> Oh my glob
[22:31] <Lumpy Space Princess> Is that the door to like, the human world?
[22:31] <MusicArtisan> Activate!
[22:31] <Lumpy Space Princess> Where I'm totally famous?
[22:31] *** the orb glows bright and everyone except for Allison can see this lovely vision
[22:31] <Beauty_Queen> I'm good to go on. My HP is mostly fool. And who summoned a Mr. Gency Exit?
[22:32] <Beauty_Queen> *Full
[22:32] <Morrigan> O___O
[22:32] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> i'm gonna knit the heck out of this yarn
[22:32] * Morrigan looks at the lovely vision.
[22:32] *** A family of dogs that are dressed like humans and can walk and talk like humans are raising a baby.
[22:33] <Beauty_Queen> A group of werewolves?
[22:33] *** The baby stops crying and the mom gives the little boy kisses.
[22:33] <Pink Lion> That's odd...
[22:33] *** The vision shifts.
[22:34] *** A girl (Joanna would recognize her) is sitting in her mom's lap by the fireplace while her mom reads her a story.
[22:34] *** She's curled up and rests her head on her mom's chest and falls asleep with a smile
[22:34] *** the orb turns off, the vision ends.
[22:34] <MusicArtisan> That last part....
[22:35] *** You have a choice friends! I am going to encourage that you use the door to the hotel because I do have to be up at 5am and while I can go all night...I need some brainpower XD
[22:35] <Lumpy Space Princess> oh right Jack would recognize her too
[22:35] <Beauty_Queen> ... What the hell was that?
[22:35] * MusicArtisan holds lottie closely
[22:35] <Morrigan> Awwww.
[22:35] <Pink Lion> Hm?
[22:35] <MusicArtisan> It reminds me of you with Lacie...
[22:35] * Beauty_Queen adds the orb to her Inventory
[22:35] * MusicArtisan nuzzles lottie
[22:35] *** Beauty_Queen is carrying:
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1. Perfectly Leveled Elder Spear
2. Wood Skull Hair Comb
3. Empty
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10.
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Assets: G¥0 .
[22:35] * Pink Lion blushes
[22:35] <Morrigan> It was certainly nice to look at. Someone definitely had a good family upbrining.
[22:35] <MusicArtisan> Let's head home...
[22:36] <Joanna Smithson> I agree..let's get out of here
[22:36] *** Beauty_Queen has placed Orb in Inventory Slot: 3
[22:36] * Lumpy Space Princess goes through the lumpin' door to the hotel
[22:36] * Lumpy Space Princess is away: OH MY GLOB I'M GONNA BE SO FAMOUS
[22:36] * Morrigan heads for home too.
[22:36] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> bye guys
[22:36] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> see you next week
[22:36] *** And then there's Allison with the cats and the knitting
[22:36] <MusicArtisan> I want to hug our little girl goodnight before making my wish come tue tonight
[22:36] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> i'm knitting kitten mittens
[22:36] <Morrigan> Enjoy yourself Allison. I'll bring someone back for you next time!
[22:37] <MusicArtisan> ^true
[22:37] <Joanna Smithson> I'll take care of it
[22:37] <Beauty_Queen> ...
[22:37] *** Morrigan [SexyNaughtyBitchyMe@EnclaveFedCom.Net] has left #suburbansenshi3 ("You all love me; don't be ashamed to admit it.")
[22:37] * Joanna Smithson walks over to Allison
[22:37] * Joanna Smithson attempts to hit her over the head to knock her out
[22:37] * Pink Lion sighs and glances back at Allison before following Jack home
[22:37] * Dong Wu Xian puts his basket of gifts on the counter. "There, I suppose that's the best we can do after eating their food!"
[22:37] * Beauty_Queen goes to grab Allison and "LIFT" then "THROW" her though the door
[22:37] *** MusicArtisan [vessalius@abyss.net] has left #suburbansenshi3 (I love you, Lottie)
[22:37] *** That doesn't work
[22:37] *** David O`Cain [JRPMoonSoldier@MKArmyRanger.mil] has left #suburbansenshi3 (F[BLEEP]k it, I'm outta here.)
[22:37] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> etna no one likes you just go away now
[22:37] <Joanna Smithson> (( which one didn't work ))
[22:37] *** The cottage closes up
[22:38] <Joanna Smithson> (( the knock out? ))
[22:38] *** Joanna Smithson has left #suburbansenshi3 (meh I give up)
[22:38] *** You guys trying to bring her through the door
[22:38] *** Pink Lion [charlotteb@abyss.net] has left #suburbansenshi3 (Let's go to bed, Jack...)
[22:38] *** once they've left the cottage reopens
[22:38] * Dong Wu Xian was inside!
[22:38] <Beauty_Queen> Ok. I'm going to kill your boyfreind then buh-bye
[22:38] *** And it owns belongs to Allison!
[22:38] *** Beauty_Queen [BeautyQueen@OverlordsCastle.net] has quit IRC
[22:39] * Dong Wu Xian turns to Allison. "Sooo, are you happy?"
[22:39] * Dong Wu Xian smiles. :D
[22:39] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> yep
[22:40] * Dong Wu Xian looks for some cooking supplies, and a pie dish and some spices.
[22:41] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> stop stealing my things
[22:41] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> get out of my house
[22:41] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> i need to knit
[22:41] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> knitttttttt
[22:42] *** And Dong Wu Xian but hey you can come and go as you please
[22:42] <Dong Wu Xian> But what will you knit? I'm just going to try to bake a pie like the last one!
[22:42] <Dong Wu Xian> It seems the gracious thing to do.
[22:43] * Dong Wu Xian looks for baking utensils to make a pie!
[22:43] <Dong Wu Xian> >.>
[22:45] * Dong Wu Xian starts slicing the apples.
[22:46] * Dong Wu Xian looks for sugar.
[22:47] <spiritflame> Dong Wu Xian rolls 1d20 [ 15 ]
[22:47] <Dong Wu Xian> There's some...
[22:47] <Dong Wu Xian> Perhaps there's a recipe around here....
[22:48] * [H!P]Allison Blitz is away: sleeeeeep
[22:48] * Dong Wu Xian finds the cookbook!
[22:48] <Dong Wu Xian> Yay! :D
[22:48] * Dong Wu Xian starts mixing sugar and eggs and flour together.
[22:49] *** Allison aint gonna wake up any time soon
[22:50] * Dong Wu Xian whistles to himself, and puts some logs into the stove to heat it up.
[22:53] * Dong Wu Xian mixes pie ingredients together, in the best manner he can, reading the directions carefully.
[22:53] <spiritflame> Dong Wu Xian rolls 2d6 [ 4, 3 ]
[22:53] * Dong Wu Xian mixes them together in a somewhat sub-standard manner, with some of the ratios off.
[22:54] * Dong Wu Xian slices the apples, and puts the pie into the oven to bake.
[22:54] <Dong Wu Xian> Heeeere goes. I hope whoever owns the House will appreciate the reciprocation.
[22:54] <spiritflame> Dong Wu Xian rolls 2d6 [ 3, 6 ]
[22:55] *** The warm smell of Apple Pie starts to suffuse the kitchen.
[22:55] <Dong Wu Xian> Yay!
[23:03] * Dong Wu Xian checks the stove!
[23:03] <spiritflame> Dong Wu Xian rolls 1d20 [ 12 ]
[23:03] <Dong Wu Xian> Looks good!
[23:04] * Dong Wu Xian moves and puts a Blanket over Allison Blitz, where she won't get chilly. He leaves her an apple.
[23:12] *** You have made an awesome apple pie.
[23:12] *** The sky gets dark, but you can see the stars!
[23:21] <Dong Wu Xian> Oooh, it's so pretty!
[23:22] * Dong Wu Xian puts the Apple Pie where the other one was, and take pride in his work.
[23:25] * Dong Wu Xian straightens up the House, happily.
[23:25] <Dong Wu Xian> Wow, it's so pretty here. It's splendid. What a lovely experience.
[23:25] * Dong Wu Xian relaxes, and stretches out on the bed after his labors.
[23:27] * Dong Wu Xian smells the honeysuckle again, and relaxes.
[01:03] * Dong Wu Xian stands back up again. "This place is wonderful. I don't see why anybody wouldn't enjoy it immensely."
[01:03] *** Dong Wu Xian has quit IRC (The moment tomorrow when the present becomes past is a miracle)
[14:16] *** On the way to the Theatre
[14:16] *** Jennifer Amuro has joined #suburbansenshi3
[14:16] <@spiritflame> irasshai Jennifer Amuro
[14:16] * Matsumi Kaze is driving her car to the theatre
[14:17] <Matsumi Kaze> hope you find this ride comfertable
[14:19] * Matsumi Kaze stops at a red light
[14:19] * Jennifer Amuro keeps looking out the window, thinking.
[14:20] <Jennifer Amuro> Oh, it's not that. I just didn't mean to scare you. My family has been artists for generations, and I view art philosophically now.
[14:20] <Jennifer Amuro> I didn't mean to scare or offend you the other night, I just had a very unorthodox idea.
[14:20] <Jennifer Amuro> And, to be quite honest, I decided not to reveal it around others.
[14:20] <Jennifer Amuro> You are my client, and your opinion, solely, is important.
[14:21] <Jennifer Amuro> I do, however, think it is within my power to unite the spirit of your theater and the community, but it will simply be complex.
[14:21] <Matsumi Kaze> well the theatre is kind of my baby...so I don't want anything too radical....at least nothing that would drastically change the interor
[14:22] <Matsumi Kaze> what I want is something that compliments it
[14:22] * Matsumi Kaze finally gets a green light and keeps going
[14:23] <Jennifer Amuro> I have tried very hard to "scale" my art for people who hire me. For a little bit, I'll do a little. But you seem to really really want something... well, groundbreaking.
[14:23] <Jennifer Amuro> I think I can give it to you, though.
[14:23] <Jennifer Amuro> Does your theatre have a charity or scholarship program attached to it?
[14:23] * Jennifer Amuro keeeps thinking, and looks out the windows.
[14:24] <Matsumi Kaze> we give out to charity when we can
[14:24] <Matsumi Kaze> we haven't started a scholarship yet
[14:25] * Jennifer Amuro steeples her hands. "I see."
[14:25] <Jennifer Amuro> So when you say, "don't drastically alter the interior, what do you mean?"
[14:25] <Matsumi Kaze> mostly cause we've had to conserve some money
[14:25] <Jennifer Amuro> Isn't a mural kind of a drastic alteration, inherently?
[14:25] <Matsumi Kaze> you are not allowed to knock off walls or change the existing structure
[14:25] <Matsumi Kaze> a mural on a wall is fine
[14:27] <Jennifer Amuro> Why would you think I would do that without your authorization?
[14:27] <Jennifer Amuro> It is my firm believe that Art should harm none.
[14:27] <Jennifer Amuro> Least of all somebody who wants to improve things by creating some.
[14:28] <Jennifer Amuro> Please remember, when you hear what I'm going to say, that I do what I do at your orders, and stop at them, as well.
[14:28] <Jennifer Amuro> Pull over, here...next to that building.
[14:28] <Matsumi Kaze> huh? why that building?
[14:29] <Jennifer Amuro> Please do it?
[14:30] * Jennifer Amuro points.
[14:30] <Matsumi Kaze> fine
[14:30] * Matsumi Kaze waits and manages to find a place to park, getting out
[14:30] * Jennifer Amuro stands next to Matsumi, and reaches into her duffle bag....
[14:31] <Jennifer Amuro> Grrr, where is it?
[14:31] * Jennifer Amuro pulls out a can of mace, some baby wipes, contact lense solution, a wakizashi, and finallly finds her sketchbook. "THERE it is!"
[14:31] * Jennifer Amuro walks up next to the building.
[14:32] * Matsumi Kaze blinks at the stuff she pulled out
[14:32] <Jennifer Amuro> Look at the outer layer of this building? See all of the small blocks? The briks, I mean?
[14:32] <Matsumi Kaze> yes
[14:32] * Jennifer Amuro shoves everything but the mace and the sketchbook back into the car through the open window, and stands next to Matsumi.
[14:32] <Jennifer Amuro> Think, if you will, of a television screen? Lots of little bits of color, which combiines into a whole.
[14:33] <Jennifer Amuro> What I'm proposing is a mosaic, on the inside of a wall of your theatre.
[14:33] <Jennifer Amuro> Like a collosal color-by numbers, on each brick.
[14:33] <Matsumi Kaze> a mosaic.....interesting
[14:33] <Matsumi Kaze> I know what a mosaic is..I used to live with an artist
[14:35] <Jennifer Amuro> Well... I'm glad. I have only come up with SOME of the things the mosaic would depict, such as the older actors, and people lining up in diifferent period clothing to enter, and the famou plays that went on here, and people leaving the theatre happy... but what it depicts, in the case of this art, will be secondary."
[14:37] <Jennifer Amuro> When I asked you about renovations, the main point was when I could get ahold of the bricks.
[14:37] * Jennifer Amuro checks to make sure her client is paying attention.
[14:39] * Jennifer Amuro shows a sketchbook, with a block-pattern of illustrated bricks that all fits into a greater whole.
[14:40] <Matsumi Kaze> hm
[14:41] <Jennifer Amuro> But you didn't just want art, did you?
[14:42] <Jennifer Amuro> No, you wanted something that celebrated and enforced the Theatre's link to teh community. And here's my plan.
[14:42] * Jennifer Amuro swallows, and begins.
[14:42] <Matsumi Kaze> we need to find a place to put it
[14:42] <Jennifer Amuro> By calling for a different color or mixture of two colors on each brick... the work could by done by people who were effectively untrained.
[14:43] <Jennifer Amuro> The reason I asked about the renovation was that you could make this part of a new wall, instead of just painting an older one.
[14:43] <Jennifer Amuro> Wait, wait...
[14:43] * Jennifer Amuro holds Matsumi's hand. Don't speak. Just listen.
[14:43] <Jennifer Amuro> The idea is that you could hold a charity or public relations event.
[14:44] <Matsumi Kaze> O_o.......ok......
[14:44] <Jennifer Amuro> Call some elemementary schools. Have them get some children on field trips out here, or ask them to paint a brick in class.
[14:44] <Jennifer Amuro> Let the COMMUNITY do the painting, then combine the community work to create something beautiful.
[14:45] <Jennifer Amuro> Remember, each person need only create one brick.