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<// J_Daito //> Now, I know you're annoyed at the whole Lawler using his tounge to go on a fishing expedition down your throat, but
<FireFly_9> .
<// J_Daito //> And I'm fairly sure he was grpoing you there, both of which must have been completely new and shocking revelations for the likes of a housebound introvert social dysfunctional like you...
<FireFly_9> ....
<// J_Daito //> But I mean now that you've been violated by a scuzzy old wrestling legend (did it go THAT far? We didn't see what happened after he whisked you backstage) OH METALLIA WHY CAN'T I STOP TYPING I'M MAKING IT WORSE
<FireFly_9> "Surely some revelation is at hand; Surely the Second Coming is at hand!!"
<// J_Daito //> He was *that* good?!
welcome to #suburbansenshi3
[16:19] * Maia lays in a bed in her suite in The Royale...she has a monitor attached to her.......Nike sits next to her
[16:33] <Lady_Nike> ......
[16:36] <Lady_Nike> please
[17:13] * hugs Nike from behind, who leans against her
[17:13] <Inanna> ^
[16:02] <Shizuku Hadeo> ALRIGHT..LET'S GO
[16:03] *** the entire tennis club groans
[16:03] * Megan Christensson yawns and rubs her eyes
[16:03] <Shizuku Hadeo> Christensson! pay attention!
[16:03] <Megan Christensson> oh! sorry!
[16:04] * Megan Christensson starts to do a tennis swing over and over again......yawning...
[16:06] * Nana Yamada sits on the nearby bench with a bandaged leg
[16:06] <Nana Yamada> you can do it, Meg-chan!!!
[16:09] * Megan Christensson frowns to herself, lost in thought
[06:55] <Livia J. Peinforte> [American Accent 🤮] (testing)
[06:55] <Livia J. Peinforte> Test
[07:09] <Livia J. Peinforte> test
[07:17] <Merc_Nezu> [Lobby] For I am the beautiful warrior in a sailor suit, the Guardian of Water and Wisdom, Sailor Mercury!
[07:18] * Merc_Nezu [Lobby] transforms further
[07:18] <Merc_Nezu> [Lobby] *test*
[07:22] <Merc_Nezu> [Lobby] /sueak Don't be afraid anymore, for now I am here, the beautiful (must I really say that) nude winged heavenlySoldier, Cherub Mercury!
[07:23] * Merc_Nezu [Lobby] clears her throat
[07:23] <Merc_Nezu> [Lobby] That didn't come out quite right yet
[07:25] <Merc_Nezu> [Lobby] I said: Don't be afraid anymore, for now I am here, the beautiful winged heavenly soldier, Cherub Mercury!
[07:26] <Merc_Nezu> [Lobby] That's better. I won't need to actually mention that I'm naked. Everyone with even one working eye can see that!
[07:28] *** Explanation: She practiced this earlier this Morning in a quiet, deserted area.
[21:51] <Maia> are you sure you know how to drive.....
[21:51] <Lady_Nike> no..now hold on
[21:52] * Lady_Nike pushes the gas down and ZOOMS toawrds the imposing structure that is Neo-City
[20:14] *** flips a coin into the air and catches it, tails side up
[22:58] *** is carrying:
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[23:21] *** above Ginsen...Neo City...Bay City..across the entire world of the Radverse...Satillites start to descend from the sky...........
[23:21] *** above Ginsen...Neo City...Bay City..across the entire world of the Radverse...Satillites start to descend from the sky...........
[23:21] * Maia looks up from the ruins of the Central Citadel in Neo City
[23:22] <Maia> .........everyone
[23:22] <Maia> ...transform..and remove your limiters
[23:22] <Lady_Nike> but you said never to do that!!!!!
[23:22] <Maia> Nike....we have no choice!!!....
[23:22] * Inanna squeezes Nike's hand....and smiles
[23:22] * Lady_Nike gives a smile back.......
[23:23] * Lady_Nike , Maia and Inanna raise their hands....and transform...
[07:10] <~> Testing
[07:12] *** THE CHEESYKITS LOGO APPEARS!! So you KNOW you're about to get CHEESED ON!
[07:12] <Reimu Hakurei> “ TOUHOUS! Prepare for glory!”
[07:17] *** The episode picks up with Reimu watching from a distance as RO-635 and her Dolls retreat from the area.
[07:17] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Aya Shameimaru is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[07:17] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Aya Shameimaru is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[07:18] <Aya Shameimaru> Yo
[07:18] <Aya Shameimaru> The wall's nearly done and it's looking solid. It should do the job of funneling the Crimson Axis to us.
[07:20] <Reimu Hakurei> Have our own scouts found any route through the area to our backs?
[07:21] *** The camera pans to show a ground truck driving by in the distance.
[07:23] <Aya Shameimaru> None so far.
[07:23] <~> There IS such a route, pretty Miko.
[07:24] *** Aya and Reimu nearly freak out as someone suddenly emerges out of nowhere FROM OUT OF THE GROUND ITSELF!!!! (Actually, from out of a hidden manhole cover.)
[07:27] * Tenshi Hinanawi appears!!
[07:28] * Tenshi Hinanawi climbs out, holding her trademark sword, but also clutching a trash can lid as a shield.
[07:30] <Tenshi Hinanawi> Just past that ridge. It's an old Puuchuu path. The Crimson Axis could use it to outflank us.
[07:30] <Aya Shameimaru> Not one step closer, Peachhead!! >:(
[07:31] <Tenshi Hinanawi> Wise Miko, I humbly request an audience.
[07:31] <Aya Shameimaru> I'll bash you where you stand!
[07:32] * Reimu Hakurei reaches out with her gohei and uses it to push down Aya's arm. "I gave no such order."
[07:34] <Reimu Hakurei> Who are you?
[07:36] <Tenshi Hinanawi> I am Tenshi Hinanawi, a maiden of Heaven itself.
[07:37] <Reimu Hakurei> I know you. You're one of the biggest troublemakers in all of Gensokyo. Why are you HERE?
[07:38] <Tenshi Hinanawi> I beg you, bold Miko, to include me in your crusade! Let me serve you in combat!
[07:41] <Tenshi Hinanawi> My upbringing has strengthened me, to feel no fear or pain! To make THIS SWORD as much a part of me as my own beating heart!!
[07:43] <Tenshi Hinanawi> I will earn the respect of you all, noble miko, in battle! I will kill many T-Dolls!
[07:44] <Aya Shameimaru> She's a masochist every bit as bad as Darkness from Konosuba and a world-class instigator as bad as Aqua.
[07:47] * Darkness (from Konosuba) suddenly pops up! "DID SOMEBODY SAY MY NAME?!" :D
[07:48] * Aya Shameimaru WHACKS her with her weapon (which looks like a spear with the tip THICKLY wrapped in newspapers).
[07:48] * Darkness (from Konosuba) takes a DIRECT HIT upside her head!
[07:48] *** Darkness (from Konosuba) has left #suburbansenshi3 ("THANK YOU~!!!")
[07:49] * Tenshi Hinanawi swings and thrusts her longsword eagerly.
[07:49] <Merc_Nezu> (( You've met a kindred spirit here, Aya. 🤍 I just LOVE Konosuba! ))
[07:50] <Aya Shameimaru> (( Megumin is Best Girl! ))
[07:51] <Merc_Nezu> (( Of course. *EXPLOSION!!!!* ))
[07:51] <Reimu Hakurei> You've got some skill. Now, raise your shield.
[07:52] <Tenshi Hinanawi> Huh?
[07:53] * Tenshi Hinanawi raises up the trash can lid to her shoulder. Reimu lightly jabs her in various places AROUND the shield. Tenshi tries to block them, but she can't maneuver the "shield" fast enough.
[07:55] <Reimu Hakurei> You should have been taught how a Phalanx works. We fight as a single, impenetrable unit. That is the source of our tactical strength.
[07:56] <Reimu Hakurei> Each one of us protects the girl to her left.
[07:56] <Reimu Hakurei> From thigh to neck with her shield.
[07:58] * Reimu Hakurei taps Aya's shield with her gohei. The shield itself is round, and over a meter across. Tenshi's "shield"...isn't.
[07:59] <Reimu Hakurei> A single weak spot and the phalanx shatters. Thigh to neck, Tenshi.
[07:59] <Reimu Hakurei> I am sorry, but not all of us were meant to be soldiers.
[07:59] <Tenshi Hinanawi> T____T
[08:00] <Reimu Hakurei> If you want to help with our victory...clear the battlefield of the dead. Tend the wounded. Bring them water.
[08:01] <Reimu Hakurei> But as for the fight itself, we can't use you.
[08:02] * Reimu Hakurei and Aya start to walk away.
[08:03] <Tenshi Hinanawi> I...NO!! YOU ARE WRONG!!! YOU ARE WRONG, REIMU!! YOU ARE WRONG!!!!
[08:03] *** Tenshi Hinanawi has left #suburbansenshi3 (YOU ARE WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG~~!!!!! D:<)
[08:04] <Reimu Hakurei> Dispatch some White Wolves to that path, and pray to the Kami that no one tells the Crimson Axis about it.
[08:05] *** The ground starts to tremble a little. A few rocks tumble down from the cliff face, and a few puffs of dust rise.
[08:05] <Aya Shameimaru> Earthquake?
[08:06] <Reimu Hakurei> No Aya...
[08:06] <Reimu Hakurei> ...
[08:06] <Reimu Hakurei> BATTLE FORMATIONS!!!
[08:06] * Merc_Nezu looks at Aya Shameimaru.
[08:06] *** Aya Shameimaru is attractive girl with bobbed black hair and red eyes. She's wearing a white blouse with black trim, a red tokin hat, a black skirt, calf-high stockings, and red shoes. She's also wearing an orange armband reading "collecting material" in Kanji. More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: .
She is Level 1.
[08:08] *** Insert Epic scene of HUNDREDS of T-Dolls surging down the road towards the Gensokyo Girls. There are LOTS of Sangvis Ferri Dolls, but you can ALSO pick out some of your favorite T-Dolls mixed in among them!
[08:09] *** Including HK-416, riding on a horse and looking PARTICULARLY fierce and enthusiastic!!
[08:10] * Reimu Hakurei now stands in the middle of a line of Touhou girls, shields and weapons ready.
[08:10] <Merc_Nezu> (( For the record: We're not talking about actual permakills here, are we? ))
[08:11] <Reimu Hakurei> THIS IS WHERE WE HOLD THEM!
[08:11] <Reimu Hakurei> (( Nope. No permakills. A Cheesykits movie is PURE PARODY. ))
[08:13] <Reimu Hakurei> (( Anyone getting "killed" typically involves obvious squib-loads that OFTEN have the fake blood swapped out with spaghetti sauce. Foxes that get "killed" are always Stunt-Plushies/tm/ ))
[08:14] <Reimu Hakurei> THIS IS WHERE WE FIGHT!!!
[08:14] <Reimu Hakurei> THIS IS WHERE THEY DIE!!
[08:14] <Marisa Kirisame> EARN THESE SHIELDS, GIRLS!!!
[08:15] <The Girls> ♦ AH-WOOO!!!
[08:15] <Reimu Hakurei> Remember this day, girls!!! For it will be yours for all time!!
[08:16] *** The T-Doll charge comes to a halt a few hundred yards away, and HK-416 ride forward on her horse.
[08:16] <HK-416> >:f
[08:17] * HK-416 has an EPIC-SCALE FORWN on her face. She is LOVING this role!
[08:17] <HK-416> YOUKAI!!!!! LAY DOWN YOUR WEAPONS!!!!
[08:19] <HK-416> >:f
[08:19] *** Eirin Yagokoro [Brain of the Moon@EnclaveFedCom.Net (pirated)] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[08:19] <@spiritflame> ohayo Eirin Yagokoro
[08:19] <Eirin Yagokoro> ^______^
[08:19] * Eirin Yagokoro takes aim with her OWN weapon!!!
[08:20] * Eirin Yagokoro FIRES!!!
[08:20] * HK-416 squints as she seems SOMETHING coming through the air...
[08:20] *** THUD!!!!!!!!!!!
[08:21] * HK-416 looks down to see that she's got a damn ARROW in her chest!!!! O___o
[08:21] <~> Message for you, sire!!
[08:22] * HK-416 falls off her horse and hits the ground hard!
[08:22] <HK-416> X___x
[08:22] *** HK-416 has left #suburbansenshi3 ("Eeeerrrrrrrrrrrrgggg~" x___X)
[08:23] <Eirin Yagokoro> T-DOLLS!! COME AND GET THEM!!! ^____^
[08:23] *** The playback PAUSES.
[08:24] *** And the Cheesykits logo appears!
[20:41] █████ Stunt Plushie has been HIT!!
[20:41] Stunt Plushie has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[07:26] *** The Cheesykits logo appears!
[07:26] <Reimu Hakurei> “ TOUHOUS! Prepare for glory!”
[07:28] *** The scene picks up right where it left off yesterday, with a closeup of HK-416 sprawled on the ground with an arrow in her and doing afull-throttle Ahageo face.
[07:29] *** Horns are blown. The T-Doll horde SURGES towards the narrow chokepoint that's blocked by Reimu and the other girls.
[07:31] * SOPMOD-2 and M4A1 perfform the "Two Soyjacks Pointing" meme as they point at the Gensokyo Girls and scream "Chhhhhhaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggggge~!" in Epic Slo-Mo!
[07:32] <Marisa Kirisame> HOLD!!!!
[07:32] *** The horde is 200 yards away.
[07:33] *** Cue BIG SMOKE's OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[07:33] <Reimu Hakurei> Give them nothing!!!
[07:33] *** The horde is 150 yards away now.
[07:33] <Reimu Hakurei> But take from them...EVERYTHING!!!!
[07:34] *** The horde is 100 yards away now.
[07:34] <Marisa Kirisame> STEADY!
[07:34] *** The horde is 50 yards away now!
[07:37] *** Oh dang, at this range you can see familiar faces at the head of the charging line! There's AK-12 and AN-94! And...OH CRAP, AK-15's one of the girls leading the charge!
[07:40] *** And there's Sopmod-2, ST AR-15, and M4A1 too!
[07:42] *** The horde SMASHES into the shield wall with a thunderous impact. It quickly turns into a massive crush of T-Dolls piling into and pressing onto each other, line after line, group after group, putting more and more pressure onto the shield line.
[07:43] * The Gensokyo girls are pushed back inch by inch by the sheer WEIGHT of the Dolls slamming against them.
[07:44] <Reimu Hakurei> PUUUUUUUUUSH~!
[07:44] <Sakuya Izayoi> IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO??!?!
[07:47] * Alchemist manages to reach over the top of the shield wall to SWING at one of the Touhous!
[07:47] <Chen Yakumo> MEOWCH!!!!! >__<
[07:48] * Chen Yakumo got bonked on the head, losing her mop hat in the process!!
[07:48] <Ran Yakumo> O____O
[07:50] * Ran Yakumo PUNCHES Alchemist in the face so hard that her head is snapped backwards at a ninety-degree angle!!!
[07:50] *** Alchemist has left #suburbansenshi3 ("OOOOOOOOWWWW!!")
[07:52] *** Finally, the shield wall STOPS being pushed back.
[07:52] <Reimu Hakurei> NOW!!!!
[07:53] *** With a mighty SHOVE, the front ranks of the T-Dolls are KNOCKED BACK as they're shield-bashed and forced back. The shield-wielders all raise their shields up over their heads...giving room for the SECOND WAVE of Gensokyo girls to charge!
[07:55] * Yuugi Hoshiguma , Meiling Hong, Youmu Konkapu, Sakuya Izayoi, Chen Yakumo, Suika Ibuki, and Flandre Scarlet ATTACK!!!!!
[07:58] * Yuugi Hoshiguma nails AK-15 with a brutal roundhouse punch that sends her flying! And AK-15 is a notoriously powerful girl!
[07:58] *** AK-15 has left #suburbansenshi3 ("BLYAT!!")
[07:59] * Meiling Hong goes into full Kung Fu mode and starts punching and kicking like crazy, taking down almost a dozen Dolls in seconds.
[08:01] * Youmu Konpaku goes into epic katana-slasher mode, cutting down M4A1 after a multi-second exchange of rifle-vs-katana slashes.
[08:04] * Sopmod-2 tries to attack Sakuya Izayoi...but suddenly finds out she's got several DOZEN small knives stuck into her body!
[08:04] <Sakuya Izayoi> ^____^
[08:08] * Sopmod-2 flails around wildly as MULTIPLE squib-loads detonate underneath her clothes, sending big gouts of THICK BLOOD erupting into the air!!!
[08:09] *** Sopmod-2 has left #suburbansenshi3 (*is now being swarmed by a bunch of Forest Kits that have appeared out of nowhere.*)
[08:13] * Chen Yakumo is now in a full knockdown, dragout CATFIGHT with her T-DOLL ARCHNEMESIS!!!!
[08:15] *** The shield wall advances and reforms around the skirmishers, closing with a metallic BANG.
[08:15] *** The T-Dolls closest to the wall are STABBED by the Gensokyo Girls' spears.
[08:16] <Reimu Hakurei> PUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!
[08:17] *** They all SHOVE with their shields, knocking back the T-Dolls further.
[08:18] *** Before the T-Dolls can recover, the skirmishers duck out again to attack!
[08:20] * Flandre Scarlet physically tears apart an SF Doll with her bare hands. >:D
[08:21] * Chen Yakumo goes for Round Two with IDW.
[08:22] *** The Publishing company?
[08:22] *** The cat-girl T-Doll. DA NYAAAAAAAAAAA!
[08:25] * Suika Ibuki takes down a certain pair of T-Dolls by bludgeoning them both repeatedly with her sake gourd.
[08:31] *** Again, the shield wall closes around the skirmishers, and spears are thrust out over the shields, stabbing and skewering T-Dolls, with accompanying [url=https//danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2732741?q=sauce[/url]
[08:35] *** Let's try that again. The Gensokyo Girls are making the T-Dolls erupt GRUESOME AMOUNTS OF GORE as they're stabbed and skewered!!
[08:36] * Forest Kits are now lurking at the edge of the battle, watching and grinning. :D :3 :D :3 :3
[08:36] <Reumi Hakurei> NO MERCY!!!!
[08:36] <~> ♦ AH-WOOO!!!
[08:37] <Marisa Kirisame> NO PRISONERS!!!!!!
[08:37] <~> ♦ AH-WOOOO!!!
[08:38] *** The Gensokyo Girls open their ranks and surge outward, tearing into the now-thinned T-Doll horde, cutting them down ruthlessly.
[08:41] *** EPIC-SLO-MO shot of Reimu SMACKING [url=https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3612188?q=ppsh-41_%28girls%27_frontline%29]Ppsh-41[url]so hard she practically does a sideways 360 on the way down!!
[08:42] * Ppsh-41 is hardly a match for Reimu!
[08:42] *** Ppsh-41 has left #suburbansenshi3 (DX)
[08:44] * Reimu Hakurei pivots and shield-bashes another T-Doll, the skewers another!!
[08:44] * Reimu Hakurei is on a full rampage now!!!
[08:46] *** The remaining few T-Dolls are backed into a ledge, with the sea far below.
[08:46] <Alice Margatroid> They look thirsty!
[08:47] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Let's give them something to drink!!
[08:47] <Marisa Kirisame> TO THE CLIFF!
[08:48] *** Epic-Slo-Mo scene of the Gensokyo Girls pushing the T-Dolls OFF the cliff, then showing them flailing crazily as they fall into the water below.
[08:49] *** AK-12 has left #suburbansenshi3 ("CANNONBALL!!!!!" XD)
[08:50] *** AN-94 has left #suburbansenshi3 ("I am NOT a SeaDoll!")
[08:52] *** Simonov has left #suburbansenshi3 ("At least we're doing our own stunts!")
[08:52] <Marisa Kirisame> Hell of a good start!
[08:53] <Reimu Hakurei> AH-WOOO!
[08:53] <~> ♦ AH-WOOO!
[08:54] *** The playback pauses, and the Cheesykits Logo appears
[21:13] *** is carrying:
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[07:11] * ~ The Cheesykits logo appears! "Please stand by!"
[07:19] * Yuuka Kazami has picked up the LAST of the T-Doll attackers (a Vespid girl), lifted her up over her head, and HURLS her off the cliff.
[07:19] <Yuuka Kazami> >:D
[07:21] * Yuuka Kazami hears what sounds like a ship siren in the distance.
[07:23] *** All of the Gensokyo girls stop and look over in the direction of the Crimson Axis landing site. Suddenly, there's the sound of loud banging, like MILLIONS of firecrackers going off non-stop!
[07:25] *** The T-Dolls are firing their GUNS into the air, angling it so that the bullet arc high up, then fall back down towards the ground like long-range artillery. There are so many that a CLOUD forms in the air BLOTTING OUT THE SUN!!!!
[07:26] <Marisa Kirisame> UNDER SHIELDS!!!
[07:28] *** EVERYONE drops to the ground and covers themselves with their shields. A few seconds later, the bullets start to fall like rain, exploding against stone and shield by the hundreds of thousands!
[07:28] * Ran Yakumo starts to laugh.
[07:29] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> What's so funny?
[07:29] <Ran Yakumo> It's all your fault!!
[07:29] <Ran Yakumo> Miss "We'll fight in the shade"!!!
[07:30] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> XD
[07:31] *** After a full minute, the bullets stop falling.
[07:31] * Reimu Hakurei dramatically rises to her feet.
[07:37] *** In the distance, another horse of T-Dolls are approaching. This time, it's all mounted Sangvis Ferri Dragoons. And they're moving fairly quickly.
[07:38] <Reimu Hakurei> This day, no Youkais die! >:D
[07:40] * Reimu Hakurei drops down into a crouch behind her shield, gohei-spear extended. Everyone else follows suit, forming into a tight, narrow shield-wedge - classic anti-cavalry shield formation.
[07:42] *** The Dragoon charge arrives, and the girls turn their mounts either left or right to avoid hitting the tip of the shield-wedge.
[07:45] * Komachi Onozuka lashes out with her scythe and DESTROYS one of the Dragoons as she gallops past her.
[07:46] * Yuuka Kazami lashes out with her shovel against another Dragoon, dismounting her with a massive CLANG!
[07:48] * Yuyuko Saigyouji knocks another Dragoon off her mount with a direct hit from a swung haunch of beef. She follows up by quickly SMASHING the downed Dragoon in the face with it.
[07:48] *** BEEF!!! It's what's for dinner!!!
[07:50] *** Insert dramatic and glorious slowed-down scenes of the Dragoons getting annihilated. One by one, bit by bit, they're either skewered and stabbed as they try to ride by, or knocked off their robotic steeds by hurled spears.
[07:51] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ We do what we were trained to do. What we were bred to do. What we were BORN to do!
[07:51] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ No prisoners. No mercy.
[07:55] *** Insert slowed-down scene of a Dragoon on the ground getting repeatedly stabbed over and over by Alice Margatroid and her Shanghai Dolls. Those dolls are REALLY doing a number on that poor Dragoon.
[07:56] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ A good start
[07:59] *** The next scene is after the battle. Some Youkai are clearing away the bodies of slain Dolls. Others are picking up debris. Blacksmith-wolf has his portable anvil set up and is repairing spear-tips.
[08:01] * Reimu Hakurei is eating an apple and looking around.
[08:03] *** Forest Kits by the dozens are scouring the area, licking up all of the spaghetti sauce spatter and diving onto some of the bodies to get at the source!
[08:06] * A random SF Ripper Doll who's badly wounded tries to get away as Marisa Kirisame loomed over her.
[08:06] <Marisa Kirisame> >:D
[08:07] * Marisa Kirisame DECAPITATES the Ripper with a single two-handed swing of her broom!
[08:07] *** HEY, WAIT!!! That Ripper looks familiar!!!!
[08:10] <Marisa Kirisame> The White Wolves are begging for a crack at the Crimson Axis.
[08:11] <Reimu Hakurei> They'll get their chance soon enough.
[08:12] <Reimu Hakurei> I have something I think they can handle. Tell Momiji that I want her and twenty of her best eager, sober, and ready for the next charge.
[08:15] * Chen Yakumo suddenly rushes up.
[08:15] <Chen Yakumo> MYAAA! REIMU-NYAAA!!
[08:17] <Chen Yakumo> It's the Crimson Axis again!
[08:17] <Chen Yakumo> Small group! Not an attack!
[08:18] <Reimu Hakurei> Marisa, keep an eye on things here.
[08:19] <Marisa Kirisame> Is that a good idea?
[08:20] <Reimu Hakurei> Relax. If they assassinate me, all of Gensokyo will go to war. Pray that they're that stupid. Pray
[08:20] <Reimu Hakurei> That we're that lucky!
[08:20] <Reimu Hakurei> Besides...
[08:22] *** Offscreen, a particularly high-pitched squeal of delight rings out when one of the Gensokyo girls STABS one of the downed T-Dolls.
[08:22] <Chibi-Catri> HEY!! That Darkness girl snuck onto the scene again!!!!
[08:22] <Chibi-Alex> Keep rolling!!!
[08:23] <Reimu Hakurei> There's no reason we can't be civil!
[08:27] <Marisa Kirisame> Nope! None!
[08:31] * Yuuka Kazami stands near the edge of the scene and delivers a brutal two-handed shovel blow to something offscreen. COPIOUS amounts of THICK, CHUNKY BLOOD splatter everywhere!
[08:31] <Forest Kits> FISH SAUCE!!
[08:32] <Forest Kits> YUMMY~!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D
[08:33] *** AND PAUSE HERE FOR NOW!!
[06:42] *** Between 7.00 and 7.30:
[06:42] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ Mugen U. ]
[06:43] *** 'Nyaaaah!'
[06:43] * Merc_Nezu [Mugen U.] notices the kitten on her right shoulder
[06:44] <Merc_Nezu> [Mugen U.] What are you doing here? Pets aren't allowed on most of the campus. What am I going to do with you?
[06:45] *** To be continued...
[06:45] * Merc_Nezu is away
[07:07] *** The Cheesykits logo appears! "STAND BY FOR ACTION!"
[07:10] <Reimu Hakurei> “ TOUHOUS! Prepare for glory!”
[07:11] *** The movie picks right up where it left off the day before yesterday.
[07:12] * Reimu Hakurei is walking further down the road, where she sees a huge platform being pulled forward by over a DOZEN struggling SF Dolls. They look like they're REALLY having a hard time, too.
[07:15] *** The platform incorporates a statecase leading up to a very imposing throne framed by a lot of naval iconography.
[07:15] *** ^staircase.
[07:16] *** And the whole thing looks like it's plated with precious metals. Maybe it's not even PLATED given the weight it evidently has.
[07:17] <Reimu Hakurei> Let me guess. You must be the God-Queen everyone's been talking about?
[07:18] *** Standing atop the platform is...HER!!
[07:19] *** The girl slowly and grandiosely walks down the stairs. When she gets near the bottom, the Dolls who were pulling the platform along quickly group together to form a "human staircase" for her.
[07:19] *** The first two groan HORRIBLY as they struggle to take the girl's weight.
[07:20] *** The next two barely manage to support her.
[07:21] *** The Doll at the bottom cries out as she collapses and is pressed a few inches INTO the ground. That girl is RIDICULOUSLY HEAVY!!!!!
[07:21] *** Formidable has joined #suburbansenshi3
[07:21] <@spiritflame> ohayo Formidable
[07:22] * Formidable starts to talk, and she's using some kind of voice modulator that's making her voice SUPER-DEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!
[07:22] <Formidable> - Come, Reimu Hakurei. Let us reason together. -
[07:25] <Formidable> - It would be a regretable waste. It would be nothing short of madness were you, brave miko, and your valiant troops to perish all because of a simple misunderstanding. -
[07:25] <Formidable> - There is much our cultures could share. -
[07:26] <Reimu Hakurei > Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning.
[07:31] <Formidable> - Yours is a fascinating kind. Even now you are defiant in the face of annihilation and the presence of a GODDESS. -
[07:34] <Formidable> - It isn't wise to stand against me, Reimu Hakurei. -
[07:35] <Formidable> - Imagine what horrible fate awaits my enemies when I would gladly sacrifice any of my own for victory. -
[07:36] <Reimu Hakurei > And I would sacrifice anything to help protect Natalia.
[07:38] <Formidable> - I hear you Gensokyo mikos don't take much pride in logic. I suggest you be the first to change that. -
[07:39] <Formidable> - Consider the beautiful little foxgirl you so stubbornly defend. -
[07:40] <Formidable> - Picture her taken away from you at our whim. Consider the fate of her health. -
[07:42] <Formidable> - She is so fragile and delicate now. -
[07:43] <Reimu Hakurei> Clearly you don't know here too well. I should have had HER come up here, jujging from what I've seen so far.
[07:43] <Reimu Hakurei> You have many servants, Formidable. But few warriors.
[07:44] <Reimu Hakurei> It won't be long before they fear our spears more than your whips.
[07:45] * Reimu Hakurei turns away.
[07:45] * Formidable approaches behind Reimu, putting her hands on her shoulders.
[07:46] <Formidable> - It is not the lash they fear. It is my divine power. But I am a generous god. I can make you rich beyond all measure. -
[07:48] <Formidable> - I will make you war-miko of all Gensokyo! -
[07:50] <Formidable> - You can carry my battle standard to the heart of Sparta! Your Youkai rivals will kneel at your feet. -
[07:50] <Formidable> - If you will but kneel at mine. -
[07:51] <Reimu Hakurei> ...You are generous, as you are divine.
[07:52] <Reimu Hakurei> Such an offer only a madgirl would refuse.
[07:52] <Reimu Hakurei> But the idea of kneeling...it's uh...
[07:53] <Reimu Hakurei> Slaughtering all of those Dolls of yours has left a nasty cramp in my leg, so kneeling will be hard for me. ^___^
[07:56] <Formidable> - There will be no glory in your defiance. I will erase even the memory of you from the histories! Every piece of Gensokyo parchment shall be burned! Every Gensokyo historian and scribe shall have theireyes put out and their tongues cut from their mouths! Why, even uttering your very name will be punishable by death! -
[07:57] <Formidable> - The world will never know you existed at all. -
[07:58] <Reimu Hakurei> The world will know that free Youkai stood against a lumbering busybody Shipgirl trying to take away a sick little kitsune.
[08:00] <Reimu Hakurei> That she was always going to be watched over by the Youkai of Gensokyo. And that before this battle was over, that even a God-Queen can bleed.
[08:08] *** The scene switches back to the Gensokyo Girls, who are finishing up piling all of the "slain" T-Dolls into a large wall blocking the road. Reimu makes her way bac
[08:08] <Reimu Hakurei> Move it, everyone. Pile those Dolls high.
[08:09] <Reimu Hakurei> For if I miss my guess...we're in for one wild night.
[08:10] *** The scene switches to nighttime. Along the road, something new in moving.
[08:12] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ They have served the dark will of their Father for years. Uniforms of red like blood, and black like night. Skin like the light of the moon.
[08:14] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ The core of the Crimson Axis itself. The most infamous of the Seadolls!
[08:15] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ IRONBLOOD.
[08:16] *** And standing at the very FRONT of the group of imposing Shipgirls is none other than HER!!!!!
[08:17] *** The Infamous Herself! The Pride of a Nation! The Beast Made of Steel!
[08:18] *** Bismarck has joined #suburbansenshi3
[08:18] <@spiritflame> ohayo Bismarck
[08:18] <Bismarck> :f
[08:19] * Bismarck holds up her hand.
[08:19] *** Immediately, everyone comes to a halt.
[08:20] * Bismarck looks up at the huge pile of wrecked Dolls that completely block the way and towers over her.
[08:21] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ The God-Queen has betrayed a fatal flaw.
[08:21] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ HUBRIS.
[08:22] *** AND PAUSE HERE FOR NOW!
[08:22] *** The Cheesykits logo appears. "Tune in next time!"
[07:25] *** The Cheesykits logo appears! "STAND BY FOR ACTION!!"
[07:28] * ~ CHEESYKITS CONTINUES!
[07:29] * Bismarck looks up at the wall of bodies, then whips out her lance and drops into a "Ready" stance.
[07:30] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ Easy to taunt. Easy to trick.
[07:31] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ Before wounds and weariness have taken their toll, the God-Queen throws the best she has at us.
[07:32] *** The camera pans to behind the body-wall, where all of the Gensokyo girls are hiding.
[07:32] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ Formidable has taken the bait.
[07:32] <Reimu Hakurei> YOUKAI! PUSH!!
[07:33] *** Everyone pushes against the wall of bodies, and finally it topples over in a cascade of wrecked Dolls!!!
[07:33] <Bismarck> O__O
[07:34] * Bismarck BURIED beneath it!
[07:36] *** The rest of Ironblood watches in surprise as the Touhou Girls rush forward, clambering over the bodies and looking eager to kick ass.
[07:37] * Bismarck struggles to get out from underneath the bodies,and looks up in time to see Reimu standing over her!
[07:37] <Bismarck> o___O
[07:37] * Reimu Hakurei THROWS something at her face!
[07:38] * Bismarck 's head is knocked back as a Facehugger Kit clamps on tightly!!
[07:38] <Facehugger Kit> Heeeeeeeeeeeee! >:3
[07:38] *** Bismarck has left #suburbansenshi3 ( X___X)
[07:39] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ Ironblood. We put their name to the test.
[07:42] <Z23> GET THEM!!!
[07:42] <Tirpitz> CHARGE!!
[07:43] *** The Ironblood girls CHARGE!
[07:43] *** Insert slowed-down dramatic battle scene as Youkai girls start smashing and smacking into the Ironblood girls.
[07:46] * Yuugi Hoshiguma just SMACKS aside several Destroyer-girls at once (but the Ironblood Destroyer-girls are so small!!!) and is shocked as she swings at another girl...who catches her arm in her hands and hangs on HARD.
[07:47] <Graf Zeppelin> Let us begin our symphony of destruction...
[07:47] <Yuugi Hoshiguma> 
Ohhhhhh yes! Finally, a GOOD fight!
[07:52] * Princess Kaguya overextends herself shield-bashing U-556 in the face as she tries to assist Bismarck, losing her balance and leaving herself WIDE OPEN for Scharnhorst and Gneisenau to move in with her swing-range and STAB her!
[07:52] <Princess Kaguya> O____o
[07:52] <Scharnhorst> Foolish!
[07:53] <Gneisenau> You let your guard down.
[07:54] *** Princess Kaguya has left #suburbansenshi3 (Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk... @___@)
[07:57] * Eiren Yagokoro tries to help Kaguya as she's getting stabbed repeatedly by the Ugly Sisters, only to get blindsided and receive the B[BLEEP]chslap of the GODS by Hindenburg.
[07:59] * Eiren Yagokoro literally received a b[BLEEP]chslap SO loud and SO devastatingly effective even the GODS would cringe at the sight of it. Her expression goes into "WTF????" mode as her head turns 90 degrees from the force of the blow and her body goes limp.
[07:59] <Hindenburg> ^__^
[08:00] * U-47 pops up out of nowhere behind Eiren and STABS her.
[08:01] *** Eiren Yagokoro has left #suburbansenshi3 (*insert Dramatic Death-Spasm *)
[08:03] * flails around as she's grabbed from behind by Blucher and HUGGED AFFECTIONATELY by Admiral Hipper's sincerely super-friendly sister!
[08:07] <Blucher> Hiiiiiiiii! You look so pretty!
[08:08] * Admiral Hipper appears out of nowhere and just BLUDGEONS Mokou to the ground! D:<
[08:09] *** has left #suburbansenshi3 (*insert Epic Death Scream*)
[08:10] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Fujiwara no Mokou is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[08:10] <Fujiwara no Mokou> ^
[08:15] *** The rest of the Gensokyo Girls are doing slightly better. Marisa smacks the CRAP out of Prinz Heinrich with her broom, Kagerou has pounced on Admiral Graf Spee and is "savaging" her on the neck, and Aya and Hatate are double-teaming Z-23 and BULLYING her!
[08:15] <Z-23> DX
[08:15] <Z-23> GET OFF ME~!!!!!
[08:15] <Aya Shameimaru> NEIN!! >:D
[08:16] <Hatate Himekaidou> She looks cold!!!
[08:16] * Hatate Himekaidou points at Ran's tails!!!!
[08:16] <Aya Shameimaru> LET'S WARM HER UP!!
[08:16] * Aya Shameimaru and Hatate Himekaidou pick up Z-23 and FLING her into the tails of Ran Yakumo!!!!!!
[08:17] <Z-23> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
[08:18] <Ran Yamuko> >:D
[08:21] *** Z-23's screams are cut off abruptly as Ran's tails SNAP over her upper body. GORE EXPLODES FROM WITHIN as Nimi meets her fate!!!!
[08:22] * Ran Yamuko grins as her tails continue to wriggle and Z-23's lower half is quickly drawn in, vanishing entirely! SAVAGE!! BRUTAL!!!
[08:25] *** Towards the back of Ironblood's line, there's a SINGLE girl who's wrapped up on chains and kept restrained. She starts howling to be let out.
[08:26] * Tirpitz looks back at her and nods.
[08:29] *** The various girls holding onto the chains let go, and Seydlitz uses her sword to slash the final bindings keeping the girl held in place.
[08:30] *** The girl moves into frame...OH F[BLEEP]KING HELL!!!! IT'S HER OF ALL PEOPLE!!!!!
[08:35] *** Roon has joined #suburbansenshi3
[08:35] <@spiritflame> ohayo Roon
[08:36] * Roon watches as Youmu Konpaku cuts down three Destroyer-girls AND Konigsberg in quick succession.
[08:36] <Roon > :D
[08:37] * Roon watches as Meiling Hong UPPERCUTS the CRAP out of Friedrich der Grosse and sends her FLYING!!!
[08:37] <Roon > :D
[08:40] * Roon watches as Shoa Toramoru is hit from behind by Mainz, then double-teamed by Deutschland and Elbe who show no mercy to the tiger-youkai.
[08:41] *** Shou Toramoru has left #suburbansenshi3 ("Sorry Byakuren!! I wasn't strong enough!")
[08:41] <Roon> :D
[08:43] * Roon flexes her clawed gauntlets and CHARGES!!!
[08:49] *** The movie PAUSES!
[09:00] *** The Cheesykits logo appears. "Tune in again next time!"
[07:09] *** The Cheesykits logo appears. "STAND BY FOR ACTION!"
[07:09] <Reimu Hakurei> “ TOUHOUS! Prepare for glory!”
[07:12] *** The battle continues!
[07:14] * PUNCHES Admiral Hipper in the face, sending her staggering. She follows up with a cucumber-smack upside her head.
[07:15] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Nitori Kawashiro is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[07:15] * ~Nitori Kawashiro follows up by smacking Hipper with yet MORE cucumbers!
[07:15] <Admiral Hipper> @___@
[07:16] * ~Nitori Kawashiro goes in behind FOR THE KILL!!! >:D
[07:17] <Admiral Hipper> NIEN~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >__<;;
[07:19] * Prinz Adalbert jumps on Nitori from the side and slashes her! "NO SHIRIKODAMAS FOR YOU!!!"
[07:20] *** ~Nitori Kawashiro has left #suburbansenshi3 (*is doing her best impression of Inu-Yasha after being told to SIT.*)
[07:21] * Prinz Adalbert also sees that she's too late. D:
[07:23] * Admiral Hipper is slowly collapsing to the ground, spasming wildly and making an Ahageo Face as a squib-load beneath her skirt DETONATES, exploding strawberry jam everywhere.
[07:24] *** Admiral Hipper has left #suburbansenshi3 (*Is doing her best impression of Jim Carrey in "Ace Ventura"*)
[07:25] *** Meawhile, Marisa Kirisame is getting double-teamed!
[07:25] * Marisa Kirisame is fending off THREE different Destroyer-girls!
[07:26] * Marisa Kirisame smacks the CRAP out of Z25, sending her to the ground.
[07:29] * Z11 leaps onto Marisa from behind and grabs on tight! THICC GOTH BIG SISTER ALERT!!!
[07:31] <Z11> Seriously, I LOVE your outfit! Just let me look at it for a bit, will ya?
[07:33] *** Z9 and Z16 are now closing in on the stunned Marisa!
[07:34] <Z16> Time for some brawlin'!
[07:35] <Z9> I'm going to do this and make Vater happy!
[07:35] * Z9 is suddenly BONKED on the head and goes down!
[07:35] <Z16> What the...?
[07:36] * Z16 turns to face Reimu Hakurei and gets PAWNCHED!!!
[07:36] *** Z16 has left #suburbansenshi3 ("................OW!")
[07:37] * Marisa Kirisame looks up to see Z11 getting punched in the BOOB, then smacked repeatedly upside her head with a gohei!
[07:37] <Z11> MEIN GOTT!! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?!?! >___<;;
[07:38] * Reimu Hakurei s's arm becomes a blur as she MULTI-SMACKS Z11 with her gohei!
[07:40] <Reimu Hakurei> ME finishes off Z11 with a left hook!
[07:41] <Z11> /{ART
[07:41] *** Z11 has left #suburbansenshi3 ("At least it's nighttime. No evil sunlight!")
[07:41] * Reimu Hakurei reaches out to help Marisa stand up.
[07:43] * Marisa Kirisame gets pulled up. ^___^
[07:43] <Marisa Kirisame> O___O
[07:43] * Marisa Kirisame PUSHES Reimu out of the wall JUST IN TIME to prevent an AXE from hitting her!
[07:44] <Roon> >:D
[07:45] * Marisa Kirisame blocks a wild punch that hits so hard, she staggers. Another punch hits her shield. Then another!
[07:46] * Roon KICKS Marisa so hard she's sent flying back!
[07:46] * Reimu Hakruei STABS at Roon! D:<
[07:46] * Roon GRABS the gohei-spear and SNAPS it in half. >:D
[07:49] * Reimu Hakurei snatches up Mokou's weapon and starts jabbing, slashing, and parrying Roon as fast as she can.
[07:50] *** Roon takes a blow to her thigh.
[07:50] *** Roon takes another blow to her arm.
[07:51] * Roon is ...amused?
[07:52] <Roon> You dare hurt me? YOU WILL PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[07:52] * Roon PUNCHE Reimu's shield so hard that it BREAKS apart.
[07:53] <Reimu Hakurei> XO
[07:53] * Reimu Hakurei is physically knocked backwards by the impact and falls to the ground.
[07:53] <Reimu Hakurei> O___o
[07:54] * Reimu Hakurei manages to block and parry Roon as she starts raining punches down on her!
[07:55] <Roon> Du wirst bezahlen~!
[07:55] * Roon punches Reimu hard, managing to get a blow past her arms.
[07:56] <Reimu Hakurei> >___<;;
[07:56] <Reimu Hakurei> DU WIRST BEZAHLEN!!!!!!
[07:59] * Reimu Hakurei reaches out for something to use as a weapon! ANYTHING!
[07:59] * Reimu Hakurei grabs something and uses it to STAB!!
[08:00] * Reimu Hakurei buries one of Nitori's CUCUMBERS in Roon's MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[08:00] <Roon> O_____O
[08:03] * Reimu Hakurei reaches around for something ELSE she can use!
[08:03] * Reimu Hakurei grabs something and THROWS it at Roon while she's distracted!
[08:04] <Facehugger Kit> You goan be FLUFFED!!!!! >:D
[08:04] * Roon is hit full in the face by the hurled Kit. It clamps on HARD and refuses to let go!
[08:05] *** Roon has left #suburbansenshi3 ("I fell prey to an ambush?")
[08:05] * Reimu Hakurei struggles to her feet.
[08:05] <Reimu Hakurei> WHITE WOLVES!!! NOW!!!!
[08:07] *** Momiji Inubashiri has joined #suburbansenshi3
[08:07] <@spiritflame> ohayo Momiji Inubashiri
[08:07] * Momiji Inubashiri appears with a BUNCH of fellow wolf youkai of the White Wolf Clan!!!
[08:07] <Momiji Inubashiri> >:D
[08:08] <Momiji Inubashiri> GO! SHOW THEM WHAT WE CAN DO!!
[08:09] *** Agir looks up just in time to get cut down! X___x
[08:10] *** Then Karlsruhe goes down! Then Peter Strauser!! Then Gneisenau!!!!
[08:11] * Momiji Inubashiri gets her own Epic Slo-Mo Scene giving a shield-bash to Scharnhorst that lifts her off the ground and sends her tumbling!
[08:13] *** The other White Wolves swarm onto the Ironblood girls, going into full werewolf-mode on them! The rest of the Gensokyo girls rally and join them!
[08:14] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ They shout and curse, stabbing wildly. More brawlers than warriors!
[08:16] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ They make a wonderous mess of things. Brave amateurs. They do their part.
[08:17] *** The Gensokyo Girls form up alongside the White Wolves and REALLY begin to tear into the Ironblood girls!
[08:18] *** INSERT YET MORE GLORIOUS SLOW-MOTION COMBAT, with an Epic Close Up of Tirpitz getting cut down by Sakuya Izayoi!!!!
[08:19] *** Tirpitz has left #suburbansenshi3 (*goes down with over THIRTY small knives suddenly sticking out of various parts of her anatomy.* @________@)
[08:20] *** The camera begins a slow pan-up to the cliff overhanging the area, where Formidable HERSELF is watching it all transpire.
[08:21] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ Ironblood. They fail our Miko's test.
[08:21] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ And the girl who fancies herself a Goddess, feels a very human chill crawl up her spine.
[08:23] *** Insert closeup of Formidable looking PISSED.
[08:25] *** The playback PAUSES, and the Cheesykits logo appears once again. "That's all for now!"
[03:26] *** Last Sunday Morning:
[03:27] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ the Atrium ]
[03:28] * Merc_Nezu [the Atrium] sits on her favourite bench, playing with little Amuro on her lap.
[03:29] *** It ist NOT actually 3:30 AM in this scenario. ;-)
[03:30] * Karami has moved to: [ the Atrium ]
[03:32] <Karami> [the Atrium] Good Morning, Auntie. Oh, isn't that your cloned Mini-M - - -
[03:33] <Merc_Nezu> [the Atrium] Sshh! Please!
[03:38] <Karami> [the Atrium] Do you really think it is a smart move to have her around together with you? With every day that passes, it will be harder to hide her true origins. One day, someone will be able to connect the dots and notice the similarities.
[03:41] <Merc_Nezu> [the Atrium] It can't be helped right now. The Daycare is currently closed down due to a small Epidemic, so...
[03:41] *** 'EEEEK!'
[03:44] <Merc_Nezu> [the Atrium] [...] Can you hold her for a moment?
[03:45] *** The girls quickly run towards the direction the scream came from.
[03:48] *** They see a young girl in a quite childish skirt with suspenders and a loope pigtails hairstyle getting threatened by a thug with a pistol.
[03:52] *** 'For the last time: The Formula! Where is it? I want it, and no buts! Or I'm getting REALLY nervous. And if I get nervous, my finger gets nervous, and that means it'll get REALLY nasty!'
[03:54] <Merc_Nezu> [the Atrium] The girl shouts back: 'I already told you, Sir: I have no idea what you're talking about! Please let me go!'
[03:56] <Merc_Nezu> [the Atrium] [color=#16ACE7]Hold it right there!
[04:03] <Merc_Nezu> (( Let's try again ))
[04:05] <Merc_Nezu> [the Atrium] Stop!
[04:07] <Merc_Nezu> [the Atrium] Hold it right there!
[04:11] <Merc_Nezu> [the Atrium] Threatening such a young child with a gun... That's unforgiveable! For I am a beautiful Warrior in a sailor suit, the Guardian of water and wisdom, SAILOR MERCURY! Douse your head in water and repent!
[04:13] *** The man chuckles. 'I have heard of about you guys. But... Wait, weren't you already further i nyour development?'
[04:15] <Merc_Nezu> [the Atrium] Maybe, but people like you aren't even worth the Super or Eternal form! Bleh!
[04:16] *** 'Well, try me, b***h!'
[04:19] <Merc_Nezu> [the Atrium] Shabbon... Spray... FREEZING!
[04:20] * Merc_Nezu [the Atrium] encapsules the thug's gun hand in a chunk of ice
[04:26] *** 'Ah! No! That's mah favorite hand! Screw this, they don't pay me enough for this kind of stuff. I'm outta here! Bwahahahaa!'
[04:30] *** The man runs straight towards the just-arriving security men, bawling like a 10-year old, presenting his wrists for to be arrested.
[04:32] *** 'Here, Officers! Please take me with you! I confess! I'd rather go to the slammer than being around that little witch over there!'
[04:34] <Karami> [the Atrium] Ts, ts, big mouth, tiny balls, I guess.
[04:44] *** The young girl is visibly happy, running towards them with starry eyes. 'Thaank yoouu! Thank you so much! I really thought my final day had come!'
[04:46] <Merc_Nezu> [the Atrium] You're welcome. Not wanting to sound indiscrete, but what kind or formula did that guy talk about?
[04:48] *** 'Maybe I can clear that up. Yuukii-nyaan!?' the girl shouts. The sound of small bells is approaching. 'Nyaahh!'
[04:50] *** 'Come here, kitty.' It turns out the ribbon the cat had worn the entire time isn't actually a ribbon, but a sheet of paper in disguise. ATOP of the real collar.
[04:54] *** 'Now THIS is what they were after: The super secret formula, my Dad who is a renowned scientist discovered. He says it has dangerous potential, so it's no wonder it attracts the bad guys.'
[04:55] * Rob A. has moved to: [ the Atrium ]
[04:56] <Rob A.> [the Atrium] Pheew! Fast little thing, that one!
[04:58] <Rob A.> [the Atrium] Oh, I see you Ladies probably have everything under control already. Fine.
[05:00] *** The girl bows. 'Thank you all so much for saving us and taking care of her when I couldn't. I hope she didn't cause you any trouble?'
[05:03] <Merc_Nezu> [the Atrium] *sweatdrop* Ah.. Nope, nothing that couldn't be compensated. *giggles and sighs*
[05:05] <Rob A.> [the Atrium] I'm sure we're gonna miss her. Goodbye, little one.
[05:06] *** Just as he's about to bow his head down to say farewell to her, yuki-nyan starts licking his cheek.
[05:08] *** Girl: 'Good. That means she likes you!' - 'Nyaahh!' -3
[05:12] *** - And there's Daddy. Good bye, folks, I hope we'll see each other again one day.' The girl is now able to embrace her daddy, and together, the three leave the scene, handwaving one final time.
[05:14] *** Shortly thereafter:
[05:16] <Queen Bonnie> [Andersons' Hotel Room] What a pity. And I couldn't even properly say goodbye to her. .'-(
[05:16] <Queen Bonnie> [Andersons' Hotel Room] Well, let's go eat something...
[05:17] * Queen Bonnie has moved to: [ Chiyoko's ]
[05:18] * Rob A. has moved to: [ Chiyoko's ]
[05:18] * Karami has moved to: [ Chiyoko's ]
[05:19] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ Chiyoko's ]
[07:13] * The Cheesykits Logo appears!
[07:13] <The Cheesykits Logo> ♦ Stand by for action!
[07:13] <Reimu Hakurei> “ TOUHOUS! Prepare for glory!”
[07:14] *** The scene has switched: it's back at the Gensokyo camp, where fires are burning and celebration is happening.
[07:15] <Alice Margatroid> TO REIMU!!
[07:16] <~> ♦ AH-WOOO!
[07:18] <Alice Margatroid> AND OUR HONORED DEAD!
[07:18] <~> ♦ AH-WOOO!
[07:19] * Suika Ibuki is looking characteristically drunk right now.
[07:19] <Suika Ibuki> WHO ELSE WILL FORMIDABLE SEND OUR WAY???!! NOTHING CAN STOP US!!!! :D
[07:21] * Reimu Hakurei is standing off by herself, looking out across the waters of the bay.
[07:22] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ Even the Miko allows herself to hope for more than glory. Such mad hope, but there it is.
[07:23] <Narrator (Aya)> "Against the Doll's endless hordes, against all odds, we can do it."
[07:23] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ "We can hold the Not-So-Hot Gates. We can win."
[07:31] *** The scene switches to morning, and the Gensokyo girls are grimly marching out to do battle again! The music goes into power-mode, especially when the next wave of SF Dolls and Shipgirls appear!
[07:32] *** And the Seadolls approaching this time are coming on strong.
[07:34] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ Dawn. Whips crack. Barbarians howl. Those behind cry "FORWARD~!!!!"
[07:35] *** Insert scene of Queen Elizabeth of Royal Navy cracking that whip. And she seems to be enjoying it a little TOO much.
[07:39] *** The next scene shows the Gensokyo girls closing the distance and TEARING into the girls of Eagle Union with devastating results.
[07:40] * New Jersey , the Bunny-Girl Battleship, Jo-Jo walks towards Reisen Udongein Inaba, the Lunatic Rabbit herself. THEIR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!!!
[07:43] * Essex flips out as Enterprise is knocked out by a roundhouse punch from Meiling.
[07:44] * San Diego REALLY loses her s[BLEEP]t and tries to run as Ran Yakumo bears down on her, her tails writhing as if they're hungry. After what happened with Z-23...THEY PROBABLY ARE!!!
[07:45] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ Those in front cry "BACK~!!!!"
[07:47] *** Insert Epic-Slo-Motion shot of Laffey heroically throwing herself between San Diego and Ran and diving at Ran's tails. WAIT A MINUTE, she's diving INTO Ran's tails!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[07:50] *** The ground shakes a little as Eagle Union is reinforced by Northern Parliament, and the Soviet Shipgirls CHARGE headlong towards the front lines, banging aside anyone that gets in their way in their eagerness to close the distance.
[07:50] *** Yes, it seems that massive amounts of alcohol is being consumed in the process, so much so that Yuugi and Suiki are VISIBLY impressed.
[07:53] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ Our eyes bear witness to the grotesque spectacle coughed forth from the darkest corner of Formidable's empire.
[07:55] * looks on as THIS MONSTROCITY approaches fast!!
[07:58] *** Mega-Junya CHARGES through Northern Parliament itself! Chapayez gets swatted aside!
[07:58] *** Then Kronshtadt!
[07:59] *** Then Pamiat Merkuria goes into full Ragdoll Mode as Mega-Junya smacks her!
[07:59] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Aya Shameimaru is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[08:00] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Aya Shameimaru is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[08:00] <Aya Shameimaru> ...
[08:01] * Aya Shameimaru HURLS something at Mega-Junya as she gets closer, striking the Plus-Sized Doll in the face.
[08:01] * Aya Shameimaru doesn't move away as Mega-Junya gets closer.
[08:03] *** The Gensokyo girls form a new shield-wall behind Aya. Suddenly, Mega-Junya stumbles and falls, skidding across the ground and finally slowing to a stop near Aya Shameimaru.
[08:03] * Mega-Junya has a Facehugger Kit firmly attached to her face!
[08:07] <Aya Shameimaru> >:D
[08:08] <Reimu Hakurei> FORWARD!!!
[08:10] * Pamiat Merkuria flips out for a moment as a shadow covers her face, then she's knocked backwards off of her feet by the impact. HURLED FACEHUGGER KIT!!!
[08:11] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Ran Yakumo is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[08:11] <Ran Yakumo> You get a Kit!
[08:11] <Ran Yakumo> And YOU get a Kit!
[08:12] *** Little Grozny squeals in terror(?) as a Facehugger Kit descends upon her!
[08:12] <Ran Yakumo> And YOU get a Kit! >:D
[08:14] *** Sovetsky Soyuz's normally kuudere/stoic expression breaks as she sees the Facehugger Kit homing in on her head! D:
[08:14] <Ran Yakumo> YOU'RE ALL GETTING KITS!!!
[08:14] <Ran Yakumo> >:D
[08:16] *** Suddenly, what looks like a tiny miniature propeller-driven airplane crashes into one of their shields and EXPLODES.
[08:17] *** The next wave of attackers has arrived! The Carrier-girls pulled back into a skirmish line, suited up in their Rigs, and are now launching drones at the Gensokyo girls!
[08:20] * Akagi is...OH CRAP, SHE'S LAUGHING!!!!!!
[08:21] *** Waves of drones streak across the battlefield and slam into the Gensokyo girls' shields, detonating in spectacular blasts that pin them all down, trying to keep from being blown off their feet.
[08:23] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ When force failed, they turned to their magic.
[08:24] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ Hundreds descend upon us, but funnelled into this narrow corridor, their numbers count for nothing.
[08:25] *** A drone detonates against Nazrin's shield, knocking the small mouse-youkai back.
[08:25] *** ANOTHER drone hits her while she's staggered, blowing her away!!
[08:26] *** Nazrin has left #suburbansenshi3 ("THAT'S a treasure I could have avoided finding! @___@")
[08:27] * Sakuya Izayoi rushes forward, leaping back and forth to take cover behind other peoples' shields as the bombardment continues.
[08:28] *** Drones continue to shoot past her. Explosions detonate all around.
[08:28] * Sakuya Izayoi roars in defiance as she charges at the Dolls shielding the Carrier-girls and LEAPS over them all!
[08:31] *** Kaga is is interrupted in mid-launch and stares in SHOCK at Sakuya as she suddenly flings DOZENS of small knives at them all!!!
[08:32] <Hiryuu> OOOOWWW!!!!! (knives to her shoulders)
[08:33] <Souryuu> ITAIIIIII~!!!! (knives to BOTH of her feet).
[08:33] <Shoukaku> OOOFFF!!! (knives to her stomach, legs, and shoulders)
[08:34] <Zuikaku> YEEOWTCH!!!! (knives to BOTH of her buttcheeks)
[08:35] <Kaga> MMMMMMMMMMMPPPPHHHHH~!!!! (Facehugger Kit)
[08:35] <Akagi> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeee~!!! (BRICK TO THE FOREHEAD)
[08:37] * Taihou staggers back flailing as the front of her outfit BURSTS into flames!!!
[08:37] <Taihou> AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! PUTMEOUT! PUTMEPUT! DAMAGE CONTROL! DAMAGE CONTROL!!
[08:39] * Sakuya Izayoi spots the Shipgirl she REALLY wants to attack: KASHINO!!!! The Transport-girl!!!
[08:40] * Kashino is in the process of reloading Houshou's Rig and freezes as she sees Sakuya.
[08:40] <Kashino> .......Shimata.
[08:40] *** BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
[08:41] *** The scene switches to the OTHER side of the road where Formidable and everyone else can easily see the MASSIVE explosion!!
[08:41] * Formidable does the EPIC ROAR OF OUTRAGE.
[08:42] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ They fall by the hundreds. We send the battered bodies and broken hearts back to Formidable's feet.
[08:43] * Queen Elizabeth who's now tied up, is roughly tossed onto an executioner's block.
[08:46] *** THIS GIRL is standing right beside her, awaiting Formidable's orders.
[08:46] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Elphelt is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[08:48] *** Hey, it's Elphelt! This must be her cameo in the movie. Technically she IS part of Sangvis Ferri, so she must have been caught up in the casting call. Orrrrrrr, most likely she tagged along because she knew this was all done as something to entertain Natalia while she was hospitalized.
[08:49] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ Formidable is displeased with her Flagships.
[08:49] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ She disciplines them!
[08:49] * Formidable does a Slo-Motion ROAR at Queen Elizabeth.
[08:53] * Queen Elizabeth goes into FULL-THROTTLE AQUA MODE!!!!
[08:53] *** Elphelt suddenly breaks into a HUGE GRIN and and takes aim at Queen Elizabeth!! >:D
[08:54] *** Queen Elizabeth has left #suburbansenshi3 ("DECAPITATED!!!!" X___X)
[08:54] *** The Cheesykits Logo appears! "Thank you for watching!"
[08:54] <Queen Elizabeth > PAUSE HERE!
[03:50] *** Yesterday, during the Morning hours:
[03:54] * Karami has moved to: [ the Atrium ]
[03:58] * Karami [the Atrium] looks for and spots her father there, showing his little son (whom I STILL have no name for as of now, prioritization sucks) around and all the various wonders of the place...
[03:59] * Rob A. has moved to: [ the Atrium ]
[04:05] <Rob A.> [the Atrium] [...] And over there, you see the very tree from which that poor fox thingy almost plummited to its untimely end, hadn't our dear friend Ami-chan gone up there using her ultimate transformation to get it down safe and smoothly. Breathtaking sight, isn't it?
[04:09] *** The kid is understandably astonished: 'Oooooh woooooow! That tree's huuuuge! You mean that one transformation where she's getting wings like an Angel but has no clothes on?'
[04:10] <Karami> [the Atrium] Ah, Father! There you are! Just who I was looking for.
[04:11] <Rob A.> [the Atrium] What is it, Dear?
[04:15] <Karami> [the Atrium] At home, they're getting nervous by now, jumping from one buttcheek to the other. They say you cannot hang around here forever. We need you, actually.
[04:22] <Rob A.> [the Atrium] *groans* The world as we know it won't outright end without me if I'm not present in person, will it? Whatever can be so important that it just can't wait one or two days more?
[04:23] * Karami [the Atrium] quietly looks around
[04:25] <Karami> [the Atrium] I woudl prefer to talk to you about that under four eyes... Ahem, six if we count the young Prince. There's a reason why I was originally sent over here.
[04:28] <Rob A.> [the Atrium] Tell them I'll try to make it for a short jump as soon as possible if that's okay for you, okay?
[04:31] <Karami> [the Atrium] *sighs* Allright, i'll quote your Message to them. See you later... Dad.
[04:31] * Karami has moved to: [ the Lobby ]
[04:33] * Rob A. [the Atrium] continues his walk/lesson:
[04:35] <Rob A.> [the Atrium] ...Did you know they can simulate different times of the day in here? As if we were in an actual park.
[04:36] *** 'Nope. Sounds awesome!'
[07:04] *** The Cheesykits Logo appears! It's almost time!
[07:18] <Reimu Hakurei> “ TOUHOUS! Prepare for glory!”
[07:19] *** The projector starts up again! IT'S TIME!
[07:20] *** And BOY did it start again, with the Gensokyo girls in ANOTHER battle!
[07:23] * Chen Yakumo slams Epee of the Vichya Dominion on the ground and starts going to town on her like she's a scratching post!!!!
[07:23] <Epee> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH~!!!! T____T
[07:25] * Ran Yakumo intercepts Jean Bart and the two of them get into a blistering barrage of blows, with Jean Bart immediately being put on the defensive by all NINE of Ran's tails!!!
[07:25] * Tewi Inaba STABS Le Malin with a CARROT!!!
[07:25] <Tewi Inaba> >:D
[07:25] <Le Malin> @___2
[07:27] * Reisen Udongein Inaba is busy punching Mogador (the Uber-Lewd Destroyer herself) over and over and over and over again! "GO! TO! HORNY! JAIL!!"
[07:29] <Chen Yakumo> Are you still here, Ran-sama?
[07:29] <Ran Yakumo> Someone has to protect your back, little one! ^____^
[07:31] * Ran Yakumo and Chen Yakumo team up, with Ran going high while Chen goes low. Together, they take a dreadful toll on the Shipgirls of the VIchya Dominion.
[07:34] * Ran Yakumo slashes her tails across Algerie's upper body, forcing the Cruiser-girl to block...
[07:35] * Chen Yakumo ducks in from a different angle to CLAW Algerie's exposed thighs below her skirt!
[07:35] <Algierie> >___<;;;;;
[07:35] * Ran Yakumo finishes off Algerie by wrapping her tails around her head and YANKING hard!!!!
[07:36] *** EPIC BLOOD ERUPTION. And yes, in Slow Motion, too!
[07:36] <Ran Yakumo> ^___^
[07:36] <Ran Yakumo> Well done, Chen!
[07:38] <Chen Yakumo> ^vvvv^
[07:38] <Reimu Hakurei> REGROUP!!!!
[07:39] *** All of the Gensokyo girls quickly start to fall back into a new shield-wall.
[07:40] * Ran Yakumo quickly looks around. More SF Dolls litter the ground, and the remnants of the Vichya Dominion are quickly retreating.
[07:40] * Chen Yakumo is pursuing them!
[07:41] <Chen Yakumo> >:D
[07:42] <Ran Yakumo> Chen? CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!! Don't break rank!
[07:44] * Chen Yakumo manages to bring down Dunkerque and starts turning HER into a scratching post!!! >:D
[07:45] *** Suddenly, a new sound rings out: a powerful motorcycle engine roaring to life!
[07:46] * Chen Yakumo looks up just in time to see HER bearing down on her!!!!
[07:46] <Beak> >:D
[07:47] <Chen Yakumo> D:
[07:47] * Beak lashes out with her arm as she rides past Chen! >:D
[07:48] *** Insert slo-motion shot of Chen's trademark mop-hat twisting through the air, along with pieces of her now-broken spear.
[07:49] * Beak quickly pulls a 180 on her bike, then TEARS out of the area, kicking up a MASSIVE dust cloud.
[07:49] *** Chen Yakumo [BlackCatofIllOmen@EnclaveFedCom.Net Pirated Server] has left #suburbansenshi3 (x____X)
[07:50] *** Meanwhile, a new wave of Sangvis Ferri Dolls begins to close in.
[07:50] <Ran Yakumo> Chen...?
[07:50] <Ran Yakumo> Chen?!
[07:50] <Ran Yakumo> CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!
[07:52] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ The day wears on. We lose few, but each felled is a friend. Or dearest blood.
[07:53] * Ran Yakumo just stumbles forward, arm outstretched.
[07:53] <Ran Yakumo> rrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~!!!!!!!!! >:[
[07:55] * Ran Yakumo B[BLEEP]CHSLAPS the first SF Doll that gets in close, twisting her head around 150 degrees in the WRONG direction!
[07:55] * Ran Yakumo CHARGES screaming! She skewers another Doll on her spear!
[07:56] * Ran Yakumo then STABS another Doll through the torso with one of her TAILS!!!
[07:57] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ And upon seeing what happened to her dearest shikigami, Ran breaks rank.
[07:58] * Ran Yakumo snatches up an axe off the ground and BURIES it in the chest of another SF Doll. Then another! And another!!!!
[07:59] *** The rest of the Gensokyo girls quickly move up to keep ran from being flanked as she goes absolutely wild.
[08:00] * Ran Yakumo finally makes it to the spot where Chen's cap lays on the ground and drops to her knees.
[08:00] <Ran Yakumo> ....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[08:01] * Ran Yakumo howls insanely! Then catches her breath and howls again!
[08:03] * Ran Yakumo tries to get up and move forward, still howling in bestial rage!
[08:03] *** The other girls quickly grab Ran and pull her back.
[08:05] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ Ran's cries of pain at the loss of Chen are more frightening to the enemy than the deepest battle drums.
[08:05] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ It takes three girls to restrain her and bring her back to our own.
[08:06] *** The Gensokyo girls silently reform a shield-wall ahead of Ran.
[08:06] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ The day is ours. No songs are sung.
[08:08] *** Meanwhile, on the OTHER side of the battlefield, the scene switches to the INSIDE of a massive, opulently-decorated pavilion tent.
[08:09] *** Here, there be ELEGANT MAIDS!
[08:10] *** Here, there be INCREDIBLE FOOD!
[08:16] *** Here, there be CHEN YAKUMO!! She's been captured! And is being horribly tortured within the THICK, SOFT, FLUFFY tails of Shinano, Musashi, and Kii of the Sakura Empire!!!!
[08:17] <Chen Yakumo> T_____________T
[08:18] <Shinano> ^____^
[08:18] <Musashi> Silly girl. Do not resist the FLOOF.
[08:18] * Tenshi Hinanawi is in the midst of all of this, looking around in wonder
[08:19] <Tenshi Hinanawi> :O
[08:24] *** Here, there is BIG SISTER ENERGY!!!!!!!
[08:28] *** Here, there is also THIS GIRL using a bamboo sword to practice her sword strikes on THIS GIRL!!!!!
[08:28] <Chibi-Catri> ALEXIANNA! That weird girl snuck onto the set again!
[08:29] <Chibi-Alex> KEEP ROLLING~!!!
[08:29] <Tenshi Hinanawi> :O
[08:31] <Formidable> - Your gods were cruel to make you so, friend Tenshi. The Touhou girls too, were cruel to reject you. -
[08:31] <Formidable> - But I am kind. -
[08:35] * Tenshi Hinanawi looks on in shock and amazement as she witnesses EXCEL HERSELF tied to a post and getting flogged!!!
[08:36] *** Wait a sec...Excel's ENJOYING IT!!!
[08:38] <Formidable> - Everything you could ever desire. -
[08:38] <Formidable> - Every happiness you can imagine. -
[08:38] <Formidable> - Every pleasure your fellow Youkai and your false gods have denied you. -
[08:39] <Formidable> - I will grant you. -
[08:40] <Formidable> - For I am kind. -
[08:41] * Tenshi Hinanawi starts to pant and tremble as she's surrounded on all sides by DEBAUCHERY!!!
[08:41] *** Belfast starts pouring tea in front of her...THEN TAKING THE CUP AWAY! :D
[08:42] *** Dido and Sirius start poking Tenshi with their fingers.
[08:43] *** Swiftsure taunts Tenshi with a Forest Kit, holding the cute little critter in front of her face and REFUSING TO PUT IT ON HER HEAD!!!
[08:44] *** Unicorn starts bonking Tenshi on the head with her plushie.
[08:44] <Tenshi Hinanawi> :D~
[08:46] *** Sheffield just GLARES at Tenshi, not saying anything.
[08:46] <Tenshi Hinanawi> :D~~
[08:47] <Formidable> - EMBRACE ME! As your queen and as your goddess! -
[08:47] <Tenshi Hinanawi> YES! :D
[08:48] * Formidable steps forward dramatically...and making the floorboards beneath her creak ominously with each step.
[08:49] <Formidable> - Lead my soldiers to the hidden path that enters behind the cursed Touhou, and your joys will be endless. -
[08:50] <Tenshi Hinanawi> Yes! I want it all! Wealth! Punishment! I'm such a horrid person, I NEED to be punished!!
[08:50] <Darkness (from Konosuba)> Are you a kindred spirit, too?!??!?
[08:51] <Tenshi Hinanawi> YES!!!! T_____T
[08:51] <Formidable> - DONE. -
[08:51] <Formidable> - You will find...I am kind. -
[08:52] <Formidable> - Unlike cruel Reimu Hakurei who demanded that you stand. -
[08:52] <Formidable> - I require only...that you kneel. -
[08:54] * Tenshi Hinanawi PROSTRATES herself on the ground in epic fashion, and is IMMEDIATELY set upon by Sheffield...who just steps on her head.
[08:54] <Tenshi Hinanawi> :D~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[08:55] *** The playback stops, and the Cheesykits logo appears again. "Thank you for watching! See you again soon!"
[04:04] *** Yesterday afternoon: Ami & the others are sitting at a picnic table in the Atrium, enyoing some tea and the cookies that little Momo baked for them.
[04:05] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ the Atrium ]
[04:10] <Merc_Nezu> [the Atrium] I still wonder how that girl can associate me with being Mercury... Instinct? Deduction? Clearvoyance? Or rather just coincidence, guessed out of the blue?
[04:11] * Queen Bonnie has moved to: [ the Atrium ]
[04:12] * Queen Bonnie [the Atrium] pours in tea for her and shrugs
[04:13] <Queen Bonnie> [the Atrium] Better don't think too hard about it. Improves your sleep quality.
[04:14] *** phone rings*
[04:15] <Queen Bonnie> [the Atrium] Oh, I should answer that one. It's my Dad.
[04:36] <Queen Bonnie> [the Atrium] Mensch, Hallo, Papa! Grüß Dich! Lange nich' gesehen... oder besser, gehört. [...] Ja, ist ganz lustig hier - Wenn man auf die gelegentliche Mini-Krise steht, Ha, ha. [...] Ach, die Kleinen? Denen geht's prächtig. Stell' Dir vor, das Mädel hat neulich in der Kita einen vermöbelt, weil der unsere Familie beleidigt hat. [...] Ja nee, is' schon klar, dass das natürlich tüchtig Stubenarrest gegeben hat. Weil, is' ja trotz alledem tabu und gegen die Regeln. [...] Mach ich. Und ich wünsche Mama und Dir eine schöne Kreuzfahrt zu den Niagara-Fällen. Man sieht, sich. Bis die Tage!
[04:36] <Queen Bonnie> (( Translation: Man... Hi, Dad! Greetings! Long time, no see... or better, no hear. [...] Yup, it's quite funny aropund here - Provided you like the occasional small-scale crisis, ha, ha. [...] The little ones? Doing fine. Imagine, the girl recently mopped the floor in the Kindergarten with some guy who unsulted our family. [...] Yeah, no doubt that meant extended grounding, because, after all it's still a taboo and against the rules. [...] I'll tell them. And I whish both Mom and you a happy ship cruise to the Niagara's. Seeya later, until someday. ))
[04:38] * Queen Bonnie [the Atrium] hangs up
[04:38] <Queen Bonnie> [the Atrium] My Father greets you all.
[04:42] <Merc_Nezu> [the Atrium] Oh, how nice of him.
[04:44] *** Amuro interrupts them: 'Well, that bumhole WAS stupid enough to say something that mean!'
[04:46] <Queen Bonnie> [the Atrium] Still, not an excuse. I'm afraid she might be way smarter than could be good for her age.
[04:47] <Merc_Nezu> [the Atrium] H-hey! I was not unlike her, too. Minus the violent tendencies, of course.
[04:51] <Queen Bonnie> [the Atrium] Yeah, now, when I scolded her for her behavior, can you guess what she said to me? She said, and I quote: 'We both know that you're not my real Mommy!' Says I: 'But neither is she to be fair. Your 'ral' Mummy... That would be some weird, creepy breeding machine thingy, and that doesn't exist anymore, probably.'
[04:53] *** Amuro: 'But it's true, isn't it? Mmph?!'
[04:55] * Queen Bonnie [the Atrium] hastily puts a cookie in her mouth, effectively 'stuffing' it shut. Her half-brother stars laughing, earning himself the same treatment. :-D
[04:56] * Rob A. has moved to: [ the Atrium ]
[04:57] <Rob A.> [the Atrium] But how can we then explain what really happened to such young kids?
[05:00] *** *crunch crunch* 'Hmwb? We're not fis dwumb, Daddy. *swallows* Isn't it strange just how many 'distant cousins' we seem to have?'
[05:01] * Karami has moved to: [ the Atrium ]
[05:02] <Karami> [the Atrium] You'll hear the full truth once you're old enough, I promise.
[05:04] * Karami [the Atrium] tries to calm down her younger/older (depends on your POV) half-siblings.
[05:07] *** Son: ' To be earnest, I already have an idea, but that's surely not fine for the table.'
[05:08] *** Everybody either laughs or is shocked.
[07:14] *** The Cheesykits logo appears! "STAND BY FOR ACTION!"
[07:16] *** Back at the Gensokyo camp, the girls are tending to themselves. All of them are starting to look worn down.
[07:16] * winces as Suika Ibuki pours some sake onto a burn on her shoulder.
[07:16] <Aya Shameimaru> ^
[07:18] * Reimu Hakurei walks over. "Aya. I trust that scratch hasn't made you useless."
[07:19] <Aya Shameimaru> Hardly. It's just a wing. The gods saw fit to grace me with a spare.
[07:20] * Aya Shameimaru got burned on the back of her shoulder, at the base of one of her wings. Looks painful.
[07:20] <Reimu Hakurei> And Ran?
[07:22] * Aya Shameimaru looks over to where there's a big pile of fluffy golden pillows...oh wait, that's Ran wrapped up in her OWN tails.
[07:22] * is making ALL KINDS of weird noises inside her tails.
[07:22] <Ran Yakumo> ^
[07:23] <Aya Shameimaru> She curses the gods and mourns alone.
[07:24] *** Suddenly, Momiji rushes up!
[07:25] <Momiji Inubashiri> REIMU!! We are undone!!
[07:26] <Momiji Inubashiri> Undone, I tell you! Destroyed! Bamboozled! Hoodwinked even!!!!!
[07:27] <Reimu Hakurei> Momiji! Calm yourself.
[07:28] <Momiji Inubashiri> A peach-head traitor has led a horde of Formidable's troops to the hidden trail behind us!
[07:29] <Momiji Inubashiri> The youkai you posted there last night scattered without a fight.
[07:29] <Momiji Inubashiri> This battle is over, Reimu!
[07:30] <Reimu Hakurei> This battle isover when I say it is over!
[07:31] <Momiji Inubashiri> By morning the T-Dolls will surround us! The Not-so-Hot Gates will fall!
[07:31] <Reimu Hakurei> :D
[07:31] <Reimu Hakurei> :D
[07:31] <Reimu Hakurei> TOUHOUS!!!!!
[07:31] <Reimu Hakurei> PREPARE FOR GLORY!!!!!!
[07:33] <Momiji Inubashiri> Glory? Have you gone mad?
[07:33] <Momiji Inubashiri> There is no glory to be had now! Only retreat, or surrender, or death!
[07:34] <Reimu Hakurei> Well, that's an easy choice for us, Momiji!!!!! >:D
[07:35] <Reimu Hakurei> WE never retreat!
[07:35] <Reimu Hakurei> WE never surrender!
[07:36] <Reimu Hakurei> Go spread the word. Let every youkai assembled know the truth of this.
[07:36] <Reimu Hakurei> Let each among them search their own soul
[07:37] <Reimu Hakurei> And while you're at it, search your own. We've done all of this for little Natalia!
[07:38] <Momiji Inubashiri> The wolves will leave with me. Godspeed, Reimu.
[07:38] * Momiji Inubashiri hurries out of there.
[07:39] <Reimu Hakurei> Children! Children! Gather 'round.
[07:39] *** All of the remaining Gensokyo girls approach.
[07:39] <Reimu Hakurei> No retreat. No surrender. That is Miko Law.
[07:40] <Reimu Hakurei> And by Miko Law, we will stand and fight!
[07:40] <Reimu Hakurei> And die! :D
[07:41] <Reimu Hakurei> A new age has begun. An age of Natalia and freedom!!! And all will know that 30 Youkai gave their last breath to defend it!
[07:42] <~> ♦ AH-WOO! AH-WOO!!! AH-WOO!!!
[07:43] * slowly makes her way over. Her trademark twin-eared mop-hat is gone, and she looks terrible and disheveled.
[07:43] <Ran Yakumo> ^
[07:44] <Ran Yakumo> ...Reimu, I've lived my whole life without regret until now. It's not that I lost Chen.
[07:44] <Ran Yakumo> It's that I never told her just how much I loved her.
[07:45] <Marisa Kirisame> Except every other day before today. :P
[07:45] <Patchouli Knowledge> Sssshhhh!
[07:46] <Ran Yakumo> That she stood by me with honor.
[07:46] <Ran Yakumo> That she was all that was best in me.
[07:47] <Reimu Hakurei> My heart is broken for your loss.
[07:47] <Ran Yakumo> Heart?
[07:47] <Ran Yakumo> I have filled my heart with HATE! >:[
[07:48] <Reimu Hakurei> Good.
[07:48] <Reimu Hakurei> Aya. Let's take a walk.
[07:48] <Aya Shameimaru> Hmm?
[07:48] * Aya Shameimaru goes off with Reimu.
[07:49] *** The scene switches to the cliff overlooking the bay.
[07:49] <Aya Shameimaru> But, Reimu? I am fit and ready for battle.
[07:50] <Reimu Hakurei> That you are. But you have another talent, unlike any other Youkai.
[07:52] <Reimu Hakurei> You will deliver my final orders to the executive board at the hospital with force and verve. And your typical exaggerational flare we ALL see every time we read a copy of the Bunbunmaru Times.
[07:52] <Reimu Hakurei> Tell them our story. Let every Youkai know what happened here.
[07:53] <Reimu Hakurei> You'll have a grand tale to tell. Of victory.
[07:53] <Aya Shameimaru> Victory?
[07:54] <Aya Shameimaru> Any message?
[07:54] <Aya Shameimaru> For the Littlest Kit?
[07:55] * Reimu Hakurei thinks for a minute, then takes off her trademark red-and-white hairbow and presses it into Aya's hands.
[07:55] <Reimu Hakurei> None that need be spoken.
[07:56] *** The next scene is of Aya and the White Wolves leaving.
[07:56] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ Dozens leave. A handful stay.
[07:56] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ Only one looks back.
[07:57] *** Aya Shameimaru [HumbleTenguReporter@EnclaveFedCom.net (pirated)] has left #suburbansenshi3 ("Only the hard. Only the strong.")
[07:59] * Reimu Hakurei turns back to face the remaining Gensokyo girls.
[07:59] <Reimu Hakurei> TOUHOUS!!
[07:59] <Reimu Hakurei> Readyyour breakfast and eat hearty!
[08:00] * Yuyuko Saigyouji perks up at the mention of food.
[08:01] <Reimu Hakurei> FOR TONIGHT! WE DINE! IN HELL!!!!!!!
[08:01] <Yuyuko Saigyouji> :D~~~~~
[08:02] <Yuyuko Saigyouji> Ooooooooooohh, don't EVER threaten me with a GOOD TIME!!!!
[08:04] *** Slow, dramatic music starts to play as the scene switches.
[08:05] *** The T-Doll hordes, this time spearheaded by EVERYONE among the G&K Mercenary T-Dolls, start their slow jog down the road.
[08:06] * Tenshi Hinanawi points dramatically forward.
[08:07] * Reimu Hakurei watches on impassively
[08:08] * Formidable approaches with the rest of the T-Doll and Seadoll army.
[08:09] *** All of them surround the Gensokyo girls, who've drawn together into a tortoise-like shield-dome. Only Reimu stands outside it.
[08:10] *** On the cliffs overhanging the road, T-Dolls by the dozens lin it. Hey! There's M4A1! And Steg-44! And SPAS-12 and Negev!! EVERYONE came out for this!
[08:10] *** In front of Reimu stand ALL of the Ringleaders of Sangvis Ferri.
[08:13] *** One Sangvis Ferri Ringleader steps forward, while everyone else takes aim at the Gensokyo girls with their guns.
[08:13] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Agent is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[08:13] <~Agent> :f
[08:14] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Agent is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[08:14] <~Agent> Reimu, my congratulations and compliments.
[08:15] <~Agent> You surely have turned calamity into victory.
[08:16] <~Agent> Despite your insufferable arrogance, the Goddess-Queen has come to admire Miko valor and fighting skill.
[08:16] <~Agent> You will make a mighty ally.
[08:17] * Tenshi Hinanawi stumbles forward, looking a little worse for wear after receiving a very VIGOROUS flogging earlier...........and liking every moment of it.
[08:18] <Tenshi Hinanawi> Yield, Reimu! Use your reason! Think of the other girls!
[08:18] <~Agent> Listen to your fellow Youkai. She can attest to the divine one's generocity.
[08:19] <~Agent> Despite your SEVERAL insults, despite your HORRID blasphemies....
[08:19] <~Agent> Despite you attempting to keep Natalia all to yourself!
[08:20] <~Agent> The Lady of Hosts is prepared to forgive all, and more. To reward your service.
[08:21] <~Agent> You fight to protect the hospital. Fine! We never had any intention of damaging it in any way.
[08:22] <~Agent> You fight to protect little Natalia. She will be better protected and cared for than ever before.
[08:22] <~Agent> You fight for your reputation. You will be proclaimed Warlord of all Gensokyo.
[08:23] <~Agent> Answerable only to the one TRUE master of the seas.
[08:23] *** Insert shot of Formidable sitting on her Mobile Throne, looking ESPECIALLY smug.
[08:24] <~Agent> Reimu, your victory will be complete if you but lay down your arms and kneel to holy Formidable.
[08:25] *** Slow closeup of Reimu.
[08:26] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ It's been years since Reimu was a mere apprentice miko, and now, as then, it's not fear that grips her, but anticipation.
[08:27] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ A heightened sense of things.
[08:27] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ The seaborne breeze coolly kissin the swear at her chest and neck.
[08:28] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ Gulls cawing, cmplaining.
[08:28] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ The steady breathing of the 30(0) at her back, ready to die for her without a moment's pause.
[08:29] * Reimu Hakurei rubs her eyes and temples.
[08:30] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ She is tired.
[08:31] *** Agent and Formidable both notice Reimu's no longer just standing there, looking at them with defiance.
[08:31] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ Her shield is heavy.
[08:32] * Reimu Hakurei drops her shield to the ground.
[08:32] * Formidable is standing now. O____O
[08:33] <~Agent> Reimu, your spear.
[08:33] * Reimu Hakurei points her gohei-spear at Tenshi.
[08:33] <Reimu Hakurei> You. Tenshi.
[08:33] <Reimu Hakurei> May you live forever in tranquility and peace.
[08:34] <Tenshi Hinanawi> Noooooooo! That's what I hate the most!!!!!!!!!! T_____T
[08:34] <~Agent> Reimu! Your spear!
[08:35] *** Epic shot of Reimu's gohei-spear hitting the ground.
[08:36] * Reimu Hakurei slowly drops to her knees, then bows down, fists pressed into the ground.
[08:36] * Formidable spreads her arms and tilts her head back, smiling beatifically.
[08:38] *** Insert some old recorded footage of Natalia as a toddler running back and forth inside the Hakurei Shrine, playing and getting into mischief. At one point, she's even dressed up in a little red-and-white Reimu costume, flapping her arms with those detached sleeves.
[08:39] *** Reimu was there, openly looking pensive and tolerating the presence of the baby Kitsune, but when Natalia went indoors, she was SMILING just a little.
[08:40] <Reimu Hakurei> NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[08:41] *** The shield-dome breaks open as the Gensokyo girls rush forward.
[08:41] * Marisa Kirisame charges out, steps on Reimu's back, and uses her as a springboard to leap AT Agent!!!
[08:42] <~Agent> O____o
[08:42] * Marisa Kirisame STABS her broom into Agent's chest!!!
[08:42] *** ~Agent has left #suburbansenshi3 ( "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRGggggggggggggggggggkk~!!! I am stabbed!" @___@)
[08:43] <Formidable> >:(
[08:43] <Formidable> SLAUGHTER THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[08:43] *** The T-Dolls start SHOOTING!!!
[08:44] * Reimu Hakurei grabs her gohei-spear off the ground and takes aim. All around her, the Gensokyo girls are starting to drop as they take hit after hit.
[08:45] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ She was tired. It affected her vision, and she must see far.
[08:45] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ Her shield was heavy. It threw her off balance, and her target is far away.
[08:47] * Reimu Hakurei runs forward, getting ready for a long throw. Behind her, more and more of the Gensokyo girls are getting gunned down.
[08:48] *** Reisen Udongein Inaba gets shot over and over by T-Dolls. As she drops down, she empties her own gun into them, trying to bring as many of them down as she can!
[08:52] *** Tewi Inaba gets completely BLOWN AWAY by DP-28!! And DP-28 doesn't hold back as she EMPTIES her weapon into Tewi. The squib-load detonations are EPIC!!!
[08:54] *** Yuyuko Saigyouji is beset by several Seadolls, but it's SPAS-12 who finishes her off by snatching that giant leg of lamb OUT of Yuyuko's hands and B[BLEEP]CHSLAPPING her into OBLIVION with it. Then taking a HUGE bite out of it herself.
[08:55] * Reimu Hakurei THROWS her spear!!
[08:55] *** Epic Slo-Motion shot of the spear travelling through the air towards Formidable.
[08:58] * Ran Yakumo goes into Full-Throttle Rabid Fox mode and tears into everyone around her.
[09:00] * Ran Yakumo is then gunned down by multiple Shotgun-girls, who get her in the legs first to immobilize her, then blast her over and over from a distance. Regardless, Ran does NOT go down quietly or easily, and she drags down Takao with her, savaging her with claws and fangs before she perishes.
[09:01] *** The gohei-spear sails towards Formidable..then GOUGES the side of her face, leaving a big bloody mess!!!!
[09:01] <Formidable> XO
[09:02] * Reimu Hakurei is SHOT!! Then again! And AGAIN!!
[09:04] * Sakura Izayoi is beset upon ny the Royal Maid Corps!!!! She takes down several of them, but it's Sheffield who shoots her several times to wear her down...and BELFAST who finishes her off!
[09:04] * Formidable is STUNNED and stares at the blood on her hands!!! (Or is that Hershey's chocolate syrup?)
[09:05] * Reimu Hakurei falls to her knees, barely hanging on.
[09:08] *** Marisa Kirisame is laying the SMACK DOWN around her with her broom, but gets SKEWERED upon a big spear wielded by NONE OTHER THAN~!
[09:10] * Reimu Hakurei rises up to her feet her feet and gives the EPIC SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's not UMP-9 who's getting to be the Scream-Queen in this movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[09:12] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ The old ones say the Hakurei Mikos are descended from Amatarasu herself. Bold Reimu gives testament to that belief.
[09:13] <Narrator (Aya)> ♦ Her roar is long and loud.
[09:14] * Reimu Hakurei falls to the ground, seeing that everyone else has gone down with her.
[09:14] * Alice Margatroid is barely holding on.
[09:15] <Alice Margatroid> It's an honor to die at your side. T__T
[09:15] <Reimu Hakurei> It's an honor to have lived at yours.
[09:16] * Reimu Hakurei staggers to her feet once again, looking out at the T-Dolls who are currently reloading their guns.
[09:17] <Reimu Hakurei> NATALIA!!!
[09:17] <Reimu Hakurei> YOU SILLY FOX!!!
[09:17] <Reimu Hakurei> YOU NUISANCE FOX!!!
[09:17] <Reimu Hakurei> Don't you ever change...! ^____^
[09:19] *** Anything else she wanted to say is cut off as the T-Dolls SATURATE the whole area with another barrage of bullets.
[09:19] *** The playback comes to a Pause, and the Cheesykits logo appears once again. "Come back for more next time!"
[06:59] *** The Cheesykits logo appears! "STAND BY FOR ACTION!"
[07:02] *** The playback continues!!
[07:02] *** Aya Shameimaru [HumbleTenguReporter@EnclaveFedCom.net (pirated)] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[07:02] <@spiritflame> ohayo Aya Shameimaru
[07:03] * Aya Shameimaru slowly makes her way back to the hospital, trekking long and slow, away from the Not-so-Hot Gates.
[07:03] <Aya Shameimaru> ♦ "Remember us." As simple an order as a miko can give.
[07:04] <Aya Shameimaru> ♦ "Remember why we died."
[07:05] *** At the hospital gates, Aya Shameimaru stops and looks up at one of the observation windows overlooking the entry yard and sees a young Kitsune girl with copper hair looking down at her with an anxious expression.
[07:06] <Chibi-Nat> :<
[07:09] *** The scene switches, and Aya is now standing in the tent camp outside the gates, addressing a crowd that's off-screen.
[07:09] <Aya Shameimaru> ♦ For she did not wish tribute or song nor monuments, nor poems ofwar and valor.
[07:10] <Aya Shameimaru> ♦ Her wish to little Natalia was simple: "Remember us."
[07:13] <Aya Shameimaru> ♦ That was her hope to that little girl. When she looks back upon being hospitalized in all the countless years yet to be, may all our voices whisper to you from the ageless stones.
[07:14] <Aya Shameimaru> ♦ "Go tell of the Touhou Girls, passerby, that here, by Miko Law, we lie."
[07:16] <Aya Shameimaru> ♦ Barely an hour has passed, and long I pondered my Miko's cryptic talk of victory.
[07:17] <Aya Shameimaru> ♦ But time has proven her wise, for from free Kit to free Kit, the word has spread that bold Reimu and his 30(0), so far from home...!
[07:18] *** The camera turns to show that the road leading up the hospital is pretty straight AND that the battlefield in question is within line-of-sight.
[07:18] *** Oh hey, it looks like the T-Dolls are approaching too.
[07:19] <Aya Shameimaru> ♦ ...laid down their lives not just for Sparta Hospital, but for all Port Allansia, and the promise this city holds!
[07:20] <Aya Shameimaru> ♦ Now, here on this rugged patch of earth called Plataea...!
[07:20] *** Actually, just the parking lot.
[07:21] <Aya Shameimaru> Formidable's hordes face OBLITERATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[07:22] <~> ♦ AH-WOOO!!
[07:23] <Aya Shameimaru> Just there the barbarians huddle, sheer terror gripping tight their hearts with icy fingers!
[07:24] <Aya Shameimaru> Knowing full well what merciless horrors they suffered at the swords and spears and fists of the 30(0)!
[07:27] *** The camera starts to pull out, slowly revealing that Aya's standing with EVERY OTHER Touhou girl there is, including Rinnosuke, as well as HUNDREDS of Forest Foxes. IT'S THE RISING FLOOF!!!!
[07:30] <Aya Shameimaru> Yet they stare now across the plain at 100(00) Touhous, commanding 300(00) free Foxes!!
[07:31] <~> ♦ AH-WOOO! AH-WOOO! AH-WOOO!
[07:32] <Aya Shameimaru> The enemy outnumber us a paltry three to one! Good odds against ANY of those T-Doll bimbos.
[07:33] <Aya Shameimaru> This day, we protect little Natalia from mysticism and tyranny! And usher in for her a future brighter than anything she can imagine!
[07:34] <Aya Shameimaru> GIVE THANKS, NATALIA! TO REIMU AND THE BRAVE 30(0)!!!
[07:36] <Aya Shameimaru> TO VICTORY~!!!!!!
[07:37] *** Everyone CHARGES FORWARD in Epic-Slo-Mo, crossing the parking lot towards the approaching horde, with many of the Forest Foxes streaking ahead, yapping excitedly.
[07:38] *** Many of the T-Dolls advance forward, drop to one knee to form a two-tier firing line...and just lower their guns and spread their arms to ACCEPT the charge of the Fluff Brigade!!!
[07:39] *** SHRIEKS (of laughter and delight) ring out as the T-Dolls are OVERRUN by the fluffy, squeaking foxes, who show no mercy as they CHOMP down on them (and start nibbling and paw-pattering).
[07:40] * Aya Shameimaru stops in her tracks as G-36 appears in front of her.
[07:40] <G-36> Little Natalia has underwent her second round of examinations.
[07:41] <G-36> The virus has shown no sign of regrowth this time. They're cleared her for release the day after tomorrow.
[07:42] <G-36> So there is no further reason for us wanting to release her into a different facility.
[07:44] <G-36> However, Sangvis Ferri IS still going ahead with constructing an additional null-mana medical facility run exclusively by Dolls. There are still legitimate concerns about the psychic residue of THIS place.
[07:44] <Aya Shameimaru> Sooooooo, why is everyone still fighting?
[07:45] *** The camera turns to show that EVERYONE is actually still fighting each other. it's turned into a HUGE wrestling match between the Youkai and the T-Dolls and Kansen, and the Forest Foxes have turned on EVERYONE now!!
[07:46] *** It's turning into a fluffy MOSH-PIT!!!!
[07:46] *** And Ayanami and Unicorn are both now stage-diving.
[07:47] <G-36> ...I think everyone is just using this as an excuse to act like total buffoons.
[07:47] <Aya Shameimaru> Apparently so.
[07:49] * Prinz Eugen suddenly appears behind them both!!!
[07:49] <Prinz Eugen> TONIGHT! WE DINE! IN HEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL~!!!!
[07:50] <Prinz Eugen> But for right now, let's go to that delightful place, the Stew Shack!!! I cannot believe that this port-city has SUCH a treasure within it!!
[07:51] *** Prinz Eugen has left #suburbansenshi3 ("I am going to buy an entire QUART of beef and noodle soup!!!")
[07:52] * Aya Shameimaru and G-36 both hear a huge CRACK as Formidable trips over her own dress and FACEPLANTS on her own throne-platform...and BREAKS through the floor-panels. The Forest Foxes near her just...LOOK at the hole in shock and amazement.
[07:53] <Aya Shameimaru> ...Does the Stew Shack make wonton soup?
[07:54] <G-36> They make ANY kind of soup or stew on demand. Their recipe database is impressive. As I understand it, the Langister family have been regulars there moving here to Neudaiz after the Sundering.
[07:55] <G-36> ^since moving here
[07:56] *** Aya Shameimaru [HumbleTenguReporter@EnclaveFedCom.net (pirated)] has left #suburbansenshi3 ("It WAS a nice touch using the place as a scene of "slaughter" though. Clever.")
[07:57] *** G-36 has left #suburbansenshi3 ("The girls seem to have gotten skilled at parody.")
[07:58] *** The Cheesykits logo appears one last time! "THE END! Thank you for joining us!" :3
[03:52] <Merc_Nezu> (( *test* ))
[03:53] <Merc_Nezu> ((
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[03:52] *** During Sunday: The 'Gang' (Ami, Rob, Bonnie, Karami & the kids) is, or better, 'was' on a Shopping Tour throught the Azabu Juuban (Open Sunday)...
[03:53] * Quen Bonnie has moved to: [ Azabu Juuban ]
[03:55] * Quen Bonnie is away: Stupid Typos!
[03:55] * Queen Bonnie has moved to: [ Azabu Juuban ]
[03:59] <Queen Bonnie> [Azabu Juuban] *stretches herself* Aaaah! Now that's what I call 'Living'! No schedule pressure, no outside meddling with your plans, only a handful of buddies hanging out together for the day!
[04:01] *** The kids: 'Can we got to the Zoo? Or the Amusement Park? Can we, can we?'
[04:02] * Rob A. has moved to: [ Azabu Juuban ]
[04:03] <Rob A.> [Azabu Juuban] Later, maybe. Even a 'Free Day' wants to be planned.
[04:05] *** His interstellar Communicator beeps
[04:09] <Rob A.> [Azabu Juuban] Hello? [...] Sure? It really can't be postponed any further? [...] *sighs* Allright, I'll tell them.
[04:11] <Rob A.> [Azabu Juuban] Okay, folks. That's it. The Mission starts tomorrow Morning. Wish us luck.
[04:12] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ Azabu Juuban ]
[04:13] <Merc_Nezu> [Azabu Juuban] I knew it! I should've trusted my itching toe this Morning!
[04:14] <Queen Bonnie> [Azabu Juuban] Maybe you should just ditch those long, black stockings when you're not in school?
[04:16] <Merc_Nezu> [Azabu Juuban] That's not what I meant. But every time that specific toe twitches, it's an almost foolproof sign that something unusual is about to happen!
[04:18] <Rob A.> [Azabu Juuban] One more reason to make the best out of this day. Who knows when will be the next time we're able to go out together like ths, right?
[04:20] *** Everybody enthusiastically throws their fist into the air: 'RIGHT!!!!'
[18:09] *** Minerva has joined #suburbansenshi3
[18:09] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Minerva
[18:09] * Minerva sits on a table in Maia's room, watching her
[18:09] <Minerva> ..are you sure this is a good idea?
[18:10] <Maia> ...can you please not sit there
[18:10] * Minerva hops down
[18:10] <Minerva> fine fine
[18:10] <Minerva> ..but really..after what it did to you guys..you're going to give that computer a body?
[18:10] <Maia> I feel....responsablity..for it
[18:10] <Minerva> it nearly destroyed the entire planet!
[18:10] <Maia> it was mistaken..warped...given the wrong information
[18:11] <Minerva> that doesn't change what it did!
[18:11] <Minerva> why don't you just..pull the plug
[18:11] <Maia> that is not something I will do
[18:11] <Minerva> ....
[18:11] <Minerva> ..it's cause of your mom, isn't it
[18:11] <Minerva> it always comes back to her
[18:11] * Maia just gives Minerva a look...the other girl raising her hands up
[18:12] <Minerva> fine fine! I won't say a word
[18:12] <Minerva> just hope you know what you're doing
[18:19] <Maia> we will find out
[18:19] * Maia puts on her goggles and goes back to work
[18:19] * Minerva leaves the room...
[03:35] *** Yesterday Afternoon: Robbie and his Adult Daughter unexpectedly return from their secret Mission way before they were anticipated, looking tired, roughed up, disshevelled and partially bruised.
[03:36] * Rob A. has moved to: [ the Lobby ]
[03:37] <Rob A.> [the Lobby] *groans* Man... What an epic Failure!
[03:38] * Karami has moved to: [ the Lobby ]
[03:39] <Karami> [the Lobby] I know. I already told you how sorry I am.
[03:44] <Rob A.> [the Lobby] Like those other 99 times. Help me to understand: When we first met, you seemed so competent, but now it doesn't feel much different from when I'm with your mother. Why is that?
[03:47] <Karami> [the Lobby] *snorts* Ever heard about 'Premature Laurels'? Those were different times, back then in the Future. We actually had to make an effort for the chance to see even another day.
[03:49] * Queen Bonnie has moved to: [ the Lobby ]
[03:51] <Queen Bonnie> [the Lobby] Oh, dear. *holds back laughter* Welcome back. Wow... Whatever happened to you guys?
[03:55] <Rob A.> [the Lobby] Don't ask. Our little 'expert' here booked, like, the wrong Destination, based on incorrect Data.
[04:00] <Karami> [the Lobby] Honestly, how should I've known that my Information was already outdated as we started and the warring factions in the meantime had set aside their dispute, mea culpa.
[04:06] <Rob A.> [the Lobby] Still, there surely was no necessity for us to get lost and err around through the Quenxalytean Jungle for another day.
[04:12] <Queen Bonnie> [the Lobby] My poor Hubby. Wait here, I'll get the Iodine from the Medikit in the Bathroom. And I'm no doctor, but you two look like you could benefit from a session in the Gym's Jaccuzzi.
[04:13] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ the Lobby ]
[04:14] <Merc_Nezu> [the Lobby] But be careful, don't let the hot water get directly into the wounds!
[04:16] <Merc_Nezu> [the Lobby] Sorry, but I only just read your message. Well, that was quite the bad luck, but as nobody seems to be seriously hurt...
[04:18] *** The other three look at her with a mildly p*ssed-off expression!
[04:21] <Merc_Nezu> [the Lobby] W-what? *sweatdrop* But well, as I said before you left, trust the twitchy-toe!
[04:22] <Rob A.> [the Lobby] The only good thing about the whole situation is that the kids don't see us like this!
[04:25] <Queen Bonnie> [the Lobby] Yeah, luckily the Kindergarten is back to business by now.
[04:30] <Karami> [the Lobby] (after a while), Hey, at least I didn't need my sleeping pills when we were in touch with the bosom of nature!
[04:33] <Rob A.> [the Lobby] Bite me. All I got out of this was my pollen allergy kicking in. *sneezes*
[06:22] *** Later that evening, the two sit in a whirlpool near 'beachside', trying to relax and soothe their aching bones & muscles after their small, ahem, Misadventure'.
[06:23] * Rob A. has moved to: [ pool area ]
[06:25] <Rob A.> [pool area] Aahh, now that's better. Ow, ow, ow, ow! Careful with the scratches!
[06:29] <Rob A.> [pool area] Listen, I don't really want to be so harsh on you. But admittedly, you don't make it easy for others to trust in you
[06:30] * Karami has moved to: [ pool area ]
[06:35] <Karami> [pool area] What can I say? I still got problems with this era in time, all those possibilities, its overflow of impressions.
[06:37] <Rob A.> [pool area] Hmm... While we're at it... Why are you on the boys' side, anyway?
[06:40] <Karami> [pool area] *pouts* The other women threw me out, allegedly for being the only one not wearing a, what did they call it, 'sweem-zoot' or so...
[06:43] <Rob A.> [pool area] 💦 A-are you serious? Don't tell me... We really need to get you more accustomed to Earthling Morales!
[06:44] * Rob A. [pool area] hastily tries to wrap a towel around her...
[06:47] <Rob A.> [pool area] Quick, get out and don't you come back before you didn't put on something pool-compliant! And pray to whatever you may believe in that there were no surveillance cams running today, or we could get in some deeeeeeep trouble!
[06:49] <Karami> [pool area] Heh heh, no wonder they were looking at me like i just like,shot the pope or something!
[06:51] <Rob A.> [pool area] The other men surely don't currently trust their eyes, either. Shoo, shoo!
[06:53] <Karami> [pool area] You know what youre are, Daddy? A spoilsport! *sticks out tongue* But yeah, I'll be right back in few Moments...
[06:55] * Karami [pool area] starts running around, hoping to find a place where she could borrow some pool-equipment.
[06:57] <Rob A.> [pool area] (to the other guys) I know. I just can't describe how awefully sorry I am. Please give her some time.
[06:58] *** He makes a traditional apologetic geste.
[03:42] *** Late Thursday Afternoon: Robbie knocks at the door to his Daughter's Appartement...
[03:43] * Rob A. has moved to: [ the Hallway ]
[03:45] <Rob A.> [the Hallway] *knock knock knock* This has been long enough now, don't you think? Don't be so immature!
[03:46] * Karami has moved to: [ Room 1009 ]
[03:48] <Karami> [Room 1009] (from inside) Leave me alone! No matter how you do it... Always doing it wrong, amirite?
[03:50] <Rob A.> [the Hallway] Dear, you're my child. I'm only trying to protect you, not oppress you.
[03:52] <Karami> [Room 1009] *sniff, snort* Well, thank you very much, Daddy. (Ironic undertone)
[03:56] <Karami> [Room 1009] Thank you for overanalyzing and overcritizing every nook and cranny on me. Thank you for badmouthing me in public and in front of others, of complete strangers. And, last but not least... Thank you for forcing me to put on some sticky, sweaty, suffocating, wet swimwear thingy...
[03:57] <Rob A.> [the Hallway] Don't have me started on that again!
[03:59] <Karami> [Room 1009] ...In the water! Makes little sense to me - speaking from an evolutionary POV.
[04:02] <Karami> [Room 1009] Rules are rules, kid. This isn't the same as at home on Murus or like in our private Family Bath. Humans as of now are more prudish, it can't be helped.
[04:03] <Karami> (( Wrong character. Dammit. ))
[04:06] <Rob A.> [the Hallway] And considering that recent trip for nothing... For the Future: Check your sources beforehand.
[04:07] <Karami> [Room 1009] That's what they all say!
[04:09] <Rob A.> [the Hallway] Well, I've tried...
[04:10] *** He prepares to get his communicator out
[04:12] <Rob A.> [the Hallway] Now there's one more person who might get through to her...
[20:39] *** D. Kakaku has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:39] <@spiritflame> konbanwa D. Kakaku
[20:40] * D. Kakaku has moved to: [ Pretty Holic ]
[20:50] *** Thena Potter has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:50] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Thena Potter
[20:51] * Thena Potter has moved to: [ Pretty Holic ]
[20:51] * Thena Potter [Pretty Holic] is already there
[20:52] <D. Kakaku> [Pretty Holic] well, nobody wanted to join in.
[20:53] <Thena Potter> [Pretty Holic] that's fine..the less people the more staright forward job
[20:55] <Thena Potter> [Pretty Holic] are you ready?
[20:55] <D. Kakaku> [Pretty Holic] as ready as I'll ever be.
[20:55] <Thena Potter> [Pretty Holic] alright follow me
[20:55] * Thena Potter [Pretty Holic] opens a door and walks down a hallway of doors
[20:56] * D. Kakaku [Pretty Holic] follows Thena Potter
[20:56] <D. Kakaku> [Pretty Holic] I've got something to ask that I never did think to ask last time.
[20:56] <D. Kakaku> [Pretty Holic] but Matsumi wanted to know where her mother was.
[20:57] <Thena Potter> [Pretty Holic] Megan?
[20:57] <Thena Potter> [Pretty Holic] she went off with her other friends......we haven't been able to find them
[20:57] <D. Kakaku> [Pretty Holic] Again?
[20:59] <Thena Potter> [Pretty Holic] again??
[21:01] <D. Kakaku> [Pretty Holic] yeah, Let's say y grandma got oped into their last trip
[21:01] <D. Kakaku> [Pretty Holic] *my grandma
[21:01] <D. Kakaku> [Pretty Holic] *roped
[21:01] <Thena Potter> [Pretty Holic] oh yes Mary Lou
[21:03] <D. Kakaku> [Pretty Holic] yep
[21:03] * Thena Potter [Pretty Holic] stops in front of a door with a animal paw on it
[21:05] * Thena Potter [Pretty Holic] unlocks the door and opens it
[21:07] <Thena Potter> [Pretty Holic] are you ready?
[21:07] <D. Kakaku> [Pretty Holic] I'm ready.
[21:09] * Thena Potter [Pretty Holic] walks through the door
[21:25] * D. Kakaku [Pretty Holic] follows
[21:29] *** there's a brief flash of white light....and you're suddenly in another Pretty*Holic shop...it's getting dark outside...
[21:30] *** DK, you're pretty much the same as you normally are
[21:31] * Thena Potter [Pretty Holic] , however, has shrunk back to a middle schoolar...her clothes have changed too...she puts on a pair of glasses
[21:31] <D. Kakaku> [Pretty Holic] oh, nice glasses.
[21:32] <D. Kakaku> [Pretty Holic] so, what are we here?
[21:32] * D. Kakaku [Pretty Holic] looks around
[21:33] <D. Kakaku> [Pretty Holic] to better be safe.
[21:33] * D. Kakaku [Pretty Holic] twists the dial on his size watch, and Shrinks......
...into a Cute, Fluffy Dog!
[21:34] * D. Kakaku has moved to: [ Cute Dog ]
[21:34] <Thena Potter> [Pretty Holic] .......
[21:34] <D. Kakaku> [Cute Dog] Wan! Wan! Wan!
[21:34] * Thena Potter [Pretty Holic] puts DK in a backpack on her back
[21:35] * D. Kakaku [Cute Dog] 's watch has become a belt.
[21:35] *** note: it's one of those pet backpacks so DK can stick his head out
[21:35] * D. Kakaku [Cute Dog] sticks his head out of the backpack.
[21:36] <D. Kakaku> [Cute Dog] Wan! Wan!
[21:36] * Thena Potter [Pretty Holic] walks along the street
[21:36] <Thena Potter> [Pretty Holic] ..it 's times like this i wish Meg was here
[21:36] * D. Kakaku [Cute Dog] keeps on looking out the backpack.
[21:36] <D. Kakaku> [Cute Dog] Wan?
[21:38] * D. Kakaku [Cute Dog] 's face is too cute!
[21:40] <Thena Potter> [Pretty Holic] now then..which way
[21:41] * D. Kakaku [Cute Dog] looks left, then right
[21:41] * D. Kakaku [Cute Dog] sniffs the air.
[21:44] <D. Kakaku> [Cute Dog] WAN!
[21:44] * D. Kakaku [Cute Dog] points right with his paw!
[21:46] <Thena Potter> [Pretty Holic] hm??
[21:46] * Thena Potter [Pretty Holic] walks in that direction
[21:48] * D. Kakaku [Cute Dog] keeps on sniffing the air.
[21:49] <Thena Potter> [Pretty Holic] seems you know the way?
[21:50] <D. Kakaku> [Cute Dog] Wan! Wan!
[21:50] * D. Kakaku [Cute Dog] goes in the backpack and pops out with the light bracelet, it is glowing.
[21:53] * D. Kakaku [Cute Dog] sniffs the air again!
[21:54] * D. Kakaku [Cute Dog] shakes the bracelet.
[21:54] * Thena Potter [Pretty Holic] blinks
[21:57] <D. Kakaku> [Cute Dog] wanwan!
[22:00] * Thena Potter [Pretty Holic] keeps moving along the street
[22:02] <D. Kakaku> [Cute Dog] :O
[22:02] <D. Kakaku> [Cute Dog] Wan!
[22:02] <D. Kakaku> [Cute Dog] WanWan!
[22:03] * Thena Potter [Pretty Holic] stops?
[22:04] * D. Kakaku [Cute Dog] points at the housem bracelet glowing way brighter now!
[22:09] * Thena Potter [Pretty Holic] moves along, trying to see if it will lead them somewhere
[22:12] *** Almost there.
[22:15] * Thena Potter [Pretty Holic] just keeps an eye also on anything that..might be off
[22:18] <D. Kakaku> [Cute Dog] WAN! WAN!
[22:18] * D. Kakaku [Cute Dog] points to two people?
[22:23] *** is it? are they?
[22:23] * Thena Potter [Pretty Holic] looks over
[22:24] *** It is!
[22:25] <D. Kakaku> [Cute Dog] WAN! WAN!
[22:25] * D. Kakaku [Cute Dog] shakes the now all too bright bracelet
[22:28] * Thena Potter [Pretty Holic] gives a cough........and IS TACKLED O_O
[22:29] * D. Kakaku [Cute Dog] YIP YIPS in bring crushed.
[22:29] <Komugi Inukai> THENA THENA!!!!!!!!!! :D
[22:29] <Iroha Inukai> Komugi ..what's going......!
[22:30] <Iroha Inukai> Thena!
[22:30] * Iroha Inukai tries to help Thena up
[22:30] <D. Kakaku> [Cute Dog] WAN! WAN! WAN!
[22:30] * Thena Potter has moved to: [ ]
[22:30] * Thena Potter wipes down her outfit
[22:30] <Thena Potter> um yes
[22:30] <Thena Potter> I'm alone this time
[22:31] <Thena Potter> ...I was told to give something to you
[22:31] <D. Kakaku> [Cute Dog] @__@ WAAAAAAN!
[22:31] * D. Kakaku [Cute Dog] shakes the bracelet, now at its brightest
[22:37] <Thena Potter> oh this..is for you
[22:38] * Thena Potter takes the bracelet and offers it to Inoha
[22:38] * Inoha blinks and takes it, looking it over
[22:39] *** the bracelet has an image of Cure Wonderful on it, in the center.
[22:42] <Komugi> INOHA! IT'S ME! IT'S ME!!!!
[22:43] <D. Kakaku> [Cute Dog] WanWAN?!
[22:44] <Inoha> y-yes it's you ^^;;
[22:46] * D. Kakaku [Cute Dog] looksat Komugi and Iroha quizzitively
[22:46] <D. Kakaku> [Cute Dog] ... Wan?
[00:07] <D. Kakaku> [Cute Dog] WAN?
[00:23] <Komugi> wan wan!
[00:24] <D. Kakaku> [Cute Dog] WAN!?
[00:26] <D. Kakaku> [Cute Dog] Wan Wan? (it's you?) wan wan wanwan wan wan wanwan? (You're the Cure in the picture?)
[00:27] <Komugi> (YUP YUP YUP)
[00:29] * D. Kakaku [Cute Dog] looks at the picture, then at Komugi.
[00:30] <D. Kakaku> [Cute Dog] (That curl really stays when you turn into a cure? but why speak like a dog? aren't you a human?)
[00:30] * D. Kakaku [Cute Dog] doesn't know about her transformation or that this is her first transformed state... yet.
[00:44] <Komugi> (I'M A DOG!)
[00:45] <D. Kakaku> [Cute Dog] (NO WAY!)
[00:51] <Thena Potter> anyway...I've done my job
[00:55] <D. Kakaku> [Cute Dog] WANWAN!
[00:55] <Thena Potter> ???
[00:55] * D. Kakaku [Cute Dog] reaches for the dial on the back of his belt, fussing about reaching it.
[00:55] <D. Kakaku> [Cute Dog] (My Watch, uh Belt, I don't know anymore!
[00:59] * Thena Potter reaches over and tries turning it
[01:00] <D. Kakaku> [Cute Dog] WanWanWaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh！
[01:00] * D. Kakaku has turned back into a human, clothes and all.
[01:01] <D. Kakaku> Aghhh, been a dog a bit too long, I almost had a wanting for biscuits.
[01:07] <Thena Potter> I should go
[01:07] * Thena Potter is already sturning to leave
[01:07] <Komugi> WAN!?
[01:08] <D. Kakaku> me too, heheh, I just wanted to return that to you.
[01:13] * Thena Potter runs back towards Pretty*Hollic..only to find it locked
[01:13] <Thena Potter> ......
[01:14] <D. Kakaku> What is it?
[01:15] <Thena Potter> we're locked out
[01:15] <D. Kakaku> D:
[01:19] <D. Kakaku> looks like we're here for the night.
[01:21] * Thena Potter turns...and is iMMEDIATLY HUGGED BY KOMUGI
[01:21] <Thena Potter> O_O
[01:23] * D. Kakaku giggles a bit.
[01:25] <D. Kakaku> a shame I couldn't change when we got here.
[01:25] <D. Kakaku> well, aside from that transformation into a dog.
[01:27] * Thena Potter is already getting dragged away!
[01:27] * D. Kakaku looks at Iroha.
[01:28] <D. Kakaku> does this always happen?
[01:31] * Iroha just sighs and follows after
[01:31] * D. Kakaku follows the three.
[01:34] * D. Kakaku is away: I'll just... turn into a dog again.
[01:34] * Iroha is away
[01:34] * Thena Potter is away
[06:54] * Karami has moved to: [ the Lobby ]
[06:55] *** A bit later today:
[06:57] * Karami [the Lobby] sits on a couch in the Lobby, head lumped down flat on the table, groaning muffled...
[06:57] * Rob A. has moved to: [ the Lobby ]
[06:59] <Rob A.> [the Lobby] At least we could get her out of her room by now... I think the stage is your's!
[07:02] *** Enter Sarqui, the Captain of the Nezumi Royal Guards and mother of Karami! She's brash and fouilmouthed with a violent streak and her Image Music is the 'Imperial March' by John Williams...
[07:03] * Sarqui has moved to: [ the Lobby ]
[07:07] <Sarqui> [the Lobby] Are thou sure, my Lord, that I'm enough to talk her out of her shell? Let's not forget that half of her Attitude comes from me!
[07:08] * Karami [the Lobby] is still groaning as her Mommy sits down opposite her.
[07:09] <Sarqui> [the Lobby] What's the matter, kiddo? You've been acting like this for days!
[07:11] <Karami> [the Lobby] Aaaaw man... Everybody's critizising me. No matter how you do it, you can only do it wrong! *lumps back down*
[07:11] <Sarqui> [the Lobby] Trial and Error, I guess. Don't let it get get to you like that!
[07:15] *** Now it shows where the differences between the two are: Karami is usually polite and well-educated. And she wears cute puffed slippers which she puts where they belong - on the floor. Her mother, on the other hand, has rolled up her sleeves, holds a beer bottle in one hand and rests her bare feet on the table!
[07:17] <Karami> [the Lobby] You know I'm always trying my best to not embarass anybody. But it's really hard.
[07:19] <Sarqui> [the Lobby] *BURP* Well, I know what I'd do in such a situation!
[07:20] <Karami> [the Lobby] I'm not you, Mom. I'm a nice girl! All I can do is keep trying.
[07:21] <Karami> [the Lobby] And if that doesn't help, I could still whoop their behinds.
[07:22] * Sarqui [the Lobby] starts ruffling through her Daughters hair.
[07:23] <Sarqui> [the Lobby] See? Now that's my lil' big girl!
[07:23] *** The two women start laughing
[07:25] <Rob A.> [the Lobby] What the... What are you doing? You were supposed to get her out of here, not yourself in! *Groans*
[07:26] * Sarqui [the Lobby] shrugs off apologetically
[07:26] <Sarqui> [the Lobby] Sorry, my Lord. Couldn't resist.
[07:30] * Sarqui is away: Spending some time with her Daughter
[07:31] * Karami is away: Spending some time with her Mother^^
[13:36] * D. Kakaku has moved to: [ Cute Dog ]
[13:39] * Thena Potter adjusts her glasses
[13:43] <D. Kakaku> [Cute Dog] wan wan!
[13:50] <Thena Potter> *sigh*
[13:50] <Thena Potter> ...we need to get back
[13:52] <D. Kakaku> [Cute Dog] (Still locked?)
[13:56] * D. Kakaku [Cute Dog] wags his tail
[14:05] <Thena Potter> it shouldn't be I think
[14:05] * Thena Potter heads out towareds Pretty*Holic
[14:52] <Thena Potter> ....
[14:53] <Thena Potter> i wish the others were here
[14:57] <D. Kakaku> [Cute Dog] wan! wan!
[14:57] <Thena Potter> ??
[14:59] * D. Kakaku [Cute Dog] points to the park excitedly
[14:59] <Thena Potter> ....
[14:59] <Thena Potter> what?
[15:00] * A group sneaks in from the Pretty*Holic
[15:05] * Thena Potter follows after DK
[15:09] * D. Kakaku [Cute Dog] wags his tail and barks excitedly as he enters the park.
[15:13] * Thena Potter blinks but watches
[15:16] * D. Kakaku [Cute Dog] sniffs the air
[15:16] <D. Kakaku> [Cute Dog] wan wan wan!
[15:16] <D. Kakaku> [Cute Dog] (where's Komugi?)
[15:17] <Thena Potter> I'm not sure where they are...maybe they'll be here
[15:20] * D. Kakaku [Cute Dog] sniffs again.
[15:20] * D. Kakaku [Cute Dog] 's tail stops wagging and backs up
[15:21] * D. Kakaku [Cute Dog] whimpers a bit.
[15:25] <Thena Potter> huh??
[15:26] * D. Kakaku [Cute Dog] Leaps towards Thena.
[15:28] * Thena Potter catches DK?
[15:29] <D. Kakaku> [Cute Dog] wan! wan!
[15:31] <Thena Potter> what??
[15:32] * D. Kakaku [Cute Dog] points towards a dark cloud forming.
[15:36] * Thena Potter looks!
[15:43] <D. Kakaku> [Cute Dog] wan wan wan!
[16:01] * Thena Potter backs up
[16:03] * D. Kakaku [Cute Dog] growls, showing his teeth.
[16:37] * A masked figure appears out of the darkness and picks his teeth
[16:37] <A masked> hmmmmmmmmm
[16:38] * A masked Figure puts a finger in their mouth...then pops it out and feels the air
[16:39] * D. Kakaku [Cute Dog] Barks again, Fiercely!
[16:41] <A masked Figure> meeeeeeeeh
[16:41] <A masked Figure> it's not here
[16:42] * A masked Figure glances over towwards Thena and DK
[16:45] * D. Kakaku [Cute Dog] barks at the figure!
[17:09] <A masked Figure> meh
[17:09] <A masked Figure> such annoying little thing
[17:09] <A masked Figure> you like to play catch?
[17:20] <D. Kakaku> WAN WAN!
[17:31] * D. Kakaku [Cute Dog] keeps on barking.
[17:48] * D. Kakaku [Cute Dog] coughs from too much barking.
[17:54] * A masked Figure creates a energy ball and THROWS it at a nearby tree
[17:54] <D. Kakaku> [Cute Dog] WAN WAN WAN!
[17:57] *** the tree is hit and morphs..into a gigantic monster
[17:57] <Omnnom> OMNNOMMMMMM
[17:57] <D. Kakaku> [Cute Dog] O[]O
[17:57] <Thena Potter> !
[17:57] * D. Kakaku [Cute Dog] reaches for the belt >w<
[17:59] <D. Kakaku> [Cute Dog] WAN WAN!
[18:00] * Thena Potter tries to dodge as the tree throws explosive apples!
[18:00] <D. Kakaku> [Cute Dog] O[]O YIP YIP
[18:02] * Thena Potter tries to pull out her transformation device but the EXPLOSION sends her flying sideways...
[18:06] <D. Kakaku> [Cute Dog] WAN! WAN WAN! >M<
[18:15] * Thena Potter is CAUGHT
[18:15] <Thena Potter> O_O
[18:16] <D. Kakaku> [Cute Dog] WAN?
[18:16] * Cure Lillian has caught Thena along with Cure Nyan
[18:16] <D. Kakaku> (( lol, Nyammy ))
[18:17] <Cure Nyammy> ^
[18:17] <D. Kakaku> [Cute Dog] wan wan wan! ><
[18:20] * Cure Nyammy lets Lillian put Thena on the ground...and then rushes to try and defeat the monster!
[18:22] <D. Kakaku> [Cute Dog] (thena, a bit of help, turn it the other way!)
[18:25] * Thena Potter turns the dial on the necklace
[18:26] * D. Kakaku [Cute Dog] starts growing back to a normal human... and then into a HUGE Giraffe!.... well huge in the human sense, but the giraffe is still notmal size.
[18:27] <D. Kakaku> [Cute Dog] *normal
[18:30] * D. Kakaku [Cute Dog] sticks his neck out, and sounds like how a giraffe would sound.
[18:36] * D. Kakaku has moved to: [ Giraffe ]
[18:36] <Omnomnom> OMOM!?
[18:36] * D. Kakaku [Giraffe] *Giraffe Noises*
[18:37] * D. Kakaku [Giraffe] Charges towards the tree monster.
[18:41] * Omnomnom is surprised by this and is hit!!!!!
[18:45] * D. Kakaku [Giraffe] looks at the Omnomnom.
[18:52] * Omnomnom flails...it's too big to get up on it's own...Nyammy and Lillian jump on it, causing it to make a loud angry paiend noise
[18:52] * D. Kakaku [Giraffe] looks on, watching.
[18:56] * Omnomnom tries to get back up @_@
[18:58] * D. Kakaku [Giraffe] charges and jumps... since he is a giraffe at the moment, and tare hey known to be great jumpers?
[19:01] * Omnomnom is JUMPED ON AGAIN
[19:02] * Omnomnom BURSTS...changing into dark mist
[19:05] * D. Kakaku [Giraffe] Giraffe Noise bleats
[19:07] *** Omnomnom has left #suburbansenshi3
[19:07] * The cures are just......they have a look of WTF
[19:08] <D. Kakaku> [Giraffe] O-o
[19:19] * D. Kakaku [Giraffe] bends his neck down and twists the dial on the front ankle.
[19:19] * D. Kakaku [Giraffe] transforms back into a human.
[19:20] * D. Kakaku has moved to: [ ]
[19:20] * D. Kakaku coughs
[19:20] * Now it's just akward
[19:21] * D. Kakaku is clothed.
[19:23] <D. Kakaku> So... what was a thing.
[19:45] <D. Kakaku> so, what are your names?
[19:57] <Cure Lillian> um..uh..li-
[19:57] * Cure Nyammy gets in front of Lillian, protectivly
[20:00] <D. Kakaku> O_o
[20:35] <D. Kakaku> uhhhhh....
[20:37] <Thena Potter> let's go...
[20:39] <D. Kakaku> okay.
[20:39] <D. Kakaku> we'll have to return to the Pretty holic to get back home anyway.
[20:46] * Thena Potter starts to leave!
[20:51] * D. Kakaku follows
[21:09] * D. Kakaku has moved to: [ Pretty Holic ]
[21:12] * Thena Potter has moved to: [ Pretty Holic ]
[21:13] <D. Kakaku> [Pretty Holic] so, where is the door back to our world?
[22:19] * Thena Potter [Pretty Holic] points to the door..and unlocks it..and walks through
[22:20] * D. Kakaku [Pretty Holic] follows, walking through as well.
[22:23] * Thena Potter [Pretty Holic] appears back in the old Pretty Holic..back to her old age
[22:24] <D. Kakaku> [Pretty Holic] I'llhave to put in localized setting on this thing.
[22:24] * D. Kakaku [Pretty Holic] quickly jots down a few notes.
[22:30] * Thena Potter [Pretty Holic] walks back out of the hallway
[22:31] * D. Kakaku [Pretty Holic] walks back out as well.
[22:58] * Thena Potter [Pretty Holic] unlocks the door "you did complete your task"
[23:08] <D. Kakaku> [Pretty Holic] mmhmm, thank you
[23:08] <D. Kakaku> [Pretty Holic] night.
[23:08] *** D. Kakaku has left #suburbansenshi3 (Yeah! Let's go!)
[02:15] *** Forgot to post a decent punchline:
[02:16] <Sarqui> Is it only me, or does this place smell like BBQ?
[02:18] <Karami> [Room 1009] Hmm-hmm... And like burnt plastic or Leather Imitata.
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[03:11] <Merc_Nezu> (( How do I get this to work correctly? ))
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[03:49] <Merc_Nezu> (( OIC. :-) ))
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[04:03] <Merc_Nezu> (( Allrite then. 🤍 ))
[04:54] *** Merc_Nezu is Level 1 with 0 EXP
[04:55] <@spiritflame> Merc_Nezu: You have 0 MP / 0 HP / SP
[04:58] <Merc_Nezu>!protip
[04:58] *** PROTIP!: Deal with it - bad DMs happen. Give the guy a chance to learn.
[04:59] <Merc_Nezu>!quote
[04:59] <B4DD3R-th4n-KingKong-Itz-Kim-jonG!!!> But U SaiD yoU RoveD me! U RoveD the Kim JonG!! U saiD "Kim JonG has MighY Ding Dong"
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> It wuz al pilowtlk babyee
[05:00] <Merc_Nezu> !awesome
[05:00] --== :: AND NOW FOR YOUR DOSE OF AWESOME :: ==--
*** Shinji Ikari doesn't have to leap tall buildings in a single bound. Tall buildings duck under Shinji Ikari.
[05:02] <Merc_Nezu> (( Gives you classic Chuck Norris vibes. 😆 ))
[07:24] *** Yup that's the point :)
[14:38] * Matsumi Kaze [America] lounges on a beach chair, sunglasses on and a tropical drink in her hand
[14:38] * Matsumi Kaze has moved to: [ ]
[14:38] * Matsumi Kaze has moved to: [ Point Nemo ]
[14:38] <Matsumi Kaze> [Point Nemo] AHHH this is the life!!!!
[14:38] * Matsumi Kaze [Point Nemo] listens to the sound of the waves as her Mira Eseme and Masato race across the sand
[14:41] * Hideki Kaze has moved to: [ Point Nemo ]
[14:41] * Hideki Kaze [Point Nemo] lounges next to his wife
[14:51] * Selene happily makes a sand castle :D
[14:51] * Selene has moved to: [ Point Nemo ]
[15:00] <Millina> NO NO NO NO N-
[15:00] * Millina gets smasshed in the face with a vollyball
[15:00] <Minerva> ....
[15:00] <Minerva> I said catch
[15:32] * Freya Felinus lays on a floatie in the ocean
[16:30] * Siegfred pulls up on a jet ski...Minerva running over to join him!
[08:50] * The Kaze Family enjoy the breakfest buffet at the resort!
[08:56] * Matsumi Kaze [Point Nemo] looks over the brochure
[08:56] <Matsumi Kaze> [Point Nemo] OH! we can check out the amusement park today!
[09:00] * Freya Felinus looks over Matsumi's shoulder
[09:01] <Freya Felinus> ..I wasn't aware of one on the island
[09:01] <Matsumi Kaze> [Point Nemo] it looks pretty big
[09:07] <Matsumi Kaze> [Point Nemo] aww Daini would have loved this place.....
[09:10] <Matsumi Kaze> [Point Nemo] so let's go there this afternoon!
[04:33] *** Over the course of the day (late noon/early afternoon): Ami drags her friend Usagi Tsukino around the Shopping Districts in Azabu Juuban/Akihabara, covering the latter's eyes along the way so not to spoil the surprises she and the other girls have planned for her big day!
[04:33] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ outside ]
[04:35] <Merc_Nezu> [outside] Nyuh-uh-uh, Usagi-chan, don't peek! 💙
[04:37] *** 'But our Mrs. Haruna always told us not to go through the traffic with closed eyes!'
[04:37] <Merc_Nezu> [outside] This is an exception. I promise I'll guide you around.
[04:43] *** Like this, the two girls stroll around the city. This is also meant to make enough room for all the sweet stuff, not only beating some time. (To be fair, Usagi basically has ALWAYS some room for more in her belly, though, as we know)
[06:44] *** After 1-2 hours of shopping around (each bought at least some small tokens)...
[06:45] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ Chiyoko's ]
[06:45] <Merc_Nezu> [Chiyoko's] Aaaand you can look now!
[06:46] * Merc_Nezu [Chiyoko's] takes her hands away from Usagi's eyes, and
[06:49] *** 'SUURPRIISEE!' Almost the entire gang is assembled there - the three remaining Inners Senshi plus Chibiusa, her beloved Mamoru, the Andersons and Hotaru too! Usa's eyes lighten up...
[06:50] <Merc_Nezu> [Chiyoko's] Happy Birthday, Usagi-chan! Gotcha!
[06:51] <Merc_Nezu> [Chiyoko's] We expect one more guest who's going to join us later on with another surprise, so don't go away any time soon!
[06:56] *** Usagi claps her hands from all the excitement. Masses of sweet food and wrapped boxes are piled up on a large table in a separated portion of the Restaurant: Birthday cakes with lit-up candles, moonpie, cupcakes, fizzy drinks etc.
[07:00] *** D. Kakaku has joined #suburbansenshi3
[07:00] <@spiritflame> ohayo D. Kakaku *** Happy Birthday, Tsukinos Chibiusa and Usagi!!
[07:00] *** Mamoru's present for his 'Usako' is a beautiful engagement ring; and as it's also Chibs' B-Day, her bestie Hotaru has matching BFF rings for the two of them (the halves complete each other)...
[07:01] * D. Kakaku walks in at the earliest time. and watches and waits, holding something.
[07:01] <Merc_Nezu> [Chiyoko's] Attention please... Th moment you've waited for... Drumroll, please: Abradacabra!
[07:02] *** Applause
[07:04] <D. Kakaku> hey there, I bring a box for our birthday girl.
[07:04] * D. Kakaku puts down a tiny box, and grows it using his size watch.
[07:05] <Merc_Nezu> [Chiyoko's] Allright, as a Highlight of today's fetivity, Kakaku-san is going to demonstrate a few nifty tricks he can do the sizes of matter, living matter all-inclusive.
[07:06] <D. Kakaku> mmhmm, I've grown this box, let's see how manyu can fit.
[07:06] *** 'Woooow!'
[07:06] * D. Kakaku opens up the side of the box, it can fit up to two or three people at its current size.
[07:07] <D. Kakaku> so, who's the birthday person today?
[07:08] *** Usagi: 'Tee hee! Me first! And our dear Chibiusa, too!'
[07:09] <D. Kakaku> well, go on in.
[07:09] *** Usagi, Chibs, and Hotaru step into the huge cardbox
[07:09] * D. Kakaku smiles
[07:10] <D. Kakaku> you all ready?
[07:10] *** 'YAAAAY!'
[07:11] * D. Kakaku carefully closes the box.
[07:13] <D. Kakaku> everyone ready?
[07:14] *** 'Yo!'
[07:16] * D. Kakaku fires a beam from his shrink watch at the box, shrinking it down, down, down, past the size he put it down at before growing.
[07:17] <D. Kakaku> heh, what do you think?
[07:18] *** 'Oh? Hahaha! You're all become giants! Funny'
[07:18] * D. Kakaku stops the beam once it reaches 1 millimeter before picking it up.
[07:19] <D. Kakaku> don't leave yet., there's one more thing for being small.
[07:20] * D. Kakaku reaches into his pocket, pulling out a cupcake, and puts it down on the nearest table.
[07:20] *** A high-on-sugar Rei can't suppress her annoyance: 'Nope, meatball head, we're not. It's ou guys who're smaller.'
[07:21] <D. Kakaku> mmm, I could go for meatballs, but I now womder, next to the cupcake, or on one of you?
[07:23] <Merc_Nezu> [Chiyoko's] Haha, you're mislead here, Rei-chan tends to call her 'Meatballs' if she acts, for her taste, 'stupid'.
[07:25] *** Minako: 'Don't expain the joke, Ami-chan!'
[07:26] <D. Kakaku> well, what do you think, where should I put them? on one of you? or next to this cupcake, like I planned?
[07:28] *** Usagi: 'The cupcake! The cupcake! Boy, it looks huuuuge now! Delicious! (drools)!
[07:29] <D. Kakaku> ladies?
[07:29] <Merc_Nezu> [Chiyoko's] 'Ready!'
[07:30] * D. Kakaku puts down the micro box next to the cupcake.
[07:31] <D. Kakaku> you may push yourselves out of there now.
[07:31] *** The three girls descend the box...
[07:32] * D. Kakaku watches the micro girls
[07:33] <D. Kakaku> heh, come over and watch.
[07:35] *** trip, trip, trip
[07:36] * D. Kakaku 's face is just about the size of Earth to the three m icro girls by the cupcake.
[07:38] <D. Kakaku> how's my magic trick?
[07:40] *** Usagi: 'Weeee! Fantastic!'
[07:41] <D. Kakaku> and you two?
[07:43] *** Chibs and Hotaru clap. 'Cool! (smug face) Of course, most of us know it's probably not real Mbblgllc (Hotaru covers her mouth) Sshh! Leave her the fun!'
[07:44] *** Cibiusa: 'I know. I'm sorry (bows) IT's still fun, though.'
[07:45] * D. Kakaku points the ray at Chibs
[07:45] <D. Kakaku> mmhmmm, but this magic is all too real.
[07:46] *** 'Didn't mean to insult you, Mister, Heheh.'
[07:48] <D. Kakaku> heh, that's better, but someone has to shrink further, which of you two want to volunteer?
[07:50] *** Usagi: 'ME! ME! Iwant to climb on the cake like on a mountain!'
[07:50] <D. Kakaku> then do it, you're already a millimeter tall
[07:52] <D. Kakaku> of course if Usagi wants to be Nanoscopic...
[07:53] *** 'Hahahahahah! Allright!' Usagi starts climbing on "Mt. Sugar Rush" , puts a little decoration flag on top like a real one and yodels
[07:53] <D. Kakaku> well?
[07:54] <D. Kakaku> chibiusa, hotaru, who volunteers?
[07:54] *** 'This is small enough, then.'
[07:55] <D. Kakaku> alright? you sure?
[07:56] <D. Kakaku> well, everyone else, you like the trick too, and you want to have it on your birthday as well?
[07:57] <Merc_Nezu> [Chiyoko's] Let's not overdo things. This is meant to be a double Birthday, not a triple funeral. What if somebody stepped on them?
[07:57] *** Minako: Don't be a party pooper, Ami-chan. I
[07:58] * D. Kakaku starts coming up with an idea.
[07:59] *** 'I'm sure you can also make things bigger?'
[08:00] * D. Kakaku can, but is also wondering if the efefects of shrinking that he had would also extend to anyone else.
[08:00] <D. Kakaku> ok.
[08:00] * D. Kakaku holds his hand above the cupcake.
[08:01] <D. Kakaku> ok girls, try to jump to my hand.
[08:01] <Merc_Nezu> [Chiyoko's] Waay bigger. behold!
[08:01] *** The three jump on K.'s hand
[08:02] <D. Kakaku> ok, ready to grow?
[08:04] *** Thums up
[08:04] * D. Kakaku goes to place the three on the floor, aiming the beam at them.
[08:05] *** Usagi still hugs the Cupcake ;-)
[08:06] <D. Kakaku> hold hands, this won't be done with a box.
[08:06] *** the cupcake that is a mountain to her?
[08:07] <Merc_Nezu> (( That's how much she probably understands; teh cake would be enormous if it grows alomng with the ))
[08:07] <D. Kakaku> (( hehehe, alright then. ))
[08:09] * D. Kakaku fires the growth beam at the three, growing them.
[08:12] * D. Kakaku watches them growing.
[08:13] *** Usagi struggles a little to lift the cupcake that is now about her own size. 'Arigatou! I'd eat and live on that for days to come! Hmm!'
[08:15] *** Rei groans. 'You're such a glutton, Usagi-chan. But yeah, let yourself be engaged on the same day as your Birthday,so you don't have to memorize another date!Bllbll!'
[08:15] <D. Kakaku> heheheh
[08:16] * D. Kakaku stops the beam once they reach normal size.
[08:17] *** The two girls start playfully sticking their tongues at each other like in old times
[08:18] <D. Kakaku> and now ladies, time for me to use it on myself.
[08:18] *** Then, Minako gets out a guitar and mike, blowows a tunig flute and everyboy sings 'Happy Birthday'...
[08:19] <Merc_Nezu> [Chiyoko's] Now that's the best part!
[08:19] <D. Kakaku> well, I suppose I can stay normal size for a bit longer.
[08:19] <D. Kakaku> happy birthday to you.
[08:22] <Merc_Nezu> [Chiyoko's] ♫ (with the others) Happy Birthday to yoouu, Happy Birthday to yoouu! Happy Birthday , you two Usas, Happy Birthday to yoouu! ♫
[08:23] * Rob A. has moved to: [ Chiyoko's ]
[08:26] <Rob A.> [Chiyoko's] Best wishes to you gals. And I almost forgot: This is from the two of us: The first few volumes of a Manga about our own Adventures. Yeah, believe it or not, they actually produce those in some worlds ;-)
[08:26] <D. Kakaku> Usagi, I might have another surprise using my tricks, that is, if you'll allow me, for you and all the other girls, if possible.
[08:27] *** 'Allright!'
[08:28] <D. Kakaku> will you allow me, Usagi?
[08:29] <Rob A.> [Chiyoko's] And my Daughter apologizes deeply for not being able to be with us today, just like her Mom. They have important things to do. But, and I quiote: We can save some of the cake for her if possible.
[08:29] *** Usagi: 'Okay! I'm thrilled!'
[08:33] <D. Kakaku> alright
[08:33] * D. Kakaku puts his hand on his size watch
[08:34] *** D. Kakaku has left #suburbansenshi3 (To be continued.)
[08:36] <Merc_Nezu> [Chiyoko's] And off he goes.
[08:36] * Merc_Nezu is away
[08:36] * Rob A. is away
[08:37] *** Everybody claps and is astonished. To be continued...
[04:18] * D. Kakaku is back
[04:19] *** After a few moments of akward Silence...
[04:20] <D. Kakaku> ready?
[04:20] * D. Kakaku hands Usagi a little earpiece.
[04:21] <Merc_Nezu> [Chiyoko's] I am sorry, but I need to excuse myself, I need to go to the Ladie's Room.
[04:21] <D. Kakaku> so you can hear me while small.
[04:21] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ the Toilet ]
[04:21] <D. Kakaku> alright then Ami.
[04:21] * Queen Bonnie has moved to: [ Chiyoko's ]
[04:23] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] Uh-oh, somehow, I got a baaaad feeling about... Well ,y'know.
[04:26] <D. Kakaku> Usagi?
[04:27] *** Usagi: 'Yeah? What is it? :-3'
[04:28] <D. Kakaku> it
[04:28] <D. Kakaku> 's a earpiece so you can still hear me.
[04:29] <D. Kakaku> ok, now, we ready?
[04:30] *** Usagi: 'Yaay!'
[04:30] <D. Kakaku> ok.
[04:30] <D. Kakaku> /me twists the dial to shrink down, and as he shrinks, he moves closer to Usagi and her shoes, looking at them
[04:30] * D. Kakaku twists the dial to shrink down, and as he shrinks, he moves closer to Usagi and her shoes, looking at them
[04:32] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] Oh, dear.
[04:32] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] That again? It was such a lovely Evening until now. Shall I demonstrate you why they called me 'Hammertoe' McAllister in the Fourth Grade?
[04:33] * D. Kakaku reaches 3 inches, and jumps onto the shoe.
[04:33] <D. Kakaku> almost there, Usagi.
[04:35] * D. Kakaku is still shrinking as he walks on the shoe.
[04:36] <D. Kakaku> ok Usagi, may I climb the sock too?
[04:37] *** Usagi: 'I think it's funny! Heheheh!'
[04:38] <D. Kakaku> heheheh, glad you like it.
[04:38] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] Well, us girls were in the Dressing Room after PE, and one of the boys started badmouthing me. Now the walls had ears, so to say...
[04:39] <D. Kakaku> but still, one og two options, I can climb the sock, or?
[04:39] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] Long story short, I walked right over and kicked his butt. Unfortunately, the big toe got stuck there! No doubt I had to wash that foot once more...
[04:44] *** Usagi giggles 'Hahahaha! Let him climb on mine if he wants! But I'm ticklish!'
[04:45] <D. Kakaku> oh~? hehehe, ok
[04:45] * D. Kakaku starts climb onto Usagi's sock once he reaches it. and starts climbing up the sock
[04:46] <D. Kakaku> /ne stops his shrinking at 500 micrometers (0.5 mm) while climbing.
[04:46] <D. Kakaku> can you still hear me, Usagi?
[04:47] *** Rei: 'Okay, She's the Birthday child, so we can let that slide. But don't come near to me... with all respect of course!'
[04:48] *** Usagi: (whispering) 'Yeah I'm fine!'
[04:48] <D. Kakaku> hmhmhmmm
[04:48] * D. Kakaku continues his climb.
[04:50] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ Chiyoko's ]
[04:50] <Merc_Nezu> [Chiyoko's] What a long line to wait in... Did I miss something?
[04:53] * D. Kakaku looks up, wondering how far up Usagi's sock he is, is he close to the top?
[04:53] <Merc_Nezu> [Chiyoko's] Oh, about that... 💦 Maybe I should've told you earlier, that's one of his tricks, too. Forgive me. Don't take it so personal.
[04:55] *** Usagi's stockings end up in a frilly-looking top, very cute and childish for a young woman in her 20s, but live and let live.
[04:56] * D. Kakaku wonders if he's close to the top of it.
[04:57] * D. Kakaku also wonders how far up the leg he'll be once he reached the top.
[05:02] *** Suddenly, a Restaurant Employee shortly interrupts: 'sshh, folks, I know you're having fun, but keep it a little less lod, 'cos we have a post-funeral Dinner right next door. Only mentioning.' Then she retrats.
[05:02] <Merc_Nezu> (( *less loud* ))
[05:04] <D. Kakaku> usagi?
[05:07] *** Everybody: 'Sorry, Miss!'
[05:07] *** Usagi: 'hmm-hmm?'
[05:08] <D. Kakaku> I think I'm off the sock, can you open it a bit so I can slide in?
[05:11] *** Usagi: 'Sure, but what would you like to do in there?'
[05:12] * Queen Bonnie [Chiyoko's] quietly digs her face in her hand. :-)
[05:13] <D. Kakaku> gonna slide down inside, do you want a bit of worship once I slide down?
[05:17] *** Usagi: 'Keep it modest, ne? I have a fiancé right here, remember?' *winks*
[05:17] <D. Kakaku> mmhmmm *winks back and waits.*
[05:19] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] If my memory proves me correct, he WASN'T with us already when the first presents were exchanged. Only nitpicks.
[05:21] *** Rei: 'Take five guys, I'll head next door for a moment to apologize to the Funeral Party, maybe I can comfort them a little. See ya back in a few moments.'
[05:22] * D. Kakaku continues waiting for usagi
[05:22] <Queen Bonnie> (( Lunch Break for player ))
[05:29] <D. Kakaku> (( alrighyt, let me know when you're back ))
[05:29] *** D. Kakaku has turned their sound on
[06:16] *** Usagi peeks at her wristwatch: 'Allright, one more trick. Then we slowly should come to an end here. I know at this age I mustn't anymore, but I promised my Family to not stay out too long after 7 pm.'
[06:18] *** Rei: 'Allrite, it took me about my entire Aspiring-Miko-Charme, but I was able to soothe them a little.'
[06:19] <D. Kakaku> (( should time have passed and D. Kakaku be inside by now? ))
[06:23] <Queen Bonnie> (( With Usagi's Dialogue line, not yet, but any moment now ))
[06:23] <D. Kakaku> (( ok ))
[06:24] *** The other girls come up closer to watch as...
[06:30] <D. Kakaku> (( to watch as? ))
[06:31] <Rob A.> [Chiyoko's] Yeah, that's a 'Speciality' of him. A bit of 'How small can you get' Lottery :-D
[06:31] <D. Kakaku> (( oh, is this the moment? ))
[06:33] * D. Kakaku still waits for usagi to lift open that sock. and looks up to look at the looking goddesses, blushing at the 'lottery' comment.
[06:33] *** Usagi's eyes widen up: 'Ooooh...'
[06:33] <Rob A.> [Chiyoko's] No offense meant. just in lieu of a better term.
[06:34] <D. Kakaku> heh, it's alright
[06:35] *** Usagi: 'Okay, but can you really fit in here?' (pulls back the right sock a bit)
[06:35] <D. Kakaku> mmhmmmm
[06:36] * D. Kakaku slides down into the sock, going down her leg.
[06:37] *** 'Eeeep! Hah Hah Hah Hah...'
[06:38] * D. Kakaku soon slides to the ankle and on the foot.
[06:39] *** Decent Applause
[06:42] <D. Kakaku> shall I slide further, or go underneath, Goddess Usagi?
[06:42] * D. Kakaku takes in the loud applause from above?
[06:43] *** Usagi: 'Is it really safe down there for you? I tend to step on things, don't wanna crush you.'
[06:44] <D. Kakaku> my suit prevents me from being crushed in a way.
[06:47] *** U: Okay, one final trick. And don't mind the blue stain. Came from kicking a can that I thought to be lighter.'
[06:48] <D. Kakaku> ok, further in or down underneath?
[06:48] <Merc_Nezu> [Chiyoko's] Allright, once again this day wouldn't have been possible without everyone's help. Thanks a lot.
[06:49] <D. Kakaku> you're welcome.
[06:49] *** 'I'd say once around and back on top. Like a caroussel.'
[06:50] <D. Kakaku> I don't mmind you keeping me for the night if you want.
[06:51] *** 'Hey, I'm engaged!'
[06:52] <D. Kakaku> hey, I said for the night, heheh.
[06:52] *** Laughter arises
[06:54] <D. Kakaku> so, whichn was it, underfoot or inshoe, mmmm maybe .
[06:54] * D. Kakaku slides further in the shoe towards the toes.
[06:55] *** U: 'Tee hee hee easy now! My belly hurts from all the Laughing!'
[06:56] <D. Kakaku> /mne looks ahead, what's in front of him?
[06:56] * D. Kakaku *^
[06:56] *** Rei: Sure it's not rather all that lots of cake you stuffed yer face with?
[06:57] <D. Kakaku> j Usagi, tell Ami tto get a crystal from my working drawer in the atrium.
[06:59] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ closer to Kakaku ]
[07:01] <Merc_Nezu> [closer to Kakaku] What was it? A crystal? Which kind? Diamond? Sapphire?
[07:02] * D. Kakaku slides and slips down between Usagi's toes, ending up under her foot.
[07:02] <D. Kakaku> it's a blue crystal, about a foot tall. with electronics connected to it.
[07:03] *** Usagi tries to carefully fish him out into her open palms.
[07:03] <D. Kakaku> ehhh, nev er mind, then
[07:04] <Merc_Nezu> [closer to Kakaku] Okay, I'm on my way there. Hope iT's not a malfunction again.
[07:04] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ the Atrium ]
[07:04] * D. Kakaku had hoped she wouls step on him, and now lies on her palm.
[07:06] <D. Kakaku> how was it, Usagi?
[07:07] *** Usagi: 'It was quite fun. What am I saying? Best. PARTEY. EVAH!!!! Thank you, Sir.'
[07:09] <D. Kakaku> hehheh, you're welcome, I can go into more places if you like next time, as for everyone else, do you want these tricks, too?
[07:09] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ back in here ]
[07:10] *** Other voices: 'We'll see', 'maybe next Birthday!' etc.
[07:10] * D. Kakaku looks around at everyone, Usagi, Ami, Rei, Rob, Bonnie, Mako, Min ako, Hotaru and Chibiusa.
[07:11] <D. Kakaku> hehehe, ok.
[07:11] <Merc_Nezu> [back in here] So, here it is. Was that the crystal you meant?
[07:12] <D. Kakaku> /msqueak I was gonna use it had I not ben fished out, but yeah, that's it.
[07:12] <D. Kakaku> *^
[07:14] *** Chibs: 'Admit it, you liked it it least a little. Then I can have Mamo-chan, riiiite?' *clings onto Mamoru*
[07:15] * D. Kakaku wonders if he'll be grabbed by Chibiusa if Usagi refuses.
[07:15] *** U: [...] Not today, kid. This was such a nice Evening. *yawns*
[07:16] * D. Kakaku looks and watches.
[07:18] *** Makoto: 'Then let's start cleaning up now. Good thing I didn't need to bake all this stuff myself, with my hurt wrist.' (She has a cast around one palm from a Karate Training chop gone wrong)
[07:18] * D. Kakaku really hopes Chibiusa doesn't grab him and play with him or pocket him or something similar.
[07:20] *** Chibs: 'Don't panic, I'm outta this age for sure. at 910+ most people don't play with dolls anymore.'
[07:21] <D. Kakaku> whew.
[07:22] <D. Kakaku> alright, put me on the floor.
[07:22] * D. Kakaku waits to see who he'll be placed near.
[07:22] <Merc_Nezu> [back in here] Long story, better don't ask. Now, if you want something from the buffet, you're invited.
[07:23] * Merc_Nezu [back in here] then places him in a position center between everybody.
[07:23] * D. Kakaku grows himself to normal size.
[07:24] <Merc_Nezu> [back in here] We share the rest between us all.
[07:24] <D. Kakaku> awesome.
[07:24] *** One last Applause
[07:25] <D. Kakaku> thank you, thank you
[07:29] <Merc_Nezu> [back in here] I'll send you guys to our Home Dimension in a few Moments. Okay,everyone, take positions for a group photo!
[07:30] * D. Kakaku gets in frame.
[07:30] *** Everybody assembles in a football team circle, and...
[07:30] <Merc_Nezu> [back in here] Say 'Cheeeese!'
[07:31] *** 'CHEEEEEESEEEE!'
[07:32] <D. Kakaku> Cheeese
[07:32] *** CLACK!
[07:34] <Merc_Nezu> [back in here] Neat. (To the personnel) Thank you very much for catering and bothering with us tonight. LeT's go!
[07:35] *** 'YAAAAY!' Then, they pick up the remains of the party buffet, all neatly packed up in cast-away material ba the Restaurant staff.
[12:23] <Manager> Hey! Kaioh!
[12:24] * Thetis stops mid mopping
[12:24] <Thetis> Yes, manager?
[12:24] <Manager> We need you up front!
[12:24] <Thetis> A spill?
[12:25] <Manager> Nooo at the register!
[12:26] <Thetis> .......
[12:26] <Thetis> !
[12:26] <Thetis> *___*
[12:26] <Thetis> Yes sir!!
[12:26] * Thetis bounds forward and takes the register!
[12:27] <Thetis> welcome! How may we give you a smile today?
[12:29] * Woman with face mask looks up...
[12:29] <Woman> ...
[12:29] <Woman> !
[12:29] * Woman scrambles back...then trips backwards....then crawls away..
[12:29] *** Woman has left #suburbansenshi3
[12:30] <Thetis> .....?
[12:30] <Thetis> Um..next please?
[12:30] * Thetis is away
[14:45] * Lady_Nike leaves the gym center, holding her kendo stick over her shoulder
[14:50] * Lady_Nike starts to head back in the direction of The Royale
[14:52] * Lady_Nike suddenly bumps into someone
[14:52] <Lady_Nike> Pardon..I was..
[14:53] * Young awoman in face mask shakes head and slowly stands...
[14:53] <Young awoman> !!!
[14:53] <Lady_Nike> !
[14:53] * Young Woman flees!!
[14:54] * Lady_Nike runs after her, turns a corner and..
[14:54] <Lady_Nike> .....
[14:56] * Lady_Nike stands there alone..the girl has vanished
[19:27] *** Daini Felinus has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:27] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Daini Felinus
[19:27] * Daini Felinus [1602] pushes herrself up to sit as she wakes “ooowwww” ><
[19:29] *** the room is completely dark..the only slim light coming out from behind some curtains
[19:30] * Daini Felinus blinks….then blinks some more “huh? This isn’t mine”
[19:31] * Daini Felinus tries to get up and wobbles a bit towards the window
[19:32] *** the curtains cover the window..they're apperently blue?
[19:33] * Daini Felinus pulls back the curtains to see better “it’s so dark. Is it blue or black???”
[19:33] *** SUNLIGHT streams in!
[19:34] <??> ..do you usually just pull open people's curtains without asking?
[19:34] * Daini Felinus grimaces and looks around “if I got kidnapped AGAIN……”
[19:34] <Daini Felinus> AHHHHH
[19:35] * Daini Felinus screams in terror and whirls around “NO!!”
[19:36] *** A young woman with long black hair with a blue streak in it, wearing a turtle neck and skirt sits at a small desk...and just..gives daini a look
[19:36] <Daini Felinus> >>
[19:36] <Young Woman> can you keep your voice down
[19:37] * Daini Felinus shuts the window back and bows politely before looking for a door to leave
[19:37] * Young Woman pulls out a cellphone and starts to text
[19:37] <Young Woman> where are you going.
[19:37] <Daini Felinus> …..
[19:38] * Daini Felinus doesn’t answer , just leaves. (away from here. )
[19:39] * The door is locked
[19:39] * Young Woman is texting still
[19:39] * Daini Felinus looks at the window…..and tilts her head calculating
[19:40] <Young Woman> you're pretty skittish
[19:41] <Daini Felinus> Not skittish. Focused. I shouldn’t be here.
[19:41] <Young Woman> fine
[19:41] *** the door suddenly unlocks and opens
[19:42] * Daini Felinus goes to leave
[19:42] * Daini Felinus stops a moment…and thanks the woman
[19:43] * Young Woman is back to writing at her desk
[19:43] *** the room opens to a hallway with lots of closed doors along the way like a typical dorm
[19:43] * Daini Felinus looks for stairs going down but looks around unable to help her curiosity
[19:46] *** a few doors are open...she can see various people in different states of activities..studying...sleeping..and so on
[19:47] * Daini Felinus shakes her head and focuses on leaving (door. There has to be a door)
[19:48] *** there is a stairway leading downstairs
[19:49] * Daini Felinus follows the stairs!
[19:50] *** it leads to a dorm lobby.....where a small dragon sits sleeping near it's feeding bowl
[19:50] <Daini Felinus> >>
[19:51] * Daini Felinus freezes seeing the dragon, her heart skipping several beats….she goes back upstairs
[19:51] <Daini Felinus> (I’m gunna die here T.T)
[19:54] * someone BUMPS into Daini!
[19:54] * Daini Felinus starts crying “don’t eat me!”
[19:54] <someone> oh sorry are you ok???
[19:55] * someone is a young woman...but she has long hair like a lion...a woman's face and her mouth splits open when she speaks revealing masses and masses of sharp teeth...a scoropin tail goes back and forth
[19:55] * Daini Felinus squats down and holds her head “there’s too many animals!!!”
[19:56] <Daini Felinus> they’re gunna find me. They’re gunna use them again. I have to get away. Back to Fuji. Back. Gotta go back
[19:57] <someone> uhh are you alright??
[19:57] * someone KARATE-CHOPS Daini in the back of the neck
[19:57] * Daini Felinus cries and runs from th——she drops….again
[20:00] * Daini Felinus wakes with a violent start. Her body continuing its last movement. O.O
[20:01] * There's some tea on a table next to the couch that Daini was lying on
[20:01] * Daini Felinus finds a corner to the room and huddles in it hugging her knees
[20:03] <???> are you alright?
[20:03] <???> here..
[20:03] * ??? walks over and gently puts two fingers to Daini's temple...suddenly making everything quiet
[20:03] * Daini Felinus squeezes herself
[20:04] <???> here..
[20:04] * ??? gently offers some tea
[20:04] * Daini Felinus moves away
[20:06] <???> it's alright..it won't hurt you
[20:06] <???> drink
[20:07] * Daini Felinus looks at the stranger defensive
[20:08] * ??? is a slightly chubby woman with long white hair tied in a low ponytail, wearing an eyepatch and a turtleneck, skirt and apron..she smiles down to Daini
[20:09] * Daini Felinus frowns and hugs her knees tighter “I shouldn’t be here…”
[20:09] <???> there there..you're safe
[20:09] <Daini Felinus> No I’m not.
[20:10] <Daini Felinus> neither are they while im here
[20:12] * ??? offers a hand to Daini
[20:13] <Daini Felinus> ….where’s Delilah.
[20:13] <???> oh Inochi is in class at the moment
[20:15] * Daini Felinus sighs “ma’am. Can I PLEASE just leave?
[20:16] <???> that might be a problem ^^;;;
[20:17] <Daini Felinus> <.<
[20:18] <Daini Felinus> Why?
[20:23] <???> it's a bit difficult to navitage this area withou someone who knows the way
[20:25] * Daini Felinus looks at the lady helplessly “
[20:27] <???> come now..no sadness ^^
[20:27] <Daini Felinus> I want to fix everything but I can’t. I want to go home but I can’t. I want my mom….but I CANT! T.T
[20:28] * Daini Felinus sniffles and hugs her knees like it would help
[20:28] * ??? gently lifts Daini's face
[20:28] * ??? is now known as Dorm Mom
[20:28] * Dorm Mom gently wipes Daini's tears
[20:29] * Daini Felinus sniffles trying to calm down
[20:30] <Dorm Mom> now now....once Inochi is done i'm sure she'll take you right home
[20:30] <Dorm Mom> you did seem out of sorts when you came here
[20:30] <Daini Felinus> I can’t go home. Not yet. It’ll only get worse
[20:31] <Dorm Mom> do you like cookies?
[20:32] * Daini Felinus looks at the lady and blinks at the question
[20:32] <Dorm Mom> i find a good cookie helps in times like this
[20:33] <Daini Felinus> …momma Meghan always had good cookies when she visited
[20:33] * Dorm Mom offers Daini a plate
[20:34] * Daini Felinus nods a little to the lady and takes a small cookie as her stomach growls “yes please”
[20:35] * Daini Felinus takes a tiny bite of the cookie >.>
[20:36] <Dorm Mom> good ^^
[20:37] * Daini Felinus looks at the cookie “um….is it magic?”
[20:41] * Dorm Mom laughs
[20:42] <Dorm Mom> only in the mundane way
[20:42] * Daini Felinus looks at the the lady then keep eating the cookie quietly
[20:46] * The creature woman pokes her head in.....her mouth splitting open again as she talks...
[20:46] <The creature woman> ..is she going to be alright???
[20:47] <Dorm Mom> oh yes, Madaline....no problems at all
[20:47] * The creature woman gives a crooked, toothfilled smile and then leaves
[20:47] * Daini Felinus is shaking
[20:49] * Dorm Mom offers Daini tea
[20:49] * Daini Felinus shakes her head and stares at the door
[20:52] * Daini Felinus looks like she’s expecting a sudden attack “I need to get away from them. They’re in danger. “
[20:54] <Dorm Mom> hm?
[20:55] <Daini Felinus> ….theres someone controlling the animals and people who are hybrid….
[20:58] <Dorm Mom> is that so?
[20:58] * Daini Felinus lowers her head ashamed “I think they’re targeting me using them. I don’t want them to get hurt.”
[21:04] * Delilah Inochi BURSTS in
[21:04] <Delilah Inochi> I..I'M SORRY
[21:05] * Daini Felinus sniffles and cleans her face
[21:07] <Delilah Inochi> I'll..I'll take you back!
[21:07] * Delilah Inochi grabs Daini by the hand and rushes out with her
[21:08] <Daini Felinus> 0.0
[21:08] * Daini Felinus was going to say thank you for the cookies at least >>
[21:10] <Delilah Inochi> i.I'm sorry i dragged you here!
[21:11] <Delilah Inochi> I must have scared you!
[21:14] <Delilah Inochi> sorry sorry sorry!
[21:15] * Daini Felinus looks at Delilah and hugs her tightly
[21:16] <Daini Felinus> in sorry I worried you.
[21:20] <Daini Felinus> You were right….I….I still need help.
[21:21] <Delilah Inochi> are you ready to go home?
[21:22] * Daini Felinus shakes her head. “I need to finish what I started”
[21:23] <Daini Felinus> I don’t think I can handle mom attacking me again. What if it Ata or Phoebs
[21:25] * Delilah Inochi gets out her broom and gets on and signals to get on
[21:26] * Daini Felinus hops on and hangs onto Delilah
[21:29] <Daini Felinus> Hey.. could you thank the nice eyepatch lady for me?
[21:31] <Delilah Inochi> huh yeah i can thank you!
[21:31] * Delilah Inochi takes off int othe air
[21:39] <Delilah Inochi> where do you want to go?
[21:41] <Daini Felinus> I wanted a place with few to no animals for them to control.
[21:41] <Daini Felinus> I don’t know though.
[22:18] <Delilah Inochi> ......
[22:18] <Delilah Inochi> why not go to Quinox like you always do?
[22:22] <Daini Felinus> I’d rather stop it here than let more animals suffer. On Quinox the animals have known peace.
[22:24] <Delilah Inochi> should I bring you back to the hotel?
[22:25] <Daini Felinus> There’s a cabin in the same forest you went through to find me. Can you take me there? I’ll contact my parents.
[22:29] <Delilah Inochi> um yes
[22:29] * Delilah Inochi flies towards that location
[22:30] * Daini Felinus points out the cabin halfway up the mountain “that’s Kanri’s cabin. So it’s safe there. “
[22:45] * Delilah Inochi lands in front of the cabin
[22:48] * Daini Felinus walks up to the cabin and touches a barrier “I’m sorry I caused trouble again”
[22:56] * Daini Felinus grabs a pouch of dried herbs from her satchel and holds it out to Delilah
[23:02] <Delilah Inochi> um thank you!
[23:03] <Daini Felinus> It’s a tea for studying.
[23:03] * Daini Felinus opens the door and holds it for Delilah.
[23:09] <Delilah Inochi> I have to get going ^^;;
[23:11] * Daini Felinus nods nods “be careful going back”
[23:11] <Delilah Inochi> I will and you take care!
[23:11] *** Delilah Inochi has left #suburbansenshi3
[23:13] *** Daini Felinus has left #suburbansenshi3 (*heads in to restock*)
[22:48] * ?? walks down the street...eyeing every vehicle, every building........
[22:50] * ?? frowns to themselves....
[22:51] * ?? pauses................feeling something following her...
[22:52] * ?? turns and GRABS at whatever it is that is about to attack her and pushes it away
[22:52] <Man> F[BLEEP]KING HELL, B[BLEEP]CH
[22:53] * Man growls, glaring up at the young woman.......
[22:54] <??> A common thief! I see!
[22:54] <??> How DARE you!!!!
[22:54] <??> but I assume by your strange attaire that you are some poor entertainer.....
[22:54] <Man> .........huh?
[22:55] * ?? puts her hands on her hips
[22:57] <??> allow me to give you advice....I see it as my duty of my station to correct you on your misisrable path...
[23:00] * ?? starts to lecture the very confused pick pocketer...
[23:02] <??> !
[23:03] * ?? turns just in time to avoid a sudden burning feather....
[23:03] * ?? on reflex tries to point..something at the attacker..then realzes she's completely unarmed
[23:03] <??> !
[23:04] <Half Masked Crow Man> tsk tsk...a warrior without their weapon.....must get your blood boiling to find yourself so lacking
[23:05] <??> NAME YOURSELF, SIR!
[23:06] * Half Masked Crow Man wags his fingers
[23:06] <Half Masked Crow Man> ....still...to find you here.....
[23:07] <Half Masked Crow Man> the city certainly has riddles.....
[23:07] * ?? looks around as steam issues between the pavement
[23:07] <Half Masked Crow Man> but for now...I will leave them to you...I have other plans
[23:08] <??> DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON ME!
[23:08] * Half Masked Crow Man darts away
[23:12] * ?? goes to pursuit..only for steampunk iron skeleton armors rise from the ground..aiming their weapons at her
[23:12] <??> !
[23:13] * ?? puts on a brave face...but realizing she is unarmed and outnumbered.....runs!
[19:38] *** a single psychic signal is sent towards Daini.....
[19:39] * Daini Felinus looks up from her spot in front of the pink fire glowing in the cabin fire place >.>
[19:40] *** the signal hits again......it's like a call.....
[19:40] * Daini Felinus grabs her hips pouch and heads outside”I guess it’s time”
[19:41] * Daini Felinus looks around cautiously.
[19:41] *** the signal isn't anywhere near.......so it might take a ways to find it
[19:42] * Daini Felinus clips her pouch on and heads outside towards the signal “well only one way home”
[19:43] * The pink fire flickers once and then goes out as Daini leaves
[19:44] * ? observes Daini in their mind....grinning to themselves...
[19:46] * Daini Felinus shivers as she can feel shes being watched “yeugh. Must be a skunk or something”
[19:46] *** it seems to be deep...deep in the forest
[19:47] * Daini Felinus breaks a small branch on each tree she passes as she ventures further in
[19:49] <Daini Felinus> don’t go in the forest they said. It’s haunted they said. But noooooo I HAD to go in.
[19:51] *** there is no sounds...no animal life sounds...
[19:53] * Daini Felinus takes a deep steadying breath as she continues on, breaking branches.
[19:53] *** in the bush is a iron gate.....there's a worn out sign that reads "Fuji Zoo"....it's obviously very old...
[19:53] <Daini Felinus> >.>
[19:54] <Daini Felinus> Was there a zoo here???
[19:56] *** the doors slowwwwly open with a creak
[19:58] * Daini Felinus spins around looking for the doors
[19:58] *** the gates are open...
[19:58] * Daini Felinus steps back and gulps
[20:00] * Daini Felinus shoves her hand into her pocket and grips something as she enters the gates
[20:01] *** the gates SHUT behind her and lock
[20:02] * Daini Felinus looks up to see how high the gate is
[20:04] *** the gate looks..too high to climb
[20:05] * Daini Felinus begs to differ… she climbed Mount Fuji. But she looks around at the abandoned zoo
[20:05] *** the cages are old and open....vegitation has overtaken the place..not far is a large worn out building..it looks like the zoo adminstration building
[20:07] * Daini Felinus checks the cages first checking for left behind bones
[20:08] <Daini Felinus> Please don’t be anyone who was left behind….
[20:09] *** the cages are luckly empty
[20:10] * Daini Felinus says a quick prayer to Fas’Lana asking for guidance before she heads back to the administration building and heads in
[20:12] *** the building is mostly hollowed out....in the middle is a make shift throne...there are big cats and bears and other animals sitting still (alive) in the room...looking at daini......
[20:13] *** on the throne...is a small short little girl with curled black hair, purple eyes and wearing a lacy black dress........she's petting a silver/grey kitty
[20:13] <Little Girl> hee you came you came!
[20:13] * Daini Felinus gulps and tries not to take in the animals feelings as she stares at the little girl confused
[20:15] <Little Girl> I thought you wouldn't! It was taking so long and I was getting so bored so I thought..we should finish the game!
[20:15] <Little Girl> :D
[20:15] * Daini Felinus purposely ignores the cat as she grips the item in her pocket harder eyes locked on the girl
[20:15] <Daini Felinus> You think this is a game?
[20:17] <Little Girl> it is!!! it's so much fun!!!!
[20:17] * Daini Felinus takes a deep calming breath “…then what’s your name Player Number Two?”
[20:18] <Little Girl> awww it's not fun if I talk about myself!!!
[20:18] <Little Girl> you won't get that *sticks out tongue!*
[20:19] * Daini Felinus glances to the animals doing a quick head count
[20:19] *** there is more then 20 animals there
[20:20] <Daini Felinus> So…same thing as usual? You send them against their wills, I avoid?
[20:22] *** Daini, you suddenly feel a SHARP pain in the back of your skull
[20:22] * Daini Felinus stumbles aside and tries to back into a corner “oh you dirty dirty brat!”
[20:23] * The Large Silver/Gray Cat looks at Daini and HISSES fiercely!
[20:24] * Daini Felinus grabs her head with her left hand and keeps her right in her pocket as she squats to dodge
[20:24] <Little Girl> ♦ no..now you die
[20:25] * Little Girl is speaking directly into Daini's brain
[20:25] * Daini Felinus gives a sarcastic grin “maybe not just yet. I am a Felinus after all^^”
[20:27] *** there's another sharp pain in Daini's head
[20:27] * Daini Felinus lunges towards a window into a tumble. She’s not trying to reach it, just get closer
[20:29] *** the window is out of reach
[20:29] * Little Girl giggles
[20:29] * Daini Felinus ignores the pain forces her body to stand tall “just a little longer. Come on”
[20:31] * Little Girl suddenly looks scared and cries
[20:31] <Little Girl> Papa!! she's being mean to meeeeeee
[20:31] * Daini Felinus RUNS for the nearest window as fast as she fast
[20:31] <Daini Felinus> Can^
[20:32] * The Large Silver/Gray Cat leaps off the girl's lap and pounces on Daini's back, digging in his claws!
[20:32] * Little Girl criies rubbing her eyes...
[20:33] * Daini Felinus takes a large rock from her right pocket and LAUNCHES it at the window as she’s pounced!
[20:33] * Daini Felinus flops onto her back!
[20:34] * The Large Silver/Gray Cat lets out a yowl! but digs in his claws and, surprisingly, is strong enough to roll her over!
[20:34] <Little Girl> PAPA PAPA SAVEME
[20:36] * Daini Felinus reaches back and RIPS the cat off skin and all. She’s screams and looks at the girl “IM NOT DEAD YET”
[20:37] * Little Girl sniffles sniffles!
[20:39] <Little Girl> papa! the bad girl wants to hurt me!
[20:39] <Little Girl> *lady
[20:40] * The Large Silver/Gray Cat responds to the little girl's cries and flips over in Daini's rip to dig his claws into her arm and scratch and tear at it in a rage!
[20:40] * Daini Felinus holds the cat by the scruff firmly but not enough to hurt “no one wants to hurt you.”
[20:41] * Daini Felinus ignores the scratches and keeps holding the cat.
[20:43] <Little Girl> Papa T___T
[20:43] * Daini Felinus ignores the blood the flows from her arm. It’s like she’s put up a wall. “I’m not yielding this time so get it out. Use whoever you can call and control.
[20:44] * The Large Silver/Gray Cat suddenly thrashes, and kicks himself free, losing some fur in the act. He stands between the girl and Daini growling...unlike an Earthly cat.
[20:45] <The Large Silver/Gray Cat> - I will protect my daughter! -
[20:45] <Little Girl> yay papa! fight the bad lady!!!
[20:46] <Daini Felinus> That’s just enabling.
[20:47] * Daini Felinus shakes her head at the situation
[20:47] <Little Girl> go papa go!
[20:49] * The Large Silver/Gray Cat charges at Daini at inhuman speed, and leaps at her torso, hitting her with a such inhuman strength to throw her into a wall!
[20:51] * Daini Felinus is sent flying into the wall and winces as her back cracks painfully.
[20:52] * Daini Felinus huffs tiredly and holds her chest
[20:53] * The Large Silver/Gray Cat is pacing back and forth in front of the little girl, keeping its eyes locked on Daini...
[20:53] <Daini Felinus> (forgive me Fas’Lana but I may actually die at this rate)
[20:53] * Little Girl has a very WICKED grin at Daini
[20:57] <A small pink portal> /opens near the window and a small hand drops a set of keys to the floor. The keys have a small, mint poke ball attached to
[20:58] * Daini Felinus pales and looks between the cat and the ball showing her first shred of fear
[20:58] <Daini Felinus> No no no no no I SAID TO KEEP HER THERE!!!!
[20:58] <Little Girl> ....kill her papa
[21:00] * Daini Felinus runs for the ball frantically
[21:00] * The Large Silver/Gray Cat charges at Daini, claws bared and his teeth gleaming to tear out her throat!
[21:00] * The poke ball opens and a Sylveon leaps out over Daini to defend with Tackle
[21:02] <Little Girl> !!!
[21:03] * The Large Silver/Gray Cat slams into the Sylveon, and instead digs his claws and teeth into the pokemon instead!
[21:03] * Daini Felinus screams in panic and grasps her chest scrambling to try and protect the Pokémon “Ee NO!!!”
[21:04] * Ee growls tucking her ribbons against her body and bites back!
[21:04] * Little Girl looks PISSED OFF
[21:04] <Little Girl> NO FAIR!!!!!!!!
[21:06] <Little Girl> NO FAIR NO FAIR NO FAIR!
[21:06] * Little Girl 's eyes glow purple...
[21:07] <Little Girl> KILL HER KILL HER KILL HER
[21:07] * Daini Felinus stands and desperately runs after the girl “NO!!!! LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!!”
[21:08] * The Large Silver/Gray Cat 's eyes glow purple as well! He slams the Sylveon down with a single paw, and dashes at Daini!
[21:09] <The Large Silver/Gray Cat> - STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER!!! -
[21:11] * Little Girl stares at Ee....trying to force her mind on the Slyeon
[21:12] * The Large Silver/Gray Cat bites to grab Daini's leg!
[21:12] * is slammed and rolls before running after the cat again “syl vee!!”
[21:13] * Ee ^
[21:13] * Daini Felinus dives into a roll reaching to grab the cat
[21:17] * The Large Silver/Gray Cat is grabbed by the tail, but he remains locked onto her leg, his teeth digging in deep!
[21:17] * Ee spreads her calming aura as she runs to help
[21:18] * Daini Felinus reaches down grabbing the cats neck and pulling like a mother cat would a kitten…but harder “I’m sorry!!”
[21:18] <Daini Felinus> But you gotta let go.
[21:20] * The Large Silver/Gray Cat doesn't relent, biting harder into her leg as Daini grabs at his neck!
[21:21] * Ee tries to pull the cat off as well!
[21:21] * Daini Felinus cries and shakes her leg “LET GO!!!! WHY DO LISTEN TO HER????”
[21:22] * The Large Silver/Gray Cat manages to growl out the side of his mouth...
[21:22] <The Large Silver/Gray Cat> - You wont TOUCH my daughter! -
[21:23] <Daini Felinus> IM YOUR DAUGHTER!!!! BUT FINE.
[21:24] <Little Girl> KILL HER PAPA
[21:24] * Daini Felinus pulls at the cat HARD. Her leg gushing blood as the teeth rip through her flesh. She LAUNCHES the cat at the girl
[21:24] <Daini Felinus> YOU CAN HAVE HER!!!!!
[21:25] * The Large Silver/Gray Cat is tossed through the air, he flips over and lands on his feet just in front of the little girl!
[21:26] * The Large Silver/Gray Cat 's eyes glow an instense purple!
[21:26] * Daini Felinus drops her senshi pen through her shirt sleeve and grips it in her bloody hands
[21:26] * The Large Silver/Gray Cat is now known as Orion
[21:26] <Daini Felinus> Syl vee syl!!
[21:26] * Ee rushes away from Daini!
[21:26] <Orion> - You will not decieve me, monster! -
[21:27] <Daini Felinus> I’m not arguing with you…..Hnossa Moon Power…..make up
[21:27] * Little Girl puffs up her cheeks angerly
[21:28] * Daini Felinus is now known as Sailor Hnossa
[21:28] * Sailor Hnossa glares the girl down “this ends here.”
[21:29] * Orion HISSES fiercely!
[21:30] <Little Girl> ♦ NO
[21:32] * Little Girl sends a psychic shockwave in Hnossa's direction
[21:33] * Sailor Hnossa shakes her head and steps forwards “you’re a lonely child forcing your whims onto others. The Wilds WILL NOT tolerate this injustice. The Wilds have spoken”
[21:34] * Ee charges for Orion!
[21:34] * Sailor Hnossa charges for the girl!
[21:35] <Little Girl> STOP HER PAPA
[21:36] * Orion charges straight for Daini, ignoring Sylveon completely!
[21:37] * Ee summons a Moonlight Blast while running towards Orion “syl syl vee!!”
[21:38] * Sailor Hnossa runs kicking her feet as fast as she can trying to out run Orion as she summons her panpipes
[21:38] <Little Girl> NO NO NO I GET TO WIN I GET TO WIN
[21:41] * Orion gets hit by the moonblast, stopping his charge, and knocking him back. He shakes his head rather violently as his eyes flash from glowing purple to his normal brown pupils...
[21:42] * Sailor Hnossa charges on towards the girl “Is it even winning if the love isn’t real?”
[21:42] * Little Girl suddenly looks scared....
[21:42] <Little Girl> no..no it was my turn....
[21:42] <Little Girl> I was winning...I WAS WINNING..IT'S NOT FA-
[21:42] * Ee stomps over Orion and growls
[21:42] * Little Girl suddenly vanishes
[21:42] *** Little Girl has left #suburbansenshi3
[21:43] * Sailor Hnossa twitches ….and powers down
[21:44] * Sailor Hnossa is now known as Daini Felinus
[21:45] * Daini Felinus stares where the girl was huffing and bleeding
[21:45] <Daini Felinus> ♦ OH COME ON!!!!!
[21:46] * Orion is released from the control and his eyes return to normal. He looks around frantically!
[21:47] * Ee leaves Orion and runs to Daini spreading her calming aura again “syl! Vee syl?”
[21:47] * Orion spots Daini, and kicks at his collar, releasing it and turning to his Human form
[21:48] * Orion is now known as Orion Felinus
[21:48] * Daini Felinus looks to Ee and sighs refusing to face Orion
[21:48] * Orion Felinus rushes to Daini! "D-Daini?! Daini, are you alright?! What did that monster do to you?!
[21:48] * Ee steps in between Orion and Daini not agressively, just to stop him
[21:49] <Daini Felinus> Just….go home
[21:49] <Orion Felinus> Uh...Ee, what are you doing?! Daini?
[21:50] <Orion Felinus> Daini...I...I'm sorry. I tried to protect you...
[21:50] * Daini Felinus hides her scred and hurt expression as she heads for the door “just go home… “
[21:51] <Orion Felinus> Daini, no! Let me get you to safety! You're badly hurt!
[21:51] * Daini Felinus doesnt have the heart to tell her dad that he was the monster. (how do i tell him that i cant come home because both he and mom have tried to kill me??)
[21:52] * Ee scoffs at the word safety and keeps space for Daini to leave
[21:52] <Orion Felinus> Ee, stop this! She needs my help!
[21:53] <Daini Felinus> No…I need to do this on my own. This is getting too scary.
[21:54] <Orion Felinus> Do...what? Daini, please...talk to me.
[21:54] * Ee runs to catch up to Daini
[21:58] * Daini Felinus looks at Orion, her eyes filled with the hurt of betrayal “I can’t be the one to break your heart. I’d rather you not remember. Just go home and be safe…I love you.”
[21:59] * Daini Felinus turns and limps off with Ee back towards to forest
[21:59] <Orion Felinus> Daini...
[21:59] *** Daini Felinus has left #suburbansenshi3 (why can’t it just be over?)
[22:00] *** Orion Felinus [MrBigKitty@JuubanU.edu.jp] has left #suburbansenshi3
[22:00] *** Ee has left #suburbansenshi3 (*follows Daini loyaly*)
[03:30] *** Yesterday, on the 7/7 Holiday, the University held an Open Day for the public; Stands with sweets and other foods, Tryout Workshops, Entertainment are/were spread all over the campus, even the labs for once present some of their (less secret) experiments for the curious. The Professor himself has swapped his Labcoat for a fashionable Jacket, appropriate for the occasion.
[03:35] *** Tomoe: 'Come in, Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, kids of all ages! Convince yourself what our society can do for both you and your future children.'
[03:35] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ MU Parking Lot ]
[03:38] *** 'By the way: Why did the chIcken cross the Moebius Loop? [...] Nobody? Because it wanted to get on the SAME side! Hahahaha!'
[03:39] *** A few children start to laugh, too.
[03:39] * Merc_Nezu [MU Parking Lot] clears her throat
[03:41] <Merc_Nezu> [MU Parking Lot] Emm, Professor? I thought we talked about this kind of stuff. Only mentioning.
[03:43] *** T: 'You're a Party Pooper, Miss Mizuno. But very well, let's start the Tour, kids. Just follow me around, and don't get lost...'
[03:53] *** FYI: Ami - just like most of the other students - is dressed in day-compliant gear: A beautiful, blue Kimono with a cute pattern and Geita sandals. 💙
[04:03] <Merc_Nezu> [MU Parking Lot] Allright then, and who wants to know how to make dry ice? *enthusiastic smile*
[04:05] *** two or three very young children: 'YAAAAY!'
[04:10] *** A nerdy, insecure boy: 'I'd rather learn something about the Infinitessimal Equation... Miss!'
[04:12] <Merc_Nezu> [MU Parking Lot] Later. Or just hook up with our Ryo and Umino here, they're about just as good as myself to explain those things. Right?
[04:15] *** 'Sure.' - 'This way, young man.' Umino and Ryo Urarwa take the kid between the two of them and buzz off to the math-themed booth.
[04:24] *** Then, the other Senshi show up, all in Kimonos or other Asian party dresses.
[04:26] *** Usagi: 'Hi, Ami-chaaaan! WHEEEE! Full house, I see!'
[04:36] <Merc_Nezu> [MU Parking Lot] *snickers* Yup. I just was about showing these little ones the process that leads to the formation of Carbona - - -
[04:38] *** Usagi: 'Ah yeah, the Dry Ice! That can be fun! The moment when they increase the press - - -'
[04:38] <Merc_Nezu> [MU Parking Lot] Sshh, no spoilers, please!
[05:09] *** Makoto: 'I'd like to check out the Takewondo Hall and the bakery stand!'
[05:10] *** Usagi: 'Simple: Just follow your nose!' *runs off*
[05:12] <Merc_Nezu> [MU Parking Lot] Haruka: 'A Taekwondo spot? Well, paint me interested!'
[05:15] *** Michiru (throws kiss): 'Have fun. I'll try the Music Room instead. See you later! *smooch*'
[05:16] *** H: 'Yo. Seeya.'
[05:19] <Merc_Nezu> [MU Parking Lot] We shoiuld have something for every taste. Chibiusa, you may go with Hotaru, let her show you around a bit.
[05:23] *** Hotaru: 'Allright, let's go!' - Chibs: - 'Last one inside is a lame turtle!'
[05:25] <Merc_Nezu> (( *Lunch Break* ))
[06:07] * Merc_Nezu [MU Parking Lot] looks at her watch
[06:09] <Merc_Nezu> [MU Parking Lot] You must excuse for a moment, I'll be right back!
[06:09] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ Hotel Lobby ]
[06:09] *** Pinako [Cookies@Cookies.Cookies :D] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[06:09] <@spiritflame> ohayo Pinako
[06:09] * Pinako has moved to: [ Lobby ]
[06:10] <Merc_Nezu> [Hotel Lobby] Hi, P-chan. Are you ready?
[06:10] <Pinako> [Lobby] Yup, all ready!
[06:11] <Merc_Nezu> [Hotel Lobby] Then take my hand and hold on tight. And over there, don't forget your Camouflage!
[06:12] * Pinako [Lobby] picks it up and holds Ami's Hand
[06:14] *** Meanwhile... Minako (smug face): 'Heh he... Now that the watchdog is gone, let's check up on all those cute boys! - Rei: 'hmm hzmm... If we don't find one outright, set me down at the occult section, and go on for yourself!''
[06:14] <Merc_Nezu> [Hotel Lobby] Three, two, one, and GO!
[06:15] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ MU Festivity Grounds ]
[06:16] * Pinako has moved to: [ MU Festival Grounds ]
[06:16] <Merc_Nezu> [MU Festivity Grounds] Oh? Where are Rei and Minako? Well, I can imagine where (giggle)...
[06:18] <Merc_Nezu> [MU Festivity Grounds] Okay, P-chan, this an earpiece to stay in contact. Have fun, and if you're hungry, there are plenty of snacks available. You're invited.
[06:19] <Pinako> [MU Festival Grounds] thank you :D
[06:21] * Merc_Nezu [MU Festivity Grounds] passes one of the earbuds to Pinako
[06:22] * Pinako [MU Festival Grounds] puts it on.
[06:30] <Merc_Nezu> [MU Festivity Grounds] There should be enough plans hanging at the walls for orientation. I must get ready for the other customers now, If there's something you can reach me all the time. See you later, and watch your step!
[06:33] <Pinako> [MU Festival Grounds] okay! :D
[06:33] * Merc_Nezu [MU Festivity Grounds] then heads off to somewhere else on the campus, waving at Pinako.
[06:34] * Pinako [MU Festival Grounds] waves back, then looks at all the stands.
[06:37] <Pinako> [MU Festival Grounds] :O
[06:37] <Pinako> [MU Festival Grounds] :|
[06:38] * Pinako [MU Festival Grounds] sees a poster with the text "Join the Perillium revenge squad"... and defaces it. there was a certain queen on the poster.
[06:38] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ One of the stands ]
[06:42] <Merc_Nezu> [One of the stands] Oh, about that... That's the Drama Club! Don't tell anyone you ripped off their poster.
[06:44] <Pinako> [MU Festival Grounds] the Drama club made a recruitment poster?
[06:47] <Merc_Nezu> [One of the stands] Guess that was the name of the play. Sarcastic humour, I know. Hey, guys, are you sure about this?
[06:49] *** Actor: Well, there already were a couple of complaints, so I ordered the troup to change the title, although it's late for that. Sorry if we scared anybody.' *bows*
[06:53] <Pinako> [MU Festival Grounds] heheheh, it's less 'scared' and more 'angered' ehehehe ^ ^;
[06:56] <Merc_Nezu> [One of the stands] *sighs* Method Actors, huh? Let's rather eat something. How about Takoyakis? I've heard the cooking squad from the 8th grade make some good ones!
[06:58] <Pinako> [MU Festival Grounds] oooooh, sounds great!
[07:01] <Merc_Nezu> [One of the stands] Okay, then two portions of Takoyaki, please. And peach ice tea?
[07:02] * Merc_Nezu [One of the stands] gets out her purse and pays
[07:02] <Merc_Nezu> [One of the stands] Careful, they're hot!
[07:03] <Pinako> [MU Festival Grounds] :o
[07:11] * Pinako [MU Festival Grounds] eats some Takoyaki.
[07:18] *** The Director looks closely at Pinako:' Wow, that's some good Makeup! Say, don't you want to try out the acting course? I'vbe just got an SMS that our Queen Beryl felt ill from eating too many Mochis.'
[07:22] <Merc_Nezu> [One of the stands] Your decision. The festival is open until around 8pm, so you'd still have enough time to try out many other things^^
[07:23] <Pinako> [MU Festival Grounds] I.... Uhhh, I uhhhhh... I might know someone who would look perfect for the role ^^;
[07:31] <Pinako> [MU Festival Grounds] which adventure are you basing this script off of, incidentally?
[07:35] *** Director: 'Now, it's a parts-interactive original story with a basic frame plot and room for improvisations by the guests. The overall plo is: An evil Queen from Legend rises up again and tries to recruit new minions for her plan to take over the world, a Fantasy musical.'
[07:36] <Pinako> [MU Festival Grounds] Interactive? :O
[07:39] <Merc_Nezu> [One of the stands] That means the audience or tryout actors can make small suggestions to the plot.
[07:42] <Pinako> [MU Festival Grounds] I have her picture, maybe next time I can bring her with me! :D
[07:42] * Pinako [MU Festival Grounds] hands a picture of Katrina to Ami
[07:43] *** Katrina has long, red hair, blue eyes and a wool shirt and skirt in two other shades of blue!
[07:43] <Pinako> [MU Festival Grounds] She's the mercury of our group!
[07:43] <Pinako> [MU Festival Grounds] though she prefer to have her head in parties, and not books.
[07:45] <Merc_Nezu> [One of the stands] Sshh, most normal people don't know I'm a Sailor Guardian.
[07:46] <Pinako> [MU Festival Grounds] And I'm the uhhh... Binding Hydrogen! (..... nice one, you sounded just like Minako there....)
[07:46] *** Director: 'Mercury? Are we talking about Freddie Mercury from Queen or what?'
[07:47] <Pinako> [MU Festival Grounds] uhhhhh... I mean Yeah, Real Freddie Mercury, Her singing voice is just That hypnotic!
[07:48] <Merc_Nezu> [One of the stands] But Freddie was a man! An... effeminate man, but still.
[07:49] * Pinako [MU Festival Grounds] is just trying to recover form her slip up!
[07:52] *** Director: 'Anyway, think about it. The play will be shown several times more after today, so if you know anybody whi might be interested, just bring them on. We#ll find a replacenet Beryl, so or so. Basically, the longer wig just needs to fit.'
[07:52] <Pinako> [MU Festival Grounds] look at the picture, her hair is naturally long and red.
[07:54] *** 'Of course, a bit of talent will also help. I'm in the theater, see ya folks.'
[07:54] <Pinako> [MU Festival Grounds] see ya
[07:54] <Pinako> [MU Festival Grounds] I might have to introduce you to her, Ami.
[07:55] <Merc_Nezu> [One of the stands] Later. For now, let's enjoy the Festival!
[07:56] <Pinako> [MU Festival Grounds] Alright! :D
[07:56] * Pinako is away: That Takoyaki was delicious, now I wonder where the bean-filled fried fish cakes are?
[08:07] <Merc_Nezu> [One of the stands] (over the Earpiece) Don't worry, they usually know what they're doing. Last year, they did Gone With the Wind, and in the end they had to use table fireworks for the cannon sounds.
[08:11] <Merc_Nezu> [One of the stands] *snickers* Always on the edge of budget, but what they do, they do with success. And the Taiyaki stand is about 50 feet to the right.
[08:18] *** And now for the punchline:
[08:22] *** Director: 'Ahh... Oh no. The girl who was about to play Sailor Mercury also had to cancel. Your hair is short and blue...Would you like to fill in, just for tonight? Pleeaaase! *folds hands*'
[08:25] <Merc_Nezu> [One of the stands] *groans* Uughhh. I almost knew it beforehand. ME of all people on a stage in the Limelight? Can I look at the script for a moment?
[08:27] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ Theater Club Room ]
[08:29] * Merc_Nezu is away: Getting into costume
[20:37] *** Orion Felinus [MrBigKitty@JuubanU.edu.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:37] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Orion Felinus
[20:37] *** Freya Felinus has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:37] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Freya Felinus
[20:38] * Freya Felinus is hugging her knees, a hollow looking in her eyes
[20:40] *** Kanri-chan has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:40] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Kanri-chan
[20:40] * Kanri-chan walks out of Daini’s room “mom? Dad?”
[20:40] * has moved to: [ 1602 ]
[20:41] * Orion Felinus has moved to: [ 1602 ]
[20:41] <Orion Felinus> [1602] Kanri?
[20:41] * Orion Felinus [1602] is holding Freya, trying to comfort her
[20:42] * Kanri-chan bows respectfully and walks over with a couple bags of groceries “is she still struggling?”
[20:43] * Freya Felinus is shaking..tears running down her cheeks
[20:44] <Orion Felinus> [1602] We both are...
[20:44] * Kanri-chan looks at Freya with empathy and sets her bags down “should I try to find a therapist? Orrrrr could a family meeting be helpful?”
[20:45] <Orion Felinus> [1602] Kanri, how can you be so...non-chalant about this? We both hurt Daini...we hurt her terribly...
[20:46] * Kanri-chan blinks “she’s tearing up my house dad. She took a load bearing wall down. I’m freaked out. “
[20:46] <Kanri-chan> But it’s best for at least one of us to stay level headed.
[20:48] <Orion Felinus> [1602] I am trying to...for Freya
[20:48] <Freya Felinus> I..I tried to kill her...
[20:49] * Kanri-chan sets out some cups and makes some tea….its just calming tea “well we know you didn’t do it of your own volition. “
[20:49] <Kanri-chan> Neither of you did.
[20:50] <Orion Felinus> [1602] I know, but...
[20:52] * Kanri-chan serves the tea and looks at her parents “go on. I’ll listen”
[20:54] <Freya Felinus> I fou..I fought so hard against it..I couldn't..stop it...I couldn't
[20:56] * Kanri-chan sits silently listening to her parents woes.
[21:04] <Orion Felinus> [1602] I didn't even know...I thought I was protecting Daini...but...my eyes...my mind...
[21:06] * Kanri-chan nods seriously listening.
[21:07] <Freya Felinus> I SHOUDL HAVE BEEN STRONGER....
[21:10] <Kanri-chan> it’s not your fault.
[21:11] * Freya Felinus criiies
[21:13] * Kanri-chan tries to comfort Freya “it’s not. It’s that shrimps fault”
[21:13] * Kanri-chan looks at Orion checking on him too
[21:20] <Orion Felinus> [1602] We both failed her...we failed as parents. We should have seen signs...
[21:22] <Kanri-chan> How dad?
[21:26] <Kanri-chan> From what Daini said….none of the animals remember attacking so neither should either of you.
[21:30] <Orion Felinus> [1602] But we are not animals!
[21:30] <Freya Felinus> We're her parents!!!!!
[21:31] * Kanri-chan doesn’t know how to respond to that
[21:31] <Kanri-chan> but you turned into a cat
[21:32] <Orion Felinus> [1602] ...yes, I know what we can transform into, but....l am still a Saturnian!
[21:33] <Kanri-chan> Mmmm yes you are.
[21:34] <Freya Felinus> I just...I feel...used...
[21:34] * Freya Felinus shakes
[21:35] * Orion Felinus [1602] holds Freya close. "...we were used...manipulated..."
[21:36] <Kanri-chan> I say that we get revenge
[21:40] <Freya Felinus> what...
[21:40] <Orion Felinus> [1602] Revenge? No...we need to find Daini and bring her home...and hope she can forgive us...
[21:41] <Kanri-chan> Show that shrimp what happens when someone messes with the Felinus’.
[21:41] <Kanri-chan> Dad she’s at my house….
[21:42] <Kanri-chan> She’s ok. Mostly.
[21:44] <Freya Felinus> .....
[21:45] <Orion Felinus> [1602] She's at your house?!
[21:45] <Kanri-chan> Uh yeah? Destroying my walls
[21:47] * Orion Felinus [1602] looks at Freya. "We should go to her."
[21:48] <Kanri-chan> You could have dinner! She would love that.
[21:49] <Freya Felinus> y..yes
[21:49] * Kanri-chan claps her hands and opens a portal home I was going to bring her here but this works much better!”
[21:51] * Orion Felinus [1602] helps Freya to her feet
[21:56] * Freya Felinus slowly stands...
[21:59] <Orion Felinus> [1602] Lean on me, beloved...
[21:59] * Kanri-chan has moved to: [ Taisho Manor ]
[21:59] * Orion Felinus has moved to: [ Taisho Manor ]
[22:01] * Freya Felinus has moved to: [ Taisho Manor ]
[22:06] * Daini Felinus has moved to: [ Taisho Manor ]
[22:07] * Daini Felinus [Taisho Manor] is sitting in a pile of pillows and blankets staring at a wall painting of her and her family
[22:08] * Orion Felinus [Taisho Manor] walks closer to Daini. "D...Daini? Sweetheart?"
[22:09] * Daini Felinus [Taisho Manor] lifts her head and stares at Orion with dull grey eyes
[22:10] <Freya Felinus> [Taisho Manor] ....Daini...
[22:11] * Daini Felinus [Taisho Manor] sniffles at the sound of her parents voices “I wanna go home!!!!!”
[22:14] * Kanri-chan [Taisho Manor] walks over, climbs onto the pillows, and sits behind Daini supporting her
[22:16] <Orion Felinus> [Taisho Manor] Daini, please forgive us for what happened...we can go home together!
[22:16] * Daini Felinus [Taisho Manor] rubs her eyes fighting back tears, she looks tired…almost drained. “I tried. I couldn’t hurt you. I couldn’t do it. “
[22:19] <Orion Felinus> [Taisho Manor] OH, no, Daini, you never hurt us...it was we that hurt you. Could you ever forgive us?
[22:20] <Daini Felinus> [Taisho Manor] that wasn’t your fault. My mom and dad would never hurt me.
[22:21] * Daini Felinus [Taisho Manor] looks down at her knees ashamed “I should have been able to help you. Hnossa is supposed to help. I was useless”
[22:22] * Freya Felinus [Taisho Manor] is silent..watching Daini....
[22:22] * Kanri-chan [Taisho Manor] pulls Daini into a hug “hey we talked about that. It’s not your fault either. It’s not their fault…it’s not your fault”
[22:23] * Daini Felinus [Taisho Manor] clings to her sister and cries “but I should have been stronger…”
[22:28] * Freya Felinus [Taisho Manor] walks over to Daini.....
[22:31] * Orion Felinus [Taisho Manor] walks closer too. "Daini...we feel the same. We feel weak. Used. We did hurt you. And we feel so ashamed as your parents.
[22:32] <Daini Felinus> [Taisho Manor] I PUT MOM IN CAGE!!!!
[22:32] * Daini Felinus [Taisho Manor] covers her face and screams
[22:34] <Orion Felinus> [Taisho Manor] We failed you....
[22:36] * Daini Felinus [Taisho Manor] shakes her head
[22:37] <Daini Felinus> [Taisho Manor] I failed.
[22:41] * Freya Felinus [Taisho Manor] takes daini's face with her hands..tears down her cheeks
[22:44] <Daini Felinus> [Taisho Manor] mommy… im so sorry
[22:46] * Freya Felinus [Taisho Manor] starts to nuzzle against her cheek like a mama cat does to it's kitten
[22:46] * Daini Felinus [Taisho Manor] searches Freya’s face for hope
[22:47] * Daini Felinus [Taisho Manor] sniffles and calms a bit hiccuping
[22:53] * Freya Felinus [Taisho Manor] is crying but is nuzzling still
[22:58] * Daini Felinus [Taisho Manor] hugs Freya tightly as though she might disappear
[22:59] * Orion Felinus [Taisho Manor] pulls them both into his arms in a warm embrace.
[23:01] * Daini Felinus [Taisho Manor] closes her eyes and relaxes
[23:02] * Freya Felinus [Taisho Manor] hugs Daini so tightly,,kissing her forehead
[23:05] * Daini Felinus [Taisho Manor] is cocooned in warm love by her parents and she hugs back
[23:06] <Kanri-chan> [Taisho Manor] Finally, a symbiotic balance.
[23:12] <Orion Felinus> [Taisho Manor] There is nothing more precious than my family.
[23:13] * Freya Felinus [Taisho Manor] cries holding daini
[23:13] <Kanri-chan> [Taisho Manor] I know dad. Make sure you feed that one.
[23:17] * Daini Felinus [Taisho Manor] clings to Freya and Orion
[23:23] <Kanri-chan> [Taisho Manor] She tried to eat but couldn’t keep down more than rice.
[23:26] * Freya Felinus [Taisho Manor] is too shaky to make food tonight
[23:29] <Kanri-chan> [Taisho Manor] I think you three just need some rest now. I’ll open a portal when you’re ready
[23:30] <Orion Felinus> [Taisho Manor] Don't worry. I'll make sure everyone is well fed
[23:31] <Kanri-chan> [Taisho Manor] Yeah yeah. Make sure you rest too. You can’t support us without your own support.
[23:32] * Daini Felinus [Taisho Manor] refuses to let go of Freya. Just like when she was little, she clings to her mother with everything she has.
[23:34] * Orion Felinus [Taisho Manor] nods.
[23:35] <Orion Felinus> [Taisho Manor] I know, but I must make sure my family is taken care of first.
[23:41] * Freya Felinus [Taisho Manor] hugs tightly to daini
[23:48] * Orion Felinus [Taisho Manor] helps Freya up with Daini.
[23:48] <Orion Felinus> [Taisho Manor] Beloved, let's take Kanri's portal. Kanri, why not join us for a while?
[00:01] <Kanri-chan> [Taisho Manor] Because it’s Friday night. I should tuck my little ones in anyways. She needs you right now
[00:01] <Freya Felinus> [Taisho Manor] alright
[00:02] * Daini Felinus [Taisho Manor] huffs and stands with her parents to leave.
[00:06] * Orion Felinus [Taisho Manor] takes Daini's hand
[00:08] * Daini Felinus [Taisho Manor] squeezes Orion’s hand and looks to him “you’re not mad?”
[00:16] <Orion Felinus> [Taisho Manor] Never, my little gem. Are...you upset with me?
[00:21] * Daini Felinus [Taisho Manor] shakes her head and hugs Orion “never daddy. Never”
[00:31] * Daini Felinus [Taisho Manor] smiles a little, her color returning a little to her eyes. “Let’s go home… together”
[00:38] * Freya Felinus [Taisho Manor] smiles
[00:42] * Daini Felinus [Taisho Manor] runs ahead pulling her parents with as much enthusiasm as she can muster.
[00:47] * Orion Felinus [Taisho Manor] follows along with Daini and smiles
[00:59] * Freya Felinus [Taisho Manor] follows
[01:13] *** Orion Felinus [MrBigKitty@JuubanU.edu.jp] has left #suburbansenshi3 (through the portal)
[01:14] *** Daini Felinus has left #suburbansenshi3 (home at last.)
[01:17] *** Freya Felinus has left #suburbansenshi3
[07:31] *** On Wednesday or Thursday after the MU 7/7 Festival: Ami sends/sent Pinako a small package. In it were a couple of copies of the script for the Theater play, one for herself and the others for her friends.
[07:32] *** Also, it contains a few lines by Ami:
[07:40] <Merc_Nezu> “ It is a Musical about how the evil Queen of Legends (Beryl) and a few of her closest Minions get resurrected after a long sleep. Of course, they plan to conquer the world right again. Because the lot of them alone isn't enough and just to be sure, they go on campaign trying to recruit more helpers among the population. Now, there are two different endings to choose from; One where the villains just get destroyed like most of those and a 'family-friendlier' one where they get redeemed and finally turned good. The audience of the day always decides which of the two will be shown. And between the acts, they can make minor suggestions. It's a highly interactive Theater!”
[07:45] <Merc_Nezu> “ Read the script thoughroughly and see if it suits you guys. And one more thing: Those guys are always on a shoestring budget, so you probably won't make any money from it (or at least not much, heh heh). Tell me when we can start off. - Ami.)”
[07:45] *** To be continued...
[08:03] *** A bit later on today's forenoon: Ami sits on a bench in the Atrium together with Bonnie and Usagi who came over for a brief visit (she just misses her Ami-chan so much when she's not at home)...
[08:06] *** Suddenly, a vortex opens and a huge, multi-storage, multi-layered and colourfully decorated cake gets pushed through, horizontally and piece by piece. Usagi starts drooling. 'Hmm, MOAR cake!? :-3'
[08:07] * Rob A. has moved to: [ the Atrium ]
[08:08] <Rob A.> [the Atrium] Imagine: This monstrum of a cake was originally meant for a Wedding, as you may still recognize by the Marzipan bride & groom on top. But guess what, it was rejected by the guests because it looked - And I quote - 'too gayish'... *makes air quotes* Those ungrateful ba[BLEEP]rds! Our poor chef pulled an All-Nighter to finish it on time. Understandable that he was about to finally quit, buuut then… Then he suddenly remembered you, Usagi, and how much you liked his desserts.
[08:09] *** Usagi giggles.
[08:10] <Rob A.> [the Atrium] So he told me to rather feed it to the likes of you than having to just throw it away, that would be a waste. Well, I also should take this opportunity to finally apologize to you what happened a few months ago. I probably shouldn't have reacted so harsh, after all. Wow, this has bothered me for so long now.
[08:11] *** Usagi handwaves and shrugs off: 'Nonono, it's okay, I know I also shouldn't just have invaded your home without a proper Invitation.'
[08:12] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ the Atrium ]
[08:12] <Merc_Nezu> [the Atrium] What happened to those picky Wedding Attendees, then?
[08:13] <Rob A.> [the Atrium] Had to eat Sandwiches in the end. A few of them complained, of course, but serves them allright. *groans* Please, can someone get us a knife and a couple of plates? Because, right now, I don't know what you guys think, but I need some Soul Food.
[08:15] *** Then, he proceeds to cut the cake and share it among the people present. Everyboy munches, and there is much Rejoicing. He also keeps a slice back for their friend Pinako.
[08:17] * Rob A. is away: Eating cake :-D
[09:25] *** Continuing from earlier...
[09:27] * has moved to: [ Drama Club Theater ]
[09:32] * [Drama Club Theater] sits in the (otherwise empty) Stage Hall together with Pinako and her friends, going through their respective parts in the Queen Beryl Play...
[09:33] * [Drama Club Theater] ^
[09:34] <Merc_Nezu> (( Something isn't right around here... ))
[09:36] <Merc_Nezu> Allright, let's see how we can get through with this.
[09:36] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ Drama Club Theater ]
[09:59] *** more later on...
[10:01] *** I HOPE so :-(
[22:25] *** Kaelyn P. Peinforte has joined #suburbansenshi3
[22:25] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Kaelyn P. Peinforte
[22:26] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> BLOODY HELL!!!!!
[22:26] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte blocks with her cane blade, holding back the sword, as the ancient automton pushes against her
[22:27] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte grimaces...slowly being pushed back
[22:30] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> of all..the times.....I can't....call...mum....
[22:30] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte tries to swing the blade.....but her sword is knocked away
[22:32] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> oh shi-
[22:32] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte gets SLICED across the jaw and goes down....
[22:36] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte loses conciusiness
[22:36] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte is away
[23:06] *** Kaelyn P. Peinforte flips a coin into the air and catches it, heads side up
[15:55] * Daini Felinus has moved to: [ 1603 Guest Room ]
[15:56] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: 1603
[15:56] * Daini Felinus has moved to: [ ]
[15:57] * Daini Felinus rushes around wrangling animals into holding cages “oh come on Dexter!!”
[15:58] * Daini Felinus grabs a fat bunny and holds it by the scruff “my mom is going to cook you before my dad can kick you out. “
[16:00] * Daini Felinus looks around at the chaos and groans as she puts the bunny in jail and starts cleaning up…..again
[16:01] <Daini Felinus> It’ll only be a couple of weeks….we really appreciate your tenacity…..And now they cant find anywhere to send him!!
[16:04] <Daini Felinus> Im going to drop him on Quinox >>
[07:03] *** The Cheesykits logo appears! "STAND BY FOR ACTION!"
[07:05] * ~ At first, the screen is dark. No images, just voices.
[07:06] <Voiceover #1> ♦ Why are you hurting these people?!?!?
[07:06] <Voiceover #2> ♦ It's the oil, stupid.
[07:07] <Voiceover #3 > ♦ Oil wars. We are killing for gasoline.
[07:07] <Voiceover #4> The world is actually running out of water.
[07:07] <Voiceover #5> ♦ Water wars...
[07:08] *** The main character starts to speak, and hers is the only voice that's coming through loud and clear, with no faint static hiss.
[07:08] <Main character> Once, I was a T-Doll soldier...
[07:09] <Main character> A wanderer searching for a righteous cause in a world tearing itself apart.
[07:10] <Voiceover #6> ♦ ...reached the terminal freak-out point!
[07:10] <Voiceover #7> ♦ ...the world has gone rogue, terrorizing itself!
[07:11] <Voiceover #8> ♦ ...thermonuclear skirmish
[07:11] <Voiceover #9> ♦ ...the Wasteland Kits have declared war!
[07:12] <Voiceover #10> ♦ ...the earth is sour. Our bones have become poisoned. We are half-life.
[07:13] <Main Character> As the world fell, each of us in our own way was broken.
[07:13] <Main Character> It was hard to know who was more crazy...me? Or everyone else?
[07:14] *** Then you see...HER!
[07:14] * Main Character is now known as M4A1
[07:15] * M4A1 is standing alone at the top of a ridge, overlooking a desolate desert of reddish-brown sand.
[07:17] *** Next to M4A1 is a battered car: the second-to-last of the V8 Interceptors. It looks like it's seen better decades, with plenty of scratches, ad-hoc repairs, and tires held together mostly by snow-chains and prayers.
[07:18] *** The camera pans down a little bit.
[07:19] <Faint voice> Hello?
[07:19] <Faint voice> Excuse me...
[07:20] <M4A1> - Here they come again. Worming their way into the black matter of my brain. -
[07:20] * The GEICO Gecko walks up to M4A1
[07:21] <The GEICO Gecko> Excuse me, miss. I couldn't help but notice the condition of the car you have. Might I interest you in...
[07:22] * M4A1 STOMPS!!
[07:22] *** The GEICO Gecko has left #suburbansenshi3 (X__x)
[07:23] * M4A1 reaches down, snatches up what's left of the lizard she stomped, and starts eating it in quick, rapid movements.
[07:23] <M4A1> - I tell myself they cannot touch me. They are long dead. -
[07:24] * M4A1 slowly and dramatically turns to look back over her shoulder, then IMMEDIATELY rushes to her car, snatches up her bedroll, and throws it inside and jumps in as well.
[07:25] *** The engine screams to life and M4A1 quickly drives down the ridge at maximum acceleration.
[07:27] *** All is quiet for a minute, then suddenly MULTIPLE wastelander motorcycles and dune buggies tear through the area M4A1 just left and follow after her.
[07:27] *** Driving across the desert flatlands, the wasteland bandits attempt to surround and overtake M4A1's car!
[07:28] *** An explosive-tipped lance hits the ground just below the underside of her car, causing it to flip over onto its side and crash.
[07:29] <M4A1> @___@
[07:34] * M4A1 keeps crawling, trying to get clear.
[07:35] *** The wasteland bandits (who are ALL Seadolls from Azur Lane) surround the crash site, leap down off of their vehicles, and start gathering up the loot with great enthusiasm!
[07:37] <M4A1 (voiceover)> ♦ I am the one who runs from both the living and the dead.
[07:38] <M4A1 (voiceover)> ♦ Hunted by scavengers. Haunted by those I could not protect.
[07:38] <M4A1 (voiceover)> ♦ So I exist in this wasteland, a girl reduced to a single instinct.
[07:39] * Laffey stomps her foot down on M4A1's back and pins her to the ground.
[07:39] <Laffey> >:(
[07:39] <Laffey> Gotcha.
[07:39] <M4A1> >___<
[07:40] <M4A1 (voiceover)> ♦ Survival.
[07:42] *** The next scene shows the bandits slowly driving back to what looks like a fortified town built between a trio of promontories in the distance. They're towing M4A1's car behind them...and M4A1's been shackled too!
[07:45] *** The scene switches. M4A1 is chained up and bent over as several Seadolls are keeping her motionless while Vestal is tattooing something all across M4A1's back.
[07:48] <The Tattoo> ♦ No lumps. No bumps. Two good eyes. Piss: OK. Multiple scars. Heals fast. O-NEGATIVE. HIGH OCTANE UNIVERSAL DONOR. Lone road warrior run down on the Powder Lakes. V-8. No supplies. Psychotic. Muzzled.
[07:49] *** One of the girls goes over to a fiery brazier and pulls out a branding iron. It's got the symbol of...THE ADEPTUS MECHANICUS on it?!?!
[07:50] * M4A1 sees the brand and BREAKS FREE!!!
[07:50] * M4A1 PUNCHES Vestal in the face, sending her flying!
[07:50] * M4A1 kicks a couple of the others, then starts to run!
[07:51] <Vestal> XO
[07:51] <Z-23> GET HER!!
[07:51] *** The entire Starter Squad starts to chase after M4A1!
[07:53] * M4A1 keeps running blindly through twisting rough-hewn tunnels, eventually running into a tunnel partially flooded with...water? CLEAN water?!
[07:55] *** More Seadolls appear at the other end of the tunnel. Aww s[BLEEP]t...it's EISENBLUT too!
[07:55] <Prinz Eugen> >:D