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This is still SUPER under construction so please bear with us!!

Back in 2002 Haruka-san made a homepage on the internet and little by little all her friends started to join in and communicate (unlike Komi-san!!) so it became bigger and bigger like a creeping slime [Vine - Ed.] or Momoko-chan's chest!!

Now we're all here and this is our collection of stuff from the past two decades and beyond!! So enjoy digging around our pile of soot [Loot - Ed.] and if you feel like it come chat with us in the live chat courtesy of Ginga TV!!

Big pups [Props - Ed.] to Tomoe-hakase and X-chan for helping to build this new homepage based off the original one from 2002!! ^_^

Oh Tomoe-hakase says all the important links are in the right hand side of the page so you should be sure to go down on the site!! (∩_∩) [Not touching that one - Ed.]

Minako-chan (and Haruka-san)


The latest Suburban Senshi chat!!




Suburban Senshi Entry #2685 - “SURPRISE! It's X's Early Birthday Party 2026!! ”
#2685 “SURPRISE! It's X's Early Birthday Party 2026!! ”
@spritflame
LINE chat excerpt starts – 26 September 2026 9:33AM
Det. Ema Skye9:34 AM
So that new documentary about Elon Musk is coming out soon



@Paisley Pythia Peinforte9:36 AM
ugh please don't remind me he exists; I'm still bitter he turned my favourite online hangout into a Nazi bar and I was taken in my his Tony Stark PR for so long
@SpeedRcrX9:37 AM
What this isn't your favorite online hangout?
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte9:37 AM
Did I say what replaced it? :P
[gTV]C'est_la_V9:38 AM
Ne, ne!! It's time for X-chan's surprise birthday party again!!
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte9:38 AM
It's not time yet! Every year you start it earlier and earlier :P
[gTV]C'est_la_V9:39 AM
Again, that's why it's always going to really be a surprise!!
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte9:39 AM
...unassailable logic
@[ DR. XADiUM ]9:39 AM
I'M NOT READY
@SpeedRcrX9:40 AM
Well they delegated getting all the gifts to me and I did it, so I'm ready, which means you don't have a choice lol
Vermellia X. Rosso9:40 AM
LOL how come nobody buys their own gifts anymore
[gTV]C'est_la_V9:41 AM
Because if no one is responsible for their own gift, no one can be held responsible for their own gift!!
Det. Ema Skye9:41 AM
This is the only place I've ever seen where people actively dodge the responsibility of owning up to the presents they hand out
@SpeedRcrX9:42 AM
Oh don't you worry Ema-san you're one of the gift givers this year hahah
Det. Ema Skye9:42 AM
...Haruka what are you going to make me do here
@SpeedRcrX9:42 AM
:3
Det. Ema Skye9:43 AM
...just so you know I have access to massive quantities of Sodium Hydroxide and I know how to use it
[gTV]C'est_la_V9:45 AM
Let's do the murdering later!! We should get started!! So Haruka-san picked a few names out of a hat to be gift-givers this year and then she bought a bunch of stuff online! So the gift givers will be seeing their presents for the first time as they hand them out, as will X-chan!!
@[ DR. XADiUM ]9:45 AM
Can't wait
Det. Ema Skye9:45 AM
I apologize in advance for whatever the f[BLEEP]k is going to happen here, X
@[ DR. XADiUM ]9:46 AM
It's been 25 years almost. I'm used to it
// J_Daito //9:46 AM
ARE YOU
@[ DR. XADiUM ]9:46 AM
no
@SpeedRcrX9:47 AM
So our first gift is from the gaijin, Serena Tsukino! FROM AMERICA
ScoutGrl_959:47 AM




HERE YOU GO MISTER DOCTOR SIR XADIUM SIR!!
@[ DR. XADiUM ]9:48 AM
Uhh... thanks? What... is it??
ScoutGrl_959:48 AM
IT'S CUTE!!
// J_Daito //9:49 AM
It's like if LaBuBu grew up, got Instagram famous, and is on the social medias trying to peddle influence.
@SpeedRcrX9:50 AM
Next is your turn Paisley-san
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte9:51 AM
I DISCLAIM ALL LIABILITY







..what

Haruka where the f[BLEEP]k do you find these things
@SpeedRcrX9:51 AM
I am a woman of exquisite taste!
@[ DR. XADiUM ]9:52 AM
Is this a sculpture of a boardroom meeting or something? It's like a congregation of talking heads
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.9:53 AM
Yea but look closer X-san

The tables coming out of those guys' d[BLEEP]ks

And the third guy is leaning on it, pondering
// J_Daito //9:53 AM
PONDER THE "D"
@[ DR. XADiUM ]9:53 AM
Thanks Chibiusa I can't unsee it now
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.9:54 AM
You're welcome!!
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte9:54 AM
So it's like... it's like if Gumby was bored one day and then decided to reshape his d[BLEEP]k into a table, and joined it up with Pokey's
// J_Daito //9:54 AM
Pokey's "pokey"
@[ DR. XADiUM ]9:54 AM
OKAY STOP YOU GUYS PLEASE
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.9:55 AM
Every time they eat off that table they're eating off their own d[BLEEP]ks
@[ DR. XADiUM ]9:55 AM
STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@SpeedRcrX9:55 AM
LOL okay next up

From Michi
Mdm_Maestro9:56 AM






I take full and joyful responsibility :P
Det. Ema Skye9:57 AM
Wait if this is random, how come every year Michiru manages to get a gift that perfectly sums up her hate for X
// J_Daito //9:57 AM
(she's sleeping with the person buying the gifts)
Det. Ema Skye9:57 AM
...I should have thought of that, Jed.
@SpeedRcrX9:58 AM
:3
@[ DR. XADiUM ]9:58 AM
WELL JOKE'S ON YOU MICHIRU I DON'T PLAY GOLF
Mdm_Maestro10:00 AM
Hmph. You speak with such defiance, Xadium-san, but I know deep within your hearts there is the wail of existential anguish, of the torment unceasing that you can never expunge as your spirit burns from my incisive and devastating insult to your person.
@[ DR. XADiUM ]10:00 AM
..yes let's roll with that
Mdm_Maestro10:00 AM
SEE HOW HE ATTEMPTS TO PLAY IT OFF
@[ DR. XADiUM ]10:00 AM
So whos's next, Haruka?
Mdm_Maestro10:01 AM
YOU SEE?! HE DEFLECTS! HE EVADES!! HE ATTEMPTS TO COWER IN THE SHADOWS, FEARFUL OF THE LIGHT OF MY BRILLIANT BRILLIANCE!
@SpeedRcrX10:02 AM
Next up is Gemini
@Texas_Samurai10:02 AM
Let's see whut we got here...






... A hard hat with a Camera in it th' size of Texas?
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte10:03 AM
LOL it's a wearable perv came with built in protection for when someone whacks you over the head with a crowbar for wearing it
@[ DR. XADiUM ]10:04 AM
...I'll never forgive the a[BLEEP]les who made it impossible to wear smart glasses with cameras out in public. The potential for POV photography was amazing.
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte10:05 AM
...just hold the camera up to the same level of your face, love, come on. It's not that hard :P
@[ DR. XADiUM ]10:06 AM
That's just a rough approximation
Det. Ema Skye10:06 AM
Being out here in 2026 defensing Camera Glasses is a brave choice X
@[ DR. XADiUM ]10:07 AM
Okay so for disabled people it's great for assistive reading. for travelers for sign translations. You can interpret sign language with them.
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte10:07 AM
Face it. The techbros ruined the technology for everyone. That's what it boils down to.

You're never going to get the wearable face computer that does it all.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LOVE :P
@[ DR. XADiUM ]10:08 AM
*marge simpson noise*
@SpeedRcrX10:08 AM
Next up it's Ema-san's turn
Det. Ema Skye10:09 AM
Oh joy let's see how I get to look stupid this y-- what the hell




@[ DR. XADiUM ]10:09 AM
I... are those... hair extensions
// J_Daito //10:09 AM
MADE WITH REAL HUMAN HAIR

IN AN OBVIOUS REAL HUMAN HAIR COLOR
@[ DR. XADiUM ]10:10 AM
I know my hair is thinning but
// J_Daito //10:10 AM
ENJOY REAL HUMAN HAIR
Det. Ema Skye10:10 AM
Happy... birthday?
@[ DR. XADiUM ]10:10 AM
Yes. Quite.
@SpeedRcrX10:11 AM
HEY CAN I PICK 'EM OR WHAT
Det. Ema Skye10:11 AM
Picking your nose, sure
@SpeedRcrX10:12 AM
Hey an unobstructed airway is vital for life

Anyway, next up, Rei-chan
flame_SNIPER10:12 AM
Wonderful.




... Haruka-san what
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte10:13 AM
I can't tell if that's a pacifier or a sex aid.
Det. Ema Skye10:13 AM
Depending on the kink, both?
flame_SNIPER10:13 AM
Haruka-san Seriously
@SpeedRcrX10:14 AM
Look, I had a budget okay. Costs had to be cut. Austerity had to be respected. It's 2026 and no one has money anymore.
flame_SNIPER10:14 AM
You'll need money for the medical bills After I set you on fire
@SpeedRcrX10:15 AM
WHY IS YOUR FIRST F[BLEEP]KING REACTION ALWAYS PYROMANIA
BECAUSE IT'S EFFECTIVE ☠
@SpeedRcrX10:15 AM
<_<

anyway moving on

Momo-chan you're up
Silicon Momoko10:16 AM




...Here X uhh enjoy
@[ DR. XADiUM ]10:17 AM
Thanks
// J_Daito //10:17 AM
Hey with those you'll be prepared for the next global pandemic
@[ DR. XADiUM ]10:17 AM
How so
// J_Daito //10:17 AM
While everyone else is killing each other over scraps of toilet paper you'll have enough shells to wipe your ass with for eternity
@[ DR. XADiUM ]10:17 AM
.
Silicon Momoko10:18 AM
HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK I NEED SOMEONE TO EXPLAIN THE MECHANICS OF THAT TO ME
@SpeedRcrX10:18 AM
Well you see Momo

Next up is Neko-chan #2
[gTV]C'est_la_V10:19 AM
Wai!!





...Why.
@[ DR. XADiUM ]10:20 AM
I've always wanted to frame myself standing in the middle of flowers
// J_Daito //10:20 AM
WELP TIME FOR WEDDING NUMBER FIVE YOUR TIME IS OVER PEINFORTE IT'S BACK TO AINO AGAIN
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte10:21 AM
I can kill people with my mind, so no.
[gTV]C'est_la_V10:21 AM
* C'est_la_V is happy with Orlando Timberlake-sama so no :P *
@Texas_Samurai10:22 AM
...Technically this here X is from like ten thousand years in mah future an' Ah'm still with him in the present so this is a mite awkward
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte10:22 AM
EVERYTHING ABOUT HIS GOD DAMN FAMILY TREE IS AWKWARD LET'S NOT GET INTO THIS
@Sakura X. Aino10:23 AM
I'm pretty sure I'm related to myself somehow.
@[ DR. XADiUM ]10:23 AM
LET'S MOVE ON PLEASE
@The Intern10:24 AM
...There is a sociological paper in this waiting to be written
@[ DR. XADiUM ]10:24 AM
MOVING ON
@SpeedRcrX10:24 AM
Next up, Chibiusa!
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.10:24 AM
Hshshshhaha here X




@[ DR. XADiUM ]10:25 AM
Something practical for once! A T-shirt!
[gTV]Red_Crow10:26 AM
Tell me you don't know about sports without telling me you don't know about sports
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte10:26 AM
That's a football jersey, love
DJ Reverend_H10:26 AM
You mean soccer yo
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte10:27 AM
FUN FACT: Football was called Soccer in British English as well

It's not a thing Americans came up with
@Texas_Samurai10:28 AM
Y'might say they took th' ball n' ran with it hahahahaaha
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte10:28 AM
BOO
Silicon Momoko10:28 AM
We need to make X wear the shirt
@SpeedRcrX10:28 AM
Oh he'll be trying this all out hahah
@[ DR. XADiUM ]10:28 AM
Wait what
@SpeedRcrX10:29 AM
NEXT UP

Mimeteo-kun
Dr. M. Hanyu10:30 AM
Don't say it like that, it's creepy




@[ DR. XADiUM ]10:30 AM
! SOMETHING I CAN ACTUALLY USE IT'S A CABLE CRIMPER FOR ETHERNET
@SpeedRcrX10:31 AM
F[BLEEP]K!
@[ DR. XADiUM ]10:31 AM
...wait

Are you deliberately trying to get me things that are useless?
Mdm_Maestro10:31 AM
It's only fitting since you're useless, dear.
@[ DR. XADiUM ]10:31 AM
................
[gTV]C'est_la_V10:32 AM
Well you know if X-chan gets out of lan we can always crimp his [BLEEP] in it!!

^line
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte10:33 AM
LOL the LAN pun actually works here
@[ DR. XADiUM ]10:33 AM
*crosses his legs* can we move on
@SpeedRcrX10:33 AM
Next, 'Taru-chan
FireFly_910:34 AM
Sorry for whatever this is, Xadium-san.






...
Mdm_Maestro10:34 AM
Oh look, it's how Hotaru-chan handles her dating life.
=^catablanca^=10:34 AM
I AM A MAN (When I want to be)
[gTV]C'est_la_V10:34 AM
debatable
=^catablanca^=10:34 AM
D:
FireFly_910:35 AM
...
@[ DR. XADiUM ]10:35 AM
I feel so welcome
FireFly_910:35 AM
THIS IS NOT MY DOING
Mdm_Maestro10:35 AM
But it is your heart
FireFly_910:36 AM
I shall smite you
@[ DR. XADiUM ]10:36 AM
Who's next <_<
@SpeedRcrX10:36 AM
Next up, 'Taru's "man", Artemis
=^catablanca^=10:37 AM
STOP MOCKING MEEEEE







...
@[ DR. XADiUM ]10:37 AM
A FOOD TRUCK

HARUKA I THOUGHT YOU HAD A BUDGET
@SpeedRcrX10:38 AM
I DID

i just went over it

slightly

a little

a touch

skoshi
IrnChef_Jovian10:39 AM
...my cafe could use a food truck ><
@[ DR. XADiUM ]10:39 AM
It's yours
IrnChef_Jovian10:39 AM
THANK YOU!!
@SpeedRcrX10:40 AM
And Finally last up, Elios
DJ Reverend_H10:40 AM
YO YO YO CHEGGITOUT YO




@[ DR. XADiUM ]10:40 AM
A golf cart? Haruka Where are you shopping?!
@SpeedRcrX10:41 AM
This year it was all AliExpress

So since you're not gonna want it, X, I'll take it, thanks.
@[ DR. XADiUM ]10:41 AM
Wait I didn't say I didn't want it
@SpeedRcrX10:42 AM
But you didn't want the food truck and you gave it to Mako-chan. WHY ARE YOU DENYING ME?! IS IT BECAUSE SHE HAS MASSIVE 'TALENT'?! WE ALL KNOW YOU'rE WEAK TO THAT DON'T BE DISCRIMINATORY XADIUM I'LL F[BLEEP]KING SUE YOU
@[ DR. XADiUM ]10:42 AM
...YOU CAN HAVE IT GEEZ
Det. Ema Skye10:43 AM
Did she just use someone else's birthday as a pretext to buy herself a Golf Cart?
// J_Daito //10:43 AM
thisistheway.gif
@SpeedRcrX10:44 AM
So now, we get to make X wear / use all this!!
@[ DR. XADiUM ]10:44 AM
WHAT
@SpeedRcrX10:44 AM
ENJOY




@[ DR. XADiUM ]10:45 AM
T_T I hate you
[gTV]C'est_la_V10:45 AM
Well to make up for it, we'll give you some "Special Presents" X, like we did last year!!
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte10:46 AM
Yeah this time I figured out what to do to compete with the likes of Gemini and Minako





@[ DR. XADiUM ]10:46 AM
@Texas_Samurai10:46 AM
Uhh...
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte10:46 AM
What?
@Texas_Samurai10:47 AM
Didn't they tells ya it was all "themes" this year?
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte10:47 AM
.... what
@Texas_Samurai10:47 AM




Like this here, see?
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte10:48 AM
I WAS NOT INFORMED
[gTV]C'est_la_V10:48 AM
Hai! for mine I was a throwback to the year X-chan and I actually first met!!




@Paisley Pythia Peinforte10:48 AM
ARRRRRRRRRGH
[gTV]C'est_la_V10:49 AM
Well that's it for X-chan's birthday party!! Thank you all for being here!!
*** Mdm_Maestro is away I wonder if I should arrange it next year~
*** [ DR. XADiUM ] is away D:
@spritflame
LINE chat excerpt ends – 26 September 2026 10:50AM



















水野亜美
Over the years, the activities of myself and my comrades, as well as the enemies we've faced, have been monitored and investigated by a number of clandestine organizations, one of which is the Torchwood organization based in Britain and its former colonial outposts.

I have used my considerable skill to gain access to this database and made its information available to the chosen few. Today, I extend that access to you. No one can be told "what is" Suburban Senshi - you must see for yourself. Harness the power of knowledge today!!



The Wiki

天王はるか
So we have a Discord and we know that's what all the cool kids are using, but we also know that if Discord decides to BLEEP everyone all our BLEEP would be gone.

So we took over the world's largest Sailor Moon forum and made it our own. So when Hotaru-chan finally loses her mind and brings down the glaive, the ruins of Earth will just be the cockroaches, rei.bot, Captain Jack Harkness and a discussion forum you can still interact with.


The Forums

土萠ほたる
I enjoy reading, so it's only natural I keep a collection of precious works relating to our adventures that have shaped our lives over the years. I have collected here all the material pertaining to our most major adventures and a general timeline of the entire universe. Things will constantly be updated and revised as time goes on. Please enjoy it.

The Episodes / Stories
Sakura X. Aino
In addition to the centrally canonical chronicles of the Azabu-Juuban crew, there are also additional appendices to their adventures authored by an awesome amount of people, proudly presented in a world-readable and writable wiki, with works wonderfully wending through every extant era in Suburban Senshi's Time and Space.

As your cheerful chronicler of history's happenings, I happily hand you this link to the locus of legendary lore painstakingly prepared for your perusal!! Enjoy!!



The Expanded Universe Library

火野レイ
Hino Rei here. I am the Head Priestess of the Hikawa Jinja in Azabu-Juuban (where we're currently offering a discount on blessings.)

I graduated from Toyo Eiwa's graduate program in business, and I collect many different kinds of manga along with my husband Yuuichiro. You can see some of the various pixel manga I've collected on my old Toyo Eiwa homepage, which Tomoe-hakase has archived for me. You can click below to access it. For now everything is listed on the left; this will change in time as I retire the blog.

If you'd like to visit the shrine, please do, my grandfather has retired to help run a martial arts dojo in Nerima. So there will be no problems.



The Pixel Manga

土萠創一教授
THE INTERNET IS FULL OF HORRORS AND OVER THE YEARS WE'VE TAKEN A HATCHET TO IT, MOCKING EVERYTHING FROM WEBSITES TO SPAM EMAILS TO MOVES, AND THE LOGS OF THOSE REACTIONS ARE HERE! ENJOY! MUAHAAHHAHA!



THE MISTS

海王みちる
Oh, hello dears. Obviously, I, "Michiru", need no introduction, but as a courtesy I shall remind you that I, Kaioh Michiru, scion of the venerable Kanzaki family, am a world-famous concert violinist and painter.

Here you shall find a rare and exciting opportunity to browse my exceptional galleria which, of course, features not my own works (which are limited to the eyes of the super-elite) but those of inferior talents to whom I am regrettably indebted for web hosting space. Click below and Do enjoy~

Gallery MICHIRU
ちびうさ
So like I heard that what everybody wants from Internet these days is VIDEOS. So, like, I decided to turn my homepage into the place where you can see all the HOT VIDEOS I've got!!

So click through and check out my STEAMY COLLECTION! ~^o^~



The Videos

The Intern
Over the years there have been a lot of subsites and one-off bits of content created by the people of Ten'Aino house, and it's very hard to surface all of that material, so I've taken it upon myself to gather as much of it as I could into one place, which you can access by clicking below.

I make no guarantees as to how much of your sanity will remain intact after perusing the material, however.



The Subsites

愛野美奈子
As CEO of Ginga Media Enterprises and a super-famous Crime Fighting Idol, no one knows better than me how important Social Media and backlinks are to getting your message out there!

So in here is a list of all the sites we think are REALLY cool!

We also link to all the social medias we post to, (but mostly they just link to what we do here ^^;;;)

Still subscribing is a good way to keep up with updates when we aren't being lazy!!



The Links / Socials

冥王せつな
I spend all of my eternity watching, because that is what she made me do. Watching while she shags the man I deserve. Watching as the world insults the wellspring of my planet power. Watching as everyone and everything forgets who and what I am.

So I spend my days watching my close circle of acquaintances chat on the internet, and it's my job to keep a list of all those chats, which is here. It's how I afford money for ramen and fishnet design classes. Take a look and enjoy all the fun I'm not having. :/



The Chat Archives





May 21, 2001: Usagi and Rei were sadly lingering outside a dance hall after the university festival, when Zoicite attacked using Hebihanabiko, determined to find the mythical Silver Crystal. As the Senshi stalled for time, Pegasus swooped in, callously watching from the distance. The Moonlight Knight got knocked down, having taken the hit for Usagi. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through inspiration from the cries of the helpless. Sailor Moon used an appeal to the inherent goodness of the heretofore irredeemable villain to win.


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